Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy - JonTron

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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8095

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    • @stardustmonkey4302
      @stardustmonkey4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      R a i d

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      @cheese790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @McCoy-00
      @McCoy-00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

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    • @smeckledeckle6573
      @smeckledeckle6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

      No, i don't think i will.

    • @Tallmonster2
      @Tallmonster2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      No

  • @masteryoda5793
    @masteryoda5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5537

    Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      "So how did you learn aikido?"
      *I started learning karate at a young age*
      I would actually love to see this dude having his mask broken. I want to see what he really is like but it feels like he's acting all the time

    • @obamabinladen7234
      @obamabinladen7234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@hollow8194 He probably learnt karate at a McDojo

    • @masterspongebat2387
      @masterspongebat2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 You won.

    • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
      @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

  • @SanctuaryReintegrate
    @SanctuaryReintegrate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    He's basically that kid in middle school who took one karate lesson and became an expert on the art of war, except he's been doing it his whole life, and everyone just rolls with it for some reason.

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This man has probably been to mars and back because there were no dojos

    • @stupidpremades1447
      @stupidpremades1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      because he has money

    • @adude4491
      @adude4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Nah man this guy has been debunked a long time ago. Everyone knows he’s a fraud

    • @america8706
      @america8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We just wanna know what he's gonna do next.

    • @mistermatix8241
      @mistermatix8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes that is so true, he is that kid

  • @Tetsuo0
    @Tetsuo0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    He's like that kid in school who has kept lying his way throughout the whole year but since he's too far in now he can't back out

    • @bunbunette
      @bunbunette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Legit kept thinking "it's like a mom's basement dweller kid found how to bullshit his way into Hollywood because he's the edgiest guy out there"

    • @Ails1234
      @Ails1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Are you saying Steven Seagal is going to run for president?

    • @animewoobovo5964
      @animewoobovo5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Ails1234 yes exactly

    • @boodledemic6430
      @boodledemic6430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sounds like democrat politicians lol

    • @rafaelleone678
      @rafaelleone678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "look at the way he cleans those dishes. Dude!"

  • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
    @DontKnowDontCare6.9 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    There are some things Seagal hasn't done yet:
    A)Stay in shape.
    B)Make a good movie.
    C)Keep it real.

    • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.

    • @what1111
      @what1111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      D) Fight for real/take a punch or hit.

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      E)Have a scene where theres no overly dramatic lighting on his face even though the scene is well lit.

    • @GriffinBaillio
      @GriffinBaillio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      F) Make a movie that fits his body type.

    • @CEOofBased56-hx7xf
      @CEOofBased56-hx7xf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      G) Stop lying.

  • @chrishandsome4267
    @chrishandsome4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4722

    Sometimes it boggles my mind that Steven Seagal is a real person. He’s like a character from South Park that came to life

    • @Ehzvarious
      @Ehzvarious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Steven Segal in South Park is equally as ridiculous.

    • @pjishomo
      @pjishomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      STEVEN SEBOOM BOOM

    • @lt187
      @lt187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Steven Seagal is in a South park episode

    • @Ehzvarious
      @Ehzvarious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@lt187 Season 19 episode "Safe Space".

    • @narcleptik
      @narcleptik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sooo true

  • @timbuk2042
    @timbuk2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    “You’re here to shoot the child but only the child with the weapon” -Steven Seagall -JonTron

  • @damntony1
    @damntony1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18858

    He genuinely looks like a custom character in a cutscene when he's with putin

    • @therebel7865
      @therebel7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      All I have to say is 12:49

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Spy

    • @nrtouge
      @nrtouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Helo spy teeftoo

    • @therebel7865
      @therebel7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@nrtouge SPAH SAPING MA SENTRY

    • @krysmrug6478
      @krysmrug6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      He looks like a skin i downloaded for gta san andreas from gamebanana when i was a kid

  • @ApolloSniperman
    @ApolloSniperman ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    “You’re here to shoot the child, but only the child with the weapon”
    Never fails to crack me up 😂

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ''Don't make me do this!''

    • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.

    • @Acidburn1155
      @Acidburn1155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews Does it make you feel good copy pasting other people's comments to try and farm likes?

  • @RandyCivilized
    @RandyCivilized 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12061

    I bet Seagal will see this. He seems like the type of guy to Google himself pretty often.

    • @jokerhere4504
      @jokerhere4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Apparently that isn’t too far off

    • @skull-chan7703
      @skull-chan7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Weren’t he one of those guys that couldn’t handle people making fun of him in the past? not like Tom Cruise level but still pretty sensitive.

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      his mannerisms reminds me A LOT of Trump....super full of himself and not very bright.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Chef_Hogan Your intuition is not far off the mark

    • @saltyspitoon5089
      @saltyspitoon5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Skull-chan yeah, there’s a story on TH-cam with an actor (I can’t remember his name at the moment). But the sum of it is, he laughed at Steven trying to be a hard ass and Steven hit him against a wall. You can find the story it’s not hard to find at all

  • @porkysugrim
    @porkysugrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4601

    Steven is one of the best examples of “fake it till you make it”

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      And then keep faking it

    • @JamKyt9
      @JamKyt9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Fake it till you fake it

    • @EricDodsonLectures
      @EricDodsonLectures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ... except he never really made it.

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@EricDodsonLectures Except he did. Do you know how much money he made on Under Siege alone? Let alone all the other hits he was in from the 90s

    • @EricDodsonLectures
      @EricDodsonLectures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@chrisredfield6274 ... Well, there's more to life than money. In fact, it's entirely possible to be incredibly wealthy... and yet a complete, pathetic wreck of a human being in all of the ways that really matter. And I don't think you have to look too far into the realm of celebrity to find an easy confirmation of that. Such seems to be the case with Seagal.

  • @elementcuatro584
    @elementcuatro584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    Regarding his comments about Jean-Claude Van Damme, This is from Wikipedia:
    "In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."[82]"

    • @homunkulus819
      @homunkulus819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lmao

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      harry delgato well duh, everyone knows The Expendables is based on a true story as told by Stallone.

    • @lordquaz7154
      @lordquaz7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Say what you want about Van Dam's movies but the guy has balls.

    • @yoavsnake
      @yoavsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As much as I enjoy both of their movies, I'd place my money on Jean Claude

  • @ms.annthrope415
    @ms.annthrope415 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Seagal has served in the Gravy Seals, Spaetzle Forces, Semper Pie, transferred to Delta Forks, then finished with a tour of Meal Team Six.

    • @VanishingPoint1970
      @VanishingPoint1970 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No way this comment doesn't have more likes

    • @jenniferkorf4767
      @jenniferkorf4767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was only commented 2 month ago on a video that’s 4 years old

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14120

    Steven Seagal is the coolest, toughest, most talented and interesting person in the world, according to Steven Seagal.

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The Steven Seagal when Harry Met Sally skit on SNL is a gem if you haven’t seen it

    • @reginald8228
      @reginald8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yet he looks like an absolute and complete mong

    • @gerbmcnuggets5466
      @gerbmcnuggets5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And dangerously high in saturated fat and fructose

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He's nowhere near as cool as RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!

