I have the tac glasses, they're slightly better than CVS brand sunglasses Edit, the "tac flip", and they do mostly fit over glasses. They do not "enhance colors"
I'm in the finance industry and was talking to someone about how they assess the value of totaled cars and they said they use a system built by JD Power and I died🤣
“The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful forces on Earth, this is a flashlight we made in a sweatshop. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except both of them have been used in Japan.”
Best two lines easily: "This flashlight tastes f****** great on french fries!" "For $19.99 we'll even ship it to you in this block of ice, to prove to you that global warming is horse s***!" *Smashes ice with a hammer.*
Dude is fucking hilarious. I just discovered him last week and I'm in love. Such an amazing way to make statements without being a douche and alienating people. LOVE his style. And I adore that he is using such "normal" ads to recreate and share the ideas. I think this character and his arch are literally brilliant, and I want more!
Idk if this was already said, but I love how these aren't just him reacting to the ads like those crappy reaction videos, he's physically putting himself in the ad to diss them, and it's the best. I love you Mahk
"He's running away to look for ecstasy now."😂 Seriously though, I'm a flashlight nerd and I was totally stoked to buy one of these a few years ago. It's definitely not as durable as they say though. My wife used it outside to do something, and since they do all that crap to it on the commercials she figured it wouldn't be too big a deal to use it as a hammer for a few pounds. And she's totally right! If you can drop it out a damn helicopter you should be able to smack something with it a couple times and it'd be fine. However, following this incident it pretty much had shaken baby syndrome. Just ended up tossing it. Disappointing.
I have one of these, got it as a gift at some point. I dropped it and the little control board inside broke connection and the flashlight quit working, I soldered the battery terminal directly to the LEDs and it still works, but no more SOS mode obviously. I highly doubt it would survive a drop from a helicopter and still work, the chinese control board inside is horrible quality. My LED model maglite on the other hand still works after all these years, I've actually used it as a hammer in a pinch. If you want the golden standard in durable flashlights just pick up a maglite, the old school metal style ones of course, which they still make in the USA now with LEDs.
@@DMAX-tp4pc Sucky connections indeed, the piece that broke off inside of mine was the entire control chip. Hopefully nobody ever puts an 18650 into mine (they're compatible) because the battery protection circuit is bypassed directly to the LED lol. I've been in the market for a good larger size durable LED flashlight for awhile. I currently have one of those older police style full sized maglites, but the newer model with the LED bulb in it. Tough flashlight but the beam pattern isn't great and I can never keep D cells in stock for it. You seem to know a lot about flashlights, what would you recommend for a good larger size LED flashlight? Something with an adjustable beam, or at least a lens actually designed for having an LED in it would be great. Rechargeable battery would be cool, or just one that takes more common batteries. Looking for something a little more commercial grade I could keep for a lifetime, if that does mean D cells then that's fine. Thanks man, I'll look into the brands you suggested as well.
It's an E-1B Tracer, you an tell because of the radar dome. It is much larger than the slender disk on the newer E-2 Hawkeye. Originally named the WF-2, it was renamed in 1962 to the E-1B. Also you can find a video of this exact plane on display on TH-cam lol.
I saw the original commercial for this but now I actually want to buy it after watching this. I would love this as actual commercials I would pay this guy to do every info commercial ever made
I was doing that thing where you don't really laugh but more like exhale abruptly through your nose until it got to the dead stare "It's a flashlight," and then I absolutely lost it. Great content as always
"The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful forces on Earth! This is a flashlight we made in a sweatshop. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except both have been used in Japan!" 😹😹
Boy, I can't tell you how many times I've left my flashlight at the fire station under one of the truck tires. It's like some weird obsession/compulsion disorder. I had to go out of town once for a few days, so I set a whole box of them under a wheel. I think someone getting their bicycle licenced stole them.
I'd like to add "lux" is NOT a unit of brightness, it's a unit of illumination. The lux level is highly dependent on how far away the light source is. The measure of brightness, and what is most practical for measuring a light source, is "lumens".
What's hilarious is I was just doing a roof on a Senior Living Center that's about two blocks long. There was an old lady walking through the Garden Center I was standing on the edge of the roof. She did not see me ..I said beautiful day! She looked up and told me she would have never heard me with her hearing aids... She had that device around her neck. Told me she paid 139 on amazon but $600 for hearing aids and that one of her neighbors paid $6000!!! They must work cause i had a nice conversation.. She was so happy. 84 years old
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Your videos make my day everytime I see them, and you guys are funny as hell, thank you!!
