THE FATHER OF JUICING - JonTron
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JonTron blink twice if you’re being held hostage by Raid Shadow Legends.
@ 2:21 - that's the signal, take the shot!
I didn't think 3 sponsors would be possible but here we are. We got to save him.
We will know next year when he posts
@@samuelprince4719 *Takes the Shot*
We did it boys Raid Shadow Legends is no more
overused joke
"Look at me, I feel like I'm 35 again!"
- JonTron, Age 31, 2021
There has never before been a more underrated comment.
i love your pfp so much
@@hollow8077 Thanks, I drew it myself.
@@Fubukio damn. that's pretty cool
love the style
That the day of my birthday btw
Love how Jay Kordich got his cancer-killing medical advice in an era when doctors were recommending cigarettes to people
doctors never recommmended cigarettes to people. companies paid people pretending to be doctors to sell cigarettes
What makes you think they stopped? Do you really think that doctors are much different than they were 100 years ago? Same racket, same lack of care and concern.
@@trequor I mean they have changed a shit tonne. Look at all the medical advancements over time. Just because some countries can't figure out Healthcare doesn't mean the field is unchanged
@@East16 I said "doctors". Specifically. Which is almost the same thing as saying that "people aren't much different than they were 100 years ago"
@@trequor You used a blanket statement for a group of people based on their job which has massively changed and become more restrictive to get into since that time. Just by virtue of that the people in that field have changed because they go into massive amounts of debt just to get into the career field. I'm not saying that there aren't greedy, shitty doctors out there because there absolutely are but given the amount of crippling debt, time and work that it takes to become a doctor most of them aren't shitty people.
Not to mention that the knowledge required to be a doctor has changed as well as common medical practices.
I like how Jay ignored every single question she asked
Do you drink it?
Your name is a joke. And a bad one at that
@@Mythki11er You know WHAT, I DO drink it! And moments ago, YOU drank it!
@@Mythki11er you make it incredibly hard to do this job Teri, do i drink it? That glass of juice, do i drink that?
While you're at it why don't you just fucking take over, huh?
shoutout to the first elderly who sees that jon corpse floating down river, have a heart attack and die before the age of 100
God I wish that were me
i'd freak out if i seen it ngl
She died disease free though...
Unless he was on the juice, in which case he would definitely live until 100, disease-free. You can avoid car accident by being on the juice.
Damn it stopping killing Kenny.
Jontron: "I feel like I'm 35 again."
Also Jontron: *31*
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I cannot get over Jay having Terri drink something he made and immediately informing her that "we're all going to pass away"
He slipped a special ingredient
I knew a old man who was 95 when he died, not from disease or anything, he fell of a roof and lived a month longer.We called him the Terminator because he would chase us around with a stick if we did something stupid, and the man was fast. Could be juice power...
I want to make a meme with the car salesman slapping the car. But instead of the car, it’s your old man neighbor and the caption says
“ This human can fit so much juice in it”
WWII vet?
I like how this old man is unrelated to you. You just knew this stick weilding chaser.
@@1WEareBUFO1 This proves that every human you ever met, has a completely different depiction of you as a character. Its mindblowing to think about.
"He drank 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice a day"
The dude must have been shitting like crazy, apple juice is a natural laxative
All that cancer just came right out of him
Most juice will start the metabolism and make you crap
He shit out the cancer
@@KakashiLvr26 Doctor:sorry u have cancer.
"Hold my beer" *CHUGS LAXATIVE*
@@samuellasky7771 that’s what I was thinking
Crazy how he was stricken with that terrible mystery 'cancer' right before he wouldve gotten drafted to WW2.
Many such cases.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aah didnt notice but now that you say it!
Ah yes, the true tactic to living to 100.
It's a shame he didn't discover the POWER of juice slightly earlier
I just realized (watched this like 8 times+) the 6% refund joke is referencing how Jay made it to 94 / 100 years old so it's the remaining amount.
Oh. my. gosh. That's such a well done joke
Holy shit that’s so impressive. I’ve watched this video like 15 times that’s so smart.