    • @Briguy164
      @Briguy164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *sniff*

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    It's impressive how he manages to look lost and confused no matter where he is.

    • @willsbury5150
      @willsbury5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      even in his own house

    • @hotchquz7613
      @hotchquz7613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Biden should take lessons.

  • @nickelakon5369
    @nickelakon5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6297

    Steven Seagal honestly seems like a character who would be on the simpsons or something as a parody of holywood martial artists

    • @macharper5352
      @macharper5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Hes on an episode of southpark thats about him being a pussy amd needing a safespace 😂

    • @reversezoom4285
      @reversezoom4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@macharper5352 lol i was about to say that

    • @barelyinsane4642
      @barelyinsane4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Johnny Bravo had the best spoof version of Steven Seagal.

    • @karlrosal5891
      @karlrosal5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @MrNatedunkin
      @MrNatedunkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      South Park baby

  • @michaelskipper3375
    @michaelskipper3375 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Seagall's coke nail killed me. Even funnier with the snorts he kept making during the interview because the bump he took. Dude probably thinks he has tigers blood

    • @Dovah21
      @Dovah21 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was just browsing the comment section hoping that somebody else had pointed this out 😆

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Coke nail?

    • @michaelskipper3375
      @michaelskipper3375 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @jamesrosewell9081 it is a fingernail that some people that snort nose suger grow out so that they just scoop it with the nail and snort it. You can pick it up when it is just one long fingernail

    • @retropocalypse1984
      @retropocalypse1984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He has been growing that coke nail since Under Siege

    • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.

  • @jakevanhoesen8546
    @jakevanhoesen8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3929

    “You’re here to shoot the child… but only the child with the gun”
    I was fucking dying

  • @sarasenft2674
    @sarasenft2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    I'm terrified that JonTron just turned around and got a perfect headshot on that paper dummy- The power this man has

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nooo I had the nice amount of likes but several people liked at the same time!

    • @lepewthepew8408
      @lepewthepew8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GAMER

    • @anonymoose6873
      @anonymoose6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      With his luck it probably was shot in just one take too

    • @SneakySteven
      @SneakySteven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did my dear, he did

  • @W4RY3NTRY
    @W4RY3NTRY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6446

    Steven Seagal seems like the kind of guy who lied his way to everything and got too deep that he can’t turn back lol

    • @Ratchet130
      @Ratchet130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Glad someone else thinks so as well. Lol

    • @Ratchet130
      @Ratchet130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@PunMister Which "anime" might that be, boss? Lmao

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pun Mister care to share?

    • @mad4song01
      @mad4song01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Penile Necrosis he’s more like Mr. Satan from Dragon Ball Z.

    • @raketnyamuk9458
      @raketnyamuk9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think this is what's actualy happen

  • @TheRandomZachChannel
    @TheRandomZachChannel ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    I’m really questioning whether or not Seagal is really good at lying or if he actually believes his own bullshit.

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Definetly not self- aware atleast

    • @daviddamasceno6063
      @daviddamasceno6063 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's lied so many times that he believes his own lies

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’s insecure about looking weak because he got bullied as a kid and has asthma apparently

    • @2thomask
      @2thomask ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hes in too deep

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6417

    Raid Shadow Legends sponsorships are the closest we'll ever get to Jon doing Game Reviews again.
    Update: I really love Jon's new videos, just thought I'd bring it up.
    Update #2: I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia makes a movie about the invasion in the Ukraine and they get Steven Seagal as the Russian “hero” of the movie.

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Sad but true

    • @Ganjiel
      @Ganjiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      The truth hurts

    • @Octopus_Enthusiast
      @Octopus_Enthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😔

    • @ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ
      @ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      He’s lost the edge he had when he was younger, man. Changed style too.
      Just compare his videos from the beginning with these now.
      Still happy that he still churns out content though.
      Edit: Full stop

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ true, he's inspired a lot of TH-camrs to spawn similar styles

  • @kimbonice
    @kimbonice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    The fact that Steven Seagal learned martial arts from a short order cook in a back alley explains EVERYTHING.

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      seems like he's the type of guy who'll copy any movie he sees

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Despite being a fake martial artist, he's still had good acting in some movies. His current endeavors are questionable, though. Least he's not getting cancelled.

    • @borsemusic9928
      @borsemusic9928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That doesn't mean anything just someone's a short order cook doesn't mean they can't know martial arts you can't define somebody by their job title

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@borsemusic9928 True but when the result is Steven Seagal it all starts adding up.

    • @lordginger636
      @lordginger636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When you say it like that it sounds like you are saying he isn't a real tough guy, better watch your back lol

  • @GoodAtSpeling
    @GoodAtSpeling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    Steven Seagal just constantly exudes that "I don't remember why I walked into this room" energy, even if he walked into the room to shake hands with Putin or eat carrots with a dictator

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hè alwas has a ''post nut clarity'' face.

    • @Mark.13.
      @Mark.13. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny that ppl still call Lukaszenka a dictator only coz msm told them to and we all know msm are the truth temple...

    • @Rouzhianna
      @Rouzhianna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Mark.13. dude i'm belarusian, and he IS a dictator

    • @captain_awesome2134
      @captain_awesome2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Mark.13. ah yes, he's only won every election since he became president while all of his political rivals mysteriously disappear or get arrested. Sounds perfectly normal to me

    • @melonie_peppers
      @melonie_peppers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Eat carrots with a dictator." Not a sentence I thought I'd hear

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull. ปีที่แล้ว +413

    He "doesnt think jean claude is a martial artist" meanwhile jean claude is an actual certified black belt, fought on the Belgian karate team and won the European professional karate associations middleweight title, he literally beat the worlds 2nd best karate fighter at one point. This guy is smoking that copium for sure.

    • @vendriksondoesthings7911
      @vendriksondoesthings7911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He was a martial artist however he let that go when his fame and ego got to him and now he's a sham hiding behind his former glory

    • @christmaslanterns6425
      @christmaslanterns6425 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      @@vendriksondoesthings7911 I found Steven Seagal in the comments guys

    • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Plus Van Damme got to be in a Mortal Kombat game.

    • @potatosoup6960
      @potatosoup6960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@LeeSixTwenty Isn't Johnny Cage based on him?

  • @KyleCollective
    @KyleCollective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3284

    Steven Segal happens to be whatever the situation calls for. Russian interview? He’s Russian. Military interview? Navy seal. Interview about Japanese culture? Trained with ninjas. Man of many supposed talents

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      He’s a master of 🐂💩

    • @RobD-jq7ry
      @RobD-jq7ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Don't forget when he suddenly turns black when around any black person.

    • @Sincity89103
      @Sincity89103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Biggest fraud I’ve ever seen

    • @Bart-Did-it
      @Bart-Did-it 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trained ninja 🥷 😂😂😂🤣 Nah trained turd 💩 .

    • @trolley4388
      @trolley4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watch Woody Allen’s Zelig.

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Steven Seagal is hysterical. The interview with Rob Schneider is the best thing ever. He told a story of how Steve came out of a dressing room and said to him, “I just read the greatest script ever written.” When Rob looked surprised and asked who wrote it, Steve looked at him, totally serious, and said, “...I did.”