I thought when you said use it for your car light I thought that would actually work
Bro you have to do the smaht pahk commercial with Chris evans!!
Now people can hear my cheeks clap from a mile away.
I could already hear your cheeks clap from a mile away
Yum
yum what??
The guards already know
@@Viewported the sound of cheeks clapping gets my gizard going
Next you should do the tactical sunglasses and some flexseal ones as well.
Flexseal is legit a good product tho
Yeah, flexseal does work, but the spokesman has an...eccentric method of advertising. It brings me a chuckle.
Tac glasses
NOTHING BEATS OXYCLEAN! HI!!!!!! IM BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the tac glasses, they're slightly better than CVS brand sunglasses
Edit, the "tac flip", and they do mostly fit over glasses.
They do not "enhance colors"
Yeah but do these products have JD Powah awards?
Yes they get 20 awards every year naturally.
I think that depends on how many they buy.
Only if manufactured in a Chevy plant
JD Powah Award for best on switch
I'm in the finance industry and was talking to someone about how they assess the value of totaled cars and they said they use a system built by JD Power and I died🤣
“This thing! Like $1.37 probably tops!”
*Switches to screen showing 19.99*
That's probably the production and labor costs.
Yeah that’s how much it cost to make it
Ever hear of business? Yeah thats how it works.
@@del0ryan88 Yeah theres that and also something called reasonable contribution margin
@@jmal they don’t pay those kids
"Did Michael J Fox take up knitting or something?!?", I thought I heard the coldest line...and then he drops a KOBE. killing me.
I thought about that, it was out of a helicopter, sadly ironic
I thought the same exact thing.
That's polar bears nuts cold.
“The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful forces on Earth, this is a flashlight we made in a sweatshop. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except both of them have been used in Japan.”
Killin you just like Kobe's fall did
Quite convincing, going to buy one for my friend who can’t hear. And the flashlight for the friend who can’t see
😂
This is so good it's bad😂
Lolololololololol
Bhawhawhawha and a fleshlight for a friend who can't make it stand?
Santhosh reddy Bollepally No a fleshlight for a woman
Haven't had cable in years, so this could be the actual commercial for all I know.
It basically is lol
This feels like something straight out of a GTA V radio commercial
🤔🤔🤔😅😅😅 fr!
FURRY
we need some zebra corner radio ad mods for gta 5 xD
A baby in a box, delivered directly to your door
Yes
Best two lines easily: "This flashlight tastes f****** great on french fries!" "For $19.99 we'll even ship it to you in this block of ice, to prove to you that global warming is horse s***!" *Smashes ice with a hammer.*
While I can’t see em’, I can hear them from an astounding court- ordered 500 ft away!
I love the cut away to the satisfied customer: "It's a flashlight." Lol.
testimonial: "it's a flashlight."
reliable.
Can’t say he lied or it’s false advertising lol
“KOBE” apparently it’s not too soon because I laughed my ass off.
😁so did I, but as good and virtuous person, I covered my mouth while laughing 🤭
@@jokerfieri1312 Yea, that's the joke.
The fact it came from a helicopter too...
@@thespacedisland5746 😬 that was brutal
At least the 🚁 wasn't on 🔥🙁
"those two things have nothing to do with each other"
*"except they both have been used in japan"*
Joshua Manasye best line evah!
Savage
I laughed so hard at that line.
I love edgy jokes.
Jesus Christ that was brutal
"We made these flashlights in the sweatshops, and we called the atomic beam. It really has nothing in common, but they were both used in Japan"
That one made he Burst Out Laughing 😂
Is there an earthquake inside a Joann’s fabrics? 😂😂😂
"Did Michael J. Fox pick up knitting" was pretty funny too
I got a job at Joann's fabrics, like, shortly before this video got uploaded, and I love that line
I was reading this when it was saying it
Dude somebody take away his green screen he’s getting too powerful
Funny!
Windmills do not work that way!!
I'm having to add this as a comment so I don't mess up your likes 👍
Dude is fucking hilarious. I just discovered him last week and I'm in love. Such an amazing way to make statements without being a douche and alienating people. LOVE his style. And I adore that he is using such "normal" ads to recreate and share the ideas. I think this character and his arch are literally brilliant, and I want more!