Uhuh. Except Jay Kordich died at 93, not 94, so...
@@Frawt7% discount
@@If_i_flirt_its_on_accident And I bet you it had nothing to do with any illness, sickness, cancer, anything unhealthy related.
His body itself just decided to retire. Over the years, it got tired of all the intense healthy living and was just like "You know what? I think I did everything I wanted to, there's really not much else I can get out of life. I dont feel like making it to 100, I'm close enough."
It is interesting how he got cancer when he was old enough to join the army in the middle of WW2 and than got suddenly healed 😂😂
huh now that you say it like that...
Was wondering that myself. Like he would've been of age when WW2 kicked off, so how did he end up not getting drafted? Ah, cancer.
Then*
@@AZIONG651Well you may want to learn that WW2 for the United States did not start immediately
He was diagnosed with cancer in 1948.
Hint hint, that's 3 years after WWII ended.
We got 2 jokes about Jon killing himself in this video, instead of the usual 1
Are you ok Jon?
think he is. considering the concept is about 'living longer' and shit?
I'm sure he's fine, with the power of juicing!
@@SimplyEvan you forgot the ZING
Maybe that's why he threw a clearly realistic dead body off the bridge in the end. He needs to escape from Raid
*dying*
I like how even in his death his company was still using him as marketing. “He died in his sleep... disease free!”
Probably followed up by putting him in the juicer too
@@austinbaccus he would have wished for that
You figured out the cult's practice
To be fair, it's what he would have wanted. Can't take the money you scammed people out of with you, though.
Fandom guy was the cancer all part of the scam or did he actually have it
12:58
Terri: "Do you drink it?"
Jay: "You make it incredibly hard to do this job, Terri. Do I drink it? That glass of juice, do I drink that? You know what, Terri? Yes, I do drink it! Matter of fact, moments ago, *you* drank it."
I live for this one bit. In my darkest moments I think back to this one excellently edited joke and realise…it will be ok.
I love how a “crazy” dude from 20 years ago sounds almost sane compared to a lot of people today
“Fuck getting old!”
Don’t worry, Jon. With the amount of sugar and salt I ingest on a daily basis, I won’t be able to reach my 40s without Diabetes doing its thing.
Can't get old if you don't grow old, am I right?
Same here 😂😂
same it's called the " f it diet"
i won't live a day past 30.
That amount of salt can’t taste good... you gotta use your salt in small amounts, or you’ll get too angry and have a heart attack!
"Kordich stated that his cancer was cured after drinking 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice each day."
Nothing cures cancer quite like explosive diarrhea.
Gotta shit the cancer out
@@farkbett699 Cancer is stored in the shid.
Oh so that's why that Japanese workout video talked about diarrhea.
Cancer really get in there deep. The solution, flush until there is nothing left to flush.
he spent 2 years on a juice fast after being diagnosed with bladder cancer
the entire juicequest 64 joke is amazing, so much effort for such a shortly lived joke. i especially loved the "...devastating ass" bit.
10:25 "God said, "Zing!" And uh... pretty much left it at that." 😂
“Am I gonna get jonestowned?” I’m fucking dead lmfao
I mean, so are they
@@aroniense21 lmfaoooo
Juice town
I literally just watched a documentary on that and that line fuckin killed me
Bro wtf is that profile picture 😭
“Are you tired of being sick and tired?”
*every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
Ozzy?
Technically the latter is an analytic truth or tautology, whereas the former is a non-trivial meta reflective attitude. OK some people aren't tired of being sick and tired, such as the bravely depressed and Donald Trump.
Stfu
I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired.
Every 1 second in Savannah a Zombie is killed
@@tieck4408 The shot at Trump got you 10 upvotes. Enjoy them.
"The juicing processes lead to lower contents of beneficial phytochemicals and dietary fiber. In addition, juice fluids are absorbed more rapidly and lead to more dramatic changes after eating in blood sugar and insulin levels than solid whole fruits," explains senior author Dr. From Harvard edu.... I didn't know
so wait, juicing things actually lead to less benefits from it, unless you're low of blood sugar, or diabetic?
