My favorite parts: "My god he's hung like a bear", "It's a truck, it's a transformer, WHAT THE F*&K IS IT!", "You can't come home drunk hey here's a little switch Daddys gonna throw up on you.","Mickey Mouse For a three year old is a six foot f-ing rat, "yeah you snuck out you lying bastards."
Karley Hanson i like "Old lady their out of here, let's peel off these pampers and party!" And "You like fisher-price music?" I also laughed about alcohol and drugs, amd the teddy rockspin.
@Iridescent Vampire what about, "Why is the sky blue? Well, because of the atmosphere. Why is there atmosphere? Well, because we need to breath. Why do we breath? Why the f*&k you wanna know?!"?
3:24 -- Any time a guy is with his wife and tells me, "We're pregnant!" he should be forced to watch this part. Or, are we? Care to show my your episiotomy scar, pal?
Martina McTiernan me too my friend. Me too. But I like to think the he is happy because he knows that whole we're here, we're still laughing and still remembering him for who he was in his prime and how much joy he wrought. He let us know that life is scary but that we all go through it together at different paces in our lives. I'm so happy we were able to share our lives at the same time as him, and he will make me laugh every time. I hope you're having a fantastic day.
I quit swearing because I forgot my granddaughter was in the back and a car cut me off and I said a few choice words and from the back seat a little voice repeated everything she heard, thank goodness she is 17 now and can say stuff for herself
my husband says i wasn't mean, but i remember he was sick all the time, even holding his head out the car window puking as he drove me to the hospital. precious moments!
oh god baby poop is another thing! My niece while on the changing table shot out poop all over the wall & just everywhere! my sister in law picks her up & she pukes breast milk everywhere. Dangerous on both ends! lucky they're cute cause i cleaned all that up! Well like the saying goes "The things u do for love!"
He brought happiness to us, he made us laugh, and most of his comedy we could relate to from experience. Sadly though, he didn't save some laughter for himself 😢
I was very disappointed with this video, it has a click baited title, nowhere in this video does robben william even start having contractions let alone going in to labor.
A little bit of stand-up I came up with, inspired in part by this bit. Speaking as a layman (emphasis on “man”), when a woman is giving birth, her body is essentially taking a large grapefruit, shoving it through a rubber band the size of a quarter, purely by doing crunches. Just a hunch, but I think it’s called “labor” for a reason. And for any guys who don’t quite grasp the gist of this bit, if we take that grapefruit and scale it down to the male parts where the opening is about the size of a drinking straw, well… imagine if you had to shove a kiwi out of there. An unpeeled kiwi, mind you, because remember, most babies come with some amount of hair.
Did Robin Williams enter into the same Witness Protection Program as Michael Jackson? Maybe…No matter what, now is the time for each person to ponder this question. What would I do if confronted with demonic evil unlike anything the average man has ever seen? If offered enough stuff, would I step into it or walk away. What would you do?
He's so right about all this I've seen some girls go through this. And they act so evil!!!. Then they have the kid And later say , why did I have this kid? Especially when they become teens. Yikes!!!!
There will never be another Robin Williams. A comedy genius and funny beyond words!
I'm due in 5 weeks. This is going on my labor playlist
I hope everything went well and that you have a lovely child that you will introduce this comic legend to someday.
@@iononcantomascrivo he was 5 w early. 6lbs 2oz and beautiful. He's a year old now and he's a blast
I hope this guy had even an inkling of an idea of how much joy he brought the world.
I think you can
The man was an absolute genius
I think he did, yes.... he alluded to it when he left us.... he did not want us to see him die slowly before our eyes....
LEGENDS NEVER DIE❗
He left us with millions of laughs, genius, children, memories ❤
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
He had to be entertaining to numb all the pain he didn’t want anyone to see until he just couldn’t do it anymore
R.I.P. Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)! 😭
My favorite parts: "My god he's hung like a bear", "It's a truck, it's a transformer, WHAT THE F*&K IS IT!", "You can't come home drunk hey here's a little switch Daddys gonna throw up on you.","Mickey Mouse For a three year old is a six foot f-ing rat, "yeah you snuck out you lying bastards."
