If Energy Drink Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads (Monster, Red Bull, Gatorade Parody)
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Let's be honest here. Even if this was the real ad, people would still buy it.
Exactly!!
I kinda wanna buy one now
Of course
I would surely buy
Yes, because energy drinks aren't bad, generally.
Its about moderation, and keeping in mind that its obvious you shouldn't drink it if you have a heart condition, or you're pregnant.
Its simple. Fucks sakes. Its literally no different than soda or coffee. Drink too much soda or coffee with a heart condition and you'll have some problems. Diabetes too, if there's alot of sugar in what you're drinking.
Monster Energy Drink, Giving you all the energy you need to sit around the house doing fuck all.
HA
Kfor Kira It gives you a boost to beat it one more time
is that you GOD??
FancySmileyFace Desu noto ;)
Kfor Kira v b.
Missed a trick
“People think middle aged white men in suits don’t know what’s cool, but we literally write what it is and feed to you through the screen your eyes are currently glued to.”
Ratio?
@@catslovestuff haha you're so funny
@@Look_Upon_The_Heart this was back when I thought that this was funny :/
@@Look_Upon_The_Heart it’s not
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When you see me, you say I turn you on (yeah, baby)
Always say, "If I get a chance"
"I'm gonna satisfy your needs"
I don't got no problem gettin' on my knees (uh)
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Been hittin' me up all day (all day)
Ta-ta-talkin' about how she gonna swipe me (swipe me)
She said she just love swallowing my babies (my babies)
She start doing me inside my Mercedes (my Mercedes)
She love going up and down (down)
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The ingredients are worth a pause. I love that it says 1% of our daily bleach intake.
Of course, it wouldn't be an energy drink without the rage of a bear.
Only 82% FAKEOZIL, I guess that makes it 18% real
The rage of a bear lolol
It's "clean" energy
This is a serious question: What if Roger were our President, and always told the truth like this?
No more money
Then he wouldn't be a *proper* politician
He would be the fastest assassinated president in history.
Will Shoemaker yeah for sure
@@shoefly757 🤣😂
This man probably secretly rules the world.
I'm ready to submit to my new, smartly dressed sovereign
If not, then he definitely should though :D!
He's exactly someone who Is expect to 😁
If he does rule the world I believe he's gotten to the point financially to say when enough wealth
is enough. But he still likes to rub the worlds nose in it with truth
Least he's honest
This guy didnt lose his balls like some other comedians of this caliber. Old age is being worn like a suit here.
And how have other comedians lost their balls
I love him! This is my second video & I'm going to binge watch lol.
All that ground up corn and rice with sugar keeps him young!
Yeah because his comedy is so inoffensive that literally nobody would even think of cancelling him
Girl: wtf that was only thirty seconds!?!!?
Me: You’ve been rogered
Under rated comment😂😂😂
LMFAO ROFL
Nah, Roger did it in 5 minutes
😂😂😂
"I'm Roger. And this is a youth." 😂
PercivalFromWales “edgy isn’t he”
JBear Antonicic dose he make you feel insecure
@@iamevil8582 why not try a metal tube of caffeinated sparkling chemicals
JBear Antonicic there are a lot of ways to get caffeine into your blood and you know all about thos because your so very addicted to caffeine
@@iamevil8582 extreme taste
Metal Cylinders of Poison. Now that's a pretty badass name for a rock band.
pretty metal tbh
But does it djent?
Yeah, haha 😄
@@captainloser2951 They surely can cylindjent.
@Rumpel Felt This.
Fun fact: the term “Impressively overpriced” was the original tag line for Starbucks
'Reassuringly expensive'...
Was the tag line for a lager brewer...
I seem to recall....🤣
What, wait what, you serious?
@@Preklizkabro the comment was made 2 years ago
@@darthmaul197Who gives a shit?
@@darthmaul197bluh your comment was made also in the long amount of time therefore you’re stupid
The funny thing is that the extreme athletes they have promoting these things are the kinds of people who wouldn't need or want to put that stuff in their body.
