I think the fact that this has the most dislikes of any of Rodger's honest commercials that I've seen shows just how deeply coffee has its claws in us. Speaking of which, I need a cup of goddamn coffee.
@@blackwing1362 There's a browser extension called 'Return TH-cam Dislike' that I would recommend. It shows dislikes, but I believe it only shows dislikes by people who also have the extension or something. Right now it's showing 11k dislikes, though the actual number is probably higher
Getting rid of the dislike feature but leaving a functionless button. What an improvement. But the video creator can still see the number of dislikes so who's feelings are they even protecting?
I don’t think it classified as addictive? Anything can be addictive, food, exercise, sex, etc. but for a drug to be addictive, there has to be some withdrawals or something. I enjoy a cup in the morning, but if I miss it, it’s no big deal. On the weekends, I don’t wake early enough, and never miss that cup. People aren’t stealing from their grandma’s to buy coffee. Is sugar a drug? Is turkey a drug? Almost anything and everything you put in your mouth affects the way you feel one way or another. Is exercise a drug? Is sex a drug? Ok, I’ll agree that sex is a drug.
@@alphagt62 what drives the addiction is the caffeine combined with the sugar. I don't put and cream, sugar or flavor additives in coffee. I can drop off coffee whenever I desire. I have gone days, weeks and months without a cup and no anxiety nor anger.
Dude...The amount you're consuming itself is huge...Even you can't survive a day without these cups of coffee.. Because you've made your body adapted to it...And you're addicted too bro...I was consuming like 2 cups of coffee and reduced it to one
I totally agree. I stopped drinking coffee for about a week and a half and by the second day people were saying that I looked like I lost my dog or that I was about to start crying.
@@Squirrel-zq6oe If you had just kept going a few more days you would have turned the corner. I quit in Jan 2019 and haven't looked back or ever felt better.
Cracked me up :D Been without coffee most of my life, drank it maybe one year at work at some point, then pretty much quit it, only on special occasions or if I must perform 110% and I never have to. Better coffee than meth lol. But yeah ain't any worse off, on the contrary.
@Jaap Jacobsen Maybe, but you can shift the target of your addiction. In my family lines we have a lot of alcoholism, but I never had a problem with that. But I've been a heavy computer addict for 25 years. Used to be horrible, much better now. It's not even for pleasure anymore, just to fill the social void artificially. Oh yeah, chakras, talking about figuring something else to do than your addiction.
More like 5-6 bux on average depending on where I go. Sux when they charge the same price in USD, Euro, Pounds and don't get be started on friggn Francs. A medium at Starbux in Switzerland was actually 7-8 Francs. I cried when I realized that a Franc actually trades for a Euro.... such BS xD That whole country is overpriced.
I quit coffee last year by slowly decreasing dosage until I was able to switch to herbal tea. Now I can do whatever I want in the mornings without suffering headaches from withdrawal. It's such freedom, I love it.
I decreased my dosage like that too, and once I was (essentially) off caffeine, I was surprised to find that zero percent of my reason for drinking it was the taste/smell/warmth/routine, and the ONLY reason I drank it was the caffeine. I had no particular desire or aversion to decaf, so I couldn't be bothered to make it. I decided to go back to coffee, but now I make decaf and add in a quarter teaspoon of instant coffee. My issue wasn't the coffee itself, but the fact that I'd keep increasing my dose to get the same result.
@@jebavjeb the coffee plantation are not how he said. Not today! They are very modern and highly productive with very little labor force and lots of machinery
The history of coffee in the Western world is actually really interesting. There WERE countries that tried to ban it and viewed it as an illicit pleasure, but eventually the caffeine won. My silver lining to the COVID-19 pandemic was that I went from being a twice-a-day Starbucks devotee to an occasional coffee drinker. I still like coffee, but I see no need to spend $6 a cup for it.
I remember reading early Muslims introduced to it argued on its permissibility (remember, this is the religion forbidding alcohol and by extension recreational use of drugs or anything that might cause one’s mental faculties to be impaired…) Coffee made people more alert, but not lose awareness, so it wound up a time-honoured staple and bedouins see Arabic coffee as a must for hospitality (I constantly have to reject offers of coffee or even most black teas because I only consume either herbal or floral teas like mint or rosebuds… or black teas with sugar and milk. ^^;;: I have to explain often I just don’t like bitter things or stimulants. People also get confused by my not drinking carbonated drinks usually!)
Always thought spending $6 per cup is stupid. Buy a coffee machine. Or turkish coffee pot. Or coffee percolator. Or you can fill grounded coffee with hot water directly in your cup.
I prefer doing it myself. I have cevze, hand grinder, and small gas burner. Whole set is less than 400$ and will last forever for you. You just have to buy fresh roasted beans.
@@RobnBeck10 it's a stimulant. Smoking cigarettes can trigger it also as does cocaine.. I know it sounds weird but often times if my friends and I did coke someone had to take a dump like 10 mins later..
Can confirm this, the times they guess the right spelling of my name are maybe 1/10? Not that I care, as long as they get my order right I'll be Chrystina (not my name) if you make my coffee the way I ordered it.
@@elliot1784 I have been drinking black gourmet coffee for over 40 years now. It certainly does not taste like asphalt to me. I enjoy the natural taste of coffee. Let’s face it, alcohol tastes like medicine to a young person who has never acquired a taste for it either.
Wow! You are such a rebel, man! Everybody look at him: drinking a coffee while watching anti-caffeine agenda. You are so cool! It makes You cooler than the guy who banged Stiffler`s mom!
That ones not very good how about he could sell a night light to the sun you see it plays on multiple aspects of the sun like its always day to the sun the sun is bright and how would you sell something to a star you see clever
I am from Honduras, while coffee is relatively cheap and intermediaries do earn more than producers, coffee producing is actually sustainable and many families live from its production since its not in the hands of large companies but of small and medium plantations.
@@garylester8621 The so called "fair" trade is in reality still a branding from large organisations, especially Rainforest Alliance that require a large amount of entrance fee, groups of small specialty coffe companies are better as they tend to much aware of the small batch quality and thus willing to pay more to ensure that (I actually don't care about the increased price of raw beans as long as the farmers can have their share of benefits from that, but I am aware that some unhealthy business models are entering the industry), which large companies like Nestle would never be aware of, in fact they have the tendency to go against individual farms that happens to produce quality coffee, as they are much aware of the stability of quality (stable low quality so that the consumers won't have too high of expectations), and are not willing to let groups of small farms compete with their business models (farming communities that are aware of the existence of high end coffee markets are dangerous to them because that might cause the raw material prices to go up and break their monopoly in some region).
2 types of shit huh? Yeast shit that intoxicates you in the alcohol & also coffee bean being the most processed plant on the planet where most companies fertilize with human sewage now. Yum jacked up on shit. 💩
I enjoy the natural bitter flavor of espresso. The real addiction is SUGAR for most people... If you want to point fingers at any drug that's harmful...
I love sitting in starbucks on my overpriced apple computer drinking overpriced caffeine products knowing that I'll never have to work in a sweat shop or coffee bean farm.
Robin Horgan good point, now when you see a smile on people’s faces drinking coffee is that we don’t have to work in a sweat shop ever. (Lifts cup) I’ll drink to that.
