2070 Paradigm Shift, a TED talk by Sam Hyde (HD)

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  • @nox_chan
    @nox_chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8360

    That audience doesn't know how lucky they are to have survived

    • @zoomerjack5435
      @zoomerjack5435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      He can’t keep getting away with it

    • @warderic1631
      @warderic1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He must be stopped

    • @arvidarvidsson3475
      @arvidarvidsson3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Right! Im literally SHAKING right now?!

    • @petah-peoplefortheendlesst4668
      @petah-peoplefortheendlesst4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      When Sam did blindfire into the crowd murdering hundreds, it was in self-defense

    • @dedompler
      @dedompler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@arvidarvidsson3475 chills

  • @mthu2128
    @mthu2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5477

    “Teaching African refugees to program JavaScript” - Sam Hyde

    • @dylanmccallister1888
      @dylanmccallister1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      How are we going to get clean drinking water to 2 billion chinese people?
      *squats*

    • @markdeez7533
      @markdeez7533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I audibly laughed 😂

    • @ABCkirja
      @ABCkirja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they do that, atleast this dream was realized

    • @flouserschird
      @flouserschird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I love how he covered his face laughing

    • @skeidatv644
      @skeidatv644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It's funny because it's true. In 2017, Finland was celebrating its 100th year of independence and to commemorate that, the team that was supposed to share the crowdfunded money to different Finnish organizations (veteran organizations etc.), spent 30 000€ to send a "coding-bus" to Africa. They literally went through the most deprived areas of Ghana teaching Africans how to code.

  • @Muricanwerewolf
    @Muricanwerewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8232

    "sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" props to the one person that laughed lol

    • @wewuzkangz93
      @wewuzkangz93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      I bet everyone turned around and looked at him lol

    • @AuntieThree
      @AuntieThree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@wewuzkangz93 7:43 I'm sure they did. Their laugh sounded like a crows call while flying into the distance.

    • @mizmiz80
      @mizmiz80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Word.

    • @MachoMan9783
      @MachoMan9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It was probably Nick lol

    • @mantasisganaitis2281
      @mantasisganaitis2281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@wewuzkangz93 I thought it was her. But it could have been anyone including mickey mouse.

  • @Sock1122
    @Sock1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6150

    Whoever allowed this to continue to the end gave humanity a great gift

    • @oogabooga2581
      @oogabooga2581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      if they could they would, but they shot themselves in the foot by being a "ted TALK", whatever is said is suppose to be different

    • @ghysling
      @ghysling ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I mean, it was a Ted ex talk, not a ted talk, so he basically paid for the time.

    • @patrykapiezo1650
      @patrykapiezo1650 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Ted talks became so ridiculous that even the people in charge didn't know if it's serious or not

    • @joshuayundt555
      @joshuayundt555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Really? This is terrible...

    • @ToneSherpa
      @ToneSherpa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      that little Indian guy.. thank you

  • @kingofthecastle8592
    @kingofthecastle8592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4322

    The laugh after “we’re just gonna kill emmmmmm” gets me every time. Because you can tell he’s thinking “how the fuck am I still on this stage”. He literally could not believe he got as far as he did without someone trying to stop him.

    • @nitsuanomrah6997
      @nitsuanomrah6997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Corona prophet

    • @hmmmm9174
      @hmmmm9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It was meant to be

    • @ShiroHimex
      @ShiroHimex ปีที่แล้ว +112

      And they let him stay for questions.

    • @xTheReapersSpawn
      @xTheReapersSpawn ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Of course, who else would be able to get away with it and get away with it?

    • @purestress2597
      @purestress2597 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He just kept getting away with it

  • @madi-fe8tj
    @madi-fe8tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    a passionate childlike innovator who has been all around the gerlobe

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Grlobe

  • @emperorstudy
    @emperorstudy ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    I love how according to his calculations we only had a few years left to exist yet he's still thinking ahead to 2070. That's love.

    • @DFWsCars
      @DFWsCars ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yes- he’s a forward thinking optimist pessimist.

    • @ian.piepenbrock
      @ian.piepenbrock ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well they looked at the data

    • @-bmw540i
      @-bmw540i ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoyed this comment!

    • @harrygroves4354
      @harrygroves4354 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s a lier that knows we have millions of years left

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    The fact Sam Hyde even got here in the first place is a testament to the inhuman tenacity he possesses

    • @vertyisprobablydead
      @vertyisprobablydead ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Not really he just sent them one email.

