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"What's that noise coming from the basement? "Oh that? That's Dracula. He spits absolute fire constantly and we occasionally go down there to film it. He came with the house and he doesn't cause problems, so we kept him." "You have Dracula in your basement?" "Yeah. He provides for himself and pays for his own amenities, so we don't care." "Does he always do this?" "One time my friend asked him to stop. Dracula stopped, turned to look at him, and my friend instantly burnt to a crisp as Dracula quite literally roasted him with his insults. He was a good friend."
14:14 "Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms, so he might as well let me go" 😭😭😭
@@sodapop2312 if hand bags/money were making her happy, now she realizes that it doesn't mean anything, which can make someones eyes empty or lifeless
"Gimme a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere" followed by "I wept cause there were no worlds left to conquer" is the kinda amazing whiplash I'm here for.
"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" is a quote attributed to alexander the great but nobody knows who originally wrote it. All I know is most people know it from hans gruber in die hard lmao
Im convinced this is how joji communicates with cold ones. He hires this guy and puts him on a plane to australia and drops a pin to an abandoned building. This guy is just there.
After 5 dracula flows, Dracula is finally opening up to us. We know him on a personal level now. He tells us about his kid, his struggles, his denim jacket with an 8 ball on it, and gives us encouragement
No joke this guys home life is messed up. His wife pulled a gun on him and tried to take his son. And then when the cops came she managed to get him arrested. (He was exonerated after 11 months of prison)
I literally put this on repeat over a series of varying beats, locked myself in a box with my computer and proceeded to learn the ins and outs of avatar creation in Blender for 10 unbroken days. All the while Dracula was just spittn unconditionally. Clocked over 100 hours, never worked so hard on anything in my whole fukkn life. We're really out here doin this shit xD
Twenty full minutes of insanity to send off the character. There are no more one liners to be said. He was him. He is him. He will continue to be him. Amen.
Fuck all the bull shit. This man said “I was 1 of 9 abandoned babies in the bando. My first memory was getting breastfed by the pit bull,” I’m fucking crying bro💀
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosthe other comments are wrong. A speakeasy sold alcohol, yes, but this line is referring to the fact that most speakeasys were hidden behind things like vending machines or bookshelves like a secret lair. He's saying the pussy is a lot bigger on the inside
@@kennethbyrkett8920The way they left the pause in before the first one was absolute genius, as was when the line suddenly popped up again out of nowhere because you forgot about it.
We got to give props to this guy, especially when we compare this to his nervous, unsure, confused deliveries in Dracula Flow 1. The change from there to here is palpable - the sheer confidence and aggression in every bar blows me away.
He slowly remembered that he's him, he's always been him. He remembered the early years of his plurisecular vampire life, when he was known as Filthy Frank.
every few weeks some episode of this pops up on my front page and i just skip around and watch different parts. thank you for making my day better each time
"GIVE ME A MATTRESS, AND A FLESHLIGHT. I'LL THRIVE ANYWHERE" this is 20 minutes of unbelievable art. this mans a national treasure even nicolas cage couldnt fuck with
She broke my heàrt had me shatter boxen behind the 7 11 in my 2005 Toyota Cleveland lebron jersey window tinted smoking on a goon rock.. the bugs are back.
"the weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life. Over and over and over again." this bar struck fear in my heart
"One thing about me, I only fuck in flourescent light. I need to see absolutely everything." relatable honestly. Whoever writes these lines is a genius and this old wheezer's delivery is impeccable. I love these.
"I have no morals or belief system, I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They ask me to shoot, i do it, i have no character." Is such a cold line fr
Majority people including myself tbh. Decades of television followed by internet socialization on a global scale has distorted expectations of what a life should be. There is nothing wrong with simply surviving. I did not ask to be born, I did not consent to be born, and while I intend to let my life play out its natural course, I will be relieved when it ends.
Holy fuck. I forgot that he’s Him
You must have amnesia.
These mfs keep on forgetting that he’s HIM!! 🤬🤬🤬
This is shit aint nothing to him man.
You think he gives a shit?
