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  • @Topaz198
    @Topaz198 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I was having an argument once with a vegan who was a jerk, and they said something like “you have a cat? What if someone decided to eat your cat?” (This was on Instagram so they could see pictures of the cat) and I did get mad at them for that idea, but i just mentioned that yeah, some people probably eat cats, but mine is a pet and I wouldn’t force someone who keeps a cow or something as a pet, to eat their pet

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jokes on them they live in Florida everything is fair game

    • @ratterkin
      @ratterkin ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they use that sentence so they can shut up any cat lover or just normal people

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice comeback

    • @harryrey2771
      @harryrey2771 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Anyone who says that humans aren't supposed to eat meat is just either just plane stupid or keeps denying reality. The problem isn't THAT we eat meat, it's HOW MUCH we eat and under which circumstances.

    • @Topaz198
      @Topaz198 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@harryrey2771 I agree with that, like meat is great, nobody should be forced to stop eating meat just because it’s meat, but also you gotta eat other things too, a balanced diet will always be better than the extremes of vegan and carnivore diets

  • @V0X9652
    @V0X9652 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    At 3:33 to be honest that was some good revenge but if his Boy Scout counsel found out he could've been banned from the program entirely.

    • @xethified
      @xethified ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly worth it just for the "pee nuts" story

    • @TuckerCreech
      @TuckerCreech ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@xethified 4:36 she was 18 and James was 16

    • @lancebeltran2002
      @lancebeltran2002 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the comment was not cursed, it was satanic

    • @xethified
      @xethified ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@TuckerCreechDifferent story but OP said 17 and 16.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the late-80s, there was nothing wrong with Cub Scouts getting their tent urinated on, and then the tent pegs pulled, by Coast Guard cadets at a multi-state weekend function. In fact, myself and the other scouts in the tent were given a stern lecture about the importance of "respecting our Armed Forces" when we complained about it.
      I'd respect you a lot more if you didn't pee on children's tents around 3 AM when you should have been in your dorms, but whatever.

  • @ArgentinianElectrician
    @ArgentinianElectrician ปีที่แล้ว +135

    0:10 Fun fact: It is completely legal to eat humans. It's just how you obtain the flesh that is illegal.

    • @ZeeNastee
      @ZeeNastee ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it varies by place but in the US that is technically true.

    • @dudemanlastname
      @dudemanlastname ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah i’ve heard that. kinda crazy

    • @caffinatedredpanda9964
      @caffinatedredpanda9964 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And what Robin said is true. Never eat human grey matter. It has a high chance of causing different prion diseases.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      French baguette entertainment

    • @coriumfigs
      @coriumfigs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If they consent it's technically vegan!

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The joke Robin makes in the beginning about not eating brains has truth to it. People eating people brains (or any large collection of nerves in the body) carries a risk if infecting that person with Prion diseases.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @Cosmogus_
      @Cosmogus_ ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@matthewboire6843you become stupid if u eay brains

    • @truckman3
      @truckman3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matthewboire6843 disease in brain risk

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truckman3 what?

    • @truckman3
      @truckman3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewboire6843 bane whisk

  • @Marm3ladi
    @Marm3ladi ปีที่แล้ว +90

    10:15 Looks like the BSD fandom has infiltrated EmKay now. Also I still cant get over the fact that this post describes their personality and dynamic so perfectly.

    • @thatfunnyfeeIing
      @thatfunnyfeeIing ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HELP I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE SOUKOKU ON AN EMKAY VIDEO.

    • @c-cipher8150
      @c-cipher8150 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was just thinking this, we are invading every corner of the internet 😭

    • @thatfunnyfeeIing
      @thatfunnyfeeIing ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@c-cipher8150 the bsd fandom is rising. 😭.

    • @lhsunshinegarden4415
      @lhsunshinegarden4415 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@c-cipher8150We are EVERYWHERE!!! 👁👄👁

    • @le9038
      @le9038 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      where does Berkeley Software Distribution come into this?