    • @siilis1089
      @siilis1089 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      And proof to how far bullshit and lies can get you in life.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      looks great for 22

    • @ShadyRapture
      @ShadyRapture ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@redmist6630he was 28 lol. Dunno why he said 22

    • @DeFyYing
      @DeFyYing ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He sent an email saying he was a war photographer in Somalia, and his topic was the "trash ladies of Somalia", Somalian women who are helping take out the trash and cleaning the streets 💀

  • @ryleypickering7805
    @ryleypickering7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    the older lady in the front that totally gets the jokes is top tier

    • @TheChowster
      @TheChowster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Thought the same thing

    • @JJM2222
      @JJM2222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      she would be fun

    • @E_Nig_ma_
      @E_Nig_ma_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ^in bed

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@JJM2222 She’s single too

    • @javenradt1314
      @javenradt1314 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nice3333333333Got like 40 of these

  • @muscleman125
    @muscleman125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    LMFAO im already dying when he name dropped albert einstein and then broke character so he slapped himself

    • @dorgondius975
      @dorgondius975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Favorite username of all time

  • @tomazing
    @tomazing ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    I love how legitimately embarrassed he looks to actually be allowed to sit there during questions

  • @commiecrusher
    @commiecrusher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    Now he's a fighter pilot in Ukraine. He's known as "The Ghost of Kiev".

    • @commiecrusher
      @commiecrusher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Sabizos it wasn't even a good photoshop😆. I'd never heard of sam before or knew what he looked like but i could instantly tell it was botched.

    • @OceanRedux
      @OceanRedux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m surprised they didn’t make filthy frank there ghost

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Zelensky's strongest soldier

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@seronymus propaganda 🤣🤣🤣

  • @germanfrog
    @germanfrog ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "close your eyes"
    "now look"

  • @falloutfreeman627
    @falloutfreeman627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    You can see the pain in his eyes. Easily the most inspiring TED talk I've ever seen. The adversity he's overcome is truly palpable.

    • @DontDrinkthatstuff
      @DontDrinkthatstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Truly a man of his age. Revolutionary.

    • @DJ-sn2wn
      @DJ-sn2wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He killed people...

    • @caleschnell
      @caleschnell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJ-sn2wn Yes, but at what cost? I mean, after all, we're just gonna kill em!

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      not as much as when fighting on ukrainian contested airspace

    • @curiositycloset2359
      @curiositycloset2359 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The real fighting was done trying not to laugh

  • @lukeanderson4959
    @lukeanderson4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    When he responded to that girl asking what you should take away from his speech with “nothing it’s a load of crap” was the most profound thing ever said on a Ted talk stage

    • @djnxfxcx
      @djnxfxcx ปีที่แล้ว +197

      You can tell he was trying to think of something to say in character then just gave up and just admitted that lmaoooo

    • @nano7586
      @nano7586 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah that kind of ruined his performance and that's why he had a very painful face right after that lol
      But it was an amazing performance nevertheless

    • @brianeno608
      @brianeno608 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@@djnxfxcxI like his answer, "it's whatever you make of it" I really enjoyed this performance.

    • @tomazing
      @tomazing ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The fact that he gave a straight answer because even he was in complete disbelief that he was allowed to talk for 18 minutes is the funniest thing in the world to me.

    • @teddyf9438
      @teddyf9438 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @@nano7586I don’t think it ruined it at all. In fact I think it’s even funnier that the very next question was “what is the future” followed by a load of useless crap answer.

  • @MohnJayerOfficial
    @MohnJayerOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    “Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles”

    • @smeagolmazurenko5238
      @smeagolmazurenko5238 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Lmao absolutely insane

    • @ChillAssTurtle
      @ChillAssTurtle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rrrofl

    • @34640jmp
      @34640jmp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      1000% correct too, by 2024 🎉🎉🎉

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He was right

  • @Skygreen89
    @Skygreen89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    That must have been so surreal for him at the end sitting there

    • @snr.froggymooopew7781
      @snr.froggymooopew7781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      420th like

    • @zakiyo6109
      @zakiyo6109 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      He was fighting for his life. That was the best part. Him trying to be as ridiculous as possible and the guy after being completly serious but sounding exactly like him was orgasmic. I've been forced to watch many stupid ass ted talks at school and that was such a relif to have them mocked in such a way.

