I asked ChatGPT to make its own imitation of Dracula Flow 3 (and I pasted a copy of it into the prompt). Most of ChatGPT's output wasn't very good, but I think one line (clearly based on the "price tag" line) went pretty hard: "If I go deaf, so what? Ain't need to hear the haters, anyway."
@@Megaritz i just did a similar thing, i asked it to make a song based on the transcript of this video, but it had no vulgarity since the transcript censors itself. it came up with a pretty shit song, but the end was this (Verse 3) I'm him, been him, will continue to be, Yellow rubies glistening, life's a mystery. Biting the fart bubbles, no holding back, Smoking symbiotes, on a different track. Sequoia and boogers, snorting that good, Buffalo Soldier, misunderstood. I'm on them Broward County Tic Tacs, Georgetown Ramos, leave 'em all in tracks. (Hook) This life, this game, ain't nothing to me, man, Money longer than James Cameron's plan. On and off the court, straight fundamentals, No funny business, this life ain't accidental. (Outro) I'm in my own lane, can't stop the flow, Life's a journey, and I'm ready to go. No sympathy, no regrets, just living, This shit ain't nothing to me, man, it's a given. not the same but this kinda goes hard ngl
it cant come up with its own shit, it mostly just remixes what you put into it, i gave it a prompt with the first three and it spat out this: I'm gliding through life on a different frequency This reality is just a bath of bizarre absurdity Inhaling Symbiote, exhaling the essence of the unknown A concoction of words, a verbal journey all its own Smoking on that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush merger Dung beetle clouds, a peculiar high in the air 12 vicodins deep, inhaling Scooby-Doo's strange affair Sequoia banshee boogers, Buffalo Soldier gibbies in my mind Amnesia's grip, forgotten, left in the rewind Burberry backwoods pack, Hellcat V8 aroma in the air Glass pipes, Lord's bubbles, reality's twisted affair Broward county Tic-Tacs, Georgetown Geronimoes in stride Nashville nibblers, Margiela's left in the ride Blind to price tags, chasing Jason Bournes in the night Filtered crack clouds, darkness taking flight Moving like Oppenheimer, an explosive existence Angles of pleasure, an egregarious persistence Top shelf zaza, circadian rhythm disrupted Magna Carta witnessed, eye of hora, perception corrupted Flipping bricks for Mansa Musa in ancient times This shit ain't nothing to me, a mantra in my rhymes Perc 30 popping, indulging in desire Dulce-flavored moments, setting the soul on fire Fentanyl-laced adventures, a trip to the divine Seeing God, a psychedelic design Pirate Bay alien shish kabab, desires untamed Hoping for aliens, adding to the cosmic game Cordless Dyson V8 vibes, K-hole licking Meat cannon unleashed, ropes of pleasure sticking Chanel optics, fentanyl slime, a surreal affair Garbanzo bean popped, defying all care Emrānī rapscallion ghost nuggets, a unique taste Him, forever him, in the cosmic space Yellow rubies, sea monkeys, a wild spree Coochie like Biscoff Butter, a flavor so free Gulping sea monkeys, feeling a bit hazy Zaza got me speaking in Esperanto, a linguistic maze Cloud seeding, scope gleaming, a celestial quest Money longer than James Cameron, a life that's blessed Dracula flow, back in blood, a vampire's dance No loyalty, just demons and a demon's chance This shit ain't nothing to me, man, a repeated refrain Moving in the shadows, a dance with the insane.
“Top shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm”, “opp was sneak dissing on the gram, turned his city into Pompeii”, and “we smoking that IBM quantum computer” are mad underrated.
@@DissacharideSmith and Wesson is a gun manufacturer, having a gun could make you feel like you could take on anyone you come across, that's how invasive species are, they start shit with other animals, fuck up the local plants, fuck shit up overall. That's how drac is comin
@@dalton9597 that was how I felt with the line about the Givenchy gloves. I loved that shit so much I put that in as my discord bio, along with “I am HIM, I will continue to be him” as my pronouns lol
“I have seen the Magna Carta, I’ve seen the eye of horus, I was flipping bricks for manza moosa before y’all were even a type 1 civilization” nah nah y’all not HEARING HIM DOE THIS SHIT CRAZY 😂
“The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto” is so criminally underrated. Esperanto was a proposed universal language that combined all the largest language of the world together in the late 1800s early 1900s. Whoever came up with that bar is a genius.