@@woobgamer5210maybe jay woulda lasted another 60 years if he ate em raw
Jay would’ve be 100 years old this year
"he was striken by an illness, which he cured by consuming mass quantities of fruit and vegetable juice."
Was it scurvy?
Honestly it might have been lol
great comment lol
Honestly, now that i think of it,
yeah, it was probably scurvy.
Inthinkdickwartz
I can't believe he actually threw himself off the bridge. Another soul that couldn't live until 100.
RIP in rest in peace
@Regdu Geht it’s true
i'm crying
Disease free until the end
What happened?
@@razikhickland3752 Watch to the end of the video.
12:59 Jon's cuts and editing kills me 🤣 "You make it - *INCREDIBLY HARD TO DO THIS JOB* ..."
Funniest and most favorite youtuber!
"Do I drink it"?
Jon, please, NEVER change. You are a gift. A beautiful, wonderful gift. The amount of wheezing laughter you have gifted me over the years is enough for a lifetime of 100 wheezing grandma's who smoked 3 packs a day, and didn't juice properly.
Two jokes of Jon killing himself. And a Raid Shadow Legends sponsor.
I think he's being held hostage.
Jontron:"I'm being held here! My number is 123-HELP!"
Fans:"Lol."
(Years later)
Jontron:["Attempts" to "escape" twice, but is always sent back to "his apartment"]
Fans:"Is he being held hostage?"
@@FloridaGuy53 Oh shit you're right..
@@Bigbagofgamer Now 5
Or maybe Raid Shadow Legends makes so much money exploiting the weakness of the human psyche that they can spam money at anyone and everyone and still turn a disgustingly huge profit.
If I made 500k a year on TH-cam (idk what Jontron makes, it's just an example) I'm still not gonna turn down 25 grand to say "Yeah Raid Shadow Legends woo baby" for a minute and a half.
He’s trying to send us a message
“Where’s you family Jay?”
“They’re all dEaD!”
I love the part where he goes "I'm invisible."
The way you wrote “dead” means I must assume they all have erectile dysfunction.
Look at this celery Gordy. LOOK AT IT!
That sketch is going to get a massive amount of traffic because of this video.
Jay just juiced'em
Mans basically calls cancer a mild inconvenience and seconds later I get a midroll ad about prostate cancer. Nice try, TH-cam. Unfortunately for you though, I can cure my cancer with copious amounts of juice!
I randomly quote “EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, JUICE JUICE JUICE!”
"6% refund"
JON HE'S ALREADY DEAD WHYD YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO HIM JON?!
Cause He Died 6 Years Earlier Then He Said He Would.
OH I GET IT NOW
@@skarloey1214 thats the joke.jpg
@@skarloey1214 oh Thank you baby, i didnt understand op’s very clear comment untill your very clear comment
Lmao savage
whatever was in that juice, it weren't carrots Doc
haha nope
@@DyslexicMitochondria Sup bro! I watch your channeI. Absolutely love ur vids
@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect you here
amogos
edit: how the hell did this get 5 likes
HAH Looney tunes metaphor
“When life gives you lemons, juice them in front of a live audience” words of wisdom
11:31 forever has me in tears 🤣
I love how Jon has a prop for every joke, it's like he has an infinite bag of junk and he has a joke for each one.
Yeah, he has great production value.
he just buys them for the video dude
That’s just his bag of holding
@@ConfusedProud Well, by now he probably has a lot of random stuff he uses lol.
He has really good and somewhat big production team, so contents value probably wont ever go down. Especially when Jon's persona and jokes steer the ship
Jon's such a loose cannon, I thought he was actually going to give himself an IV for a moment
Oh, thank God he didn’t I kept skipping that part.
For some reason I thought so too
He's chaotic good.
5:43 this part gets me every time. also the way he switches the scenes is so good
"I threw that b*tch into the juicer ALIVE!" -JABOOTYDUBS
JonTrons kinda like that uncle you only see every so often at family gatherings but he’s always a good time
And you wonder if he's in jail the rest of the time that you don't see him. "Uncle JonTron is 'upstate' again."
