LOVE IT!! + that OMINOUS MUSIC to go with it, impending DANGER>>>> had dobermans show quality 45 yrs!! VERY VERY effective guard dogs, theres nothing quite like the famous doberman GROWWWLLLL.....
@@pauljohnson-ih1xe. and yet, with their humans, they are goofy lapdogs. Every single one I've ever met had to inspect me, and be told I was a friend, then a switch would flick on in their brains, turning them into big babies, saying, "Love me, love me, love me!", and trying to crawl up in my lap. I love them! But, yeah, their bark will definitely make you pause and reconsider your life choices!😂😂😂
@@alexandra6557 I trained my Husky, when he was young, to not jump on people. It took one man in the hardware store, slapping his chest as an invitation to jump up, to ruin all that training! Now my boy assumes a simple look means it's hug time!😂😂😂
I subbed on my friend's paper route decades ago. There was a St. Bernard that would go nuts every morning. It would stand on its hind legs and look over the fence, booming(can't call it barking) at me. Then, when the garage blocked its view, it would appear at the living room window. I can't imagine what it did when the guy that had that side of the street came by.
As a Doberman owner for the last 35 years I agree with the description. Dobermans are so impressive, they only have to look at someone to impose fear and terror. I stopped counting the number of times I saw someone changing street's side when I was walking my Doberman even if we were several hundred feet apart. But for their family the Doberman is a big baby.
We had one that used to come to the kennel I worked at named Bear. If he was quiet he looked impressive, but his nickname among the staff was Howly Bearie, because *how dare* anyone walk by and not love on him.
We had a Boxer who’d not even lookup when our mail was delivered. But if it was a food delivery he’d be glued up against the door with his tail wagging faster than a food mixer! ❤
Tail?...lol, about the ONLY thing my Boxers bark at is the guy in the big brown truck, one wants to be his best friend and the other sounds like he wants to eat him...
I loved my Boxer. What a good dog. My dad was dying of cancer and could not lift his hands so my dog would nuzzle under his hand just so my dad could pet her. What a good dog.
Our boxer hummed at ambulances. Took us quite a while to figure out that was what was going on. All of the boxers we had were escape artists. Opening doors with doorknobs and such. One of them even managed to get out of a locked bench and we still do not know how she managed that. Very smart, in very specific ways.
I love how you were able to capture a side the Poodle that's beyond simply the "how's my hair?" super pampered aspect of them that's usually all you see when you see Poodle portrayals. You really know dog breeds insanely well!
My sister had a Malinois, and without ever being trained as a guard dog, she was so good at being a guard dog just naturally that she noticed (when no one else did) that someone broke into the neighbors house, so she jumped the fence and went to chase the burglar away. She didn't even KNOW the neighbors but knew when something was wrong.
Years ago we had a 125lb long hair German Shepherd, Max. Max and our regular UPS delivery man loved each other…the UPS guy started bringing hi treats…Max would jump in, get his treat and pets. One day the truck pulled up and I heard “Ma’m, ma’m help me”and discovered we had had a new delivery guy. He was grey with fear, poor man. Max was very confused and looked like his feelings were hurt.
My dog easily has 40lbs on any chihuahua yet I’ve witnessed her pissing herself in fear for this exact reason. There’s this apartment we pass on walks where a chihuahua will attack the window from the slightest noise outside thinking they’re “defending” their “property” (literally growling and trying to bite the window over us walking on a public lawn near them). I’m trying to get my dog to ignore the crazies but alas she’s only a puppy
Yep, my chihuahua has instilled the fear of God into several pit bulls, It is sad to see such a big sweet dog turn tail and run with its tail between its legs and whimpering all the way down the street. All my little shit had to do was throw a bat-shit crazy fit of barking/screaming at him.
My upstairs neighbors had a Chihuahua….. I was afraid to get on the elevator with it…We called it a “Pirhuahua” because it acted like it was like half piranha 🐟
My chihuahua polices my cat and goes in for the kill whenever he does something he's not supposed to, other than that she is the nicest dog ever, she doesn't even bark when ppl come over, even if it's a total stranger. She just gets super happy and wags her tail so much that she kinda just wiggles her entire body, 😅🥰
My GSD was definitely a stealthy guy! He caught my daughter coming in after curfew and didn't say a word as she sneaked in the front door. Then she heard the low growl and saw the teeth. She whispered "Oh Buck it's just me!" Well, his wagging tail banging against the wall was what woke me up. Busted and grounded!
Dad, is that you? Same thing happened to me when I was a teen and thought I could sneak in! I was oh so wrong, and that low growl sent chills through my veins. I learned from that one.😂
Man! I wish I had a GSD when my daughter was a teenager! Instead, we had a female cream Chow and she rarely if ever barked--and she adored my daughter. LOL
@@CatharinaShields My kids grew up with GSDs. I had 5 GSDs over the years, and they were all wonderful. The kids are now grown and have their own families. I raised them basically by myself, with the help of the dogs! Now, I'm retired and live alone, with my Rottie mix, Miss Ingrid Bergman.
Well, not all gsd’s. Mine would demand cuddles and belly rubs as the price of entering the yard. This is how she protects our acreage. Killing them with love.
The Chihuahua gets me every time. You pull off the "Crazed and Violent Violent" look they have so well, and the added sheild and massive great hammer makes it all the better!
Rottweilers are _KNOWN_ for their strange behavior of letting people IN but not letting them leave. That's when they show you their teeth and you hear their deep baritone growls. Trust me. It's happened to me multiple times.
@@dogscratchedoor I am so sorry! That wasn't my intention. Many Rotties are actually very sweet. I just happened to not have met one. Maybe it's just me? But they don't bite unless I challenge them (by trying to leave). The moment I moved, teeth are bared and that low rumbling (from somewhere in their chest) continues until their human parent comes and gets them.
Rottweilers can be absolutely adorable. I met one on my route that was being walked by a small, middle-aged woman. Very sweet and gentle. :) I also delivered mail to a place with a Rottie. At first, the owners kept her tethered, so she'd just bark like mad, but then after telling me she was alright, I asked if she could get my scent. After that, she was just in the garden, and whenever I entered it, she'd come over to 'check my passport' as I liked to call it. Then she left as if to say: "Okay, you're cleared." I can understand being scared of Rotties and large dog breeds, but it's more important to check behaviour than breed, even if some breeds are statistically more dangerous than others.
