Every firefighter I've talked to got pissed after this shit. What he didn't mention is that in the event of a statewide emergency, like the notorious California Wildfires, emergency services is supposed to have unlimited data to coordinate rescue and GPS devices for dudes out in the woods. Verizon went back on their own contract and basically endangered thousands of lives for some extra cash. And then they still have the nerve to put firefighters on their ads. Thanks Verizon!
@@Azrael_Garou cause idiots like you still buy from companies that blatantly rip you off when there's tons of alternatives the reason capitalism in America isn't working fully right is because of everyone letting companies get away with it they get mad and complain but keep buying their products like a dumbass
That just means the core of the story is real, but, the conversations and/or the details of the exact situations are not and they're their own creation. Now, if people could at least read 1 or 2 words from the description of the video, they explained there on which real event this video is loosely based on.
It didn't though. That's like saying the jews attacked Hitler first and that's why the holocaust happened. The fire department bought the incorrect plan purposefully because it was cheaper.
Except my Verizon unlimited plan doesnt work like how he described in the video. The complain the firefighters had were for hotspots, which is different from data. I have unlimited data on both, however for hotspots its 20 gigs full speed then unlimited at around 0.5 Mb/s which is perfectly fine for most all business and emergency services applications. If you're surfing the web on Facebook or TH-cam would be the only time you'd notice. You would also notice that fine particles in the air (commonly known as ash) hinder and communication a bit due to interference, this is made worse by Cell towers overheating and shutting off due to fires, but let's not talk common sense. The AT&T conglomerate of companies cant buy Verizom yet, but if you make their stock prices go down through negative publicity stunts, then you can have an oligopoly on phone services. Love how Verizon is portrayed as greedy, yet it's the only company left that wasn't bought out by AT&T.
@@TiberiusCowgill is that true? I can't say that I'd be shocked but that's how big biz operates. They let us think we have a choice but really the money always ends up in the same guys pocket no matter what brand it is.
It blew me away when I found out they actually did this. Imagine paying for the all you can eat seafood buffet, but after your first plate they only bring out one shrimp every 30 minutes. But dummies are still throwing money at them so I guess it’s what people wanted. *facepalm*
@@BrianErgish There was no conspiracy. That dumb-ass, soy-sucking governor of theirs turned down a proposal that would've sent people into the forests to clean up all the dry tinder that had fallen so that insane wildfires like this exact one wouldn't happen, or at least they wouldn't be as bad. Sometimes reality is more fascinating than fiction.
Just passing on info. Explain to me how bus steel rims melted to the pavement but the tree next to it still has leaves. Everyone gets an opinion that's the beauty of the country. Believe what you want but the truth (whatever it is) is the truth.
@@BrianErgish prolly because the heat from the rubber melted the asphalt. Once the tire catches fire its almost impossible to extinguish. The asphalt has a much lower melting point. Anyway you wanna talk conspiracies, riddle me this...if weather manipulation is a real thing why hasn't it been used to put out these wild fires in cali???
I just helped an 80yo neighbor lady get out of Verizon, who were milking her for 13.99 insurance on a POS phone they sold her. The insurance costs already paid for the phone, yet the phone payments continue. Bill: >$83 with 2 gigs data. New plan, same data, iPhone 8+, $30 per month. (She doesn't even leave her wifi.) Verizon has been the worst carrier since their inception. Over priced and contract locked more than any other.
How long had she had the phone and plan? Many older people just don't pay attention to the details of these things, figuring that if it's not broken, don't fix it. No rep is going to just not offer insurance because that's their job and if they don't at least offer these things, they'll be fired. Now this being said, as a former Verizon rep, we were actually encouraged, at least at my location (I did online chat) to offer newer and better plans to customers if there was one that would save them money. Or maybe that was my time at Sprint, lol. Either way, if my chat with a customer had been short, I'd maybe toss in an alternate plan option to help them out. Some took it, most didn't, but at least I was offering other choices.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I don't put any flack or blame on the reps. In fact, I'm very courteous with them because I know they are following protocol. She was 18 months into the phone/plan, but what had happened 18 months ago was, someone informed her that she had an upgrade, and without considering what that really meant, she was coaxed into buying a new phone, thus locking in a new contract. Sad part was, IMO, the old phone was at least as good as the one they sold her, so essentially, she could have done nothing, been out of the contract, and still be with a functional phone to this day, until she asked me for help. On top of selling her a phone that she didn't need (she needed a bigger screen, but the new phone was identical dimensions of the older one,) they sold her (yes, on protocol) the best insurance available. On top of all that, she wanted to buy the phone outright anyhow, so how that got turned into a monthly payment contract is beyond me. Sadly, I believe corporate knows full well that they are taking advantage of this market segment of older folks with little tech knowledge. It took her friends telling her about their phone and bill, that rang the alarm in her mind. My own personal experience with Verizon was from the perspective of a tech knowledgeable, business knowledgeable person who stuck around back when I did just go get the benefit of staying of the savings of a family plan. I ended up finally getting the entire family out of the plan the moment T-Mobile went half price on plans and the Samsung S9+ on sale with unlimited data that cuts at 50 gigs, versus 20 at Verizon or AT&T. Our bill now is lower, and with free Netflix and arguably the best phone in the android market atm. However, the main principle that always angered me about Verizon was they've always engineered their phones to be stuck with Verizon. I'm tech savy and need cross compatibility in many elements of tech life, and am well aware that this was a Verizon attempt to trap their customers in premium priced plans, as the average consumer has no idea how to unlock a phone, if it's even possible at all. Again, not the reps. All corporate America at it's finest. One ore example I want to point out as being superb, is Southeast Asia. I live in Indonesia most of the year, and their phones are of comparable spec, at nearly half the price, and you can buy a sim card from any neighborhood seller, use it with all the data it came with, then reload it or buy a new one, and after all that, you're still better off than any US phone carrier. No contracts in Indonesia, whatsoever. Also, you can take nearly ANY US phone to Indonesia, slap an Indonesian sim card in it, and it works brilliantly. Try that in reverse, very close to impossible due to the frequencies blocked in US cell towers to prevent people from realizing this savings. I praise you for your time working as a rep, because I know that must have taken a toll on you.
