"What's that noise coming from the basement? "Oh that? That's Dracula. He spits absolute fire constantly and we occasionally go down there to film it. He came with the house and he doesn't cause problems, so we kept him." "You have Dracula in your basement?" "Yeah. He provides for himself and pays for his own amenities, so we don't care." "Does he always do this?" "One time my friend asked him to stop. Dracula stopped, turned to look at him, and my friend instantly burnt to a crisp as Dracula quite literally roasted him with his insults. He was a good friend."
"Gimme a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere" followed by "I wept cause there were no worlds left to conquer" is the kinda amazing whiplash I'm here for.
"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" is a quote attributed to alexander the great but nobody knows who originally wrote it. All I know is most people know it from hans gruber in die hard lmao
After 5 dracula flows, Dracula is finally opening up to us. We know him on a personal level now. He tells us about his kid, his struggles, his denim jacket with an 8 ball on it, and gives us encouragement
No joke this guys home life is messed up. His wife pulled a gun on him and tried to take his son. And then when the cops came she managed to get him arrested. (He was exonerated after 11 months of prison)
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosthe other comments are wrong. A speakeasy sold alcohol, yes, but this line is referring to the fact that most speakeasys were hidden behind things like vending machines or bookshelves like a secret lair. He's saying the pussy is a lot bigger on the inside
"the weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life. Over and over and over again." this bar struck fear in my heart
"One thing about me, I only fuck in flourescent light. I need to see absolutely everything." relatable honestly. Whoever writes these lines is a genius and this old wheezer's delivery is impeccable. I love these.
I watched all 5 and for some reason when he says "This blunt is overwhelmingly large" I laugh so hard. I think it's cause it's one of the only things he says that actually makes sense 😂😂😂
We got to give props to this guy, especially when we compare this to his nervous, unsure, confused deliveries in Dracula Flow 1. The change from there to here is palpable - the sheer confidence and aggression in every bar blows me away.
He slowly remembered that he's him, he's always been him. He remembered the early years of his plurisecular vampire life, when he was known as Filthy Frank.
"GIVE ME A MATTRESS, AND A FLESHLIGHT. I'LL THRIVE ANYWHERE" this is 20 minutes of unbelievable art. this mans a national treasure even nicolas cage couldnt fuck with
She broke my heàrt had me shatter boxen behind the 7 11 in my 2005 Toyota Cleveland lebron jersey window tinted smoking on a goon rock.. the bugs are back.
@@kennethbyrkett8920The way they left the pause in before the first one was absolute genius, as was when the line suddenly popped up again out of nowhere because you forgot about it.
Fuck all the bull shit. This man said “I was 1 of 9 abandoned babies in the bando. My first memory was getting breastfed by the pit bull,” I’m fucking crying bro💀
Twenty full minutes of insanity to send off the character. There are no more one liners to be said. He was him. He is him. He will continue to be him. Amen.
"I've been fully consumed by hate, jealousy and lust I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or push back" 🔥🔥🔥🔥 one of the hardest bars
14:14 "Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms, so he might as well let me go" 😭😭😭
JDW is a small time actor, he’s been in front of a camera plenty of times and he has no idea what most of this hard zoomer hood vernacular and references mean, so this was no big deal.
@@sodapop2312 if hand bags/money were making her happy, now she realizes that it doesn't mean anything, which can make someones eyes empty or lifeless
!["สนธิ" ห่วงมีขบวนการปกป้อง "ทนายตั้ม" : [THE MESSAGE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2GQNp3EoMc0/mqdefault.jpg)
I like to imagine he's in a permanent state of spittin straight magic at all times, and they just occasionally come to the basement to film it.
Lol hahaha
"What's that noise coming from the basement?
"Oh that? That's Dracula. He spits absolute fire constantly and we occasionally go down there to film it. He came with the house and he doesn't cause problems, so we kept him."
"You have Dracula in your basement?"