If they did they would need to change professions soon
@@sergiowinter5383 guys... Do you know what a pre workout is and how much caffeine it contains?
Are you really comparing pre work out to energy drinks? Ima let you think about that for a while.
I can think of more extreme people that use the fucking heck out of energy drinks. Active duty vets... Some dumbasses take it waaaaaay to far like this WORK OUT FUCK YEAAAAH dude whose heart gave out after drinks and that work out shit "vitamin" store sells. Guy who ate with him that day told me how the guy said he could see the air moving which is never a type of line that is good to hear
@@bighawaiiI mean....yeah! Ima let you think about that for the next 8 months, please, shut the fuck up and think a little
Cure to energy:
8 hours of sleep
Cure to 'lack of energy'
So you're saying we need a resolution AGAINST having energy??
Actually those 8hrs have to be in specific timeframe to be effective...from 10pm -11pm thats the last time to get in the bed till and wake up at 6am
BlackGoat 98
nah.
I tried 8 hours.
Couldn't do it.
Exercise builds up a tolerance to using up the body's reserve.
More = tolerance
Then, "rest" to let the body heal.
I have gone 72hrs twice & had no negative withdrawal from it.
Some people just don't require 8 hours.
.
Yeah but when I have to pull an all nighter I do not have that option so caffeine it is.
This man could sell water to fish
He could start his own church and make money the smart way!
@@koilamaoh4238 is that a South Park reference?
Kieran Nicol praise the lorrrdaah
I think you missed the point. All the videos are sarcastic and highlight the fact you're selling something deadly....not water to fish....cyanide to fish would be more apt.... because you don't need to convince fish to use water
@@markc6714 I know that,
He could still sell water to fish
My mom is a registered ER nurse and she has lost count of the number of 15 to 25-year-olds that have come in to the ER with heart arrhythmias because they drank so many of these things (usually during video game marathons).
A collegue of mine who drank "Red Bull" regularly has had a heart infarct two months ago. He is 39 years old.
The problem was caused by them then. Drink one a day and it will probably never happen. That's like saying "my kid drank a full 40 and ran over some pedestrians. We should ban alcohol." While alcohol is arguably more dangerous, most of us would rather keep it. I don't want your brainless kids causing the few things I enjoy to get banned.
That’s sad. Glad you posted.
I legitimately haven't had an "energy drink" since I watched this. That was about two months ago. Just had to come back to say thank you.
What difference u felt
Wise
Way to go 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I had 3 yesterday and I don't plan on giving them up anytime soon.
To hell if they're bad for me I'm just gonna die anyway so I might as well have something to enjoy.😀
congrats you listened to a fake anti ad about fake ads
1:54 "This product should not be consumed by pregnant women or anyone who wants to keep their brain cells" lmfao!!!
My mom drank monster when she was pregnant and my brother was born premature hes fine now but what the fuck was she thinking
Bleach 1%
Good eye
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LMFAO
This old man is hilarious. Being so positive and uplifting while describing negative benifits of products lol
Yup thats the joke youve been rogered lol
Drew Mont *benefits 🤯
☝and heres the guy who feels it necessary to point out misspelling on the youtube comment section to blow the buzz good job Buzz Killington you really showed us all how smart you are lol smh
@@JohnSmith-fq7hj 🤔 Most people thank me instead of getting all butthurt, Beavis! 😱 🤪
@@chillinwithdylan636 lol they thank you huh? i took english in high school even have a lil piece of paper that says so
I love how this video was made 6 years ago and the first commentary here was 2 weeks ago lol
this is happening in all of their videos
That's the power of Roger!😂
With patience and consistent quality uploads your channel will blow up.
because they moved their videos from another channel which kept the views but didn’t keep the comments
I drank 2-3 zero sugar monsters a day for approx 3 years. Stopped cold turkey 3 weeks ago, first week kinda sucked but honestly wasn't that hard to quit.