  • @Lilly_watermelonsugar
    @Lilly_watermelonsugar ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That "simba" thing was too funny. I'd completely burst out in laughter, probably with tears down my face and an occassional emberassing snort if my hub did that

    • @Lilly_watermelonsugar
      @Lilly_watermelonsugar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @R_1T8 i have a feeling that that happens to me too. But if it showed on a different video, my first comment probably made no sense at all. Thank for clearing it up though! Sorry for being snappy at ya

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:11
    It wouldn't be.
    You can't legally make a blanket claim to any and all products made using your IP, especially "art" because that falls-under the Transformative properties of Trademark and Copyright law.
    To claim the "art" they'd have to take each creator, individually, to court.

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that is the point of say fan art is made that becomes popular enough for them to claim. Or just fight back against knock offs

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    It's always a good day when Emkay does r/cursecomments.

    • @chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973
      @chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i agree

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always a good day when Robin does r/cursedcomments.

    • @sezmaIoin
      @sezmaIoin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, the little-known partner of r/cursedcomments, r/cursecomments. For those in the process of cursing the comments.

    • @ManFaceManYes
      @ManFaceManYes ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sezmaIoinCURSE THOSE COMMENTS

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ManFaceManYesA comment? PERRY THE COMMENT?

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby ปีที่แล้ว +54

    10:46 For me, the worse part about the "costume" is that that helmet is a modified Judge Dredd helmet. Somewhere in the training data, it marked Judge Dredd as Batman.

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That makes it that much better though, looks seriously good.

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grokk!

  • @ivorynk752
    @ivorynk752 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:50 Emily sounds really pushy. How many times do you have to persist after rejection before it is harassment?

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If a guy did it it would be harassment. But apparently it's okay for women to do it.

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think after the second time it's harrassment.

  • @daburgerbandit1598
    @daburgerbandit1598 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I... Oh my.
    I got a little distracted and tuned back in during the story of James and Emily. I was really happy with how wholesome that turned out. That's a good bro. And then I very suddenly remembered where I was as soon as that comment showed up. I was not ready for that.

  • @flufflebuffle7404
    @flufflebuffle7404 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Love it when Robin narrates

    • @537zun4
      @537zun4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who doesn't but its really not good for his mental health at least thats how it appears, still not sure if thats an act.

    • @jgcoverkknot5701
      @jgcoverkknot5701 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So you love 99% of emkay videos 😐

    • @GustavoPizza
      @GustavoPizza ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jgcoverkknot5701 Fr tho I would love some more variety.

    • @Veecnar
      @Veecnar ปีที่แล้ว

      Itsboobin*

    • @RevolutionFalls
      @RevolutionFalls ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @K8thebest_Gaming
    @K8thebest_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:30 James deserves a pint

  • @MosquitoBytes
    @MosquitoBytes ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:03 When I was studying for my school, my mom walked in my room and said "Some 13 year old rapper died" and looked at me. She then said to keep working and walked out of my room. I had a solid 3 minute panic attack before deciding to sleep it off. Love you mom ❤

    • @FrostedGalaxies
      @FrostedGalaxies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you didn't know, she is alive and all, the account was hacked and the former manager didn't know anything but didn't say that because he's selling a lil Tay NFT line that has nothing to do with her.

    • @MosquitoBytes
      @MosquitoBytes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FrostedGalaxies Thanks! I'll tell my mom

    • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
      @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She was forced to fake her death by her abusive parents as a publicity stunt

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:44 that is the best burn I have ever heard for nfts

  • @lazymillennialjobseeker9282
    @lazymillennialjobseeker9282 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:49 Alright, new “cost you $0” memes:
    “You could have lived a long, healthy life.”
    “Congrats, you’ve won a free trip to ‘tf away from me.’”
    “Apologize to your English/native language teacher for what you just did with their instruction.”

    • @mylescorley1978
      @mylescorley1978 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will definitely steal these. Thank you.