    • @SandyCheeks1896
      @SandyCheeks1896 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “just a bunch of crap”

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    what I find so fascinating is how he pushes the limits just a little bit then goes back into the nice comfortable corporate speaker rhetoric and then continues and pushes it farther and miraculously he continues this insane rant for over 18 minutes without anybody stopping him

    • @johnmorrell3187
      @johnmorrell3187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Yeah, one second it's teaching African refugees, then we vear into 9/11, then backs up to a childlike innovator

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnmorrell3187 that's how he got away with it

    • @NeroAngelo616
      @NeroAngelo616 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THESLlCK one minute its the knockout game white people are gonna get tired meeting it then it's men and women lactating every month

    • @snerttt
      @snerttt ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think everyone knows he's taking the piss and is expecting a twist

    • @merchrich9758
      @merchrich9758 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      he is quite literally edging the organizers, as soon as they're about to call it he calms down a little. sam hyde must be a monster with the women huh

  • @MozerinMozers
    @MozerinMozers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    I can never hear someone say “we looked at the data” and not chuckle.

    • @ffejkk37
      @ffejkk37 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      How else would you explain to people that you looked at the data?

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@ffejkk37 "we consulted the universe"

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@exotic1405"we have spoken to the data and it agrees with us"

    • @OttoKreml
      @OttoKreml หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just ask the data and let it tell you.

  • @sloancore
    @sloancore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    This is S tier comedy.

  • @xcharlesbronsonx
    @xcharlesbronsonx ปีที่แล้ว +889

    "Childlike innovator" "We looked at the data" "Studies show" "By my calculations"
    These freaks actually say this unironically while huffing their own farts
    Sam hyde is a living legend

    • @kidnamedgusflynger
      @kidnamedgusflynger ปีที่แล้ว +71

      you forgot the exercise of:"I want everybody to close their eyes let's do a little experiment."

    • @yellowtitan6040
      @yellowtitan6040 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Referencing a study makes you a freak?

    • @WorkerAnt_101
      @WorkerAnt_101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@yellowtitan604010 months later and we still have no idea

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      If I formulated an opinion. Looking at the data.
      Ofcourse I would say "if we look at the data"
      You're just sounding like them contrarians who are just talking to talk. Thinking they got something smart to say.

    • @BaseNAND
      @BaseNAND 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kingpotato7183 Maybe we just need more ideas.

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    He's just making fun of these talks for what they are.
    Just talks.

    • @husman9439
      @husman9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I despise TED talks, so pretentious cirkejerks. I remember being forced to watch them in school and we had to copy them when we did our next presentation. Play with hands and arms in a forced unnatural way and all that bullshit which made me refuse, which also gave me worse grades.

    • @mizmiz80
      @mizmiz80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The intention behind this talk seems to be to make you question the intention of "talks".

    • @meatballmeatwad5730
      @meatballmeatwad5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@husman9439 My school currently does the same thing. I'm annoyed by them too. They also force us to watch CNN everyday.

    • @husman9439
      @husman9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@meatballmeatwad5730 sounds horrible. Funny thing is that nobody cares at university on how you speak, at least not as an engineer haha. We were also forced to watch "woke" news.

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meatballmeatwad5730 Jesus CNN? That's pretty rough. I heard about some schools in the US using PragerU vids in class, which is even more terrifying. Gotta fix the education system.

  • @falluz
    @falluz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    “Great ideas don’t come in all shapes and sizes…9/11-“

  • @elvispelvis5891
    @elvispelvis5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I've been all around the grrrlobe, globe

  • @ComedyPAB
    @ComedyPAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Videogames are gonna get more realistic.

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ou yeah babyyy

    • @frankhorriganfromfallout2
      @frankhorriganfromfallout2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yeah!

    • @greysunited7317
      @greysunited7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I swear this guy has some supernatural ability to peer into the future because that totally was spot on and unfolded exactly like he said it would!

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is literally a prophet

  • @jezoosamata833
    @jezoosamata833 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    This is still the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Its sad he blew up when he did, he woulda kept comedy alive

    • @gLitCheRR44
      @gLitCheRR44 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the j's took him down

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore หลายเดือนก่อน

      You act like he’s dead or just no longer around

    • @gLitCheRR44
      @gLitCheRR44 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Austin.Kilgore He does the fishtank show and podcasts now.

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gLitCheRR44 yes, I’m well aware… I was just watching a clip from fish tank S3 not even 10-15 minutes ago as a matter of fact. lol

  • @King.Cliffy
    @King.Cliffy ปีที่แล้ว +634

    This feels like if Sam Hyde was a guest on impractical jokers

    • @yojeli
      @yojeli ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I need this

    • @Chapterhouse86
      @Chapterhouse86 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah this is much funnier than anything those morons could come up with. I'd like to see Sam's face if he ever heard someone comparing him to Impractical Jokers.

