Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf - JonTron

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    Jon takes a look at one of Christopher Lee's less known works...
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    Cast:
    Jon - Himself
    Creepy Clown - David Johnson
    Werewolf Sister - Kate McGarrigle
    Street Tough #1 - Sergio Torres
    Street Tough #2 - Andrew Reynoso
    Crew Member #1 - Nick Oliver
    Crew Member #2 - Mike Shayne
    Crew Member #3 - Dylan Lopez
    Crew Member #4 - Aramis Klein
    Crew Member #5 - Melanie Licata
    Crew Member #6 - Matt Nissen
    Jesus - Jospeh Hernandez
    Ancient Werewolf/ Werewolf Director - Mike Joseph
    Ancient Werewolf #2 - Olivia Winston
    Credits:
    Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Director - Sergio Torres
    Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
    Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
    Gaffer - Mike Shayne
    Sound - Matt Nissen
    Makeup/Practical Effects - Melanie Licata
    Make up Assistant - Joe Drobezko
    Set Designer - Lynell Vinuya
    Art PA - Josh Zimmerman
    Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
    Post Production:
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Visual Effects - James Russo
    Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
    Halloween JonTron Theme by: / xxjerryterryxx
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  • @jmns9595
    @jmns9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10710

    Howling III: Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

  • @thetrashmammal7389
    @thetrashmammal7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    Honestly the dude getting thunked with a log in the middle of his laugh was gold

    • @goldenthebean8678
      @goldenthebean8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The fact that this has 69 likes is also gold

    • @acemcwolf5445
      @acemcwolf5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It looked like the production crew was working, He did that stupid laugh and they went "CAN SOMEONE SHUT THAT IDIOT UP!?" And threw that pipe. Like it wasn't even scripted, They just left it in.

    • @timedGuano
      @timedGuano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This movie should be a cult comedy classic!

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      6:37
      sounds exactly like Danny Brown laughing lmao

    • @gyga4906
      @gyga4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      EHHAAHAHAHHAAEHEHAHAHHEHEH *T* *H* *U* *N* *K*

  • @HootsHugs101
    @HootsHugs101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    I just wanna let everyone know that there are 8 movies in the Howling franchise, with a 9th one in the works.

    • @ghostly0005
      @ghostly0005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Are you fucking serious? What are they on to make more of these?

    • @someiraniandudez5886
      @someiraniandudez5886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No...

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What pride flags are those

    • @damienfinnegan8272
      @damienfinnegan8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@seamusmckeon9109 the one on the right is the Super Straight pride flags

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "9th one in the works"
      Excuse me, what?

  • @Namanewva
    @Namanewva ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Years later the bit at 6:19 still makes me laugh. Literally every bottle connected at the bottom rim, the most rigid and tough part of a sugar glass bottle

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "WOOOOAAAAAAAAA" - Jon "JonTron" Jafari

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guess that is why it actually hurt, even though it wasn't nearly as dangerous as real glass.

    • @rosiered6712
      @rosiered6712 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​​@@WillieMangaye, real glass wouldn't break in that scenario till it bounced off and hit the ground

  • @shadows_star
    @shadows_star 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7979

    I love that Christopher Lee acted in every role as if what he was playing in was Hamlet. Makes him such a joy to watch even in a trash movie

    • @alexfaulkner6275
      @alexfaulkner6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Your God damn right

    • @Bomber_Ted
      @Bomber_Ted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Professionals have standards.

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He definitely knew how to chew the scenery.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That's dedication.

    • @spork5528
      @spork5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@alexfaulkner6275 I don't wanna be that guy but I do it's you're. It's easy to remember you're you-are.

  • @linken23
    @linken23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4412

    Fun fact: Christopher Lee later appeared in Gremlins 2: The New Batch, which was directed by Joe Dante, who directed the original Howling. When he arrived on set, one of the first things he did was apologize to Dante for being in this film.
    I’m not even kidding.

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      And in an interview for one of these horror mag rags, he did claim he enjoyed visiting the Czech village in this film. One good point of this deadful flick, we get to see Czechoslovakia before the Iron Curtain wss torn down and this town was soiled by Western tourists and businesses

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chadcastagana9181 fuck Czechoslovakia

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 Czech Republic or Slovakia?

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      I don't know about that last part, all of this talk about Lee's service in WW2 seems so cliched, like propaganda.
      Only thing I liked about Fangoria is they produced Mindwarp, a film that inspired The Matrix

    • @JustChadC
      @JustChadC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chad Castagana Who the hell do you think you are havin’ my name

  • @dakotaachord5626
    @dakotaachord5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    This video doesn't *feel* like it's 5 years old, and that's what's so magical about JonTron videos. They age like fine wine.