I think because they were zero sugar ones, man. I'm currently still addicted to full sugar redbulls, and it's messing with my weight as well as my caffeine intake. Hopefully I'll be able to quit soon enough, but I'm telling you a can of full sugar redbull is one of the few things that actually makes me feel like I got an energy boost.
I'm guessing major lifestyle choices are in order for me.
@@halsneed6136 how about going to bed earlier?
@@sultanabran1this is the strangest thing I've heard as a graveyard shift person addicted to caffeine.
@@xathridtech727 yeah tough circumstances.
I quit as well. My mom and sister were worried cause I’d drink one about every day at work. Glad I stopped.
"Natural stimulants that humans have been enjoying responsibly for thousands of years"? That isn't what the Honest Ads for Coffee video told us. :D
Compared to energy drinks they're way better, but they're still exploitative drugs in their own right (I say having just drank a mug of oolong tea).
People have been drinking coffee for hundreds of years, but never at the rate that we drink it today.
The coffee video was less about the coffee itself and more about the companies behind it, which manipulate ppl into thinking its acceptable, drinking 5 cups of these per day.
@@taliesine.8343 True. **nods head**
Also, about encouraging dependency. I mean, it's considered normal not to be able to function without a cup of coffee every single morning. I always thought that was ridiculous (if you *have* to have it every day to function normally. That's addiction. period)
I caught that, too!
The most addictive thing is not heroin, caffeine or sugar, it's watching advertisements with Roger in it!
The Humming Boy
You're totally Rogered, deude!
The Humming Boy your lack of knowledge bothers me.
The Humming Boy I'm so late but a-freakin-man lol I love Roger
Except for one about college or was it school books.
Agreed
I have watched Roger so much that ads are pretty much ineffective on me.
I can't thank Roger enough for it.
He's the man.
Whenever anyone asks me what red bull tastes like, I tell them “acid piss”
Cracked has taught me that nothing is good. Thank you Cracked.
its all butshit and its bad for you ( George Carlin )
Except he says that tea and coffee are fine
@@TheRealFFS There is one for coffee 🤣🤣
@@osoloko1973 George Carlin is one pathetic scumbag who hates men because he had daddy issues when he was a fucking child.
@@7xty001 think that was on the coffee industry not coffee itself..
"You've been Rogered." Do it again, man. Do it again.
yes. but of course.
You're like 444 I don't wanna ruin it 🙃
4:41
Can you ps. explain what that means bro?
@@bradleyrodriguez3446
What are you 8?
It's funny. My brother was a barista used to call the customer's "coffee zombies". You get so hooked you can't stop.
"None of these things give you energy"
Sort of.
"Taurine" is basically a way to disguise the caffeine content.
"We're not 40% caffeine! We're 20% caffeine and 30% Taurine! (which just happens to be 2/3 caffeine)!"
not to mention originally sourced from Ox Bull Bile and, allegedly, processed bovine genitalia and pregnant cow milk until easier and cheaper sources were found for mass production.
Air is more addictive than this. Damn I cant survive a minute without inhaling it!!!
Forgot My Name
I am addictive to sleeping i sleep everyday! What should i do?
Necessary != addictive. And air is beneficial (you need air to function and not to die). Whereas this is just nutritionally harmful or at best, addictive without any effect (so, still monetarily harmful).
@@foljs5858 woosh
@@ronrafols3861
You said it dude...
r/woosh
@@ronrafols3861
Me neither...
But i'll learn it real quick!
In a few minutes...
R.i.p to those who died drinking energy drinks.
F to pay respects
Gustavo Murillo Vega there was a kid who drank 22 Red Bulls and his heart was pumping out of his chest until it literally exploded
@@The_zenithgod you do know that was debunked right...?
Gustavo Murillo Vega so post a video of you drinking 10 or more. Let’s test it
Pretty sure people die from type 2 diabetes all the time
This is how education should be done. Great job Roger.