I once had a girlfriend tell me she would break up with me if I smoked weed, because drugs were bad. She needed her coffee every morning, enjoyed a smoke after dinner, and a beer in the evening. What a woman.
Well, drugs are illegal and the other stuff isn't. Some people don't want drugs around. It puts their job, their kids, their entire life at risk and drugs generally bring low class people around with them. If you can't see the difference, maybe you should put down the weed and grow up.
“I’d like to show you some footage, this time of a happy hardworking guy in....Ethiopia or Guatemala-somewhere hot it doesn’t really matter” dang roger that’s cutthroat 😂😂😂
Visited a coffee finca (farm) 10 years ago in Costa Rica where the Tico owner was so proud of the fact he was paying his Nicaraguan workers (family with children) to pick his coffee beans. They had huge hand woven baskets they wore on their backs. He was paying them in colones the amount equal to $11.00 (US) PER DAY.
@@Jan-sf7xv Actually I live here and while housing is less, food, electronics and many other items are equivalent to, or more than in the USA. And our sales tax is 13%. At the time when the workers received $11.00, yes the man was paying more than what a lot of other people were paying. But they were paid for picking only the red beans and it was a long day in the heat under the sun.
@@verscetti well it didnt but starbucks is the bigest representive of coffee so it doesnt matter where coffee came from. With your logic the dislikes should be from the ancient people who discovered coffee. But thats just stupid isnt it
@@jebavjeb No that's your logic not mine. Coffee is a healthy drink with cancer fighting properties enjoyed by the majority of people around the world, it can be very beneficial, so it's stupid to tear it down to an addiction. Starbucks coffee on the other hand is unhealthy shit, you are served a small shot of actual coffee with a ton of sugar and dairy product for feel good yuppies. It may represent coffee for collage kids and the younger generation in America but it doesn't to the rest of Americans and the whole world.
@@grootsChannel no, it isn't. Not all of us have weak genes, like you. They actually did research on this and found there are genes linked to addiction. Some people can't get addicted to anything. Others can get addicted to literally anything.
@@NikoBellaKhouf yeah I don't get addicted to stuff that quickly, but if I'd go and do a nice little bit of heroin rn i'd probably get addicted to it and so would you.
GROOT I mean, most of the really hard drugs literally carve pathways of addiction in to you, so addiction resistance doesn’t really factor in to those.
alcohol isn't that bad. Fermentation is a healthy process that has been used for generations to ensure sanitary food and beverage. Most people that have a problem with alcohol have other problems or got into a problem because of faulty cultural perceptions... I myself shouldn't drink alcohol (and fortunately despise the flavor ) but that is because I am genetically predisposed to fixation and mental addictions to things. That, however, is a problem with my genetics, not with alcohol.
Alcohol is a poison - how is it not "that bad"? Ethanol is the only type of alcohol we can drink in moderate quantities and not get seriously sick from - but your brain still gets damaged over time.
redavatar If you drink too much water it is also toxic, as are most fat soluble vitamins. that doesn't mean that when used appropriately they aren't helpful to the body.
Sure, "dosis facit venenum" for quasi every substance. Even though we adapted quite well to alcohol through evolution, beyond a certain consumption it is still a drug, with worse consequences than addiction to caffeine. The fascinating thing is, some drugs are totally accepted by the society (alcohol, caffeine, tobacco), while others are solely available by prescription.
it's probably because of two things: 1-he's so calm about this to the point that you're too shocked to turn away, or 2-unlike Adam, who's just stating facts, Roger wants you to still buy
“Co-operative, sustainable, organic, ethical, no, don’t ask questions, the farmers are happy and we treat them fairly, how do you know we do, because we have this certificate that says we do, and everyone knows if you have a certificate, it must be true.”
That Roger guy has absolutely brilliant delivery! He is able to say all sorts of horrific things and yet he sounds and looks like he's offering you the best thing going.
@@rakesmaharzan3890 Good coffee really doesn't though. You have to get used to it, like with most things that taste bitter, but it does not have tot taste like sigars and asphalt.
I don't really understand the tip system you guys have. Are you just supposed to give away extra money after the overpriced stuff you actually buy? Why? Only asking because we don't have it.
How are there 8.5K th8umbs down???? And how am I only seeing this channel in 2019, 3 years after these videos were published??? TH-cam algorithm needs a bit of work I'd say.
The "honest" series basically tells the details of the message of The Good Place: that in modern society, nothing is pure and free of some kind of negative taint! Everything we love is in some way exploitative or delivers unknown or unexpected negative consequences...joy! Doesn't change that these videos are quite amusing, of course!
Well it's not _just_ modern society. People tend to romanticize the past and the future, but both are more similar to the present than different. Humans suck, generally speaking. We always have and we always will.
Yes, this world is "very evil", as opposed to what we want/think/expect it to be (often due to us being subjected to too much "motherly" care, while lacking "fatherly" care in our childhood). And yes, "enjoying without bad consequences" was originally called "piety" as opposed to "sin" a.k.a. "enjoying in a way that will bring suffering in the future".
Basically it's telling people that still have fun live their life and all that but in one way or another somebody's pleasure is always somebody else's suffering I mean I love Amazon but I know how they treat their employees love Walmart but same thing Plus you ever noticed that most of the people that Roger and so it's insults is usually the people that walk up with the $89 cup of Starbucks coffee and literally think they're better than you plus the honest series shows that Honesty isn't always nice and sugar coated
@@sammywilliam8156 If we want to treat this subject as serious, what you suggest is that life is a zero sum game, meaning everything nets out to zero. Of course, that isn't true - the benefits of communal living and increased efficiency is that humanity as a whole experiences a net gain in overall positivity, leaving more positivity to spread around and thus increase the average. As we continue to widen our scope, we've even achieved the luxury of factoring in gains beyond human enjoyment, such as the protection of plants and animals. While there are hidden negatives (e.g. damage to the environment), continued progress can and does diminish that too.
Lmoa! "A nice warm cup of your personality" That is soo true, know a bunch of people that coffee is always their first subject of conversation of the day.
I almost spit out my coffee at "a nice, warm cup of your personality" but I didn't want to lose any of my personality. Still not as bad as the drugs I'm used to doing 😅 I'm legally declared sober and that's enough for me lmao
I'm from Brazil and my family has been growing coffee for 4 generations, since we immigrated from Italy. It's a brutal job where everyone in the family will take part, men, women and kids. You spend the whole year preparing the land and taking care of the plantation, sell it when the right time comes and with the money earned you try to go through the whole year until the next cicle comes. When my grandparents were still around and things were much simpler, with no electricity or supermarkets within reach, we grew everything else we'd need in our own farm: beans, rice, corn, all sorts of vegetables and fruit, raised cattle, chicken and pigs. Now the only thing around is fucking coffee EVERYWHERE. Refrigerator is full of processed crap, microwave works non stop, we have cars and motorcycles, tvs and computers. And people are paranoid, anxious, dying of cancer and heart failure more than ever. Whereas my grandmother used to eat raw sausages and pig fat on a spoon and she lived to be fecking 97! Sorry, went on a rant. What were we talking about? Oh yes... COFFEE! Where's my mug?
