Watch season 4 of dating in the dark on TH-cam. With the UK narrator. He sounds like he hates dating shows, and just spends the entire episode roasting the contestants.
+Bibibity Boppity boo ""If you’re a b cup or smaller, take a step forwahd, turn to yah left, and GET OUTTA HERE!"" the irony when a woman say that, no one bburns her at the stake, when a man says this he is a sexist pig!... fun fact woman look at other woman their chest as much as men do!.
This guy is A GOLD COMEDIAN! You deserve more subscribers. Keep it up man! I believe you will have hope and shine the comedy future that TH-cam has been lacking! BONUS: I subscribed, FOR YOU!
PLEASE do TLC’s “90 Day Fiancé” and make fun of that show! I can’t stand that phony over-dramatic reality garbage, but that ‘a my wife’s guilty pleasure. I would love to introduce her to Mahk and would totally watch it then! 🤣😂
Dude you are so funny. You deserve WAY more subscribers! Good work and keep up this hilarious content and they will come! P.S. Do more car ads, they were so funny! Sincerely, Car Enthusiasts everywhere.
Everyone is saying "he has an 82nd tattoo!" I thought they meant he used to have 81 tattoos and he got a new one. I was like, where is he hiding all those tattoos though?
I just wanna tell everyone I just discovered this fuhking channel, and that sense of wonder and awe you had so long ago, I'm just having it *_right_* now. xD This guy.... I can't take this anymore. I'm in stitches! My face is starting to hurt!
We're in Love! Follow us on social media for updates on the wedding @Ali_Zebracorner & @im_Mahk
You're a year late
I just got done burning a chevy
@@bondablitz03 legend
Please post more holy shit this made me laugh so much
You're a North Easterner , aren't you?
If you own a chevy.
Take a step. Face to the left.
Leave
Came looking for this comment. I found it. Thank you and have a good day.
If you own a Chevy, how did you even get here?
@@SlandersPete if you own a ford, why?
Just actually what I think
@@SlandersPete because chevy before the late 90s were good and he should call out the chevys of today
If The Bachelor was actually like this, then I would actually watch The Bachelor.
You should watch it anyway. It’s absolute garbage but fun to watch.
Love island comes close
@@lazyken6468 I die everytime I see that cheesy fucking intro
Lol me too
@@c.i.a9221 -- Buy him some Tide Pods to snack on.
if tom brady and mark walberg had a baby it would be this guy
A little incesty ;)
Nah, he'd be taller if he were Brady's kid
He may look like mark but where in the hell do you get Tom Brady, just because it’s known that mark likes the patriots and Tom Brady?
That's why he likes Tom Brady so much. 2:02
Lmaoooo
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that he likes Tom Brady
really i got the impression he wanted to rip his guts out
the cat man yah so to clone him for 6 more.
Tawm Bwaydee*
If you ever hear an accent of this nature, chances are they like Tom Brady.
No he is a big Ryan Fitzpatrick fan
The great thing is, Tom Brady once refused a free Chevrolet he was offered
Yay
Wrong video lol
@@daveynorton bahaha
@@camostrike4395 summer
@@ellien8934 flood
"Stabbed me with a fowrk."
lmao "if you are not willing to call me tom Brady during intercourse, or allow me to call you tom Brady during intercourse..."
That one had me dying! ROFL 😂 Mahk should do stand up comedy!
I see your parents named you Gisselle
Haha yeah.. so.. you wanna go out later? 😏
Gold
I like your face
This man has enough lines on his forehead to be a barcode
Hey thats my last name
6 69
Wow such an original comment *applause* not.
@@lucifer6028
Shut up Kaneki. He got lines, he needs the lift
i'm dead
I just found this channel by accident and it was the best accident I ever made. This channel is great!
That's what my parents say about me!
I'm still not sure how I ended up here. Not that I'm complaining
@@TheCumberCoIlective same here
The_Weeb_Lord they said I was the worst instead of best so can kinda relate
Me too, seems like first video I found was a pizza commercial, and then I subbed and started laughing....
Plot twist, i met this guy. He shook my hand
HE DID?! MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!
And if I’m not mistaken that’s a Chevy in your profile pic.
Oooooohhhh.... In light of Gaming Racer's comment, please step forward, turn to the left and exit. Thank you.
@@latin_girlbeeech2003 This comment wins the internet lol.
Did he try to sell u a chevy because thts wht he does for a living. Always tryin ti sell someone a chevy n hates fords
I'm mahk I don't shake hands LOL
And I don't know what this show's about
bunch of skanks fighting over some dick they don't own
or want
alxuria hahaha that ending
They spelled "The Bachelah" wrong
Just fire the whole cast of SNL and hire this man and whoever helps him for the love of God!
Heck yeah!
SNL has not been funny for a fucking decade. Mahk wins.
Shows you dont need to bash Trump to be funny...