@@D.H.1082shit aint nothing to him man
The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure
Zaza got me feeling like everything finna be alright
top tier
On God 😂😂😂
Yeah that one got me too Numbah4
That is such a mind morphing way of describing the texture and experience of a drug lol
As a programmer, I will quote "the bugs are back" more often than I would like to.
"Turned his ass into some Data" is also underrated
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
I’m a biologist so it gets said pretty often over here
"the zaza got me connecting the dots" is pure gold
I like to imagine he's in a permanent state of spittin straight magic at all times, and they just occasionally come to the basement to film it.
Lol hahaha
"What's that noise coming from the basement?
"Oh that? That's Dracula. He spits absolute fire constantly and we occasionally go down there to film it. He came with the house and he doesn't cause problems, so we kept him."
"You have Dracula in your basement?"
"Yeah. He provides for himself and pays for his own amenities, so we don't care."
"Does he always do this?"
"One time my friend asked him to stop. Dracula stopped, turned to look at him, and my friend instantly burnt to a crisp as Dracula quite literally roasted him with his insults. He was a good friend."
When Humanity realized that Dracula could not be killed they decided to seal him in this infinite state of spittin bars forever
same
He's off 326 benadryl cyphering with the hatman on any given tuesday
"Woke up in geneva. Aw man I did it again" Underrated line fr
one of if not the best line
@@Camper_Samu if it is not is it one of the best line ?
Thought he was gonna say he missed the convention.
@superultrathanksmom3845 if is then how not if it is when it's if the best line?
THE WORMS ARE BACK 🗣️💥🔥🔥💯💯
14:14 "Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms, so he might as well let me go" 😭😭😭
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"I bought her channel bags until there was nothing left in her eyes."
jesus christ that's a line
Crazy I came to this comment and read it in my head at the EXACT same time he said it
@@user-rs8ex9wh7o you WHAT to this comment???
That line hit me like a fucking brick when I first heard it
i dont get it ?
@@sodapop2312 if hand bags/money were making her happy, now she realizes that it doesn't mean anything, which can make someones eyes empty or lifeless
"58% THC pre-rolled joints, rolled in keef, had me reading the book of Revelations. We are indeed close." Is outstanding.
"the zaza got me connecting the dots" 🧛🏻♂️
7:22
You will re live every key mistake you've ever made in your life over and over again
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The herbs be communicating with you when you eat a 300mg sativa brownie fr
Edit: fr
Kendrick Lamar dropped 6 1/2 minute song same day Dracula flow responded with a 20 minute Bible session
Drake would not stand a chance if Dracula pulled up on his ass 🔥 🧛♂️
Amen brother
Bro listen to 6:16 by Kendrick. Kicked drake while he was down lmao
Kendrick Lahoosaher?
Dracula smoked him back in 1992, BC
kendrick went for round two, now i need another gospel session from drac
"My character so flawed the only time I stood ten toes on somethin was my opps' throat" HE'S HIM
"I'm a high functioning shooter" is a mythical bar
"On a full moon I'll fuck ANYTHING"
Dracula so hard he is openly declaring war on the werewolves while they're at their peak
LMAO Golden
shit
Props
Damn🧛🏻♂️
gay
"Gimme a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere" followed by "I wept cause there were no worlds left to conquer" is the kinda amazing whiplash I'm here for.
"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" is a quote attributed to alexander the great but nobody knows who originally wrote it. All I know is most people know it from hans gruber in die hard lmao
Clearly Dracula originally wrote it
@@fenthwikplutarch originally wrote it according to hans
What time stamp?
I’m pretty sure dean pelton said it before alex
His hairline getting lower and lower with each entry in the franchise is what keeps me here.
Im convinced this is how joji communicates with cold ones. He hires this guy and puts him on a plane to australia and drops a pin to an abandoned building. This guy is just there.
That would be funny asf
After 5 dracula flows, Dracula is finally opening up to us. We know him on a personal level now. He tells us about his kid, his struggles, his denim jacket with an 8 ball on it, and gives us encouragement
hes ready to change
Don’t forget the worms.
The bugs are back
I know this man better than my own parents, and we have some experiences I'm not supposed to repear
Please give Mckenzie back
"They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack"
Oh heck no. That one's good.