I just wanted to say that I LOVE the way you portray Rottie’s in your videos. People seem to think that they are scary and aggressive when actually they’re lazy and scared of a lot of stuff. Mine is scared of feathers ffs. And won’t get out of bed until her cat friend gets up which could be after 10am sometimes. Lazy af. Oh, and she has no concept or personal space. I could be going to the loo and she there. She comes on the school run too. She’s also a therapy dog and I take her to hospitals and schools. Total love bugs. Thank you for making these awesome videos xx
You missed the Shiba. Our Postie lives in fear of him; the psychotic Shiba scream and fence chewing is terrifying to witness. If he manages to get hold of the post it’s RIP mail.
So Mom's GSD and my Shiba were silently menacing as a salesman tried to talk his way past the front porch. The salesman didn't even look at the dogs because they were sitting silently, GSD at Mom's knee and Shiba with me and he knew nothing of canine body language. Both dogs were intensely alert and aware that we didn't welcome the salesman. They watched him fiercely, looked to me and Mom hoping we would signal them to defend us, and glanced at each other to confirm the battle plan. The Shiba was telling the GSD "If our humans say yes, you go high and I'll get his ankles. " The GSD's eyes answered, "Dude, I've got this. But if you want to tag along, go for the Achilles tendon." They were so dramatic, Mom and I collapsed in giggles when the fool left and our furbabies returned to Defcon 1. He never had a clue. I miss those dogs. Both were black and tan, so together they had a Laurel and Hardy look. 🖖✌
@@kitlee172 I got my Shiba almost accidentally. He needed to be rehomed and I fell in love without knowing a thing about the breed. I grew up training dogs and horses, but suddenly had to up my game a lot. I had never had to work so hard at convincing a dog I was pack leader. He was a darling, unusually cuddly for a Shiba. Liked sleeping in my arms and having his ears fondled, which is abnormal for Shibas. Runaway bandit if he got loose, which is a breed standard.🖖✌
My Shiba never chewed on the fence, but he did attempt to dig UNDER the fence at one point. It wasn't mail-related, though; he REALLY wanted to go look in the storm drain (it smelled weird) and we wouldn't let him. He got stuck under the fence and my mom had to help him get out. He had actually been secretly working on a tunnel under the fence for several days, it turned out; it was just all the way in the back corner of the backyard so no one could see it. Presumably because his two PREVIOUS attempts to dig under the fence failed because we kept filling in the partially-made tunnels with big rocks. We never did figure out what was in the storm drain that made it smell weird, by the way.
I will never forget Daifuku, the Shiba inu of my foster family in Japan. If it was up to him he would never let in or out of the house, I had two phrases I used each time I left the house "I'm off" and "Fuck off Daifuku".
Ours has been a Labrador household for over 30 years and several of them were just this happy-go-lucky. In the midst of the Lab pack, however, we had one Chihuahua for 16 years. Your portrayal was spot on! She was the only dog that ever had to be "sequestered " in another room when we had visitors.
The Beagle is so very true! Our Stuart the Beagle is very friendly, nosy, and as my mom says, "isn't a very brave little dog!" 😂 I do love him so and he is good company!
Your neighbors must think you are crazy when you film these cameos! I just love them and your opinions are bang on. I am still waiting for Westies and Scotties! Keep the laughs coming!
Having a chihuahua has taught me that they are wicked smart and they know exactly how small they are, they just want to let everyone know they're not a prey animal. Way too brave for their own good.
I can reLATE. My Chihuahua, Kaneeltje, is usually very sweet unless she doesn't want to be bothered by persons other than me (which is 99.9% of the time) and she once challenged our 110 lb Old English Bulldogge who is dog-and human-aggressive (but my husband ADORES her although everyone _else_ is terrified of her) and seems to be able to hold a grudge for 7 years! She's still after my little Kaneeltje, who now knows to steer clear of her.
My chi barking at a big dog. Big dog comes close to say hi. My chi not moving a muscle: 😶 Big dogs walks away. My chi starts barking at the big dog again. Me: 🤦
I saw a piece on the news about how various dogs react to protect their owners (or not). A lady was sitting on the couch with her chihuahuas when an "intruder" came in the door. They both jumped off her lap but 1 came at the guy from the side & the other one from the back. RIP intruder. Course they didn't test a GSD, Malinois or Doberman, the guy probably wouldn't have survived.🤣🤣🤣
I've never had close experience with chihuahuas to comment on their intelligence. I've found them to be the most aggressive dogs toward be when out running, though. Partly from their own nature (VERY aggressive - until I turned around and they were all "I didn't mean it!". Back to running "Oh yeah you BETTER run!") and partly because I took them far less seriously than I did a loose Rottweiler or other large dog.
@@TinyLittleRabbit Mine doesn't talk unless he's telling me off. He doesn't howl unless he's going to barf or it's after midnight and winter is coming. He barks randomly when he's excited, like when we get home from doggie daycare. I cannot do anything to make him talk or howl. If I try, he'll tell everyone I'm a lunatic. He's the singing frog.
I'd love to see some attention shown on Great Pyrenees and Cavaliers. My Cavalier passed earlier this year after a very long life for the breed, and the Great Pyrenees pup we adopted from the shelter is a character for sure (he has learned to open soda cans and chugs them and he pulls me out of bed to investigate if someone parks across the street in the middle of the night).
My dachshund (major Napoleon complex) escaped when my husband was going out the front door and ran to attack two Rottweilers (wearing muzzles) who were being walked past our house. The dogs just stood there like they couldn't believe the audacity! My little dude HATED big dogs and chihuahuas! (he actually tried to bite a horse once!). Edit: He, however, was scared of our little grey tabby cat... She was born feral and knew how to take care of herself.
@@Nikki-tx6khso true. I have a Pugzu and a Rottweiler. My rottie frequently knocks my Pugzu flying when playing cause she doesn’t realise how big she is and he just comes barrelling back at her cause he thinks he’s a T-Rex 😂😂.
My favorite is always your depiction of the Chihuahua. I've had/have 2 pure and one mixed. They are the gentlest little things until a stranger dares to enter their space. Then they become rabid terrors of all your nightmares.
