i have not laughed this hard for a very long time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มิ.ย. 2024
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bless paul robalino
but it would feel good, guys.
As someone on the internet, no.
sounds like someone who’s into sounding 🧐🧐🧐
@@laurenpaus7608sounds like someone who’s into oviposition too
i don't know what you're not getting about this
Ew😭
I see some people nodding.
"WHO?"
And of course it would be Grant 😂
@@rocketracoon709 Who? Grant. Hugh? Grant.
@@MagnumCarta Who, Grant?
Hugh
~ Grant
This is honestly one of the worst comedy bits I've ever seen. Absolutely terrible.
The 0.5 seconds of mitten hands somehow felt more cursed than the spworm
"thats obvious, we don't have to talk about it"
Doesn't that kind of already exist, in varying degrees, within the human population, in the form of webbed fingers?
@@zoyadulzura7490as a person with webbed fingers, can confirm it is not the same a fleshy mitten hands
At least hands would be easier to draw.
Mitten hands would be an objective downgrade too so idk what it’s doing in the presentation
“I’ve seen all these bands play live” is such an underrated comment
I had to pause to laugh 💀
I came to comment exactly this. I burst out laughing at that
You and everyone's mother would make that comment. Gets so old.
@@JasonTaylor90210 my mom's dead
@@SooberYooberToober Good for you. I don't care.
I want "I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" on a shirt.
You speedrunning getting the shit beat out of you? Just yell the n word, it’s a way better strat.
Same!! I would buy it so fast.
I loved this! ♥️
PLEASE
It needs to be Rainbow cursive text until the word Gay, which is Sans Serif Black/White(Whichever is easier to see). With lines breaking the text into three parts
Example:
I don't mean to brag
-------------------------
but I am
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GAY
The fact that Paul's full presentation was half the entire episode killed me 😂
As it should be! His presentation was the FUNNIEST
And it Wasn’t long enough!
@@sevanaiaseeto9456genuinely couldve done w out the first presentation if it meant paul got more time
@@emmyluly4620 this rude
@@sureelephant5662thats okay
“It would feel good” and “compare with friends” are quotes for the ages
Compare with friends?! When did someone utter that cursed comment?! 😳
@@gabeintheboxit’s a bit from the full episodes
@@liamross340 Dangit lol
@@gabeintheboxhe said he wants like a complete clear chest and torso so he could compare his liver with his other friends liver cause he’s tired of the basic “let’s compare our hands”. I recommend I subscribion to dropout purely for this it was GOLD
@@gabeinthebox good news for you, paul's entire presentation was recently posted on the dropout channel for you to see free of charge
4:15 Taking off two pairs of glasses made this 15x funnier
Can't believe I didn't notice this. Demi is too powerful
somehow completely missed this lol
And he only had one pair on before, meaning he put on a second pair of glasses only to dramatically take them back off lol
I didn't see the 1st pair of glasses 😂😂😂😂 So smooth
I've re-watched 3 times to see it, but I immediately get sucked in and forget to look for the glasses !! I'll try again.
Demi taking off two pairs of glasses while asking "would it ^still^ be painful to come?" is sending me
The STILL be painful caught me off guard
I didn’t even catch the “still” part 😂
The “still” part has me concerned. 😂
Lol "Still" Bro needs to see a doctor
Where did she get the it’s painfull whoever is this needs a doctor 😅
The very specific mental image of Grant trying to fish a wriggling spworm out of the back of his throat was so visceral, it's going to haunt me. 10/10, no notes.
It would be like eating live squid
“It would feel good!”
no dont worry! it would feel good
It would be like internal shiatsu massage digesting in your tummy, yay!
Using his fleshy mitten hands, too.
Everyone’s talking about Spworm for obvious reasons but we HAVE to talk about “fleshy mitten hands that’s self explanatory we don’t have to talk about that” and then IMMEDIATELY switching to the next slide
Why do we have to talk about that? It’s self-explanatory.
It's for swatting the spworm
Paul if you steal my fingers we’re gonna have real problems
@@LucifersfursonaHe's not stealing them, if anything he's adding free extra flesh between your fingers :)
Fucking genius move
So essentially ejaculation has become male birth...of worms? I'd also like to note that "small worm" and "small snake" are VERY different sizes
There are teeny snakes the size of worms. The Barbados threadsnake is the smallest snake species
@@thepip3599 True, but then we're in "big worm or small snake" territory, not "small worm"
it's the storage part that would concern me
You don't understand, it would feel really good.
wouldn't it Hurt if it went through a Cervix??