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      You know you’re a terrible person when even Rob Schneider can make a funny joke about you

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@origamipein18
      This is nowhere near as bad as the time he was trying to show off, claimed he could not be choked out in front of some very well trained stunt men, the type to put their money where their mouths are. One of those stunt men happened to be the legendary Gene Lebell, who promptly called Steven on his shit, and not only choked Steven out, but caused him to shit his pants on top of that. Hahahaha

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JanoyCresvaZero ...Ew.

    • @Sabaelos
      @Sabaelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JanoyCresvaZero is therr a video for that

  • @kolbytriplett4644
    @kolbytriplett4644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5401

    Steven Seagal is like if Chuck Norris made up every joke and meme about himself and actually believed them to be true.

    • @stuartward1755
      @stuartward1755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      In Chuck's case though they are all true

    • @aestrobloome
      @aestrobloome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      chuck norris is a legit, black belt level martial artist and has proven it. steven segal is a joke.

    • @SHINOBI-03
      @SHINOBI-03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@aestrobloome Check Norris was one of the lucky few to battle Bruce Lee. What's in Steven Seagal's credit?

    • @commander57
      @commander57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Chuck Norris was a 7 time full contact world champion during the golden age of fighting martial artists.Steves claim to fame in the real world of martial artists?

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@stuartward1755 JoJo makes Chuck Norris references.

  • @JDubOnTheLowdown
    @JDubOnTheLowdown ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I think the most underrated part of this video is how Jon nailed how weirdly Seagal runs.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    Fun Fact about Seagal: he claimed he was trained by the creator of aikido but the man died in the 1969 and Seagal didn't move to Japan until 71. He also claimed he was in the CIA and the US government had to say he was never affiliated with them.

    • @lukabrasi001
      @lukabrasi001 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      i would deny each and every affiliation even if they were true

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukabrasi001 Especially with the US government.
      Idk why somebody would brag they're actively destroying every country on the planet.

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Of course he did
      Seagull is just wild Lol

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It’s safe to say that whenever Steven says something, always classify it as bullshit.

    • @Doof555
      @Doof555 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The truth lies sometimes 😂

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    He's kinda like Buzz Lightyear at the beginning of Toy Story when he thinks he's legitimately a space ranger because it said so on his box

    • @bubblesbelmont5603
      @bubblesbelmont5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If you try to tell him other ways, all it will say on your box is your name, date if birth and death date.

    • @NyctoPhobia197
      @NyctoPhobia197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So this video is basically a irl version of toy story where Steven seagal is buzz lightyear and Jontron is woody and it's called guy story?

    • @buzzlightyear2510
      @buzzlightyear2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To infinity and beyond

    • @bubblesbelmont5603
      @bubblesbelmont5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CadmeanLotus he is the pandemic's minion

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CadmeanLotus nah buzz cand do a karate chop and fall with style

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    Segal acts like he’s going through a mid-life crisis, but that’s his whole personality

    • @puppet1show626
      @puppet1show626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      r/rareinsults ?

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Agreed, Segal has been in a mid life crisis his entire life

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good description!

    • @doublebassman123
      @doublebassman123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya but Hard To Kill is pretty cool tbh.

    • @CinnaRoar
      @CinnaRoar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude. You just gave the perfect description I didn’t know existed

  • @alejandroalf729
    @alejandroalf729 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Nobody makes fun of Steven Seagal better than Steven Seagal.

  • @BiriBiri925
    @BiriBiri925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4146

    Apparently, Steven Seagal got to Jon and took revenge on him.

    • @kennynegron3291
      @kennynegron3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      What happened to this guy I only watched his flex tape one did he quit TH-cam

    • @mikewalker9057
      @mikewalker9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@kennynegron3291 nah he just as huge spaces between his uploads that’s all

    • @kynsilok
      @kynsilok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@mikewalker9057 he uploaded last December for that golden Adsense so he might suprise us this year. We will see

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@kynsilok I'm honestly hoping for another Tim Allen Christmas movie special

    • @MrFrigginAwsome
      @MrFrigginAwsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Let him out to do a goddamn shitty mobile game ad.

  • @snoookie456
    @snoookie456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    MISSING
    Jonathan Tronathan
    Have you seen this man? He was last seen making fun of Steven Seagal.

    • @nardopol0
      @nardopol0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also answers to Timothy Brentwood

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He's gone. Steve got him.

    • @kingcrab1774
      @kingcrab1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sounds like a jojo character

    • @jaredsabatelli2459
      @jaredsabatelli2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dam has it really been five months

    • @durururururururu
      @durururururururu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      better get started with turning his subreddit into Scott the Woz's
      again

  • @redstreak9430
    @redstreak9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3440

    I’m worried: Jon smack talked Steven Seagal and we haven’t heard from him since. I hope he hasn’t roughed him up too badly.

    • @KenLinx
      @KenLinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Yeah I hope Seagal's alright.

    • @Jackryan1213
      @Jackryan1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@KenLinx Ouch..

    • @moboots
      @moboots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think hes dead

    • @DatOneCat
      @DatOneCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nah, this is normal for him to suddenly disappear for a long time. He's still alive based off his Twitter feed (December 19th). So don't worry about it.

  • @rudir6826
    @rudir6826 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Bruhhh that sheriff pounding his fingers on the table had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Steven Seagull looks and sounds like he's remembering and forgetting everything every second.

    • @SepticFalcon
      @SepticFalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thats because hes making it up ;)

    • @steelmonkeyy
      @steelmonkeyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      well he has to remember what he made up many years ago

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    Never seen a man so devoid of charisma he sucks the charm out of everything around him.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      There's no fun, then there's ANTI-fun.

    • @officialgoogleyoutube
      @officialgoogleyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not very nice to say that about Jon.

    • @Danielgil28893-x
      @Danielgil28893-x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He doesn't suck the charisma, he destroys the charisma

    • @fatufatu
      @fatufatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have. My dad.

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel 28893 he makes the charisma flip itself over during a “fight”

  • @huyrhfyftug4921
    @huyrhfyftug4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    The best way to finish an interview :
    "sir, are you armed right now "
    "yes"
    "thanks for joining us today.."

    • @amasthedude1387
      @amasthedude1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What sort of f***ing interview was THAT?!?!?!

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amasthedude1387 An interview with Steven Seagal, the fuck did you expect?

    • @fatufatu
      @fatufatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “It’s been an absolute pleasure.”

    • @catdogmousecheese
      @catdogmousecheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "If I was to look around this room, right now, would I find an arm of some kind?"
      Why would you phrase it like that?
      Seagal: "Yeah, there's a grenade in the flower pot, there's an uzi under this cushion, and I there's a samurai sword duct taped to the back of my chair. Your producer said he was cool with it."

