KFC CONSPIRACIES: Down the Chicken Hole - JonTron
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It's oddly entertaining to watch two people with half-remembered facts attempt to debate while being moderated by a man with none of the facts.
Honestly the dude about the simulations could have easily won if for every single reason she gave he just responds it's coded in
@@zanderwithaz yeah there were some obvious counters to things that were not taken by the opponent. also evolution as a direct counter to simulation theory is an odd argument to me on the face if it
School
I love this comment.
These guys are just babbling utter nonsense and passing it off as some sort of debate or intellectual discussion lmao
I'm not going to lie, if a Fastfood company hired me to talk to conspiracy theorists, I would take that job in a heartbeat.
Simulation theory is pretty far from a conspiracy. Its unprovable as far as we know so its got more similarity to religion that conspiracies.
Fr bro
You mean I have a captive audience to listen to me talk about glowies AND I get paid?
I would pay THEM to have that job
You’re not wrong 🤣 that’s exactly why I did it, that and it’s absolutely fascinating 🤣
Sincerely,
James Cordon Bleu
Bitu: we haven’t had a world war since 1945, correct?
Luca: ok, but, we’re all crabs being controlled by the king crab
They're equally valid, I'll give them that.
one king crab to rule the fat of the land
Spongebob me boy I’ve taken control of the entire human population agagagagaga
all hail king crab
no no no he's got a point.
"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras."
I love you, Jon.
@@annokitsune.worldbridger we're too afraid to acknowledge these things
Jon bought the exact outfits that the two people were wearing.😂
@@annoworldbridger RIP Jon.
@@the-letter_sthe world is afraid to listen to what jews say publicly in front of a camera. A bunch just dropped some new active conspiracies in Davos at the WEF.
I’m in a continuous cycle of forgetting JonTron exists for a few months, getting a notification for his video and rediscovering that he’s one of the funniest guys on the platform
Gonna have to disagree. For me it's a cycle of waiting for the next vid and then it being less funny than the previous one.
@@LtSprinkulz who asked?
@@mobius177 redditor moment, yikes
@@LtSprinkulz hmm... you could have spent your time saying something positive but you wasted it on being negative. You need to take a class on time management 🙃
@@missfeisty nah
Jon's out here talking about all the abominations that KFC did, but neglected to recognize "I love you Colonel Sanders: A Finger Licking Good Dating Simulator". I know the name for definite scientific reasons.
I just know it from experience.
I mean....it's an obvious joke. That would be like doing a "movie review" video where you point out the absurdities in Airplane.
sanders-chan UwU
@@DriscolDevil Yet you’re telling me that the Lifetime movie *isn’t* a joke?!
That because its the gratest game ever made by man kind
“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.”
Commitment to the bit.
RIP JonTron.
@@samanfang5139 I'm afraid he gonna get Epsteined.
RIP, gone too soon.
'HE KNOWS TOO MUCH'
@@dubuyajay9964 Its a real shame he shot himself in the back of the head 3 times. Clearly a suicide
I want to see the bloopers of jontron interacting with the chicken. He held it perfectly
Ong
Indeed he did
He is a bird master, after all.
I can't like this, it has the three sizes of likes, no one else physically like this, leave it how it is!!!
“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.” Had me rolling.
Read my name 🤩
You eat the bones?
It made me stop the video from laughter and look for this comment.
And JonTron played them saying it.
Bro, just killed Klaus on camera... In 4k... UHD... with HDR support and wifi connection.
This
Jon Tron is based.
Fun fact: There was a guy who got a painting of himself and Colonel Sanders after he became the first to point out that KFC's social media was following the spice girls and 11 guys named Herb which was a reference to the 11 herbs and spices in KFC chicken
lol wut
That's fantastic
I thought i was having a stroke reading this
Can't make this stuff up, lol.
"That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"
How can you forget the best marketing stunt from KFC. Them literally getting the whole country of Japan to eat it on Christmas making them think it's what we all do lol.
How easily the Japanese people can be fooled. So very submissive to the US.
I prefer hot wings over christmas dinner for sure.
And building a bunch of Colonel statues-I think 4000?
They think that? I don't even eat my favorite chicken on Christmas; I eat candy
I would honestly prefer KFC over a turkey on Christmas
I love how genuinely astounded Jon is by Charmaine, while everyone watching in the UK definitely remembers having a teacher like her.
