God Makes German Shepherds

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  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 ปีที่แล้ว +8283

    "What do they look like?"
    _The goodest of pups....the goodliest pup to have ever pupped_

  • @musicbysasha_
    @musicbysasha_ ปีที่แล้ว +17036

    imma call every German shepherd "good boy 3000"

    • @RunFromBabyPluto
      @RunFromBabyPluto ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We all have the same profile image

    • @RunFromBabyPluto
      @RunFromBabyPluto ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh i forget i can read sometimes

    • @TreyC68
      @TreyC68 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I miss read it and thought it read that you were gonna call every German Good Boy 3000

    • @animationlivegerman5989
      @animationlivegerman5989 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But it's meant to be pronounced "good boy" 3000 times in a row

    • @bettylim5148
      @bettylim5148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And so we all shall 0^0
      Hahahahaha

  • @creevehd5246
    @creevehd5246 ปีที่แล้ว +10291

    As a German, I am thankful for the compliment of his, stating that we are very nice. We do not hear that often.

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      I went to college with kids from lots of different countries in europe. the German kids were always nice

    • @rlNein
      @rlNein ปีที่แล้ว +430

      As a german, I can confirm that and I’m also thankful for calling us nice

    • @stilawesome3586
      @stilawesome3586 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Yes. My grandparents fled Europe after ww1 but prior to ww2. I joined the American military and when I iraq as a private I got yelled at by my first sergeant I joked how he didn't come all this way to fight the Germans 😆. I still imagine him in counseling taking about how he "took on a German" and how the therapist would insist he was making shit up

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In studying parenting styles, they discovered that Germans were the least nurturing

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@recoveringsoul755 That's for current times. Would have looked a lot different in the 19th century and before.

  • @kjara42
    @kjara42 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    The very best dog Ive ever had was a German Shepherd. You could tell how intelligent she was by looking in her beautiful brown eyes. She got me through covid (Im a healthcare worker) and I miss her every day❤RIP sweet Clover girl❤

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Man, sometimes i watch my dog (i have a doodle ❤) doing stuff, or just playing and crack up because he's so smart, funny 😂 his problem solving skills are great....i don't have space for a German shepherd but i would love one

  • @chrissybelle953
    @chrissybelle953 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    "Ears up, system armed" Is what we say when our GSD is moving her ears around listening.

    • @DarkDomain0001
      @DarkDomain0001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
      🗿🗿

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha nice

    • @busybeebekah
      @busybeebekah ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That sounds absolutely adorable

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jon how many times have we told you to not make an acronym for everything?
      Dammit jon.

    • @LAR2110
      @LAR2110 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s a t shirt

  • @Fortnightkid237
    @Fortnightkid237 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    As a German Shepherd owner, I can say German shepherds are amazing. They’re so good, especially if you train them they’re really good and they listen.

    • @kassann7114
      @kassann7114 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same man was a police reject lol he is a good boy😂

    • @Ello_iz_me
      @Ello_iz_me ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have one too! he's a pure bred eastern shep and he's a lovey lil goober.

    • @KitKats27
      @KitKats27 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My family hates German Shepherds and i just don't get why😢

    • @RemyRP
      @RemyRP ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yeah, agreed!! My grandparents have had 8 German shepherds over the years (I've never met any of them, I'm just too young to have.) and he always tells stories about each one's little quirks. Pepsi would either push him out of the bed some nights or take his spot when he gets up to use the bathroom. I'm forgetting some names but one of them was basically an alarm. One of them was a trained police dog that just didn't make the cut. When he met her, she had a rep of not liking anyone, to the point where the people who ran the place wanted to give him a bite sleeve. He didn't take it, she didn't bite and actually really liked him.
      It's fun to hear about my grandpa's dogs, really cute shit, lol

    • @Mason_Summers_2013
      @Mason_Summers_2013 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've got a white German Shepherd

  • @southernrosetiadee
    @southernrosetiadee ปีที่แล้ว +59355

    “Good Boy 3000” 😂😂😂😂

    • @NicoVR2763
      @NicoVR2763 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      I thought I was the only person who noticed

    • @Arodm1
      @Arodm1 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      "Rammstein Shepherd"

    • @NicoVR2763
      @NicoVR2763 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Who liked my comment?

    • @NicoVR2763
      @NicoVR2763 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      WHO THE FRICK IS LIKING

    • @Seepey
      @Seepey ปีที่แล้ว +57

      BFG 10,000

  • @Vanillaflavouredcheese
    @Vanillaflavouredcheese หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    US GERMANS ARE NOT AGGRESSIVE JUST PASSIONATE! THANKS FOR MENTIONING OUR KINDNESS!😤

    • @SwastikP-x6g
      @SwastikP-x6g 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Vanillaflavouredcheese u are passionate👍

    • @Vanillaflavouredcheese
      @Vanillaflavouredcheese 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @SwastikP-x6g THANK YOU

  • @ayushiabedin4530
    @ayushiabedin4530 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    “Das Shepherd” was the most beautiful thing I ever heard.

    • @Fannystark007
      @Fannystark007 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Phonetically it sounds like "das scheppert" and it means "that really hits hard"

    • @ayushiabedin4530
      @ayushiabedin4530 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Fannystark007 oh, thank you!😁

    • @Ella_loves_Schnitzel
      @Ella_loves_Schnitzel ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It is also called der Schäferhund

    • @ayushiabedin4530
      @ayushiabedin4530 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ella_loves_Schnitzel ok, thank you

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You could say… you could… you could say it is godly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SteamCheese1
    @SteamCheese1 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    As a German, this made me happy.

    • @lafonteynm
      @lafonteynm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agre

    • @Nakorli
      @Nakorli ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @bendix schulz Hört sich an wie „das scheppert“.
      Auch gut😂

    • @angelicart.6
      @angelicart.6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s sweet

    • @I_like_planes1
      @I_like_planes1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ja, *das sheperd* Grammatik Go brrrrrr

    • @avn45
      @avn45 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im from belgium but they are dutch too

  • @jennyharrell5938
    @jennyharrell5938 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    Seriously German Shepards, Pitbulls, and Huskies are some of the sweetest dogs you'd ever meet.

    • @Nonyeea
      @Nonyeea ปีที่แล้ว +66

      if theyre trained well right?

    • @usvmchc2843
      @usvmchc2843 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Besides when you slap them

    • @kilsjw
      @kilsjw ปีที่แล้ว +133

      ​@@usvmchc2843why would you slap a dog

    • @ashleyrimington
      @ashleyrimington ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes i can confirm I have had 9 german shepherds in my life and they angels in disguise

    • @danteallan3979
      @danteallan3979 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They arreee

  • @PvPsHere
    @PvPsHere 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool" made me laugh so much

    • @giyuutomioka6974
      @giyuutomioka6974 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Deadpool: I. Am. Marvel jesus.