I promise this is a compliment: you sure can make yourself look crazy lol! Like when you're doing the chihuahua he looks psycho! You have a very expressive face and act really well!😂
The Yorkie ponytail 😂🤣 The chihuahua impression was hilarious, especially the crazy face! True story: I have a German Shepherd and I used to live across the street from these people who had a chihuahua that liked to sit outside on the front porch & talk shit to my dog every time he saw her. Well one day the chihuahua got loose & literally came charging all gnarly faced at my dog (who was btw just standing there staring like wtf) but as soon as the chihuahua got in my driveway and was approaching my dog, it started yelping & immediately ran away. 😂😂 I guess, once the chihuahua got close to my German Shepherd & saw her size, realized he made a terrible mistake, panicked and took off back home. 🤣😂🤣😂 He of course continued to talk shit, but only from the safety of his front porch after that. Lol.
When I was a kid my aunt had an old Chihuahua who only liked to sit on the couch and relax, and I never met another one so until the internet came around I thought they were all super chill!
My chihuahua is the exact opposite of that, she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body, she rarely ever barks and I don't think I've ever heard her growl before. She's just pure sweet.
I was attacked and bitten by a poodle when I was little. I was just standing next to my mom at the coffee table in the garden, then *BAM* there's a dog chewing on my belly.
Same! I have a pit mix now, and she has NOTHING on poodles. They were sneaky lil ninjas when it came to biting strangers…pretending to be asleep one minute, hanging off your ankle the next lol
I was raised with a poodle. She was awesome towards kids but if someone she didn't know came around she'd go guard mode. Even then all my mom had to do to turn her from guard dog to friendly sweetheart was say "it's ok girl". Everywhere that dog went she got comments on how well behaved she was. The groomers adored her. She was the best dog I've ever met. On the other hand a mini poodle tried to attack my current dog completely unprovoked. I picked my dog up and the poodle kept jumping up trying to bite my dog. I had to kick at it to get it to go away.
When I was little my grandma had a poodle with the same name as my nickname. I hated that. The dog hated me right back, and we took turns trying to end each other.
Came home from a quick trip to town years ago and found our 5 pound chihuahua successfully guarding our yard from a crew of workers who wanted to install our new windows😂 and she hadn't even bothered to wake our boxer lab mastiff cross for back up😊
So true. I carried mail down in the States for two summers and one Christmas season. People thought the stories of dogs and mailmen were apocryphal. Ha! There were times when I would put the mail in the slot in the front door and hear it being shredded inside the house. And then there were times when the dogs would say hello. One never knew.
These were lovely. As a former owner of a schnauzer standard that have two friends one with a mini and one with a giant... I can tell you that each of them sizes are quite different in character. The giants are clumsy gentle Giants, the minis are hyperactive bundles of dynamite, and the standard, at least mine, was very quiet and fond of sneak attacks... story time: one time my uncle came home to visit. We couldn't meet at my house until quite late,but he had the keys (long story) so he went to my house left to buy something to eat then came back. And locked the door. The house is pitch black until you switch the light. The moment my uncle locked the door he felt something hurting his right arm. It was my pet. It seems that I had left him inside and he decided until what he perceived as a robber was locked in to attack. Both my uncle and my dog were okay. Afterwards
While the chaos inside the house before the husky came to the door, I half expected it to be a dalmatian. I had one as a kid and he was crazy sweet, but super excitable and completely unaware of his tail which was preternaturally strong. Uncontainably destructive, whole coffee tables full of mugs destroyed in half a second 😂
@@liv11.11 Like a Land Piranha on coke who can jump as high as your HEAD???!! 🤣 I give you lots of credit for loving that dog. You must be a good person.😊
Our rottie was different, he liked people they were good for pats and attention. He figured out he was allowed to have people over but only mum and dad could give them permission to leave, you could get in, he would not let you out without a good bite and shake. If you open the door with keys you could leave because he figured out you already had permission cause you had the keys.
I luv the idea of the Chihuahua (a noble Aztec warrior) is now Celtic or a Norse Berzerker. Hysterical. Border Collies have that really bossy stare in addition to the cat like moves.
As a cat mom who has never had a dog, I have actually noticed Collies to be very cat like so I want one of those. They seem chill & collected and the brown/black ones look like calicos 😍
I ended up with a dog (breed = ultimate mystery mutt) who has a ton of cat like qualities (self possessed, fairly independent, likes attention but on his own terms, seems to be thinking deep thoughts all the time but it’s unclear what is actually going on in there), and he is the absolute best dog I could have ever asked for! I also enjoy spending time with cats who are kind of like dogs: automatically friendly, goofy sense of fun, happy to eat whatever, okay with a bit of wrastling… thank goodness the world contains both cats and dogs ☺️
Our chihuahua always greets the mailman and then wants to go with him 🤣 She does throw a tantrum when other strangers, dogs/cats or even guests are passing by/ring the doorbell, though 😅
Kinda curious if he'll do a Borzoi. I only ever met one on a route, and his reaction was to freeze in fear and just stay rooted to the spot until I was gone. Met him a hundred times, and he never got used to me.
My favorite are Great Danes. The silent horses that teleport in from some unknown hiding spot. With heads larger than the mailbox and eyes that stare unblinking straight into your soul.
As an owner of two GSDs, I can say with utmost certainty that there is no way they would phone out the confrontation to a Malinois. All the fun is in scaring the crap out of the “guest.”
We had one when I was a kid and her initial training was by my sister who worked with drug dogs in the USAF. Very sweet and even tempered dog. The only person she didn't like was my uncle and it was entirely his fault for taunting her and being a general prick. One day he was coming into our house through the attached garage where she happened to be. She went around the car and was sneaking up behind him VERY 'intently' when she was sternly told "NO!". My uncle had no idea she was even there.
@@realityquotient7699 It is very humbling to know that my two GSDs could probably kill me at any given moment. That is why they always get treats right before bed. If they are going to sleep next to me, I want to be on their good side. My brother once jokingly punched me in my arm during a visit, and my male GSD, who knows him very well, still got in between us and growled at him. Ever since, he has never tried doing anything like that again.
My brother's GS-rottie dog was like that. She would "protect" us from school children, other dogs, the wandering neighbourhood cat (which we were happy about), the garbage men, mailmen, delivery drivers, girl guides with cookies (😞), people evangelizing, and a very frightening young robin (it dropped the worm in its mouth on the porch and took off).