  • @Danawesomy567
    @Danawesomy567 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I’ll never forget it. My mom had a friend of a friend come over to help with something and we got to talking.
    The subject of martial arts was brought up and it turned out he was well versed in Aikido.
    We get to talking some more and he explains how it works, yata-yata-yata, he starts to show me some moves.
    One such demonstration he wanted me to throw a punch at him slowly. In martial arts demonstrations, it’s usually not a problem to go at a slower pace so you can better analyze the technique.
    What he didn’t know was that I had a modest background in boxing. In boxing you’re taught to lead with your left rather than your right. So, in slow motion, I throw a jab with my left.
    This startled him so much that he had to straight up stop the demonstration and ask me if I was left handed. I told him no but I knew some boxing.
    So he explains that most guys throw punches with their right hand, so he straight up wants to start over but this time, he instructs me to throw with my right.
    At the time, I didn’t think much of it, but now that I know much more about fighting, that was really pathetic.
    Your “martial art” trains you so repetitively and monotonously that your reflexes are dulled to the point that you cannot even process something happening in SLOW MOTION.
    If your martial arts school only does demonstrations without letting you spar, you’re not fighting, you’re doing choreography.
    Karate is a big offender too in some cases. Many dojos don’t allow their students to spar because “the techniques are too dangerous”. So, when they go and pick a fight, they get their asses handed to them because their opponent wasn’t as complicit with being attacked as their dance partners were.

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

    Steven Seagal the type of guy who has a girlfriend at a different school.

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      A really really hot one, according to him.

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@megavidaeos we haven't seen any pictures yet, but i trust him, he seems pretty happy with the relationship

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Couldnt have said it better.

    • @guprh7481
      @guprh7481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Terrifyingly accurate

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Correct. I met up with him just last week, and he told me all about his new girlfriend at the local high school.

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    "I'm a Russian Mongol, so I'm a Russian. My father was a Russian Mongol, so my people are Russian"
    Great sentence Steven.

    • @southfloridaarcheryguy114
      @southfloridaarcheryguy114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I thought he was saying “mongrel”. That I could believe.

    • @carlmarston1687
      @carlmarston1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      His dad was Russian Jewish. He probably thought Mongol sounded cooler

    • @mightymediocre3352
      @mightymediocre3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@carlmarston1687 It becomes very confusing when his family is from Vladivostok and Belarus. I guess he kinda forgot to check the map before he said that or he just named 2 things he picked up in his movies.

    • @ConorChaos
      @ConorChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He said mongrel. You know, like his family were from all over with different nationalities and religious beliefs. You would usually use the word when regarding dogs, though.

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ConorChaos He definitely said "Mongol"

  • @bondburney9136
    @bondburney9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    I've always felt that Steven Seagal is a parody of himself.

    • @MrLunithy
      @MrLunithy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Meat Loaf

    • @CastleFilthy222
      @CastleFilthy222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BondBurney.

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, after he sold himself for the Russians, he is indeed a parody of himself

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty sure he’s a Family Guy cutaway that somehow gained sentience, escaped the cartoon world and killed/replaced the real Steven Segal

    • @xmlviking12
      @xmlviking12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaronsdavis two scoops

  • @kevinsundelin8639
    @kevinsundelin8639 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Here's a translation of his singing
    "Now that you're gon' have to see
    I got $700, baby
    You ain't gon' remember me"
    And then "Everybody knows I'm here!"

    • @JohnSkao
      @JohnSkao 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      *actual gibberish*

  • @ldmnyblzs
    @ldmnyblzs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    You didn't even get to his Reddit AMA where he replied to like 10 questions then left because everyone was just shitting on him.

    • @dizzee2100
      @dizzee2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      10? I only see two replies on his reddit profile

    • @dogman9223
      @dogman9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dizzee nah he just went to the other 8 people in person

    • @ldmnyblzs
      @ldmnyblzs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dizzee2100 it's u/stevenseagalofficial
      He gave more answers than I remembered but they were all very brief.

  • @samu7353
    @samu7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41326

    Jon, blink twice if Raid: Shadow Legends has your family.

    • @kfconsoleenthusiast4992
      @kfconsoleenthusiast4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

      Me:blinks twice

    • @SoftDistorsions
      @SoftDistorsions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Sam U oh god I was thinking the exact same thing. WE NEED TO HELP JON! Aaaaahhhh

    • @mr.burnsgaming8985
      @mr.burnsgaming8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      4

    • @Cqale5794
      @Cqale5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      John needs our help

    • @Your_Duolingo66-g1f
      @Your_Duolingo66-g1f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      The games shit dude but still a man has gotta do something to get money.

  • @parkerhero8279
    @parkerhero8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Steven got to him people. R.I.P Jon , you shouldn't of messed with the most dangerous man in hollywood.

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jon should’ve listened to stevens response to the question “do you still fight”
      *MhhmmmmhMMM*

    • @yurachunt3179
      @yurachunt3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      have

    • @djcease1996
      @djcease1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steven isn't one to fuck with

    • @PaulieAFantoneJays19
      @PaulieAFantoneJays19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@djcease1996 ... Especially when u cut in front of him @ the local all u can eat buffet 😂😝😂

    • @conspiracytheoriesorconspi9061
      @conspiracytheoriesorconspi9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shouldn’t have messed with.
      “Shouldn’t of” Lol 😂

  • @Wingspan_5
    @Wingspan_5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    The hugging and posing for photos with dictators really says the most about him

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What's next, is he going to open CPAC with Victor Orban?

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I agree
      But To be fair, when it comes to dictators, being impolite can have really fatal consequences
      But considering he signed up to meet with them that doesn’t really apply
      But if I saw one in public I’d probably just nod before running away

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me, being an average, curious, non celebrity person... i feel like if i had the possibility of (safely) meeting some of histories most terrible and great people up close: id kinda want to.
      Like, if i could meet Ghandi, Putin, Stalin, Washington, Robespierre, Francis of Assisi, Saladin... just to get a greater sense of what humanity is. Are these people really any different than the average person when you just sit down for tea? Is their evil/greatness they cause by circumstantial ambition?
      but wanting to meet dictators just because you're famous and you have some ancestry that loosely ties you to those regions makes you kinda weird and icky.

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thalesium thanks for understanding, and thanks for noticing my error!

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Soulraven2735you do realize cpac is pretty anti government right?

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    Steven Seagal is that guy in high school who said he was a physcopath and that he could kill someone, but is scared to ask a waiter for water at a restaurant

    • @fmhqbattousai
      @fmhqbattousai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      There's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Obviously the act of asking for water at a restaurant, when performed by someone such as Steven, would cause the waiter's heart to stop out of fear. His schi (that's steven-chi, for those uninitiated) is so honed by his years of practice in Aistevedo that simply looking in someone's direction for any extended period of time could cause them to age rapidly (hence his schi blocking sunglasses, as seen in his meetings with Vlad and that Watermelon guy).
      But yeah....I think you're probably right.

    • @keane6
      @keane6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      unfortunately that was me back in middle school

    • @mozzerellafolla443
      @mozzerellafolla443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@keane6 i have nothing to say besides... oof

    • @VegetaSoup
      @VegetaSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s the type that would wear a trench coat and would act like he could kick a football players ass, but instead gets beat up behind a garbage bin.