Once he reaches his full potential, he’ll destroy Chevy first, im fine with anything that happens after that.
Using these as the actual commercial would sell more product lols
They really are walking a fine line here. If they rip into these any harder, someone is going to approach them to do the real thing.
“You can even throw it out of a helicopter. KOBE!”
oh no
yeah bro, he didn’t mean it like that, it just came out wrong. I knew he fucked up when he said that
100% meant that lol
@Frank White Why me?
Rocky Snow and then left it in?
Oh shit, so that’s what’s up. Didn’t get it the first time... won’t be laughing at that one.
Idk if this was already said, but I love how these aren't just him reacting to the ads like those crappy reaction videos, he's physically putting himself in the ad to diss them, and it's the best. I love you Mahk
Yelp
Lol
* Huntah
That's why they're so fucking great! Reaction videos are annoying.
“I used mine right outside my parents door.... I think they’re getting a divorce, THANKS magic ear”
Oh my god that Michael J fox line was GREAT.
I didn’t get that one
@Seth'sChopShop oh lmao
Oh HELL ! THAT was brutal...
@@zachconant7031 ... Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's... keeps dropping his knitting needles.
Nateson,
Shitson.
Glad to see this channel is still going
Except it's not.
"throw it out of a helicopter"
"Kobe!"
I see and appreciate what you did there.
@@wbwbc89 it's a dead basketball player
@@marionetteking4036 Or a place in Japan where really good beef comes from
@@wbwbc89 People used to say: Kobe! when they tossed something at a trash can to help it go in.
@@YTRulesFromNM but if they missed and it hit the ground you could still say kobe haha.............. Get it?
@@wbwbc89 "whats kobe" come on bro
Her attacker thinks he’s at a dance club in Berlin.
Lmao
"He's running away to look for ecstasy now."😂
Seriously though, I'm a flashlight nerd and I was totally stoked to buy one of these a few years ago. It's definitely not as durable as they say though. My wife used it outside to do something, and since they do all that crap to it on the commercials she figured it wouldn't be too big a deal to use it as a hammer for a few pounds. And she's totally right! If you can drop it out a damn helicopter you should be able to smack something with it a couple times and it'd be fine. However, following this incident it pretty much had shaken baby syndrome. Just ended up tossing it. Disappointing.
Advanced Knife Bro on youtube has the best reviews on them.
@Agent J toss in a night at the Holiday Inn Express and you'll be undoubtable.
I have one of these, got it as a gift at some point. I dropped it and the little control board inside broke connection and the flashlight quit working, I soldered the battery terminal directly to the LEDs and it still works, but no more SOS mode obviously. I highly doubt it would survive a drop from a helicopter and still work, the chinese control board inside is horrible quality. My LED model maglite on the other hand still works after all these years, I've actually used it as a hammer in a pinch. If you want the golden standard in durable flashlights just pick up a maglite, the old school metal style ones of course, which they still make in the USA now with LEDs.
@@DMAX-tp4pc Sucky connections indeed, the piece that broke off inside of mine was the entire control chip. Hopefully nobody ever puts an 18650 into mine (they're compatible) because the battery protection circuit is bypassed directly to the LED lol. I've been in the market for a good larger size durable LED flashlight for awhile. I currently have one of those older police style full sized maglites, but the newer model with the LED bulb in it. Tough flashlight but the beam pattern isn't great and I can never keep D cells in stock for it. You seem to know a lot about flashlights, what would you recommend for a good larger size LED flashlight? Something with an adjustable beam, or at least a lens actually designed for having an LED in it would be great. Rechargeable battery would be cool, or just one that takes more common batteries. Looking for something a little more commercial grade I could keep for a lifetime, if that does mean D cells then that's fine. Thanks man, I'll look into the brands you suggested as well.
@@ixionn563 cops used to carry maglites, flashlight & emergency weapon all-in-one! Pricy, but well worth the investment.
"Did Michael J. Fox pick up knitting or something" 💀 😂
I feel bad that I laughed HARD at that line.
Oh man I laughed so hard and felt so bad.
That was disrespectful but funny at the same time.
Favorite joke in the whole video 😂😂
The general public hears the words 'military grade' and are amazed. A veteran hears it and thinks it was probably made by the lowest bidder!!!!
I doubt anyone who has been treated in a VA hospital is in favor of Universal Healthcare.