    • @mtnman8783
      @mtnman8783 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like this comment 😊

    • @BigBearNLittleBear
      @BigBearNLittleBear ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mtnman8783 indeed

    • @Crimeiskoolforkidz
      @Crimeiskoolforkidz ปีที่แล้ว

      i got lotion on my dick rn oim sotrkin my cvokc

    • @SanguineLemon
      @SanguineLemon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sooooo true

    • @theplinko9840
      @theplinko9840 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Well, apart from when he called Episode 2 the worst Star Wars movie. That’s no longer true.

  • @nowhereman969
    @nowhereman969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “Werewolf on a Dolly” never ceases to absolutely send me

  • @johnarmstrong7368
    @johnarmstrong7368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5928

    Someone died just so Jon could crouch behind their grave for a comedic intro to a TH-cam video

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Dedication

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Deadictation

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      That's probably the most culturally and historically valuable thing they've ever done in their life (or after death) anyway.

    • @RandomHQ433
      @RandomHQ433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It would be an honor

    • @basilevannegen6822
      @basilevannegen6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      nonono, someone died, and then someone made a stone and then placed that stone for it to stay there for many years so jontron could do the intro

  • @skullman-us7wn
    @skullman-us7wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4396

    Apparently the reason lee took the role was just because he realized he never did a werewolf movie

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      "Another to my collection"

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      @@Naokarma "A fine addition to my collection"

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Huh, would think he would have been in one in the Hammer Horror films; well least he realized his mistake and actually called the original director of The Howling Joe Dante and apologized to him for being in this very….peculiar movie

    • @KornLordd
      @KornLordd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I enjoy the fact that each of these replies, of which are more complex versions of the original reply, are all made one month after the next. Sadly, I’m breaking the chain by saying this lol

    • @augustblock3981
      @augustblock3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KornLordd How dare you

  • @gracet6533
    @gracet6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    It’s been 4 years, and the fact that the sister is still eternally a werewolf doesn’t sit well.
    Also, bell skeleton and south jersey still make me laugh to this day

  • @rutrose2000
    @rutrose2000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The end credits carried me through puberty. God Bless you Sybil Danning.

  • @johnathanpowers5728
    @johnathanpowers5728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Basically the plot of the movie:
    Drive a steak through a werewolf's heart.

    • @Mephistel
      @Mephistel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      medium rare, or blue?

    • @johnathanpowers5728
      @johnathanpowers5728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MAKE IT AS RARE AS IT CAN GET

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Johnathan Powers RIGHT!(slaps werewolf with whole cow)YOU SAID AS RARE AS IT CAN GET!

    • @killingjokekiddo8891
      @killingjokekiddo8891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok so I gotta make a rare steak and then make it into a car

    • @rampantcarapacian5175
      @rampantcarapacian5175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Benjamin Keslar I wish we actually had the means to film this, the idea is amazing.

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    The Howling 2: Your sister is a furry

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I think if that were true, there'd be much, MUCH more nudity.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The director's cut, I see.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      finally, something we have in common

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Elon Musk shut it nerd you gave an unpronounceable name for your kid.

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Howling 3: We really need some new ideas

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler ปีที่แล้ว +137

    2:39
    "From the worst Star Wars movie..."
    That one didn't age quite so well.

    • @mewopswisher5342
      @mewopswisher5342 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      infact it aged like milk

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like the Rise of Skywalker. It’s not the worst; I’d give that to the Last Jedi, which isn’t even that bad.

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joshslater2426have you considered therapy? or at least sterilization so we need not fear more of you existing...

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Rise of Skywalker is really bad, but Attack of the Clones is really bad too for completely different reasons. I feel like the worst one between them is whichever you've seen more recently.

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@YourPalJamieEllisI rather like Attack of the Clones, the sand monologue notwithstanding, the film is actually pretty decent. Rise of Skywalker feels like it had 1 draft written haphazardly after people were upset by how the previous film performed. So much happens offscreen between the TLJ and RoS that just... doesn't follow from the events of the first film. Say what you will about Attack of the Clones but the events it depicts actually *make sense* in context.

  • @stephaniedee6234
    @stephaniedee6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Ah, the classics. Who else watches Jon’s Halloween specials every October?

    • @FairyZibbie
      @FairyZibbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, I watch his Halloween specials every month, so yes

    • @gamingraptorpro1800
      @gamingraptorpro1800 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aye

  • @ItsJustVirgil
    @ItsJustVirgil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5213

    Sterba: “So we meet again.”
    Christopher Lee: “For the last time.”
    Absolute legend.