    • @cicnnuggit3440
      @cicnnuggit3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could've said a 14 year old girl after listening to a Billie Eilish song, but ok.

  • @bondburney9136
    @bondburney9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7029

    I feel Steven Seagal is almost doing a better job parodying himself than Jontron

    • @KCzz15
      @KCzz15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I dunno man, Jontron does a pretty mean job of parodying himself too.

    • @remlezar9397
      @remlezar9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This does feel watered down. Diet Jontron.

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is like a GTA Character IRL.

    • @bubbles8871
      @bubbles8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keyword: _Almost_

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God Bless Your Perfection

  • @pureruckuspower2165
    @pureruckuspower2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    See, Steven Seagal isnt avoiding eye contact because hes lying. He's just observing the entire room all at once in case a threat arises.

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smens of course

    • @icydazo6417
      @icydazo6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      steven seboomboom

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And could runaway from it

    • @funnyv6048
      @funnyv6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giving us all an ocular pat down

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Threats be like: 8:01

  • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
    @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel ปีที่แล้ว +91

    11:56 If you look closely, he basically did hit Steven's bullet hole, but he probably pretended like it wasn't close enough, because that would mean that his trainee is as good of a shooter as him.

    • @overlordghs1081
      @overlordghs1081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Also, the guy was “training” actually had better control and trigger discipline over his weapon and probably shot better. Steven everytime he shot would jump the gun which is when you pull the gun up before pulling the trigger, thus affecting your shot. Dude is just a fraud.

  • @salomonthewise2539
    @salomonthewise2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Jontron really perfected the role of Steven seagal by showing how tough he is by biting that spongepop

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ice cream, pizza, donuts, beer, burgers, carrots, watermelon.. they all don't stand a chance against Steven Sagal!

    • @micahrobbins8353
      @micahrobbins8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ooh I didn’t even think of that. Now my teeth hurt, thanks

    • @simonhicks5973
      @simonhicks5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is perfect for the top because as soon as those credits roll you go down to the comments and see this

    • @mattlandry
      @mattlandry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am a martial arts Master and want to get in contact with him. Those are teeth meant for martial arts.

  • @pgreg8528
    @pgreg8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3502

    No one gonna mention that Putin actually speaks english, but refused to speak english with Seagal?

    • @mohammadalbader3538
      @mohammadalbader3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Oh vlad does this with everyone, unless it's something important then he'll just use a translator

    • @Mamenber
      @Mamenber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      It's pretty hard to express yourself on the same level in a foreign language than in a native language, unless you have a speech prepared. Also, you'd probably expect someone who calls themselves a Russian to speak Russian.

    • @mohammadalbader3538
      @mohammadalbader3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      The page I read basically said that he only spoke English during trips to English speaking nations for political reasons

    • @pgreg8528
      @pgreg8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mohammadalbader3538 still, that means he is able to. We should also remember that Putin has no normal background, wasn't He in the KGB? Surely people there learn languages.

    • @scottwilliams645
      @scottwilliams645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pgreg8528 I believe he was either a KGB agent or leader

  • @phabiorules
    @phabiorules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    Fun Fact, Sylvester Stallone has told a story of Seagal being a prick at a house party, and Van Damme called him out on it, saying he wanted to take it outside. Seagall then immediately got into his car and drove away. Van Damme followed him to a bar, and gave him the offer again, to which Seagall once again left.

    • @russiandrago821
      @russiandrago821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Van Damme would destroy Seagal! Even looking at them today you can see Van Damme is in better fighting shape.

    • @blragh
      @blragh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ??? I need to see this

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      and van damme doesn't even need cocaine to defeat segal

    • @konstantinosmas3950
      @konstantinosmas3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You idiots. VD wouldn’t even touch him. He is the only westerner to TEACH aikido in Japan. VD knows his shit, he really does, but S is actually a master. As to why aikido looks false google it and you will understand. It’s all about that split second action, the momentum acts after that, if you done it well it’s over.

    • @blragh
      @blragh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@konstantinosmas3950 also hes a reincarnated Buddha

  • @Snowbird2701
    @Snowbird2701 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    14:33 Seagal has proven to be the living example of the quote
    "The lights are on but nobody's home"

  • @B1ngusD1ngus
    @B1ngusD1ngus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    And the wild jontron returns to his cave to hibernate once more.

    • @Joebama1911
      @Joebama1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But seriously, where is he at?

    • @LocalGuardsman
      @LocalGuardsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Joebama1911 Seagal and OJ "got even with him".

    • @rakelodakel
      @rakelodakel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And to inhale MAGA copium

    • @LocalGuardsman
      @LocalGuardsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@rakelodakel Twitter mob, eh? Why are you even here if you hate him so much? All it takes is just a single press on the “Ignore this Channel” button, my guy.

    • @machomanrandysavage7553
      @machomanrandysavage7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LocalGuardsman no

  • @Reinero21
    @Reinero21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    I feel like them continually giving him fruits and veggies is their way of telling him he's fat.

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Underrated comment

    • @kg9836
      @kg9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he is not fat. he is fluffy

  • @MaxwellMcNuggets
    @MaxwellMcNuggets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Jon acting like Steven Seagal is more Steven Seagal then he is now. Even when Jon got Steven's ridiculous run in the ice cream gag.

    • @KingKhanate1997
      @KingKhanate1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m pretty sure Jon is actually running faster than the real Seagal

  • @seanomygod
    @seanomygod ปีที่แล้ว +168

    We need a part two to the epic saga of Steven Segal. Definitely gotta bring up the infamous pants pooping incident that he vehemently denies to this day.

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This comment opens up a lot of questions.

    • @atomicgummygod9232
      @atomicgummygod9232 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertcortez4956tldr, story goes, on set, he claimed he could get out of any chokehold in front of his stunt coordinator, who was a judo expert. They set up the chokehold, he tried and failed to get out of it, passing out and shitting his pants in process.

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the _what_

    • @atomicgummygod9232
      @atomicgummygod9232 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@galladegamerletsplaysok so basically
      On the set of one of his movies, Steven claimed he could break any chokehold. Something about his “martial art skills” letting him do so. Now this guy, Gene LeBell, he’s a judo expert. And people wanted to see if he was actually able to do it or just sayin’ it, you know? So they set up the chokehold. When Steven says go, Gene starts choking them out. Steven tries to get out, fails. He passes out before he can tap out and shits an entire steak dinner while panicking. To this day, he denies it ever happened. Gene just said “When we had a little altercation or difference of opinion, there were thirty stuntmen and cameramen that were watching. Sometimes Steven has a tendency to cheese off the wrong people, and you can get hurt doing that.”
      Gene’s supposedly got a history of telling tall tales but frankly I like to think it’s true considering how aggressively Seagal denied it.

  • @BrekkaJones24
    @BrekkaJones24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Steven Seagull: The Russian, The Asian, The Texan.

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You missed Italian

    • @mohitsalhan9344
      @mohitsalhan9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *The Mongol-Russian-Jewish emperor of our hearts*

    • @PapaRikkiBalls
      @PapaRikkiBalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The black man

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought he was native american...