"Yeah. He provides for himself and pays for his own amenities, so we don't care."
"Does he always do this?"
"One time my friend asked him to stop. Dracula stopped, turned to look at him, and my friend instantly burnt to a crisp as Dracula quite literally roasted him with his insults. He was a good friend."
When Humanity realized that Dracula could not be killed they decided to seal him in this infinite state of spittin bars forever
same
He's off 326 benadryl cyphering with the hatman on any given tuesday
The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure
Zaza got me feeling like everything finna be alright
top tier
On God 😂😂😂
Yeah that one got me too Numbah4
That is such a mind morphing way of describing the texture and experience of a drug lol
"58% THC pre-rolled joints, rolled in keef, had me reading the book of Revelations. We are indeed close." Is outstanding.
"the zaza got me connecting the dots" 🧛🏻♂️
7:22
You will re live every key mistake you've ever made in your life over and over again
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The herbs be communicating with you when you eat a 300mg sativa brownie fr
Edit: fr
"Shoutout to my man Tzeentch" dracula pulling the bars straight from the immaterium
"Woke up in geneva. Aw man I did it again" Underrated line fr
one of if not the best line
@@Camper_Samu if it is not is it one of the best line ?
Thought he was gonna say he missed the convention.
@superultrathanksmom3845 if is then how not if it is when it's if the best line?
THE WORMS ARE BACK 🗣️💥🔥🔥💯💯
"Gimme a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere" followed by "I wept cause there were no worlds left to conquer" is the kinda amazing whiplash I'm here for.
"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" is a quote attributed to alexander the great but nobody knows who originally wrote it. All I know is most people know it from hans gruber in die hard lmao
Clearly Dracula originally wrote it
@@fenthwikplutarch originally wrote it according to hans
What time stamp?
I’m pretty sure dean pelton said it before alex
Holy fuck. I forgot that he’s Him
You must have amnesia.
These mfs keep on forgetting that he’s HIM!! 🤬🤬🤬
This is shit aint nothing to him man.
You think he gives a shit?
@@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLYshit aint nothing to him man
His hairline getting lower and lower with each entry in the franchise is what keeps me here.
At some point he's gonna end up looking like he's got on a spawn mask and the only white is around his eyes
He’ll be in blackf@ce eventually.
Bro is reverse-balding.
Man’s got a Widow’s Apex
Vegeta in his retirement
"On a full moon I'll fuck ANYTHING"
Dracula so hard he is openly declaring war on the werewolves while they're at their peak
LMAO Golden
shit
Props
Damn🧛🏻♂️
gay
Kendrick Lamar dropped 6 1/2 minute song same day Dracula flow responded with a 20 minute Bible session
Drake would not stand a chance if Dracula pulled up on his ass 🔥 🧛♂️
Amen brother
Bro listen to 6:16 by Kendrick. Kicked drake while he was down lmao
Kendrick Lahoosaher?
Dracula smoked him back in 1992, BC
kendrick went for round two, now i need another gospel session from drac
“She giving me top, and so on and so forth” is such an underrated line.
in the context of the rest of that series that may be one of the best ones yet
Zizek flow
he forgot to sniff
It’s been a day… how can a line be underrated already?
1M views thats how 😮 🔥 @@gabrielromero1621
"I'm in the club listening to the brown note" is the wildest claim he's ever made
People are missing this one
I don’t get that one
@@Snapshot290’The Brown Note’ is a frequency of sound that makes people shit themselves
I had to shit so bad it almost made me crack one in my pants
Idk, him *”letting **_the archangels_** take him”* is pretty fuckin’ wild to me.
"the zaza got me connecting the dots" is pure gold
The biblical stuff always gets me
@@yakivpopavich56% THC pre-rolled joints, got me reading the Book of Revelations. We are indeed close.