The bit where he keeps saying that "it would feel good actually" has the exact same comedic effect as that guy who keeps insisting that "sharks are actually completely smooth in any direction"
Branson Reese
this is literally the plot of the fantasy high junior year adventuring party "all pulp no juice"
The spworm is, in fact, very juicy
PAUL SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED THAT THE SPWORM WILL STILL BE WET. THERE IS JUICE.
@@thatshirleyleebut have you considered that this is more funny and fun
Oh no. That link is perfect and didn't need that knowledge in my life.
ALL PULP, NO JUICE!
The funniest part was that the whole spworm bit was to demonstrate how blissful it would be if you could turn off your ears yet everyone latched onto it until it became canon lmao
I haven’t seen this episode, but I do have a friend with two cochlear implants and when I first learned she could, literally, turn off her ears I was so intensely jealous.
She also connects her music directly to her implants, so the music is resonating in her skull the way your own voice does when you speak and that sounds incredible.
And he had to make it real because everyone kept asking me about it 😭
@thebadpoet you can get bone conduction "headphones" if you want to try it yourself. There were gimmick ones that used a lollipop that you bit on to hear a snippet of a song, but there are full fledged Bluetooth ones too.
Paul wins this season... I don't know if there's some kind of competition or prize related to a Smartypants presentation, but he wins and should be on camera more often as part of more shows, it's actually homophobic to keep him behind the scenes when he's this damn funny
His presentation was more unhinged than Ross Bryant's, but Ross's delivery of his presentation was more unhinged. I'd like to see them both go up against each other for chief Smartypant. Or do a presentation together.
lmao yes the homo card needs to be used more often
For pure combo of wit and actually somewhat thought provoking presentation I still like Trapp’s for that 😂
Funny, smart AND decorative
What makes Smartypants such a tremendous show is that it gives everyone a chance to showcase exactly their style of humor. Jacob's laid back, stoner-themed presentation, Katie's "so completely dry that comes back around to being funny", Vic's high-intensity descent into vegetable madness, it's been glorious.
Spworm.
The Swing Revival was one of those things that I was still laughing about the next day
Raph's general character is the funniest thing I've ever seen him do.
The who would get invited to the cookout may go down as my favorite but damn this one sticks with you.
@@arifike “Squidward is invited but he would not come”
I never realized until this episode how funny Paul is. Like I always thought he was just one of the guys behind the scenes and I assumed he was funny, but he really killed this presentation
I thought the same, but turns out he's funny in a completely deadpan and batshit-crazy way. "Fleshy mitten hands is obvious, everyone knows that..." and "something with plasma" both killed me, on top of the spworm being both body horror and comedy.
I first saw him in Paranoia, he was pretty good there!
I think about his anecdote about the uber driver from Dirty Laundry all the time.
@@spicyuh omg I forgot about that, that was gold
The deadpan delivery of some of the bat-shit insane stuff killed me 😂
"I've seen all these bands play live" is such a good fucking joke
Felt overlooked-
Never forget that Paul is responsible for writing a LOT of the funniest ideas and scripts on Dropout. This episode was a brief reminder, and we need so much more of him on screen.
The way all of them looked at grant the moment Paul called sperm bugs
I think that was more from Paul saying they were full of sperm bugs; they all knew Grant would be fuller with them than anyone.
It’s not in this video, but my favorite parts were: “Compare with your friends”
GET BACK TO WORK TRAPP, THE LIBRARY IS GOING UNDER!
I watched it and completely lost it with the “Something with Plasma”slide
I was mildly disappointed that lasers weren't offered as a possible plasma out. The in, no idea, maybe we eat lighting or something.
"Pallavi! It would feel good!"
Yeah 😂 that got me good
Rekha’s little leg kicks at 5:05 absolutely SEND MEEEEE she is having so much fun 😂😂
rekhas the best
Needs to be giffed
4:18 “still?” Demi does it hurt irl???
Thank you for also noticing this.
the room did not give this joke the attention it deserves
I'm so worried it's not a joke D:
Depends, if you have some lubricant (example, soap) enters the tip, ejaculation hurts bad
@@hunterprt1274 Who the fuck lubes with SOAP?
no genuinely i was just thinking that this is the hardest i've ever laughed at any dropout content, and i already love dropout. but when he really got going, i was fully belly laughing, out loud, alone, like a crazy person
"compare with friends"
last time I laughed that hard was at 'sixteen THOUSAND dollars'.
Same. 'IT WOULD FEEL GOOD' got me every time.