😂🤣😂💀 I showed this last part to my Chihuahuas and they, while giggling madly, stormed their armory for guns and a rocket launcher, and are now trying to triangulate where the Chihuahua lives. 🤪
I have a Rottie mix. Had someone tell me once, when our dog ran from him and put herself next to me, that her breed will act like they're running away but that they're really just moving closer to defend their people and be, like, a barrier.
My two beagles wait for the postman, they absolutely love him and expect to be petted (and he brings treats sometimes). They aroo when they see his van!
I’ve met a few cocker spaniels in my neighborhood, and various parts of this description absolutely feel accurate 😁… The socialite aspect feels so real, and at any given time I might be invited to the next soirée or totally off the list 😆!
ROFL at the chihuahua. On a serious note: you're facial control is impressive. You got both iconic faces from Jim Carrey and William Dafoe into one sketch!
My last and current pit bull just stares at them, the second the mailman walks into the yard, they roll over for wanting belly rubs. Boscoe would have and will sell me for a belly rub.
Love the Border Collie, my first BC was Mr. I’ll kick your butt, don’t even try, second was Ms. Mellow, current BC lives to guard and bark at everyone who comes near our house, backyard. She goes nuts, she doesn’t bite, but she’s so crazy about guarding, she sees this as her job.
I'm enjoying that 'mailman' is clearly labelled every time, just in case we weren't sure what breed he was.
Your comment is the most hilarious ever! 😂You are so right 🤣Love and hugs x
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I missed the day we declared mailmen as dog breeds.
@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector 😂🤣
@@SILVIATHEGIRLS What? I'm just say I'd swear I missed that day.
The Doberman one got me. Standing there completely still. Not even at the porch yet and he's just staring like "uh-uh".
LOVE IT!! + that OMINOUS MUSIC to go with it, impending DANGER>>>> had dobermans show quality 45 yrs!! VERY VERY effective guard dogs, theres nothing quite like the famous doberman GROWWWLLLL.....
@@pauljohnson-ih1xe. and yet, with their humans, they are goofy lapdogs. Every single one I've ever met had to inspect me, and be told I was a friend, then a switch would flick on in their brains, turning them into big babies, saying, "Love me, love me, love me!", and trying to crawl up in my lap. I love them!
But, yeah, their bark will definitely make you pause and reconsider your life choices!😂😂😂
As a husky owner, I can confirm that the husky one is very accurate, almost as chaotic as mine!
Seconded 🤧
Same here! If anyone ever breaks into my house, my husky will greet him with a hug with a ball in his mouth so they can play fetch.😂
I read *chaos*, and my immediate thoughts were my huskies.
But sooo handsome and good natured... that all my visitors are happy that a 60 pounds animal is jumping on their shoulders to say HI !!!!
@@alexandra6557 I trained my Husky, when he was young, to not jump on people. It took one man in the hardware store, slapping his chest as an invitation to jump up, to ruin all that training! Now my boy assumes a simple look means it's hug time!😂😂😂
Lab is so accurate, especially the intense joy they exhibit like saying "MOM. MOM! I DID IT! I DID THE RETRIEVE!"
The first sentence: German Shepard: "We've got a bogey on the driveway, send in the Malinois" 😂 Spot on!!
Pomeranians are so precious. All the ones that I have cared for just love being held.
As a delivery person who's encountered a St Bernard before, 100% accuracy.
I subbed on my friend's paper route decades ago. There was a St. Bernard that would go nuts every morning. It would stand on its hind legs and look over the fence, booming(can't call it barking) at me. Then, when the garage blocked its view, it would appear at the living room window. I can't imagine what it did when the guy that had that side of the street came by.
As a Doberman owner for the last 35 years I agree with the description. Dobermans are so impressive, they only have to look at someone to impose fear and terror. I stopped counting the number of times I saw someone changing street's side when I was walking my Doberman even if we were several hundred feet apart. But for their family the Doberman is a big baby.
It was the stare and silence that got me - no hysterical yapping just calm and (perceived) DEADLY - I had a tan one - absolutely gorgeous.
AGREED🥰❤
I have a red Dobie on my route. She looks vicious but she is a sweetheart. Super well trained. Won’t come to me unless her dad says ok
Makes sense. They look like military generals 😭
We had one that used to come to the kennel I worked at named Bear. If he was quiet he looked impressive, but his nickname among the staff was Howly Bearie, because *how dare* anyone walk by and not love on him.
We had a Boxer who’d not even lookup when our mail was delivered.
But if it was a food delivery he’d be glued up against the door with his tail wagging faster than a food mixer! ❤
Boxers are amazing ❤❤❤
Tail?...lol, about the ONLY thing my Boxers bark at is the guy in the big brown truck, one wants to be his best friend and the other sounds like he wants to eat him...
I loved my Boxer. What a good dog. My dad was dying of cancer and could not lift his hands so my dog would nuzzle under his hand just so my dad could pet her.
What a good dog.
Our boxer hummed at ambulances. Took us quite a while to figure out that was what was going on.
All of the boxers we had were escape artists. Opening doors with doorknobs and such. One of them even managed to get out of a locked bench and we still do not know how she managed that.
Very smart, in very specific ways.
My boxer pitt is such a foodie! 😂
I love how you were able to capture a side the Poodle that's beyond simply the "how's my hair?" super pampered aspect of them that's usually all you see when you see Poodle portrayals. You really know dog breeds insanely well!
Typical Yorkie attitude, and as for the Chihuahua...that look of total insanity behind the eyes gets me every time.😂😂😂
Omfg this is Liam to a T. he peeS on EVERYTHING. Bro you weigh 6 pounds calm down
That was hilarious
My sister had a Malinois, and without ever being trained as a guard dog, she was so good at being a guard dog just naturally that she noticed (when no one else did) that someone broke into the neighbors house, so she jumped the fence and went to chase the burglar away. She didn't even KNOW the neighbors but knew when something was wrong.
Malinois have 6th sense plus they are born with no danger gene. They know nothing about fear.
I still love the face of the crazed viking chihuahua. 😹
These are all so fun. ❤
The eyes just send me every freaking time🤣
@jzsbff4801 That's pretty neat and makes the crazed chihuahua all the better. 😸😹
I love dogs and hate cats
Chihuahuas are like ripoff dogs
They are terrifying
I know those eyes!
Biologically speaking why are they like that? Do they have a Napoleon complex?