    • @roobee1234
      @roobee1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      He's probably the best part of the movie

    • @devanhinskey9001
      @devanhinskey9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Not today, Zurg!

    • @appatheskybison1846
      @appatheskybison1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      666 likes

    • @Solanne11
      @Solanne11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That line is actually metal as hell

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "So, at last we meet for the first time, for the last time."

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4730

    Gotta love the “Transylvanian Village” that conveniently has the famous clock from Prague, Czechia.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      People don't like the Czech Republic enough so the filmmakers lied

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      if you want a crappy movie based on that cloc watch goat story you won’t regret it

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@joeygreen8091 DUDE IS THAT THE REAL ROACHDOGG JR.?????

    • @Tysandifer
      @Tysandifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yea goat story tells you all about it haha

    • @Space_Pizzaman
      @Space_Pizzaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@quinnholloway5400 we don't have anything good here and the only thing we're best at is drinking beer

  • @marcelosdbzmusic8072
    @marcelosdbzmusic8072 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    How in God's name did Jon find a bathroom exactly identical to the bathroom in the Werewolf Dolly shot?

  • @alexzuger1777
    @alexzuger1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “How can you listen to this bull”
    “I resent such words”
    I died

  • @sir.badger6910
    @sir.badger6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    He once said "every actor must make terrible films, the trick is no never be terrible in them"

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      tell that to Al Pacino on Jack and Jill lmfao.

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@greenhellrecords979 You can be a great actor in a bad film. That was Lee's philosophy

    • @kayhoww
      @kayhoww ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@NinjaPickle hell he got a free trip to LA out of it

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sinistrality7883 Wasn't he playing himself?

    • @munstahmummah6468
      @munstahmummah6468 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If the material is dog shit there’s not much the actor can do

  • @IRUNASSULT
    @IRUNASSULT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5770

    Imagine being a great actor like Lee and subjected to an entire film where your costars couldn’t act their way out of an empty parking lot.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      But enough about "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What did you just say about Reb Brown? Man's a national treasure!

    • @barrysteakfries9359
      @barrysteakfries9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ya reb brown's net worth is like 17 million he must be a pretty good actor I think the shitty script made him seem like a shit actor.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Daredevil Central He has his moments, but taking that Wonka role was not one of them.

    • @pbac9570
      @pbac9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imagine

  • @TheMrWillje
    @TheMrWillje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'd like to take the time to say how much I appreciate the fact they recreated that entire bathroom for one joke, and boy did it land

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      its even better because he is clearly on the brink of absolutely shitting himself laughing because of how ridiculous the whole thing is.

  • @empagaming2341
    @empagaming2341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    6:19 has got to be the best bit. Not cause Jon got hurt, but the fact that his scream was in slow-mo.

  • @someguy9227
    @someguy9227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Christopher Lee's Bizarre Adventure.

    • @isoito5927
      @isoito5927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Some Guy NANIIIII?!

    • @joseninoska
      @joseninoska 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      is this a jojo's bizarre adventure refren-

    • @isoito5927
      @isoito5927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheHolySoviet no it isnt. you were expecting a jojo refernece but KONO JON DA.

    • @antidoteee
      @antidoteee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neon genechris evangeleeon

    • @karda009
      @karda009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How many zippers have you unzipped in your life

  • @spoopster809
    @spoopster809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    JON'S HEAD DOES NOT BELONG ON THAT BODY

    • @tinita1919
      @tinita1919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      lol is so big and he is so skinny now

    • @PsychoVdude13x
      @PsychoVdude13x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *stickie*

    • @thricecube9487
      @thricecube9487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Matthew Kunkle that's not his real body, it's halloween remember?

    • @ppgab
      @ppgab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I wonder if he's actually never been fat and I just never seen his full body and assumed he was fat because of his chubby face

    • @sockworks
      @sockworks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hhhhhh

  • @zanyvr281
    @zanyvr281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    1:46
    Really didn’t expect Jon to be strapped with a Luger, one of the best clips

  • @MrPaulMadson
    @MrPaulMadson ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just want to mentionat 17:40 The "werewolfs" are actually speaking Hungarian, which is extremely funny, given the region belongs to Romania. This is extremely funny, because the original Dracula (Vlad) was a reinstated by Hunyadi, a Hungarian King. So IF this was a vampire movie, you could argue, that they could speak hungarian. However, this is a werewolf movie, in a Romanian location, and these creatures were supposedly romanian, which would mean, that they despise Hungarian language.
    Also worth mentioning, they are screaming "támadás" which means "to attack" or "to be attacked".
    All in all, I think the director, and writer had no clue about any of the origin story.