  • @sueboswell735
    @sueboswell735 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    My husband and I had a German Shepherd we got from a family that were moving but also neglected him. Max was the dog of a lifetime, so loving and SOOOO protective. A man my husband knew walked into our fenced in yard without telling us he was coming over. My husband heard Max and our pittie growling and barking and went out to check things out. Max and Shy (our pittie mix) had this idiot backed up against the wall because he came in without an introduction. Guy kept saying 'but I know all about dogs😂' as my husband saved his sorry butt. Well these 4-legged vicious protectors of mom and dad didn't know him and were hell-bent on protecting us from a stranger. I miss those dogs so much. RIP Max and Shy, you two were the best dogs ever 😢

    • @TheBestAlien
      @TheBestAlien ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My auntie has a dog called Max, he's a collie poo cockapoo, he looks nothing like his sibling and mostly like a collie

    • @deefee701
      @deefee701 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @7thCourtPhotography
      @7thCourtPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had a German Shepherd/Alaskan Husky mix as a kid, his name was BoMax. We called him Max

    • @andreanope8640
      @andreanope8640 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ive had dogs my whole life! Big and med, mutts and specific breeds. Right now I have a working line GS an let me tell you WOW! I’ve never had such a smart and insanely affectionate dog. I’m talking like if she could talk she would tell me she loved me every 20sec but not in a annoying way. She is my little narc when there’s any action or something is out of place. I’m convinced if we had a fire she would save us but she would never let the firemen near the house or me! It’s amazing

    • @kelseypeterson5172
      @kelseypeterson5172 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I had a senior German Shepherd lab mix that I rescued, and he was the smartest dog I'd ever had. He could open fences, and close them back mind you, and would do it quite often in his previous yard, but the lady who owned him moved into a smaller place to be closer to her family and couldn't take him, (he was massive) so she left him with people who were supposed to take care of him in his old age and they didn't. I had been feeding him through the fence for months when she came to check on him and after explaining what had happened I asked her if she was going to take him and or if I could keep him and she saw how he was already following me around so she let me keep him. After I got him I never once had the issue of him opening our gate. He never went anywhere away from me. He followed me everywhere and would howl when I would leave and then sit at the edge of the fence waiting to see the car coming back 🥰 RIP Cody. I still miss you💜💜

  • @Virgo117
    @Virgo117 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    I had a German shepherd mix and whenever I cried, he would dash towards you to show affection and cheer you up ❤

    • @Virgo117
      @Virgo117 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @JamieJelly superhero doggos

    • @JohnDoe_Gaming
      @JohnDoe_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wish my cat had that enthusiasm

    • @girrajkishoreseth9910
      @girrajkishoreseth9910 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@JohnDoe_Gaming 😂

    • @JohnDoe_Gaming
      @JohnDoe_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@girrajkishoreseth9910 when I'm really depressed, I basically have to kidnap my cat for pets and cuddles. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elirichards6044
      @elirichards6044 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I probably my shouldn't say this but...
      Keyword: *had*

  • @espresso_berrie8831
    @espresso_berrie8831 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    i love the god making dogs series! fun fact: the Boxer was originally the well-known police dog, and german shepherds weren’t trained for police work until the 1920’s

    • @jameskassner5834
      @jameskassner5834 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ahh yes, German "police work" in the 1930's

    • @ithewho6603
      @ithewho6603 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well they are very good shepherds. Do well with sheep and such.

    • @LKMNOP
      @LKMNOP ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And a lot of police departments are going back to the German shepherds and away from the Rottweilers. It's because Rottweiler's jaws are so strong when they grab a suspect's arm they have been known to break them.

    • @SYH653
      @SYH653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Airedales were also police dogs at one point.

    • @IrenaTheWiccan
      @IrenaTheWiccan ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Makes sense. Sheps are on steroids and the boxers be struggling to breathe just when it gets about 80 degrees

  • @deborahgray8699
    @deborahgray8699 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Das Shepherd!!
    I had dogs all my life
    Since I was an infant
    The fond memories of all the Shepherds will never fade from memory
    In the summer I would sleep on the open front porch with Ming and no one came near.
    Asta was an amazing dog as well
    There were full blooded German Shepherds
    These are the two that would not leave my side
    We were a family of 9 and dogs pick the favorites
    There isn't enough space here to show how much I ❤these doggies!!

  • @Dreadhead669
    @Dreadhead669 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    As a German guy, I can confirm that we sound really aggressive, but we are actually pretty nice. Most of the time.

    • @rivertam7827
      @rivertam7827 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In my experience of Germans there is a binary, and absolutely no spectrum in between. Either uptight, grumpy, complete a*holes, or the most wonderful, fun, happy people ever.
      Thankfully, most of the Germans I've met have been the happy type.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 ปีที่แล้ว

      Americans sound nice, but they are really aggressive for some reason, all the time.

    • @shaunarovinski4081
      @shaunarovinski4081 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Germans are awesome!!

    • @cordulagartmann669
      @cordulagartmann669 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nö, finde ich nicht.

    • @yourlocalidiot324
      @yourlocalidiot324 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Most of the time"
      Cause Jews are the exception

  • @mckennahmiller5397
    @mckennahmiller5397 ปีที่แล้ว +7742

    "the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool" I'mma have the priests say that at my funeral

  • @grenode5341
    @grenode5341 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    “Sound very aggressive but are actually very loving: Germans”
    Bro that’s the nicest thing I think I’ve ever heard an American say to us lol

    • @trinabina3900
      @trinabina3900 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s definitely true from my experience.

    • @jewelfoxgaming873
      @jewelfoxgaming873 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We have plenty nice to say about
      you guys 😄
      Your people are very smart genuinely nice...ummm...though, a few years in the past and not so much...

    • @danielatchley277
      @danielatchley277 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allow me to ruin it by explaining (this part of the comment has been censored to not upset the german government)

    • @sharpish6715
      @sharpish6715 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@jewelfoxgaming873 and if u look at america in the past well It's pretty bad aswell

    • @gururajput1679
      @gururajput1679 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that's true

  • @christierossetti963
    @christierossetti963 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As the mom of my fifth German shepherd, can confirm, they are the best dogs in the world. All dogs are amazing but I have an eternal soft spot for these little psychos haha So wonderfully loyal, protective, intuitive and intelligent, affectionate, goofy, and down for anything with you. My current 3 year old is an absolute furry angel. Thanks for the good work up there, getting this breed to us on earth ;)

  • @SarahYau84
    @SarahYau84 ปีที่แล้ว +7137

    Dear Ryan Reynolds Deadpool............ Amen 😂

    • @silentlion_zer0562
      @silentlion_zer0562 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lol, I loved that part

    • @BelleTolles
      @BelleTolles ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I forgot that after seeing god so awestruck 😂

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don’t get it. 🤨

    • @dexterlogan7062
      @dexterlogan7062 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol....that checks out

    • @spaceballs44
      @spaceballs44 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope he see’s this. Maybe in one of his movies he comes out wearing a white robe walking with a German Shepard. That would be the message he saw this.