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    11:52 Honestly, death by flying lobster sounds like a pretty neat way to go...

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welp this can go one of two ways

    • @Nothing77.
      @Nothing77. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah but what do I do with my username?
      I will be immortal or I will just randomly die without a reason?

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nothing77. thats.., a, ...good point

    • @BLUE_SHIRT_FOOL
      @BLUE_SHIRT_FOOL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm, so I die to myself while gaming. Maybe Celeste has a bit too high of a skill ceiling.

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get killed in a war by a soldier who's sir name is wolf.
      Honestly a merciful death considering some of the user names out there.

  • @FishbedFive
    @FishbedFive ปีที่แล้ว +134

    ailurus: posts
    emkay: *puts binoculars down*

    • @AlexanderPrichard-fv1ub
      @AlexanderPrichard-fv1ub ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah abit weird they both posted the same thing

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Has to be a coincidence imo

    • @AB-Prince
      @AB-Prince ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Jurassic park theme plays*

    • @AlexanderPrichard-fv1ub
      @AlexanderPrichard-fv1ub ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ailurus did a double upload, and we all know emkay will anyways. So um... Lucky shot.

    • @plague_doctor-scp-049
      @plague_doctor-scp-049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      btw i liked like an hour ago and and it reached 100 likes so i unliked it and liked it again now i am the 100th liker

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:37 I'm around 80% sure that it's unenforceable (any more than any other fan art, anyway) since that kinda of thing requires agreement to, and people can just say "No, imma do it anyway."
    Basically saying it has the same merits of a package saying by opening it, you agree to the terms inside the package.

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    At this point, Emkay is just a cursed comment in of itself.

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:38 So, my wife keeps saying they got crushed. And I reminded her that carbon fiber doesn't crumple like metals, it fractures. Not too different from shrapnel. They, somehow, made an inverse grenade and put themselves inside it.

  • @kolafluffarts1771
    @kolafluffarts1771 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:44
    You couldn't waterborard that outta me, that's something you never tell a fucking soul

  • @maneskingirlie
    @maneskingirlie ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:12 we’ve done it. The Bungo Stray Dogs fandom has infiltrated Emkay.

    • @nanacue
      @nanacue ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOOO NEVER EXPOSE THEM TO THE BSD FANDOM 😭😭💔💔 (as a bsd content creator)

    • @maneskingirlie
      @maneskingirlie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nanacue AS ANOTHER BSD CONTENT CREATOR, I AGREE

    • @machiatoast
      @machiatoast ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YIPPIE?.. !? YEA YIPPIE? MAYBE

  • @TemsAccepted
    @TemsAccepted ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:25 a. rick astley b. kahoot theme c. "This is god. Please stop judging people. I made everyone equal. go apologize, Liam."

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:01 Okay, honestly, I’ve been saying since I was 6 that I want to die at 70. Enjoy retirement for a couple years, and then go before I become a burden to anyone. I’m 36 now, and I still believe it. So, yeah, I’d take the pill, take the money, retire early, blow a comfy million a year, live the rest of my life in peace knowing that everything is going according to plan, and leave the rest to my wife and kids.

  • @acomfychair
    @acomfychair ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:56 that went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @Navarein
      @Navarein 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not funny.

    • @acomfychair
      @acomfychair 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Navarein Womp womp?

  • @-._Ahmad_.-
    @-._Ahmad_.- ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:58 So pokémon could just say "I like this, It's mine now"

  • @spookyghostwriter3110
    @spookyghostwriter3110 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:35 I assure you as a chinese person this is the funniest thing I've seen on a mistranslated shirt.
    Given the... graduation banner in the background, I'm almost certain it's real tho.

  • @starlight_maven
    @starlight_maven ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Pokémon owns all the rights to fan art, that means all Pokémon character ships are canon.
    And some "ships" are illegal.
    They didn't think this through.