Years ago we had a 125lb long hair German Shepherd, Max. Max and our regular UPS delivery man loved each other…the UPS guy started bringing hi treats…Max would jump in, get his treat and pets. One day the truck pulled up and I heard “Ma’m, ma’m help me”and discovered we had had a new delivery guy. He was grey with fear, poor man. Max was very confused and looked like his feelings were hurt.
Aww, poor Max! 🥹❤
As a Chihuahua parent, I can tell you that that is _exactly_ how Chihuahuas always react to strangers-even after they give them a snack! LOL
My dog easily has 40lbs on any chihuahua yet I’ve witnessed her pissing herself in fear for this exact reason. There’s this apartment we pass on walks where a chihuahua will attack the window from the slightest noise outside thinking they’re “defending” their “property” (literally growling and trying to bite the window over us walking on a public lawn near them). I’m trying to get my dog to ignore the crazies but alas she’s only a puppy
Yep, my chihuahua has instilled the fear of God into several pit bulls, It is sad to see such a big sweet dog turn tail and run with its tail between its legs and whimpering all the way down the street. All my little shit had to do was throw a bat-shit crazy fit of barking/screaming at him.
🤣🤣🤣
My upstairs neighbors had a Chihuahua….. I was afraid to get on the elevator with it…We called it a “Pirhuahua” because it acted like it was like half piranha 🐟
My chihuahua polices my cat and goes in for the kill whenever he does something he's not supposed to, other than that she is the nicest dog ever, she doesn't even bark when ppl come over, even if it's a total stranger. She just gets super happy and wags her tail so much that she kinda just wiggles her entire body, 😅🥰
I love doberman reaction, sometimes they are not aggressive but their expression is so badass
I have a doberman, and this is accurate. They are barkers though.
Just, just some crazy barking is missing. Rest off it is 💯%😅
My GSD was definitely a stealthy guy! He caught my daughter coming in after curfew and didn't say a word as she sneaked in the front door. Then she heard the low growl and saw the teeth. She whispered "Oh Buck it's just me!" Well, his wagging tail banging against the wall was what woke me up. Busted and grounded!
Dad, is that you? Same thing happened to me when I was a teen and thought I could sneak in! I was oh so wrong, and that low growl sent chills through my veins. I learned from that one.😂
That's hilarious!
Man! I wish I had a GSD when my daughter was a teenager! Instead, we had a female cream Chow and she rarely if ever barked--and she adored my daughter. LOL
@@CatharinaShields My kids grew up with GSDs. I had 5 GSDs over the years, and they were all wonderful. The kids are now grown and have their own families. I raised them basically by myself, with the help of the dogs! Now, I'm retired and live alone, with my Rottie mix, Miss Ingrid Bergman.
@@danacasey8543 Wow. Hats off to you, Dana. And hats off to your GSDs!
All so accurately hilarious! I especially love that the mailman thinks he can outrun the Malinois! 😂
As the owner of a GSD and Belgian Malinois mix, you nailed it!
I see you hate sleep and are a masochist.
@@ferretyluv Good One! 🤣
@@ferretyluv 😆🤣🤣🤣 yep
That dog sounds terrifying 🤣 omg
Well, not all gsd’s. Mine would demand cuddles and belly rubs as the price of entering the yard. This is how she protects our acreage. Killing them with love.
The Chihuahua gets me every time. You pull off the "Crazed and Violent Violent" look they have so well, and the added sheild and massive great hammer makes it all the better!
Rottweilers are _KNOWN_ for their strange behavior of letting people IN but not letting them leave. That's when they show you their teeth and you hear their deep baritone growls. Trust me. It's happened to me multiple times.
Well that just sounds plain terrifying and justifies my deep fear of Rotties.
Yeah, our Rottweiler did exactly the same thing!
My neighbour's Rotties never want us to leave but that's because they want more cuddles
@@dogscratchedoor I am so sorry! That wasn't my intention. Many Rotties are actually very sweet. I just happened to not have met one. Maybe it's just me? But they don't bite unless I challenge them (by trying to leave). The moment I moved, teeth are bared and that low rumbling (from somewhere in their chest) continues until their human parent comes and gets them.
Rottweilers can be absolutely adorable. I met one on my route that was being walked by a small, middle-aged woman. Very sweet and gentle. :) I also delivered mail to a place with a Rottie. At first, the owners kept her tethered, so she'd just bark like mad, but then after telling me she was alright, I asked if she could get my scent. After that, she was just in the garden, and whenever I entered it, she'd come over to 'check my passport' as I liked to call it. Then she left as if to say: "Okay, you're cleared." I can understand being scared of Rotties and large dog breeds, but it's more important to check behaviour than breed, even if some breeds are statistically more dangerous than others.
I just wanted to say that I LOVE the way you portray Rottie’s in your videos. People seem to think that they are scary and aggressive when actually they’re lazy and scared of a lot of stuff. Mine is scared of feathers ffs. And won’t get out of bed until her cat friend gets up which could be after 10am sometimes. Lazy af. Oh, and she has no concept or personal space. I could be going to the loo and she there. She comes on the school run too.
She’s also a therapy dog and I take her to hospitals and schools. Total love bugs.
Thank you for making these awesome videos xx
"HI I'M A BEAGLE!" I don't know why this made me laugh so hard or why it is so bizarrely accurate.
I’ve had six beagles so far, I swear he gets the beagle mentality in all his videos! Love the happy nutty bread. We’ve rescued everyone of them.
My pup is half beagle and is super food and smell obsessed. She follows scent trails when she's outside.
I was thinking about possibly getting a beagle as companion for my German Shepherd Foxhound mix dog, but after seeing this, I just might pass.
I have 2 beagles right now and that made me laugh so hard. It is so accurate.
My dobbie was so fierce looking to strangers but a puddle of love to the family.
You missed the Shiba. Our Postie lives in fear of him; the psychotic Shiba scream and fence chewing is terrifying to witness. If he manages to get hold of the post it’s RIP mail.