Karley Hanson i like "Old lady their out of here, let's peel off these pampers and party!" And "You like fisher-price music?" I also laughed about alcohol and drugs, amd the teddy rockspin.
@Iridescent Vampire what about, "Why is the sky blue? Well, because of the atmosphere. Why is there atmosphere? Well, because we need to breath. Why do we breath? Why the f*&k you wanna know?!"?
@@Foustdoodles98 😆 yea
@@scotthamp384 Ask mummy she knows everything.
@@barrythatcher9349 she's omnipotent
“I’ve gotta get her to the hospital, BUT IVE ALSO GOTTA GET THIS SCREAMING BITCH OUT OF THE CAR.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I love this video! My favorite part is when he said Mickey mouse to 3 year old is a six foot fucking rat. Lol laughing my ass off.
I’ll be chuckling about this even when I have Alzheimer’s.
They should show this to boys in high school, then they would definitely stop teenage pregnancy....
9:07 at 2 years old that was me definitely lol
This would not stop teens having sex and getting pregnant
One of the most beautiful souls the world has seen. RIP, you'll be forever missed
3:24 -- Any time a guy is with his wife and tells me, "We're pregnant!" he should be forced to watch this part. Or, are we? Care to show my your episiotomy scar, pal?
So sad he is gone. Great video
Nessa Marie Amen
Nessa Marie Ikr
I miss his comedy. He was one of a kind. He will be sadly missed by all. It would be so funny to see what his thoughts would have been on voting lol
"Come in Father. AHHHHHHH"
This man is making God laugh now. 😂😂😨😨
Not really
@@kitkatkatorrie1982 ??
@@suefoss3396 problem........??????
He's right about the whole thing lol hahaha
I paused this at least eight times watching it because I was laughing so hard. This is a terrible loss, he's still such a funny man
Best comedian ever terribly missed rip robin
I am crying but I am laughing at the same time. 3 and half years and it has really hit me that he is not coming back.
Martina McTiernan me too my friend. Me too.
But I like to think the he is happy because he knows that whole we're here, we're still laughing and still remembering him for who he was in his prime and how much joy he wrought.
He let us know that life is scary but that we all go through it together at different paces in our lives.
I'm so happy we were able to share our lives at the same time as him, and he will make me laugh every time.
I hope you're having a fantastic day.
I'm dying I miss Robin Williams you will forever be the comedy master! Rest in peace you amazing man.
Robin was the funniest man ever
I hate that he's dead, best comedian ever
I quit swearing because I forgot my granddaughter was in the back and a car cut me off and I said a few choice words and from the back seat a little voice repeated everything she heard, thank goodness she is 17 now and can say stuff for herself
Mary Pelton OH GOD!!!! LOL!!!
Getting cut off would piss me off too
My brother was 3...we had to rehome one of our dogs bc *he* was biting the dog!
ask mommy shes omnipotent
my husband says i wasn't mean, but i remember he was sick all the time, even holding his head out the car window puking as he drove me to the hospital. precious moments!
RIP Robin Williams
Miss him, didn't know him personally but really miss his genius... So sad 😪
He was so funny and I can't believe he's gone I always found him very attractive #RIP
He's right about the Haagen Das.
Are you speaking from experience?
@@scotthamp384 I'm not a woman and I've never had children, but I can attest to Haagen-Dazs being awesome.
Rest in powerful peace my favorite celebrity and homie of all time 🙏
Robin McLaurin Williams
21 July 1951 ~
11 August 2014⚘
I bet a lot of women were clapping at 3:39 when he said that men don’t understand the childbirth experience for women.
Rip.. Such a sad loss to the world!
10:28 How would the kid know that?!
Right? Kids do say that darndest things though.
A sad loss RIP Robbin
this was precious.