  • @tiredace_2998
    @tiredace_2998 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    My grandparents used to have a German shepherd.
    My mom was worried how the dog would react to baby-me and didn't let the dog near me.
    But the dog ended up sleeping outside the room's door to protect me, which was honestly adorable

    • @Lv4music1luv
      @Lv4music1luv ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They always know their pack ❤

    • @Goofy_Goober_ketchup
      @Goofy_Goober_ketchup ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You mean *good boy 3000?*

    • @BikashHaldar-qe1ks
      @BikashHaldar-qe1ks ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Goofy_Goober_ketchup yeah, what the f**k is "good boy 3000"?!

    • @Lord-Delta
      @Lord-Delta ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks it's the name of the dog on the sheet of the guy talking to god

    • @pvsheeen
      @pvsheeen ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i don’t know if i should cry or if i should just say…
      don’t you mean *good boy 3000* 😂

  • @timofeifilippov9558
    @timofeifilippov9558 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    God loved the german sheperd so much, he made five hundred more different sheperd's variations.

    • @SourceEnginePlayer
      @SourceEnginePlayer ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And failed to create such beauty as the German Shepard.

  • @Muffin77527
    @Muffin77527 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have a German shepherd and I cannot describe her as smart. She runs head first into walls, and doors, faceplanted into the floor just today. She also has the hearing of a deaf person. She is the most adorable looking yet stupid-looking dog on this earth and she is my baby. Oh right, she is a dog-shaped cat apparently. She loves laser pointers and cat toys more than her ball. If I could put photos in a comment, I would show how absolutely beautifully stupid she is. I love my baby.

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby ปีที่แล้ว +764

    "What group of people sound really aggressive but are really nice?"
    Story time: when I was in grade 10, our (Canadian) high school had a German foreign exchange student. For some reason my school thought it would be a great idea to put this kid who was brand new to the country, let alone to the school, in front of all of us to tell us about himself. He decided to have some fun and started speaking German. We were all super confused for a minute or two, then he stopped and switched to English. "I said, "Hello, My name is Johannes and I wanted to show you what German sounds like when it isn't being yelled."" I don't know if someone told him we had never heard German except in History class, seeing clips of Hitler but dude was absolutely right lol none of us had ever heard German spoken normally.
    Love the skit. Das Shepard made me cackle.

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeeeeeees, the famous "Hollywood German": Sounds like growling and barking. Very similar to "Hollywood Russian": Growling, barking and a throat infection.

    • @Nariasan
      @Nariasan ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ​@@unterdessen8822so true!!! Every time people insist that German is a "scary sounding language," I tell them, "Verzeihung, aber ich hätte gerne ein Brötchen mit Butter..." or something like that. Because everything is scary when it's screamed at you and it's worse if you don't understand the language. It isn't scary at all when used normally.

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Nariasan Exactly. Think of where people usually get to hear German and in what context: H*tler speeches and Hollywood villains. And those villains are in most cases actors, who don't speak German, so they try to compensate by being extra loud and aggressive. Of course that sounds horrible and robotic.
      Think, on the other hand, of dialects like Swabian or Saxonian, that are just hilarious to listen to.

    • @Nariasan
      @Nariasan ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@unterdessen8822 lol, I find Swabian adorable. I myself am from the Allgäu Region in Upper Bavaria... I have a bit of a dialect and have to concentrate hard to speak neutral Hochdeutsch 😅

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nariasan I'm actually quite comfortable with the dialect. I've spent some time in Lenggries when I was younger. It's sad that they don't have the mule station at the bottom of Brauneck mountain anymore.

  • @IDKwhatsupp
    @IDKwhatsupp ปีที่แล้ว +3937

    “ in the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds and the holy dead pool “ that line made me drop my phone on my face from laughing

  • @lillianstahl836
    @lillianstahl836 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    As someone who is German I can confirm we sound very aggresive but we are nice 😂

    • @Commenter5
      @Commenter5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same😂😂😂 we are not as aggressive as we sound!😂😂😊

    • @InstrumentalistElle
      @InstrumentalistElle ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was born in America but my parents are German. It’s honestly kind of funny how contrasting their voice is to their words when they speak. They sound aggressive but they’re couldn’t possibly be more kind 😅

    • @somepvpguy69
      @somepvpguy69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actially my last comment was insensitive nvm

    • @annonion2612
      @annonion2612 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Many people actually leave Germany because we're looking like we don't enjoy life and we will make that very clear upon contact too :/

    • @Flan_boy
      @Flan_boy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about back then?

  • @ORysa-Cee
    @ORysa-Cee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Little thing I noticed and thought was cool: Das is a form of the word for ‘the’ in German, so him calling a GERMAN shepherd, ‘DAS shepherd’ is pretty cool.

  • @eldrichdruid
    @eldrichdruid ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Now we just need Ryan Reynolds to star in a new Deadpool movie where he adopts a German shepherd and calls it God 😂

    • @Zackisnotdead
      @Zackisnotdead ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We need a petition for this

    • @pennonN
      @pennonN ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Zackisnotdead Signing comin right up!

    • @noeditz9109
      @noeditz9109 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dog is god ( his name is

    • @HenryBenedictUSA
      @HenryBenedictUSA ปีที่แล้ว

      God is dog backwards

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comment 666

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Das shepherd" is btw a pun, a homophone to be exact. In german, you can say "das scheppert" meaning "that crashed, and was really loud while doing so."

    • @triciac.5078
      @triciac.5078 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thank you for explaining! Cuz I didn’t get the joke.

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Even thought you had me laugh at this (I love puns), I think this is a referece to the German Volkswagen commercial. It ends with "DAS Auto", meaning that the car (Auto is the German word for car) is a must-have. Volkswagen is DAS Auto (THE car) and Shepherd is THE dog.

    • @deefee701
      @deefee701 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't get it either but thought it was just an exclamation! 😊

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gotta love it when a joke has multiple layers like that. Enjoy it on whatever level you like, so long as you enjoy it.

    • @Mithcoriel
      @Mithcoriel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On its face it's incorrect grammar anyway. It would be DER shepherd, not DAS.

  • @debwild2889
    @debwild2889 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    You need to do one on the Shepherds crackhead cousin, the Belgian Malinois.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      *roundhouse kick*

    • @CrazyDogLadySky
      @CrazyDogLadySky ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I have a coworker that has a GSD and Belgian Malinois mix. Total crackhead she says lmao

    • @BelleTolles
      @BelleTolles ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂. Such a great one

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I saw {{{somewhere}}} - German Shepherd = Coffee. Belgian Malinois = Meth. 😂😂😂

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vegasrenie 😂

  • @-God_is_good_god_is_amazing
    @-God_is_good_god_is_amazing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They finally made one of my favorite dog/GPS

  • @ourhome505
    @ourhome505 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Those limpid brown eyes seep into my soul every time. I can confirm that GSDs are everything you and god arranged. One of mine was such a force for good that nearly 30 years after his death (Nov. 20th, 1995) there is still a charity fund in his memory at his vet's office. All dogs are wonderful, but GSDs have a special place in my heart.