    • @muscleman125
      @muscleman125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Chapterhouse86 i think this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone hate on them. I haven't watched their show in like 8 years, but I remember it was hilarious when it first came out.

    • @zachsavedbell
      @zachsavedbell 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Chapterhouse86 I don't recall if it was Nick or Sam but I remember one of them saying that they liked IJ when asked about it.

    • @NACHOTHEIST
      @NACHOTHEIST 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Any time I watch Impractical Jokers I’m blown away by how hard I laugh

  • @willbrackstone1302
    @willbrackstone1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I’m convinced his script is a Mad-libs he filled out

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      everything in his life is this

    • @philipm3173
      @philipm3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omfg

    • @oishiine6781
      @oishiine6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It sort of is, it was written by him, a couple of his friends, and a bunch of fans. It's like a potpourri of comedy and it's beautiful

  • @blacknyellow962
    @blacknyellow962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Still love to come back to this video truly the man was ahead of his time

    • @alaskawashere7037
      @alaskawashere7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Talking about it like it happened 40 years ago

    • @blacknyellow962
      @blacknyellow962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alaskawashere7037 8 Years ago on TH-cam is a long ass time fuck you mean bruh? This person just ripped it and reuploaded it (th-cam.com/video/SmicRDpS5Gk/w-d-xo.html) from october 2013

    • @SBrown-ti8xe
      @SBrown-ti8xe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alaskawashere7037 I'm sure this video came out close to a decade ago

    • @DFWsCars
      @DFWsCars ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alaskawashere7037 it was at least 8 years.

  • @ChangingChameleon124
    @ChangingChameleon124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    the worlds toughest crowd

    • @DavidPigbody
      @DavidPigbody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Not really, some of them laughed quite a bit.

    • @JoeyM10
      @JoeyM10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's Dreexel University for ya

    • @VaqueroCoyote
      @VaqueroCoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well Ted Talks tend to be populated primarily by smart ass snooty pricks with their noses in the air.

    • @robbie192
      @robbie192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe he isn't funny

    • @DavidPigbody
      @DavidPigbody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@robbie192 if he werent funny you would be a smart person and we both know thats not true.

  • @tree6835
    @tree6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    the fact that he has to keep trying not to laugh at his own brilliance is the icing on the cake

    • @nano7586
      @nano7586 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gives me joji vibes

    • @kevg1060
      @kevg1060 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@nano7586 please never compare joji to Sam every again

    • @nano7586
      @nano7586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevg1060 Lololo

    • @polishspy3088
      @polishspy3088 ปีที่แล้ว

      lolololol@@nano7586

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@kevg1060 okay virgin

  • @hutson797
    @hutson797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    "State enforced homosexuality"
    "You ever had sea farmed cheesy baked potatoes!?"
    "Trash economy...its a gold rush"
    -Sam Hyde.

  • @duglife2230
    @duglife2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    So this is what the famed 'Ghost of Kyiv,' did before the war?
    He has always been a bright, young man.

    • @hyrofoo
      @hyrofoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes. Samiyul Hydikov was a motivational speaker before he shot down 39 Russian planes on his own.

  • @Fitbrit88
    @Fitbrit88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    How the fuck does he do this....its amazing that he can marinate in that steamy uncomfortable vibe like a 5 star lobster dinner

  • @nills2gills811
    @nills2gills811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Best quote from it “walk with me” -Sam Hyde

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Best quote was actually "sea cheesy potatoes that blew your socks off"

    • @blacksun106
      @blacksun106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope. Best quotes was the part about Israel being gone and: It's called the knockout game. And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it.

    • @TheKillerDonuts
      @TheKillerDonuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      video games are gonna get more realistic

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You're not gonna like that one. NO ONE is gonna like that one"

  • @Whyexes
    @Whyexes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Props to that old lady in the front she was loving this shit. We hear basically no laughing at the killing old people line but she's cracking up.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “Racial tension . . . A new- ah skip that one.” Bruh

  • @gabriellentz7066
    @gabriellentz7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    “State enforced homosexuality, Facebook has your birth certificate” accurate

    • @christianmccollum5157
      @christianmccollum5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Where do you live that the government forces you to be gay? Why did you give Facebook your birth certificate? Nothing about either of those statements is accurate to anyone I know.

    • @hlil636
      @hlil636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@christianmccollum5157 take a joke

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@christianmccollum5157 NPC confirmed

    • @christianmccollum5157
      @christianmccollum5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mrskinszszs Amazing. Absolutely brilliant comment. I am sure it took an immense amount of intellect to craft, and only your unique courage and individuality allowed you to post it. Truly your peak of individual thinking. Posting a stale regurgitated meme instead of a thought of your own really asserts how unique you are so congratulations. I almost expect you to say something as profound as "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." Based on your mental talent.
      Now what else do you have to to bestow on us?