"last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him" hardest line in this series by a long shot
Dracula Flow is like fine literature. There's so many layers of meaning in each line. You need to be cultured and well-educated to appreciate all its richness. It is dense with obscure references and clever wordplay. You can listen to it multiple times, and get something new out of it every time.
I love how Dracula pauses for effect after dropping the line "Fuck it, I ate the opp." It's like he knew that would absolutely kill everyone in the room lmao
10:08 Dracula “These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn’t kill an Applebees hostess 2 miles away.” American Culture at its finest.
@@GreatestMKfighter and the only time that the laughing grows hysterical, he doesn't even join in. he's just mildly annoyed at being interrupted and redoes his line immediately after. he's never heard of contagious laughter because he ain't no joke
That's from a Kurt Vennegut book called Breakfast of Champions. The full quote is a definition of what a twerp is, which was defined as a person who bites the bubbles of their own farts in the bathtub. Excellent book full of shit like this written in the 80's.
"They forgot I'm him. I'm the Himulation, Him Kardashian, Him bucktwo, Himon and Pumba. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% Himalayan. Fuck it I ate the opp" This had me on my ass, how have I never seen this before
@@Tripp38485 Opp is short for "opposition." It means the enemy, or someone who works to make sure you do not succeed. Usually you fight your opp or do things to make their lives more difficult. Dracula took it a step further and literally ATE his opp.
My favorite line continues to be “They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hand on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin’ fingerprints off…they WILL not find me!”
10:39 "my audemars piguet worth the gdp of yemen... if this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit... people will die" my personal fav
"walked along the sand dunes of the Sierra Dessert for 40 days and for 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit" ~Blackula
I was BS'in with some coworkers, I said "we smokin symbiotes" and "I ball so hard they thought i was *FUCKIN* nutsack". some random dude came up to me and said "ill air this b*tch out like i shit in it" we started rollin 😂 we been quoting dracula here all day every shift now
My favorite part is whoever is filming him losing their shit more and more as he gets more confident delivering the lines. Listen to this daily at my desk at work and it cracks me up every single time
I listen to this shit to get myself pumped up before playing any of my games. My brother gets so annoyed but I'm too busy laughing my ass off to care 😂😂
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“If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit” is my favorite underrated line
PEOPLE WILL DIE
PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!
On God
The ‘people will die’ is actually taken from Conor McGregor lol. I think.
@@bradleye660 yep, got to be. no one has ever said those words before him
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
Will go down as one of hardest bars ever 🔥
I asked ChatGPT to make its own imitation of Dracula Flow 3 (and I pasted a copy of it into the prompt). Most of ChatGPT's output wasn't very good, but I think one line (clearly based on the "price tag" line) went pretty hard: "If I go deaf, so what? Ain't need to hear the haters, anyway."
Joji bars are better AI is basically a robot "know your place, TRASH" @@Megaritz
@@Megaritz i just did a similar thing, i asked it to make a song based on the transcript of this video, but it had no vulgarity since the transcript censors itself. it came up with a pretty shit song, but the end was this
(Verse 3)
I'm him, been him, will continue to be,
Yellow rubies glistening, life's a mystery.
Biting the fart bubbles, no holding back,
Smoking symbiotes, on a different track.
Sequoia and boogers, snorting that good,
Buffalo Soldier, misunderstood.
I'm on them Broward County Tic Tacs,
Georgetown Ramos, leave 'em all in tracks.
(Hook)
This life, this game, ain't nothing to me, man,
Money longer than James Cameron's plan.
On and off the court, straight fundamentals,
No funny business, this life ain't accidental.
(Outro)
I'm in my own lane, can't stop the flow,
Life's a journey, and I'm ready to go.