  • @tanka2006
    @tanka2006 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    As a German Shepard owner, I am fr happy

    • @ЄгорДзюба-я4ш
      @ЄгорДзюба-я4ш ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same bro, German shepherds are fricking awesome

    • @Ghostiefacee
      @Ghostiefacee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ЄгорДзюба-я4шfrr I have a German Shepherd she's half Malinois tho they are really strong dogs

    • @akaGamerChlos
      @akaGamerChlos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Buffredplays
      @Buffredplays ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey did you know you can use 10000 characters in da comments

    • @1wolflover675
      @1wolflover675 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @Fantommc00
    @Fantommc00 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    “Das Shepherd” had me dying

    • @extremchiller410
      @extremchiller410 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i am not shure if it was a german word joke or just the wrong "artikel

    • @SweetyO666
      @SweetyO666 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it was the wrong "the", but it was one

    • @NicoVR2763
      @NicoVR2763 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no your dying?!? Good luck!

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@extremchiller410it's a play on the Volkswagon slogan "Das Auto". Volkswagon being German too

    • @Contractorlove
      @Contractorlove ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@extremchiller410 here’s your friendly neighborhood german about to explain their language: we have a more complicated article system. Das is neutral, der is male, die is female (it can also be mixed up in the plural forms). Shepherd = Schäfer = male = der -> correct would be der Shepherd. Here the dog is called deutscher Schäferhund (= german shepherd dog) because we like to give specific names 😅

  • @Katelyn.c4
    @Katelyn.c4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “They can hear everything you say” as a German Shepherd Dog owner this is so true except for when they are barking then it is almost impossible to have them listen to you😂❤❤ But rly they are so loud 😊

  • @germanhungarian3316
    @germanhungarian3316 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    "Das Shepherd" Has my dying.

    • @thenovicegamer007
      @thenovicegamer007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does it mean?

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Shepherd @@thenovicegamer007

    • @BuckeyeSirenProductions
      @BuckeyeSirenProductions ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thenovicegamer007 the shepherd

    • @thenovicegamer007
      @thenovicegamer007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BuckeyeSirenProductions Got it 👍🏽

    • @vinzenzamann5961
      @vinzenzamann5961 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ​@@thenovicegamer007idk if this was intentional but you could also pronounce it as "das scheppert" which is a rather uncommon German expression to the effect of "this is smashing it", so in that case the new dog is smashing it

  • @IvyKupchanko
    @IvyKupchanko ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    The Ryan, the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool 😂

    • @CherryBlossom28479
      @CherryBlossom28479 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I might start using it too 😂

    • @DeyAxolotlgod
      @DeyAxolotlgod ปีที่แล้ว +48

      So gods god is Ryan Reynolds’s

    • @loganseipert7240
      @loganseipert7240 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Does in fact check out

    • @seeperflow_og
      @seeperflow_og ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey! The Reynolds church is a real thing, it's not a laughing matter.

    • @Jamer77
      @Jamer77 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amen

  • @Ahmadpro674
    @Ahmadpro674 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Honestly this angel deserves a raise or a promotion😂😂

  • @stephanieyunez133
    @stephanieyunez133 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have the goodest girl ever!!! Roz’s radar dishes are amazing. She hears everything! My sister once said my dog is so sweet, but asked if she has two brain cells to rub together because of her goofiness.... Roz stopped playing and stared her down for the next few minutes to answer her question. 😂

  • @policenobts4186
    @policenobts4186 ปีที่แล้ว +4736

    R a m m s t e i n S h e p a r d ✨

    • @MrSockZa1st
      @MrSockZa1st ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😮

    • @Uhnohohoho
      @Uhnohohoho ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Real very real

    • @asherisntokay
      @asherisntokay ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @yeetthechield4570
      @yeetthechield4570 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@alinyag34 ngl in my oppinion it woud have been an beter name, caling it in german that in english

    • @vardharajraja154
      @vardharajraja154 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀 *INDIAN SHEPARD* 💀

  • @jsbcody
    @jsbcody 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +939

    During my Air Force K9 training, an old wise trainer said,”German Shepherds aren’t best in any category, but they are second best in every category.”

    • @thedarkestowl4224
      @thedarkestowl4224 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Hilariously true!!

    • @godlymegatron5698
      @godlymegatron5698 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Previously on Captain America.
      My name is Adolf Lee Shwarsnager.
      *GERMAN!*
      What is your favorite pet cap?
      Ah silly Jimbo I love them all. All dogs go to heaven. There's no bad boy.
      I can't decide.
      Shows a picture of Rottweilers and sheperds.
      Aw cute.
      Upon closer inspection, he sees their history and breed.
      He starts speaking dog and has panic attacks.
      Aaggg Gerggg Mahhggg!
      Order 1954.
      Brands a m1 grand in front of the young doglings.
      ORDER 1954!

    • @Maki_177
      @Maki_177 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I lost 6

    • @sneha1848
      @sneha1848 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So who is best 😮

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@sneha1848 Some dog breeds are good in a single category but not so good in others. Only GSDs are second best in every category.

  • @Lady..kochoxx
    @Lady..kochoxx ปีที่แล้ว +653

    “Rammanstien Shepard”
    “Good boy 3000”
    “Mr.bite”😂😂😂

  • @Ava.Bradley
    @Ava.Bradley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nah before looking at the title when he said “what group of people looks really aggressive but are actually pretty nice?” I said out loud “GeRmAnS” AND THAN HE SAID “Germans” and I was all like “YAAA” and as a fellow German I am honored from you calling up nice

  • @sixx6vi
    @sixx6vi ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    As someone who has a 5 year old good boy 3000 since he was 6 weeks old. I can confirm that they are look super aggressive but are giant goof balls. I love my best boy and everyone who's ever met him loves him.

    • @Lupus_01
      @Lupus_01 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can confirm the good girl 3000 is equally goofy 😊😆😁

    • @OmniMale
      @OmniMale ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goofiness confirmed.

    • @jordangolden8159
      @jordangolden8159 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mines only two and we got her from a friend when she was a few weeks old.

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goofy is correct, the silliness of them knows no bounds.

    • @AidenElliott-z2u
      @AidenElliott-z2u ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to have a German shepherd he was really smart until he died😢

  • @-BelleRose-
    @-BelleRose- ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    " In the name of the Ryan The Renolds and The Holy Deadpool" had me dying. I also love how the angel is just "like that makes sense". Why aren't more people talking about this?
    (My god I have never had this many likes or comments thanks not trying to be that person!)

  • @MadGBBR
    @MadGBBR ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I use to have a German Shepherd who loved children and was very protective of them. He's gone now, he had to be put down at 15 (or 16, he was a rescue so we never knew his real age but we know it was 15-16 when he went). He would stand by any small child and sit and watch them. He also prevented them from getting close to the water (living on the coast) if they had no one around them. He was very well behaved and just a big scary teddy bear.