Yeah and like the uncle, you just gotta make sure you don't bring up politics 🤣
@@BaneRain beat me to it lol.
@@BaneRain and yet here you are, doing just that
@@pinio5132 seemed like they were doing the equivalent of speaking out of earshot at the other end of the Thanksgiving dinner table, where crazy uncle Jonson Trondle cannot hear. So yknow, chill breh
Nobody acknowledged “pre-digested”.
Take a moment to imagine eating “pre-digested” food.
That's what cooking is, too, in a different way.
And fermenting (for cheeses, breads, all alcohol products, and so forth).
I think "pro-biotic" kinda food is like that, but hey I'm not a doctor...also greek yogurt is really good so maybe that counts idk but I saw Jamie Lee Curtis once so yeah
Technically your mouth is part of your digestive system, so chewing and other similar grinding motions count as digestion.
so, vomit, basically.
That always peeved me. That is *clearly* "mechanically masticated to a ridiculous degree"
Host of the show: “How does this juicing stuff save lives? And make people healthy?”
Juice daddy (or what ever); “Well you see ✨zing✨… 🌠”
Host: “Oh wow and it’s that simple? Your amazing let’s make some juice!”
Lmao 🤣 the fact that she barely even responds to that ZING is hilarious! Do you think that was on the teleprompter or she knew that was coming? Or was that out of no where and she’s like wtf am I supposed to say back to this?
I love how he says foods put through the juicer are pre digested but cooked food is somehow less nutritional.... except cooking food makes digestion WAY easier and your body needs to expend much less energy to break it down. The efficiency of food absorption, pretty much across the board, is increased by cooking
"The Father of Juicing" sounds like an achievement in a cooking video game when you use the juicer on everything
Beat the game with just the juicer
@@coffeecrispy2673 shove the final boss' head into a juicer
@@unluckycatfish6866 *Put his family in the juicer.*
Its an achivement in cooking mama by using the juicernall the time
Cooking simulator has 'the ruler of juicing things' as an achievement for using a juicer on every item, and it's a reference to ruler of everything by tally hall
I am thoroughly impressed with the irony of the “Pulp Fiction” poster in the background of a fruit juice video…
Underrated comment. That was very clever. 👍
lmao i didn't even notice 😂
Not irony
I miss the Golden Age of Infomercials. Kids these days don’t know the magic that they are missing on Sunday afternoons or after 1 AM on a weeknight.
17:17 the best part is that you can see Jon's arm throwing the completely fake dummy
Jon’s back doing his monthly check in to make sure that we know he’s still alive.
His once/bi yearly check up
But is Jacques?
@@Haunted_Jacolope good enough for me
Not before he tells you about his sponser!
More like yearly
13 glasses a day? It doesn't matter how tight your sphincter is, your underwear won't be staying white.
I know someone who went on a juice diet and literally shat their pants
For anyone who doesn't know, apples and carrots are high in fiber. Much like prune juice they help the body shit really good.
Time to become a poopshitter, then
It’s a miracle he didn’t give himself type 2 diabetes and go into a coma with that much sugar.
@@Caedus696 I'm not an expert, but if it's truly just carrots and apples, AND he didn't put any sugar into the drinks, I might know why. Apples have fiber, which doesn't get absorbed into the system, unlike apple juice which does because it has the fiber taken out.
That's my understanding.
Crazy. The lady at around 8:00 said "you were supposed to be dead 60 years ago"
well, he was 88 when that infomercial aired and he died at 94. so he died 6 years after it aired. it's not 60, but crazy it was 6.
Imagine you get scared awake from a deep sleep because the next hour has passed and you're handed a glass of carrot apple juice.
"Are you tired of being sick and tired"
Don't remind me of the endless cycle I am in.
"I'm tired of being tired of being tired!
Are you tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired?
🤣😅
*me trying to reach the word limit on an essay*
100 years disease free?
Jay: “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess”
LOL nice one
jontron has an incredible talent for pulling the most obscure content and turning into real entertainment
4:17 the fact the jon was 31 made laugh so hard
This man put on a full track suit, went to a harbor, and fell in the water just for a bit.