No sympathy, no regrets, just living,
This shit ain't nothing to me, man, it's a given.
not the same but this kinda goes hard ngl
it cant come up with its own shit, it mostly just remixes what you put into it, i gave it a prompt with the first three and it spat out this:
I'm gliding through life on a different frequency
This reality is just a bath of bizarre absurdity
Inhaling Symbiote, exhaling the essence of the unknown
A concoction of words, a verbal journey all its own
Smoking on that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger
Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush merger
Dung beetle clouds, a peculiar high in the air
12 vicodins deep, inhaling Scooby-Doo's strange affair
Sequoia banshee boogers, Buffalo Soldier gibbies in my mind
Amnesia's grip, forgotten, left in the rewind
Burberry backwoods pack, Hellcat V8 aroma in the air
Glass pipes, Lord's bubbles, reality's twisted affair
Broward county Tic-Tacs, Georgetown Geronimoes in stride
Nashville nibblers, Margiela's left in the ride
Blind to price tags, chasing Jason Bournes in the night
Filtered crack clouds, darkness taking flight
Moving like Oppenheimer, an explosive existence
Angles of pleasure, an egregarious persistence
Top shelf zaza, circadian rhythm disrupted
Magna Carta witnessed, eye of hora, perception corrupted
Flipping bricks for Mansa Musa in ancient times
This shit ain't nothing to me, a mantra in my rhymes
Perc 30 popping, indulging in desire
Dulce-flavored moments, setting the soul on fire
Fentanyl-laced adventures, a trip to the divine
Seeing God, a psychedelic design
Pirate Bay alien shish kabab, desires untamed
Hoping for aliens, adding to the cosmic game
Cordless Dyson V8 vibes, K-hole licking
Meat cannon unleashed, ropes of pleasure sticking
Chanel optics, fentanyl slime, a surreal affair
Garbanzo bean popped, defying all care
Emrānī rapscallion ghost nuggets, a unique taste
Him, forever him, in the cosmic space
Yellow rubies, sea monkeys, a wild spree
Coochie like Biscoff Butter, a flavor so free
Gulping sea monkeys, feeling a bit hazy
Zaza got me speaking in Esperanto, a linguistic maze
Cloud seeding, scope gleaming, a celestial quest
Money longer than James Cameron, a life that's blessed
Dracula flow, back in blood, a vampire's dance
No loyalty, just demons and a demon's chance
This shit ain't nothing to me, man, a repeated refrain
Moving in the shadows, a dance with the insane.
Straight fax no printer ❌🖨️
“Top shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm”, “opp was sneak dissing on the gram, turned his city into Pompeii”, and “we smoking that IBM quantum computer” are mad underrated.
Think you could explain that IBM one? I understand most of his verses but that one is a mystery. Especially while not being a native speaker
@@TheOneWhoShallAsk IBM makes computers
It's basically just nonsense, there's no meaning@@TheOneWhoShallAsk
"don't be shy girl I love me some pastrami mudflaps" 💀💀💀
as a stoner i so often state top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm when i'm blasted
"I keep my Glock at the Vatican" will never not sound like something from a John Wick movie. Cold as hell.
I like how at first he’s unsure about the lines but by the end he’s completely in character and dominating those bars.
He really became him, he thought he could hold back that demon but he's back
100% himalayan
@@penis9023 Konichiwa you little jit
He really did this shit
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I like how he gets progressively more into the character as it goes on. Truly the best Dracula origin story.
that dracula widows peak is its own character. along with the gigantic airpod
I really like that sometimes his hair looks wet.
@@eg4441 The widows peak constantly gets wackier as the saga progresses lmao.
12 million fucking years old
Blueup there entire squadron 😂😂😂😂
"I have the blueprint to the Catacombs." Most wildest bar ever.
yes
When the party inexplicably has a map of the dungeon.
That's what a typical vampire would say.
This is hard af
Read this right as he said it. Legendary.
The simplicity of “Fuck it, I ate the opp”. Sublime. Art in motion.
That has me rolling every time lol
Calm down lol
@@jjmm-cx6evno jjmm-cx6ev
That paired with "Just smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone"
They didn't even need to give this man lines; they just actually found the real Dracula and needed to document how fucking hard he is.
He’s been alive for over 1,000 years and the amount of wealth rich intelligence/Knowledge is astounding
Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack
@@Abhaem He's 12 million years old
@@fullmetalguy8357 even better
He was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before we even became a Type I civilization. He knows the game better than anybody.