    • @Varun.Balram
      @Varun.Balram ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aww that's so cute 😭😭😭

    • @AlexGenerallySucksAtGames
      @AlexGenerallySucksAtGames ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have a German shepherd and she loves people. She would never bite anyone. People are just scared of her because she tries to greet them but she gets a bit over excited and starts barking and jumping around. She is the sweetest dog ever. She's 11or 12 now and is still as active as ever. (The only problem is that she tries to attack small animals i.e birds, ducks, rodents, and iguanas) she also begs for attention by rubbing her wet nose against your arm and whining.

    • @ViniFtSS
      @ViniFtSS ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Aldo had a german shepherd, Its one of the most loving dogs in my opinion

    • @FootballTime76737
      @FootballTime76737 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He lived a good life

    • @america8706
      @america8706 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had a German Shepherd for a couple of years when I was a little tyke that was just the sweetest gentlest thing and very protective of me and my sister. She definitely influenced my choice of dogs at a young age and I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @Warmfur
    @Warmfur หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My nana had a german Shepherd, najed pepper
    She got blind around 14 years, and dued when she was 16
    She wasva lovely dog, and crossed her paws when comfortable

  • @mila2032
    @mila2032 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    My first dog was a german Shepard, I was 4yo and I still remember how soft he was, how he carried me around on his back and how much I loved him. And how my father gave him away so suddenly. I´ll never forget him....

    • @ny_gsdluver6227
      @ny_gsdluver6227 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Did we share dads? I have that same exact story! My parents told me they gave our german shepherd dog away a day after my father gave our dog Away!!! Ugh.. so i never got to say goodbye. I was 8 yrs old.. never forgot that!

    • @mila2032
      @mila2032 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@ny_gsdluver6227 Maybe lol. I dont understand the reasoning behind all this, right?. The saddest part is it happened a second time when I was 14.... no comments. My mom forbid him to keep bringing dogs home. And he still did, the third time he tried to do it I told him to stop saying it was my dog, that it was HIS dog. He was maaaaaaad! XDDDD

    • @ny_gsdluver6227
      @ny_gsdluver6227 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Mila ugh really? That's awful. Now with my Google name says it all.. now no one ever gives up my German shepherds! I'm faithfully theirs from the beginning to the end! Learned my father had no attachment to animals & me
      I'm the extreme opposite!

    • @radututulea2736
      @radututulea2736 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Atleast your Shepard(s) didn't die a slow and painful death like mine did.

    • @ny_gsdluver6227
      @ny_gsdluver6227 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Radu Tutulea oh no! Very sorry to hear that! Although my dad went to visit the dog a month later.. dog saw him from across the street, ran out & was hit by a truck. ;( What happened to your dog ?

  • @elliex7554
    @elliex7554 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    As a German, I feel flattered

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!

    • @guardianofthehill
      @guardianofthehill ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I too will gladly take the compliment of "You sound mean, but you're actually really nice". Still don't think we Germans sound rude though.
      (Also, who's up for a slight bit of trolling to the unlucky monolingual Americans by only writing in perfectly constructed, grammatically superb English in this comment thread, despite the fact it isn't our native language?)

    • @DonnaBarrHerself
      @DonnaBarrHerself ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@guardianofthehill I have a BA in German, which gives me perfect English.

    • @prisle
      @prisle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DonnaBarrHerself sneaky!

    • @shantanuhalder4008
      @shantanuhalder4008 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guten morgen.Please say something aggressively nice.😃

  • @deepaloha6152
    @deepaloha6152 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    I had a German Shepherd, and she was simply the love of my life. extremely intelligent, sentimental and loyal, rip my baby ☹️

    • @AnsonHokett-b9m
      @AnsonHokett-b9m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dam rip

    • @JuniorRamlakan-lc9xk
      @JuniorRamlakan-lc9xk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      womp womp

    • @Invinzity
      @Invinzity 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JuniorRamlakan-lc9xkyea you’re going to hell

    • @Wi_l_a_Wh_g_ist_ne
      @Wi_l_a_Wh_g_ist_ne 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same here, just remember that she'll always be there living on in your heart as long as you cherish those moments you spent together

    • @Invinzity
      @Invinzity 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@JuniorRamlakan-lc9xk never say that again

  • @1cosmoqueendiva
    @1cosmoqueendiva หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have a German shepherd and it’s exactly how they explained it

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
    @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart ปีที่แล้ว +551

    So happy you finally got around to the greatest dog on earth

    • @California_Spotter
      @California_Spotter ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup!

    • @Barn_Editzzz
      @Barn_Editzzz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frrr

    • @zacharyjfarris
      @zacharyjfarris ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No golden retrievers are the best

    • @Barn_Editzzz
      @Barn_Editzzz ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zacharyjfarris then you’re basic 👍🏼

    • @sana3843
      @sana3843 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the greatest, he’s not talking about Doberman)

  • @paulamusik2509
    @paulamusik2509 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I'm German and my grand uncle was a police dog trainer. When I grew up he was already retired but he had a giant German shepherd which was just as well trained as a real police dog. He was giant and fluffy and the bestest boy and I loved him a lot. RIP Arko ❤️

    • @janpommes3076
      @janpommes3076 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deutschland 🇩🇪 (sehr coole Story )

    • @yoda3point04
      @yoda3point04 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@janpommes3076 I thought cool in German was cool...?

    • @mrdylanpickle1866
      @mrdylanpickle1866 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Das Sheppard, Das Auto

    • @paulamusik2509
      @paulamusik2509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yoda3point04 It is but Jan conjugated it. Which is normal to do. German is complicated 😂

    • @yoda3point04
      @yoda3point04 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paulamusik2509 Duolingo didn't tell me that 😶😂 thanks

  • @ToomerInnit
    @ToomerInnit ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    "in the name of the ryan, the renolds, and the holy Deadpool"
    ✨ Beautiful words ✨

  • @CathyMcFarlane-us6xc
    @CathyMcFarlane-us6xc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The part when the angel crosses off a name for the dog that said:"good boy 3000"it got me laughing hard

  • @stevenmorris5415
    @stevenmorris5415 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    My service dog that watches out for my heart and PTSD issues is a German Shepherd. His name is Strider. He’s definitely a Good Boy 3000.

    • @brooke_reiverrose2949
      @brooke_reiverrose2949 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Perfect name

    • @saigetucker6054
      @saigetucker6054 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      give the good pupper some love. Service animals are so precious(its so hard to resist asking to pet them,because I know they're working.)

    • @marysander36
      @marysander36 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course he's a good boy! No other kind of shepard!!

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k ปีที่แล้ว

      PTSD is shell shock and not real mental issue

    • @saigetucker6054
      @saigetucker6054 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notoriousbig3k what? That's incorrect because it does indeed effect your mental psyche.
      PTSD doesn't just happen from war(which is where Shell shock comes from originally) its a reaction to violent trauma. Which could be war,or even something severe happening in your childhood(like being a victim of a mass killing and being one of few survivors.)
      It can,in fact,be a mental issue.