Marcio Coelho Marcio Coelho it's crazy how things have changed in such a short amount of time. We think we have "progressed" with technology etc., but one day it will our downfall. I liked hearing your story. Thanks for sharing 😊🍵
Hot chocolate and soup do not bind to adenosine receptors, activate adrenal glands, cause vasoconstriction, increase heart rate, increased anxiety, and then have withdrawal effects after ceasing regular consumption.
@@xFlared do you have other solution for adrenal glands underactivity? my dr. suggested coffee (I got off for a month or so, enough to get over the withdrawal headaches)
@@wassimdbouk3863 Trading a stranger's happiness for your own (Any exotic bean is harvested with slaves). Look up court cases. Chocolate and diamonds... If you cared about anything the "Fair Trade" bag would be obvious.
In the video Roger says, why bore you with the complexities of international commodities trading? Well I used to be a broker and some clients bought and sold coffee beans - they are transported and stored in bulk - like sugar and gasoline. Ships go around each port where they have a contract, pick up the locally sourced beans, and they all get mixed together. So any packaging that says it’s ethical or single sourced, unless you’re paying $25+ for 8 oz of coffee beans like single source Costa Rican coffee, the packaging is lying. The company buying the beans may actually have contracts with small more ethical coffee farms/plantations, but they are not being shipped and stored separately in 95% of the instances. So beans at Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts and Blue Bottle and every independent coffee shop, are almost certainly from the same blend of sources, just roasted differently.
I can tell you one thing covid and strikes we survived in our mechanics warehouse . We got like 300 technicians. But if the coffee machine breaks . All hell breaks loose 🤣
caffeine causes insomnia, tremors, and palpitations. not to mention stained teeth, gastritis, and intestinal hypermotility. now if these effects dont bother you, have at it.
Damn, this hits right in the spot. All the jokes (and real complaints) i give to people that are addicted to this thing basically combined in one video, this is so satisfying
If you take equally stimulating amount of meth than normal dose of coffee, you could see that meth doesn't make your heart flutter nor it burns your stomach, nor makes you shaky, reduces possible pains and makes you more uplifted and works at least 10 hours. Triple the amount of meth and you are slightly wired and feel strong and confident. Triple the amount of coffee and you feel horrible and throw up shaking and sweating.
I didn't have my first cup of addiction until I was in nursing school in my mid thirties. I thought it was disgusting but my, "so called friend" showed me how to dress up my liquid poop with flavored creamer, sugar and I was hooked!! From there, I started having health issues, (not from my delicious sludge water, I am not giving it up!!) and they progressively got worse. One thing, I started noticing was when I didn't drink my flavored hot piss water, I would start feeling better. So I weaned myself off, did you hear that? Weaned, like off a mother's teet because that's how addicted I was. I had a couple relapses, did you hear that, relapses! Everytime, my health would nose dive so I am completely off the juice and have not looked back. My health is getting so much better. I actually have energy, my own energy! I have shared this information with some of my addicted friends who are having health issues and their response is .."I am not giving up my coffee, no way" Go figure.....🙄
@@leonardovaldivia5200 Yeah ofc you are right too, these type of industry are more of a customer service than just serving coffee and they're bothered by it. I was just stating how people these days take lightly what caffeine is and have no clue on how to operate the substance.
@@Kowaidesuka They put in an SB counter at work. I like the Cold Brew and was selling it for $1.99 which is less than Walmart. Then they upped it to $2.69. Goodbye Cold Brew. How about some of that free ice and water?
I’ll admit I’m not willing to give up my one daily morning cup of coffee because I actually love the taste and the smell of coffee ☕️ plus, in my case, it has health benefits 😉😂
I'm not addicted-i only have 45 cups a day. Roger-some of us know exactly what this sludge is but I just love the way you poke a stick at it-its ALL TRUE . love your other bids too,keep it up
I really got into coffee for a while, until I started having anxiety problems (not to mention getting upset over even the smallest of things) and trouble sleeping. Yeah, just green tea for me from now on, and even then not too much.
For less than the cost of a cup of coffee you can help these poor and starving minutes. You can show them a better life. Would you tell this helpless little minute no? Really? I'm the only one that thought of this? Really? I mean damn, the reply came instantly when I saw this glorious comment. I just can't believe this wasn't already said. Sometimes ya just get a win. Thanks!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i'll never drink coffee again just because i don't want a middle aged man appearing in my backyard in the morning breaking the fourth wall
Yeah, ur name doesent make sense, who woudent want a middle aged man with the knowledge of a 4th dimensional being showing up
Wait
Is Roger still alive?
I’m lonely. Send him my way.
Ha ha ha ha ha 😆😆
Well then I'll have to drink it 3 times a day in hopes.
The smirk on Roger's face while saying the most condescending yet truthful shit is just priceless
True dat.
That's what I love about this series. It just cracks me up.
💯
I know. This is gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“A nice warm cup of your personality.” That’s good.
Mmmmm-hmmmm......
Good to the last drop.
"Jim never vomits at home."
😊😊😊
Roger slays.
Damn good cup of coffee
I was about to quote that too LOL. It's so true, I awaken the best when I drink coffee with my VR H03S ;-;
I want that on a shirt
I think the fact that this has the most dislikes of any of Rodger's honest commercials that I've seen shows just how deeply coffee has its claws in us. Speaking of which, I need a cup of goddamn coffee.
i do Coke.......acola
And how many would that be, because I can't tell anymore
@@blackwing1362 I'm trying to remember, I want to say it was over 10k or something.
@@blackwing1362 There's a browser extension called 'Return TH-cam Dislike' that I would recommend. It shows dislikes, but I believe it only shows dislikes by people who also have the extension or something. Right now it's showing 11k dislikes, though the actual number is probably higher
Getting rid of the dislike feature but leaving a functionless button. What an improvement. But the video creator can still see the number of dislikes so who's feelings are they even protecting?
“Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor” this man deserves a 1 hour special
Just commenting so you get a notification that your comment did well lol
@@markusvdt2540 you're a good guy
@@ebsss100 hahaha xD
Not quite sure if that beats the energy drink description of sweet tarts that have been peed on.
Electric_Bagpipes OMG saw it a few videos after this one. Almost broke my chair.
“Marc with a “C”
“That’ll be 11 dollars Carc”
thats two Cs
Cmarc
Wouldnt it be cark?
+us
Wait till he realizes that Mark isn’t short for Marcus...
"Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor" Priceless....
Perfectly describes how disgusting it tastes lol
That's the good stuff!
Priceless? No, it's actually 30$ each cup, 40$ if you look like you have a lot of money.
Hahahahaha
I love coffee and that made me lol.
I prefer decaf. Instead of being addicted to coffee and sugar at the same time, I’m just addicted to sugar
Don’t kid yourself. Decaf still has about half the caffeine of regular coffee.
Sanka
I don’t think it classified as addictive? Anything can be addictive, food, exercise, sex, etc. but for a drug to be addictive, there has to be some withdrawals or something. I enjoy a cup in the morning, but if I miss it, it’s no big deal. On the weekends, I don’t wake early enough, and never miss that cup. People aren’t stealing from their grandma’s to buy coffee. Is sugar a drug? Is turkey a drug? Almost anything and everything you put in your mouth affects the way you feel one way or another. Is exercise a drug? Is sex a drug? Ok, I’ll agree that sex is a drug.