I quote this one a lot lmao
Zaza will do that to you though
@@bio-jay77 if it's truly Zaza, indeed it will
"Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone" is one of the hardest bars I've ever heard
said Frodo Baggins
@@comprador_nowhere Brodo Swaggins
Bro! same profile picture!
"I gave the whole world back because I was bored" is up there
"Threw the OP into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, turned his ass into DATA" goes unbelievably hard 😭
Dracula created doctor Manhattan
Without meter it’s not impressive
opp*
This is the one
@@calebobry6211"I'll turn my body into Fent, let the ops consume me, then kill them from the inside." - Doctor Manhattan, probably
I absolutely love the line "there's bugs under my skin, i need to get them out with a screwdriver" then he just randomly says "the bugs are back"
Dracula needs to quit smoking that aqueduct-filtered sherm 😂
The longer his widow's peak grows, the longer the videos get. The man's just too powerful.
Widow peak running down middle of his nut sack, it’s him
hairline gets royalties from mcdonalds
He's going Super Saiyan on the opps
Longer than James Cameron.
he is him
"Chewing on the Labia for 6 hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel." 😭😭😭 HE CANNOT BE SPITTING THIS FIRE SO RECKLESSLY!
@johnsemisub
Every line he says is a Sin... Awesome!
13:39
Bro got Dracula’s attention
@@johnwalker6737 the man himself
After 5 dracula flows, Dracula is finally opening up to us. We know him on a personal level now. He tells us about his kid, his struggles, his denim jacket with an 8 ball on it, and gives us encouragement
hes ready to change
Don’t forget the worms.
The bugs are back
I know this man better than my own parents, and we have some experiences I'm not supposed to repear
Please give Mckenzie back
"My watch cost 50 bands and I STILL don't have time for you fuckbois" is actual fire
they call me ben simmons cause i don't play at all!
Ring so heavy, I can't answer the phone
“This blunt got a family
Somewhere worried as hell” 🤣
THE WORMS ARE BACK 🗣️💥💯🔥🔥
"This blunt has a pulse"
No joke this guys home life is messed up.
His wife pulled a gun on him and tried to take his son. And then when the cops came she managed to get him arrested. (He was exonerated after 11 months of prison)
@@chandraray7798my first impression was that his home life must be pretty stable and good
@@chandraray7798smd
"They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack"
Oh heck no. That one's good.
“How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out!”
“How can I be gay? My bitch is homophonic!”
3:15
Then he balled so hard they thought he was a nut sack.
I love how with each Dracula Flow the actor's gotten more and more into it.
He’s no actor this is him
@@CCIO855 Exactly. He forgot that he’s him.
What actor?
Actor haha
actor?
"I wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer" is unironically such a cold line
It's an anachronism attributed to Alexander the great "Alexander wept..."
@@CDSAfghan Who is the genius behind the script?
@@abundantharmonyfor what we know PLUMMCORP RECORDS is owned by Joji, but we dont know who wrote this, maybe him, maybe a friend
@@lauticanziani2453 interesting.
"ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT THIS 9MM CERTAINLY WAS" STRAIGHT FUCKING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
GIVE ME THE FUCKIN FENTANYL
😂😂😂 this one got me
Does this means he made the 9MM improvised?
rome wasnt built in a day because they weren’t mexican
@@BigAirr. Got me movin' like a claymation character!
"The BUGS are back." I will now quote that everyday
The Worms! Aaahh!!
I'm a software engineer, I'm surprised I don't say that to myself daily already but I certainly will now.
New year, new me
No more going outside
I burned off all my finger prints
The bats are back
Playing Helldivers 2 be like
They're crawling, pass me the fentanyl 😂
"Psychologically terrorized the opp till he killed himself in the Michael Jordan Steakhouse"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15:24
1:04 Zaza Got me feeling like everything gunna be alright
It's probably my favorite line ngl
"percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time"
"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9 Milimeter certainly was. GIVE ME THE FUCKING FENTANYL" Went way too hard 🤣🤣
8:29
I confidently believe that this series is a modern form of slam poetry. They're gonna be using this as a cultural study of life in the 21st century.
dude this is the 21st century
@@nigel9907the count lives in the 20th century my guy
@@nigel9907That's what he said- "life in the 21st century."