  • @captain_chocolate
    @captain_chocolate 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    Not all dogs are good boys, some are good girls.
    -a very wise man.

    • @blaze-9795
      @blaze-9795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So thats just being s3x1$t

  • @window5724
    @window5724 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    My auntie used to have a German Shepard. It died trying to protect her from another dog. It was an amazing dog. So chill, so kind.
    Edit: I called the dog an ‘it’ cuz I cant remember the gender 😭

    • @ash-mina-ashido-version
      @ash-mina-ashido-version ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That was one good boy 😢

    • @window5724
      @window5724 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes he was

    • @galacticpotato833
      @galacticpotato833 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The goodest of boys

    • @seek9903
      @seek9903 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best boy/girl. so nice. fly high lil dude

    • @milenap6543
      @milenap6543 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My grandma had one to but he sadly pased away this year 😢

  • @obesesealruh
    @obesesealruh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I miss my German shepherd so much

  • @dragonfly4441
    @dragonfly4441 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Angel's Board
    "Name Ideas:
    Mr Bite
    Rammstein Shepherd
    Good Boy 3000"

    • @samanthashrull6603
      @samanthashrull6603 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You have shaved precious seconds of of my day

    • @hrtz4odetari
      @hrtz4odetari ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@samanthashrull6603 "Shaved" BAHAHAHAHA

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@hrtz4odetari What's so funny about shaving?

    • @mindblowew6564
      @mindblowew6564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@blacktemplar1139 shhhhhh he's 6

    • @nonhey3267
      @nonhey3267 ปีที่แล้ว

      eee

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I always get a little emotional behind my cold and grumpy German exterior when someone says something nice about us. Guess I need to cuddle a fluffy Rammstein Shepherd to spread the love.

  • @TarisSinclair
    @TarisSinclair ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool. Definitely checks out, I pray to them every day as well. Loved it!

    • @Mozambu
      @Mozambu ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same here bro 😂😂

    • @aliciabustos5263
      @aliciabustos5263 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do not believe in god or anyone because because i'm and atheist

    • @harshitchoudhary6601
      @harshitchoudhary6601 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@aliciabustos5263 bro, the fu@k is up with yo english?

    • @TarisSinclair
      @TarisSinclair ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@aliciabustos5263 I doubt your statement, because an atheist would know what "being an atheist" means. An atheist would know that it doesn't mean "not believing in anyone". An atheist would understand the joke of "God" praying to Ryan Reynolds...

    • @RJHiggins-ro2sy
      @RJHiggins-ro2sy ปีที่แล้ว +30

      All followers of the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool gather today

  • @codybeckus2652
    @codybeckus2652 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've had two German Shepards, I love them so much.

  • @NobodyOrdinary
    @NobodyOrdinary ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Every day there’s a new dog created by God and Angel is a Great Day!!

    • @vpombovp
      @vpombovp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean a Great Dane 😂🤣😂🤣
      ~sorry ~

    • @NobodyOrdinary
      @NobodyOrdinary ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vpombovp Great Danes are awesome too! 😆😍

    • @vpombovp
      @vpombovp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NobodyOrdinary you got that right!

    • @vpombovp
      @vpombovp ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NobodyOrdinary You’re right! I love all dogs. I’m glad to find another dog lover

  • @clarewhite3004
    @clarewhite3004 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I used to babysit a 3-year-old who had a German Shepherd. Whenever we left the house, that dog would walk so close to the child that they were touching, but never actually bumped into him. He barely twitched an ear when I arrived in the mornings though - I only had to be introduced once. He always looked relaxed, but if the wrong person had ever tried to get near that kid, I'm not sure they would have survived the attempt. He knew who was allowed around his little boy and who wasn't. He was beautifully trained too. Great recall off-lead. A very good boy.

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My neighbors that were like my family had an old German shepherd dog, he wasn't trained but he was very protective of me. We always walked in front of the pack very proud

    • @ranveersingh-wz3ud
      @ranveersingh-wz3ud ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A good good boy

    • @alanicupcake6369
      @alanicupcake6369 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT MOCK MY GOD YOUVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ItsViolaRose
      @ItsViolaRose ปีที่แล้ว

      My friend had a German Shepherd. It ran screaming down the stairs when she let literally anyone through the door, it was embarrassingly racist, and it humped the legs of random strangers. So, we’re the same 😅

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "and when he's five months old, for precisely one month, he will have one ear stuck straight up and one floppy, but he will still look at you with a serious face like he isn't the silliest boy you've ever seen"

  • @LoreleiHuntsman
    @LoreleiHuntsman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When it said Rammstein Shephard, I was like, "I'm not alone!"

  • @wolfiespratt4235
    @wolfiespratt4235 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    Oh just wait until he sees the puppy version because I swear they look absolutely adorable

    • @Kittynap-fan
      @Kittynap-fan ปีที่แล้ว +39

      YES my grandpa has a female German Shepard and she had puppy's a couple years ago I was about to die of cuteness they would chase us around on our scooters

    • @BlueBerryFoxy
      @BlueBerryFoxy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can only imagine how cute they are

    • @partyponyz1239
      @partyponyz1239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Kittynap-fanand trip on their own oversized paws?

    • @clarasundqvist6013
      @clarasundqvist6013 ปีที่แล้ว

      My university included a police academy and some police students were also training police dogs. One of our neighbours had a puppy that was basically all legs and ears and once we spotted them returning home after a walk and the pupper just decided that ”I’m not walking anymore”, which ended with a very disgruntled dog dad having to carry the pupper the rest of the way home 😂

    • @nhugh23
      @nhugh23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ears. I love the unable to be controlled straight ears.

  • @caiakolmel8755
    @caiakolmel8755 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    "Mr. Bite" and "Good Boy 3000" are great names of this wonderful breed! 😍🥰🐶💚💚

    • @kunal_gaming3732
      @kunal_gaming3732 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about female dogs

    • @caiakolmel8755
      @caiakolmel8755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kunal_gaming3732 okay, so: "God Boy/Girl 3000" ;) Thank you for your important comment! :)

    • @kunal_gaming3732
      @kunal_gaming3732 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caiakolmel8755 yeaaa let's goo

    • @Theittybittykittycommittee
      @Theittybittykittycommittee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or senõr chompers

    • @alvaroherrmo
      @alvaroherrmo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're sleeping on Rammstein Shepherd, best name of the 3

  • @lavenderpotato5734
    @lavenderpotato5734 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    I had an all black German Shepard. He was so sweet and he was basically just a big goof. I’ll miss him
    Edit: Looking through the replies, I hope all our animals get to meet each other and play together in Heaven.