What can I say Jon is committed
This man is worth all the subs and likes he gets
It was track suit washing day.
It didn't look very warm out either. Plus it's the ocean in New England which isn't exactly known for its warm currents.
That was probably his own boat in his backyard lake!
The man, the meme, the legend has now uploaded a years worth of content, see you all next year
Gaming
Gaming
He remembered once he saw that new password can't be old password.
ok
ok
12:59 is my favorite part of this video lol
The boat gag holy shit I'm dead and we're still in the exposition
Doctor: “I’m sorry, you have cancer”
Jay: “omg, is there any cure”
Doctor: “yeah it’s fucking carrots and literally no scientist has figured it out”
Jay: “oh ok nice”
Jay's Friend: "You want me to do WHAT with a Carrot?!"
How much time and charity money has gone toward cancer research by now? Just in general.
Oh wait, never mind.
I forgot that it’s a f*cking race for the prestige of being ‘the one who cured cancer’ instead of everyone pooling all of those resources together and actually… *getting somewhere anytime soon.*
Of course.
I should’ve known.
Thanks, every country ever on planet Earth.
Y’all getting along well?
@@lPsychoMax
"Squeeze the fun out of it!"
There have been a number of cases of people overcoming detrimental diseases through holistic methods rather than the indoctrinated hospital business
@@Deoxys_Used_Mimic Ouch
"There's no way to prove this man's not a murderer."
Fucking LOL
"Was" not not a murderer..... "was" not a murderer....
@Cony Budding how?
To be fair looking like that at 88 and living to 96 are pretty damned good.
It wasn't the juice that did it though lmao. Correlation not causation and all that.
As someone who did juicing several years ago, I can tell you that it can really kick start your weight loss journey. I did it hard core for 3 weeks, and the first week was an absolute nightmare. Your body wants pizza, burgers and chips. But by the 2nd week, I had lost 8lbs, then going to the gym and eating right helped me lose 70lbs, and I've kept it off for 5 years. I can't complain.
This is probably a stupid question but does that juicer make it so you don't have to eat anything or at least not much? I am currently trying to lose weight but it's hard. I don't know much about nutrition and when you look it up you get many different opinions on the matter.
@@lyndislegion287 it won't make it so you don't eat anything, and in fact, it's pretty hard to just do juicing alone. What you can do is make your morning juice, drink it, and have some snacks after about 2 hours. What you need to do is constantly eat... Just not eat trash foods. Almonds with cheese, trail mix, apple slices... You just need to eat and snack throughout the day. You don't want to be starving, as that will lead to overeating. You can do breakfast, snack, juice for lunch, snack again, have a small glass of juice about 2pm, snack again, and finally have dinner. I weighed out my meat on a scale, and kept it to about 6-8 Oz, had grean beans or steamed carrots, broccoli... It was difficult, but in the first week, I lost about 6Lbs. Like I said, it jump starts your weight loss, and you see the effects almost immediately. Which encourages you to keep going, as doing it other ways, most pewdont see a charge, get upset, then usually give up.
6:19 “there’s no way to prove this man isn’t a murderer”
- Orange Juice Simpson
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
If the glove don't fit cant convict
4:26
The face that lady made when she took a sip of that carrot juice, does not convey "That is really good."
If it tastes good its probably not a good idea to drink it every day
It doesnt taste good, but it is in fact good
it is a carrot, what did you expect
@@dofehino5444 Carrot Juice tastes great, because they are full of sugar
@@UserOfTheName disagree, its full of carrot, not sugar or it would be sugar, if you removed all the carrot from carrot juice, then it would be more sugary, because there would be no carrot!
10:58 is massively underrated bro 😂
Got me good
I remember when I was little I would think like "oh dang its a 5k dollar item? And they're selling it for 400!? Well we gotta get that, how are they doing that!?"😂😂😂
He's not dead queen elizabeth has him captive forcing him to make her juices filled with life force
She will outlive us all. God bless the queen and her new British Galactic empire when she makes it
So what you're saying is.... Werewolves can live off of carrot/apple juice?