@@GladysQueen-ub3sf wait yes so true
Watching this and then the first episode of the game changer finale convinced me that dropout needs to win all the awards.
one pulp, some juice
GROSS!
i feel like I am squarely the target audience for this show. this is the exact type of content i'm here for
I surprised to see you here. I now know you’ve also witnessed the horrors of the spworm. We both have to live with it
The dominant types of presentation on Smartypants are: speech on very funny true fact and why it's kinda insane, and: speech about something totally goofy. But this is the rare third kind: speech actively designed to do psychic damage to everyone in the room XD
Also shout out to Demi-Two-Spectacles and the spworm being such a mind blowing concept he had to take *both* off to comprehend it.
The enlightenment i have experienced. That any proposed hypothetical change which is upsetting people can simply be addended by "It would feel good"
"Is it still painful to come?" -- *Still* ? 🤔
Yeah, I'm concerned that no one in the group picked up on that.
Audio and visual representation of “the room is in shambles”.
Eating my leftover spaghetti while watching this video sure was a choice that i made
I was watching this on the train after work and having to hold in my laughter on the New York City mta WAS A MISTAKE!!!! I kept having to stop because i was genuinely tearing up
I am... so glad... I didn't watch this in public.
You know, some things are NSFW bc they're Sexy, and some things are NSFW bc it will cripple you with uncontainable snorts, and you will look like a crazy person giggling to themselves in their office cube...
and the SPWORM©️ somehow manages to be both of these things, in One uncomfortably large package
@@Breezey357 I'm sorry but the spworm is _not_ sexy. Sexual sure, but absolutely not sexy 😭
Wait completely missed a great part of this bit 4:15 I didn’t realize Demi was wearing two glasses and took both off from flabbergastation😂
Pallavi: But wouldn't it hurt?
Paul: WHAT DON'T YOU GET??
I'm still trying to decide between "don't worry it's still wet" and "fished out and disposed of" as line that took me out the hardest. Unforgettable presentation.
I love how contraception isn't even touched upon - device in your penis that kills the spworm upon creation; device in your cervix that catches the spworm and kills it; vacuum condom that sucks it out instantly; etc.
Paul's voice is actually so soothing that for a moment I completely forgot about the content of his presentation
At any point he could've said "we're currently in talks for a second round of VC funding" and I wouldn't even blink.
"You don't have to worry, it'll still be wet."
This presentation *destroyed* me man I wasn’t ready. He wins, paul wins. I know it’s not a competition but paul wins
Trapp's final question in this episode made me cry tears
There's a recitation of a different motto at the start of each episode, but I think a motto that captures the essence of the show was uttered in this video: "let them cook"
I’ve read a decent number of scp stories and can confirm that the spworm is the scariest fucking cryptid I’ve ever heard of.
Spworm, Contain, Prophylactics
I watched this earlier today and was distraught that I couldn't send a TH-cam clip to people to convince them to get dropout
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They post shorts from smarty pants on its own channel tbf
Edit since the channel apparently liked this comment? I disagree with your decision to post this video
This presentation had me laughing so hard I started quaving zints and grumping crunt
I really did not expect paul to be this insane with his presentation but man, that whole time I was wheezing. That one episode was more than worth the money
This is missing my favorite part from his presentation: where he keeps going on about comparing with friends and somebody goes “is anybody here friends with Paul?”
“I don’t mean to brag but I am gay”
*Applause*
My ribs hurt from laughing at this, the hardest I’ve laughed in ages. The spworm lives in my head rent free now
Fish it out!
ALL PULP NO JUICE
the plasma bit has real Silicon Valley ‘disrupter’ vibes
He set it up perfectly. 1) Describe something generally agreeable to everyone (yes, we all do pee pee), 2) indicate, without evidence, that there is a problem with the way things are, and 3) propose a batshit insane "solution" to a problem no one even knew they had, bonus points for it not even really being named or developed. This is a man who has sat through some painful pitch meetings.
compare with friends 👍
Paul's presentstion has been the highlight of this series for me so far
"I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" is something I'll be using more in my life
“Something with Plasma” might be the first time I’ve ever genuinely done a spit take.
After watching this episode today, I wanted to go share on the Dropout discord how I was literally coughing and howling in laughter during the ENTIRETY of this last presentation.
Sadly I then discovered that the official discord has closed, but thankfuly, your videos arrives at a perfect timing.
But seriously. Paul's presentation was PERFECT. The comedic timing with *everything* was perfect.
The purposeful awfulness of the single sperm bit.
The "don't worry it's still wet"
The fleshy hands getting skipped immediately for being "obvious"
"Something with plasma"
The "it would feel really good" bit
And the entite question sections had me on the floor, gasping for air.
