I actually had a number of moments in a four way stop. It's so hilarious that one stopped to let other one through but other one stopped to let another one through but another one stopped to let me through but I stopped to let one through. Most of the time, I was the first one to go through because I ain't got time to feel awkward no more.
11:03 - If you have enough people to fill up a plane, you can charter an entire flight just for your group and it's probably cheaper than everyone paying for a regular ticket.
I love my familly but I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I have to go to the doctor to get a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
10:56 Something like that happened in 1963 in Switzerland. Around 20% of the population of a small village, Humlikon, went on a trip and the airplane crashed just outside the village Dürrenäsch.
But imagine being in the "bottom" floor of the top shape and the floor gives out- do you know how poorly most skyscrapers are maintained? It can happen
I was hoping that too, something about this felt too tame for cursedcomments. Maybe it’s just because I watched a horror movie (It was Emesis Blue, it’s free on TH-cam please watch it if you’re ok with slightly fucked up shit) last night and I am deeply fucked up for the next few months, but this one didn’t have the same energy to it.
4:00 ya, it's technically a war crime to use the red cross in videogames, but most of the games that do use it never change it because it's not really enforced
"You gain the power of your username." Well, I'm either gonna ruin a bunch of kids' snowmen when winter comes around, or I'm a campy B-movie slasher villain.
0:38 you are actually right. It is whoever got there first but if there is ambiguity like two people at the same time.the person on the right goes first (fortunately it's not an infinite loop because the person opposite you is flipped)
9:34 i think this is meant to be read left to right because it makes more sense as "remember when you told me you like my eyes the other day? i was really happy. please accept this gift."
6:33 my mom works in small claims in Ontario, Canada. she warns that the legal fees and wait times might not be worth whatever you may get from a win. 7:45 rice and cabbage. I don't know, if I change it to French, it might sound like a cute name: riz-et-chou-chou (mon chou-chou means my little cabbage which is the French equivalent of my darling)
4:06 if your game gets that big, you should just say "fuck the geneva convention, it looks better this way" I mean seriously, what is it with the Red Cross and being all pissy people are using their symbol as intended
2:13 my high school teacher taught this as if it were real, he literally pulled up the video from youtube and showed it in class. He also tried proving the illuminati is real by drawing random triangels on famous buildings, and showing celebs doing the supposed satanic hand gesture (and yes he did teach us the gesture ourselves)
@@CheeZe208 He was slowly but surely becoming the next old man McGucket fr. And yeah, he was a nice guy tho, but looking back he was very much unhinged
6:42 just looked it up. They can cost anywhere from $44-$90 depending on location. Make em’ cry 7:49 yogurt parfait and a drink was a Frappuccino… poor kid
One of them should by all rights sue for having their face destroyed. Pretty sure the other one has just been "fixed" so many times it's a patchwork of stitches on stitches, can't really blame someone for not being able to straighten out a crumbled sheet of tinfoil.
9:50 “I love my family but I do not have a lot of people are not able to get a better understanding of the most important thing is that I have to go to the hospital.” what
I had to DEAL with a record poop once. It was too big to flush so I had to prod it with a stick to break it up first. Got a few extra bucks thrown my way for that. Not even the worst I had to deal with. If anyone cares enough to get this far, the worst I had to deal with involves the sentence "Don't worry, just hold the bag and hand me paper towels."
4:05 Stardew Valley had the same problem, the Geneva convention states that the RED cross can ONLY be used for legitimate medical facilities or media from those facilities. Even in video games and other similar forms of media.
Maybe some day I'll get a coveted cursed comment worth recognition... I don't really think having a strange pfp with my comments will count. Oh well, ima watch anyways! Thanks EmKay c:
6:28 honestly I would’ve still just gone by myself, wouldn’t be as fun but that stuff be hella expensive, and then you maybe find them there and get to tell them to go screw themselves in person
03:34 there is the cursed comment missing und "oh hi Mark." Next post: "no wonder all the greeks were gay." Or something similar, to lazy to Look it up.