He would be really good on SNL
That would be the ONLY that would make SNL funny again... it REALLY SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you knocked it out-a-the pahk dood
I lost it when I saw Tom Brady's face on her😂
Thats when I lost it too.
Oh shit, I thought that was Mahk's face 😂
Guess I should have watched the video before looking at the comments
i was in tears far before that point
@@queencleopatra007 OH SAME HAHAHA
"If you are unwilling to call me Tom Brady during intercourse...
or allow me to call you Tom Brady during intercourse"
I died
Gotta say best episode of the bachelor ever and only episode I've managed to completely watch
Watch season 4 of dating in the dark on TH-cam. With the UK narrator. He sounds like he hates dating shows, and just spends the entire episode roasting the contestants.
Me too.
LOL
Dude keep up the videos. It's comedy gold.
yup thats right haha these videos r so funny.
true
Masubi right he's pretty cool
Masubi 666 like
Your name is Eli, GTFO!
Mahks least favorite things:
Car: Chevy
Cellular: Verizon
Bank: Bank of America
Action: shaking hands
Movie: black panther
Name: Eli
Wow that racist
In what way is it racist?
@@MChief123 watch the south park episode it'll explain
Welcome to 2020 where everything is relate to something apparently racist
wheres burger king???
“You look like a ex af mine that staabbed me with a foark.”
What if Tom Brady drives a Chevy..? 🤔
Heather B He rejected a free chevy so I think it’s safe to say he doesn’t
Nah he has a Suburban
Don't even joke about that! How Dare you!?!
The Universe would explode.
Didn't he do the Chevy volt commercial? LOL
If you are not okay with calling me Tom Brady or me calling you Tom Brady during intercourse.
killed me right there
first
Just started the video and already died again to that "I don't shake hands" xD
"If yer have anyone named Eli in your family and your not willing to cut them off" 2007 and 2011 always remember
Wish he mentioned nick foles lol
I called 2007. Tom Brady doesn't like facing a killer d line like the Giants had.
If she says Chevy is reliable....get the fuq out of here! 👀😂💀
“I don’t hug sweethawt”
Finding your stride. I love the die hard Boston sports fan character your finding. Great videos. Keep'em coming.
James Evans But is it really a character!?
Im_Gat his accent sucks
Hana M no it's pretty spot on south Boston
Ben Rotstein We need him to do a Texan accent for Ford commercials.
Ben Rotstein I'm from Dorchester unless he's truly from Boston with a speech impetiment
Being from Massachusetts myself I cant disagree with this man
From what I read, he's actually from Saint Pete Florida but he took a lot of time to learn the Boston accent .
When you realize he actually had to watch an episode of the Bachelor over and over to make this
That's the true horror of all this.
"Flintstone feet you can go"🤣🤣🤣
If you’re a b cup or smaller, take a step forwahd, turn to yah left, and GET OUTTA HERE!
Ironically, the first girl he cut looked to have some serious chesticles
+Bibibity Boppity boo ""If you’re a b cup or smaller, take a step forwahd, turn to yah left, and GET OUTTA HERE!""
the irony when a woman say that, no one bburns her at the stake, when a man says this he is a sexist pig!...
fun fact woman look at other woman their chest as much as men do!.
Lmao
S Dew I’ve seen women get called out for saying shit like that all the time.
😂🙌🏼
Who edits these vids, what a genius
Cesar probably Mahk
He does lol
Cesar He is!
"You with the nose......you can go!" 😂😂😂
She just knew he was talking directly to her! LMMFAO!
omg that ending 😂😂
Showed this to my mothah, who's a rabid Brady fan. She said "hilarious," and then seriously "...Tom looked pretty in that dress."
I feel like his forehead is going to open up like a second mouth.
Lol
I was thinking the same thing, kinda like Audrey II from Little Shop of Horror hahahaha!
It's gonna say something like fuggitaboutit.
I thought he was wearing a hairnet! 😂😂
"I don't know what this show's about"
Finally, a Bachelor I can relate to...
you are a comical genius!
How do you only have 6k subs? This channel deserves way more subs.
Howeyroll Little did you know...
FantasticMrColeson ikr
OnlyNightHorror 35k. Get it right.
Dumbasses. It's 38k
It's 39k
“What’s the word I’m lookin for here uhhh, bl**ow*jobs**” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
please go ahead and get outa here
John Doe *likes own comment like said pussy*
😅
This guy is A GOLD COMEDIAN! You deserve more subscribers. Keep it up man!
I believe you will have hope and shine the comedy future that TH-cam has been lacking!
BONUS: I subscribed, FOR YOU!
My dude doesn't shake hands. He's way ahead of his time.
Is he really your dude?
I think Mahk likes Tom Brady.