I don't know there is something so profoundly funny about describing a very clearly painful expérience, and then insisting both adamantly yet pitifuly that "it would feel good" in a total lack of other arguments.
this show is called Smartypants and it's a new show by Dropout TV.
if you like this video, please buy a subscription on their website; they make shows like Game Changer, Make Some Noise, Dimension 20, and Very Important People. please watch their entire catalog.
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bless paul robalino
if you can't get the subscription on their app, their TH-cam channel members get the same privileges! (not sure about the d20 live shows tho)
Best 40 bucks I spent last year for an annual sub.
Do not regret.
Will buy again. 😅
It's wild that dropout is the only streaming service where the users are the ones shilling it to other people.
@@_desibees1876wait really ?? Didnt know that
@@noxlotl_ yup! it's perfect for people who can't afford the full sub (it's approx 3 dollars for me) or don't have access in their countries ☺️
And it would feel good!! 😂
Man if only he knew what a Bose-Einstein condensate was…
Men birth the spworm kinda like a kidney stone.
"PALLAVI, IT WOULD FEEL GOOD" the frustration behind having to reiterate was so funny lmao
Rekha sitting in the chair incorrectly, giggling uncontrollably, and kicking her little Rekha feet is the energy I'm going for in 2024
So Paul is just really into sounding, then.
He just doesn't get why anyone wouldn't know "being stretched out like that feels good" 😂
The levels of pure visceral body horror in this one bit.
"you would have to come over with a flute to get them all out"
have a spworm charmer dance
Gabrus' laugh is iconic
guys i think paul’s into sounding
3:33 "I understand. Thank you." 😂😂
would you still love me if I were a spworm
This was absolutely the funniest presentation of the show so far from beginning to end and I'm not confident anyone can ever top it
Imagine a fisherman running out of bait so he goes into the bedroom and makes a juicy spworm to bait his hook for one more cast
He’s right that the spworm would feel good but he didn’t answer the “fish it out” question and that’s where most of my concerns are
Paul has a tremendous sense of humor. Not only his constant insistance of "it would feel good don't worry about it!" but also the fact that 90% of his friendship social interaction appear to revolve around comparing things 😄
at some point for game changer season 7, i'm gonna need paul (and ash and nico) explicitly NOT working on an episode, just so they can be contestants. i need to see paul's deadpan humor on screen MORE, but damn do i definitely understand why he's behind the scenes. no wonder dropout f'in HITS
I like it. The expected cast doesn't show up and those 3 get called to fill in andnthen things descend into madness
I expected 'toot toot' when he said gas
“With it being that size, does it still hurt to come out?”
… still? 😅
I'm in the first half of this video, and I feel like... I need to ask Paul so many questions about what the vision is 🤣
Every time I watch something on dropout I think I’ve found my favourite episode of a show ever. And then they release the next episode and I find out that I was wrong, and NOW I’ve found my favourite episode ever. It’s a never ending cycle and I love it.
That flute quip is Fantastic
from now on every time i come out i will be leading it with "Not to brag". Y'see, grandma, not to brag...
Seriously, I LOVE Smarty Pants. I have really needed a laugh with everything going on, so I'm really glad for this show.
what mostly stuck with me from this is the image of one wide fingernail across the back of the flesh mitten
Spworm made me gag (i do understand how that sounds and im choosing to ignore it) and it is conceptually hilarious and horrifying in equal measures, i think. Also, "I'm worried about my friend Grant, what if he's swallowing?" And his "it would be in the back of my throat, wriggling around, and that would be nice." Fucking broke something in me 😭😭
"I've seen all these bands play live" was such an underrated comment.
I love every presentation on Smartypants but Paul’s was simply and I suspect will remain the absolute best!
something about the completely unelaborated statement of "It would feel really good" is perfect
this is the plot to the eraserhead movie
the “fished out and disposed of” had me crying when i first heard it and their reactions as well
I was already going to, but this clip convinced me to sign to Dropout.
istg the moment i graduate and get a job i'm getting dropout this is getting ridiculous
idk how to explain this but Laios from Dungeon Meshi would be in full agreement and fascinated by all these suggestions
Fun fact: there's species of polychaete worms that do make spworms. They even have eyes so they see where they swim
Paul's was sooooo hilarious XD I sense after this they're going to start putting him in front of the camera more
All Pulp, Some Juice
I already watched the full episode, but just rewatching this clip alone has me in tears all over again.
that's why I make these videos -- to show that Dropout has great content, and for me to rewatch for a good laugh (while dropout gets paid with the TH-cam ads!
“I’ve seen all these bands play live”