2:18 this mf cheap Halloween decoration is was literally the reason I've been crapping my pants over dark or empty spaces the last 10 years of my goddam life
6:22 thats freakinf evil. im confronting them if they do that. if they went to six flags by themselves and made the plans to go themselves without inviting me, sure!!
when it comes to 4-way stop: the people going straight go first, and if there’s multiple whoever goes straight goes. whoever’s going left is always last (besides the people who get there after them)
2:52 Is that what that icecream truck doing at 8 at night? We live next to a graveyard with about 300ft of trees between. Somewhere around 8 the truck comes around, music and all.
9:47 i love my family but I’m sso have a lot to say about this one and i and it was the same thing that happened in a long way and it a lot to me that was a good idea.
00:28 just FTR: 1st come, 1st serve in case of simultaneous arrival Yield to the person on the right ("COUNTERCLOCKWISE" is the word you're looking for) when 2 cars travelling in opposed direction at a 4-way stop arrive simultaneously and one is turning left (crossing the path of the other vehicle) it can vary some by state, but usually the turner will have to yield as their curved and slowed path of travel would obscure their peers path much longer than the driver traveling in a straight line and accelerating will obstruct theirs...
1:43 ok to be fair, id say thats a pretty good reason for missing school. "sorry, physically cant get to school, im stuck in a life. tf do you want me to do?"
Right of way at a 4 way stop is in the order of who arrived at the intersection first. If they had approached at the same time, then the person on the right has right of way.
Yeah, that doesn't feel like enough meat for a whole cow... when its all hamburger like that, i can fill a 6' x 4' chest freezer and still have more to store. But then, probably they bought their cow, but had family/friends that bought the meat from them in turn. (A 1300lb cow turns into 760lbs of meat and bones, each of those lil baggies is 2lbs. there's usually lots to go around lol)
9:44 I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert so I’m just not a huge introvert so I’m always looking to get into the habit and get to the right place
Babe wake up, EmKay uploaded.
U have no babe
Pushes empty cereal bowl out from under your bed
@@bitters879 I accidentally left it there, oops
Based
Im up.
I actually had a number of moments in a four way stop. It's so hilarious that one stopped to let other one through but other one stopped to let another one through but another one stopped to let me through but I stopped to let one through. Most of the time, I was the first one to go through because I ain't got time to feel awkward no more.
WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE ON R/THATHAPPENED BUT ITS MOST LIKELY TRUE
@@farbenfrohefarbenspiele literally most things on reddit
Breaking news: traffic jam caused by drivers not knowing if other drivers were going to go.
@@jwalster9412 realistic
Jede Wette... das dauert nicht lange bis der erste Deutsche mit dem " Rechts vor links " um die Ecke kommt ... lol
0:29 is an excellent skipper impression. That was genuinely impressive.
11:03 - If you have enough people to fill up a plane, you can charter an entire flight just for your group and it's probably cheaper than everyone paying for a regular ticket.
I love my familly but I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I have to go to the doctor to get a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
10:56 Something like that happened in 1963 in Switzerland. Around 20% of the population of a small village, Humlikon, went on a trip and the airplane crashed just outside the village Dürrenäsch.
Pilot: *prepares to fly plane through building*
Engineer, somewhere: "Did I forget to carry the one? Oh, no..."
R/cursedercomments
But imagine being in the "bottom" floor of the top shape and the floor gives out- do you know how poorly most skyscrapers are maintained? It can happen
@@buffcode chinese skyscrapers be like
The second I saw cursed comments in the title I knew that I was in for a wild ride
I was hoping that too, something about this felt too tame for cursedcomments. Maybe it’s just because I watched a horror movie (It was Emesis Blue, it’s free on TH-cam please watch it if you’re ok with slightly fucked up shit) last night and I am deeply fucked up for the next few months, but this one didn’t have the same energy to it.