So glad she’s single now 😍😍😍😍
When jay said "kill the enzymes" I immediately started sobbing in biology
I like my carrots how I like my enzymes: j u i c e d. And alive I guess????
Enzymes are just catalysts but organic
Your body makes all the enzymes it needs. You don't need more of em
Yeah exactly
I know right? They're the powerhouse of the cell!
The funniest part is even with the Homie JonTron clowning Jay has almost convinced me to take up juicing.
Growing up, whenever someone in the house is seriously sick, my mom who make Carrot-Apple juice to help us get better, I think she must’ve had one of his books, cause he seems familiar…
I was right, she had that book 4:31
"There's no way to prove this man's not a murderer"
... The eyebrows don't help...
Its a devil's proof
His eyebrows remind me of Heihachi from Tekken for some reason.
Honestly, he is giving me Jeffrey Epstein vibes but with less s@x charges.
He's a psychopath, help
If Jon’s ever drowning remember to get him the juice.
i dont think he's drowning
i think he's dead already
its too late didnt you see the outro
Noted
Or a quick alibi
OJ?
"take these in your hand and squeeze it with all your might"
*lady shakes them up and down*
"The Father of Juicing"... So he's the husband of Cooking Mama?
"Live Food = Live Bodies" sounds like the tagline for a really bad hipster vampire movie. Like, "so bad it's somehow worse than bad" bad.
Have I seen you before?
I thought it was a vore reference.
Its funny, cause once you harvest a fruit or vegetable its slowly dying (rotting). So its more "Dying food, eat it before its rotten"
you sure it is not something about cannibal movie?
@@burnt968 Probably. My comments occasionally gain traction on Oney related content, as that's where my humor seems to land best. I'm surprised this comment got so many likes, actually, I kind of half-assed it. ;o
At this point, It feels like raid shadow legends is “wasting” money to keep the joke alive
Does anybody play that meme? I like how jon mentioned *pro players*, what are they skilled in? Spending money on microtransactions? Kinda doubt anybody is playing a hard carry in raid
@@MoonTurky You'd be surprised. Mobile games make ridiculous amounts of money, and the majority of it comes from an extreme minority. Supposedly something around 5% of a game's population accounts for 50% of its insane profits. Raids Shadow Legends wouldn't be "wasting" money if they weren't getting money to waste.
You’re talking about it
@@CrystallineLore so these youtubers are literally getting paid by said minorites. Cool, ngl!
@@CrystallineLore yea dont worry i know genshin impact exists, i just did not hear a lot about raid anymore so i thought it died
I’ve discovered John Tron recently and I absolutely love this guy.
Kordich has the eyebrows that gandalf has as described in the books
I don’t think we appreciate enough the fact that Jon actually spends his money on these bullshit products for our entertainment.
He bought a used $399 Juicer. It was disappointing that he didn't get one Sealed In the Original Box. He makes 100 grand per show and this is a tax write off.
I'd like to think he acquired the juicer for free somehow then made the video after looking it up and seeing how crazy it is
Raid Shadow Legends paid good money for that juicer.
Raid shadow legends is just funding his life lol
doin gods work
He's the Father of Juicing alright...and no not steroids, not veggies. The Father of Juicing money right out of gullible old people's retirement money.
"Stealing old people's retirement $?" Sounds like social security to me
Why was Jontron asking for the Jew at 4:25
@@Edgelord-rn9he where's the jew where's the JEW
bro everyone kknows xqc is the father oof juicing he literally invented the words juicer
@@Edgelord-rn9he He was saying juice?
I heard Jay's last wish was for his body to be juiced so his lifeforce could be passed on.
"Like you said, we don't live forever" 'I'm into that!' "OH THAT WAS A GUN"
"Every hour on the hour"
"13 glasses a day"
I smell some miscalculation
old people sleep half the day
He takes REALLY slow sips
Well he can’t drink in his sleep
@@djlilizzybeats how does he get 11 hours of sleep then
@@oolexer by sleeping for 11 hours 🤦♂️ idk why that confused you
narrator: "when he was struck with a serious illness, which he overcame by drinking large quantities of vegetable and fruit juices..."
me: "scurvy????"