“How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out!”
“How can I be gay? My bitch is homophonic!”
3:15
Then he balled so hard they thought he was a nut sack.
12:13 "They call me Ben Simmons because I don't play at all!" had me dying
🤣💀
"I believe in you. You can accomplish anything you want in life"
Thank you Dracula
"The BUGS are back." I will now quote that everyday
The Worms! Aaahh!!
I'm a software engineer, I'm surprised I don't say that to myself daily already but I certainly will now.
New year, new me
No more going outside
I burned off all my finger prints
The bats are back
Playing Helldivers 2 be like
They're crawling, pass me the fentanyl 😂
THE RETURN OF THE KING
WE'RE SO BACK!
Always a good day when the lord returns with his gospel 🙏
Thank the Lord to receive this on the anniversary of my dad's death
The bugs are back.
DRAC IS BACK
Okay but it’s actually kind of absurd he doesn’t even crack a smile, not even once. A master of the craft.
That's because he's HIM
"I'm in the club listening to the brown note" is the wildest claim he's ever made
People are missing this one
“She giving me top, and so on and so forth” is such an underrated line.
in the context of the rest of that series that may be one of the best ones yet
Zizek flow
he forgot to sniff
It’s been a day… how can a line be underrated already?
1M views thats how 😮 🔥 @@gabrielromero1621
"ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT THIS 9MM CERTAINLY WAS" STRAIGHT FUCKING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
GIVE ME THE FUCKIN FENTANYL
😂😂😂 this one got me
Does this means he made the 9MM improvised?
rome wasnt built in a day because they weren’t mexican
@@BigAirr. Got me movin' like a claymation character!
2:26 "YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE"
That one genuinely had me taken aback briefly.
“dj mustard, let me in dijon” that man was ahead of his time
"Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone" is one of the hardest bars I've ever heard
said Frodo Baggins
@@comprador_nowhere Brodo Swaggins
Bro! same profile picture!
"Chewing on the Labia for 6 hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel." 😭😭😭 HE CANNOT BE SPITTING THIS FIRE SO RECKLESSLY!
@johnsemisub
Every line he says is a Sin... Awesome!
13:39
Bro got Dracula’s attention
@@johnwalker6737 the man himself
"Im so busy shooting, im celibate" is incredibly underrated
When he does the Jamaican lingo but without the accent… truly ahead of the game Drac
I confidently believe that this series is a modern form of slam poetry. They're gonna be using this as a cultural study of life in the 21st century.
dude this is the 21st century
@@nigel9907the count lives in the 20th century my guy
@@nigel9907That's what he said- "life in the 21st century."
As in, the study of our modern day when our day is not-so-modern anymore.
WE ARE INDEED CLOSE 🗣
homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack
"Threw the OP into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, turned his ass into DATA" goes unbelievably hard 😭
Dracula created doctor Manhattan
Without meter it’s not impressive
opp*
This is the one
@@calebobry6211"I'll turn my body into Fent, let the ops consume me, then kill them from the inside." - Doctor Manhattan, probably
"Beat his ass and send him into an improvement cycle."
Damn.
"Y'all are crabs in a bucket and I got Old Bay seasonin'. Maybe even some Zatarrans" 💣
The longer his widow's peak grows, the longer the videos get. The man's just too powerful.
Widow peak running down middle of his nut sack, it’s him
hairline gets royalties from mcdonalds
He's going Super Saiyan on the opps
Longer than James Cameron.
he is him
"Psychologically terrorized the opp till he killed himself in the Michael Jordan Steakhouse"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15:24
1:04 Zaza Got me feeling like everything gunna be alright
It's probably my favorite line ngl
"Got the Registered God Particle on my hip." Only reason he got it because only his bars can drop that hard.
"i went dark a long time ago" low key goes hard
I love how with each Dracula Flow the actor's gotten more and more into it.
He’s no actor this is him
@@barrackobama9881 Exactly. He forgot that he’s him.
What actor?
Actor haha
actor?