I wanted one of those, until I realized they’re psycho killlers in a cute fur suit. 😳
So Mom's GSD and my Shiba were silently menacing as a salesman tried to talk his way past the front porch. The salesman didn't even look at the dogs because they were sitting silently, GSD at Mom's knee and Shiba with me and he knew nothing of canine body language. Both dogs were intensely alert and aware that we didn't welcome the salesman. They watched him fiercely, looked to me and Mom hoping we would signal them to defend us, and glanced at each other to confirm the battle plan. The Shiba was telling the GSD "If our humans say yes, you go high and I'll get his ankles. " The GSD's eyes answered, "Dude, I've got this. But if you want to tag along, go for the Achilles tendon." They were so dramatic, Mom and I collapsed in giggles when the fool left and our furbabies returned to Defcon 1. He never had a clue. I miss those dogs. Both were black and tan, so together they had a Laurel and Hardy look. 🖖✌
@@kitlee172 I got my Shiba almost accidentally. He needed to be rehomed and I fell in love without knowing a thing about the breed. I grew up training dogs and horses, but suddenly had to up my game a lot. I had never had to work so hard at convincing a dog I was pack leader. He was a darling, unusually cuddly for a Shiba. Liked sleeping in my arms and having his ears fondled, which is abnormal for Shibas. Runaway bandit if he got loose, which is a breed standard.🖖✌
My Shiba never chewed on the fence, but he did attempt to dig UNDER the fence at one point. It wasn't mail-related, though; he REALLY wanted to go look in the storm drain (it smelled weird) and we wouldn't let him. He got stuck under the fence and my mom had to help him get out.
He had actually been secretly working on a tunnel under the fence for several days, it turned out; it was just all the way in the back corner of the backyard so no one could see it. Presumably because his two PREVIOUS attempts to dig under the fence failed because we kept filling in the partially-made tunnels with big rocks.
We never did figure out what was in the storm drain that made it smell weird, by the way.
I will never forget Daifuku, the Shiba inu of my foster family in Japan. If it was up to him he would never let in or out of the house, I had two phrases I used each time I left the house "I'm off" and "Fuck off Daifuku".
I always love the chihuahua maniacal expression 😂
Ours has been a Labrador household for over 30 years and several of them were just this happy-go-lucky. In the midst of the Lab pack, however, we had one Chihuahua for 16 years. Your portrayal was spot on! She was the only dog that ever had to be "sequestered " in another room when we had visitors.
The Beagle is so very true! Our Stuart the Beagle is very friendly, nosy, and as my mom says, "isn't a very brave little dog!" 😂 I do love him so and he is good company!
I’ve had six beagles so far all have been friendly and loving! Only one has been super nosy to the point it’s embarrassing, lol!
Your neighbors must think you are crazy when you film these cameos! I just love them and your opinions are bang on. I am still waiting for Westies and Scotties! Keep the laughs coming!
Snd cocker spaniels!
RIP Mailman, thank you for your service, you will be missed :)
I suddenly feel such compassion for mailmen!
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Dying breed. But strangely it's the internet that did for them, not manical dog breeds
Our mailman carries a bag of treats in his van. All the neighborhoods love him. When the van appears, it's like a canine ticker tape parade.
Much needed giggle after a rough mental health day, thank you for your time in making this!!!!! ❤
Having a chihuahua has taught me that they are wicked smart and they know exactly how small they are, they just want to let everyone know they're not a prey animal. Way too brave for their own good.
I can reLATE. My Chihuahua, Kaneeltje, is usually very sweet unless she doesn't want to be bothered by persons other than me (which is 99.9% of the time) and she once challenged our 110 lb Old English Bulldogge who is dog-and human-aggressive (but my husband ADORES her although everyone _else_ is terrified of her) and seems to be able to hold a grudge for 7 years! She's still after my little Kaneeltje, who now knows to steer clear of her.
My chi barking at a big dog.
Big dog comes close to say hi.
My chi not moving a muscle: 😶
Big dogs walks away.
My chi starts barking at the big dog again.
Me: 🤦
I saw a piece on the news about how various dogs react to protect their owners (or not). A lady was sitting on the couch with her chihuahuas when an "intruder" came in the door. They both jumped off her lap but 1 came at the guy from the side & the other one from the back. RIP intruder. Course they didn't test a GSD, Malinois or Doberman, the guy probably wouldn't have survived.🤣🤣🤣
I've never had close experience with chihuahuas to comment on their intelligence. I've found them to be the most aggressive dogs toward be when out running, though. Partly from their own nature (VERY aggressive - until I turned around and they were all "I didn't mean it!". Back to running "Oh yeah you BETTER run!") and partly because I took them far less seriously than I did a loose Rottweiler or other large dog.
Only dog that ever bit me: Chihuahua.
As a Pomeranian/Poodle mix owner. Definitely got both of them spot on.
Yaaay!!
😂😂😂 The chihuahua run never fails to get me
Same. So accurate. Plus the over sized weapon and shield is a perfect representation of how big the THINK they are😂
It's the murder eyes.
The eyes are perfect! 😂😂😂
@@Logistics00 OMG YES!!
@@Logistics00My chihuahua was blind and she could still pull off the murder eyes. RIP Punkin💕🐾🐾
I had a beagle growing up. She wasn’t socialized around other dogs much and didn’t know what to do with them, but she loves people and was so sweet. 🐶
The husky one is VERY accurate
Raise riggy
They're all very accurate lol
Even the lasers.
Lol facts. I have a husky and I swear she's more of a tornado siren than a dog
@@TinyLittleRabbit Mine doesn't talk unless he's telling me off. He doesn't howl unless he's going to barf or it's after midnight and winter is coming. He barks randomly when he's excited, like when we get home from doggie daycare. I cannot do anything to make him talk or howl. If I try, he'll tell everyone I'm a lunatic. He's the singing frog.
The doberman was accurate. Mine loved sitting in the window and watching. She was very protective but also loving.
The yorkie and chihuahua were spot on! I have both. LOL with tears!
I'd love to see some attention shown on Great Pyrenees and Cavaliers.
My Cavalier passed earlier this year after a very long life for the breed, and the Great Pyrenees pup we adopted from the shelter is a character for sure (he has learned to open soda cans and chugs them and he pulls me out of bed to investigate if someone parks across the street in the middle of the night).
My dachshund (major Napoleon complex) escaped when my husband was going out the front door and ran to attack two Rottweilers (wearing muzzles) who were being walked past our house. The dogs just stood there like they couldn't believe the audacity! My little dude HATED big dogs and chihuahuas! (he actually tried to bite a horse once!). Edit: He, however, was scared of our little grey tabby cat... She was born feral and knew how to take care of herself.
Oh how I love Dachshunds! Love your story! So accurate. : )
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Big dogs think they're lap dogs, small dogs think they're tanks. I actually know a Dachshund named Tank, his brother is named Dreadnought
LOL!!!!