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@christianmccollum5157 dude for all of your intellectual posturing, keep in mind you wasted over a paragraph of typing over 2 words.

  • @noclue9238
    @noclue9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “im gonna start with a parable, a story if you will”

  • @frogwav
    @frogwav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Now this guy knows what he's talking about.

  • @cboyslim5490
    @cboyslim5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    13:47 the silence and repeated punchline made this 100000x funnier than if the audience laughed on the first try

    • @CharlieBrown20XD6
      @CharlieBrown20XD6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      For me it's the random softball pitch he does twice lol

  • @noahcunningham9823
    @noahcunningham9823 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    First time I watched this he made me realize that I was working, not living. R.I.P. Mr. Hyde, he truly was a hero to me and many others.

    • @ThinkerOfThoughts
      @ThinkerOfThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @mxmaxter8759
      @mxmaxter8759 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ​@@ThinkerOfThoughtshe was killed by Wagner mercenaries in Pripyat, a true hero fighting for freedom

    • @Bohbi
      @Bohbi ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I didn’t even know he was sick

    • @jaxonsloan27
      @jaxonsloan27 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ghost of Kyiv RIP Samuyil Hydé

    • @123457474869
      @123457474869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He was an hero?

  • @victorburnett6329
    @victorburnett6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    His introduction is so much more hilarious when you rewatch it.

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Him running up exhausted made me immediately laugh

    • @tomazing
      @tomazing ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially when you watch his video explaining how he got on there

  • @toowingless9473
    @toowingless9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Every time I watch this I notice a new joke.

    • @TomDelayBeats
      @TomDelayBeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the whole thing is a joke...

  • @isambo400
    @isambo400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “Worlds. Worlds, world.”

    • @Kaerusss
      @Kaerusss 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      grlobe. globe.
      globe.

  • @KelBShobra
    @KelBShobra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    The fact that they let him stay on stage

    • @jeffbezos3633
      @jeffbezos3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Everyone important was too busy laughing to care

    • @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
      @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They were paralyzed by fear

    • @mzza
      @mzza 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      They didn't want to force him into a self defense situation.

    • @lowserver2
      @lowserver2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the fact they let him continue up to the end lmfao

    • @Typomixer15
      @Typomixer15 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Get inspired baby!!

  • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
    @Hypnotically_Caucasian ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Emancipation Proclamation

    • @gregorteply9034
      @gregorteply9034 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Is that a subgenre of Hip Hop?

    • @lilsand.
      @lilsand. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@gregorteply9034 Sorta, it really depends on the time signature though.

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather หลายเดือนก่อน

      When Openhiner freed the slaves from the English who told them to eat cake?

  • @DavidPigbody
    @DavidPigbody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    We looked at the data

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      What we found shocked us

    • @Kobe-jz2zz
      @Kobe-jz2zz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      His smirk when he says it the 2nd time
      Lmaoooo I can't bro

  • @Its_Squeebles
    @Its_Squeebles ปีที่แล้ว +130

    listening to this on 9/11, sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas

    • @hyperTorless
      @hyperTorless  ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Reminds me of that tragedy...

    • @JohnDoe-un2cm
      @JohnDoe-un2cm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is your name from the book Young Torless

  • @general8284
    @general8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    My life is like 23% better overall because I've watched this!

    • @hyperTorless
      @hyperTorless  2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That kind of makes me your therapist... where's my money?

    • @general8284
      @general8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hyperTorless Cheque is in the mail.

    • @JunkCCCP
      @JunkCCCP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We've looked at the data...

  • @potatoid-0158
    @potatoid-0158 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Walk with me.”
    _walks backwards_

  • @MrWhoabuddy
    @MrWhoabuddy ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "And that young man....was Albert Einstein"...
    absolutely insane

  • @djhowa
    @djhowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    this wine is aging better for each year.

  • @pinkfloydguy7781
    @pinkfloydguy7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I just figured out he’s dressed like one of the mythic dawn assassins in Oblivion

    • @TrueLunacy
      @TrueLunacy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Gagagag

    • @King710.
      @King710. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s what that is, fucking love Sam Hyde

    • @dovahkiin3853
      @dovahkiin3853 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@King710.was it actually the idea?

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Probably the greatest TED talk ever

    • @ElonMuskrat-my8jy
      @ElonMuskrat-my8jy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Definitely, not probably.