Dracula is only considered a myth because he’s spent the last 2,000 years coming up with the absolute hardest of bars
yes
Underrated
He heard them say "Dracula's old and boring now" and said "I'll have to stunt on them next time"
Facts
Kmkkkkkk
Mkkkkllllllllaæ 989ll9v099ll99pn😅cf😅c😅c😅are 😅agood to to to to 99 lilllll 9999p
“Put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off, they WILL NOT find me” real shit
step the wrong way and you WILL perish
🔥🔥🔥 we making it outta Asia with this one c
We all been there
I read this right as he said it and almost choked to death. 😂
- Frank -
It actually is real shit. My mom has no fingerprints from burned fingers..
“I took two limitless pills to LIMIT MYSELF” is Shakespearean writing
BARRRRSSSS!!!!
I dont think people understand how hard it really goes.
Idk I think when he says if that pussy don't stank, then I don't want it is more elegant.
Love how Dracula's hair gets progressively bigger as his flow gets crazier
The power of the flow cures male pattern baldness
That’s a part of the canon
Yeah, as an anime character, that would be his powering up visual. He flows harder, hair gets bigger.
He's a Saiyan
@@Link-ji7kxThen we'll need our Anime Hunter again...
“The smith & wesson got me moving like an invasive species” is god tier
Bro I read this shit as he said it lol it killed me
What does this mean?
@@DissacharideSmith and Wesson is a gun manufacturer, having a gun could make you feel like you could take on anyone you come across, that's how invasive species are, they start shit with other animals, fuck up the local plants, fuck shit up overall. That's how drac is comin
Goated af
Criminally underrated
"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me laugh 😭
"fuck it, I ate the opp" got me
So many laugh attacks 🤣
3:40
Hell yeah, this exact line got me, too
“i’m claiming every corner, every block, fuck it, im comin for every enzyme”
"Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon my tummy feel crazy" is one of the most off the wall bars
This is the most Frank line in the Frankening
"Reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example" is when i knew this man had ascended to a previously unknown level of Him.
Quite possibly my favorite line spoken by anyone. 12 million year old Demon or otherwise.
He's not playing
Yep. That and the price tags on the gloves and Opps wanted…he came into his own.
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My favorite is between this and “They must have amnesia because they forgot I’M HIM!”
"Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone" underrated fire line wtf
The delivery is unmatched. His meat came right off the BoNEe
@@tylerweston7981underrated comment
Yall 🌈
yes
Fuck it, I ate the opp
“the Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb” is absolutely *GOD-TIER.* Nothing will ever top that. That shit is completely galactic.
I was crying when he said that shit. Will never not be funny
@@dalton9597 that was how I felt with the line about the Givenchy gloves. I loved that shit so much I put that in as my discord bio, along with “I am HIM, I will continue to be him” as my pronouns lol
And yet, that shit ain't nothing to him.
what even in the fuck is a cuban link?
@@transsexual_computer_faery It’s a gold chain necklace, google it. You’ve seen em.
"I knew the perc was fake, but I still ate it because I'm a Gremlin" 😂
That's the one 😂
A true Kodak moment
The cops interrogated me for an ounce of weed like I didn't kill the hostess at the Applebee's 2 miles away. Peak bars
yes
He said that shit like it happened
@@50iraqidinar this shit aint nothin to me man
“My shooter a crackhead. He look like Woody Harrelson” will forever be the best line he ever said in my opinion.
My bitch look like David Hasselhoff
Especially since woody Harrelson's dad actually was a hitman
No man its " Fuck it, I ate the Opp" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“My bitch look like David Hasselhoff.”
“I have seen the Magna Carta, I’ve seen the eye of horus, I was flipping bricks for manza moosa before y’all were even a type 1 civilization” nah nah y’all not HEARING HIM DOE THIS SHIT CRAZY 😂
yo that was crazy
Mansa Musa but fr shit goes hard
This is probably my favorite line from the whole bit I laughed so hard
6:40
Something about referencing mansa musa just went so fucking hard in my mind idk why
“I’m him, I’ve been him, I will continue to be him…” BARRRR
That’s such a hard bar.. it’s Merch material!!!