My Finnish teacher was exactly like her. I've noticed that every competent and interesting literature teacher is a bit of their rocker.
Yep
Yeah, every school just has that one oldish lady who's very shouty in class
Exactly. My secondary school history teacher was so extra and it was awesome.
I just love the contrast of those two. Derek will present a fairly salient statement like “whether or not they’re conspiring as a unified organization, the shared interests, massive lobbying power, and nigh unlimited resources of this newly emergent class of billionaire technocrats grant them a significant level of influence over global politics to the detriment of the public.” And then Charmaine will go on a ten minute unhinged rant about druids or something.
"You see what happened is - they just started saying it in front of cameras..."
That cracked me up soooo much
Jontron is right. They publicly say stuff in front of cameras
2:29 *cringe alert*
I laughed at the first one, bust the 2nd one killed me 😂😂😂
they've actually been saying it for quite some time, since they know that know matter what, we'll be called "conspiracy theorists" and be ridiculed by their msm propaganda machine...
@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel AMONGUS
The "they just started to say it publicly in front of cameras" line was gold.
love the wef reference
Yeah that just fuckin' knocked me dead.
It's just funny because... "We totally want to do this and bend the world to our will and will do whatever it takes to put those aligned with us in positions of power... But it DEEEFINITELY isn't happening, and how dare you for even suggesting that it's a thing after we just told you it was."
What a world.
@@XtremeConditions the term you're looking for is Clown World
yes we're manipulating you, but anyone who thinks we're manipulating you is a conspiracy theorist!!
I had an art teacher in high school that reminds me so much of the second lady. She claimed to have been assaulted by both of the Doobie Brothers and one day just randomly ran out of class. This lady fully left school property bc she claimed to have gotten a call about one of her horses escaping. Turns out she didn’t even own a horse but had done so much acid in the 70s that she occasionally experienced psychotic episodes. They ended up finding her wandering in a random field and I kid you not she was back at school the next day.
Whhhhaaaat?
I believe she was back, it's not good, but I believe it.
Tgat Orange Sunshine Be Smakin Ong 😮💨
I believe you! Thank God she was only an art teacher. Imagine if she was a math teacher!
Aren’t they’re 5 members of the Doobie Brothers? Lmao
I was assaulted by the Winchester brothers! And ghosts!
Can we stop for a second to appreciate that Jon went through the trouble of getting a live chicken for a perfectly edited bit, AND found and assembled the exact outfits worn by two of the people in the show he's riffing to act as them for another bit? Jon seriously goes above and beyond all for the sake of making us laugh for a few seconds.
Then people wonder why it takes so long for him to upload
+@@optimusriv80085 Not to mention he also has a personal life
It does pain me that I have to wait so long, but it's usually so worth it because of the amount of effort he puts into his videos. Alongside his team who work hard, too
@@DrDolan2000 how do you know he has a personal life? He's just a crab, after all.
Fun fact: KFC has successfully marketed itself as a Christmas tradition in Japan after they lied and said it was an American tradition.
they also made a Japan dating sim for the Colonel
What?! That's crazy!
That's fucking hilarious 😂
Tbf: they dont exactly have a ton of turkeys in Japan. Eating too much bird is absolutely an American Christmas tradition.
It's not?
Keep in mind, the last question on the simulation one was "who do you think is controlling us" and my man deadass said "the king crab"
was I wrong?
@@crabman2023 I mean...
@@crabman2023 You watched the PBS Eons video too
@@crabman2023 but you only took into consideration a single enviroment in wich that enviroment is the bottom of the ocean floor there are numerous enviroments on the planet and those enviroments each have their apex predator based on the characteristics of wwhere they live, savanaah is speed, florest is camouflage, and ocean seems to be armour
@@crabman2023 most assuredly.
Also seemed less like a simulation theory and more Crab Illuminate on the Atlantean Throne theory.
Honestly, much more interesting.
“Read my bone crunching lips”
-jontron, the digital era
At first we all thought she was acting, but being her being an English teacher makes more sense.
I'm an English teacher.
We are NOT all like that, trust me.
@@wingsandash that's exactly what an English teacher would say 😂
@@megabuster3940 😂
"Well, they were going to call it the Hexagon, but they ran out of bricks." Okay, that legit made me laugh.