    • @Tuckerslam
      @Tuckerslam 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Absolutely it is.
      Not a high bar to clear though.

  • @paulvonhindenburg4727
    @paulvonhindenburg4727 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    It's hilarious that he largely constructed a Ted talk that consists of a pastiche of Ted talk tropes

    • @ThePainkiller9995
      @ThePainkiller9995 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      pretty sure thats the joke

    • @sebp400
      @sebp400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePainkiller9995 or is it?

  • @sallyspits
    @sallyspits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Shout out to that woman in the audience who totally got it early on and couldn't stop laughing. She had a great time.

  • @haden7123
    @haden7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    You can see him breaking down, he knew what he was going to go on to do after that speech… what a monster 😞

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ..What do you mean?

    • @Jalushun
      @Jalushun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sheepsong5681 I am 85% certain he read the fake news reports.

    • @Jalushun
      @Jalushun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@sheepsong5681 Btw, be careful; ever since the alliance between the time traveling demon Sam Hyde and Adam "Race" Warski, it's very likely they may kill more people than just the ones they killed together in Hasbro.

    • @ReverendMeat51
      @ReverendMeat51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He became a multiple mass shooter. I think the stress of presenting to an audience here just broke him, it's tragic

    • @Jalushun
      @Jalushun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReverendMeat51 I really hope you are joking.

  • @fartymarty6
    @fartymarty6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "walk with me" is fucking GOLD

  • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
    @ChrisTopher-vh8tu ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Daaaamn… that “we’re just gonna kill em” joke BOMBED HARRRD 😅
    Then he tried it again in case they missed it 😅

    • @anonymoose2474
      @anonymoose2474 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The joke is for us watching at home, and it got a thunderous laugh from us watching. The audience there in person is basically sam's straight man for his routine.

    • @tirididjdjwieidiw1138
      @tirididjdjwieidiw1138 47 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      the humor comes from their lack of a reaction. The audience is acting like his foil.

  • @XrpAndy
    @XrpAndy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Giving out iPads with Elon musk in Uganda

    • @packerman1203
      @packerman1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rwanda

    • @WarningBFG-isHiring
      @WarningBFG-isHiring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@packerman1203 same shit

    • @spugget2893
      @spugget2893 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WarningBFG-isHiring Ah, pardon me, but it seems there might be a smidgen of confusion brewing in the air. Allow me to elucidate, if I may, on the rather pertinent fact that Uganda and Rwanda, despite any perceived similarities one might hastily conclude, are indeed distinct entities deserving of their own individual recognition. You see, Uganda, with its expansive landscapes and diverse ecosystems, presents a veritable smorgasbord of natural wonders that would simply be remiss to overlook. From the majestic Rwenzori Mountains to the tranquil waters of Lake Victoria, Uganda's offerings are as varied as they are awe-inspiring. And let us not forget the captivating array of wildlife that calls this land home - elephants, lions, and an abundance of bird species, to name but a few. Quite the impressive ensemble, if I do say so myself. Meanwhile, Rwanda, often affectionately referred to as the "Land of a Thousand Hills," paints a picture of tranquility with its undulating landscapes and verdant valleys. But do not be deceived by its diminutive size, for Rwanda's charm lies not in its scale, but in its profound beauty and rich history. The Volcanoes National Park, home to the iconic mountain gorillas, stands as a testament to Rwanda's commitment to conservation and environmental stewardship. And let us not forget the poignant chapter of Rwanda's past - the tragic genocide of 1994 - a somber reminder of the nation's resilience and unwavering spirit in the face of adversity. So, you see, while Uganda and Rwanda may share a border and a certain geographical proximity, they are as different as night and day, each possessing its own unique allure and character. It is, erm, quite imperative, if I may be so bold, to refrain from lumping these two remarkable nations into the same category, for to do so would be to overlook the myriad intricacies and nuances that make them truly exceptional in their own right.

    • @alexvicaire142
      @alexvicaire142 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I head Kamala is running for president in Canada​@@WarningBFG-isHiring

    • @lilsand.
      @lilsand. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WarningBFG-isHiring Rwanda the videotape and watch it again

  • @toxicedge8308
    @toxicedge8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "We've got 7 billion people in the world, and according to UN projections it's gonna go up to 50 billion!"

  • @furyodev1842
    @furyodev1842 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I'm just discovering this guy. This shit right here is pure comedic genius. Every fucking line is pure gold

    • @ElonMuskrat-my8jy
      @ElonMuskrat-my8jy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'd recommend his skits Soldier in Occupied Paris, paranoid roommate, walking around college acting woke (I think Yale), Chinese massage parlor, cos play presentation and Jaihoo. He has a few other stand ups like this, the one on Skittles is particularly great.