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    16:00 They built an exact replica of the bathroom scene for a 5 second joke.
    This is dedication to the craft, I tells ya.

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No. They superimposed him in his bathtub over the original annnnd I just got woooshed.

    • @wyattearp585
      @wyattearp585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Also the makeup for the werewolf puberty joke in the beginning. That was a 5 second one off that probably involved hours of makeup

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The tiles are different.

    • @electriccleric
      @electriccleric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      and yet jon couldn't deliver the line without smiling. lol

    • @tytheguy13andahalf
      @tytheguy13andahalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Jontron is a bizarrely high budget show.

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    Alternative title to this film: *wErEwOlF pOrN hIdDeN aS aN aCtUaL mOvIe*

    • @raenkord7881
      @raenkord7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That’s all of the howling movies

    • @rem2274
      @rem2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That almost sounds like Beastars

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

    • @stomyed22
      @stomyed22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "also the writers had a gore kink"

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stomyed22 I think you missed the v button

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “The worst Star Wars movie.”
    That was just the warm up, the real horror wasn’t even ready to begin yet.

  • @justatrollyaloser
    @justatrollyaloser ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:41 to Quote Jon himself: "That one didn't age quite so well!"

    • @ult_unknowns
      @ult_unknowns ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Before the dark times, before the Disney Empire."

    • @aidanpurkiss9457
      @aidanpurkiss9457 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ult_unknowns before the Disney empire attacked.....
      Where are you, Nostalgia critic? Tear the sequels to bits, please?

  • @anteeantee8144
    @anteeantee8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4632

    according to that logic i can prove the existence of werewolves by just shooting someone with a silver bullet
    if the person dies = 100% proof that werewovles exist

    • @ThePatapoun
      @ThePatapoun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      But if you shoot the person and they don't die does that mean they are human? Perhaps they are a Cereal box for all that we know. At least we can be sure that a silver bullet kills werewolfs.

    • @whitehownkey4460
      @whitehownkey4460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I say just burn them all

    • @dasonbane2839
      @dasonbane2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Just gave me a game to play with my basement friends

    • @AxtonLennox111
      @AxtonLennox111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate how much sense that makes

    • @gracet6533
      @gracet6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stephen King knew

  • @Agiantpansy
    @Agiantpansy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    >starts with Christopher Lee reading from the Bible
    >Revelations, the last book.
    >bible is open to the middle
    ???

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Dank christian meme dude

    • @pingnixon-hermansen5046
      @pingnixon-hermansen5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fullanalysis93
      DANK

    • @thewestisthebest6608
      @thewestisthebest6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Must a been a Mormon Bible with those 4 extra books Jesus left for us to find in North America stuck in the back 👌🏻

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@thewestisthebest6608 That can only be translated on the 5th of may when all the planets align and the president's testicles are rather sweaty

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Most bibles ive seen had the psalms after the bible, putting revelations in the middle. It's really not that strange dude

  • @iamtheangiechrist1090
    @iamtheangiechrist1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The best thing about Christopher Lee playing Sauron was the fact that he was an absolute Tolkienphile. So yeah, he could have played Gandolf like a beast.

    • @urmoneylol
      @urmoneylol 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      um… actually he played saruman 🤓

  • @gabrielpost7743
    @gabrielpost7743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I think driving a stake through anything's heart will kill it.

  • @legoworld246
    @legoworld246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    3:50 "Nothing we can say or do can bring Karen back"
    Have you tried using a manager as an offering?

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your joke is great. I also wanted to point out, that *she's a werewolf!!* _They_ don't know she's going to be brought back, but still...

    • @aqua_teen_hunger_force6810
      @aqua_teen_hunger_force6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your comment deserves an award

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnt.campbell316 hey man if you wanted to know what thing are funny in this "review" is that JonTron puts funny violin and changes the VHS into Hindenburg accident, ISIS, and Star Wars at around 9:09-9:15....xD..sorry for late replying ;-)

    • @remarkable4478
      @remarkable4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you Jontron from a different dimension known as Johntron?

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sir are the king of reddit for today

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    The "Mr. Lee, look out, there's a skeleton behind you" bit is hilarious and deserves more love.