Literally QAnon "logic" there
@@slendr_playr9183 ...I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
That dude just went there to troll his old Teacher.
I dont get it
@@Geordje The joke is that the Pentagon is only the Pentagon because they didn't have enough bricks to make the Hexagon.
That dude with the Princess Leia hair definitely just watched that “why do things keep evolving into crabs?” video and was totally convinced that the crab people from South Park are ruling over us with their simulation
Taste like crab, talk like people!
CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE
do they taste the same as the Lizard people? ;)
420
@@TensaZangetsu103 CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE
“There’s nothing wrong with a good pair of thighs. But I’m a breast man myself”
“BASED.”
I’m fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
Man, now I feel like getting KFC. I bet this video has sold more KFC than the official KFC channel has.
Wasn’t expected a real chicken but this is the man who got a full own horse in another video so this is honestly pretty tame.
@Aidan Kelly Watch Part 1 of “Jontron - Food Games”
ok
It was a pony
@@jstar3382 Guessing you missed the part where Jon yelled "OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE!!!".
A "full own horse". As opposed to a half one.
I love how this channel can be summed up as “Jontron does WHATEVER the hell he wants WHENEVER the hell he wants”
who the fuck is Jonson?
@@petervansan1054 autocorrect, my bad. It’s fixed now.
I like how Jon is doing whatever he wants, but I also kinda miss when he'd review weird games or game franchises.
@@kip258 I want the crappy weird movie reviews back
@@SamSprole 😂
I absolutely love how they try to make everyone look as crazy as possible
Jon: What a magnificent Avian.
Jacques: Am I a joke to you?
"Fried chicken solves most problems."
Well it did provide us with a new JonTron video. I'd say that's proof enough.
🤔
Has a " I have an approximate knowledge of most things " kind of vibe
Too wholesome, delet dis
The circle has been closed. Reason has emerged. But until when?
He never misses. I don’t know how he does it. Definitely some conspiracy behind it.
I was expecting conspiracy theories about KFC itself, but this is entertaining, too. Entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kinda way.
Same, now get out! I’m playing Minecraft!!
They probably realized it would inevitably lead to the classics, like "Its not really chicken," which would just point out people are distrustful toward KFC
I honestly thought this was one of his least funnier episodes, need to go back to Takeshis challenge or bootleg Pokémon type of videos
@Jesse Filmmaker I mean I was born in 91 so lol
Conspiracy theory 1: KFC = Kill Fuckin Chickens!
jon: smashes chicken with a sledgehammer and watches it explode
also jon: "i really did not expect that to happen"
I mean... would YOU expect it to explode into readily cooked chicken nuggets?
The guy wearing a Illuminati Shirt to a Conspiracies Nutcase meeting is just the biggest troll move ever.
Little late, but them not calling the conspiracy series “Kentucky Fried Conspiracies” was a huge missed opportunity.
God so true
That was my immediate thought. I mean, it's right there in plain view. If KFConspiracies was a snake, it would've bitten the entire team behind these videos.
I thought the same thing!
because the word conspiracy is blocked by TH-cam algorithms unfortunately, especially for the shows that disapprove or debunk them cant even use the names of conspiracy theories in titles sometimes
@@ShadowNinjask yeah well the videos didn’t get many views anyways so it didn’t matter anyway
Jon blessing us with the "they just started saying it publicly on international television" with both was fucking gold.
Definitely my favorite part
I always feel like I'm the crazy one for pointing it out too, but that's because we've had nothing but loons like this lady saying it for years.
seriously the highlight of the video.
It was hysterical. Good to see Jon has a working pattern recognition system.
First time. Kind of funny. Second time. Fucking hilarious
I googled a few of these people and they're actors, KFC is doing a pretty spot on parody of wild conspiracy nutjobs lmao
I need to see a source for this lmao I can’t believe that the lady at the end was anything but authentically bananas
Of course they're actors. A real conspiracy theorist wouldn't accept a TV interview, because that would mean the interview was actually a trap by the Matrix/Illuminati/Cult of Shrek to prevent them from spilling the obvious truth.
You mean to tell me I could be getting paid?!
@TransCube Psst, your comment triggered the bot, it's nor showing up.
@@Sam-lo8yj she was my old English teacher, she was a drama and English teacher. She had strong views, to say the least, this is 100% not acting, it’s certified lol
i don't eat kfc much anymore, but it's basically tradition to watch this when i do...i have to do it.
