Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
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Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.
Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.
That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.
And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃
The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.
I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd
"This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull."
Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.
Run
You'll be the next bottle model.
*RUN*
Now might be a good time to invest in a shotgun.
Just changed it to 666 likes.... perfect
@@wamlythecrabgod2199 with holy ammo
dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him
“Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”
Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.
@@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters
It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him
@@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.
Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy
"Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"
He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.
Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?
@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything
@@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and his father is a medium
All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."
Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.
Paco LeTaco lolol
If he said that i would have buyed it.
“Drink the vodka” slowly though guys
bongs
“Somewhere between antiseptic and poison”
Technically, it’s both.
In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.
sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro
@@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.
@@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.
@@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing
Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped
The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.
@@tomemeornottomeme1864
The year is 2034.
Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself.
Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.
@@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.
The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.
100% BUTTFUCK INSANE
"Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.
*Navajo
Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know
Please answer the question I need to know
Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.
@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced
I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”
Ombre Nightcores since childhood I’ve been fascinated by vodka
Since childhood I’ve been an alcoholic
IKR
Dan, age 3
Alcoholic
Tbh wouldn't surprise me
Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"
I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.
Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards
Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.
If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it.
He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.
That's hilarious!
“No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.”
It’s called the Placebo Effect
Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them
@T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals"
>not snake oil
@T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.
@T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?
T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.
"it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*
but is it filtered with diamonds tho
@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*
@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*
@@KUNAIfever which is completely useless
Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.
Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.
But does Dan use a 2.5 letter spacing?
Aaaaakroid!
@@theblackbaron4119 That's a weird name. Just thought I'd point that out.
Same
“That’s a weird name.” Says
ARTHUR MOE-MUX-HAGI
“Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now
So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".
And all of Russia are living Buddhas.
I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.
next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes
erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz
I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.”
He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?”
Yep.
Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...
@@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.
@@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.
@@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.
Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan
Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.
Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka
@@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol
Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.
@@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass
@@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.
2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)
Clever
Dan you sneaky bastards
And they say he's retired from comedy
@@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them
D I'm just saying it's clever
As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.
As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.
I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo.
If that means anything. Probably not.
I’m confused
As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.
@Spastik no u
I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show
I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"
@@Blackheartzero Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah
Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion
Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high."
*Reads again
Oh.
Grimm Livingston
In your defense, you were probably high.
I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon
@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.
Jon tried shouting at his phone "Siri I need Moranis. Siri give me Moranis now." but it gave him entirely different sorts of results
He also could have tried Sigourney Weaver
@@daftzilla But she wasn't a buster. Moranis wore the costume and the backpack so he kinda counts. Didn't he shoot the slime at the end thinking he saved the day?
In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.
Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.
And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol
I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂
"Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?"
It looks fucking sick bro
And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.
@@kyrax9462 worth
@@kyrax9462 Skull.
I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.
@@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh
i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man
White diamond in a nutshell
13:17
I know right XD
Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil
WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.
I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.
I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well
So I need to formally thank you for this video Mr Tron.
When I first watched it a few months ago when it first was uploaded I watched it and laughed my ass off at least 20 times.
But around the 21st view I decided to do a bit of. Research to The claim of glycol in vodka being added for certain reasons.
And I found out it’s an additive and preservative that’s useful in preserving ethanol products (alcohol)
Jump forward to this week, I’m working on a final project for my separations class which centers around ethanol distillation. My group has no idea how to get around this issue of concentrating the ethanol beyond 95%. And a crystal skull shaped lightbulb goes off in my head. Glycol actually turns out to be a perfect solvent for our situation.
So thank you for indirectly helping me pass my final project.
I have also indirectly thanked mr aykroyd by buying a bottle of his overpriced skull juice
jadresa94
We need Jon in our lives. And Glycol out of our vodka.
This is truly beautiful. Also, thank you for providing me with what may be my new favorite phrase, "overpriced skull juice."
Cletus Motou
I mean no one tells you this in school but vodka is fermented potato juice, kinda like wine is to grape juice.
And it’s like 50$ plus tax where I live which in a college town is about $37.50 more than most people are willing to pay for a fifth of vodka 😅
@@easye4329 Thank you for the insight. I don't ever plan on touching alcohol for personal reasons, but if I need a quick buck, I now know proper college vodka etiquette.
(Add that to the ever-increasing list of sentences I'm probably the first person to ever say.)
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
" as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"
Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)
@@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack.