“The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto” is so criminally underrated. Esperanto was a proposed universal language that combined all the largest language of the world together in the late 1800s early 1900s. Whoever came up with that bar is a genius.
thank joji for these blessed lines
Fact
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN BRUH
Apparently FilthyFrank is behind this channel
@@sickSNIPE316real?
“ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant” absolutely fucking lethal bar 😭
Oppenheimer shit
Realistically speaking, we don't know who this guy is. All we know is that he's him, and I think that says enough.
fuck you mean, it's dracula
Bro, he says it himself. He's Dracula and he's 12 million years old!!
You must have amnesia, you forgot that he's him.
He was him, he is him and he will continue to be him.
Dudes 100% Himalayan
"Im in the pod smokin sebulba" is the hardest fucking shit ive ever heard
"last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him" hardest line in this series by a long shot
It’s the hardest line, but definetely not by a long shot. It has tons of competition.
IDK I think the Pompeii line wins
I would agree but 'Glock 34 shivered his timbers' goes unfathomably hard
“Fuxk it I ate the opp”
“Smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, I see god”
Dracula Flow is like fine literature. There's so many layers of meaning in each line. You need to be cultured and well-educated to appreciate all its richness. It is dense with obscure references and clever wordplay. You can listen to it multiple times, and get something new out of it every time.
Can't wait for the English teacher to teach Dracula Flow on schools 30 years from now
To be fair you need an extremely high IQ to understand Dracula Flow
I watched it high too
I'm moving like French Montana. Heeeeh?
It's like a blackhole of comedy. Infinitely dense.
I love how Dracula pauses for effect after dropping the line "Fuck it, I ate the opp." It's like he knew that would absolutely kill everyone in the room lmao
Whoever wrote the type 1 civilization joke, you're leagues ahead bud
stop trying to make leagues ahead happen.
@@connorford4100 you keep using this 'leagues ahead', and it's awesome
flipping bricks for mansa musa
@@connorford4100that's been a phrase for a while, slime
we still arent even a type 1 civilization that shit was inaccurate
This shit is EVERYTHING to me, man.
Rare to see this PFP weird people still use this
@@USB69420 true lmao that was 2019 stuff right?
But this shit ain’t nothin to him, man.
@@erin4now yeah some pedo told all his fans to use it before he got bullied off the platform
@USB69420 It's only a picture of Jesus Christ, Denton. So there are probably people who just like the games.
"we smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit" oh my fuck i havent laughed this hard in years. i am in tears
Immediately follows with “I’ll fucking kill you”😂
"i sold crack to myself"
“… I will KILL YOU”
Dude same
It was an absolute screamer
This is Robert DeNiro's best acting performance to date.
F DeNero… doesn’t even deserve a mention
@@Krymsyn_Rydyr we got a trumpin simp here
@@Krymsyn_RydyrTrump takes it up the ass-hole
@@Krymsyn_Rydyrwomp womp
@@jennie6258 try some Lume, I can smell you, from here. You could use “LowTide” as a nickname.
"I'm movin' like French Montana. *_HEHHHH???"_*
That line absolutely took me out 😂
"My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible" 😂😂😂
scrolled way too far to find this
“Blew up his whole quadrant, got me movin like oppenheimer” is my favorite
"Reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example" possibly one of the hardest bars that this legend has ever produced.
fax
“I got strands of rNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god” is probably my favorite tbh
"AAAAAAA IM GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY!" destroys me every time
People keep quoting random lines, but this entire vid feels like a highlight reel of a characters best quotes
“I’m on the Ivory Coast eating vermillion snapper, war is all I think about.”
"Smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, I SEE GOD."
What makes this 20x better is that no one can agree on what the best line is. They’re just all way to good
Rip the homie Dracula, you were the greatest to ever do it
What ? What are you talkimg about, he's 12 millions years old Dracula never dies, not with this flow
He died but Dracc got over it and came back.
Im going to crime
he died from that monkey then he was revived from the purpple romanian cocain
rip to a real nigga
"we smokin that Boomhauer" ive been watching a lot of king of the hill so that got me goin pretty good
"The cuban link will turn a diamond tester to a pipe bomb" still the hardest bar he ever spoke
Facts
This shit is so big brain, i can't even.
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him."