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You guys should do one deconstructing appliances and how f'ing difficult it is to find the right part, how much they overcharge for little pieces of plastic etc. You'd nail it
im a 30 year old who likes the way energy drinks make me feel i typically only drink 2 a day and have so sense i was 18 green monster mmmm green vomit mmmm without caffeine i dont think i would be the person i am today tastes like a mouth full of those pixistyx candies
Im a 30 year old who drinks nothing but sugar all day i dont drink water im also more fit then you sugar helps stimulate healthy hunger but i also dont eat sugar or alot of bread i also am constantly having my blood monitored so again im nothing like you
@@roxaskinghearts I'm 31 and energy drinks gave me Multiple Sclerosis.
Hope you enjoy them legs while they still work.
Red bull doesn't really give you wings 😪
Dana White does give you wings angel wings gives you a bad heart
Dana White
no shit.
But drinking a shitload will have you thinking you can fly.
Then you'll wish you had wings.
But it _does_ give you diabetes 😀👍
Babazooka boi You don’t get diabetes from sugar tho
If you drink several per day, it does. Angel wings, that is.
“Try a can of colored chemicals” *well now i dont want to anymore now that you say it like that
Mf Tripz and cookies are sugery disks of fat
Mf Tripz Literally everything is chemicals
you'll try anything lmao
@@HaxxorElite What's that supposed to mean?
Katie Giles Why do you say that?
1:27 Yep that’s the taste, nailed it.
Fax
I use to drink energy drinks on a regular basis. Then I did a argumentative paper on pro caffeine and my research stated the dangers of energy drinks. Now I only drink under 400mg of caffeine from tea and coffee.
Coward!
That's still a lot
1:51
Bleach 1%
I think it's not enuff, add more to enhance flavor
Distraction EDM Just enough to cleanse the palette.
The very reason i don't like that show because they never provide any links on the researches that can prove their words. Which make it kinda BS said by an old person in a suit. And i'm not talking about that exact video but all the videos they make.
+What's up commie Well you have internet to do your own research, pretty much all he says is true but one fact, some of those drinks have way more coffeine than a coffee, depends on the brand. Dont believe me? Do your research, I already did mine and I dont have to do it for you, stop being lazy. No harsh feelings.
Omega Fury how about instead of race shaming him you fuck off and stop taking it on a racist level, the mass majority of the rich business men in america are white men because of the fact that the mass majority of men in america are white, and the majority of people that go into this type of business in america, are white, that may be changing with the times but it's an undeniable fact that in this man's generation this is true. It was not a remark meant to be taken on a racist level but rather a notion to the unfair generalization of white old men in suits are the people that run this country and large companies, instead of getting offended by such a slur maybe you should go out there and prove it wrong by actually getting a job in the business section of the economy, instead of spending your time in the youtube comments complaining about it
Eledin because it's an unfair generalization probably only included to make it sound worse for the sake of the video, which sounds worse to you
"old men in suits" or
"old whit men in suits". Which paints a more vivid, detailed image in your head, it's racist, yeah, but I guess that can't be helped, not everyone can share the same views
"And you're so very addicted to caffeine."
I laughed at this and then realised that I was pouring fresh coffee to my cup at the same time.
Ironic isn't it ??? XD
I’m not addicted to caffeine.......I’m addicted to the taste of coffee...........
*accelerating beeping sound coming from my stomach
Unripe Tomato that’s what decaf is for!
I was drinking coffee whilst watching this.. shit
I don't see it as an addiction. Its simply what prevents me from killing every user who can't follow a simple guide yet still makes more than I do.
"Unlike coffee and *tea*"
proceeds to read *ginseng*
I could be wrong as i have very few braincells left from all the redbull but isnt ginseng used in tea
Ginseng is a natural stimulant, typically in a root form. That being said, so little of it is likely used in a large sample of energy drinks so as to become a meaningless additional ingredient.
Vitamin B12 is also a stimulant, and one that is used outside of energy drinks. My mom takes B12 shots to help with her normal levels of energy, but there's likely a difference between an injection of vitamin B12 and the one in a can of energy drink.
I was recommended ginseng and bacopa for my anxiety..to my surprise, it worked better than those pathetic, life ruining benzodiazepines.