@@stormtrooper5588 not at all people in the Alaskan Bush live without any government interference I mean this is supposed to be a free country how's it free if u have the government so far up your ass that u can't even do anything
Came here to laugh at a funny parody video. Ended up watching a seriously accurate, real-life footage of Verizon with no jokes! Who knew Zebra Corner could do such serious documentaries? 🤯
This Is generally common,i have encountered comparative issues Like this,am a verizon user though,it's not just Verizon most Popular Carrier network typically do this to Their customers,I can suggest a Guy,who can help you,My Friends requested that I reach him cause he is Their Client customer specialist who help them with Their account,and His name is Tony,you can request that he Help You out.
Ok I'm with bell I'm looking for just texting and talking ? Don't want data at all I'm retired don't need all that extra stuff getting a iPhone switching from android sooo where can I go for just that so tired of paying so much for what I'm using it for !!! Subbed
Can you tell me , what to do , and did you use this guy from the comment section to get your bill payment down , cause I see something tangible with this client agent called Mr Tony.
I dont know about his service but if you see you are being charged for leasing a modem then you can check which modem is compatible with your provider , buy one used or new connect it and for me , I will saving $ 15 a month on my bill . Also reducing from 400 Mbps to 100 Mbps Internet speed in your internet plus asking for a Basic Local Channels Package could work to reduce cable and internet bundle price . Theres stuff on youtube
@@harveyrott8617 Okay,thanks I see he also applies certain benefits to your network provider , making you pay nothing on bills every month , I need this I feel i should text him immediately to find out more about this and how the process goes .
It's up to 37 down votes. I call that flurries; a small number of snowflakes that fall to the gound and melt. They originate from a trigger event but don't account for any accumulation.
Les Moore exactly, someone has to have a proper explanation to these downvotes. Sometimes the content of things are undebatable... if “we should construct a better future” video gets a like, a dislike would mean “we should construct a worse future”. You would be surprise that such a video will gather up some unlikes anyways, how? Some theories: - kids and babies playing with briefly left unsupervised devices - pranksters and little rascals that might be unliking for the fun of unliking - actual people that want to create a worse future (probably the least amount of the dislikes) Mahk’s content is undebatable, hands down
Kiril Bellic And the bitch gets 250 likes for it. My most ever well thought-out joke only got like 65. Comments are stupid because people are stupid, and we should stop caring.
Yep. Hit the nail on the head with this one! I remember hearing about Verizon throttling the service to the firefighters...and then like a month later there was this Verizon ad on the radio, boasting about how the prioritize first responders or some bullshit. Good thing i dont have verizon...if i did i would have left them that day.
You know it’s also fucking hilarious every first responder and the government uses Verizon because of how good it is and it’s the fire departments fucking fault for not having a premium data plan you can’t just magically have premium data that’s not throttle that’s not how fucking works you have to change your plan and the fire department eventually did change it the real issue was the controversy of rising not uplifting at temporarily while there was a an emergency by contract they don’t have to do that and it’s not as easy as it sounds you are a complete fucking moron and I feel bad for whatever service you have
Watching the Olympics. Verizon commercial said that according to JD Power, they have the most reliable network. Now even Verizon's got a JD Power award, haha!
@Jason H uverse lied to you. You can't install a cable upside down. HDMI cables only fit one way, coax does not have an up or down and components are color coded, again, no up and down. If it was zoomed in, it's just a setting in the TV or receiver.
@Jason H I don't have to be there. It could have also been in the receiver as I said. It's impossible to hook a cable on upside down. I have done home theatre, uverse, dish or some sort of TV for almost 20 years.....it could have simply been you did not have an HD receiver or the reciever was set to 480i setting which is what they used to be defaulted at.....
It is unlimited but if you're a) on a tower with a shit ton of other people your speeds will be slower b) use 22gbs and you will be deprioritized in favor of others on your tower
I have Sprint and I called them about it (throttling) and the said they didn't do it. And ever sense I called them, my service has been fine. We just need to bitch at them like a woman at a rights rally.
Their Start Unlimited plan now is a worse version of this. Instead of throttling you after a set usage amount, they throttle you absolutely whenever it's convenient for them, as often as they please. You become a second-class customer who has to wait their turn while all the first-class customers (on more expensive unlimited plans) are being served.
The man get his jokes from god. He goes outside on a random calling and digs until he finds scrolls that all have these jokes no mortal man is capable of such humor
Since your first few videos, I've kept watching for a good laugh. I'm happy to see a serious issue at home get more attention through your comedy, thank you, from Santa Clara County.
What is funny is that Floyd may be dumb but he has more money than every single person who viewed this video, plus more. Dude is balling, he doesn’t need to know how to read. He just needs to know how to count.
I hardly ever even laugh watching this because it's so real. I've had that entire conversation, at a volunteer homeless center I dropped of jackets for. Three days and 800 people handing out Jackets and clothes and Verizon did the exact same thing verbatim.