As in, the study of our modern day when our day is not-so-modern anymore.
WE ARE INDEED CLOSE 🗣
homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack
"The zaza got me talkin like pingu" is iconic
noot noot
3:30
"WE SMOKING EUCALYPTUS PIGEON SHIT"
“i’m ready to change” followed by “had shawty spit in my chicken and rice” is the best dichotomy of man ever
THE RETURN OF THE KING
WE'RE SO BACK!
Always a good day when the lord returns with his gospel 🙏
Thank the Lord to receive this on the anniversary of my dad's death
The bugs are back.
DRAC IS BACK
“The Xan Francisco got me moving like Mr. Bean. I ain’t saying shit.”
Generational bar
"she had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains" is OUTRAGEOUS lmfao
What does that mean 😭
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos "Speakeasy" refers to a public place which illegally sold alcoholic drinks during the prohibition of the 1920s and 1930s
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos means a bunch of dudes was fuckin her on the down low
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos It means its vacant and open to the public💀
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosthe other comments are wrong. A speakeasy sold alcohol, yes, but this line is referring to the fact that most speakeasys were hidden behind things like vending machines or bookshelves like a secret lair. He's saying the pussy is a lot bigger on the inside
Rolling around Cambodia with an open wound is the hardest line I ever heard
"MOTHERFUCKER THESE ARE NOT RU RU RUMENS, THESE ARE CHROME HEARTS"
“The bugs are back.” “I’m freebasing excedrine.” “I’m sick! AH! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS!”
This is poetry.
I'm the 666th like family, keep it there my chiefs
@@Chief_Ten_Bearsthey did not, in fact, keep it there
“Chewing on the labia for six hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel” Art
@@alexello1189 demons will punish them in hell for not keeping the likes at 666 for their master.
“This Luger will send a Christian to hell” right off the bat gets me every time
fr. Such a deep line if you think about it
I don't get it, a luger is just a pistol right?
@@jellomaster5629 Yes but it's SO POWERFUL that not even the lord's forgiveness saving you!
@@darkwraithraziel6362 the sound of each blast is the condensed screams of a thousand opps
"Off the bat": I see what you did there.
I love the idea that Dracula has been alive so long he really does all this just cause he’s so bored of immortality
12 million years old
Smokin that vietnam style agent orange pack
"I only gave back the free world because I was bored."
-Dracula, 2024
He is the bird of Hermes, eating his own wings to keep himself tame.
eyes bloodshot leanin up against the wall beatin off to my chromehearts boots
“They told me I couldn’t shake the city, so I shook that shit like a crying toddler”
"the weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life. Over and over and over again." this bar struck fear in my heart
Please give me the time stamp
@@maximuskay1 2:22, brother
Bro this comment is at 666 likes rn and the time stamp is 2:22, is this a sign or some shi😭
Edibles will do that to ya
I’ve been there and I won’t go back 😂
"The casualties you will suffer trying to fuck with me will have you thinking like Magnus Carlsen" 🔥🔥🔥
8:18
Gah DAMN
Bars beyond human comprehension
Woah what the fuck, I read this as he way saying it in the video. I’m losing it
"One thing about me, I only fuck in flourescent light. I need to see absolutely everything." relatable honestly.
Whoever writes these lines is a genius and this old wheezer's delivery is impeccable. I love these.
Joji does brotha
@@calebparmer2142 nahh i dont believe you
@@That_Squatch This is his return to comedy.
@@That_Squatch it’s filthy Frank baby
@@That_Squatch It's pretty known that Joji is behind this, lol.
I watched all 5 and for some reason when he says
"This blunt is overwhelmingly large"
I laugh so hard.