    • @herbswerve9654
      @herbswerve9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ya

    • @_i_e_g_9393
      @_i_e_g_9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please at first I thought he was talking about him

    • @jessehammond9710
      @jessehammond9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just gave this comment its 664th like..just 2 more to go

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was his mate Peter Cushing.

    • @Pookeroni
      @Pookeroni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That part of the video played immediately as I began reading this comment. Beautiful.

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The several other guys appearing around Jon's furniture as the woman started to strip on screen was fucking hysterical

  • @williamhowells806
    @williamhowells806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this film is actually watchable because of how amazing of an actor Christopher Lee was. a true legend

  • @georgekern7334
    @georgekern7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    "Just a couple of us guys around here, nothing strange" his comedy is so on point, its unreal

    • @Subject-36
      @Subject-36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      **threatening fly zipping**

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Timestamp?

    • @dylankapp2487
      @dylankapp2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sir Rivet 7:00

  • @samuelmarron5875
    @samuelmarron5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    Returning to this video for the 100th time:
    SO WE MEET AGAIN

    • @Namibal204
      @Namibal204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      its because of the tits isn't it

    • @lemon-jq7xw
      @lemon-jq7xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Namibal204 *applies cream* "everyones got their reason"

    • @_lucas_2066
      @_lucas_2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god

    • @expunkstep7226
      @expunkstep7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For the last time...

    • @DDLAFFEY724
      @DDLAFFEY724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      100th time you gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:44 gets me every time...
    "Pawty tyme! Aghwoohoo"
    "Couldn't have said that better myself."

  • @BlueBerry-tf7vj
    @BlueBerry-tf7vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:53
    priest: "nothing we can can do will bring Karen back"
    Ever manger alive: Thank god

  • @MrJmanjj
    @MrJmanjj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    "Probably shouldn't have left that on while I was gone" *Still doesn't shut it off*

  • @customwweguy9004
    @customwweguy9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    When you realize Christopher lee went to kill the were wolf and didn't hire a bounty hunter.
    "Dooku, for once you actually came to do your own dirty work."

    • @thewacky1558
      @thewacky1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      "Some things are just that important...." *ignites lightsaber*

    • @abjectfailure4256
      @abjectfailure4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@thewacky1558 I've been looking foward to this

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He hired a bounty Hunter to hire a bounty Hunter that sent a robot that sent a worm to kill princess amadala

    • @danrib4048
      @danrib4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@l0u13__3 cosmonaut quickie!

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l0u13__3 Bravo Lucas

  • @ethan7664
    @ethan7664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is probably one of my favorite jontron videos ever, and I always find myself rewatching it every now and then

  • @GreentextFeverDreams
    @GreentextFeverDreams ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:45 not an Australian with a concussion, just Jimmy Nail being Jimmy Nail

  • @vivus5245
    @vivus5245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    People talk about how infrequently Jon uploads, but the wait is what makes the videos special.

    • @mutecase5012
      @mutecase5012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      very tru

    • @skrullnix
      @skrullnix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How i feel when i see a new video in my sub box is almost as good as how watching a video feels.

    • @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx
      @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rafeeq SO TRUUUE

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It doesn't bother me that he takes long to upload because every video is 20+ minutes filled to the brim with quality content jokes and skits.

    • @julianspence6880
      @julianspence6880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fuck that shit I want more jontron

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    I'm surprised Jon didn't mention that the first 'Howling' is actually a decent film, and that there are EIGHT of them in total, with the 8th one being released in 2011.
    That being said, this was once again a fantastic video, the production value of JonTron episodes just gets higher and higher, and the comedic timing is always impeccable, great work, Jon.

    • @NickOwens
      @NickOwens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Also, 'Phantom Menace' is the worst Star Wars.

    • @SuperAngryPacman
      @SuperAngryPacman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Attack of the Clones is much worse.

    • @caswellweird
      @caswellweird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      120percentNick i don't get how you guys find it funny. this humor is so forced.
      the intro bits like with the clown are funny. but just having him react to bits in a movie is near cringey. when something deserves a reaction then it can be funny, but this is just a drunk history recap of a movie without the intoxication.

    • @SUNRISE.ONTHEROAD
      @SUNRISE.ONTHEROAD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Tackson Caswell it's his personality man, he's entertaining

    • @quoteraven7407
      @quoteraven7407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      the first Howling is fantastic, but, of course is directed by Joe Dante not by some casual dude

  • @RandomAticsJR
    @RandomAticsJR ปีที่แล้ว +5

    JonTron has 6.66 million subscribers, I refuse to believe it's a coincidence that I saw those three numbers together.