PLEASE do TLC’s “90 Day Fiancé” and make fun of that show! I can’t stand that phony over-dramatic reality garbage, but that ‘a my wife’s guilty pleasure. I would love to introduce her to Mahk and would totally watch it then! 🤣😂
Legend has it if you hold a barcode scanner to Mahk’s forehead, you get the option to buy the state of Massachusetts
laughing at "Mahk"
I spy a 82nd Airborne tattoo on Mahk's arm
Daniel Sorto right i was wondering if anyone else saw the ALL AMERICAN tattoo. I say Hooah “Airborne”
Thomas D trust me i was with the 82nd that definitely it Hooah
Giselle and Julian if they are girls lol. Tom Brady's wife is Giselle. His number one receiver that he throws to is Julian Edleman.
Justin Frazier He probably meant the backup RB
We seriously having a discussion about this?
Giselle is tom bradys wife
Half this skit wouldn't be funny if we didnt kno that
*Edelman
If you have won a JD Powah awahd, get outta here
*"I don't shake hands"*
My life moto
My spirit
G P 8 my lifestyle
@@nehemiahzo_ my creepy crawly spider friends
The A-Team track made this for me. GG Murdock
Dude you are so funny. You deserve WAY more subscribers! Good work and keep up this hilarious content and they will come! P.S. Do more car ads, they were so funny! Sincerely, Car Enthusiasts everywhere.
This dude is a f*cking RIOT!!!!!!!! Keep em' coming!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
This dude should be the spokes person for black rifle coffee
He should be the spokesperson for everything.
they love ELI lol
Just discovered your channel yesterday and I’ve already watched almost all of your videos. Really great stuff my dude!
There's an ad to buy Bachelor on the side. Read the room, TH-cam.
He chooses a 6 year girl in real life
Just recently found your channel and I just can't stop watching.. Instant subscription after the lego Chevy commercial. You are a hilarious genius
" Don't look back at me like that there. " lol
Honestly this Mahkified reality show that is under 4 minutes is more entertaining than actual Reality Tv shows.
lmao this is gold
Everyone is saying "he has an 82nd tattoo!" I thought they meant he used to have 81 tattoos and he got a new one. I was like, where is he hiding all those tattoos though?
"You with the nose" looks like a blonde Penelope Cruz
I’m real life he’s taking it like the bachelorette now.
This dudes tom Brady obsession IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
"I don't hug sweetheart.
Ay! Dont look at me bacc like dat dere"
Dude great job, I've scrolled through so many comments and they have ALL been positive, record broken dude, congrats
Tom Brady face made me laugh, but also made me leave 😂 Saw everything I needed to see.
We've waited long enough. I think we all deserve a shirtless Mahk skit by now
2:15 Mahk's face is so creased with anger, he looks like someone drew on him with a sharpie...
Love this guys sense of comedy 💥
I’m glad that someone likes clam chowder just as much as me.
I was just about to turn this off until you got to the long Tom Brady speech.
Hilarious!
In Boston, Christians don’t hang up crucifixes in their house, they hang up pictures of Tom Brady
hahaha
missed "alll driving a Chevy - GET OUTTA HERE!" :D
(sure they all would leave.... haha)
Dude has an 82nd Airborne tattoo at 0:53.
Golden as usual!
You need to make more videos. These are amazing.
This guy was so ahead of his time. Not shading hands since before it was cool
I got a thing saying “do you like this ad?” “Report this ad”
That 82nd Airborne Tattoo tho.
*ALL AMERICAN*
Best television theme song in the history of this universe, or any other universe, known or unknown; The A-Team.
I was not expecting that ending 😂😂
"If you believe JD Power Awards are actual awards beat it."
You guys deserve so many more subscribers
Bro I'm loving the channel and telling all my friends about this. Keep it up man. You are hilarious.
Nice 82nd tattoo man. When were you there? A Co & HHC / 1-505 - '90-'94 - AATW! Funny shit man.
Good eye. 1/319 HHB '05 - '08 AATW
Thanks for your service, Mahk!
Zebra Corner
C co 1/325 '04-'09
1/17th here, great videos. It hurts when I laugh that much.
Omg I can’t stop laughing
😂😂😂😂😂
Now that Tom Brady is a Buc, will Mahk change allegiance? I cannot image Mahk's Boston accent yelling "Go Bucs!"
Bro this is probably the best video of mahk yet
0:56 "You with the flinstones feed can go"😂
Feet
so glad i found this channel, so fucking glad.
Is that an Eighty Duece tattoo on you arm? Hell Effin yea brotha!!
This is the best one you’ve done so far
I just wanna tell everyone I just discovered this fuhking channel, and that sense of wonder and awe you had so long ago, I'm just having it *_right_* now.
xD
This guy.... I can't take this anymore. I'm in stitches! My face is starting to hurt!
82nd all american airborne
You must be happy with the super bowl this year
Redpill 286
How about this year?
How about this year
If JD Power and Associates gave you one award
This is the best one yet. I've always wanted to see a season of the bachelor where the guy was a massive misogynistic prick. That would be quality TV
That would be funny.
Haha, the Tom Brady face at the end got me. Nice work!