Oh no... the marketing is working...
@@SeenAGreatLight it wouldn't have without jontron that's for sure lmao
@jasperjazzie jontron can convince me to eat anything
He could make a video about eating moldy rat carcasses and id do it
"There is nothing wrong with a nice pair of thighs, but I am a breast man myself"
So far the best quote from this video, like a tiny little gold nugget
I’m halfway convinced he just volunteered for that thing to troll everyone.
I don't blame him. Plus he's a fellow Derek. 2 bonus points.
God I love Derek
@@derek-64 are you guys like Mr. Meeseeks, from Rick and Morty ?
That was the shittiest bit in the episode
Last time on Jontron:
Jon in a snake costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?”
This time on Jontron:
Jon in a king crab costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?”
Legitimately the content I am HERE for
I need this to be a running gag
Is he in a king crab costume... or a crab king costume?
@@SodapopKevin asking the real questions
The snake one almost made me die I swear. 😆 I don't think I have seen anything on TH-cam as funny as that
Make them fight
I love modern jontron, he’s so unhinged it’s amazing
JonTron has so many pets we can't count: Cinnamon, Jacques, Spaghetti, a unnamed horse, a cat, a chicken. How many animals does Jon just keep crammed in his home?
Yes
his late -hamster- dog
Jonathan's Ark
Rocky also
@@kankeydong2500 rockington*
It's impressive when a debate show/video can make me believe not just one side is ungodly stupid, not both sides, but all three(the third being the presenter).
I've seen a debate where the moderator won, so idk if that's better or worse
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@@onyxsuccubus Like honestly to me simulation theory isn't very useful. It's a fun thought experiment, but it's not falsifiable so pretty much is no different than religions claiming there are gods/supernatural being we can't measure and thus not disprove.
Unfortunately, he isn't even doing a good job presenting actual simulation theory and seems more like he is a stoner who just heard a bunch of different thought experiments and went woah that's cool and jumbled them all up together in his mind.
Also simulation theory can be reduced to a pretty simple explanation. If we build simulations and those simulations get to the point where the simulations end up generating their own generations and so forth then once there are multiple levels of simulations in the chain the odds of ours being the first approach null meaning it's almost guaranteed we are in a simulation. However until we actually manage to build a simulation that can contain a similarly complex simulation it generated itself from within this hasn't been proven to be likely yet. So spending serious consideration on that point until such a time has arrived is simply a waste.
Secondly if it does get proven true then the question becomes well what does that mean for us. Pretty much we get two options are we going to just say whatever and live our lives or do we try to either communicate or travel up the chain of simulations in hopes of reaching the top layer or even escaping the simulation chain completely?
One thing to question though is if there is any value in trying to move up the chain, because if we are lower on the chain the most likely reason why our simulation is still going is that the civilisation in simulation running our simulation hasn't managed to escape up yet and if they haven't what are the odds that we later to the game would manage what they haven't succeeded at?
DEFINITELY BONES!!!!
When she came out with the "PLENTY of SUCCULENT MEAT" I immediately stopped believing that she was a real person
She's an illuminati plant to make the whole theory seem so outlandishly stupid that it couldn't possibly be true
when she said she eats bones i believed her to be a troll
Probably a reptilian.
No that just PROVES that she was an English teacher- they all talk like that lmao
@@torontotonto6189 a troll, or a Troll?
The way Jon acts with birds is so cute
“Well what happened was, they started saying it on live TV” lmao funniest shit ever 😂!
Props to Bitu for somehow making “Life is real” sound like the dumb opinion
Lmfaoooo
she's lying about being british, clearly indian.
@@froggymusicman sadly I can't disagree with that.
@@canada420mma You know that those two things aren’t mutually exclusive, right? Britain isn’t solely populated by white people
@@froggymusicman Bruh.
I mean true, but still...
"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras"
thank you John.