4:00 ya, it's technically a war crime to use the red cross in videogames, but most of the games that do use it never change it because it's not really enforced
I think it's only a war crime if played in a war zone- as a Protected Symbol it is only in play where an armed conflict is ongoing
"geneva convention more like geneva suggestion"
I like how deeply disturbed he looks by his discovery.
Yes! My favorite bird-themed voice actor.
Mine too! I love the American Robin bird! (Along with penguins)
As much as Magpies are my favourite bird, you have to admit that the Robin is pretty damn cool
"You gain the power of your username."
Well, I'm either gonna ruin a bunch of kids' snowmen when winter comes around, or I'm a campy B-movie slasher villain.
Akhem
... basically an admiral?
That or a mythical Indian hero guy
welp
Well-
can't wait to use oversized shurikens that boomerang after traveling 5 meters and to get murdered by megaman
That thing is not a crappy Halloween decoration. It is an exquisitely scary Halloween decoration. It does its job wonderfully.
What about the remake?
@@TyphonautTheLegend That's the spirit.
4:57 for anyone wondering, that is Nikocado Avacado
5:32 that's only a 12.5% chance of getting shot in the head and a 87.5% chance of winning money. I like those odds
As someone who plays ttrpgs and has rolled double nat 1 on advantage multiple times, might as well be 100% red.
I think that's the pokemon starter gender chances
Well, according to Terry Pratchett, "million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten".
2:05 One says, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned". The other says, "Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl today"
0:25 you nailed the skipper voice
To those wondering how elon actually named his child.
*He named her X Æ A-12 Musk*
edit: thats his sons name
X Æ A-12 actually
@@floenele8892 okay thanks imma edit it lmao
Honey what's the wifi password?
Elon Musk's daughter.
Oh okay thanks!
Sounds like a premium Telsa Model
@@Ginger_Hrn true!
0:38 you are actually right. It is whoever got there first but if there is ambiguity like two people at the same time.the person on the right goes first (fortunately it's not an infinite loop because the person opposite you is flipped)
Robin keep making content like these including Emkay crew i love it👍
"Napoleon Blownapart" sounds like a Death name in the show 1000 ways to die.
8:11
"Aw man, windows 8 sucked."
Yes, the other guy just said that.
3:45 I thought this was settled by Bill Hicks. It’s either “Chemical chance, Chemical chance!”, or “Fate and destiny, fate and destiny!”
3:02 He looks genuinely traumatized
2:27 Okay so it's a halloween decoration - that doesn't make that face any less horrifying, just makes it a badass halloween decoration.
0:32 actually, if four people get there all at the same time, that is the case: The heaviest vehicle goes first.
It depends on the state. In my state it's straight over turning, then it just becomes a game of chicken.
@@turtlesarecool Oh. Didn’t know that was local. Where do you live?
@@WilburJaywright illinois
2:35 tbh the news of the whales being dead actually made me sad
2:46 just in case anyone wants to know, whale carcasses explode. And it goes everywhere. So those people are in significant danger 🥰
6:37 $2!? Oh hell no Six Flags tickets are like $25 - $90 a pop!
9:34
i think this is meant to be read left to right because it makes more sense as "remember when you told me you like my eyes the other day? i was really happy. please accept this gift."
Right to left?
@@050_WeiXian AH. 5 months and no one mentioned my mistake LMFAO thanks
@@Disearned 😆
Mandela Catalog Alternates Be like - 8:57
Very true
5:20 that’s how we determine what the price should be on someone’s head within The Organization.
10:03 brings a new meaning to headshot.
3:59 hasbro also violated Geneva conventions by making a nurse pony with Red Cross cutiemark💀💀
They later changed it
7:45 What do you mean? How riled up would the crowd get when you announce "It's peanut butter jelly time!"
11:19
When the towers do a fusion dance
6:33 my mom works in small claims in Ontario, Canada. she warns that the legal fees and wait times might not be worth whatever you may get from a win.