  • @omahatravis8928
    @omahatravis8928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    ThiS WoOman WaZ HeEt Bi A KaAr, We MuSt geT HeR tO a DoCToR QuiCkLY

  • @ulisesgomez910
    @ulisesgomez910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    alright guys, see you next summer!

    • @Miztacole
      @Miztacole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      bye

    • @ulisesgomez910
      @ulisesgomez910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I Do Ninja *say that again say it to my fuckin face*

    • @Miztacole
      @Miztacole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ulises gomez (walks closer) ahem...bye

    • @AvivRaphael
      @AvivRaphael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yayaya

    • @slayz1140
      @slayz1140 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bye

  • @Froakadoke
    @Froakadoke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    oh boy it's this year's jontron episode

    • @SQZ02
      @SQZ02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      this comment made my day

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And this video made a year!
      Everyone's happy.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh boy if you're wrong and that joke is overused XD
      - watches his actual channel, sees the date on the video before this one XD -

    • @emmafr1edman
      @emmafr1edman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Froakadoke see you all next year for the next jontron!

    • @tacticaltiger6539
      @tacticaltiger6539 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TNT0220 14

  • @anaceautistic9447
    @anaceautistic9447 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “We’re going to Transylvania”
    *shows a famous Czech Landmark*
    Like, you can film in a different country but then don’t show the Eiffel Tower if it takes place in Germany 😂

  • @duncaneigg8819
    @duncaneigg8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    2:40 Ah a simpler time, when Attack of The Clones was still the worst Star Wars movie.

  • @e77iott53
    @e77iott53 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    has jon lost weight? he's looking good

    • @anthonydixon4429
      @anthonydixon4429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Working out for that EZ Money

    • @tinita1919
      @tinita1919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      my pussy is on fire

    • @ziptie3229
      @ziptie3229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eema kazi I thought that too

    • @ABCDEF-sc9uo
      @ABCDEF-sc9uo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His head's too big.

    • @kalicula7718
      @kalicula7718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      So the cheeseckake pizzas really are in the past...

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    7:00 gotta admit, this grease remake looks promising

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      “Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?”
      “Hold it!”
      (Confused Zipping)

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, I don't think Jon got the rape insinuation that the zipper thing was.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Soulraven2735 I mean it was kinda implied in the og scene.

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more like the Outsiders remake

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're thinking of _West Side Story._

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:42 I do love the intro to this one, especially the city line something or other shot. Mans is lookin’ slick too.

  • @definitelynotakgbagent6612
    @definitelynotakgbagent6612 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    +15 style points for using a Luger to kill a clown

  • @wanderinghobo4917
    @wanderinghobo4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Holy shit, Christopher lee is gold. This is his best performance. "so you have chosen death." And "twice the pride, double the fall" move over, his best line is now "she is a werewolf"

    • @justanormalweeb204
      @justanormalweeb204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The howling 2 was flimed in a live studio audience

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its actually "so you have chosen the way of pain" death is just from the meme. Always annoyed me.

  • @cracno1125
    @cracno1125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Stirba: we meet again...
    Christopher: for the last time...
    *Christopher wips out light saber*

  • @alexwieland-ducher8792
    @alexwieland-ducher8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "From the worst Star Wars movie........" "That one didn't age quite so well." Got to love that pre-TLJ optimism.

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's TLJ?

    • @alexwieland-ducher8792
      @alexwieland-ducher8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tausiftaha12 The Last Jedi

    • @TheSmashingLad
      @TheSmashingLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eh, RoS is worse

    • @alexwieland-ducher8792
      @alexwieland-ducher8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSmashingLad Is it? I haven't seen it, I was put off by TLJ and when the reviews came in I had absolutely no reason to see it.

    • @vedbergsmagic3217
      @vedbergsmagic3217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexwieland-ducher8792 its way worse

  • @austinmilne1263
    @austinmilne1263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That clown bit at the start is actually really funny to me for whatever reason, can't help but laugh seeing it

  • @thotpatrol1342
    @thotpatrol1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I don’t think Jon gets enough credit for his cinematography

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    16:04 All jokes aside, you guys did a phenomenal job of recreating that bathroom. That's a lot of effort to go to for one joke, and it's appreciated.

  • @creamy-dz4vx
    @creamy-dz4vx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Today is officially when it starts getting chilly where I am from.
    TIME TO REWATCH ALL OF MY COMFORT HALLOWEEN CONTENT!

  • @SneezyAnus1995
    @SneezyAnus1995 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gid thst pixel art still holds up 6 years later we love ya John

  • @camolotthe42
    @camolotthe42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "A dagger, forged from titanium."
    Bullshit for so many metallurgic and smithing reasons I don't even

    • @TKDLION
      @TKDLION 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Since when is titanium associated with werewolves anyway?