:{D
Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it
@@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health,
Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds.
;)
I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka
Same. I was completely speechless.
I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.
I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.
He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.
19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“
Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...
@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.
i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”
It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka
you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol
@@Dan-sb2fb meths good too
Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.
They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.
the production value is higher than youtube red shows
Y e s
Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content
I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig
Man, remember when TH-cam red used to be a thing before it ate shit and died?
What's TH-cam red ?
“Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.”
Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol
Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.
When iread this the scene comes
How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?
*aykroyd
Me and my older brother watched this when it came out. I was 16 at the time he was 26. He promised me for my 21st birthday he’d buy me a bottle of crystal skull vodka, and I told him I was gonna hold him to his promise. But now he lives 16 hrs away, so I figured he wasn’t gonna keep his promise. Today is my 21st birthday and I woke up this morning and my mom gave me a gift bag, I had no idea who it was from or what was in it besides something heavy. I opened it and my brother kept his promise! I got my bottle of crystal skull vodka!! :) been waiting 5 years for it!!!
That's so cute 😂😂
How did it taste??
Hey Bob how you doing-
*THIS IS AN ACURATE RENDERING OF A HUMAN SKULL*
Fucking lost my shit
*"ok Bob, now im going to politely ask you to leave"*
The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.
And it ages perfectly
yeah talk show hosts are annoying.
what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?
@@mattdekker5693 Yup.
Conan is gone I'm out
I'm no scientist or geologist, but pretty sure diamonds don't filter anything, they're just shiny rocks. You poured vodka over shiny rocks and then sold it to people, Dan you be crazy.
I only drink stuff that touch diamonds
its not even real diamonds. Its quartz crystal. So they basically just poured it over some rocks
@@Nantosuelta *googles it*
I mean, you're right. But, they are exceptionally rare rocks. No joke. They're only found in three or four places in the world.
I mean.... coal filtering is a thing... and so is sand filtering. . Wouldn't be surprised if filtering through diamonds (albeit fake diamonds) had some filtering effect
ah yes let me filter potato alcohol through dental drill heads
i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it.
tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised
Good Ending
Lol the bottle has more worth than the Vodka it seems.
"Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."
Austin Jones this was definitely my favorite bit
Epic
3:18
literally my favorite part
It sounds like he's saying "Sane" instead of "Insane" tho.
You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.
@Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.
I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd.
Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on.
So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.
@Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly
@@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money
@@differentbutsimilar7893 its good vodka, and when done the bottle is fun to carry around my drinks for fun lol
A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka
Because its a limoncello.
@@bmo14lax Danny Delimon
Because it has no vodka in it
Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino
@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend
I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass
i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.
@@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly
Ray's Occult or something
@@Gokai_QM Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.
How does one Ass Off?
I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away
Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd
*VODKABOARDS*
Indeed.
@@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva
In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?
@@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd
"Dan came up with the idea to filter the vodka through diamonds"
*Uses Herkimer, a known fake diamond*
...I... what joke do I make about that that it doesn't make itself?
Some jokes just make themselves
he's a comedic genius, that don aykroyd. a disturbed, unstable, genius.
It may not be a diamond, but it is very rare. It's found in only 2 or 3 places, which technically makes it better than a diamond.
I guess dust off a relic of a joke with the phony guy from Family Guy.
"There comes a time when something is such comedic gold that even a comedian can't make use of it. It's rare, but this is one of those times."
I'm about 90% sure Dan DID mean filtered through actual diamonds, but his sane business partner homebrewed a way they could *technically* do what he wanted that was also like...actually doable.
With how into the paranormal Dan is, I'd also not be surprised if his idea for diamond filtering was to remove paranormal impurities. He HAS to know filtering it through diamonds doesnt do anything chemicaly.
Removes 99.9% of unwanted, pesky ectoplasm
@@Timeward76 the official website for the product on the FAQ page basically says "why filter through diamonds? we don't know, but people in blind taste tests said it tasted better when filtered through diamonds"
@@SM-lg4twits the glycol thats stuck on the diamonds that gives the good flavor
I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.
Dan akroyds ad sounds like my 5th grade essay about ghosts
So.. were you assigned to write about Ghosts or was it a "Choose your own topic" type thing?
What grade did you get?
Is it real and can we read it?