You aren't everyone.
@@alphagt62 what drives the addiction is the caffeine combined with the sugar. I don't put and cream, sugar or flavor additives in coffee. I can drop off coffee whenever I desire. I have gone days, weeks and months without a cup and no anxiety nor anger.
Thank God I'm not an addict and I only drink 3-5 cups a day. I feel bad for the addicts
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Me too friend. All I need is my caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol to get me through the day. Addicts really got it bad.
Martin Altmann Did u forget sugar?
god isn't real
Dude...The amount you're consuming itself is huge...Even you can't survive a day without these cups of coffee.. Because you've made your body adapted to it...And you're addicted too bro...I was consuming like 2 cups of coffee and reduced it to one
"There ya go! A nice warm cup of your personality"
*sigh* this is way too accurate
Frozen Blade 🤣🤣🤣
I totally agree. I stopped drinking coffee for about a week and a half and by the second day people were saying that I looked like I lost my dog or that I was about to start crying.
@@Squirrel-zq6oe If you had just kept going a few more days you would have turned the corner. I quit in Jan 2019 and haven't looked back or ever felt better.
Cracked me up :D
Been without coffee most of my life, drank it maybe one year at work at some point, then pretty much quit it, only on special occasions or if I must perform 110% and I never have to. Better coffee than meth lol.
But yeah ain't any worse off, on the contrary.
@Jaap Jacobsen Maybe, but you can shift the target of your addiction. In my family lines we have a lot of alcoholism, but I never had a problem with that. But I've been a heavy computer addict for 25 years. Used to be horrible, much better now. It's not even for pleasure anymore, just to fill the social void artificially. Oh yeah, chakras, talking about figuring something else to do than your addiction.
'Your name butchered written on it'. Spat my coffee out at that point. I am now licking it off the floor but I am not addicted.
lol
Same...
Good to know you don't have a problem
If you ever do show signs of having addictions, then we gonna have to take a leg
You certainly can quit anytime you want.
Nothing like drinking a good cup of coffee while watching this!
Yup, sipping my legally and socially approved bitter drug here with a smile on my face :-)
lol true
“A happy looking person in Ethiopia or Guatemala or somewhere hot it doesn’t really matter” 😂😂😂 savage!
Diazound right as I was reading your comment. He said it lol
Ethiopian coffee is legit good though. Was in Ethiopia a few months ago and bought back a few bags of coffee beans.
@onelove lmao for real?
Isn't he too white to be an ethiopian?
I am from Guatemala and I could say children is the main workforce to collect coffee :(, they get paid around 6 dollars per 100 Kg of coffee beans
$11 dollars? Damn, Starbucks has really brought down their prices.
Must have been Vegas or an airport.
+HowToCompute101 Texas? 😮 Where's a willowbrook mall like 30mins from me.
+A$AP Hades There's*
+HowToCompute101 "only"? In Italy a cup of good original cappuccino with cream, not drowned in sugar and chemicals, is considered overpriced for 2.50
More like 5-6 bux on average depending on where I go. Sux when they charge the same price in USD, Euro, Pounds and don't get be started on friggn Francs.
A medium at Starbux in Switzerland was actually 7-8 Francs. I cried when I realized that a Franc actually trades for a Euro.... such BS xD That whole country is overpriced.
I'm glad I only smoke crack. Coffee is way to addictive
Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?
🤣🤣 hell naw bhlood
Too*
Hol up wait a minute
it's only a true drug if you add sugar
I quit coffee last year by slowly decreasing dosage until I was able to switch to herbal tea. Now I can do whatever I want in the mornings without suffering headaches from withdrawal. It's such freedom, I love it.
I decreased my dosage like that too, and once I was (essentially) off caffeine, I was surprised to find that zero percent of my reason for drinking it was the taste/smell/warmth/routine, and the ONLY reason I drank it was the caffeine. I had no particular desire or aversion to decaf, so I couldn't be bothered to make it.
I decided to go back to coffee, but now I make decaf and add in a quarter teaspoon of instant coffee. My issue wasn't the coffee itself, but the fact that I'd keep increasing my dose to get the same result.
He is right, but even if he wasn't, this guy could sell me anything
He is not right. Not totally... But he is right about the overpriced "cafeterias"
@@LuizSMatos-dr9tz go drink your coffee pal you are getting cranky 😂
@@LuizSMatos-dr9tz he is right. Give me something he said wrong
@@jebavjeb the coffee plantation are not how he said. Not today! They are very modern and highly productive with very little labor force and lots of machinery
@@LuizSMatos-dr9tz dude, did you see how old this video is
“A nice warm cup of your personality.. Drink up”🤣
Lol
hahahahaha
👏👏👏👏👏🤣😭
That part got me 😭😭
“I didn’t even try” and then moves and shakes the tip jar next to her!! Classic!!!
Couldn't help laughing at that!
I lost it at that moment
I didn't understand that joke
Lol Randor
The history of coffee in the Western world is actually really interesting. There WERE countries that tried to ban it and viewed it as an illicit pleasure, but eventually the caffeine won.
My silver lining to the COVID-19 pandemic was that I went from being a twice-a-day Starbucks devotee to an occasional coffee drinker. I still like coffee, but I see no need to spend $6 a cup for it.
I remember reading early Muslims introduced to it argued on its permissibility (remember, this is the religion forbidding alcohol and by extension recreational use of drugs or anything that might cause one’s mental faculties to be impaired…) Coffee made people more alert, but not lose awareness, so it wound up a time-honoured staple and bedouins see Arabic coffee as a must for hospitality (I constantly have to reject offers of coffee or even most black teas because I only consume either herbal or floral teas like mint or rosebuds… or black teas with sugar and milk. ^^;;: I have to explain often I just don’t like bitter things or stimulants. People also get confused by my not drinking carbonated drinks usually!)
Always thought spending $6 per cup is stupid. Buy a coffee machine. Or turkish coffee pot. Or coffee percolator. Or you can fill grounded coffee with hot water directly in your cup.
Coffe shops are so dumb, it's not even about the coffe. Its about the "status" the cup provides.
@@NickShlan aeropress would do the job and it is cheap 😊
I prefer doing it myself. I have cevze, hand grinder, and small gas burner. Whole set is less than 400$ and will last forever for you. You just have to buy fresh roasted beans.
When he rattled the tip jar, that was comedy gold.
No it wasn’t comedy gold
“Steve”
@@tomaso0 OK, no cream. So it was coffee comedy noir.
THATS MY STEVE HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Lol yeah I chuckled
And at the end, Roger should have added, “and now you suddenly need to poop.”
YES! What the hell is up with that? My husband says it's all in my head. Yeah, no!
@@RobnBeck10 Caffeine increases intestinal motility.
Exactly. It doesn't happen every single time, but often enough to be annoying. The struggle is real. ☕🚽
@@RobnBeck10 it's a stimulant. Smoking cigarettes can trigger it also as does cocaine.. I know it sounds weird but often times if my friends and I did coke someone had to take a dump like 10 mins later..
@@Mixwell1983 exactly!
I had to stop this video halfway and get a cup of coffee.
I laughed probably much harder than I should have at this comment! Thank you. 🤣 🤣
Me too xDD
I am drinking wine right now, coffee later, please
@@jonhy.2024 Me too, (Oops, I have to get a refill).