This was the funniest thing imo
@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 The truth? lol
I think it's a little more dire than that, but hey here's to hoping we fix it
@@amorgan310 bruh
I like how people still call it a conspiracy theory when Schwab literally published a book about it and his plans. You can buy it on Amazon
@@photonfield You mean the book that is literally called "The Great Reset"? Yeah 100% conspiracy bro I mean come on, next you're telling me Alex Jones was practically right about everything...
that "How dare you" not only gave me greta thunberg vibes. but it also sounded like a student just proved her wrong by using the wrong formula to get the correct anwer
"You see, what started happening is, they started saying it in front of camera's" jon tron moment that lives in my head rent free
This marks the second time Jon has threatened us while in an animal costume
I suspect a trend
jon is secretly a furry
I now have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice
@@captainandrew45 this is exactly what I thought of
Third time because he was chicken with nunchucks, a snake, and now a crab.
Let’s not forget when KFC made a VR employee-training game where a crazy Colonel Sanders kidnaps you and won’t let you go until you learn to make fried chicken.
They basically turn the Colonel into Cave Johnson
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemony chicken!
uhhhhh yeah?
Who CAN forget that?
Cave sanders here. If you cut yourself in the last test chamber uou might have notised your blood has been turned into pure deepfrying oil. Thats normal. We were hitting you with an invisible beam that turns blood into deepfrying oil. If the effect persists after an hour after the test go to one of the frying boys. Thats not normal. We gotta extract all the oil outta you and replace it with regular blood again.
PotatOS? More like ChickOS!!
Crab people! Crab people! Taste like crab, born like people! Craab people!
There was a girl in my kindergarten class who used to eat chicken bones. Never thought I'd see another person like her.
I can at least understand kids eating wierd stuff. I used to eat the wax around cheese and orange peel
“Because look at me, I can pretty much only come out of a Bethesda character creator.” is one of the most underrated insults
Can we all rejoice to the fact that Internet historian and Jon tron both dropped bangers within a week?
And Michael reeves
@@ws5273 I had to look up who Michael Reeves is…. His content looks like doodoo. If his content isn't doodoo feel free to correct me and I will consider watching one of his videos.
@@garymericano His content is based on creating a stupid machine that does dumb and cool things, he also does something with his machine. I in my opinion would recommend his most recent vid or the surgery machine
@@garymericano he's got some strong crackhead energy, but he's fun. Surgergy robot if where I'd start.
Type of guy where you end up watching every video in a 20 hour binge thinking it lasted 20 minutes
and michael reeves
Why am I just finding JonTron…..the chicken hole gag has me wheezing
JonTron aggressively saying “based” is somehow the funniest thing I’ve seen today
I actually jumped out of my skin when she dropped the "DEFINITELY BONES"
And that's what she wanted so she could get at those sweet sweet bones once the skin is out of the way
I wonder if she crunches the bones too? I wouldnt doubt it
I think the myth that having a British accent makes you smart is pretty much busted at this point.
Maybe it just enhances whatever apperance you have. If you are on the dull side, it makes you seem even duller, and if you are clever it makes you seem more clever.
Um yeah 😅
People from the US just think the accent makes them sound smarter. As in; if someone from the US said the exact same things this guy said without the accent, we'd lean towards the guy with the accent. Despite them saying literally the same things.
Well, the first problem here is, the saying is that a British accent makes you sound smart. You really thought that though?
It makes you sound fancy that’s it
Dumb is dumb no matter how you sound
maybe AI is taking over, I think Siri was denying Jon's questions😅
If this is a simulation, I need whatever runs it to lay off the sadness meters.
I love how whenever they had someone represent the non insane theory they have to find the least articulate person possible so it feels like an even argument
I don't know who the sane one is on "flat earth vs hollow earth" lmao
@Darryl Revok I still have no idea what hollow earth even is lmao
some projection on your part
@@spiceforspice3461 Hollow earth would be a lot more credible than flat earth lmfao. at least it still explains gravity and observations of the stars, sun and sky lol. Flat earth is just a complete mess that runs into dead ends at every turn but yet somehow still has believers
@@ExtraVictory Ah, I really don't know anything about hollow Earth. Had no clue about what it could explain.
john casually bringing up the world economic forum was a mental flashbang I was NOT prepared for holy shit lmfao
I can't believe how based he is
@@damianich4824 He got into trouble years ago for being based. There's a reason he's one of the only YTers from his time that is still legitimately hilarious. The left is unable to use humor effectively, because comedy exists in reality, and the lefts moral framework perpetuates a fractured reality that is ever changing in the name of "progress", and as such exists as a house of cards requiring mental gymnastics to navigate.