I think it's cause it's one of the only things he says that actually makes sense 😂😂😂
As a programmer, I will quote "the bugs are back" more often than I would like to.
"Turned his ass into some Data" is also underrated
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
THE WORMS
I’m a biologist so it gets said pretty often over here
@@FluffyIronGolems D:
@@FluffyIronGolems AHHHH
THE WORMS ARE BACK
"This blunt is overwhelmingly large" So simple. So elegant.
This blunt has a pulse 😂
@JustaComment93 this blunt looks like rayjays dick
@@JustaComment93this blunt curve right at the tip
@@MANTHELEXUSI'm smoking telephone poles
"This blunt looks like it was pushed out"
We got to give props to this guy, especially when we compare this to his nervous, unsure, confused deliveries in Dracula Flow 1. The change from there to here is palpable - the sheer confidence and aggression in every bar blows me away.
He probably forgot who he was after waking up with so much money, but then he remembered he's him.
We love a good character development
He finally understands that he's him
i mean under the tutelage of the world's greatest ceo randall thymes we could all flourish like that
He slowly remembered that he's him, he's always been him. He remembered the early years of his plurisecular vampire life, when he was known as Filthy Frank.
These word combinations have never been uttered. A truly magnificent marvel. Unc has been him and will continue to he him
"GIVE ME A MATTRESS, AND A FLESHLIGHT. I'LL THRIVE ANYWHERE"
this is 20 minutes of unbelievable art. this mans a national treasure even nicolas cage couldnt fuck with
I was 7 minutes when I realized how cinematically LONG this is. "Feels like a feature length film" because my dick is 2.5 hours long
Immediately followed by "I WEPT FOR THERE WERE NO WORLDS LEFT TO CONQUER". Truly a work of genius
Theirs bugs under my skin I need to dig em out wit a screw driver
She broke my heàrt had me shatter boxen behind the 7 11 in my 2005 Toyota Cleveland lebron jersey window tinted smoking on a goon rock.. the bugs are back.
The worms in my head won't shut the hell up their telling me to go absolutely stupid on em.
Every time he says 'The bugs are back' it fucks with me
So glad someone else said it because something about that gets me howling every time I hear it.
THE WORMS
@@kennethbyrkett8920The way they left the pause in before the first one was absolute genius, as was when the line suddenly popped up again out of nowhere because you forgot about it.
Anyone who’s ever smoked straight PACK knows what he’s talking about
"Zaza got me feeling like everything is gonna be alright" got me
And not too long after "zaza got me in purgatory screaming for eternity" lmao
I AM HIM @johnsemisub
Then “this za feeling like heroin. And this heroin feeling like za.”
Destroyed his bando with a solar flare
I love how every sequel doubles in length but they still hit every time
"I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback" 😂
Relatable
Twitter in a nutshell
@@superdarklink Obvious joke but still, beat me too it ahaha.
Type shit
Dracula Flow 5 feels like new Tool. I need to listen through this like 50 more times over the next several months in order to truly appreciate it all
I feel you, this is up there with parabola
How am I not the only one that saw his head and thought of Maynard's obsession with vampires and being bald?
Hell yeah
There’s no way you just said this 😂😂🌀
@@homehush9407 I'm the man. I have always been the man. I will continue to be the man as well.
“I’m in the club listening to The Brown Note”
I’m dying these references are crazy
That shit was peak
The bugs are back🗣️💥💥🔥🔥🔥💯
At the the Castrati line, I literally choked and DIED.
I didn’t understand this one
It's referencing the brown note that when played it makes you shit your pants I believe South Park made the reference popular@@danielmeza4802
i gotta show this to my grandma she’s 87 i gotta keep her alive and mentally sharp
did you do it? if so, did she like it?
@@pitayaunot yet but thank u for reminding me
@@PANTHERESSDARK we here looking for that update
So did u show her?