    • @lowserver2
      @lowserver2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      same

    • @zephyrp8836
      @zephyrp8836 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're lucky. I wish I could watch this for the first time again

  • @mi-da2920
    @mi-da2920 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The only TEDx talk I not only enjoyed, but highly recommend.

  • @MrMudslap
    @MrMudslap 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I swear, if you ever have anxiety for giving a speech, just watch this.

  • @Zharrgrim
    @Zharrgrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    “I’m going to be picking on you”
    As he point to the only black guy in the audience

    • @wrcz
      @wrcz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought he was pointing at the boomer

    • @LeeSussyChungus
      @LeeSussyChungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Based.

    • @sallyspits
      @sallyspits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Deserved.

  • @bootdude7527
    @bootdude7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    How right he was........
    Scary that this was done as a joke

    • @hoplite-official5011
      @hoplite-official5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      loved your paintings bud

    • @patrickspens497
      @patrickspens497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I know right, I found out a couple months ago I'm one of the 3%, already got myself 2 state-sponsored lactation therapists in preparation

    • @blackbrainz
      @blackbrainz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based Superchatter

    • @joshb6993
      @joshb6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We're in the presence of a true prophet

    • @wordsoftruth7196
      @wordsoftruth7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very...

  • @cheapskateaquatics7103
    @cheapskateaquatics7103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This is still one the greatest pranks ever pulled. The back story of how easy it was to b.s. their way on to TED talk is even better.

  • @pastamug1960
    @pastamug1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Awe true to Ceasar

    • @christianhays8206
      @christianhays8206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."
      - Legate Lanius

    • @willgreen2729
      @willgreen2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Solid reference

  • @nondor6852
    @nondor6852 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles"-sam hyde

  • @perguto
    @perguto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    12:25 Funny how "Gas $10 a gallon" still sounded so absurd a few years ago

    • @basedlord88
      @basedlord88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Prophet

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, Joe Biden, for making us poor to show the importance of buying a 70k electric car powered by the green energy known as electricity generated by coal. He's saving all of us!

    • @kyleglaws4750
      @kyleglaws4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the little tantrum he throws after saying that kills me

    • @planetofthegapes
      @planetofthegapes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The highest it's been recently is 5 dollars a gallon two years ago. What are you on about?

    • @Guttabee
      @Guttabee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@planetofthegapesdepends where you are. Paid over 9$ a gallon a couple years ago outside LA.

  • @SadTown99
    @SadTown99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Nobody understands how absolutely legendary this is…

    • @Yambag
      @Yambag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up yes we do you're not special

    • @Zaitekno
      @Zaitekno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Yambag @gettun my mama always said I was special, and this was even confirmed by doctors, sooo...

    • @RockyMountainMechanic
      @RockyMountainMechanic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I think some people do if they dont god bless em

    • @SadTown99
      @SadTown99 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DD-zh4byJust like the smooth & bold flavor of Dulcìno’s condensed tobacco paperless cigarettes

  • @JT-nd6qp
    @JT-nd6qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Trash economy- you use cubes of trash as money. It's a gold rush. Everyone gets rich"

  • @coasterfreakist18
    @coasterfreakist18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Welookedatthedata”

  • @misterkid
    @misterkid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "The world's going to end in 5 years!!! ... Here are predictions for 2070."

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    the most frightening part about this was that despite being satire he ended up being mostly correct

    • @turnkeydirect
      @turnkeydirect 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Now you’ve met Sam Hyde, prophet

  • @DestroManiak
    @DestroManiak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    4:42 the way he covers his smile. Absolute perfection.

    • @djnxfxcx
      @djnxfxcx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love how he does that with the paper over and over

    • @Forgonef67148
      @Forgonef67148 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

  • @thisone2540
    @thisone2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    4:45 he had to stop himself from laughing. Sam has more self control than anyone on the planet.

    • @kornflake93
      @kornflake93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What did that audience member say back to Sam about inspiring

  • @brycevannote5553
    @brycevannote5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    “You caught me, I’m unprepared.”
    “This is some pretty deep stuff.”
    Some one said this was avant- grade when I watched about a year ago. I can now agree. Couldn’t stop laughing yet the points he touched on (in an extremely meta way) was amazing. Really got me thinking, thanks algorithm for making this rail of Jreg then this video to end my binge of watching TH-cam. Couldn’t have asked for anything better.
    “Man we are so screwed”
    “BYEEE BYE BYEEEEE!!!!”
    “What do we take from you presentation?”
    “I don’t know man, just a bunch of crap.”
    ~Next question~
    Literally shows that he doesn’t know while trying to convince the audience he knows.