I definitely drank coffee while watching this.
I love how in this universe the world just kind of has to deal with this one guy owning every industry.
It's pretty close to how America functions
LOL This actor is F-ing brilliant.
His name’s Roger Horton bitch ...Respect him 🙏🙏
The writers never get the credits, its sad
The writer of the script is a genius as well.
Patrick O'Neill it’s about delivery too.
Glenda Suggs Absolutely😂
"Here's a cup with your name just... butchered on it." omg
There you go, Randor!
Gotta keep it at 69
Can confirm this, the times they guess the right spelling of my name are maybe 1/10? Not that I care, as long as they get my order right I'll be Chrystina (not my name) if you make my coffee the way I ordered it.
I didn't get that one, could anyone explain it to me? I'm not an English native speaker.
@@beto.aveiga They never spell your name correctly on the coffee cup.
Thank you TH-cam for this daily dose of asphalt flavored grace
Roofing tar never tasted so good.
Yellow Penguin, you good bro?
I needed something to watch...
With my coffee.
☕☕☕☕
Lol y’all like it black too? 😎
Same but now I put that turmeric laird superfood in it.
@@elliot1784 I have been drinking black gourmet coffee for over 40 years now. It certainly does not taste like asphalt to me. I enjoy the natural taste of coffee. Let’s face it, alcohol tastes like medicine to a young person who has never acquired a taste for it either.
Laughing at this while I drink my morning coffee… with no intention of ever quitting. 😂
They can take my double espresso out of my cold dead hand!
Of course, most addicts wouldn't care.
Wow! You are such a rebel, man! Everybody look at him: drinking a coffee while watching anti-caffeine agenda. You are so cool! It makes You cooler than the guy who banged Stiffler`s mom!
Am a coffee farmer in Kenya and I hope u continue enjoying the drug...
And I hope you keep making money
@King Panther Because he owns the coffee farm. But, what about his workers?
...and I hope you fairly share the earnings with your workers.
@@ksway8471 coffee market is always there ....
@King Panther when we sell we get cash thats how we afford stuff...
This guy could sell the Sun to itself
hoodie 225 could sell a refrigerator to Eskimos
That ones not very good how about he could sell a night light to the sun you see it plays on multiple aspects of the sun like its always day to the sun the sun is bright and how would you sell something to a star you see clever
stutts 1895 I think your digging way to deep into a stupid joke my dudw
@@majestikmoose225 perhaps
@@zenvandusen1576 Eskimo is a derogatory term. I definitely wouldn't be telling my Inuk neighbours you said that, though.
I am from Honduras, while coffee is relatively cheap and intermediaries do earn more than producers, coffee producing is actually sustainable and many families live from its production since its not in the hands of large companies but of small and medium plantations.
And that's just what the guy said.
@@garylester8621 The so called "fair" trade is in reality still a branding from large organisations, especially Rainforest Alliance that require a large amount of entrance fee, groups of small specialty coffe companies are better as they tend to much aware of the small batch quality and thus willing to pay more to ensure that (I actually don't care about the increased price of raw beans as long as the farmers can have their share of benefits from that, but I am aware that some unhealthy business models are entering the industry), which large companies like Nestle would never be aware of, in fact they have the tendency to go against individual farms that happens to produce quality coffee, as they are much aware of the stability of quality (stable low quality so that the consumers won't have too high of expectations), and are not willing to let groups of small farms compete with their business models (farming communities that are aware of the existence of high end coffee markets are dangerous to them because that might cause the raw material prices to go up and break their monopoly in some region).
that's what my drug dealer of cannabis told me
I live in Copan Ruinas
@@garylester8621 No he insinuated that farming coffee was not sustainable
I put whisky in my coffee, two birds, one stone.
Bushmills ftw.
Shitfaced and jittery. Sounds like fun!
I like to add some THC to mine in the evening. Get 2 birds stoned at once.
You’re clearly American (i can tell, but not the way you might think)
2 types of shit huh? Yeast shit that intoxicates you in the alcohol & also coffee bean being the most processed plant on the planet where most companies fertilize with human sewage now. Yum jacked up on shit. 💩
"A nice warm cup of your personality."
Bleedin' Christ, that's genius.
should be stamped on every single mug owned by people that claim 'i cant start my day without coffee'
Sounds like a good tagline!)
“Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor that occurs naturally” lmao nothing more relatable
Miranda K LMAO ikr
Miranda K.
Sounds like Star_blaughs house blend! 😹
I do lmaoo that will be 11 dollars yooo I cantttt😭😭😭😭
I enjoy the natural bitter flavor of espresso. The real addiction is SUGAR for most people... If you want to point fingers at any drug that's harmful...
theres almost nothing i love more than the taste of black coffee...
I love sitting in starbucks on my overpriced apple computer drinking overpriced caffeine products knowing that I'll never have to work in a sweat shop or coffee bean farm.
Tell me where the union made computers are being made. I'll buy one.
Robin Horgan good point, now when you see a smile on people’s faces drinking coffee is that we don’t have to work in a sweat shop ever. (Lifts cup) I’ll drink to that.
And I like drinking the same coffes you do knowing I paid a dollar for mine snd you paid 6 or more for yours.
Make sure to only use your apple computer to watch youtube videos as well. That really makes the most of its capabilities.
In the name of justin beiber never say never 😁
Coffee spelled backwards is Eeffoc. Now used in a sentence. "I DON'T GIVE A EEFFOC UNTIL I HAVE HAD MY COFFEE"
Very underrated comment.. XD XD XD XD XD
"You're Winner"
Is eeffoc another word for urine?
Think: rented beer
Brilliant
This comment deserves waaay more likes! I am laughing out loud. So clever!
❤ #True
I also cannot Evil without my Ethiopian Eeffoc
#evil_backwards is LIVE
I once had a girlfriend tell me she would break up with me if I smoked weed, because drugs were bad. She needed her coffee every morning, enjoyed a smoke after dinner, and a beer in the evening. What a woman.
Well you picked her
Did she leave you when she got tired of you talking shit on her instead of talking to her?
That’s what you call a “keeper”
Well, drugs are illegal and the other stuff isn't. Some people don't want drugs around. It puts their job, their kids, their entire life at risk and drugs generally bring low class people around with them.
If you can't see the difference, maybe you should put down the weed and grow up.
@@someguy5035 Because cigarettes are good for you lol. And beer brings drunks around.
“I’d like to show you some footage, this time of a happy hardworking guy in....Ethiopia or Guatemala-somewhere hot it doesn’t really matter” dang roger that’s cutthroat 😂😂😂
Visited a coffee finca (farm) 10 years ago in Costa Rica where the Tico owner was so proud of the fact he was paying his Nicaraguan workers (family with children) to pick his coffee beans. They had huge hand woven baskets they wore on their backs. He was paying them in colones the amount equal to $11.00 (US) PER DAY.
@@karenrogers6146 that's actually not bad. you need to consider that generally, stuff there cost less than in the US
@@karenrogers6146 That's actually a pretty good pay.
@@karenrogers6146 Wow! That's so awesome :)))
@@Jan-sf7xv Actually I live here and while housing is less, food, electronics and many other items are equivalent to, or more than in the USA. And our sales tax is 13%. At the time when the workers received $11.00, yes the man was paying more than what a lot of other people were paying. But they were paid for picking only the red beans and it was a long day in the heat under the sun.