So badass 😂😂😂
Best line in the whole saga
Hardest verse of history
Harder line than the diamonds he threw at the strip clubs under the great pyramids
“I do a lot of drugs. A LOT”
I felt that. I really did.
10:08
Dracula “These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn’t kill an Applebees hostess 2 miles away.”
American Culture at its finest.
It's the full on commitment to the character that sells it for me. Everyone's laughing but him.
@@GreatestMKfighter and the only time that the laughing grows hysterical, he doesn't even join in. he's just mildly annoyed at being interrupted and redoes his line immediately after. he's never heard of contagious laughter because he ain't no joke
"Im a dog. Im biting the fart bubbles in the bath" is iconic
First time I heard that I cried laughing
LMAO
That's from a Kurt Vennegut book called Breakfast of Champions. The full quote is a definition of what a twerp is, which was defined as a person who bites the bubbles of their own farts in the bathtub. Excellent book full of shit like this written in the 80's.
@@itsnotatuma79 Dracula is a certified literature analyst, bro is definitely a nothing-head in the Monkey House.
That one's my favorite. An absolute screamer 😂
"They forgot I'm him. I'm the Himulation, Him Kardashian, Him bucktwo, Himon and Pumba. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% Himalayan. Fuck it I ate the opp" This had me on my ass, how have I never seen this before
Balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack had me crying laughing
What does eating the op mean
@@Tripp38485 Ate the opposition
@@Tripp38485 Opp is short for "opposition." It means the enemy, or someone who works to make sure you do not succeed. Usually you fight your opp or do things to make their lives more difficult. Dracula took it a step further and literally ATE his opp.
fr!
I love that every single “this ain’t nothin to me man” is perfectly timed.
"Moving like Dracula, we get it back in blood" that line gave me goosebumps
"slowly faded into darkness, and i let the archangels take him" will forever be the coldest line ever spoken
as a dude who plays rpgs that shit had me crying in the corner ngl
😂
"The smith and wesson got me moving like an invasive species" is the greatest bar of all time
I concur
Glock '34 shivered his timbers 🏴☠
Its absolutely fucking unreal bro 😂
I PUSHED THE CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN
He just outrizzed jesus
My favorite line continues to be “They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hand on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin’ fingerprints off…they WILL not find me!”
8:15
"i balled so hard they thought i was a fucking nutsack" has GOTTA be the hardest line of all time
close the game, ain't nuttin' topping this one.
"I took two Limitless pills to limit myself." All bow before this man.
yes
literally
the hair creeping down his forehead further each video kills me
17 MINUTES 34 SECONDS OF STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥
⛽️
should be 17:38
@@king-zahi2438 ay, I’m like hey whats up hello
"fuck it, I ate the opp" modern day poetry 🔥
I think that one was genuinely HIM, like it was unscripted.
"Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon
My tummy feel crazy"
I laughed so hard i developed bronchitis
“I laughed so hard I developed bronchitis” almost sounds like a Dracula Flow bar
Thank you Woolie for changing my life.
Was looking for a fellow CSB listener 😂
Lolol love the podcast❤
Coming here from the last slop Stream vod 🤣🤣🤣
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm him" my favourite line
8:50 "Got subanese crystaline shards poking out my lungs" bro got hit with the Halo Needler 😂😂😂
"These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if i didnt kill an Applebee's hostess 2 miles away" 😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 done
I deal with pretty bad depression, when I play this it brings me out of the downward spiral.
Wanted to thank you for the comedy.
It’s perfect because it sorta starts with “This shit ain’t nothing to me man” and ends with “This shit ain’t nothing to me man”
That shit wasn't anything to him man
@@badjuju2721Big fan of you this season JuJu, keep holding it down
Fun fact: this entire thing is a palindrome
The camera angles, panning and zooming…the delivery…. This is ART
10:39 "my audemars piguet worth the gdp of yemen... if this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit... people will die" my personal fav
"The Cuban link turned the diamond tester into a pipe bomb."
Shakespeare weeps, for he could never pen such a line.
This video has irreversibly destroyed and reshaped my vernacular
Im in gobleki tepe, SHIRTLESS (in a loin cloth) BLOWIN BAREBACK ASSHOLE OUT SMOKIN AQUEDUCT FILTERED SHERM.