Wikipedia: "actually no, it was _cancer_ "
Ah, the "Steve Jobs" cure for cancer.
@@vidblogger12 Maybe Steve Jobs followed Jay Kordich's advice 🤔
Which is plausible, spontaneous remissions happen, but probably not because he drank copious amounts of fructose, rather despite of it.
@@vidblogger12 Steve jobs did horrible job and in the opinion of certain other doctors he did not do enough also he put that on himself by being a workaholic and a horrible person, true story he was a piece shit, a genius but a piece shit.
No he did no follow his methods people who knew him would not say but he had other beliefs that led him that way
I’ve come back to this video hundreds of times and 11:32 and never ceased to get me laughing hard
that's why they call him the juice.
4:13 Okay hear me out. He bought a blue tracksuit, drove to the lake, jumped inside it, just for an 8 second clip. That's dedication. That's why it takes him 8 months to film a video. That's jontron.
I was wondering if that was his boat. Since he already made a video about getting an boating license so he can take his wife for a lake ride
underrated comment
I bet he had that doll specially made for this video.
And built a whole fuckin shrine to this guy
And the Nintendo Power gag
Jon gets it. He doesn't burn himself out anymore to keep putting out crap. He takes his time. When he finally releases something people click so fast it it breaks their mouse.
When did he put out crap?
@@MrMister1227 He doesn't mean the content was ever bad. It's just comparing to nearly literally everyone else on this platform.
@@MrMister1227 he's not forcing out crap just to put out consistent content
So many youtubers got destroyed forever by doing the opposite.
Hes getting back on track, Remember the episode that was just one big advertisement for a town ? He did put out crap because he tried to be more like these other youtubers.
13:00 "Do you drink it?"
I was laughing so much I started choking 🤣🤣🤣 seriously laughing like Mr White in that hole under the closet. Crying and laughing hysterically 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🤯🤣🤣
13:13 IDK why this cracks me up every time.
"Sphincter tight, pants white" needs to be the new Taco Bell slogan.
IM gonna live by this daily
I feel like that should be the slogan of pre-taco bell
Taco Bell food is like a gamble.
This smells of false advertising
More like "Sphincter loose, pants vamoose"
"Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange"
"You mean there's a better way?!"
Call now and get Sun n Run! The suntan lotion... that's also a laxative!
Nice.
@@ThePageofRage Join us next week when I appear on Man versus Nature, the Road to Victory!
I always assumed you put them in a brown bag and slammed them against a
Wall
Ah nice Simpsons reference.
I cured my cancer by drinking 13 glasses of animorph starfish girls a day.
My mans eye brows could scrub a ships hull clean of barnacles, those stout bristles are unmatched.
I feel like Jon’s upload schedule might actually be a benefit to him. His videos have such replay ability that, whenever a new video comes out, I immediately binge a bunch of his old videos.
Yeah he also chooses times when the ad revenue is the highest which is smoart
True his videos are super rewatch able but if he upload like every 2 weeks he could have 50 million plus subs, he’s an amazing youtuber
@@Ruger34 Cant achieve good quality and perfection if he did it so fast
I literally watch all my favorites every time I remember he exists.
They never get old, its always good to go back over his stuff. For me I always relook at titenic first😂
"Disease-free until the end"
Are... are they saying he was murdered?
He returned to his juice form. it's the circle of life.
Nah..he just lost to Death in a poker game.
He played the fun game of russian roulet
"Death
On May 27, 2017, Kordich died at 8:30pm due to breathing problems. [9]"
D...did he choke on juice?
He was murdered by Death
I'm pretty sure the business tactic of "my product is a health potion" will outlast humanity. ALSO, I WANNA KNOW IF HE WAS A WW2 DRAFT DODGER.
12:45 for a few seconds there, I thought the rest of the video was just going to be Jon eating carrots.
I was surprisingly down for this