  • @kikiblue7169
    @kikiblue7169 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the worst part of the kid that scooped poo water out of the toilet into a trashcan? if the toilet won't flush you can fill a bucket with water and quickly pour it in the toilet to force flush it.

  • @VladimirChibuckov
    @VladimirChibuckov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:08 i suffer from testicular torsion sometimes. Not the worst situation to be in, especialy when you know how to untangle them

  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:05 I’m so happy to see an Evangelion meme. Even if it is an old one.
    And that scene is not as weird as others in the movie.

    • @apoyouri3035
      @apoyouri3035 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I swear, god is going to have to smite me 15 times if I make another damn sauce request comment/reply, but is that End of Evangelion or is it a specific episode, and if it’s the latter, which one.

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:27 why am I laughing?! I know I shouldn't be, but I'm cackling harder than a hyena

  • @patrikskovalovs5692
    @patrikskovalovs5692 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:35 my favorite one is ''It's pronounced Jod''

  • @FunMixTime
    @FunMixTime ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:20 imagine taking a pill for 50 million dollars and being immortal until 70. But still careful what you do since you won't be invulnerable. So you can basically jump from a jet into a building at mark 3 and still live. But spending the rest of your days as a sad form of human pudding.

  • @pheliox9286
    @pheliox9286 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:25 Marry him

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Remember folks, a GOOD Friend will help calm you down when you get angry but your BEST Friend will be standing beside you with a shovel asking if the hole is deep enough yet...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @Ceralexperiment
    @Ceralexperiment ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:22 I would say "THE FOG IS COMING HIDE RUN THE END IS NEAR" and watch the chaos unfold.

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d say “hide,siren head is coming,look out for fog,he hides in the fog,run,hide,oh god,he found me,RUN!!!

    • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
      @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      GO OUTSIDE. LET YOURSELF BECOME ONE WITH THE FOG

  • @PumpKingGgNoRe
    @PumpKingGgNoRe ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:03 no wonder they aren’t fighting back…

    • @YasashiNoKage
      @YasashiNoKage ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine the porn of all the Pokegirls, Gardevoir and the Eevolutions they own, imagine if they ACTUALLY use the content as an official artwork.

  • @geekazodium
    @geekazodium 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:10.... there's a cursed comment somewhere about "oh so who's keeping people as pets" and honestly that's a missed opportunity.

  • @joshnabours9102
    @joshnabours9102 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Somebody needs to make that Barbie Batman cosplay a real thing. It won't be me. But never have I seen the color pink be so badass. It needs to happen.

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:52
    Truly, the Shakespeare of our time.

  • @user-iw6bu4iq4r
    @user-iw6bu4iq4r ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You here about the one post about how ChatGPT was able to do calculus before it interacted with humans, now its making mistakes on addition problems. I do not fear an AI uprising.

  • @skeetboopbo
    @skeetboopbo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    a Soukoku meme being in an EmKay video wasn't on my 2023 summer bingo card

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 Hey look it's the Hasbro manoeuver. They tried to do that with Dungeons and Dragons half a year ago. (Though I guess Pokémon did it first in this case).

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I half expected the pee penut story to end with "we have been married now for over 10 years and we recreate our ritual every year on our anniversary."

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:14 to be completely fair i was also super stupid as a kid

  • @VladimirChibuckov
    @VladimirChibuckov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:40 I Agree.
    there is a lot of porn out there. But, apparently, not many artists draw rule 63 astolfo porn.
    And the ai does that. Cool!

  • @Zyskr..
    @Zyskr.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:24 *subscribes to hers and sends it to dad*
    "Hers still ain betta than mine!"