@@PANTHERESSDARKyou show her yet
I legitimately believe that Van Helsing could not destroy this iteration of Dracula. He is simply too hard for a stake to pierce.
No one can, not even himself.
Bro doesn't know about Quincy Morris
@@ruairip7722quincey lost lucy to arthur. fucking arthur how pathetic do you have to be to fumble in the face of that pompous sniveling bag of cash
Just imagine how hard van helsing is for downing this unit. It's a cannon event
Simon Belmont: Why do I hear boss music?
Fuck all the bull shit. This man said “I was 1 of 9 abandoned babies in the bando. My first memory was getting breastfed by the pit bull,” I’m fucking crying bro💀
@johnsemisub
real romolus moment
The *_”WHAAAAAAT???”_* in the background is the cherry on top.
Bro got the attention of Dracula himself
“Rome wasn’t built in a day but this 9mm certainly was” is such a cold ass line
Give me the fentanyl
Thats deep as fuck
@@Inrxz it really is I hope I remember it for the rest of my life
@@Inrxz how? pro tip its not.
@johnsemisub
Now that I think about it, Count Dracula retiring to become a drug-addled inner city gangster is surprisingly plausible.
Twenty full minutes of insanity to send off the character. There are no more one liners to be said. He was him. He is him. He will continue to be him. Amen.
Is there confirmation that this is the end?
@@OGbrundle read the description, it said the finale
@@OGbrundle It says "The finale." in the description
100% HIMalayan
Dracula Flow 2023-2024 “This shit was nothing to him, man.”
"Put a bag over his head and send him to Paradise" gotta be one of the coldest lines I've ever heard
I see George has been watching Dune
Certified Manhunt 2 plastic bag execution moment
"Chewin on the labia for 6 hours like a steak from cracker barrel" straight fire 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"i even wore my 8 ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. Im ready to change" 🤣🤣🤣
"There are bugs under my skin, I need to dig them out with a screwdriver" so real
The bugs are back every few minutes gets me
The bugs are back
ZAZA GOT ME FEELING LIKE EVERYTHING GON’ BE ALRIGHT
that seems awfully reasonable
💯💯💯💯
It's gon be alright. This shit ain't nothin to you, man
I ain't gon lie I'm kinda feeling myself rn gang
@@bandolierboy1908 good to hear
"AK sing like a castrati. OOOOoooOOeeee," had me rolling and it's not even two minutes in.
1:22
That was so fking good omg Bruh 😂
"They ask me to shoot, I do it. I have no character." He's a killer fr
"I HAVE NO MORALS OF BELIEF SYSTEM" dastardly line.
i have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure
@@iCookCrystalMethyou ever see a flying whale?
This mf said “DASTARDLY”
💀
he pledges allegiance to the bag
"y'all are crabs in a bucket, and i got old bay seasoning. maybe even some zatarans." - scipio africanus major
Can't help but hear "Zaaaaataraaaans!" from the ads lol
@@feistygheistyyesssirrrrr, gulf coast baaabeee
"I'm big on astrology, I'm always lookin at a fat dirt star every chance I get." THAT IS CRAZYYYYYY😭
Yo that one fuckin killed me
HOLY CRAP..... wewwwww buddy!
Nasty line 😂
"Zaza got me feeling like everything's gonna be alright" im stealing this
"Percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time" had me spit my water out
He is so into it I don't even think he's acting anymore. He is Dracula.
I think you forgot he's HIM
He has been him, he is him, he will always be HIM
He's just being honest now
He has now truely become *HIM*
"I've been fully consumed by hate, jealousy and lust I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or push back" 🔥🔥🔥🔥 one of the hardest bars
GOAT
Thats not a bar, thats a confession
A man after my own heart.
Keemstar in a nutshell
That one really resonated with me
the “shortys head shaped like” section is fucking raw.
they think it's over and randall drops the bomb on them...
Trojan and Arby’s are in a sheer panic.