@@hewhobattles8869 as you would guess it was a choose your own
@@jewmin7810 can we read it
Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull*
Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"
Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**
same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original
@@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is
The quality in these videos is just amazing, its a pleasure to have Jon back!
Have Jon back?, nice joke buddy :P
Miss the good ol days toast!! If we ever get a BO2 remake you have to get back on!
The legend toast commenting on another legends vid fuck yea
toast the beatbox legend who popularized beatboxing, sadly changed his content and lost his community because of it
Well it does take a little while in between videos to make em, but right on brother!
20:32 nah bud, we all know what Honey is now😂
Whoops!
You do realize this video is from 5 years ago
A third Jontron video in 1 month? Truly, we have been blessed.
You see the outline of his penis in this vid too!
lets just leave him to think about what he said
Dan Aykroyd: "It has no glycol."
Larry King: *"Why in the hell did I invite this man on my show?"*
CYGNIUS here is a reply just for you after 1.3k likes
CYGNIUS Start of the ruination...
CYGNIUS why tf does Larry even have a show
I would buy a bottle of Danny DeVodka in a glass replica of his head.
Actually Limoncello is a really good after diner liquor. You should totally try it. It’s delicious.
It would look really nice next to my Danny DeVito cutout
Hell yeah I’d buy that
I can hook that up for you.
I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious
I need to watch that
Dan knows what hes doing lmao
"A symbol of life"
_definitely fits a skull_
Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...
I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.
kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo
Are you the new justin y.
Are u the new Justin Y
*Gets GhostBusters 2016 Flashbacks*
*oN sEcOnD ThOuGhT... DAN WiLŁ Do*
I love that they did that
*T H E P O W E R O F P A I N C O M P E L S Y O U*
Oh, man. Coming back to this and hearing "That's why Larry King survived for this long" made me sad. RIP Mr.King
WHY AM I ONLY FINDING THIS OUT FROM YOUR COMMENT WHAT THE FUCK
Jon jinxed it, just like the notre dame joke the same day hours before notre dame burned down
*That one didn’t age quite so well.*
He shouldn't have gone for the second round of vodka
Pour one out for him, Skeletor. 😢💀☠🍸
That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.
Holy shit three uploads all within a year
Which year?
Error CE-34878-0 @
@@CordovanSplotchVT I think he means within the span of 12 months, not a literal year.
oof
2091 😐
Can't wait for soulja vodka
its gonna be water with fluoride in it.
Skullja vodka
It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it
Lmao
It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”
The eagle spreads for the didlo
What
@@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.
honestly someone there has a sense of humor
This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?
3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂
RIP JonTron's old intro 2009 - 2018
i mean i like it and i wanted back
but he used it for 11 years that's a lot of time
plus he doesn't really do games much either
@@vrman4600
11? Are we sure that's right? I could swear it's about two less than that.
I was hoping the new one was just for the flex tape sequel
Well it was on for that long, unfortunately he only used it twice
Holy crap 3 jontron videos less than a month apart what loony land have i entered?
The best timeline
True
The land of milk and honey
FlexWorld
I wish that the longer the commercial went, Dan would just continue to grab more skulls and hold them in his arms and by the end he has like 15 skulls in his arms.
Your a genius
Wait what why
"I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂
What a brave soul. He got within 4 feet of a pay phone.
EPMTUNESツ yo do you have a discord lol
You shouldn't go giving out your discord on TH-cam comments someone might message you some dumb shit
@@SkillTheBard2312 is that not the point lol.
@@therogueadmiral hmm yes yes it is
You mean brave boy?
The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.
I don't even get a full sized skull, bloody rip off
Haa! Nice
Wait, that's illegal
*Reduce, Re-use, Recycle*
@@lazyliongames5858 not in japan
JonTron must actually have a torture room/home chemistry lab. That set was too real.
I completely agree. He seemed way too at home in that scene.
What do you mean set,it is a real torture room
...or he just hired a room to shoot that shot
He's a fan of RedLetterMedia, I'm sure he's seen the Plinkett reviews tons of times. He's even done Plinkett impressions in some of his older videos.
Aideen r/wooooosh
Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.
“What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?”
- Jontron, 2019
I died
Looks more like North Korean Roblox Figure fucking
CommonToxicKilla 69 ??? When did he say thst
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 21:59 I believe
@@nobodyreally9799 hah
i would literally never buy a single other alcoholic beverage if i could buy a danny devito head vodka
Me too
I want it to be a thing so badly.