    • @stalebread9825
      @stalebread9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swift Nimblefoot nah he’s martian

  • @Funk_Monkey
    @Funk_Monkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Steven Is the one kid in 5th grade who thinks he can beat up the high schoolers and no one ever actually put him in his place.

    • @alexanderbill7128
      @alexanderbill7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Actually. Jean Claude van Damme confronted him at a bar once, and Steven walked away, Van Damme followed him to another bar down the street, confronted him again.
      The man knows he’s shit. And is a coward

    • @verlorenish
      @verlorenish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@alexanderbill7128 Hey I read about that. It all started at Stallone's mansion in Miami in '97. He had got so tired of Seagal he challenged him to a fight in the backyard. There is an interview about this I might get a link

    • @alexanderbill7128
      @alexanderbill7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@verlorenish i thought it was a bar/party. But I knew he was confronted by a slightly inebriated van damme

    • @codyallen2838
      @codyallen2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@alexanderbill7128 What I wouldn't do to see that fight. Jean Claude would fuck him up.

    • @shualel
      @shualel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      nah he the type of kid to just make shit up and everybody knows he is lying

  • @redmenace5552
    @redmenace5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    Kind of worrying that jon disappears after he talks shit about steven seagal

    • @rdlegends3988
      @rdlegends3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He is active on his twitter... :-)

    • @redmenace5552
      @redmenace5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@rdlegends3988 oh really? I dont have twitter whats he up to

    • @MangoSkinner
      @MangoSkinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@redmenace5552 training to fight Steven seagal

    • @bluthian
      @bluthian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think he doesn't want to feel pressured to make videos

    • @lao-grotten1101
      @lao-grotten1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Steven flipped him like a pancake

  • @guldi3
    @guldi3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    It's kinda funny that your parody of steven is much more sympathetic than the real one.

  • @justiceofthecross
    @justiceofthecross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    This tough guy talked shit about Van Dam and Van Dam went to confront him on two different occasions and Segal ran from him both times. Not to mention 70 yr old Gene LaBelle knocked him out and he pissed himself. Segal also bullies smaller people to make himself look tough, Ask Rob Schneider. Also everyone is a master marksman from 20 ft away. He's a big dude but a coward. Talking mob he has an Italian accent, talking martial arts he has an Asian accent. This guy is the Milli Vanilli of Hollywood.

    • @eddycolangelo
      @eddycolangelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      There's also a clip of Kevin Hart telling the story of how Steven challenged a real suntman to choke him, to show how he would be able to free himself, and ended up shitting himself instead.
      I think it could be a fake story Kevin made up as a joke but then again, it's Steven Seagal, it's equally possible that it is a real story.

    • @wrestlingstuffv2
      @wrestlingstuffv2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      @@eddycolangelo The stuntman story is actually about the Gene LeBell story. He made Seagal sh1t himself, not piss.

    • @eddycolangelo
      @eddycolangelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@wrestlingstuffv2 oh, good to know!

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      To be fair, I would bully Rob Schneider too.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Watch real rob if you think Schneider shouldn't be bullied

  • @derelictgasstation
    @derelictgasstation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    so, is he just gonna disappear for another 12 months then come out with "Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy 2"

    • @BladeStorm4497
      @BladeStorm4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And then disappear again

    • @gwenpolo1307
      @gwenpolo1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@BladeStorm4497Nah he's gonna do quality content at a refreshing pace for like 8 months before leaving for a full year. This is the cycle of Jon.

    • @PeterPan-gp4ru
      @PeterPan-gp4ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gwenpolo1307 It's a disappointing one. Glad I dont pay him.

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah flex tape 3

    • @PaulieAFantoneJays19
      @PaulieAFantoneJays19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd actually be down for that...i highly enjoyed this video

  • @gavinl7702
    @gavinl7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "And when the world needed him most, he vanished."

    • @devinprosise4390
      @devinprosise4390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We miss you Steven seagull

    • @hamiltonkelly5849
      @hamiltonkelly5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wtf ted cruz?

    • @tilltanky5367
      @tilltanky5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ted Cruz can you get me an AR-15 for Christmas?

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit, lookout everybody, it's the fucking Zodiac Killer! 🤣

    • @michaelhaggart9858
      @michaelhaggart9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tedward

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Segal is perhaps the most legendary Green Beret Ranger Special Forces Navy Seal Federal Investigator that ever lived.

  • @R4ULTR
    @R4ULTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Seagal not considering Van Damme a tough guy when Seagal himself literally left a party in order to avoid fighting against him when challenged LOL

    • @Shaggy87781
      @Shaggy87781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      michael jai white too, man is like a black belt in several martial arts and is swole as shit.

    • @ornithorhynchusanatinus2167
      @ornithorhynchusanatinus2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Shaggy87781 a white belt in bjj could destroy an aikido master

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God Bless Your Perfection

    • @NoGirlsOnTheInternet
      @NoGirlsOnTheInternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Might have something to do with Van Damme being an actual Muay Thai artist. He doesn't just lightly bump into people and expect them to pratfall, y'see.

    • @Shaggy87781
      @Shaggy87781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ornithorhynchusanatinus2167 oh agreed because aikido is just bullshit lmao

  • @Fryguy76951
    @Fryguy76951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    I'm noticing a pattern. Jon posts a couple good videos within a month. Another one or two in a couple months. Then vanishes for 10 months

    • @PeterPan-gp4ru
      @PeterPan-gp4ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He must be wealthy enough to not really need to post stuff hardly at all at this point. Must be nice.

    • @bortly4648
      @bortly4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The numbers jon? What do they mean?

    • @bioforce5
      @bioforce5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I would guess that, similar to movie and video game releases, there's probably an optimal time for releasing new videos where viewership and revenue is maximized. If these videos take a while to produce, it's probably best to save them for when they would get the most views.

    • @solairesolalalalalemon1198
      @solairesolalalalalemon1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You want quality or quantity?

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@solairesolalalalalemon1198 You're not getting the point. The point is three or four videos are posted within a couple months of each other, then nothing for another ten or so months, and the cycle repeats. If you can't see that, then John Cena!

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    He clearly wants to emulate the character tropes he played in movies. World traveled action hero prodigy. Traveling the world amassing skills from all cultures. A master of all trades, all around badass. Except he clearly doesn't want put in any of the work required.
    Fake martial arts, "singing" that isn't actual singing. Marksmanship with the lowest caliber gun at a target in 30 feet. Travels to other countries but doesn't actually know the language.
    Just the weirdest combination of laziness and self delusion. I would almost respect it if he had any level of self awareness.

    • @lerenardlibre4434
      @lerenardlibre4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      truth here

    • @remn3nt266
      @remn3nt266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He thinks he isn't the shit he thinks THe shit

    • @Inferno144
      @Inferno144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      AND HE GOT THERE. He actually bullshitted his way to this spot. And thats the part that really pisses me off. Screw hard work and actual skill. JUST LIE!

    • @tropeadope4532
      @tropeadope4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Inferno144 Not just any liar would get as far as he has. He's a lying celebrity.