    • @4Shaman
      @4Shaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG another Jreg fan, fancy meeting you here

    • @Osamathegamer
      @Osamathegamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The countries who explore have the highest standard of living" no dumbass, the countries who have a high standard of living have the resources to explore.

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jreg is just a pretentious wanker

  • @jasonbrody8724
    @jasonbrody8724 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    18:00 its Amazing how well it lined up that the exact type of bullshit Sam Hyde is making fun of is immediately showcased unironically seconds later.

  • @MrFredstt
    @MrFredstt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I miss this era of the internet

  • @youtubehandle91
    @youtubehandle91 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This has to be the funniest fucking monologue in history. It's all true too.

  • @KnoxBronson
    @KnoxBronson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love this guy!!!! He's a big picture man. Absolutely the best TED Talk ever.

  • @botdavid323
    @botdavid323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    " History shows that the countries that explore, have a higher standard of living. When you go back to China, Portugal , Spain.... "

    • @bushdid91195
      @bushdid91195 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He said that with zero self awareness too lol
      Imagine being parodied to your face and changing nothing about your routine

  • @michaelugghhh1729
    @michaelugghhh1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    We need to teach more African children Java script

  • @Regis596
    @Regis596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2022 and we are far ahead on some of those 2070 predictions, good job

    • @ThinkerOfThoughts
      @ThinkerOfThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Video games got more realistic :)

    • @bilgzmcr7035
      @bilgzmcr7035 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gay men are now lactating and giving birth…

    • @TheseBitchesWantNikes
      @TheseBitchesWantNikes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      State-enforced homosexuality

  • @KingASE88
    @KingASE88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    its scary how much of this has come true sam is really a genius

    • @cornpop7351
      @cornpop7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe Sam is behind it all.

    • @Doncergio
      @Doncergio ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eating that sea floor potato right now.

    • @ThePainkiller9995
      @ThePainkiller9995 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i took a maglev train to work on the moon this morning

  • @BillyMurray-hw2vz
    @BillyMurray-hw2vz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was Joe Biden

  • @SentryDog22
    @SentryDog22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Did this ever get uploaded to an official TedX channel? I know they would definitely have deleted it, I just want to know if they were dumb enough to post it.

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @geoff8982
      @geoff8982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i believe i originally saw it on tedx channel before I knew who sam hyde was. they must have removed it. it was hilarious and confusing

    • @keystothejeep
      @keystothejeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes it did. It use to have close to a million or more views. They have nuked it from YT for the most part.

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keystothejeep what were the comments like

  • @TomDelayBeats
    @TomDelayBeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That old white woman in the front has a great sense of humor.

  • @TylokDrako
    @TylokDrako 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    He can't keep getting away with it.

  • @43nostromo
    @43nostromo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My name is Sam Hyde and I am a motivational speaker I am 36 years old. I am thrice divorced. And I live in a van down by the river.

  • @bennettmay9283
    @bennettmay9283 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “Look what they accomplished with no weapons. Just 11 guys that didn’t even speak English.”

  • @lopey5035
    @lopey5035 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sam got lucky with this audience. They laughed, let him finish, and even brought him up for questions. Golden bit.

  • @Mark3O9
    @Mark3O9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He can't keep getting away with it!

  • @sword3197
    @sword3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Even he can’t hold back the laughing lmao

  • @brandonducks
    @brandonducks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    The Al Qaeda joke was the most based one and ahead of its time

    • @the4thindustrialrevolution225
      @the4thindustrialrevolution225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Based pfp

    • @brandonducks
      @brandonducks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@the4thindustrialrevolution225 thank you!

    • @KaiTakApproach
      @KaiTakApproach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your avatar is the best thing I have ever seen.

    • @brandonducks
      @brandonducks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KaiTakApproach thank you very much

    • @KHA0T1X
      @KHA0T1X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This guy doesn't have a pfp for me. What was it? Must of got removed I guess, was it anime tiddy?

  • @Incognito-vc9wj
    @Incognito-vc9wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is prophetic.

  • @trenchfoot8204
    @trenchfoot8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    His QX80 was totaled, sadly, in his drive back to the LaQuinta Inn. Be careful when renting automobiles. I have buried 13 homeless men in the greater Portland area.

  • @raptorshinryu
    @raptorshinryu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "Who's this..... 22 year old kid"