This is war
Prayers for all the innocents living in the warzone
Woah not expecting you here, loved the adventure time edits, nostalgia!
War
"Only handed back the free world because I was bored." is unbelievably powerful
THE FENTANYL GOT ME MOVIN LIKE A CLAYMATION FIGURE 🗣️
"MARKIEFF MORRIS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE TWIN"
It’s the only yt vid you can play out of the app on mobile without having yt+. He really is HIM
"I'm a high functioning shooter" is a mythical bar
"the fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure" immediate bangers right out the gate, I will not survive the whole 20 minutes omg
I had to stop at 5:46 minutes my sides could not take no more
Gotta be strong. However it's difficult.
i literally almost passed out and had to stop at the last two minutes to breathe lmao i haven't laughed this hard in literally years
vids gotta be watched in 4 doses to be considered safe by the FDA
"My character so flawed , the only time i stood ten toes on anything was the opps throat" , this man is a menace 🔥🔥🗣🗣
“Just finished on my own stomach, time for some ox tail” 🤣🤣🤣
I'm happy to be alive to witness Dracula flow 1-5
6 better be comin
@@methheadfreestyle482 check the description its the finale
14:14 "Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms, so he might as well let me go" 😭😭😭
th-cam.com/video/5vxsNp2uS6E/w-d-xo.htmlsi=rYleKnLk0ObFOjjL
Love that he still drops the occasional galactic-scale warfare bar in amongst the street-level shit talking
The combination of hood shit and esoteric references is so fucking funny to me
@@shayposting wanting beef iver galaxtic acquisitions, this mans beyond us
Galactic scale bars! Nobody else got those!
“Zaza got me feeling like everything gonna be all right” aww I’m glad he’s just happy and content in life :)
"i'm in the club listening to the brown note" most underrated line fr
That one gets quickly overshadowed by a much longer line but it's jazzy nevertheless
Never thought i'd hear a reference to the brown note ever
Okay but it’s actually kind of absurd he doesn’t even crack a smile, not even once. A master of the craft.
That's because he's HIM
JDW is a small time actor, he’s been in front of a camera plenty of times and he has no idea what most of this hard zoomer hood vernacular and references mean, so this was no big deal.
JDW really did embody Dracula
@@coffinfeeder7732 no he's HIM, you just don't know. he even said so himself in previous videos. smh
This shit ain't nothing to him
These videos are permanently rewriting my brain chemistry
These will effect me for longer than they should
After long enough you even read everything in his voice. Like this comment you wrote for instance.
The worms! Ahhh! The worms are back!
Couldnt have explained better. These are WILD.
Please, PLEASE, don't let this be the finale!! There needs to be a whole damn series with this guy!!
"My character so flawed the only time I stood ten toes on somethin was my opps' throat" HE'S HIM
I want to quote something but this is literally 20 straight minutes of iconic lines hahaha
Just look up pictures of dogs with human eyes
Lmao fr this is just legendary
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"I bought her channel bags until there was nothing left in her eyes."
jesus christ that's a line
Crazy I came to this comment and read it in my head at the EXACT same time he said it
@@MarkTravis-l6g you WHAT to this comment???
i dont get it ?
@@sodapop2312 if hand bags/money were making her happy, now she realizes that it doesn't mean anything, which can make someones eyes empty or lifeless
@@sodapop2312 he bought her so many bags, it became meaningless, her desire was fulfilled so much it so it was a detriment.
"i have no morals or belief system, i have no spiritually or ANYTHING that gives my life meaning or structure" felt that one on a personal level 💀
This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell. These lines are unironically hard
1:47
"xan francisco got me lookin and movin like mr. Bean. im not saying shit." is so fire
I like how the widowspeak gets more and more extreme with each video
He has the thing sonic characters has now
He's becoming Vegeta.
“Smokin Zaza like I don’t believe in myself” is absolutely insane lol