    • @rondremolo5052
      @rondremolo5052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      soooo...you can't forge a titanium dagger? :(

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was hoping they would dub that part "... forged in Mordor".

    • @Rob-uj5qc
      @Rob-uj5qc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why I'm not very good with metals

    • @APreownedHobo
      @APreownedHobo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can get titanium daggers tho, they would make pretty good stabbing daggers like the were in the movie, as titanium alloys can have great tensile strength, tho not as much shear strength
      even a dagger from pure titanium would have enough tensile strength to act as a dagger

  • @jaceyking5015
    @jaceyking5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    18:19 Well _allegedly_ Christopher Lee actually met Professor Tolkien, and Tolkien told him that if they ever did eventually make a movie of his books, he gave him permission to play Gandalf.

    • @uncomfortablecat
      @uncomfortablecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Source?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Uncomfortable Cat he said allegedly, meaning “hey, don’t take this completely seriously, i heard it at the pub or some sh*t.”

    • @uncomfortablecat
      @uncomfortablecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cardboardhawks6783 LeL
      Thanks.

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Another fun fact : Christopher Lee witnessed the last public execution in France

    • @PiePierrot
      @PiePierrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dang, if that's true that's pretty interesting. At the same time I kinda prefer him as Saruman lol, he's really good at playing antagonists. Besides I liked McKellen as Gandalf, he did a good job. Still that's super cool if Lee really did meet Tolkien.

  • @charliemason2000
    @charliemason2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:33 It was for warmth

  • @agh.abolfazl204
    @agh.abolfazl204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i watch this every holloween

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    that awkward moment when Christopher Lee looked younger in movies DECADES after this one.

    • @MrTuco40
      @MrTuco40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      David Spring I thought the same thing. he looks much younger in gremlins 2 which was several years after this one.

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrTuco40 and in LotR and Star Wars episode 2.

    • @tombrearley-smith5777
      @tombrearley-smith5777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nanomachines, son.

    • @imaginaryboy2000
      @imaginaryboy2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Spring pauety tyme

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make up and CGI

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    14:58 two people who have no concept of what a hug is, attempt it after a demonstration from the worlds worst mime.

    • @mrslick8686
      @mrslick8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol wtf even was that?

    • @bb-ih9hg
      @bb-ih9hg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That hug was as bad as the sex scene in American Werewolf in London

  • @028Roan
    @028Roan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:46
    >"I know that she is a werewolf."
    >Refuses to elaborate further
    >Leaves
    Absolute legend

  • @patrickd.397
    @patrickd.397 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:01 the guy in the back looks like when your custom character shows up in a cutscene

  • @lloyddutchsmiley1147
    @lloyddutchsmiley1147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I think watching Jon shoot a clown with a Luger is one of the most random things I have seen.

    • @teddysesh
      @teddysesh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha right. I love how he took off the glove to shoot him, real g shit right there XD

    • @KnoxCarbon
      @KnoxCarbon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right, because THAT'S the most random thing Jon's done.

    • @mikesloan3924
      @mikesloan3924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It made me so happy that it was a Luger. Literally of all possibly pistols, just solid gold choice for the randomness of the casual clown shooting.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which is saying a lot. He broke Mjolnir over Nightshade: The Claws of Ech! and then burned in the sun.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mike Sloan Same. XD

  • @Jaydethepirate
    @Jaydethepirate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Jon is pulling a Josh Peck on us.

    • @MrCrazyToad
      @MrCrazyToad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, -that random wookie- Chewbacca did say he looked like a fat Josh Peck.

    • @hikawagetsbitches
      @hikawagetsbitches 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaydethepirate
      😂

    • @jessijay16
      @jessijay16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, almost like Jon is Josh's brother from another mother.

    • @AvivRaphael
      @AvivRaphael 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg hahaha he is jewish

    • @bladekurayami6238
      @bladekurayami6238 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Battle Skeleton

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not a week goes by where I don't picture the zipper tweeking scene complete with the "Just a couples of us guyssss nothing weird goin on" dialogue. It is my curse

  • @TheLazyMan94
    @TheLazyMan94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Shouldn't I have been Gandalf?"
    Yes... Even Tolkien gave him his blessing to do so.

  • @xBrakit
    @xBrakit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    10:47
    how is no one else talking about this god-tier use of adult link scream
    this shit kills me

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because that's the actual actor's scream. That's not Link.