As a Verizon Employee for 32 yrs I'm outraged by this slander !! It's all 100% true , but I'm still outraged !! We used to say back in the day .... "Supply and demand? We are the only supply , so We can demand whatever the F**k We want"
You know all those just use the big names towers right? Your guaranteed to be using verizon, Sprint or tmobile service network just under another name.
@@MrJoshcc600 I know it runs on those towers, but I don't get any surprises on my bill, not to mention I pay about half as much for essentially the same service.
Me to back in early 2000's. Told myself Verizon would NEVER see another $ from me and they never have😀 They had this really d.bag customer service model that pretty much left you with the impression i the customer was lucky to have them as a service provider. Left them for Virgin Mobile, then Metro pcs. Phone contracts are for suckahs. Buy the phone outright no contracts and pay $30 month tax included.
@@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 Verizon doesn't have contacts and you buy outright too. Can't speak for your customer service experience but I've never seen a issue in 6 years my bill is exactly the same each month. I want happy when i switched to them but they had things u needed my old carriers didn't.
ATT slapped a disclaimer on unlimited plans right after net neutrality was stripped saying that they'll throttle data whenever the fuck they want. They called it "peak hours" but never defined those words.
Dam that’s sucks for you 🤣 because every carrier did this and still does sucks that Verizon got blame because all bunnieses and essential workers like police and fire fighters use Verizon cuz it’s the best
Phil sawed his boat in half, taped it back together with flex tape, sat on it while speeding the boat through a river. It's a meme at this point. Doesn't look self entitled like Verizon, apple or Chevy. Still mahk could make some jokes out of it. Lotta dawmayge to done.
Oh man! All this time I had "The Unlimited Plan" when I should have signed up for "The Even MORE Unlimited Plan"......thanks Mahk, we should hang out more often!!
Its despicable that they do this to the men & women (Mostly men though) who put their lives on the line every time they step into a burning building. Verizon sounds like a terrible service
@@Kevin_A Unnecessary? Men are being attacked left & right by the media & by women in general these days. Fact is without us "Big awful" men this world would be a far worse off place without us & that is a fact. Men build things cars, houses frigging huge skyscrapers, Men have died in battle to protect countries across the globe & now today, men are being feminized or shamed for their gender & that is also a fact.
"I really hope they don't look at my internet history!" I feel ya on that...lol. Tbh I don't have an issue with their data, but you nailed it on the call quality!
@@meldinssti3311 Yeah guy I know was telling us he would switch us to another company, told him to look at a coverage map. We lived in the one area it was spotty.
I have Verizon. No contract at all i can leave any time. Didn't always though i did have tmobile and Sprint but service sucks in my area, worked great in other states. The reason i switched finally is because verizon let me choose my phone number, others only let me choose my area code and i needed a truly local number for my buisness. It's been good to me mostly but doesn't like unlocked phones.
Att is the same I had the first unlimited plan and I couldn’t get it to play anything allowed anything except for speed test I tried restarting the phone I called him back I said hey what’s going on she said we slowed you down to like one kilobyte per minute I said no I’m on an unlimited plan and she said nope it’s one kilobyte for minute it’s unlimited you’re right I said no I can actually count the kilobytes for the hours left in the month that’s not unlimited she said is there anything else I can help you with I said yeah the unlimited plan because you haven’t help me with it they are all junk
That's why I went with AT&T. They have a contract with First responder which to me costs 35 something a month and that's unlimited and doesn't throttle you down like Verizon does. went to a indy car race and since they are the official sponsors said hey I work for a company that supposedly gets the perks from you and I was wondering what do I get. Well you get a percentage off if you go with one of those capped plans. said what about the unlimited 100 plan. NOPE. said thank you and walked away. Been happy with AT&T so far. As a first responder Mahk I thank you for making this commercial about how FUCKED UP Vernothing did to the fire fighter guys in California. I bet if the CEO's house was out there and burned it would have been Carma and we all know how that is.
starcommtrey please the biggest crooks are Verizon and t mobile. Verizon in the sense that to get their “unlimited” data your spending $100 + and that is for 1 phone. and yes I asked them because I’m supposedly able to get a discount on their plans with the company I work for. Their response well we give discount on the rated plans like 5 gig data bullshit. As for t-mobile their big bullshit statement is the amount of “towers” they have. My father in law had a jitter bug phone and had a t-mobile SIM card well that piece of shit company would only allow you to call on their network if the phone was near one of their many towers they “supposedly” have. Yeah I call bull shit on them. You couldn’t find too many towers in my area and we have atleast 12+ towers in our area. Why do you think t-mobile is buying sprint out. Oh that’s right for their towers. Yeah talk about crooks. better yet ask yourself why is it att got the contract to have the first net system for us 1st responders and not the others. Sorry but I think att has been more then fair to me. Maybe you feel they are crooks but I’ve given you 2 facts to back up why I went with them.
Every firefighter I've talked to got pissed after this shit. What he didn't mention is that in the event of a statewide emergency, like the notorious California Wildfires, emergency services is supposed to have unlimited data to coordinate rescue and GPS devices for dudes out in the woods. Verizon went back on their own contract and basically endangered thousands of lives for some extra cash. And then they still have the nerve to put firefighters on their ads.
Thanks Verizon!
That’s the scummiest thing I’ve ever heard I hope Verizon building catches fire
@Thomas Ross Go to the manager, stand him up , sit him down, swing at him and get him out.