Personally, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable seeing Danny DeVito's head on my shelf.
I wanna get this please...
We need to start a petition.
Dan is only half right in saying "it has no glycol, which is antifreeze." Antifreeze is made using Ethylene Glycol, which is extremely toxic, but the glycol used in alcoholic drinks is Propylene Glycol. He's using the fact people don't know the difference as a selling point.
People used to say you shouldn't drink Fireball cinnamon whisky because of the same misconception.
@@chrisjt86 Intellectuals know you shouldn't drink it because it makes your tongue feel like molten fucking lava
Also... who the fuck cares for what else substances from this vodka are used for? Baking soda can be used to clean your pipes, acid from Pepsi removes rust, table salt can be used to make slippery winter surfaces be less slippery, hydrogen from water can be used to power cars. Ohhh, so scary. God. Are people in USA really believing any of this fear mongering?
Reminds me of when people were saying "Omigod, margarine is one molecule away from plastic" ... Which is idiot for: "I don't know basic chemistry"
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 That's a funny way of spelling "alcoholics." But yeah, you' re right.
I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste
I drank a different batch then. I hated it.
If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean
Jokes on him, I filter my vodka through my kidney stones.
MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* How did you die was it the gummy leeches
@@lowpolyrender612 ď44444444444 33of
Oh-
Jokes on you, I filter my vodka through my tumours
Well well well we meet again fellow picture user
Can't wait till Jon releases his own Vodka, the Soulja Crystal Flex Skull.
Did he even receive the one he purchase online since the soulja boi game was pull out
To show you the power of our vodka, i sawed this skull in half!
.....in a can
*he's just a kid with a dream*
Perfect for children with no necks!
@The Dude yes
It is a cool bottle though.
Totally not biased.
I see, I have prostate cancer!
YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
BY
THE BAMBOOZLER
look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.
same
Spook Skellington
You look ready for swim suit season.
What’s your workout routine?
19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"
7:42
You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.
No, he was smoking a beer.
No he was smoking a beer
*he was actually beering a smoke*
He was drinking a cigarette
BromanderInChief nah he was *smokin champagne*
These videos are like crack. Even before he started uploading I'd always go back and continuously re-watch his old content, shits endlessly entertaining. We love you Jon
Who's "we"?
This is insanely true, I'm addicted!
How did you watch anything before he started uploading? That's just silly goosery
@@theblackhundreds7124 mb I meant before he started uploading *again* whoopsie 🙄
Thought you were a gal for a second
**Harold Ramis gets a call**
_not now Jon I'm in Flex World_
Why must be here every time
kremit the frog This feels wholesome
Damn I’m a bit early
Bru you was on vsauce vid
You are my mood.
I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.
From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime
@@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[
So Indiana Jones was a documentary?
Alexander The Great uh yeah of course
No, we’re the documentory
Yeah. And the warehouse and giant ants and russian tanks with saws on the front? All 100% real actually happened.
Doktor Kritzisch can’t forget the killer tomatoes the hot tomato girl was the first super crown
Mind=Blown
“They gave you the trending tab what more do you want?!” Jontron 2019.
They've taken the trending tab, but now there coming for our recomended vids! run for your life!
@@RowanOakley I keep clicking Not Interested in both videos and channels, but they just keep coming.
Every TV show and news channel has dozens of accounts.
@@ChocorocK
Yep, never look at the trending tab or it's over. I accidentally tapped it once or twice and my recommended videos was filled with bullshit. Just keep hitting "not interested" and they'll go away eventually.
TH-cam sucks.
I mean that’s all a man can hope for.
@@calska140 Damn, they removed the option to select "Not Interested in this Channel" option.
The skull is an accurate glass model of the human skull.
*My skull doesn't have a hole to insert a cork in the top...*
that you know of.....
JUHCOB that sounds like something someone with a hole in their skull would say
You born deformed.
@@phyllisbluboi8043 Uh oh I think I have a problem
You get one when you join the military... aka "Jarhead."
i don't think any youtube videos have the same kind of rewatchability that jontron videos have. i frequently rewatch the last 6+ years of jontron videos
I think this is it, guys. Jon has blessed us with three videos and a live stream within two months. After this, we won't see another video from him for at least 10 years.