  • @lhsunshinegarden4415
    @lhsunshinegarden4415 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:12 I see soukoku has infiltrated Emkay lol

  • @michamocha
    @michamocha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:14 Out of all places, I was not expecting to see BSD here lmaoooo

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:20 I think it's just scare tactics, given they had to recently take down and reupload the trailer for the upcoming teal mask dlc for Scarlet and violet because they accidentally used a fan remix of some of the music of the first dlc trailer

  • @Miszuq
    @Miszuq 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:24
    "Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder. All the walls on the Island of Paradis have crumbled to the ground, and the legions of Titans buried within have begun their march. My only goal is to protect the lives of the people of Paradis, the island where I was born. Right now, the nations of the world are united in their desire to exterminate my people. And it won't end with our island. They won't be satisfied until every last subject of Ymir is dead. I won't let them have their way. The Titans of the walls....will continue their march, until every trace of life beyond our shores is trampled flat. And the people of Paradis are all that remains of Humanity."

  • @zekenelsons2069
    @zekenelsons2069 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "flesh chandelier" one reminded me of a joke my husband likes to tell- "These pants are like a cheap hotel.... No ballroom."

  • @Fil--fil
    @Fil--fil ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:47 exactly the only thing ai is good for is copying art from a database that stole the art from the original artist.

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:38 I HATE ALL OF THE AI ART. sorry but i think its okay to use ai for inspiration but not like they are.

  • @rudrodeepchatterjee
    @rudrodeepchatterjee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:42 I remembered the same version of this subreddit post and then Robin too talked about it. That's more crazy than this simulation one.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When it comes to consuming human, I skip the cooking and just go the easy route and unhinge my jaw. As a round Latias on the internet, I can attest to the simplicity of this approach.
    Or I'm just joking and people will be utterly aghast over my claims. :3

    • @Ghostfighter797
      @Ghostfighter797 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh guess I should try that some day

    • @nameless_tarnished
      @nameless_tarnished ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a fellow internet creature, I agree with your approach and have attempted it several times. :3

    • @goli8699
      @goli8699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't want to be rude but round doesn't seem like a healthy shape for a Latias.

    • @thet00nedl00n
      @thet00nedl00n ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did not need to see vore on the EmKay comment section.

    • @DOOT_II
      @DOOT_II ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds like vore to me

  • @wellwellwelp
    @wellwellwelp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 you do not lose copyright of fanart automatically, only if you sign an agreement like a TOS and upload it.
    However, you cannot legally distribute fanart of trademarked/copyrighted characters. People can commission it, and you can create it legally, however the fanart cant be used in advertisement or in products for sale.

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Which coordinates do you piss in?"
    Me: "Well it fluctuates so most likely around D7 to- wait there's a cat there I change my mind, the cat I AIM FOR THE CAT"
    So happy to see a few seconds later I have others who think alike.

  • @deadlineuniverse3189
    @deadlineuniverse3189 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine finding a Company that handles copyright like the Pokémon Company, make a collab fan art between a Pokémon and said companies intellectual property. Watch them fight

  • @ginaandrews6516
    @ginaandrews6516 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Pokemon owns all Pokemon fan art, that means they own Sonichu.
    Please nobody tell Chris Chan.

  • @Bobbies1
    @Bobbies1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:47 Oh shit, I found my comment lmao. Too bad it's collapsed

    • @Syreyup
      @Syreyup 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unlucky bastard

  • @Bacteriophagebs
    @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:27 They'd have to prove that you agreed to those terms of service. The creator has to agree to it somehow, or the work has to not qualify as Fair Use. They can't just say "we own anything you make" and instantly get around Fair Use laws.
    A quick search shows me that they are trying to do just that. That wording is from the "legal" page on the pokemon website, not the ToS of some game or site, so it's 100% unenforceable.

    • @lawrencebates8172
      @lawrencebates8172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a fair use context this would be unenforceable, but the majority of fan art would not qualify as fair use. For the most part this is just reiterating the way that copyright law typically works, so it’s not really something you have to agree to. It looks like it’s mainly a statement that they intend to litigiously protect their IP, which I think is normally a requirement to maintain copyright status.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lawrencebates8172 Almost all fan art is fair use. Some fan art might be _trademark_ infringement, but very little is _copyright_ infringement. One of the criteria for copyright infringement is market usurpation and another is the amount of the work being copied. A still image is not usurping the market, and would be a tiny fraction of a work copied of a movie, show, or game.
      There can be and have been cases of people successfully suing for having their fan art copied. They couldn't do that if the copyright to their art was owned by someone else.