Ginsing is a root native to China.
Taurine is an amino acid produced naturally in some foods.
B12 is a vitamin produced in some forms of food as well.
No. You can make ginseng tea but actual tea is from tea leaves.
@@Barghaest Depends on the type. Anything can be made into a tea. What you are referring to is True tea, which originates from China.
My wife's cousin died at 32 from not sleeping or drinking water. All he drank was monsters and they found him in the break room at his job dead.
that's terrible, but his job was in the break room?
@@sultanabran1 he was on lunch break at while at his job and had a heart attack. He was always stressed and didn't take good care of himself. It just sucks because he was so young and had a new born son at the time.
@@aPoorsPerspective yeah it's almost selfish to not take care of yourself. you affect so many other people.
That poor young man!!! I read a long twitter thread from someone who developed multiple organ failure from consuming pretty much nothing but energy drinks too and this was a teenager, as I recall. They survived, but wound up very, very, very sick. ;___;
Thanks. I feel rogered.
He definitely needs to keep that catchphrase.
It is sooo damned perfect......
I second that
I love Roger
+Keith Manfredi roger that
I just realized that Rodger doesn't have eyebrows.
unpossible11 😂
He has eyebrows they're just really short and grey.
+Maria Jimenez xDxD
Roger is the D'olivara and Morgan Guy from the 90's!!
unpossible11 doesnt need one
I am watching it 4 years later!🔥
1:00 Roger saying "hang very loose Anthony" while attempting to throw a gang sign brings me more joy than I could've imagined
What sucks is that some thing called Sparkling Brain Poison (SPB) would sell like crazy.
Do you have some? I'll buy some
I used to drink Venom brand energy drink when I was in accounting class. So yeah I'm sure they would.
Jon Feist SBP, not SPB. Just saying.
bones22j
too much brain poison (flat variety)
i'd buy it.
“This is a youth”. That had me laughing right off the bat😂
Sugar is not more addictive than heroin. That's ridiculous.
@@berubettonyan you got a big mouth for an anime profile pic, nerd.
As a consumer of energy drinks, I love this ad. 😂
I feel like this is really funny, but I didn’t laugh
I find honest adds very funny, but strangely I don't laugh while watching them. Laughing out loud isn't necessary.
Cuz this video isn't funny, just ironic.
It's very funny but its true.
Yeah...the truths of our self destructive behaviours kinda echoes in the back of this video...or is it my paranoia?
I finally laughed when I read this comment, thanks 😁
He isn’t even trying to be funny, it’s just honesty 😭😭😭😂
That's kinda of the point...
Meh not really, most energy drinks are the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee
@@50c42 caffeine yes. but energy drinks have tons of other shit in them.
while coffee is usually 90% just hot water. maybe some milk if you like that.
energy drinks are usually 90% chemicals and sugar.
It's funny because it's true.
@@50c42 The caffeine isn't the worst part theres a lot of chemicals in it as well. Especially in the calorie free ones
3:04 HIS HAND MOTIONS WHILE SAYING "HORTON'S SPARKLING BRAIN POISON" AND THEN THAT LITTLE LAUGH LMFAO
Thanks. I'm ten days into cold turkey from four monsters a day.
I needed that little bit of reinforcement. 👍🏆
Hortons sparkling brain poison.
Metal tube of cafinated sparkling chemicals.
Metal cylinders of poison.
Metal tube of cafinated sparkling syrup.
Lmao
Hortons sparkling brain poison is my favorite of those terms
2020: caffinated sugery disks of fat! (cookies)
*caffeinated* FYI smh
This was so extreme I had to watch it at 2X speed- and then watch it twice!
EXTREME!!
watching it at .5 speed is hilarious!
theQiwiMan To the MAX!
I watched this while sky diving...SUPER XTREME!!!!
XSTREAM
theQiwiMan I listened to this while dueling. xtreme
"You're been Rogered." LMFAO. Oh these are so good and informative. Glad Roger is back.
Sugar, caffeine, and all other kinds of goodies in a mix that'll dissolve steel nails. Yum.