Dan is legitimately a conspiracy theorist kind of guy, and he obviously takes huge pride in his Vodka... but as far as advertising it, I'm almost convinced Dan is playing a bit.. the man is an SNL legend for god's sake, I don't think anyone on the planet can say let alone come up with "cryalheadtripleherkimerdiamondfilterednewfoundlanddeepaquiferpurespiritvodka" and keep a straight face.
The whole ad and television appearances reeks of Sasha Baron Cohen style fakery and troll antics. Dan just really likes Vodka and he's a hell of a salesman.
@@user-vp6cq4sv3d woah bud.
Or ya know...
He's just batshit crazy
You ever seen Tommy Boy? He’s basically playing his greasy salesman character from that one a bit.
*cryalhead*
@@user-vp6cq4sv3d Calm down man you can cut a crystal skull with that edge.
Didn’t see this in my sub feed or notifications... I saw it from my jon tron Bat signal.
We don't need the sub feeds or notifications, we're always refreshing JonTrons channel page daily for that new upload.
@@TailsIsDisappointed it's not even on his channel page
Not in sub box or channel page! It just appeared on my home page, but then I couldn’t find it again. Luckily I added it to my watch later list
Where can I get one?
"There's gotta some other Ghostbusters I can call right?"
*Remembers the remake*
"On second thought, Dan will do."
I love how Jon just goes out into the city and makes a fool of himself in these videos.
@RectalDiscourse S O C I E T Y
I remember the Gwyneth Paltrow episode, where he did the snake oil salesman bit. Same energy, same batshit crazy celeb nonsense
Have you heard of Brandon Rogers?
Ever heard of Filthy Frank
@@spycrab4865 the Leicester City manager??? ;)
Calls dan insane, proceeds to pour entire bottle of vodka over a cardboard cutout of Dan that is handcuffed to a furnace while distorted ghostbusters theme plays in the background.
Weeell it`s possible that that was just water and he poured the vodka into a bowl with tampons and proceeded to stuff them into his asshole, dying of alcohol poisoning mere minutes after he uploading the video.
idk tho
Was probably water.
With that bottle I could make one hell of a Molotov cocktail
Dude that would be sick, cuz once it’s on fire it would look like Ghost Rider :D
Yes.
@@astronomywitch9424 yes yes yes yes
Sending a message
@@highjumpstudios2384 sending a message.
Why is every line that Jon says, an instant meme 😆
Because he is the memes
It's a snowball. His writers know what kind of things would probably be used as gif reactions etc, which is easy to make widespread when you start with a popular show that's gonna make the line recognizable and therefore relatable, and Jon knows how to emphasize/exaggerate lines so they plant the seed in your brain to want to start using it as a meme.
It's a product.
"Who the hell makes a 22-minute video about vodka?!"
(JonTron)
"oh dango must be good then"
You can say that again
He could watch paint dry and somehow still make it funny.
Another upload? what have we done to deserve such blessed content
That's your problem, you show him that you're desperate then Jon-Boy won't come back.
Watching his videos and giving him money
2019 is gonna be good
wait, that's what we did to deserve this
Depale memes?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Double-Terminated Quartz Filtered Vodka Skull
Tiger II and the quest for a reliable transmission
PanzerKampfwagen VI Ausf B [H] This is a weird thread
*Double-Terminated Quartz Filtered QUADRUPLE DISTILLED Vodka
Tiger 1 that’s actually pretty funny
17:49 I came back here now, 3 years later, just for Larry King's double take and Jon's reaction to it, and how he pointed out Larry waiting for Dan to drink the vodka first. GOLD
never thought id see anyone pitching on larry king, let alone alchole. wonder what dan did for him back in the day to get in favor like that.
@@stuff4826 @ 14:27 lol
I ran into Dan Aykroyd at the airport once while I was in the military. Our conversation also ended up in a paranormal tailspin. It's like his whole life now. I consider Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II to be his biopics.
That's pretty cool.
Bustin makes him feel good!
@@toasty4000000 I ain't afraid of no bed.
His Dad was heavy in the supernatural stuff so I'm not surprised. He even wrote a book about the paranormal.
I'm almost certain Jon chugged all that vodka before pouring it on the Dan cutout and filled it with water. *THE SKULL IS A PAID ACTOR*
if you reveal more trade secrets I'll report you to the ScottTheWoz police.
W sx
Every time you upload, I think it's an old video that is just in my feed again. Lol
Me too to be honest
Everytime man.
Ok but it's actually a damn good tasting vodka! Very smooth and lovely to drink on its own