    • @selin_theinsann
      @selin_theinsann ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I also have a German shepherd! When he was little he was really dark too but as he got older he became a lot more orange and white-ish 😀

    • @ONEPRIDELION
      @ONEPRIDELION ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here. His name is Thor and he just turned 3. I love him so much he’s my best friend.

    • @EXtrmis
      @EXtrmis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What happened You ate it ?

    • @ifwskibiditoilet
      @ifwskibiditoilet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not really about u

    • @ONEPRIDELION
      @ONEPRIDELION ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ifwskibiditoilet no one asked you

  • @yvettebennett6170
    @yvettebennett6170 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wanted to hear how you did with the hiking. I was on the edge of my seat listening to this story. My heart sank. I wanted to cry for you.
    I hope you crushed that moubtain in your new boots. 🤚

  • @1Star_x
    @1Star_x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    I had a German Shepard, she was white and such a loyal dog. Is you can hear this, I ❤ you. I shed tears when I think about you. Have fun with your new owner.
    “ The grief never disappears, but it can get better. It’s like a scar. You cut yourself, fresh and bleeding. Over time, it gradually becomes a scar, not completely gone, but a little reminder of that memory.”

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      sorry for your loss :( if you read my comment, and would like to share some fun memories you have of snowy I'd love to read them

    • @1Star_x
      @1Star_x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks so much! That means a lot. She wasn’t doing so well. She couldn’t walk. So we did the right thing.
      She had a red eye, and it kind like, rolled up, in a way, so it was like putting in a contact that was all red. She had a white spot on her nose, and the day she got put down, I texted my friend to tell her and all she said was “ Ok. So anyway as I was saying *Yap yap yap yappy yap yap”*
      And I also learned that she was toxic. Worst day of my life, and forever will be…

    • @fortress4trix
      @fortress4trix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ill say it right now, i bet someone will say womp womp.

    • @flaringblazePM
      @flaringblazePM 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      someone's gonna be very mean and it's gonna cause an argument so I'm just leaving a comment to see the argument

    • @axeljohnlangoyan535
      @axeljohnlangoyan535 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So far so goo- I better not jinx it

  • @clairew10
    @clairew10 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    As someone who owns a German Shepherd, I can say this is accurate.

    • @the_knight5903
      @the_knight5903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      let the german go please, he wants to be with his sheep :(

    • @DarkDomain0001
      @DarkDomain0001 ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
      🗿🗿

  • @OwenSkyHawk
    @OwenSkyHawk ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I used to have a German shepherd named Jake, sadly we had to put him down due to age, but from what I can remember, this is true, we barely even trained him and he was loyal, strong, smart, and affectionate. He would sit in my dad's lap (he was NOT a lap dog), taught himself to turn door knobs, and would stay by me and my sister when we were little. He was the best dog ever, R.I.P. buddy, I miss you.

  • @SlivanKhaleel
    @SlivanKhaleel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Wait who are you praying to?”gets me every time😂😂😂😂

  • @Miss.xx.clairee
    @Miss.xx.clairee ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I have a German Shepherd myself, her name is Zoey. She's the sweetest and most protective dog on the planet.

    • @jansentidmore7614
      @jansentidmore7614 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good boy 3000

    • @davidscherer281
      @davidscherer281 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a German shepherd named Zoey as well, I think we had the same dog. She made it 15 years.

    • @lemonator8813
      @lemonator8813 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jansentidmore7614 *Good Girl 3000

    • @Miss.xx.clairee
      @Miss.xx.clairee ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidscherer281 most likely not, My dog is only 4:)

    • @dagneytaggart7707
      @dagneytaggart7707 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The radar ears is so true. My Etta will alert to things I don't hear. If she is at the side fence annoying the neighbor dog, I can call her from inside the closed house and she hears me. The doggie door gets a workout.

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr ปีที่แล้ว +165

    God's reaction to Das Shepherd was exactly my sister in law's reaction to seeing her late German shepherd, when she was still a puppy. It was love at first sight.
    My sister in law still tear's up when seeing pictures of her beloved Keera.
    And honestly so do I ❤️.

  • @Alicia-Faye
    @Alicia-Faye ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "Wait- who are you praying to."
    GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂

    • @2LucasKane3
      @2LucasKane3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @JacksonStainesThomasonKnightSad to see a grown person wasting their time writing these kinds of comments. Buy hey, if you dont have a life, you have a lot of time to waste. 🤦‍♂️

    • @Alicia-Faye
      @Alicia-Faye ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JacksonStainesThomasonKnight I'm not grown 😂 maybe if I was 21 and in the year 1976 🤦‍♀️

    • @victorelazarzakzak
      @victorelazarzakzak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool

    • @Low-Tier-Spaghetto
      @Low-Tier-Spaghetto ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "In the name of Ryan reynolds and the holy deadpool"😂

    • @Low-Tier-Spaghetto
      @Low-Tier-Spaghetto ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@JacksonStainesThomasonKnight they didn't say anything wrong dude

  • @Cookie-he3yr
    @Cookie-he3yr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a person with a German shepherd, I can confirm he is very loyal

  • @plzdntjdg8423
    @plzdntjdg8423 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I love my German shepherd she's a sweetheart honestly

  • @Tigerheart01
    @Tigerheart01 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I will be calling them "Good Boy 3000" from now on.

  • @brie9960
    @brie9960 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    “What group of people sound really aggressive but are actually nice?” “Germans?” 😂😂 it’s very true. I dated a guy from Germany in college and he always sounded so aggressive when talking to his parents and then immediately after he hung up, it was back to normal (my normal anyway). He was easily the sweetest man I’ve ever known and still talk to him to this day ❤

    • @inarikuu7299
      @inarikuu7299 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣🤣🤣 Oh Lawd...I live with this dude in college...He had the same story. I'm not German, I'm Cuban

    • @bewtnewt
      @bewtnewt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@inarikuu7299 who asked

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still talk to him... did you two not go on with the relationship?

    • @queendread4427
      @queendread4427 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@卐 Sangsangaplaz 卍 this is my new response

    • @brie9960
      @brie9960 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Anino_Makata nope, it didn’t work out in that way, we were better off as friends and still are.

  • @Colin-f1h
    @Colin-f1h หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a german shepherd owner i do agree he is the good boy 3000

  • @anotherrandompersononyoutu2321
    @anotherrandompersononyoutu2321 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “DAS SHEPHERD.” - god

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂👍

    • @Eimermann4613
      @Eimermann4613 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Das scheppert

    • @nanana1867
      @nanana1867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its Der Shepherd Not das ore die Shepherd 😂

  • @ShivaniIyer321
    @ShivaniIyer321 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1627

    “In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool…” 😂😂😂

    • @milenabaram3978
      @milenabaram3978 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      that checks out! hehehe

    • @Mirageedits215
      @Mirageedits215 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      “That checks out”😒

    • @zaYne0908
      @zaYne0908 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      How?

    • @tippywhiskers5878
      @tippywhiskers5878 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I don't know if this is just a Canadian thing, but if it is it's true. At least for me.