7:45 rice and cabbage. I don't know, if I change it to French, it might sound like a cute name: riz-et-chou-chou (mon chou-chou means my little cabbage which is the French equivalent of my darling)
4:06
if your game gets that big, you should just say "fuck the geneva convention, it looks better this way"
I mean seriously, what is it with the Red Cross and being all pissy people are using their symbol as intended
2:13 my high school teacher taught this as if it were real, he literally pulled up the video from youtube and showed it in class. He also tried proving the illuminati is real by drawing random triangels on famous buildings, and showing celebs doing the supposed satanic hand gesture (and yes he did teach us the gesture ourselves)
Are you sure he isn't possessed by Bill Cipher?
Okay, on a serious level your teacher is kind of scary
@@CheeZe208 He was slowly but surely becoming the next old man McGucket fr. And yeah, he was a nice guy tho, but looking back he was very much unhinged
0:57 I had recently looked up the daughter's name, and I'd say it's a lot tamer than the son's name
It's "Exa Dark Sideræl Musk"
0:55 I saw that coming from a mile away and it still got me to laugh
0:31 man that skipper impression is amazing
6:42 just looked it up. They can cost anywhere from $44-$90 depending on location.
Make em’ cry
7:49 yogurt parfait and a drink was a Frappuccino… poor kid
Bruh imagine being named a tiny url link 💀
I believe the photo is unedited. I also believe that whomever made those plastic dolls needs more practice.
One of them should by all rights sue for having their face destroyed. Pretty sure the other one has just been "fixed" so many times it's a patchwork of stitches on stitches, can't really blame someone for not being able to straighten out a crumbled sheet of tinfoil.
Dolphin dude actually looking like the kid off deliverance.
9:50 “I love my family but I do not have a lot of people are not able to get a better understanding of the most important thing is that I have to go to the hospital.”
what
"i love my family but I don't know what to do with it"
very true
I had to DEAL with a record poop once. It was too big to flush so I had to prod it with a stick to break it up first. Got a few extra bucks thrown my way for that. Not even the worst I had to deal with.
If anyone cares enough to get this far, the worst I had to deal with involves the sentence "Don't worry, just hold the bag and hand me paper towels."
4:05 tf? How does that violate the Geneva conventions??? As far as i could read, its just a red cross ( yes. I did try to look it up, i got nowhere.)
9:44 "I love my family but I don't know what to do with the kids" is what I got
I love my family but I love you so much
Hmmmmm
I love my family but they call him doc
I love my family but [it ain’t no more]
I love my family but I'm not going to be a great time
I love my family but I love you so much!
4:05 Stardew Valley had the same problem, the Geneva convention states that the RED cross can ONLY be used for legitimate medical facilities or media from those facilities. Even in video games and other similar forms of media.
Maybe some day I'll get a coveted cursed comment worth recognition... I don't really think having a strange pfp with my comments will count.
Oh well, ima watch anyways! Thanks EmKay c:
06:14 That... is sad as all Hell.
Seriously. Not even a meme or joke here. What the fuck.
Some people are just plain evil.
0:21
HE?! HE'S chilling?!?💀💀💀
Testicles are nutritious, as they say
4:24 double the pollution
You can hear your eyelids moving when you blink
As a student in driver's ed, its whoever got their first or the person on the right
6:28 honestly I would’ve still just gone by myself, wouldn’t be as fun but that stuff be hella expensive, and then you maybe find them there and get to tell them to go screw themselves in person
9:45 I love my family but they have no respect for the other side of the world 😭😭
0:58 My brother in Christ who is Grimes
7:05
is it concerning that I know exactly what video this is from?
03:34 there is the cursed comment missing und "oh hi Mark." Next post: "no wonder all the greeks were gay." Or something similar, to lazy to Look it up.
7:42 *_Welp, sorry, my future child. Your name is apparently going to be "Iced Honey Bun"._*
2:18 this mf cheap Halloween decoration is was literally the reason I've been crapping my pants over dark or empty spaces the last 10 years of my goddam life
1:26 wounded? the thing went straight trough
2:02 Weather and Pucci
9:44 "I love my family but I don't know what to do with the bodies"
6:22 thats freakinf evil. im confronting them if they do that. if they went to six flags by themselves and made the plans to go themselves without inviting me, sure!!