@@Nikki-tx6khso true. I have a Pugzu and a Rottweiler. My rottie frequently knocks my Pugzu flying when playing cause she doesn’t realise how big she is and he just comes barrelling back at her cause he thinks he’s a T-Rex 😂😂.
My favorite is always your depiction of the Chihuahua. I've had/have 2 pure and one mixed. They are the gentlest little things until a stranger dares to enter their space. Then they become rabid terrors of all your nightmares.
I never get tired of these no matter how many times I've seen them ❤
All of these dogs are spot on. The Yorky cracks me up and the Chihuahua, man is that true!
I promise this is a compliment: you sure can make yourself look crazy lol! Like when you're doing the chihuahua he looks psycho! You have a very expressive face and act really well!😂
The Yorkie ponytail 😂🤣 The chihuahua impression was hilarious, especially the crazy face!
True story: I have a German Shepherd and I used to live across the street from these people who had a chihuahua that liked to sit outside on the front porch & talk shit to my dog every time he saw her. Well one day the chihuahua got loose & literally came charging all gnarly faced at my dog (who was btw just standing there staring like wtf) but as soon as the chihuahua got in my driveway and was approaching my dog, it started yelping & immediately ran away. 😂😂 I guess, once the chihuahua got close to my German Shepherd & saw her size, realized he made a terrible mistake, panicked and took off back home. 🤣😂🤣😂 He of course continued to talk shit, but only from the safety of his front porch after that. Lol.
The chihuahua...I'm dying 😂
So is any stranger within a 5 mile radius ☠️
He has me roaring laughing every time! His impressions are spot on! Great acting and video editing. ❤😂😂😂
When I was a kid my aunt had an old Chihuahua who only liked to sit on the couch and relax, and I never met another one so until the internet came around I thought they were all super chill!
My chihuahua is the exact opposite of that, she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body, she rarely ever barks and I don't think I've ever heard her growl before. She's just pure sweet.
You are blessed from above !! Rare indeed.
Your Chihuahua may be broken😂
@ I don’t know about broken, but she was abused by her previous owners.
@Missmonkey88 oh Now I feel like an idiot, I'm sorry, well it's good that now have a home full of warmth and love
I can attest that the Jack Russell and Chihuahua was straight facts😂😂
Your face when being the Chihuaha looked so demented and it was hilarious to see.
Greyhound guy here. Would love to see one about them where they run through the open door and owner chases, after them
The sheer,unfettered crazy in the eyes of the Land Piranha was spot-on.
As a mailman i can confirm that some of these have happened to me and my colleagues
Oh my goodness. I’m a chihuahua mom & you are spot on!! I laugh so hard watching your videos, Thanks for making me 😂
My Rottweiler was like that, he acted tough until you actually got close and then he'd hide behind me lol.
Dude that William Dafoe green goblin psycho smile as the chihuahua charged. I genuinely busted out laughing. Liked and subbed bud, well done.
Having been raised with poodles my entire childhood, I can verify I was definitely afraid for my life. 🐩🏴☠️🐩🏴☠️🐩 Innocent my ass.
I was attacked and bitten by a poodle when I was little. I was just standing next to my mom at the coffee table in the garden, then *BAM* there's a dog chewing on my belly.
I grew up with a poodle and he was always very sweet to me. Otherwise he was more of a grumpy old man in the shape of a poodle.
Same! I have a pit mix now, and she has NOTHING on poodles. They were sneaky lil ninjas when it came to biting strangers…pretending to be asleep one minute, hanging off your ankle the next lol
I was raised with a poodle. She was awesome towards kids but if someone she didn't know came around she'd go guard mode. Even then all my mom had to do to turn her from guard dog to friendly sweetheart was say "it's ok girl". Everywhere that dog went she got comments on how well behaved she was. The groomers adored her. She was the best dog I've ever met. On the other hand a mini poodle tried to attack my current dog completely unprovoked. I picked my dog up and the poodle kept jumping up trying to bite my dog. I had to kick at it to get it to go away.
When I was little my grandma had a poodle with the same name as my nickname. I hated that. The dog hated me right back, and we took turns trying to end each other.
I loved that! Just missed the Boxer…. Maybe in part 4? ❤
I'm a simple man I see a new video from the master I click 😂
Love this dude and his talented twist on life 💯👍💫
Came home from a quick trip to town years ago and found our 5 pound chihuahua successfully guarding our yard from a crew of workers who wanted to install our new windows😂 and she hadn't even bothered to wake our boxer lab mastiff cross for back up😊
So true. I carried mail down in the States for two summers and one Christmas season. People thought the stories of dogs and mailmen were apocryphal. Ha! There were times when I would put the mail in the slot in the front door and hear it being shredded inside the house. And then there were times when the dogs would say hello. One never knew.
These were lovely. As a former owner of a schnauzer standard that have two friends one with a mini and one with a giant... I can tell you that each of them sizes are quite different in character. The giants are clumsy gentle Giants, the minis are hyperactive bundles of dynamite, and the standard, at least mine, was very quiet and fond of sneak attacks... story time: one time my uncle came home to visit. We couldn't meet at my house until quite late,but he had the keys (long story) so he went to my house left to buy something to eat then came back. And locked the door. The house is pitch black until you switch the light. The moment my uncle locked the door he felt something hurting his right arm. It was my pet. It seems that I had left him inside and he decided until what he perceived as a robber was locked in to attack. Both my uncle and my dog were okay. Afterwards
Doberman was spot on. Silent but deadly…to strangers that is.
While the chaos inside the house before the husky came to the door, I half expected it to be a dalmatian. I had one as a kid and he was crazy sweet, but super excitable and completely unaware of his tail which was preternaturally strong. Uncontainably destructive, whole coffee tables full of mugs destroyed in half a second 😂
The face at 2:56 ... PRICELESS 🤣 🤣 🤣 I WILL NEVER GET SICK OF THAT FACE LMAOOOO
All of these made me laugh but for some reason, the Doberman one broke me 😂
I had a Chihuahua/Jack Russell combo. This was so spot on. Thank you for the laughs. Even though he was the spawn of Satan, I miss him.
WOW, THAT’s a combo!!😬
@@JenniferJJones-cq7yl Jekyll/Hyde. I only recommend it if you like being in an abusive relationship with your dog.