The HCl your stomach produces naturally for digestion will also dissolve most things, like food.
Probably same with soda.
@@kazj1728I doubt we could dissolve a nail 😬
@@mayganphynix8267 HCl is one of the most powerful acids.
The problem isn't if it can but if there's time.
Depending upon the size and overall density of the metal the problem is that it wouldn't be staying in your stomach long enough to be fully dissolved in most cases.
No question it theoretically could, you're just far more likely to end up with holes in your intestine.
And possibly esophagus trying to get it there in the first place.
Also, to the thread in general sugar has nothing to do with anything in terms of breaking anything down.
Carbonated things in general are what is going to cause damage to your teeth because they use carbonic acid - which is, you know, an acid - to get the carbonation in there.
Realistically if you are afraid of your teeth being broken down by the things you eat or drink then it is generally carbonation, most condiments (almost all of them have vinegar which is just acetic acid), and citrus fruits or things that contain their juice (citric acid) that you want to avoid.
Sugar has its problems but people have made up a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with anything about it.
Things like sugar rushes are also complete nonsense. At least in the way most people consider them.
If you aren't eating enough calories or something then having some sugar can boost your long-term energy by providing you with the normal energy you need, but there isn't some magical extra effect you get from having sugar specifically.
If you're missing calories you're missing calories. Pulling some grass in your back garden would have the same effect as eating the sugar in that situation.
The only difference is if you're eating a candy bar as opposed to the grass in your back garden it's going to be a lot easier to get more calories than you need.
Which will just make you fatter not add a little yellow circle next to your real life stamina bar.
Absolutly identical to any other soda on the market.
This and obsessive pop culture are the only things I truly enjoy on this channel anymore.
No love for After Hours or Spit Take? :-(
Henrik Larsen most people hate the spit take. I enjoy it...but people see it as a privileged white guy talking down to them. maybe it is that but I think it's funny.
peter Carioscia
Really? I never got that vibe. Then again, I am a priv whitey, so... Still like it, though, Jack has the best faux hipster disdain for the world ever :-)
Are you... do you guys... think white privilege is real?
It's my privilege to think white privilege is real.
The honest ads guy should run for president, Cracked Guy 2020
Do you understand what you're saying, he won't be "honest" anymore the government will turn to an enforcer of the law with meaningless changes both big and small, he''ll be more corrupted....plus he gets paid to being honest because he gets money while the audience gets suckered right in like any other thing, to vouch for him because he simply speaks both the "truth" and truth smh
Man pops out and says: there's less sugar and caffeine in them than a Coca Cola. That's of course why we put Grade _A_ Crystal Meth in them
Between energy drinks, soda, alcohol, and coffee with so much milk in it that you never stop using the bathroom I think we are all just trying to find what gives us satisfaction now but kills us slowly. Lol
Yeah thats why i smoke
It's fine, a decade after you go in the box, your skeleton will be almost the same as that of the super-healthy guy's.
I enjoy being Roger'd
Aaron Booth TMI bro.
We're not here to judge you.
***** me and you both what
HIs real name is Jack Hunter--he is a Director, writer and actor
I think America got Roger'd at the elections.
No joke people are dying drinking these. Guy at my work fell over and had a Seizure from drinking 2 back to back.
TheAaronmcmahon11 it’s so crazy that these do that to some people, meanwhile other people can use hard drugs daily, multiple ones at that, for years and not have that happen.
Makes you wonder if those people just had something wrong that woulda gone off eventually anyway, or if random cans have an irregularly higher amount of one of the ingredients, or if one of the ingredients it’s very dangerous to a very tiny percentage of the population and it’s yet to be known and studied.
You cant die from 300 mg of caffeine my dude...