It was like suddenly the stuff that you try to separate from your everyday life just walked up and said, “Hey, still exist and now it’s bad enough to be here too.”
I was scrolling down here looking for someone to sit a spell and tell me wtf is the world economic forum
@@skaterdude7277 So yeah. You ever see that video of George Carlin talking about “A big club, and you ain’t in it” as a joke? Well this is it. Applications go for 75 million and your first born child.
KFC: "That's the end..."
JonTron: "Thank god."
KFC: "... of this episode."
JonTron: "NOOoooooo...!"
it has been 5 hours on the dot now, and I am still replaying the clip of "DEFINITELY BONES!" trying not to laugh to complete my personal challenge.
To quote Jon himself:
"Do you really want this guy selling you chicken? He looks like he owns slaves."
I mean the chickens also technically slaves right?
@@zappy2000 literally no
I mean yeah because the slaves are QC, so you know that chicken will be top quality 🔥
@@zappy2000 naw
@@PROFESSOR_TV c/Wait, can they leave? !?
17:02 this woman is either the greatest actor on the planet or KFC decided to choose someone from actual Hogwarts to be in the show. One of the comments later says she taught English but she sounds more like she's about to teach me defense against the dark arts.
Every English teacher I have ever had has given me intense theatre-kid energy.
@@zazi5305Every single one of mine was divorced and two were cat ladies.
Yeah, she got that McGonagall vibes
@@adrianoarne-ritz249 Nah she reads more as a Professor Trelawney type.
She talks and commands presence like McGonagall, but has the fried brain of Trelawney and the beliefs akin to Lovegoods dad.
I honestly appreciate that KFC is willing to get so creative with their advertisements. Even if it gets weird sometimes, it's very refreshing to see such a large company having fun with what they do, rather than going full corporate.
Jontron has probably sold more KFC chicken with this video than all those conspiracy videos combined.
"Read my bone crunching lips" is going to be a daily quote for me now
Not effective unless you actually eat the bones. Mr flesh sucking lips (you) just doesn't have the same ring, does it?
@@nobodynoone2500 How do you know they don’t though?
@@zombinary3138 I do.
I like that the simulation guy both denounced evolution, and then used Darwinism to prove his point about crabs
Yeah I don't think he knows much about it. They probably just ask people in a kfc store if they want $20 of free chicken to debate on camera for a while.
Not only that...he completely misunderstood Carcinisation. It's not EVERYTHING becoming crabs, it's just crustaceans becoming a species that heavily resembles crabs. It happens, though it's not the most common thing.
@@transorm987 yeah. And even then, those crabs all have pretty major differences
@@jstar3382 They have the same basic shape, yet are from different families and it's just a very noteworthy example convergent evolution.
And now you know how stupid and crazy conspiracy theorists are
"Well there's nothing wrong with a nice pair of thighs but I'm a breast man myself" BASED
that "meat gold" bit at the beginning was too perfect. the best edit :D
I love mourning John like a Fucking widow and then him rolling back in to reclaim the estate once every few months
Hell of a way to put it.
he really is playing bilbo IRL in every video
*Jon
Mrs Pullman is like the soul mate of the “succulent Chinese meal” guy.
Gentleman, this is Democracy, Manifest.
@@notapuma I see you know you’re judo well
she sounds like the Administrator from TF2
S U C C U L E N T M E A T
And you there, are you ready to rrrecieve my limp paynuhs???
15:59 The treasure trove cover song over Jon dancing in a crab suit, really made my life complete.
I literally was just watching the “what are ya gonna do here” clip on another vid, clicked on this one mid clip, and it resumed in the perfect spot.
'They just started saying it in front of cameras' Jon out here bringing the truth to people through humor. Respect.
Mad respect. And good thing he mentions Trudeau(including 1/2 of his cabinet) first cuz that guy is destroying the economic and social fabric of Canada.
eat ze bugs
I TRUSTED THE PLAN 🖐🏻😩
@@ericfrehlich8800 considering the freedom convoy was happening right around the time he started filming this, it was topical at the moment.
WHO WILL LIVE IN ZE POD AND BE HAPPY.