@@dreudax3294 Gotta do better than that. I used to work in Verizon tech support, and the turnover - even for management - is unparalleled
@@defrozendonut8715 and the firefighters arrive but stay there enjoyng the show while munching pop corn!
*angerily grabs halligan*
"We're Verizon. We'll never be held responsible for our actions." New slogan 😂
In capitalist America, corporations hold *you* accountable!
And our logo is just the Helvetica font.
that or Comcast
Just like Apple
@@Azrael_Garou cause idiots like you still buy from companies that blatantly rip you off when there's tons of alternatives the reason capitalism in America isn't working fully right is because of everyone letting companies get away with it they get mad and complain but keep buying their products like a dumbass
Verizon: Unlimited but throttled
They legit were doing this. then their pr video was "unlisted"on TH-cam twitter.com/Im_Mahk/status/1049732826495680514?s=20
Which is word around the office for "kiss my ass, give us more money"
This is still acceptable. The word unlimited has nothing to do with speed.
1,000th like👍
Isn't throttling and form of limitation?
If anyone didnt know verizon really did that to California fire departments.
I never heard of this and I live In California. Verizon is the worst.
Holy shit that iz crazee
Triff Mangle Slip no. They thrawtled it
@Triff Mangle Slip I'll fahgive you this toime bat dont let it heappen again
Half of California doesn’t deserve internet in all fairness
Companies that Mahk hates:
Car = Chevy
Finance = Bank of America
Fast food = Burger King
Cellular = Verizon
He should have all cellular because the U.S. has slower and more expensive internet that most of europe
Fact. Burger King Whopper is the best.
Cable = Comcast
What we've learned about Mahk over the years: what he hates.
Credit card companies = Discover
“Loosely based on actual events”. Seems like a true story to me.
Apparently it was
It is
That just means the core of the story is real, but, the conversations and/or the details of the exact situations are not and they're their own creation.
Now, if people could at least read 1 or 2 words from the description of the video, they explained there on which real event this video is loosely based on.
It really did happin. It was all over the news.
It didn't though. That's like saying the jews attacked Hitler first and that's why the holocaust happened. The fire department bought the incorrect plan purposefully because it was cheaper.
Mahk, spreading the the truth about "unlimited data". This one was brilliant. The Helen Keller plan lmao. *:-)*
Except my Verizon unlimited plan doesnt work like how he described in the video. The complain the firefighters had were for hotspots, which is different from data. I have unlimited data on both, however for hotspots its 20 gigs full speed then unlimited at around 0.5 Mb/s which is perfectly fine for most all business and emergency services applications. If you're surfing the web on Facebook or TH-cam would be the only time you'd notice. You would also notice that fine particles in the air (commonly known as ash) hinder and communication a bit due to interference, this is made worse by Cell towers overheating and shutting off due to fires, but let's not talk common sense. The AT&T conglomerate of companies cant buy Verizom yet, but if you make their stock prices go down through negative publicity stunts, then you can have an oligopoly on phone services. Love how Verizon is portrayed as greedy, yet it's the only company left that wasn't bought out by AT&T.
it was true dirty story twitter.com/Im_Mahk/status/1049732826495680514?s=20
@@TiberiusCowgill You think a 512Kb/s connection is fine?
ya what
@@TiberiusCowgill is that true? I can't say that I'd be shocked but that's how big biz operates. They let us think we have a choice but really the money always ends up in the same guys pocket no matter what brand it is.
I bet the people at Verizon drive chevys
And eat at burger king
I cracked up at this i work at verizon drive a chevy and love burger king
And keep their money in bank of america.
Seems most of their branded vehicles are Chryslers
They do.
Slower than Floyd mayweather reading green eggs and ham🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. That was in the video.
Brooooo ts had me dead!! 😂😂
I almost choked on my sandwich. Lol
Ha
Lost my shit😂
It blew me away when I found out they actually did this. Imagine paying for the all you can eat seafood buffet, but after your first plate they only bring out one shrimp every 30 minutes. But dummies are still throwing money at them so I guess it’s what people wanted. *facepalm*
Underrated comment
This actually happened to fire fighters in California.
The fire should have never happened. Look up Directional energy weapons California fire.
@@BrianErgish you are insane
@@BrianErgish There was no conspiracy. That dumb-ass, soy-sucking governor of theirs turned down a proposal that would've sent people into the forests to clean up all the dry tinder that had fallen so that insane wildfires like this exact one wouldn't happen, or at least they wouldn't be as bad. Sometimes reality is more fascinating than fiction.
Just passing on info. Explain to me how bus steel rims melted to the pavement but the tree next to it still has leaves. Everyone gets an opinion that's the beauty of the country. Believe what you want but the truth (whatever it is) is the truth.
@@BrianErgish prolly because the heat from the rubber melted the asphalt. Once the tire catches fire its almost impossible to extinguish. The asphalt has a much lower melting point. Anyway you wanna talk conspiracies, riddle me this...if weather manipulation is a real thing why hasn't it been used to put out these wild fires in cali???
"Maybe I should call it the Helen Keller plan, cause I can't communicate"
"How about you call it the Hellen Keller plan? Because I cant communicate with anyone" 💀💀💀
Cowboysman11 because she was able to communicate
@@wlonsdale1 with no one
I was your 900th like. You're welcome
*Slower than Floyd Mayweather reading green eggs and ham*
That killed me
LMAO that was messed up 😂
Are you mad he made more money than you can ever dream of making?
Should've had a Chevy on fire at the end of the video.
that's why the garage was on fire
He wouldn't own a f***ing Chevy.