It takes above 1 gram for really sensitive people to die, but usually over 2-3 grams
@@petarc8152 if you have a low seizure threshold that you didn't know about and you pump that much caffeine in your body along with other stimulants in the drink it can spike a fatal seizure. Plus what those do to your heart isn't healthy either
Same here. Guy at my work found himself in the hospital after taking these two straight days just to earn too much work productivity. I mean, with no sleep wtf! Insanity is what you get from these.😆😆😆
@@petarc8152 you can drink up to 400mg of caffeine in a 24hr period
I just wanna buy more at this point. Better than the actual ads
Hes great, hes very honest and refreshing, he reminds me alot of the male version of the great betty white, being brutally honest while smiling
"metal cylinders of poison" LOL.
if tobacco ads were honest
Tobacco advertises?
In the US. They are alive and well in many parts of the world.
If tobacco ads were honest, hell would freeze over.
I thought it would be funny to hear Horton talk about it
At this point, they pretty much tell you outright the grotesque consequences of tobacco smoke. The thing is, people generally don't care. Especially those who don't plan on living indefinitely...
"You've been rogered" is now my favorite outtro, because I found out what that means.
This made me want a Redbull 🥃
THAT IS THE TASTE!!! I've been trying to place it for YEARS!
Omega Fury Well that escalated quickly.
*keeps drinking it*
Why do so many people know what piss tastes like?
avoca dude I'm pretty sure everyone has tasted piss at least once in life, even if it was accidental or a small amount
avoca dude because of the way it smells
TTo muchh *_Red Bull_* can makke you a biit twitchy aand that makes itt harrder to typee.
Lay offthe RB mate....
cudnt agry maor
Jay Starr not only that but fks you liver n kidney.
the upside down avatar really makes this comment. I rate 8.87/10
Jay Starr is it bad that I only noticed the double letters at the beginning at first
Roger: "We'll get you hooked on stimulants!"
Me with ADHD: "I have no such weaknesses"
(If you're confused, people with ADHD have a chemical imbalance in their brain that causes a lack of natural stimuli. Because of this, caffeine and sugar, while still unhealthy, stimulate the brain to a more natural level. This is the same thing ADHD medication does, just less efficient.)
Damnit I didn't know this. I just got diagnosed with ADHD about two months ago, but before I knew I had It, I was always confused as to why energy drinks made me feel sorta calmer.
Welcome back, Roger! You the Man! We missed you!
1:51
This list man. Lmao, I'm done. Look at this, Saranonin, the rage of a bear, fool's gold, zapazine, FAKEOCIL, bleach, munchnones. LMFAO 🤣
Thanks for bringing that up. Had to pause. Wtf lol
It’s only 1% bleach it’s totally safe :D
There is bleach in energy drinks, though. It's from the cleaning process of the machines that produce it and exceeds the safe amount by many factors. Surprised that Roger didn't mention that.
@@Puschit1 I don't doubt it. I work for a meat processing plate and yep all sorts of chemicals in it and you guessed it. After the sanitation crew comes through all those deadly chemicals goes into the meat 🍖 enjoy your meal folks 😉
😁 I had to pause it and read too the percentages caught my eye
He shoulda said “ this is a KYLE!!!”
This is what iran sees 1 sec after hearing millions of monster energy cans getting opened.
Yessir...
🤔
The way he says "You've been Rogered," at the end is matter of fact, professional and, most of all, sociopathic.
Im drinking a monster during this and when he started naming all the ingredients he named all of em on my monster. Bruh.
Well no shit.
It’s always the laziest people I know who drink energy drinks
I usually get them for occasional all nighters or on a day at work where I got little sleep... lately though I've decided to stop drinking that crap. I've gone with green tea the past few days, and shit's lit
I get em when I can’t get a coffee. I like coffee more than energy drinks, but can’t always get my hands on it. And some coffee is so bad, I’d rather a red bull, which tastes mediocre
Heyy, I'm a lazyass, but I never drink these shitcans
I get Gatorade so I can take my cancer medication without having to taste the pills.
I've tried Monster once, I was really tired and sleepy but I had to go to my first metal concert so I thought maybe this drink will help me to not collapse from exhaustion or smth. My heart started pounding and it was painful, the effects wore off when I got to the concert. When the music started I suddenly was so full of energy and wasn't even a bit exhausted till the very end.