    • @filipsepesi5944
      @filipsepesi5944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "People fight the recoil" then shows him holding a .22 handgun

  • @caiusjulius9836
    @caiusjulius9836 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, on April 10, 1952,[12] the son of a medical technician and a mathematics teacher. His mother was of Irish descent, while his father was Jewish.[13] His paternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants.[14] During an interview for the Russian talk show, Let Them Talk, Seagal stated that he has paternal ancestors from the Siberian city of Vladivostok, as well as Belarus and Saint Petersburg. He stated that genetic testing determined that he has Yakut and Buryat ancestry as well.[15]

  • @Mr_Chunk
    @Mr_Chunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    “Don’t fight the recoil”
    *continues to shoot a .22*

    • @jinx4806
      @jinx4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes gun go shoot

    • @LY45972
      @LY45972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i didn't realize it was a .22

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never would've noticed tbh

    • @AkeoT9
      @AkeoT9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      .22 is like an airsoft gun lol

    • @benpfab17
      @benpfab17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AkeoT9 It actually has less recoil than an airsoft gun

  • @theAEDan
    @theAEDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    “My family is from Vladivostok and Belarus”. Literally opposite edges of the once Soviet Union
    “My family are Russian mongols”. Sort of in the middle of the once Soviet Union.
    He’s covering all the bases

    • @konamihatchibori
      @konamihatchibori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Empor ! That's why he said Russian Mongols. Like, omigosh PaY aTtEnTiOn

    • @SA-tf3my
      @SA-tf3my 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's playing all sides so he always come out on top

    • @LordSathar
      @LordSathar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i think he said mongrel, tbh

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Empor ! Man Y U dumb

    • @jamesthetsundere1195
      @jamesthetsundere1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes, but did you know his father was also a mafia boss

  • @KittenGirlyuwu
    @KittenGirlyuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3521

    The reason he hasn't made a video in two months is that Steven Seagal tracked him down and killed him

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      8:01 you wonder why he got shot right here~ it’s just like Bruce’s son!

    • @GrandRBLX
      @GrandRBLX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what the f-

    • @efreeteu461
      @efreeteu461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's so sad, RIP in peace John Tron

    • @dominicjackson6122
      @dominicjackson6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no it's because Raid shadow legends has him and his family hostage

    • @skiffy8121
      @skiffy8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      being a jontron fan represented by spongebob *****spongebob by the mailbox***** IM WAITING, IM WAITING, IM WAITING *****patrick walks up***** WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING

  • @leogio8093
    @leogio8093 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Coincidentally - Steven Segal was also called by the coroner when Alec Baldwin shot that one woman on set as well. Sure enough, he struck gold again. It WAS, in fact, a bullet.

    • @smithmcsmithy2645
      @smithmcsmithy2645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think they need to stop calling Steven Seagal first, because the people keep dying during the time they could be consulting paramedics. Though I suppose they wouldn’t know that they’d been shot with a bullet.

  • @f1sh26
    @f1sh26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    He’s like a human multi-tool, that doesn’t work well with anything.

  • @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462
    @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Steven Seagal is just a katana neckbeard that made it to Hollywood. Kind of incredible really

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I love how he puts an accent on "karate" but still pronounces it wrong.

    • @blahooper
      @blahooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The perfect description

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fully agree

    • @MrHarrissirraHrM
      @MrHarrissirraHrM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for the perfect explanation.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, when he informed he was scouted not at an actual audition but a carnival show, I could only roll my eyes. I didn't know aikido masters needed to walk everywhere with a swagger to prove they're tough...on account of how peaceful the method is and it just uses the person's momentum against them. Between that and needing the gun, something tells me the gun would be his first method of defense in a fight.

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    Fun fact: Steven Seagal repeatedly claimed that Jean Claude Van Damme's MA career was fake, and said that he could kick his ass. So Van Damme publicly challenged him to a fight. Seagal never turned up. For a while, Van Damme would try to get in the same place as Seagal, wanting to fight, but Seagal would always duck out whenever he heard he was there. This is because Van Damme has been challenged to fights before, and has multiple times whooped someone's ass as a result.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      I still feel sorry for the guys who were stupid enough to challenge JCVD back when he was coked out of his mind, zero holding back of any kind from a kickbozer who could snap femurs with his kicks is an insane level of terrifying

    • @jasonmaxwell9762
      @jasonmaxwell9762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      JCVD got beat up by Chuck Zito. JCVD used to party hard and would get real sloppy at partys. Nothing really ever happened between Seagal and JCVD other than some sh*t talking, which Seagal defiantly started.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonmaxwell9762 nothing ever happened because Steven Seagull would run away like a little bitch and refused to square up. Dude is a fraud and always has been

    • @BiggieBungas
      @BiggieBungas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Simple answer. Claude is not worthy of seagals time

    • @jeffreybernstein3628
      @jeffreybernstein3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      seems very doubtfull if a coked out biker could knock him out with one punch i doubt he would have been afraid of him. also guys like stephen who think their god cough cough bruce lee cough cough wouldnt back down from that.

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how in the first interview question shown, at 14:23, he immediately proves he isn't knowledgeable on martial arts. He's asked about Aikido and he immediately mentions Karate, which is a completely different type of martial art created long before Aikido was; in fact, Aikido was created in the 20th century while Karate was created in the 17th.
    - Someone who learned Taekwondo (not from the same country as Aikido or Karate) in middle school and knew they were different things, and then looked up the rest

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9434

    Jon: Goes on hiatus again.
    "I don't like where this is going"

    • @danieljacksonofficial5107
      @danieljacksonofficial5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't like this either.

    • @danieljacksonofficial5107
      @danieljacksonofficial5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wait a minute, your content is insane. I just took a look at your channel and was not dissapointed.

    • @M4rks
      @M4rks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bruh, bosh?

    • @gloriouswar9116
      @gloriouswar9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ‘Ello bruv

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ok
      Bosh ✔️ • 11 hours ago
      Jon: Goes on hiatus again.
      “I don’t like where this is going”

  • @hayden6759
    @hayden6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    Later that day, Steven Seagal found Jon and flipped him to death.

    • @TechInspected
      @TechInspected 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I mean, JonTron hasn't uploaded since this video. So I'd ask Steven Seagal.

    • @zosowon
      @zosowon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      this is 100% canon, rip jontron

    • @Driver-Nephi
      @Driver-Nephi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @user-rc3kr6dk8k
      @user-rc3kr6dk8k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually they ruled it as a suicide; he flipped himself to death.

    • @roachdoggjr419
      @roachdoggjr419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-rc3kr6dk8k because Steven segal was at his door

  • @samw.1608
    @samw.1608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    Hopefully Jon remembered that it's his 10th year on youtube and he's taking his time making an epic anniversary video.

    • @grateshirtironer2972
      @grateshirtironer2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ya I'd say you're right, I'm getting my hopes ups for a massive collaboration.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He already missed it by 4 months, I’m losing hope

    • @spicymang0o
      @spicymang0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sigal probably found him after this.