If there was, there’d be no incentive to put the fire out
He would be saying about that it doesn’t exist because it wouldn’t be seen
That's the talking blazer that blew up
I lost it when he said the “super all you can eat unlimited plan”😂😂
Yelp
Lol
I just helped an 80yo neighbor lady get out of Verizon, who were milking her for 13.99 insurance on a POS phone they sold her. The insurance costs already paid for the phone, yet the phone payments continue. Bill: >$83 with 2 gigs data. New plan, same data, iPhone 8+, $30 per month. (She doesn't even leave her wifi.) Verizon has been the worst carrier since their inception. Over priced and contract locked more than any other.
Fuck Verizon.
BayAreaLen Classic if you travel and go to rural areas Verizon is by far the best at&t is fucking trash and anything else is even worse
40$ a month for 10gb of data with at&t and I’ll never go through that. Better in my opinion
How long had she had the phone and plan? Many older people just don't pay attention to the details of these things, figuring that if it's not broken, don't fix it. No rep is going to just not offer insurance because that's their job and if they don't at least offer these things, they'll be fired. Now this being said, as a former Verizon rep, we were actually encouraged, at least at my location (I did online chat) to offer newer and better plans to customers if there was one that would save them money.
Or maybe that was my time at Sprint, lol.
Either way, if my chat with a customer had been short, I'd maybe toss in an alternate plan option to help them out. Some took it, most didn't, but at least I was offering other choices.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I don't put any flack or blame on the reps. In fact, I'm very courteous with them because I know they are following protocol. She was 18 months into the phone/plan, but what had happened 18 months ago was, someone informed her that she had an upgrade, and without considering what that really meant, she was coaxed into buying a new phone, thus locking in a new contract. Sad part was, IMO, the old phone was at least as good as the one they sold her, so essentially, she could have done nothing, been out of the contract, and still be with a functional phone to this day, until she asked me for help. On top of selling her a phone that she didn't need (she needed a bigger screen, but the new phone was identical dimensions of the older one,) they sold her (yes, on protocol) the best insurance available. On top of all that, she wanted to buy the phone outright anyhow, so how that got turned into a monthly payment contract is beyond me. Sadly, I believe corporate knows full well that they are taking advantage of this market segment of older folks with little tech knowledge. It took her friends telling her about their phone and bill, that rang the alarm in her mind.
My own personal experience with Verizon was from the perspective of a tech knowledgeable, business knowledgeable person who stuck around back when I did just go get the benefit of staying of the savings of a family plan. I ended up finally getting the entire family out of the plan the moment T-Mobile went half price on plans and the Samsung S9+ on sale with unlimited data that cuts at 50 gigs, versus 20 at Verizon or AT&T. Our bill now is lower, and with free Netflix and arguably the best phone in the android market atm. However, the main principle that always angered me about Verizon was they've always engineered their phones to be stuck with Verizon. I'm tech savy and need cross compatibility in many elements of tech life, and am well aware that this was a Verizon attempt to trap their customers in premium priced plans, as the average consumer has no idea how to unlock a phone, if it's even possible at all. Again, not the reps. All corporate America at it's finest.
One ore example I want to point out as being superb, is Southeast Asia. I live in Indonesia most of the year, and their phones are of comparable spec, at nearly half the price, and you can buy a sim card from any neighborhood seller, use it with all the data it came with, then reload it or buy a new one, and after all that, you're still better off than any US phone carrier. No contracts in Indonesia, whatsoever. Also, you can take nearly ANY US phone to Indonesia, slap an Indonesian sim card in it, and it works brilliantly. Try that in reverse, very close to impossible due to the frequencies blocked in US cell towers to prevent people from realizing this savings.
I praise you for your time working as a rep, because I know that must have taken a toll on you.
Woulda laughed if Verizon was the one on fire and no one showed up.
If only reality could be fair
Slower than Stephen Hawkins's on a unicycle 😂😂
I dun seent it in that there video.
that was the one joke that stood out to me as kind of.. meh. too wordy and just didn't do anything for me.
This one was funny
*Hawking's
@@ernestojerezaguilar2006 *an
"I really hope they don't look at my Internet history."
_The Hottest Tom Brady Photos_
_Tom Brady in Western Knit Jacket_
Tom Brady destroys Chevys in a Verizon store next to a Bank of America by lighting it in fire.
I hated Verizon after the net neutrality thing, now after the shit they pulled with the wildfires, I hope that company burns to the ground.
net neutrality was a joke.... why do you wan't more government law and rules / control over ANYTHING ?
Sir, + so what's the alternative? No laws you do know that without government oversight,rules and laws everything will come to a standstill.
@@stormtrooper5588 not necessarily and I don't want the government involved in my life at all id much rather live on my own without it
Yung Blac +if you don't want government in your life at all,then you should move to a deserted island by yourself and empty handed.
@@stormtrooper5588 not at all people in the Alaskan Bush live without any government interference I mean this is supposed to be a free country how's it free if u have the government so far up your ass that u can't even do anything
He reminds me of Mark Walburg, Matt Damon, and Tom Hardy as one person.
He sounds just like Matt Damon in the departed
Dean Martin EXACTLY LOL
Mahk Whalbehg
Boston
Actually , the whole cast of "The Town"
It's unlimited, but throttled.
D. A. th-cam.com/video/wDLt24M8MuQ/w-d-xo.html
missed a prime opportunity to say "We're Verizon, the FCC works for us"
Came here to laugh at a funny parody video. Ended up watching a seriously accurate, real-life footage of Verizon with no jokes! Who knew Zebra Corner could do such serious documentaries? 🤯
He said,"Steven Hawking trying to ride a unicycle slow." I'm dead!!!