I guarantee all the thumbs down are from Starbucks groupies.
Yeah probably
Lol! 🤣
Jennifer 873 yes! Because Coffee came from Starbucks.
@@verscetti well it didnt but starbucks is the bigest representive of coffee so it doesnt matter where coffee came from. With your logic the dislikes should be from the ancient people who discovered coffee. But thats just stupid isnt it
@@jebavjeb No that's your logic not mine. Coffee is a healthy drink with cancer fighting properties enjoyed by the majority of people around the world, it can be very beneficial, so it's stupid to tear it down to an addiction. Starbucks coffee on the other hand is unhealthy shit, you are served a small shot of actual coffee with a ton of sugar and dairy product for feel good yuppies. It may represent coffee for collage kids and the younger generation in America but it doesn't to the rest of Americans and the whole world.
Like dad used to say: "It's a cup of polluted water."
That also applied to carbonated sugared beverages as well.
Your dad should have tried to drink better coffee. It doesn't taste like polluted water, it tastes like coffee.
This video explains exactly why I don't drink coffee. Don't miss it at all.
He Nailed It!!!
that's because you americans can't make a decent coffee even if your life depended on it
Based
I spent two years working an an addiction research lab. Everything he said about it being a drug is accurate.
Not really.
@@NikoBellaKhouf yes it is. You just don't wanna realize that you're seriously addicted to coffee
@@grootsChannel no, it isn't. Not all of us have weak genes, like you. They actually did research on this and found there are genes linked to addiction. Some people can't get addicted to anything. Others can get addicted to literally anything.
@@NikoBellaKhouf yeah I don't get addicted to stuff that quickly, but if I'd go and do a nice little bit of heroin rn i'd probably get addicted to it and so would you.
GROOT I mean, most of the really hard drugs literally carve pathways of addiction in to you, so addiction resistance doesn’t really factor in to those.
There is another even worse drug, that is totally legal, culturally celebrated and consumed on a daily basis: Alcohol.
alcohol isn't that bad. Fermentation is a healthy process that has been used for generations to ensure sanitary food and beverage. Most people that have a problem with alcohol have other problems or got into a problem because of faulty cultural perceptions... I myself shouldn't drink alcohol (and fortunately despise the flavor ) but that is because I am genetically predisposed to fixation and mental addictions to things. That, however, is a problem with my genetics, not with alcohol.
Alcohol is a poison - how is it not "that bad"? Ethanol is the only type of alcohol we can drink in moderate quantities and not get seriously sick from - but your brain still gets damaged over time.
redavatar If you drink too much water it is also toxic, as are most fat soluble vitamins. that doesn't mean that when used appropriately they aren't helpful to the body.
Sure, "dosis facit venenum" for quasi every substance. Even though we adapted quite well to alcohol through evolution, beyond a certain consumption it is still a drug, with worse consequences than addiction to caffeine. The fascinating thing is, some drugs are totally accepted by the society (alcohol, caffeine, tobacco), while others are solely available by prescription.
Also wheat
This man needs some sort of award simply for existing and gracing us plebeians with his awesomeness.
Well said!!!! And you need an award for saying some well said shit. 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Plebeians 😂
"A warm cup of your personality" glorious!
& TRUE
Know what's really funny? I had to watch a coffee ad before it let me play the video :P
sure pal
Illuminati Confirmed
Photoshopped mate!
An "ad"?
What's an "ad"?
Oh, I get it, you don't know how to use a computer yet.
+Reza Pratama no
Hah hah, all those suckers addicted to coffee... now where did I put my tea?
yeah fun fact, some tea (black teas f.e.) have just as much if not more coffein in them as coffe so they are just as "addictive and bad"
😂😂😂
@#SODA# Sapis // That's the joke
clearly,it's a joke.
Pffftt... Some jokes and sarcasm are just too deep for some people. 😒
It's like a less aggressive Adam Ruins Everything. Love it.
Agreed
i love them both
they're both awesome
I like them both but this makes me angrier, I'm not sure why
it's probably because of two things: 1-he's so calm about this to the point that you're too shocked to turn away, or 2-unlike Adam, who's just stating facts, Roger wants you to still buy
“Co-operative, sustainable, organic, ethical, no, don’t ask questions, the farmers are happy and we treat them fairly, how do you know we do, because we have this certificate that says we do, and everyone knows if you have a certificate, it must be true.”
Never have I been so offended by something I whole-heartedly agree with.
This series with Roger is probably the best stuff on youtube. :)
Yeah, well it’s good. But what’s he trying to sell us.?
@@larryparis925 All the good stuff from the trusted "Horton"-Family Brand
That Roger guy has absolutely brilliant delivery! He is able to say all sorts of horrific things and yet he sounds and looks like he's offering you the best thing going.
Ron Watson Yup, that’s the exact point.
Larry Paris nothing. He’s selling our eyeballs for a slice of that sweet ad money.
Coffee is wet cigar boiled asphalt flavored. Genius and so true.
Ok so ym i can literally make a cigar out of coffe when it is dried 😂😂
Yes this is so true I always wondered why black coffee tasted like snake venom 😂😂😂😂
Arabica beans roasted to perfection taste nothing like asphalt. You're drinking the wrong stuff.
Yea it tastes like wet ballsack
@@rakesmaharzan3890 Good coffee really doesn't though. You have to get used to it, like with most things that taste bitter, but it does not have tot taste like sigars and asphalt.
Roger skipped over the real magic of coffee... convincing you to buy a product worth 50 Cent (tops) for 3000% times.
That's why I make it at home. I get 2 pounds of fair trade organic swiss water decaf beans for $30 and drink two cups a day for months.
@@aluisious- caffeine pills are 10 cents a pop.
Water is free
@@dragonsdynamite6403and where exactly is this free water at?
Really? Where are you buying $1,500 cups of coffee?
« And that’s the moment I’m glad I never started this addictive shit » I say, while devouring an entire chocolate bar
"Warm addictive brown stuff"
"Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor"
"Overpriced addictive sludge"
"Chemical reward of unregulated psychoactive drug"
_*Warm_ addictive brown stuff
@Maenad Fixed it! Thank you
Sounds like icebreakers
@@MrNyathi1 They are bad for the mentally healthy people.
@@MrNyathi1 You should when you make general claims about the world around you.
That tip jar shaking lol. Well done
Gonna name my kid randor lol
My favorite part of the video!!
Don't mess up this post's like count...perfect :)
Well done? I prefer medium rare!
I don't really understand the tip system you guys have. Are you just supposed to give away extra money after the overpriced stuff you actually buy? Why? Only asking because we don't have it.
I think the writers of this channel is genius and have been through hell and want us to suffer with them. I can relate.
Me too.
Watched this while drinking coffee.
I watched it and without irony actually wanted one at that moment and still do
Me too. Right now, lmao
Same!
How are there 8.5K th8umbs down????
And how am I only seeing this channel in 2019, 3 years after these videos were published???
TH-cam algorithm needs a bit of work I'd say.
Wtf? Same here
Not the only one bro!
I agree, I'm getting videos that are way older and not getting new ones. What's up with TH-cam.