Especially when it was anon paying for the tickets
3:46 I read that as "Athenians" and thought it was characterizing the science & philosophy accomplishments of ancient Greece.
Hi emkay! I just wanted to say my little brother and I love your channel ☺️
This just in! Emkay secretly confirmed to be Penguin spy leader!
(Damn your voice is so close tho)
when it comes to 4-way stop: the people going straight go first, and if there’s multiple whoever goes straight goes. whoever’s going left is always last (besides the people who get there after them)
9:44 I love my family but, I’m a bit of an idiot
Damn keyboard, who hurt you 😭
1:03 probably gonna be named X Elon has a thing for that letter
I was just watching emkay when this uploaded
Omg no way!!! I was having cereal when it was uploaded 🤯
@BassFaun36YT also same.
Did that one person just not see Avatar 2?? Ofc it didn’t start or end, it’s continuing the first film and going to continue the next film.
I loved my family but it was indeed a wonderful experience
Edit: holy shit my keyboard is psychotic
9:44 I love my family but my heart is full of hate for the rest of the world
Good god
2:52 Is that what that icecream truck doing at 8 at night?
We live next to a graveyard with about 300ft of trees between. Somewhere around 8 the truck comes around, music and all.
9:47 i love my family but I’m sso have a lot to say about this one and i and it was the same thing that happened in a long way and it a lot to me that was a good idea.
00:28 just FTR: 1st come, 1st serve
in case of simultaneous arrival Yield to the person on the right ("COUNTERCLOCKWISE" is the word you're looking for)
when 2 cars travelling in opposed direction at a 4-way stop arrive simultaneously and one is turning left (crossing the path of the other vehicle) it can vary some by state, but usually the turner will have to yield as their curved and slowed path of travel would obscure their peers path much longer than the driver traveling in a straight line and accelerating will obstruct theirs...
7:54 'Alright class its our first day of school so i will be taking attendance...Chicken Tenders?"
11:08 if ample time is given yes you can in fact do that. Unless you're willing to drop mega money you'd need to do it about 6 months in advance
1:43 ok to be fair, id say thats a pretty good reason for missing school. "sorry, physically cant get to school, im stuck in a life. tf do you want me to do?"
Right of way at a 4 way stop is in the order of who arrived at the intersection first. If they had approached at the same time, then the person on the right has right of way.
9:46 I love my family but I love you too
Yeah, that doesn't feel like enough meat for a whole cow... when its all hamburger like that, i can fill a 6' x 4' chest freezer and still have more to store. But then, probably they bought their cow, but had family/friends that bought the meat from them in turn. (A 1300lb cow turns into 760lbs of meat and bones, each of those lil baggies is 2lbs. there's usually lots to go around lol)
I love my family but thanks for auditioning for now I'll edit it later this afternoon if you want to come over and watch the kids tonight
I love my family, but I’m also a bit scared to be alone
"I love my family, but I'm gonna have some red velvet cake tonight"
*well that's not very good*
0:54 That laugh bruh💀💀
11:20 not me getting Lego city adventures flashbacks from the Frendrich and Sinclare building or something
im convinced that salzo media purposefully hires narrators with damentia bc WHY DOES NOBODY REMEMBER PREVIOUS MEMES /s
0:58 love how it says "in secret"
11:35 oh god history repeats itself
It does
11:29 two towers with one plane
WE MISSED!
5:17 "Screw Gemini"
3:22 thats why you follow the ikea arrows.. or else
8:45 Charlie Kirk actually does look like that. Uppercase azz gums holy fffffffffffffffffiddlesticks
That man is creepy
9:44 I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert so I’m just not a huge introvert so I’m always looking to get into the habit and get to the right place
3:34
Honestly I see now why greeks used boys instead of girls for their _carnal_ relief.
Nah! That cannonball ain't just a wound bro, that guy WAS blown apart