“This blunt got a family
Somewhere worried as hell” 🤣
THE WORMS ARE BACK 🗣️💥💯🔥🔥
"This blunt has a pulse"
No joke this guys home life is messed up.
His wife pulled a gun on him and tried to take his son. And then when the cops came she managed to get him arrested. (He was exonerated after 11 months of prison)
@@chandraray7798my first impression was that his home life must be pretty stable and good
@@chandraray7798smd
I've been watching this in 2 minute increments so I can meditate on the Count's wisdom throughout the day
i gotta show this to my grandma she’s 87 i gotta keep her alive and mentally sharp
“This Luger will send a Christian to hell” right off the bat gets me every time
fr. Such a deep line if you think about it
I don't get it, a luger is just a pistol right?
@@jellomaster5629 Yes but it's SO POWERFUL that not even the lord's forgiveness saving you!
@@darkwraithraziel6362 the sound of each blast is the condensed screams of a thousand opps
"Off the bat": I see what you did there.
"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9 Milimeter certainly was. GIVE ME THE FUCKING FENTANYL" Went way too hard 🤣🤣
8:29
"the worms in my head won't stfu. They're telling me to go absolutely stupid on them"
I literally put this on repeat over a series of varying beats, locked myself in a box with my computer and proceeded to learn the ins and outs of avatar creation in Blender for 10 unbroken days. All the while Dracula was just spittn unconditionally. Clocked over 100 hours, never worked so hard on anything in my whole fukkn life. We're really out here doin this shit xD
animate his ass with ghibli levels of precision and burnout
Bro's putting himself through mkultra conditioning
I worked on the grind so hard they thought I was gaming the X factor like I was Tony Hawk with these 2000s of hours.
Twenty full minutes of insanity to send off the character. There are no more one liners to be said. He was him. He is him. He will continue to be him. Amen.
Is there confirmation that this is the end?
@@OGbrundle read the description, it said the finale
@@OGbrundle It says "The finale." in the description
100% HIMalayan
Dracula Flow 2023-2024 “This shit was nothing to him, man.”
Fuck all the bull shit. This man said “I was 1 of 9 abandoned babies in the bando. My first memory was getting breastfed by the pit bull,” I’m fucking crying bro💀
@johnsemisub
real romolus moment
The *_”WHAAAAAAT???”_* in the background is the cherry on top.
Bro got the attention of Dracula himself
"I'm the real Goliath grouper" underrated asf
Jeremy Wade only wishes
I absolutely love the line "there's bugs under my skin, i need to get them out with a screwdriver" then he just randomly says "the bugs are back"
"she had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains" is OUTRAGEOUS lmfao
What does that mean 😭
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos "Speakeasy" refers to a public place which illegally sold alcoholic drinks during the prohibition of the 1920s and 1930s
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos means a bunch of dudes was fuckin her on the down low
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos It means its vacant and open to the public💀
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosthe other comments are wrong. A speakeasy sold alcohol, yes, but this line is referring to the fact that most speakeasys were hidden behind things like vending machines or bookshelves like a secret lair. He's saying the pussy is a lot bigger on the inside
“The bugs are back.” “I’m freebasing excedrine.” “I’m sick! AH! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS!”
This is poetry.
I'm the 666th like family, keep it there my chiefs
@@Chief_Ten_Bearsthey did not, in fact, keep it there
“Chewing on the labia for six hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel” Art
"This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell."
I feel like I'm in a hyperbolic time chamber whenever I listen to Dracula Flow. Minutes feel like hours and I love every second.
Yet when you finish the video, it doesn't feel like 20 minutes
“Rome wasn’t built in a day but this 9mm certainly was” is such a cold ass line
Give me the fentanyl
Thats deep as fuck
@@Inrxz it really is I hope I remember it for the rest of my life
@@Inrxz how? pro tip its not.
@johnsemisub
"The zaza got me talkin like pingu" is iconic
noot noot
3:30
The Zanfrancisco got me looking and moving like Mr. Bean. I ain’t saying SHIT.” Mark Twain level brilliance.
“The Xan Francisco got me moving like Mr. Bean. I ain’t saying shit.”