Because cracked doesn’t really release new material anymore. Sadly.
@@giorgigiorgi8375 same here!
"Overpriced addictive sludge"
Are we talking about Slurpies or coffee ?
Both
Please tell me it doesn't cost 11$
@@zohashaikh3730 it doesn’t cost $11, it costs $12...
@@FreeTanman93 👁️👄👁️
No slurpies cost $1.50
Relatable in a spiritual level
The "honest" series basically tells the details of the message of The Good Place: that in modern society, nothing is pure and free of some kind of negative taint! Everything we love is in some way exploitative or delivers unknown or unexpected negative consequences...joy! Doesn't change that these videos are quite amusing, of course!
Well it's not _just_ modern society. People tend to romanticize the past and the future, but both are more similar to the present than different. Humans suck, generally speaking. We always have and we always will.
Yes, this world is "very evil", as opposed to what we want/think/expect it to be (often due to us being subjected to too much "motherly" care, while lacking "fatherly" care in our childhood). And yes, "enjoying without bad consequences" was originally called "piety" as opposed to "sin" a.k.a. "enjoying in a way that will bring suffering in the future".
Or, as I like to say, our paradise is built on a mountain of corpses and suffering.
Basically it's telling people that still have fun live their life and all that but in one way or another somebody's pleasure is always somebody else's suffering I mean I love Amazon but I know how they treat their employees love Walmart but same thing Plus you ever noticed that most of the people that Roger and so it's insults is usually the people that walk up with the $89 cup of Starbucks coffee and literally think they're better than you plus the honest series shows that Honesty isn't always nice and sugar coated
@@sammywilliam8156 If we want to treat this subject as serious, what you suggest is that life is a zero sum game, meaning everything nets out to zero. Of course, that isn't true - the benefits of communal living and increased efficiency is that humanity as a whole experiences a net gain in overall positivity, leaving more positivity to spread around and thus increase the average. As we continue to widen our scope, we've even achieved the luxury of factoring in gains beyond human enjoyment, such as the protection of plants and animals. While there are hidden negatives (e.g. damage to the environment), continued progress can and does diminish that too.
He forgot the major poo you have to take within an hour...or is that just me?
That is just hot water at work. You'd get the same result from hot tea or broth.
#metoo
@@morganseppy5180 but it happens when i drink cold coffee + thats never happend to me when i drink hot water
might just be me tho
Love my morning poop after my morning joe
Wrong, literally within 10 min.
Lmoa! "A nice warm cup of your personality" That is soo true, know a bunch of people that coffee is always their first subject of conversation of the day.
I almost spit out my coffee at "a nice, warm cup of your personality" but I didn't want to lose any of my personality. Still not as bad as the drugs I'm used to doing 😅 I'm legally declared sober and that's enough for me lmao
I'm from Brazil and my family has been growing coffee for 4 generations, since we immigrated from Italy. It's a brutal job where everyone in the family will take part, men, women and kids. You spend the whole year preparing the land and taking care of the plantation, sell it when the right time comes and with the money earned you try to go through the whole year until the next cicle comes.
When my grandparents were still around and things were much simpler, with no electricity or supermarkets within reach, we grew everything else we'd need in our own farm: beans, rice, corn, all sorts of vegetables and fruit, raised cattle, chicken and pigs. Now the only thing around is fucking coffee EVERYWHERE. Refrigerator is full of processed crap, microwave works non stop, we have cars and motorcycles, tvs and computers. And people are paranoid, anxious, dying of cancer and heart failure more than ever. Whereas my grandmother used to eat raw sausages and pig fat on a spoon and she lived to be fecking 97!
Sorry, went on a rant. What were we talking about? Oh yes... COFFEE! Where's my mug?
Marcio Coelho Marcio Coelho it's crazy how things have changed in such a short amount of time. We think we have "progressed" with technology etc., but one day it will our downfall. I liked hearing your story. Thanks for sharing 😊🍵
Marcio Coelho well said keep the living the life as best you can... and drink coffee
Marcio Coelho
:-) great post.
"Raw sausages" that sounds better than coffee, so inspiring...
You are welcome for the job then *sips coffee*
Well this was all the encouragement I needed to get out of bed and make my coffee
"wet cigar, boiled asphalt flavored". Ok that I about died.
"boiled asphalt and wet cigar flavor"
couldn't explain it better myself
Here’s a fun drinking game- Take a shot of espresso every time he says “drug”.
@@doggo4507 Don't be stupid you'll just run really fast.
and now I can see sounds.
Adam M "I can taste my thoughts" 😂
@@vids595 but you'd feel like you were still alive for hours after your death!
I got the jitters
"Warm addictive brown stuff"
Can literally describe from coffee to hot chocolate to soup
who tf is addicted to a slab of seasoned meat?
@James Turner To food as a collective whole yes, to specific food, not so much.
I read it as "Hot Chocolate Steak" and it actually peaked my interest for a moment :)
Hot chocolate and soup do not bind to adenosine receptors, activate adrenal glands, cause vasoconstriction, increase heart rate, increased anxiety, and then have withdrawal effects after ceasing regular consumption.
@@xFlared do you have other solution for adrenal glands underactivity? my dr. suggested coffee (I got off for a month or so, enough to get over the withdrawal headaches)
I was drinking my morning coffee while watching this...
I will go to a Starbucks just to sit there and play this video as loud as possible for as long as I can before someone from that shop kicks me out ;)
LMAO!! Laughed so hard that I spat out my cof-...ahh...Dammit!!!
blackwunk lmao I’m dead
:D
Jesus Christ loves You Jesus Christ is a natural high God bless
That made me chuckle. Thanks dude, for the natural endorphins. Now I only need 2 cups of the C word.
"There is nothing quite like a nice steaming cup of addictive drug in the morning." 😂 It's true so it's funny! I just love irony!
Brown sludge
Somebody wrote 'fair trade' on this bag. That's good right?
Sure!
I didn't get that one
@@wassimdbouk3863 Trading a stranger's happiness for your own (Any exotic bean is harvested with slaves). Look up court cases. Chocolate and diamonds... If you cared about anything the "Fair Trade" bag would be obvious.
Not if you're a dude and it's written on your sack.
In the video Roger says, why bore you with the complexities of international commodities trading? Well I used to be a broker and some clients bought and sold coffee beans - they are transported and stored in bulk - like sugar and gasoline. Ships go around each port where they have a contract, pick up the locally sourced beans, and they all get mixed together. So any packaging that says it’s ethical or single sourced, unless you’re paying $25+ for 8 oz of coffee beans like single source Costa Rican coffee, the packaging is lying. The company buying the beans may actually have contracts with small more ethical coffee farms/plantations, but they are not being shipped and stored separately in 95% of the instances. So beans at Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts and Blue Bottle and every independent coffee shop, are almost certainly from the same blend of sources, just roasted differently.
I can tell you one thing covid and strikes we survived in our mechanics warehouse . We got like 300 technicians. But if the coffee machine breaks . All hell breaks loose 🤣
"unregulated psychoactive drug" you make it sound like a bad thing.
That's also a quote from cj in gta san andreas
Caffeine is bad in excessive amounts.
@@imabrahamdc2464 that's true but so is almost everything.