    • @lordduckulous5240
      @lordduckulous5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably not

    • @HushPuppy106
      @HushPuppy106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Covid

  • @extenduss
    @extenduss ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Steven Seagal is like that kid on the playground who makes up crazy stories about himself. he insists that he fought a dinosaur and won

  • @SimplyChris
    @SimplyChris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7209

    Is this the JonTron Waiting Room?

    • @frankie1948
      @frankie1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      No. You can leave

    • @randorecruit1269
      @randorecruit1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yes it is. The toilet is the fifth door on the right. If you need some food there is a restaurant on the other side of the street. If you are tired there are beds upstairs. If you wish to leave you can do so.

    • @Miguel-bv3ei
      @Miguel-bv3ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I got a reservation for next video, gonna be waiting a while.

    • @tywillis2395
      @tywillis2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes. Welcome.

    • @thepencilcunts
      @thepencilcunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      No this is Patrick

  • @franklinkinmartin
    @franklinkinmartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    The only thing I want in life now is for Steven Seagal to teach Martial Arts to Gwyneth Paltrow, and at the end of the episode they meet up with Dan Akyroyd to drink some Crystal Head Vodka

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And they get some leaks and use some flex seal

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Then they all workout with OJ

    • @Krozbot
      @Krozbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      golden and underrated comment

    • @blahblahsen1142
      @blahblahsen1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i mean, at least dan akroid sells drinkable vodka in a cool ass bottle. he's crazy but you get what you bought. out of the 3, he's the only one who's not a con artist, he's just a weird guy selling booze. i like like booze.

    • @ma5terbuilder012
      @ma5terbuilder012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Worldwide

  • @funnyvalentine6896
    @funnyvalentine6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    August 1, 2020 A man named John Tron went missing after smack talking Steven Seagal

    • @reginapotiomkiniene7478
      @reginapotiomkiniene7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John must have gotten flipped and then died

    • @idrissjewai8100
      @idrissjewai8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope he is good

    • @commandergree7316
      @commandergree7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good to see another trooper in these comments.

    • @bigpimp7329
      @bigpimp7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happy to see the boys in the comments remembering our fallen soldier

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I think there's a saying that you can judge a man by the company they keep. So Seagal being friends with Putin and Lukashenko really speaks for itself

  • @gluemoid
    @gluemoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    Why didn’t Putin flip onto his ass when he shook Steven’s hand??

    • @zankeekee
      @zankeekee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Best comment I have seen so far.

    • @danielwilliams7161
      @danielwilliams7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Putin weights 16 tons. He's pure adamantium.

    • @rockdragon3
      @rockdragon3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Thats why he holds his own forearm, its to prevent his killer instinct from activating

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @nuclearocean
      @nuclearocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      'Cause Putin is also a martial artist, so he tried to flip Seagal the other way around and they negated the yeet
      If cameras were a bit lower, you could've seen the ground crack

  • @GuitarsRgood7
    @GuitarsRgood7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    Don't worry guys, he's just been training in the mountains for the last year with Steven Seagal

    • @CheeseDudInTheOven
      @CheeseDudInTheOven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Xx-raZ0r_pup-xX Who, Jon or Steven?

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or Steven's been chasing him with a handgun and Aikido and Jon's been on the run like Jason Bourne

    • @guilhermecarvalho2887
      @guilhermecarvalho2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is Segata Sanshiro but white and washed-up.

    • @Xormac2
      @Xormac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...and he has become the ultimate Cane Fu master

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I’d like to see Segal teach Paltrow self defense. That would be a circus worth watching.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or Steven go through gooptown (aka the goop labs)

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      while they're all drunk on Dan Aykroyd's vodka

    • @BuhTrauma
      @BuhTrauma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RinkoDinko (un?) Holy trinity

    • @dickzapper2438
      @dickzapper2438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      props for the pre-mandela effect spelling

    • @Danielgil28893-x
      @Danielgil28893-x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We only need Harry the Ruthless and we have an avengers crossover of the Jontron Universe

  • @silverrubymoon3574
    @silverrubymoon3574 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    6:49 Never heard Jon laugh like that before

  • @FrostedMini-j8u
    @FrostedMini-j8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I think he keeps himself in a constant state of confusion so the aliens can’t read his mind

  • @Spyachungus
    @Spyachungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28309

    Jon’s been real silent since he talked smack about Steven

  • @hazard4606
    @hazard4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Remember when Steven Seagal said he was immune to choke holds, then he got choked out and shat himself.

    • @gail5248
      @gail5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Really?!?! Does anyone have a link to that?

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, I don't believe I was there for that one.

    • @hazard4606
      @hazard4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t have a link just saw it in an article a while ago

    • @WMarcilVA
      @WMarcilVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      No no, you miss the funniest part: He told a guy that he had a move that could get him out of any chokehold. So our fellow obliged, put him in a chokehold, and Steven tried to punch him in the testicles. It didn't work, so his BACKUP PLAN was deliberately shitting himself.

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@WMarcilVA Brilliant move, wouldn't work against someone really determined to hold you though.

  • @SoLiDsKuLl1
    @SoLiDsKuLl1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine you go to the park and Jontron is there dressed as fuckin Steven Seagal

  • @yocats9974
    @yocats9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "He was called Sakamoto Sensei"
    His name is Sensei that's how you know he's good

    • @coonfriends4335
      @coonfriends4335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mr Teacher sees all

    • @mistermatix8241
      @mistermatix8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sakamoto Sensei, who works as a cook at The Wagon Wheel restaurant 😂 who just so happens to be a ninja warrior in his spare time 😂😂 and KNEW when he saw Segal moving and washing plates so fast, that Segal was the right stuff 😂😂😭
      Shotokan = DEMONSTRATION karate using BLOCKING moves, not offensive moves. I know this because a friend of mine was big into it

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like when Aizen in Bleach lost arm-kun after being imprisoned on chair-sama.

    • @kristeljoycontreras6503
      @kristeljoycontreras6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carne how tf are you still alive

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Weird because Steven also said he learned aikido from the creator of the martial art himself. So which is it Steven, Sakamoto Sensei the master martial artist who works at The Wagon Wheel or Morihei Ueshiba the creator of aikido who died when you were only 17

  • @Hero_of_Legend
    @Hero_of_Legend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    "He was a Shotokon guy"
    I'm really... *REALLY* glad you spelled that out. Because I *distinctly* heard "Shotacon guy".

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Glad I'm not the only one. I mean if the person ever existed he was in fact a shotacon and Segal is just confused

    • @sethlangston181
      @sethlangston181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Says "Shotacon" in Solid Snake voice

    • @hitothelivingdrawing1035
      @hitothelivingdrawing1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @JShepLord
      @JShepLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I wasn't already fairly knowledgable in Shotokan, I probably would have thought the same. Lol

    • @MrJoshuaHarris
      @MrJoshuaHarris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought he said " Chaka Kahn" and I was wondering what his musical taste had to do with it.

  • @cheesemarine
    @cheesemarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I remember reading somewhere that Steven Segal is only a movie star because some movie producer made a bet that he could turn anyone into an action star so he hired his PT - or whatever it was - Steven Segal and made him an action star.
    Nothing against that tbf. Fair play to the guy.