    • @lawrencebates8172
      @lawrencebates8172 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bacteriophagebs Oh cool, I'm certainly no expert, sounds like you know more about it than me. My understanding is that interpretation of fair use usually ends up coming down to the whims of a judge, at least if there's any sort of profit involved and it's not clearly transformative (parody, for example), so I think there are a number of cases with outcomes in either direction. And regarding quantity, I always thought it was about how much of the derivative work comes from the original, not how much of the original is used, otherwise short of repackaging an entire film or book it would be almost impossible to infringe on copyright!

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawrencebates8172 A lot of people call trademark infringement copyright infringement, especially when joking saying they're trying to avoid it.
      The profit thing is a common misconception. That's a very minor factor and not technically a factor at all in case law. A judge might take it into account when determining damages, but not whether or not something is infringement at all.
      The Four Factors are: Transformation: Is the derivative work transformative, as in does it make significant changes to the original? Market usurpation: Does the derivative work make it less likely people will buy the original? Amount used: Is a significant amount of the original work being copied? And nature: is the derivative work copying the _execution_ of the original, or is it just repeating ideas or facts from it?
      What that means is that, yes, you basically have to _copy_ some of the work to infringe on copyright. Fan art does not do that.
      Trademark is different. Trademark infringement means you made and are distributing something that people might reasonably believe was made by the owner of the trademark. The key factors for that are the degree of similarity with the trademarked item and whether the two parties' products are sufficiently related that consumers are likely to mistakenly assume that they come from a common source. Fan art rarely infringes on this because it's almost always clearly labeled as fan art.

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:20 peenuts

  • @justapanpirate
    @justapanpirate หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:11 Soukoku would absolutely tweet this

    • @koshtra100
      @koshtra100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fr lmao

  • @Schrodingers_kid
    @Schrodingers_kid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:20 Yes. That's the simple answer, because I'm nowhere near qualified to talk about laws of other countried and take small details into considerstion.
    Remind me about this comment in a couple years when I get my Master's for a full answer.

  • @amazingredfox8624
    @amazingredfox8624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:10 nope alive

  • @youraveragephesh3173
    @youraveragephesh3173 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:33 FOOD IS HERE BOIS
    we shall *f e a s t*

    • @Navarein
      @Navarein 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      N O T F U N N Y

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great God the Simba line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight :)

  • @domi-no1826
    @domi-no1826 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:40
    dude, the only way i could imagine this is if i have constant diarrhea while gaming. why?

    • @Navarein
      @Navarein 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shut up 🤫

    • @domi-no1826
      @domi-no1826 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Navarein (thick Scottish accent)
      *NAH*

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here we go again

    • @Mukomanarussy
      @Mukomanarussy ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky ปีที่แล้ว

      Your first congratulations 🎊🎉🍾🎈

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb ปีที่แล้ว

    6:19 ... I couldn't do anything but laugh, probably the most cursed thing I have seen that wasn't manufactured

  • @Oxygen1004
    @Oxygen1004 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If your girl doesn't let you "simba" her, she ain't a keeper

  • @AstraeaTheKit
    @AstraeaTheKit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "can't play without a joystick"
    this i agree with

  • @esba802
    @esba802 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:15 apparently the Pokémon company used a fan created music without permission in a trailer for a games dlc. So yes they do but I feel like just because they can does not mean they should, because stealing from artists is shitty

    • @warmwater9509
      @warmwater9509 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they took down the video and reuploaded it without the fanmade music

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As for Lil Tay's death: She isn't _actually_ dead, it's just some fuckstick decided to say that to boost sales.
    Lil Tay herself did not know about this and was reportedly quite distraught.