So sad he is gone. Great video
Just watched the episode of Mork and Mind, where he meets Robin... Love him, so sad he is gone :/
Mindy*
OMG I always loved his humor!RIP
😢😢😢 I miss him so much
He was the king of comedy
Genius can often be a curse as well as a blessing. Sadly missed Robin rest in peace
OMFG 😂 Rip Robin
RIP :(
oh god baby poop is another thing! My niece while on the changing table shot out poop all over the wall & just everywhere! my sister in law picks her up & she pukes breast milk everywhere. Dangerous on both ends! lucky they're cute cause i cleaned all that up! Well like the saying goes "The things u do for love!"
Miss ya Robin...!!!
Lmao Omg I Miss His Craziness 😂❤️👏
Y'know...how could a scifi writer make something that gives great references and tributes to Robin Williams?
He brought happiness to us, he made us laugh, and most of his comedy we could relate to from experience.
Sadly though, he didn't save some laughter for himself 😢
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Thats why comedians are so erratic
Men have a close approximation of childbirth. It's called "passing (gall)stones".
tenhirankei gall stones? U mean kidney stones? Lol
Women get them too and no not close enough
Tracey Allen I’ve heard many women who’ve had them say it’s worse than birth. I hope to God I never get em.
Megan P. I have had 3. Close
Gods gift to the world, brought so much happiness to so many people and a sad day when he passed. RIP Robin
It's the 1st time I've noticed the red shoes!! 🤔🤔
Anyone realize the category is auto and vehicles
No😱
This is why I miss him. :)
how high is he on this one? RIP
+NOBEL ADHIKARI Probably fairly high. RIP.
God my head is going to explode from laughing so hard lol
I love this man..
I was very disappointed with this video, it has a click baited title, nowhere in this video does robben william even start having contractions let alone going in to labor.
Until I got halfway through this, I thought it was a very serious comment. You win the interwebs
A little bit of stand-up I came up with, inspired in part by this bit.
Speaking as a layman (emphasis on “man”), when a woman is giving birth, her body is essentially taking a large grapefruit, shoving it through a rubber band the size of a quarter, purely by doing crunches. Just a hunch, but I think it’s called “labor” for a reason. And for any guys who don’t quite grasp the gist of this bit, if we take that grapefruit and scale it down to the male parts where the opening is about the size of a drinking straw, well… imagine if you had to shove a kiwi out of there. An unpeeled kiwi, mind you, because remember, most babies come with some amount of hair.
I'm laughing so damn hard DAMMIT IT SUCKS HES GONE
I hope so too
Cool baby
Probably the best way to "explain" everything to your son.
Maybe you should have a look at what lies beneath. Harrison ford is in that. Great movie.❤
This is some ridiculously sexist garbage.
Robin Williams is so good he can make a severely depressed person like me laugh
Little old man...lol
Long live one of the funniest people in the world. R.I.P. Robin Williams. We'll miss you.
hahahahaha spot on
Did Robin Williams enter into the same Witness Protection Program as Michael Jackson? Maybe…No matter what, now is the time for each person to ponder this question. What would I do if confronted with demonic evil unlike anything the average man has ever seen? If offered enough stuff, would I step into it or walk away. What would you do?
Seriously guys, "let's breathe?" Like I'm having a baby not suffering a stroke! I will breathe on my own as long as I'm not under anesthesia!
What year did he do this
Haha, him impersonating Mickey Mouse’s voice!
You can be a lumberjack marine you have seen blood & guts you ain't never seen anything like this 😂
Why do we need to breathe
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA KNOW
So funny
What tasha garman shouldnt be doing in September
2:55
Only a father can think of this shit!
6:34 a Southern dog.
So Funny miss you
❤
sorry he's gone, so talented, & so troubled, even with everything he had. some say he's in hell. no one knows, just pray for him & his family.
He's so right about all this I've seen some girls go through this.
And they act so evil!!!.
Then they have the kid
And later say , why did I have this kid?
Especially when they become teens.
Yikes!!!!