I live by this now you dont understand
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
They WILL not find me
"walked along the sand dunes of the Sierra Dessert for 40 days and for 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit"
~Blackula
*Sahara
@@Suiki1 this shit ain't nothin to me, man
🧛🏿♂️
“I’m in the pod smokin’ Sebulba.” Aye Drac I see you with that Phantom Menace bar 🔥
It's crazy seeing all the high brow references in this shit
“I GOT MY DNA TEST BACK, TURNS OUT I’M 100% HIMALAYAN 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥”
Over time, the less sense it made, the more it made sense, and the funnier it got. I don't know how he did it. Bravo, Joji. Welcome back king
Papa franku returned right when we need him most
Joji made this channel? How do you know
@@MrTAGGER88 He has this channel trademarked. He owns it.
@@MrTAGGER88 osmosis
That's not Joji, ffs. He's not that old. 🙄🙄
This is legitimately one of the funniest pieces of media in history
I’m surprised nobody is talking about this guy’s INSANE backstory, dude went from ship captain to bank robber to actor, he has ALWAYS been HIM
There are consequences of your crimes against dracula
He ain't no two-nickle fuck.
🤴🏻🦇u dont hav 2 b
Wait what where do I find out about him
"Reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example."
BAR 🔥
Dracula's flow will never end
Some say the flow continues to this very day
@@HurricaneMercit’s been going since Transylvania was built
drac spit like aleister
the effervescent Draculine flowage shall never cease
“So much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone” 😵😮💨
They said creativity was Dead, epic flows were gone, then Dracula dropped 4 sets to remind us he is Him!
Creativity ain't dead it's undead
He’s been HIM and he will continue to be HIM
He did say that he was 100% HIMalayan.
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him"
That is a fucking biblical bar right there
The one that got me was "I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?!"
Underrated rhyme
I can't decide what cracks me up more; the things Drac is saying, or the writers that are giggling in the background.
14:40 where they're laughing so hard they can't even film is one of my favorite moments
@@joshc5613 lol yes!!
It’s like watching George Carlin if he got old enough to get dementia
Half the drug bars in this video, George Carlin did
George Carlin was never funny lmao
@@arrshoe6271 12 year old opinion
@@mermizzle Femboy pfp. Loves reddit's favorite 'comedian'. What a shock.
@@arrshoe6271 your 30 with no life one year I'll put you on
I was BS'in with some coworkers, I said "we smokin symbiotes" and "I ball so hard they thought i was *FUCKIN* nutsack". some random dude came up to me and said "ill air this b*tch out like i shit in it" we started rollin 😂 we been quoting dracula here all day every shift now
😂😂😂
*"Get the president on the phone man, I fronted him a brick..."*
Bro I fucking died
If the vampire from Runescape had these bars he'd be undefeated.
Count Draynor been real quiet since this dropped.
Underrated comment
Yesss
"We smokin' that IBM quantum computer."
Why does this joke mean?
Dracula Flow Interview th-cam.com/video/pkYrm4uCM2A/w-d-xo.htmlsi=8uygDdC9gdZLXtWm
It means we smokin' that good good.
Ibm computers where huge, he is just bein silly saying their blunts where that fat
The line that made me laugh the hardest was “AHHHH, I’m getting too much money!”
Moving like French Montana. Haaaaaahh
These are some of the heaviest fucking bars i've ever heard in my life, holy fucking shit dude
Sincerely I hope this man knows how much of a legend he is for giving us this performance
“This man” you mean Dracula?
My favorite part is whoever is filming him losing their shit more and more as he gets more confident delivering the lines.
Listen to this daily at my desk at work and it cracks me up every single time
I listen to this shit to get myself pumped up before playing any of my games. My brother gets so annoyed but I'm too busy laughing my ass off to care 😂😂
“Whoever is filming him” lollllllll
Yah that’s joji
@ulforce1s21 I recognize that laugh anywhere
Joji manifesting Filthy Frank via a series of old men reading off scripts. I can dig it
"I knew the perc was fake, but I ate it anyway cuz I'm a gremlin" 😂😂😂😂
Kodak Black said this in one of his songs
I think they know, that was the point of inserting that part😂@brodiemartin7751
"i was flippin bricks for mansa musa before yall even became a type 1 civilisazition"