Floyd Mayweather trying to read Green Eggs and Ham
I lost my shit with that one.🤣 This is hilarious, but I have Verizon and have zero issues, except price.
My favorite was "Helen Keller plan" haha
"No limit, Master P" HA!
You guys are great! All these companies deserved what you give them.
I'm still paying $ 160 / mon . After negotiating.
This Is generally common,i have encountered comparative issues Like this,am a verizon user though,it's not just Verizon most Popular Carrier network typically do this to Their customers,I can suggest a Guy,who can help you,My Friends requested that I reach him cause he is Their Client customer specialist who help them with Their account,and His name is Tony,you can request that he Help You out.
Ok I'm with bell I'm looking for just texting and talking ? Don't want data at all I'm retired don't need all that extra stuff getting a iPhone switching from android sooo where can I go for just that so tired of paying so much for what I'm using it for !!! Subbed
Can you tell me , what to do , and did you use this guy from the comment section to get your bill payment down , cause I see something tangible with this client agent called Mr Tony.
I dont know about his service but if you see you are being charged for leasing a modem then you can check which modem is compatible with your provider , buy one used or new connect it and for me , I will saving $ 15 a month on my bill . Also reducing from 400 Mbps to 100 Mbps Internet speed in your internet plus asking for a Basic Local Channels Package could work to reduce cable and internet bundle price . Theres stuff on youtube
@@harveyrott8617 Okay,thanks I see he also applies certain benefits to your network provider , making you pay nothing on bills every month , I need this I feel i should text him immediately to find out more about this and how the process goes .
Lilly Tomlin in an OLD SNL skit:
"We're the phone company; we don't care because we don't have too!"
Holds up well.
The 8 people that thumbed down this vid are probably Verizon employees.
Exactly.. I liked the vid
@@jasonlarsen3515 same thing isnnt it?
I'm guessing they're verizon customers who are currently facing the same problem =)
It's up to 37 down votes. I call that flurries; a small number of snowflakes that fall to the gound and melt. They originate from a trigger event but don't account for any accumulation.
Les Moore exactly, someone has to have a proper explanation to these downvotes. Sometimes the content of things are undebatable... if “we should construct a better future” video gets a like, a dislike would mean “we should construct a worse future”. You would be surprise that such a video will gather up some unlikes anyways, how? Some theories:
- kids and babies playing with briefly left unsupervised devices
- pranksters and little rascals that might be unliking for the fun of unliking
- actual people that want to create a worse future (probably the least amount of the dislikes)
Mahk’s content is undebatable, hands down
“The All-You-Can-Eat Super Unlimited Data Plan”
Sounds Legit
2 years old and still accurate as f***. This video will age like fine wine
You need to spaces your jokes out more so I can breathe
I am watching the video and I haven’t taken a breath in 2:45. Please help. I have been watching his videos back to back. I need a ventilator.
th-cam.com/video/wDLt24M8MuQ/w-d-xo.html
I literally just finished binge-watching all of his videos and a new one comes out
He would be the GREATEST host for the Oscars!! Give them Hell!! ha
And now they ironically feature firefighters FIRST in their first responders 5G commercial.
3:01
When you binge enough Zebra Corner videos to know that his scream has become a sound effect.
Slower than a snail with down syndrome 😂
Yeah, he said that in the video.
That joke was retarded.
@@Buford_T_Justice1 😂😂 I see what you did there 😂😂
Kiril Bellic And the bitch gets 250 likes for it. My most ever well thought-out joke only got like 65. Comments are stupid because people are stupid, and we should stop caring.
@@Buford_T_Justice1
Ha! I see what you did there.
Better than any comedian out of hollywood in the past 40 years!
Yep. Hit the nail on the head with this one! I remember hearing about Verizon throttling the service to the firefighters...and then like a month later there was this Verizon ad on the radio, boasting about how the prioritize first responders or some bullshit. Good thing i dont have verizon...if i did i would have left them that day.
You know it’s also fucking hilarious every first responder and the government uses Verizon because of how good it is and it’s the fire departments fucking fault for not having a premium data plan you can’t just magically have premium data that’s not throttle that’s not how fucking works you have to change your plan and the fire department eventually did change it the real issue was the controversy of rising not uplifting at temporarily while there was a an emergency by contract they don’t have to do that and it’s not as easy as it sounds you are a complete fucking moron and I feel bad for whatever service you have
Watching the Olympics. Verizon commercial said that according to JD Power, they have the most reliable network. Now even Verizon's got a JD Power award, haha!
Do a Directv one
@Jason H Cables upside down? Please explain
@Jason H uverse lied to you. You can't install a cable upside down. HDMI cables only fit one way, coax does not have an up or down and components are color coded, again, no up and down. If it was zoomed in, it's just a setting in the TV or receiver.
@Jason H I don't have to be there. It could have also been in the receiver as I said. It's impossible to hook a cable on upside down. I have done home theatre, uverse, dish or some sort of TV for almost 20 years.....it could have simply been you did not have an HD receiver or the reciever was set to 480i setting which is what they used to be defaulted at.....
@Jason H I hope that person got fired. Doesn't know what he's talking about with technology.
Every time I turn on my phone, I give the Verizon boot logo the finger. Every time.
😂 you really need to get off that bro. Buy your own equipment and pay $30 month no contracts tax included.
Literally choose any plan other than Verizon
Literally had this same problem a month ago. I have unlimited but was told it’s not unlimited?