@@liv11.11 Like a Land Piranha on coke who can jump as high as your HEAD???!! 🤣
I give you lots of credit for loving that dog. You must be a good person.😊
Hysterical! I have a Pomeranian and he acts just like that.
I love ALL of them. And I love you. Thank you making these videos. The world needs laughter. ❤
Our rottie was different, he liked people they were good for pats and attention. He figured out he was allowed to have people over but only mum and dad could give them permission to leave, you could get in, he would not let you out without a good bite and shake. If you open the door with keys you could leave because he figured out you already had permission cause you had the keys.
The chihuahua killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They are small but brave❤
He is my favorite entertainer by far. His humor in the morning guarantees a good day.
I luv the idea of the Chihuahua (a noble Aztec warrior) is now Celtic or a Norse Berzerker. Hysterical. Border Collies have that really bossy stare in addition to the cat like moves.
As a cat mom who has never had a dog, I have actually noticed Collies to be very cat like so I want one of those. They seem chill & collected and the brown/black ones look like calicos 😍
I ended up with a dog (breed = ultimate mystery mutt) who has a ton of cat like qualities (self possessed, fairly independent, likes attention but on his own terms, seems to be thinking deep thoughts all the time but it’s unclear what is actually going on in there), and he is the absolute best dog I could have ever asked for! I also enjoy spending time with cats who are kind of like dogs: automatically friendly, goofy sense of fun, happy to eat whatever, okay with a bit of wrastling… thank goodness the world contains both cats and dogs ☺️
Why is no one talking about the flip bro that was sick
Our chihuahua always greets the mailman and then wants to go with him 🤣 She does throw a tantrum when other strangers, dogs/cats or even guests are passing by/ring the doorbell, though 😅
Kinda curious if he'll do a Borzoi. I only ever met one on a route, and his reaction was to freeze in fear and just stay rooted to the spot until I was gone. Met him a hundred times, and he never got used to me.
My favorite are Great Danes. The silent horses that teleport in from some unknown hiding spot. With heads larger than the mailbox and eyes that stare unblinking straight into your soul.
I have a Borzoi. Pretty much spot on with that description. His best friend is a GSD. He doesn't know how to Borzoi. He thinks he is a GSD.
This made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂😂
I think the Russians are fairly introverted. Borzoi certainly are gorgeous, though my heart belongs to the Boston terrier.
We have a Goldie and he starts yelping and going nuts whenever the mail gets delivered because the delivery driver always gives him snaccs. Sweet soul
As an owner of two GSDs, I can say with utmost certainty that there is no way they would phone out the confrontation to a Malinois. All the fun is in scaring the crap out of the “guest.”
We had one when I was a kid and her initial training was by my sister who worked with drug dogs in the USAF. Very sweet and even tempered dog. The only person she didn't like was my uncle and it was entirely his fault for taunting her and being a general prick. One day he was coming into our house through the attached garage where she happened to be. She went around the car and was sneaking up behind him VERY 'intently' when she was sternly told "NO!". My uncle had no idea she was even there.
@@realityquotient7699 It is very humbling to know that my two GSDs could probably kill me at any given moment. That is why they always get treats right before bed. If they are going to sleep next to me, I want to be on their good side. My brother once jokingly punched me in my arm during a visit, and my male GSD, who knows him very well, still got in between us and growled at him. Ever since, he has never tried doing anything like that again.
My brother's GS-rottie dog was like that. She would "protect" us from school children, other dogs, the wandering neighbourhood cat (which we were happy about), the garbage men, mailmen, delivery drivers, girl guides with cookies (😞), people evangelizing, and a very frightening young robin (it dropped the worm in its mouth on the porch and took off).
Brilliant. The boarder collie is hilariously accurate
As the owner of two chihuahuas, I approve this message. 😂
As the owner of a Pomeranian and a Chihuahua....I can say these are both on point 🤣💕
Please take this as a compliment, but you have the best Willem Dafoe face
@@jzsbff4801 I have not :( But I am willing to bet he does a charge exactly like the Chihuahua at some point.
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When I first started watching his videos I noticed that he looks like he could be Willem Dafoe's son or nephew :-P
I work at a Doggie Daycare, and have encountered 99% of these breeds and it is ridiculous how on point this is
😂🤣😂💀 I showed this last part to my Chihuahuas and they, while giggling madly, stormed their armory for guns and a rocket launcher, and are now trying to triangulate where the Chihuahua lives. 🤪
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I love my chihuahuas❤ Mine is especially bold when he's safely behind the gate 😂
The expressions are always my fave part. ^_^
Digging the chihuahua, super fond of these dog friend impressions ❤🎉
As the owner of two JRT’s can confirm that this is an accurate description of them! 😂😂
Scotties as well.
I have a Rottie mix. Had someone tell me once, when our dog ran from him and put herself next to me, that her breed will act like they're running away but that they're really just moving closer to defend their people and be, like, a barrier.
As a owner of a beagle this is so so accurate 😂. You nailed it👍
Same! Totally agree! 💯
Felt the exact same, I have a beagle as well. They will attack you…with love! 😂
Me too! They nailed it.
My two beagles wait for the postman, they absolutely love him and expect to be petted (and he brings treats sometimes). They aroo when they see his van!
The beagles I work with are the most loving sweethearts utterly devoted to chaos i’ve ever met
As a pomapoo owner the pomeranian one is true they bark at everything and then get super friendly and cuddly
Malinois foster here, accurate. Used to own/foster Rotties too, also accurate.
I enjoyed his impressions so much! Do a cocker spaniel in the future! They part potato, part beauty queen, socialite , and border patrol.
I’ve met a few cocker spaniels in my neighborhood, and various parts of this description absolutely feel accurate 😁… The socialite aspect feels so real, and at any given time I might be invited to the next soirée or totally off the list 😆!
All of them are so funny and accurate! Love it!
ROFL at the chihuahua. On a serious note: you're facial control is impressive. You got both iconic faces from Jim Carrey and William Dafoe into one sketch!
My last and current pit bull just stares at them, the second the mailman walks into the yard, they roll over for wanting belly rubs. Boscoe would have and will sell me for a belly rub.
Love the Border Collie, my first BC was Mr. I’ll kick your butt, don’t even try, second was Ms. Mellow, current BC lives to guard and bark at everyone who comes near our house, backyard. She goes nuts, she doesn’t bite, but she’s so crazy about guarding, she sees this as her job.