Generational bar
Every time he says 'The bugs are back' it fucks with me
So glad someone else said it because something about that gets me howling every time I hear it.
THE WORMS
@@kennethbyrkett8920The way they left the pause in before the first one was absolute genius, as was when the line suddenly popped up again out of nowhere because you forgot about it.
Anyone who’s ever smoked straight PACK knows what he’s talking about
“I only handed back the free world cause I was bored” is an astronomically hard bar
"percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time"
We got to give props to this guy, especially when we compare this to his nervous, unsure, confused deliveries in Dracula Flow 1. The change from there to here is palpable - the sheer confidence and aggression in every bar blows me away.
He probably forgot who he was after waking up with so much money, but then he remembered he's him.
We love a good character development
He finally understands that he's him
i mean under the tutelage of the world's greatest ceo randall thymes we could all flourish like that
He slowly remembered that he's him, he's always been him. He remembered the early years of his plurisecular vampire life, when he was known as Filthy Frank.
“I’m in the club listening to The Brown Note”
I’m dying these references are crazy
That shit was peak
The bugs are back🗣️💥💥🔥🔥🔥💯
At the the Castrati line, I literally choked and DIED.
I didn’t understand this one
It's referencing the brown note that when played it makes you shit your pants I believe South Park made the reference popular@@danielmeza4802
18:00 RFK Jr. circa April 2024
"I'm smokin' that rasputin. Hear yee, Hear Yee... DURBAN POISON!"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"The casualties you will suffer trying to fuck with me will have you thinking like Magnus Carlsen" 🔥🔥🔥
8:18
Gah DAMN
Bars beyond human comprehension
Woah what the fuck, I read this as he way saying it in the video. I’m losing it
I love the idea that Dracula has been alive so long he really does all this just cause he’s so bored of immortality
12 million years old
Smokin that vietnam style agent orange pack
"I only gave back the free world because I was bored."
-Dracula, 2024
every few weeks some episode of this pops up on my front page and i just skip around and watch different parts. thank you for making my day better each time
"The Zaza got me talking like Pingo"
One of the best things I ever heard. Dracula is the best in the game. He is HIM.
I legitimately believe that Van Helsing could not destroy this iteration of Dracula. He is simply too hard for a stake to pierce.
No one can, not even himself.
Bro doesn't know about Quincy Morris
@@ruairip7722quincey lost lucy to arthur. fucking arthur how pathetic do you have to be to fumble in the face of that pompous sniveling bag of cash
Just imagine how hard van helsing is for downing this unit. It's a cannon event
Forget Van Helsing. Not even the Belmonts could stop this Dracula.
"Zaza got me feeling like everything is gonna be alright" got me
And not too long after "zaza got me in purgatory screaming for eternity" lmao
I AM HIM @johnsemisub
Then “this za feeling like heroin. And this heroin feeling like za.”
Destroyed his bando with a solar flare
We will be studying this video and this series for decades, what a time to be alive.
The brain rush of watching this video feels exactly like stimulant abuse
"GIVE ME A MATTRESS, AND A FLESHLIGHT. I'LL THRIVE ANYWHERE"
this is 20 minutes of unbelievable art. this mans a national treasure even nicolas cage couldnt fuck with
I was 7 minutes when I realized how cinematically LONG this is. "Feels like a feature length film" because my dick is 2.5 hours long
Immediately followed by "I WEPT FOR THERE WERE NO WORLDS LEFT TO CONQUER". Truly a work of genius
Theirs bugs under my skin I need to dig em out wit a screw driver
She broke my heàrt had me shatter boxen behind the 7 11 in my 2005 Toyota Cleveland lebron jersey window tinted smoking on a goon rock.. the bugs are back.
The worms in my head won't shut the hell up their telling me to go absolutely stupid on em.
"the weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life. Over and over and over again." this bar struck fear in my heart
Please give me the time stamp
@@maximuskay1 2:22, brother
Bro this comment is at 666 likes rn and the time stamp is 2:22, is this a sign or some shi😭
Edibles will do that to ya
I’ve been there and I won’t go back 😂
The rewatch value in this madness is wild. I pick up on something NEW each TIME. OP GUMBO
Please let me have Mckenzie back
"Tell us something unique about yourself."