It is unlimited but if you're a) on a tower with a shit ton of other people your speeds will be slower b) use 22gbs and you will be deprioritized in favor of others on your tower
I have Sprint and I called them about it (throttling) and the said they didn't do it. And ever sense I called them, my service has been fine. We just need to bitch at them like a woman at a rights rally.
Their Start Unlimited plan now is a worse version of this. Instead of throttling you after a set usage amount, they throttle you absolutely whenever it's convenient for them, as often as they please. You become a second-class customer who has to wait their turn while all the first-class customers (on more expensive unlimited plans) are being served.
The man get his jokes from god. He goes outside on a random calling and digs until he finds scrolls that all have these jokes no mortal man is capable of such humor
Since your first few videos, I've kept watching for a good laugh. I'm happy to see a serious issue at home get more attention through your comedy, thank you, from Santa Clara County.
This man deserves many more subscribers
"Slower than Floyd Mayweather reading Green Eggs and Ham."
funny as hell
What is funny is that Floyd may be dumb but he has more money than every single person who viewed this video, plus more. Dude is balling, he doesn’t need to know how to read. He just needs to know how to count.
"Unlimited plan. Should have called it the Helen Keller Plan, cause I cant communicate with anybody!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I hardly ever even laugh watching this because it's so real. I've had that entire conversation, at a volunteer homeless center I dropped of jackets for. Three days and 800 people handing out Jackets and clothes and Verizon did the exact same thing verbatim.
As a Verizon Employee for 32 yrs I'm outraged by this slander !!
It's all 100% true , but I'm still outraged !!
We used to say back in the day .... "Supply and demand? We are the only supply , so We can demand whatever the F**k We want"
My hatred for Verizon made me switch to a prepaid network.
You know all those just use the big names towers right? Your guaranteed to be using verizon, Sprint or tmobile service network just under another name.
@@MrJoshcc600 I know it runs on those towers, but I don't get any surprises on my bill, not to mention I pay about half as much for essentially the same service.
What do you have?
Me to back in early 2000's.
Told myself Verizon would NEVER see another $ from me and they never have😀
They had this really d.bag customer service model that pretty much left you with the impression i the customer was lucky to have them as a service provider.
Left them for Virgin Mobile, then Metro pcs. Phone contracts are for suckahs. Buy the phone outright no contracts and pay $30 month tax included.
@@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 Verizon doesn't have contacts and you buy outright too. Can't speak for your customer service experience but I've never seen a issue in 6 years my bill is exactly the same each month. I want happy when i switched to them but they had things u needed my old carriers didn't.
As an ex Verizon customer I approve this message
You must be getting ripped off 😇🤣 must suck to pay more and shitty service too bad you were not hooked up
Nope. Also an ex Verizon customer and my service with AT&T is just as good and costs less! I won't ever go back to Verizon!
You can only get an argument like this, in America. Lol
Some dodgy shit behind the scenes and now you have a crazy monopoly.
Tom Brady wants Mark Wahlberg to play him in a movie. Get on this, Mahk.
How are they going to make Wahlberg a foot taller.
When he said "last thing you want is to lose your communications" youtube had a seizure and closed
"How you going to look me up with that slow as internet"
Had TH-cam for about 6 years now, this is the only channel I have notifications on for
"Slower than Stephen Hawking on a unicycle." Lmao
Lol and vrizon's building catches fire
"Did we say 10 minutes we ment 3 hours... whats that you got the premium package yeh about that"
I used to work for Verizon and can legit confirm everything the "customer service representative" said.
I almost laughed a turd out, I've never turtled so hard in my life.
Dropped Verizon last week because of this shit.
CALI EMT good onya
ATT slapped a disclaimer on unlimited plans right after net neutrality was stripped saying that they'll throttle data whenever the fuck they want. They called it "peak hours" but never defined those words.
Dam that’s sucks for you 🤣 because every carrier did this and still does sucks that Verizon got blame because all bunnieses and essential workers like police and fire fighters use Verizon cuz it’s the best
How have I not discovered Mahk until now??!! Every single one of these is fantastic.
I went through the fires in California last year and I still think this is funny.
Cali still hasnt put out the fires, 2018, lol
@@gregoryeverson741 Not sure what's funny about the fires still going on. People have died.
@@davidp2888 So what? People die everyday. The whole world has a sad story.
@@seamorgh21 Bitter, party of one. Must suck to be you.
@@davidp2888 he is not bitter he is right... You want the fires to go out pay your taxes and fight for more firefighters instead of inmates.
Thank you Mahk for doing this about Verizon. Keep them coming.
Here's my Black Friday gift.
You mean sexy pictures of Tom Brady? 🤣
I lost it after that scream from his brother-in-laws burning house just before something explodes.
*_Vahwizon incweased theh pwices again..._*
* in 🅱oston accent
It's the Boston accent ... not Elmer Fudd!! All of our r's don't sound like w's. 😒
0:36 That interruption is hilarious! LOL
Slower than Floyd reading green eggs and ham 😂
That was absolutely your best video ever!
That's why I use T mobile
Yeah they rock
Nate Sal 😂😂😂 Verizon is wayyyy better much worth the extra cost
Nate Sal AT&T owns T mobile
Happybugs Gamer at&t is so bad switching to Verizon was the best decision I ever made
Meldins STI I know I have Verizon my self AT&T might be faster but Verizon has more towers
"Slower than Floyd Mayweather reading Green Eggs and Ham." I blew up laughing when I heard that.
Do Flex Tape next
I think he did
Josh Cc600 no he didn’t
Jon Tron already did it.