Yea. Whenever I hear "Military Grade", I'm thinking made by the lowest bidder, and then used by 50 people before me. -Semper Fi
Our toilet paper is made by blind people. (Military grade)
@@HariSeldon913 I don't think anyone who died because they couldn't afford to prevent something treatable is in favor of this healthcare either.
@@hyperx72 I mean they cannot be they are dead
“Weird ass radar plane” 🤣
E-2C or something
It was in the movie contagion
Well it's E-something we're sure about that...
It's an E-1B Tracer, you an tell because of the radar dome. It is much larger than the slender disk on the newer E-2 Hawkeye. Originally named the WF-2, it was renamed in 1962 to the E-1B.
Also you can find a video of this exact plane on display on TH-cam lol.
2:07 that aged like milk...
I've been wondering why the channel was silent. Now I know. And I felt sick that I used to LMAO to this one...
"Pop those teeth out like a Mr.Potato head."
I died!!
RIP Dwayne.
Magic ear in reality: *AMBIENT NOISE BLASTS YOUR EARS AT A HIGH FREQUENCY*
4:21 imagine if that hooded guy was potch trying to sell you a chevy, yup I would do the same
that's what was missing. POTCH!! Here boy!!
Thanks to magic ear I can hear potch selling someone a Chevy
3:57 the Atomic Beam is good that the light keeps shining on that target after he moves it away!!!
"Magic ear allows me to hear them perfectly from an astounding court orderd 200' away". Thats both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
"he's running away to look for ecstasy now"!
0:55-1:22
I'm laughing so hard! That poor old lady never got a bite of her damned popcorn
She wasn't even trying
14 rodeo burgers would really hit the spot
"Kobe!" when the Helicopter is goin' up. Lmao.
Ooohh, I heard what he said but didn't piece it together until just now, lol! Wow.
Too soon but I couldn’t help but laugh 😂😂
Lol i really did tape 1 to my car when i hit a deer.
Lmfao I don't know I miss that one
Lmao, too funny... We're all going to hell for laughing that aren't we?
Lmao this is gold. “This thing, like $1.37 probably.. tops” & “This is a flashlight we made in a sweat shop!” had me in tears
You guys are almost at 1 Million subscribers! Y'all content is the best. Y'all deserve it seriously, Congratulations on the success!
They're perfect for my Hellen Kella cosplay
Thanks Magic Ear and Atomic Beam
😦
I’m 33 and still laughing at fart jokes. I see nothing wrong with that.
Farts are funny damnit
...fahts....
Majik53 *chuckles*
Me too, at 56. The day the 12 year old inside you dies is the day that you are officially old!
I still think they’re hilarious at 65😀
" i could hear you before i just didnt wanna talk to ya, maybe take a hint "
I can relate way too well
😂😂
"I actually heard you, I just didn't want to talk to ya... maybe you should take a hint"
😂😂 that is so horribly hilarious...
"You can do all kinds of things with the atomic beam flashlight . . . Blind animals . . ." I'm crying laughing.
Why isn't this Wahlberg more famous? 😂
"You can get it for $19.99. I'll even throw this fryer in. I don't care."
“Kobe!” 😂😂😂. Omg I shouldn’t be laughing at that
2:08 they should have used mahk for that part
4:50 Kobe should've made his helicopter out of the flashlight material.
Ha no offense but I died laughing when he said Kobe .Im sorry maybe I’m a cruel human being
Cracked me up too!
Ur not as bad as a kid in my class that was talking about memes about it
That and the Michael J Fox knitting line...I was rolling!
... too soon ... congrats, you're a cruel human being
I lost it at "kobe" while listening on headphones at work now everyone wants to know whats so funny...
Radar planes powered by chevy
Jets that shoot missiles up terror-ass is powered by ford 💪🏼
The helicopter toss while yelling "Kobe" was savage AF
I saw the original commercial for this but now I actually want to buy it after watching this. I would love this as actual commercials I would pay this guy to do every info commercial ever made
This guy has a name. Inmate #1038537
why are you guys not super famous yet? the skits are hilarious!
Now i can make the ultimate daredevil cosplay.
Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill? Guess he's watching Moneyball
Pitt ate on screen in that movie so much I'm surprised he wasn't eating a Whopper at some point.
Was Jonah Hill in Moneyball? Damn my memory is terrible.
Cynical Chimp he was mad young and mad fat
@@MastaBlastaS99 yeah, Chris Pratt too
"I'll even throw this fryer in, I don't care!"