So I started to listen and enjoy music even more and never ever thinking of this bull crap drink again.
We can get energy by one of the healthy ways and it'll be way more effective ✌
Switching to coffee and tea now...
Hmm i wonder why you dont have over 1k likes..
Switching to water now...
Or just have no caffeine since it's not even a necessity.
No
@@Andrew-on3vc It is too lmao
“Metal tube of sparkling chemicals”.. amazing 😂😂
Contents list! 🤣🤣
Still better than what I thought was in there.
Coffee is better.
Tea is even better.
Water is the best.
The Artist meth is ok
Bleach is tasty!
The Artist funny enough the only three things i drink are black coffee, unsweet tea, and water
Carbonated Water is where it's at.
The Artist carbonated piss is really healthy from what i heard. You should try it, its awesome!
Not honest enough
His name wasn't Kyle
Hehe
Used to drink 2 "Rockstar Punched" energy drinks over a couple hours while playing Call of Duty. There's a reason they called it "Twitch Sniping". 😂
First video from your channel. Already love it.
Me: *awkwardly sips a can of Rockstar*
Rockstar Punched feels different than coffee.
I knew a douchebag that drank those, try not to get prostate cancer like I hope he does.
If I was drinking Rockstar instead of Monster Energy, I'd feel awkward too!
@@trevthekidd That's like saying you're a black person who hates black people!
@@diablominero Rockstar Punched is 🔥.
Their limited edition Samurai Cola is fire as well. Tastes like a Slurpee. Just make sure to drink it chilled on ice.
1:26 "Even if they taste like a bunch of sweet tarts that got peed on!"
Gotta love this description!
except it is wrong...
Peter Vaňušanik Taurine comes from bull piss and sweet tarts are compounded sugar tablets. He right on the money.
@@ProphetGuardian still does not make it taste bad
Dude ripping his shirt off was perfect! Had me DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"More addictive than caffeine, or heroin. Let's go to a skate park..." Love it.
*chugs a gallon of Monster while watching* I can feel myself drowning in shame.
Zachary Reynolds lol
Zachary Reynolds some here bud I need to quit this shit of drinking this crap
quit
thank God I'm not addicted
I have the sugar free monster...I just like the taste...
1:51 *WTF Nutrition Facts*
Calories - too many
Total Fat - Tons
The rage of a bear
Fool's Gold - 110%
Bleach - 1%
Somthin wrong?
not enough beach
Its fake.,..
Fat???
😂 didn't see that
A friend from work literally died of a massive heart attack, he lived on Red Bull whilst on Night shift drank a dozen per night, he was 27 when he died
TH-cam: Recommended
Me: Gets a Monster and start drinking HAHAHA
"let's get out of here!" When that youth tore off his shirt was very apt. They create the mess but don't want any of it themselves.
jokes on you, im a sugar addict, not a caffine sucker
Brandon McBadass my strange addiction: Pepsi
CalebIsBae lol im not a fan of Pepsi, im a Tea fan. Like Brisk and AriZona
Aw ; (
***** jesus christ! No! I have moderation, its not like i wake up and drink half a gallon eavh day lol no i drink juice and and stuff
" i drink juice **and stuff **"
fyi there's no such thing as a sugar addiction. You dont go through withdrawal when you cut sugar out.
How many of these ads are there? I love it and I can’t stop!
Lots! And we're hoping to make more soon!
I love poking fun at the hypocrisy of human beings. This is great.
A bunch of sweet tarts that got peed on. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will never look at energy drinks the same again
Somalia Gullette that’s it that’s the taste
What’s a sweet tart
Abigfatcow Guy there like smarties
@@viciousavacado4941 means you have tasted pee😂😂
You know, I find his honesty quite extreme and thus will be more than willing to let my guard down and buy a case of these chemicals.
1:27 Tears and hurt sides from breathlessly laughing. Well done.
Had one last night. Allowed to finish the essay I was working on and get it submitted at 4 AM. :)