Phil sawed his boat in half, taped it back together with flex tape, sat on it while speeding the boat through a river.
It's a meme at this point.
Doesn't look self entitled like Verizon, apple or Chevy.
Still mahk could make some jokes out of it. Lotta dawmayge to done.
That would be phenomenal
Keep em coming, this is gold
No limit like master p 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man! All this time I had "The Unlimited Plan" when I should have signed up for "The Even MORE Unlimited Plan"......thanks Mahk, we should hang out more often!!
Finally this video passed 1 million views, well at least it got it before 2019 ended.
This one was really well done. Nice work.
My Verizon plan has unlimited lines, just like Mahk's forehead.
1 Line=1 JD Powah award
Im dead lol
Loved that sneaky little no limit Master P joke... it made me say uuuuuh!
Its despicable that they do this to the men & women (Mostly men though) who put their lives on the line every time they step into a burning building. Verizon sounds like a terrible service
Why do you need the “mostly men” part?
@@Kevin_A relax put your soapbox away. Its a fact that the majority of firefighters are men
@@Stuart267 I know but what is the point of saying that? It’s unnecessary
@@Kevin_A Unnecessary? Men are being attacked left & right by the media & by women in general these days. Fact is without us "Big awful" men this world would be a far worse off place without us & that is a fact. Men build things cars, houses frigging huge skyscrapers, Men have died in battle to protect countries across the globe & now today, men are being feminized or shamed for their gender & that is also a fact.
@@Stuart267 that has nothing to do with what you said. Bringing up that statistic is irrelevant
Thanks for the context in the description.
Slower then Mahk Having a Movantic Moment .... #777Slots
"I really hope they don't look at my internet history!" I feel ya on that...lol. Tbh I don't have an issue with their data, but you nailed it on the call quality!
Meanwhile Im watching on 1x
"Look pal. I already have an Unlimited Plan. Meaning No Limit. Master P."
Mahk knows what's up...
i miss Mahk i hope he's ok.
Mahk is now a registered sex offender for trying to bang a 9yr old. This channel is done.
Don’t miss him. He’s not lonely. He’s got plenty of perverts to hang out with on the Florida sex offender registry which is his new home.
2:45 Good Vibrations is the ring tone. Nice touch
MAHK I LOVE YA HOPE YA HAD A GREAT THANKSGIVING YA CRAZY BASTARD
“We’re Verizon. We’ll never be held responsible for our actions.”
1:43 = subliminal message
“How you gonna look me up with your slow ass data”
Verizon is so bad, I went to T-Mobile...
And WAY overpriced
Sillysoft maybe if you live in a big city and don’t travel but Verizon has way better coverage and is much faster
My work pays for my personal phone cost. Got verizon until that changes
@@meldinssti3311 Yeah guy I know was telling us he would switch us to another company, told him to look at a coverage map. We lived in the one area it was spotty.
I have Verizon. No contract at all i can leave any time. Didn't always though i did have tmobile and Sprint but service sucks in my area, worked great in other states. The reason i switched finally is because verizon let me choose my phone number, others only let me choose my area code and i needed a truly local number for my buisness. It's been good to me mostly but doesn't like unlocked phones.
Me: So you have an unlimited plan?
Verizon: Yes. but actually no
Att is the same I had the first unlimited plan and I couldn’t get it to play anything allowed anything except for speed test I tried restarting the phone I called him back I said hey what’s going on she said we slowed you down to like one kilobyte per minute I said no I’m on an unlimited plan and she said nope it’s one kilobyte for minute it’s unlimited you’re right I said no I can actually count the kilobytes for the hours left in the month that’s not unlimited she said is there anything else I can help you with I said yeah the unlimited plan because you haven’t help me with it they are all junk
Idk why I just found this channel bruh. This is hilarious.
Ur not alone lol
That's why I went with AT&T. They have a contract with First responder which to me costs 35 something a month and that's unlimited and doesn't throttle you down like Verizon does. went to a indy car race and since they are the official sponsors said hey I work for a company that supposedly gets the perks from you and I was wondering what do I get. Well you get a percentage off if you go with one of those capped plans. said what about the unlimited 100 plan. NOPE. said thank you and walked away. Been happy with AT&T so far. As a first responder Mahk I thank you for making this commercial about how FUCKED UP Vernothing did to the fire fighter guys in California. I bet if the CEO's house was out there and burned it would have been Carma and we all know how that is.
michael bartow AT&T still throttles people which shouldn't even be a thing
So you went with the biggest crooks in the world?
starcommtrey please the biggest crooks are Verizon and t mobile. Verizon in the sense that to get their “unlimited” data your spending $100 + and that is for 1 phone. and yes I asked them because I’m supposedly able to get a discount on their plans with the company I work for. Their response well we give discount on the rated plans like 5 gig data bullshit. As for t-mobile their big bullshit statement is the amount of “towers” they have. My father in law had a jitter bug phone and had a t-mobile SIM card well that piece of shit company would only allow you to call on their network if the phone was near one of their many towers they “supposedly” have. Yeah I call bull shit on them. You couldn’t find too many towers in my area and we have atleast 12+ towers in our area. Why do you think t-mobile is buying sprint out. Oh that’s right for their towers. Yeah talk about crooks. better yet ask yourself why is it att got the contract to have the first net system for us 1st responders and not the others. Sorry but I think att has been more then fair to me. Maybe you feel they are crooks but I’ve given you 2 facts to back up why I went with them.
"How bout you call it the Helen Keller Plan? Cuz I can't communicate with anyone on it."