    • @GuardIAN4546B
      @GuardIAN4546B 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He is gods perfect man

  • @JustYourLocalPookie
    @JustYourLocalPookie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +910

    “In the name of the Ryan, the Reynolds, and the Holy Deadpool” caught me off guard 💀

    • @FelicAnderson
      @FelicAnderson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Didn't know Deadpool is holy

    • @paulcool7367
      @paulcool7367 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@FelicAnderson He's not...he's really not.

    • @SuddenConfusion
      @SuddenConfusion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      ​@@paulcool7367 he is LITERALLY marvel jesus

    • @TheBloodMoonsKnight
      @TheBloodMoonsKnight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Honestly it didn’t even surprise me when he said that

    • @Theofficalbillchiper
      @Theofficalbillchiper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@SuddenConfusionfacts

  • @itsemilyayoo
    @itsemilyayoo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When i was a child, my grandpa hated dogs, but he would visit his brother twice a week if he was home or not. After a few months he noticed a german shepherd puppy always outside, one week during a thunderstorm with no shelter he stole the dog, his name was Barkley and he was atubborn as hell but my grandpa gave him eggs every morning and steak bones twice a week cause he had a guy, he unfortunately choked on a t-bone and died but i loved that pup (he was 10 when he passed so he lived a really good life)

  • @42LakeCityQuietPills
    @42LakeCityQuietPills ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I just got an 8 week old German shepherd. He’s so clumsy and such a pain, but I love him so much. I know he’s gonna grow up to be the best boy❤

    • @kalisto69jade
      @kalisto69jade ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay, yours is at the 2000.5 , just give him a year and you'll have the Good Boy 5000❤😊 . Give him a good belly rub from some strange woman on YT❤😂😊

    • @Blank-ish
      @Blank-ish ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So my German Shepard husky mix is like 4 years old and he still pees on my floor when he gets excited😅

    • @anotoky
      @anotoky ปีที่แล้ว

      That cute

    • @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485
      @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485 ปีที่แล้ว

      As long as he's in a training program, you'll have a top notch dog. With breeds like these, training isn't an option. Also, do yourself a favor and get all the stuff for pet hair you can while he's young. Or else you'll be drowning in dog hair when he gets bigger.

    • @jynx3823
      @jynx3823 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine is 10 months and he got big so fast, he is about 95lbs now. He is the sweetest and still does that clumsy ear puppy head tilt and it melts my heart ❤️

  • @herobrine1obd
    @herobrine1obd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1171

    "The Ryan, The Reynolds, and the holy Deadpool"
    "That checks out"

    • @dieunettelsine2373
      @dieunettelsine2373 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      As I Christian I am kinda offended

    • @herobrine1obd
      @herobrine1obd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @dieunettelsine2373 sucks for you then. This is awesome

    • @dieunettelsine2373
      @dieunettelsine2373 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@herobrine1obd aye bro don't take this serious its just a joke 💀
      It's for replies

    • @jakebella5683
      @jakebella5683 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dieunettelsine2373geeeshhh!! No sense of humor I see oh holy roller.

    • @dieunettelsine2373
      @dieunettelsine2373 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jakebella5683 oh Lord can t you see im joking

  • @karriburkhart4367
    @karriburkhart4367 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "In the name Ryan, Reynolds and the Holy Deadpool" I love that!! 💞. Too bad Good Boy 3000 wasn't able to get in the mix of names 😔

    • @julianmcmillan2867
      @julianmcmillan2867 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly sounds like something Deadpool would name a dog.

  • @dizzy1800
    @dizzy1800 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's why they are my favorite dogs

  • @Forest-Lover123
    @Forest-Lover123 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    As a German, I can confirm that we seem a little aggressive but we are actually nice once you get to know us 😂

    • @blacsodier5874
      @blacsodier5874 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I got attacked by the same German shepherd three times on separate occasions, and I got really sick after he attacked me. Now I’m terrified of that dog

    • @Korokgod
      @Korokgod ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blacsodier5874don’t worry I’m going to get a Animatronic to scare it👍

    • @JELLYCAT0817
      @JELLYCAT0817 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except for a certain German..
      hallo!

    • @windjager2177
      @windjager2177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@JELLYCAT0817 idk if ur talking about the AUSTRIAN hitler but eh

    • @JELLYCAT0817
      @JELLYCAT0817 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@windjager2177 well he was Austrian but moved to Germany and claimed he was German bc he wanted to go against his father who was pro austrian

  • @llareia
    @llareia ปีที่แล้ว +325

    The "duality of dog" joke is really underrated. 😂

  • @peachyypaige256
    @peachyypaige256 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    My first dog was a German shepherd, absolutely hated other dogs, and basically all other animals, but was the most sweetest thing. RIP Samson may you rest well up in doggie heaven.

    • @LAR2110
      @LAR2110 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine hates other dogs but loves people and adores little kids

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine, too. We called him Wolf and he was a big softie.

    • @guyfam2
      @guyfam2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I named a puppy Samson from a litter of German Shepard’s my girl had.

    • @C_H_E_E_S_E-
      @C_H_E_E_S_E- ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LAR2110wow mine too, my dog is usually fine with dogs that match his energy.

    • @valerieserna4664
      @valerieserna4664 ปีที่แล้ว

      May ur dog rest in peace
      Fly high Samson
      🐾💕💞

  • @KingstonCarter-t4m
    @KingstonCarter-t4m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love German Shepherd are my favorite type of dog

  • @Brownieeethe1
    @Brownieeethe1 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    In the name of the Ryan the Reynolds and the holy Deadpool got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @LavZy04
      @LavZy04 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@louisemoore6210 Ryan Reynolds

    • @Magic_irons7
      @Magic_irons7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@louisemoore6210 Deadpool and the person that plays him and the owner of mint mobile

    • @FireWolf-2009
      @FireWolf-2009 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

    • @Unpulsed-7079
      @Unpulsed-7079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Does that make green lantern satin

    • @Gangstafarms
      @Gangstafarms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Unpulsed-7079 yes

  • @melissaolson6108
    @melissaolson6108 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Please do rescue dogs: "I'm just happy to be here." That was such a good ep.

    • @BelleTolles
      @BelleTolles ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But would be difficult to create, since each is different 💓

    • @adriennelee26
      @adriennelee26 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BelleTolles I'm sure he could come up with something.

  • @icarusbinns3156
    @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Said hi to my neighbor’s German Shepard and husky… “Hi guys!”
    …being tackled by twin fluffy love-logs was the best thing to happen that day

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Their conversation.
      "Tovarish ve can eat it, nyet?"
      "Nein, Nein, Nicht Essen! Taste? JA!

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@earlwyss520 the hilarious part is the Shepard was bred in Germany!

    • @FabeTune
      @FabeTune ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😊9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999😊😊😊

    • @Zesty_Emoji
      @Zesty_Emoji ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paw Patrol

  • @Furysbooks
    @Furysbooks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a German Shepherd lover, i love this too much