    • @disappointeddogo184
      @disappointeddogo184 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was actually her brother that wanted to fake her death. Which the whole family, besides her, sucks for that since they went along with it

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:20 To be fair, meat DID kill John Lennon.

  • @legitusername-zl7to
    @legitusername-zl7to ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:01 reuse, reduce, recycle 🗑

  • @ivorynk752
    @ivorynk752 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:40 that religion one would be very confusing for atheists, godless religions, or religions with multiple god like figures that have individual names instead of just being referred to as god.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Regarding the whole Vegetarian thing with the beatles:
    George Harrison, vegetarian also, 58, dead (wasn't murdered either.)

  • @dfcagentmouse
    @dfcagentmouse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:50 ... I have no words

  • @EclipseShadowScale
    @EclipseShadowScale ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:20 they fucking try. I've watched 2 artists have the stories they built torn to the ground by nintendo and I can't begin to imagine how many more they've gone after

  • @chos7631
    @chos7631 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    $50 million but I die at 70? hell yeah I'd take that, I'd be able to do all the stuff I ever wanted with that much.

  • @eemoor
    @eemoor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:20 that is just the ending to minecraft

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite ones i've done as side-effects for super powers were "You have IBS" or "You have narcolepsy."

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another version of the second one is where the guy telepathically says to the 8 billion people on Earth:
    “You picked the correct religion. I am real, and this is the proof you've been asking for."

  • @KaiHashimoto-qo8dn
    @KaiHashimoto-qo8dn ปีที่แล้ว

    Uh oh my favorite subreddit

  • @distinguishedkorok
    @distinguishedkorok ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wormhole Creation/manipulation(the spot style) 9:07

    • @guy_who_animates
      @guy_who_animates ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stage 4 cancer

    • @distinguishedkorok
      @distinguishedkorok ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guy_who_animates boo-womp😥

    • @jackofalltradeshermes
      @jackofalltradeshermes ปีที่แล้ว

      You learn There's a multiversal organisation dedicated to murderering your family

    • @muluema
      @muluema ปีที่แล้ว

      can only travel/manipulate holes at the same size as 1cm

    • @distinguishedkorok
      @distinguishedkorok ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muluema I have an idea to use it for surgery

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:54 Now use the time loop machine to loop that one concert.

  • @andy_y98
    @andy_y98 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayoooo!!! Tha thumbnail🤣😝❤️

  • @malcolmmackenzie9202
    @malcolmmackenzie9202 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:13 about E8 is where I aim because I have too much anxiety so don't want to make too much noise because when I was young I would get yelled at if not beaten if I made too much noise.
    This is also why I always walk on the balls of my feet and my heel barely touches the ground I learned to do everything as quiet as I can to avoid attention and subsequent beatings

  • @bobthebuilder7059
    @bobthebuilder7059 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:14 Technically john lennon was shot by the meat he wasn't supposed to eat.

  • @lockheedx33
    @lockheedx33 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:24 BRUH, I JUST WATCHED THAT MOVIE AGAIN 😂😂😂

  • @CherryTheMenace
    @CherryTheMenace 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:20 not the bsd ref 😢

  • @matthe8154
    @matthe8154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:16 From my basic knowledge of law - entirely enforceable. Fan art constitutes derivative work which is entirely controllable by the rights holder, in fact most fan art is not legal - however many entities tolerate it due to free publicity. This license is actually granting you rights to do fan art which is a bit rare. They own your art either way however.

  • @Envy-Animations
    @Envy-Animations 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:08 I would take the 72 hour pill if there was no reward

  • @jakekaywell5972
    @jakekaywell5972 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh-boy! Five guys experienced rapid decompression, exposing their viscera to the elements for months? Positively delectable, given how rich the meat is.

  • @loganfriend8018
    @loganfriend8018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:39
    I don't see Boise-Einstein coming out of anyone's ass

  • @Bibble73
    @Bibble73 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fish really said “OPEN SESAME”