Man went in a helicopter and yelled "Kobe!" Brave af
I know
I was doing that thing where you don't really laugh but more like exhale abruptly through your nose until it got to the dead stare "It's a flashlight," and then I absolutely lost it. Great content as always
"We'll even ship it to you in this block of ice to prove global warming is HORSESHIT" that delivery killed me 😂😂😂
My Grandma bought one of these magic ears. The sound is so bad that when you put it on it sounds like your in a hurricane. It sucks!
Not surprising since it's essentially the dollar store version of a hearing aid.
Did Michael j Fox pick up knitting or something... 😂 I’m dying
I lost it too.
The burger king interference part had me spitting water everywhere
"Hey did Tom Brady just ordah a whoppah?" Lmao
The Japan atomic line had me going, then the Kobe line was the last straw! I burst out in laughter lmao yall the best!
Zebra Corner has always been underrated
They deserve a lot more
Until ole Mahk decided he had a thing for underage girls
"is there an earthquake inside of a joanne's fabrics?"
"We sold so many flashlights it doesn't even matter"now I'm dying 🤣
2:08 foreshadowing?
This is terrible but funny throws a flashlight out of a helicopter “KOBE!!!!”😂😂 RIP to one of the greats
I've never been this early on a zebra corner video
Same
Same
Same
I feel this on many channels and still feel satisfied
i forgot I commented this
Now Mahk can hear Tom Brady's play calling in the huddle within an empty Raymond James Stadium.
Top Comment.
Ohhhh
Yeahhh
Straight to the heart
Brilliant
How has this dude not blown up yet? One of the best comedians on TH-cam.
"The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful forces on Earth! This is a flashlight we made in a sweatshop. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except both have been used in Japan!" 😹😹
Best content on TH-cam period.
He’s basically the mainlander version of Jhawk23
My parents are getting a divorce
Welcome to reality pal
Hope you enjoy it
YAY!
Now you will have a hot stepmom
Same here
Its probably your fault. Dont listen to those saying it's not.
These really need to come out once a week, if not daily.
I was having a rough day, but you guys made it so much better.
Boy, I can't tell you how many times I've left my flashlight at the fire station under one of the truck tires. It's like some weird obsession/compulsion disorder. I had to go out of town once for a few days, so I set a whole box of them under a wheel. I think someone getting their bicycle licenced stole them.
That Kobe joke was something.
This is the over-the-top sarcasm I needed today. You might piss off someone with the Kobe jab, but I think that shit is hilarious!
2:07 Mahks self instert character
"This is a flashlight made in a sweatshop” lol
“wHo kEepS dRoPiN pInS?!”
"Who keeps droppin' pins?!" Ikr, story of my life.
"throw it out of a helicopter, who gives a shit"
"Kobe"
Me 10 minutes later: Did he just ...
This looks like one of those ads where you think it's ended, but it still plays two more times, saying the EXACT SAME THING OVER. AND OVER. AGAIN.
I look so forward to seeing these videos, good comedy and well done
This guy sounds like Mark Wahlberg, if he had a head injury. Brutal.
Mark Wahlberg if he lost that fight when he was a teenager rather than winning and becoming an actor
thats the point
I think you mean mahk wahlberg...
I was thinking Donnie Wahlberg
“You can throw it out of a helicopter! Kobe” best line in the video
I thought the Michael J Fox joke was hilarious, but the Kobe one had me losing it! 🤣🤣🤣
I'd like to add "lux" is NOT a unit of brightness, it's a unit of illumination. The lux level is highly dependent on how far away the light source is. The measure of brightness, and what is most practical for measuring a light source, is "lumens".
Shut up Meg...
J/K.
Mahk should do an ad for 'The Clappah'
I'm so glad I found this channel!! But depressed I didn't find it sooner.
2:27 I think they're getting a divorce 😭😭😂😂
Thee-ate-rs
4:50 when he yelled Kobe I instantly knew I was going to hell for laughing
What's hilarious is I was just doing a roof on a Senior Living Center that's about two blocks long. There was an old lady walking through the Garden Center I was standing on the edge of the roof. She did not see me ..I said beautiful day! She looked up and told me she would have never heard me with her hearing aids... She had that device around her neck. Told me she paid 139 on amazon but $600 for hearing aids and that one of her neighbors paid $6000!!! They must work cause i had a nice conversation.. She was so happy. 84 years old
“Did someone just rip ass into a megaphone? No, magic ear!”