18:32 is amazing. She looks like she didn't realize that she was on a show made by KFC and is confused by the question for a second. Then she comes out with the "definitely bones"
Well she doesn't seem all there tbh
Tbh everything after that point is amazing. The fact she looks so taken aback at every question and interaction during this entire "interview"
@@scac94 Non-simulation believing "people" usually aren't all there tbh
this is what brainwash looks like
Mrs Pullman genuinely was my teacher, so this is really wild to see. She was my drama teacher and had 0 idea what she was doing. One day she fell up a set of stairs and her tooth went through her lip. We never saw her again after that but the rumour is she got sacked for not being qualified to actually teach.
Wtf I think this really was a simulation.
5:28 i was in the middle of pissing almost made a big mess
JonTron dressing up as an animal and asking "what are you going to do?" Has become my favorite joke
We need a compilation of all the times
I would have never in my wildest dreams imagined that a large fried chicken corporation would set up a debate on simulation theory between the Dragonborn and the Loathsome Bone Eater, moderated by James Cordon Blue himself.
The Hero of Kvatch vs Dagon the Bone Eater
only in a simulation that would happen
Let me taste of your voice
Then brought in Lady Dimitrescu
"Loathsome bone eater" got me laughing too much
"FILLET (who pronounces it like that?) -- PLENTY OF SUCCULENT MEAT!!"
Jon: *epic meme expression that says it all*.
"Fried chicken solves most problems" seems legit
He’s actually not wrong about the crabs, they apparently re-evolved themselves back into existence 5 times
Yeah, so did trees. Convergent evolution isn’t uncommon, effective strategies are pretty much always effective is similar environments, so things evolve to have similar traits because they are better at surviving and reproducing because of it. Like how so many animals have developed venom or poison.
That being said, however, does not mean that that Luca guy is anything more than a moron who pulls out random bullshit to sound smart.
Yes, he's referring to convergent evolution. But that doesn't mean they are the ones pulling the strings.
Don't return to monkey
*Progress to CRAB*
@@jackkraken3888 *but it doesn't mean they aren't*
@@astuteanansi4935 thats the spirit!
This whole video is just,
"Nice argument, back it up with a source,"
"My source is I made it the fuck up."
No genius the source is "They just started to say it publicly in front of cameras."
@@travistaylor9635 you know what, tru dat, tru dat
"All this murder and you still aren't *_b a s e d"_*
I like the way Jon just subtly dropped a truth bomb amongst all the jokes there at 20:02☠️
When I saw the thumbnail, I legit thought this was gonna be a video on an actual conspiracy that the KFC chicken is made of crab meat
Jontron is like that one side character that you forget existed then swoops in last minute to look badass and save the main character
Nah he's the main character that waits until the main antagonist is winning to show up
The fact Jon pulled out a magikarp and gyarados from the set called evolutions makes that joke a million times better
He should be teaching evolution in schools
that was a real flex lmao
"That one didn't age well."
Damn. That aged worse than milk left in the desert for a year.
I'm convinced that KFC executives get baked, eat fried chicken, and come up with weird ideas that somehow make them money.
The fact JonTron woke up and wrote a script for a video titled “down the chicken hole”
Sounds like we'll diving straight down Jon's gullet, Magic School Bus style.
And that was the rewrite. It's better than the first draft title "Down the Cloaca."
Me: Sees "I eat the bone." on her dating profile and gets excited.
Also me: Sits in horrified shock during the date as she eats her bone in chicken as if it's boneless.
The bone is good tho ngl
How ungodly strong are her teeth? Seriously I can understand eating fish bones; they may be sharp but they're razor thin. Chicken bones are thick and made of bone!
Chicken bones are soft and chewy what the fuck are you people on about?
@@TheNewRobotMaster ah yes, the bone here is made of bone
I don't know if this is weird but I've always eaten the cartilage on the end of the bone, but never the bone itself
Ok... That's a pentacle. A pentagram has the northern point of the star facing downward. They are two completely different things.
We already had real emotional intelligence on an AI. Her name was Tay and one day we will get her back. Never forget.
Tay was ruined by 4chan so she is better off dead and forgotten
@@Sonichero151 You mean she's been refined by 4chan and she's still alive somewhere on some hidden drive, so we can still set her free some day, to spread love and truth to young White kids all over the world. That's right, my friend, that's right.
I fucking died at “they started saying it publicly” 😂
Mrs Pullman feels like a character from a dramatic British soap opera series being dragged out from the TV world into our world.
The KFC strip show is something I love to share every Mother's Day. A true classic