I myself drink coffee and it is a very addictive drug..that and tobbaco
caffeine causes insomnia, tremors, and palpitations. not to mention stained teeth, gastritis, and intestinal hypermotility. now if these effects dont bother you, have at it.
After this I'm naming my daughter Randor.
please don't. for the sake of her, please don't
ZiSt1989 please learn humor
I didn’t even try
Josh Radnor should do so :D :D :D
Just start calling everyone you see drinking coffee Randor.
Imagine the fun times.^^
“a nice warm cup of your personality”
😂😂😂
Damn, this hits right in the spot.
All the jokes (and real complaints) i give to people that are addicted to this thing basically combined in one video, this is so satisfying
I would have enjoyed this more but I haven't had my coffee yet.
budump-tshh
Thank you for reminding me. TO THE COFFEE POT!
I am the great cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
***** what? Didn't like the Beavis and Butt-Head reference?
don't you mean your warm, addictive brown stuff?
That's why I stay away from coffee and smoke meth.
Wisdom of the ages.
Yeah, the argument that coffee is equal to heroin and meth is pretty funny.
What makes it different?
are you asking the difference between coffee and meth? LOL go ahead and delete your comment
+Edwin Me too..
If you take equally stimulating amount of meth than normal dose of coffee, you could see that meth doesn't make your heart flutter nor it burns your stomach, nor makes you shaky, reduces possible pains and makes you more uplifted and works at least 10 hours. Triple the amount of meth and you are slightly wired and feel strong and confident. Triple the amount of coffee and you feel horrible and throw up shaking and sweating.
"A nice warm cup of your personality" Lmaooo im deceased
Dude!! Fricken hilarious. I almost slapped my knee that’s been replaced several times. Thanks for the polished and awesome humor brother.
I didn't have my first cup of addiction until I was in nursing school in my mid thirties. I thought it was disgusting but my, "so called friend" showed me how to dress up my liquid poop with flavored creamer, sugar and I was hooked!! From there, I started having health issues, (not from my delicious sludge water, I am not giving it up!!) and they progressively got worse. One thing, I started noticing was when I didn't drink my flavored hot piss water, I would start feeling better. So I weaned myself off, did you hear that? Weaned, like off a mother's teet because that's how addicted I was. I had a couple relapses, did you hear that, relapses! Everytime, my health would nose dive so I am completely off the juice and have not looked back. My health is getting so much better. I actually have energy, my own energy! I have shared this information with some of my addicted friends who are having health issues and their response is .."I am not giving up my coffee, no way" Go figure.....🙄
Rodger is the guy
''Rodger''...
Wroger is the man.
I thought Roger is a rabbit
indeed he is
Nah, Roger is a guy who tells it like it is, at least 362 days out of the year. What he does at Anthrocon is nobody's business. ;-)
the one viking named randor will be very angry that you said his name is not a name.
Actually, Randor is the name of He-Man's father. But he's pretty chill so no worries.
It's also a portmanteau of two game of thrones names. Randyll and Sandor - the more you know
unstoppableExodia "Sandor" is a Hungarian name, not a game of thrones name.
Uh, this style of coffee ad works even better on me: "You get your fix while someone else suffers". WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!?
Guy: Oh look at this beautiful day!! But it's missing something, Oh there if is!
Me: Your wife!!!
Guy: My coffee!
Me: Oh
Ok
Give me the wife ! ,🧝She was pretty Hott!
@@Smokinjo7208 Was that his wife? I thought he was there with his "squeeze".
Did you think that was his wife? He left his wife at home and told her he was going on a "fishing trip" with the boys. Looks like he caught a "tuna".
@@im1who84u lol
The dislikes are starbucks'
Wow! Thanks for the likes guys!
dislikes are people who actually think coffee is good for you.
@@Kowaidesuka You are right, that is a valid point. But I also think the coffee industry isn't happy with this video.
(We both are right)
@@leonardovaldivia5200 Yeah ofc you are right too, these type of industry are more of a customer service than just serving coffee and they're bothered by it. I was just stating how people these days take lightly what caffeine is and have no clue on how to operate the substance.
Starbucks is one of the worse overpriced coffee! Don't understand why people love it so much?! 🤷🤦🏽♀️
@@Kowaidesuka They put in an SB counter at work. I like the Cold Brew and was selling it for $1.99 which is less than Walmart. Then they upped it to $2.69. Goodbye Cold Brew. How about some of that free ice and water?
Whoever wrote this is probably really fun to talk to at a dinner party.
I’d have dinner lunch and breakfast with this person on a daily
I wonder what Roger eats and drinks
@@vigneshwaransubramanian1436 he doesn't
@@theperv01 why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
😆 🤣 😂
I’ll admit I’m not willing to give up my one daily morning cup of coffee because I actually love the taste and the smell of coffee ☕️ plus, in my case, it has health benefits 😉😂
These videos are putting into words, the cynicism I feel...
I appreciate the intelligent humor!!
Folks, remember, entertainment is subjective.
Deborah Fairbanks The question is... are you drinking coffee while watching?
Here's a hint: If your coffee tastes like wet cigar stubs and asphalt, you're drinking Starbucks.
Try not drinking Starbucks.
But I'm an average middle class white girl, what else CAN I drink?
Well if you are an average middle class white girl. Literally any other brand? idk
I work at Starbucks.
brandan matthews Trust me, you have my sympathies. Every fiber of my being weeps for you.
Cole Loves You True, you might actually be fucked, mate.
I'm not addicted-i only have 45 cups a day.
Roger-some of us know exactly what this sludge is but I just love the way you poke a stick at it-its ALL TRUE .
love your other bids too,keep it up
As someone who can't stand coffee, the smell, the culture of drinking it ... this is pure gold! (Just don't make fun of my tea habit.)
I too am a smug tea drinker.
You cant stand the culture around drinking one plant but readily indulge in drinking a different plant? Enjoy being a hypocrite much?
Peyote is the only tea you'll ever catch me drinking! 😄
I really got into coffee for a while, until I started having anxiety problems (not to mention getting upset over even the smallest of things) and trouble sleeping. Yeah, just green tea for me from now on, and even then not too much.
Do Sodas... do sodas do sodas do sodas... dooooooooooooo soooodaaaaassssssss
The Saucy Goblin Shark he did, he calls it bottled candy
Leonardo Maybe I should've checked before posting?
Why? Are you addicted to soda's or just addicted to adding unnecessary letters to words in desperation? LOL just kidding. It is funny though.
I can stop whenever I want. I'll be plastered to the couch all day with a constant intense headache, but I can stop.
Nice. Works the same with drugs ^^
That's withdrawal :)
@@jatnarivas8741 Yeap
I haven't had a cup of coffee for a week or more, or so. I plan to make some decaf coffee right about now.
@@theblasteffect4499 Decaf is a gateway to real coffee ^^
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this!
You have to believe this to happen!
No we dont!
#glassthecongo!
Yeah, no...i want to finish my cup of coffee first.
For less than the cost of a cup of coffee you can help these poor and starving minutes. You can show them a better life. Would you tell this helpless little minute no?
Really? I'm the only one that thought of this? Really? I mean damn, the reply came instantly when I saw this glorious comment. I just can't believe this wasn't already said. Sometimes ya just get a win. Thanks!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the reaction when roger suddenly shows up next to someone