15:31
"I HAVE NO MORALS OF BELIEF SYSTEM" dastardly line.
i have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure
@@iCookCrystalMethyou ever see a flying whale?
This mf said “DASTARDLY”
💀
he pledges allegiance to the bag
"I'm big on astrology, I'm always lookin at a fat dirt star every chance I get." THAT IS CRAZYYYYYY😭
Yo that one fuckin killed me
HOLY CRAP..... wewwwww buddy!
Nasty line 😂
“Boy wanted some clout, I put him on the news, and turned him into a real superstar!” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This cannot be the end I need more
"Put a bag over his head and send him to Paradise" gotta be one of the coldest lines I've ever heard
I see George has been watching Dune
Certified Manhunt 2 plastic bag execution moment
"One thing about me, I only fuck in flourescent light. I need to see absolutely everything." relatable honestly.
Whoever writes these lines is a genius and this old wheezer's delivery is impeccable. I love these.
Joji does brotha
@@calebparmer2142 nahh i dont believe you
@@That_Squatch This is his return to comedy.
@@That_Squatch it’s filthy Frank baby
@@That_Squatch It's pretty known that Joji is behind this, lol.
"I'm back to back with God shakin the fuckin universe" is the hardest line I have ever heard
Dracula Flow 5 feels like new Tool. I need to listen through this like 50 more times over the next several months in order to truly appreciate it all
I feel you, this is up there with parabola
How am I not the only one that saw his head and thought of Maynard's obsession with vampires and being bald?
Hell yeah
There’s no way you just said this 😂😂🌀
@@homehush9407 I'm the man. I have always been the man. I will continue to be the man as well.
"I have no morals or belief system, I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They ask me to shoot, i do it, i have no character." Is such a cold line fr
When the nihilist is cooking
Fuuacck
Sent shivers down my spine 💀💀💀
Timestamp?
@@uzii6540 1:28
I love how every sequel doubles in length but they still hit every time
BRING THIS BACK TO SPOTIFY
ZAZA GOT ME FEELING LIKE EVERYTHING GON’ BE ALRIGHT
that seems awfully reasonable
💯💯💯💯
It's gon be alright. This shit ain't nothin to you, man
I ain't gon lie I'm kinda feeling myself rn gang
@@bandolierboy1908 good to hear
Love that he still drops the occasional galactic-scale warfare bar in amongst the street-level shit talking
The combination of hood shit and esoteric references is so fucking funny to me
@@shayposting wanting beef iver galaxtic acquisitions, this mans beyond us
Galactic scale bars! Nobody else got those!
“Just finished on my own stomach, time for some ox tail” 🤣🤣🤣
“The bugs are back” is the one of the most underrated line he has ever spoken
"This blunt is overwhelmingly large" So simple. So elegant.
This blunt has a pulse 😂
@JustaComment93 this blunt looks like rayjays dick
"I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback" 😂
Relatable
Twitter in a nutshell
@@superdarklink Obvious joke but still, beat me too it ahaha.
Type shit
"They call me Ben Simmons... Cause I dont play at all" 🔥😆
We are not worthy Draco
"y'all are crabs in a bucket, and i got old bay seasoning. maybe even some zatarans." - scipio africanus major
Can't help but hear "Zaaaaataraaaans!" from the ads lol
@@feistygheisty1980yesssirrrrr, gulf coast baaabeee
"I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure" goes hard
Extreme nihilism flow
Majority people including myself tbh. Decades of television followed by internet socialization on a global scale has distorted expectations of what a life should be. There is nothing wrong with simply surviving. I did not ask to be born, I did not consent to be born, and while I intend to let my life play out its natural course, I will be relieved when it ends.
@@monguskooklord7867 weak.
@kennyp4866 Projection. I have property, a fruitful career, a girl, friends. I'm just not excited about any of it.
@@monguskooklord7867 sounds like a you problem, buddy. I know I'm happy where I'm at 🤣
6:19 "I TURNED HIS SORRY ASS INTO SOME DATA." damn I wonder what cyberdeck he's rockin