    • @Lizzieaftermidnight
      @Lizzieaftermidnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SomeKindaSpy really

    • @endalore9640
      @endalore9640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That so sounds like adult link 🤔

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always love a good use of Link screaming. There's something pure about it

    • @kenwynnelson6340
      @kenwynnelson6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lizzieaftermidnight it's the adult link scream.

  • @Theladywiththeblackdress
    @Theladywiththeblackdress 7 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Jenny is captured against her will"
    Oppose to being captured at your will?

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I sometimes get captured by an app service I joined. 5 stars.

    • @Grimgolde
      @Grimgolde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well, you see, she was writing her will (because of all these fucking werewolves everywhere) and fell asleep on top it, and then they captured her. The End

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Oh, now I get it!
      I don't get it."

    • @andrewwilson5788
      @andrewwilson5788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Alcendence Yeah, haven't you ever tried bdsm? Perfect example of a willing capture.

    • @ScreamingBeast
      @ScreamingBeast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aka "consensual rape"

  • @curtisblackthorne
    @curtisblackthorne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Being a game designer who started on sprite animation well done the intro was brilliant it flowed nicely

  • @Jacksonmoonstar1714
    @Jacksonmoonstar1714 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The guys all leaning in then cheering 😂😂😂😂 I’m wheezing bro

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    -Nice costume, kid
    *Kid has mild stroke and leaves*

    • @IsaArts2930
      @IsaArts2930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Strange lookin' child.."

    • @gannonschlader
      @gannonschlader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MY CHILD? BUT I HAVE NO CHILD!

    • @davidturbo8566
      @davidturbo8566 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird beyond weird

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHT I HAEV NO CHAILD

  • @the54car
    @the54car 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Why the hell are we complaining about Jon reviewing movies now? Who cares what the subject is? I mean regardless of the source material he makes all of his videos pretty much exactly the same. Make comments about the source while showing relevant footage, does some live action comedy bits here and there, some nice visual edits, and that's pretty much his formula whether he's doing games or movies. The man's passion is movies not games, so if he wants to do movie reviews IN THE EXACT SAME FORMAT HE DOES GAME REVIEWS just fucking let him! He works for months at a time and puts a lot of money and effort into entertaining you people, the least you could do is stop looking for shit to bitch about.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ikr Birdemic is one of my fav JonTrons. Game or movie I don't really care. I think people are just upset because JonTron videos are so few and far between now and we just get movies.

    • @the54car
      @the54car 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CountdownSmiles Well either we wait a couple months or we get a lack luster video in a few weeks. We shouldn't be bossing him around like that it's his channel not ours.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% agree, the production quality is great, I wasn't complaining. I was just saying some JonTron fans would prefer a videogame review, these videos take a long time and I think they would probably say a game review would have a better payoff compared to another movie review.

    • @alyanmeraj
      @alyanmeraj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT'S JANTRAN PEOPLE

    • @ranmore30
      @ranmore30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would prefer him to do games, that's why I subscribed years ago, am I not allowed to express an opinion?

  • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647
    @adenosine2electricboogaloo647 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Could it be?!
    The only Christopher Lee-containing movie where his character doesn't die?!

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:10 why does that scene seem like it wasn't even part of the movie like one of his asshole friends just threw a glass bottle at him off camera and that was his legitimate reaction lol

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    6:21 I'm just laughing at Jontron getting hit by three glass bottles in slow-mo.

    • @jondoe272
      @jondoe272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      While ode to joy plays.

    • @theultrakid6715
      @theultrakid6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "I'm not gonna lie that actually fucking hurt."

    • @RyanLeanardoe
      @RyanLeanardoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theultrakid6715 That's not even what he said lmao

    • @grantmejia1160
      @grantmejia1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that second bottle seemed like it annihilated him, I'm dying lol

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RyanLeanardoe not even close hahaha

  • @momo_u
    @momo_u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "When the farmers start knocking off the chickens, we start knocking off the farmers" is this the chicken run sequel i've been waiting for all my life?

    • @jakesmiley4745
      @jakesmiley4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I think he meant to say "varmints," but everyone gargles lines in this movie.

    • @aceventurasspear22
      @aceventurasspear22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@jakesmiley4745
      I hope he said 'varmints' because as a former farmer I can see that you don't shoot someone for killing a couple of your chickens.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AceVenturas Spear I WOULD

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow everyone here let their self-righteous nature ruin a perfectly good comment. You know what Chicken Run is and what its about right? So whats all the fuss about in the comments?!

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ritesh Gorkhail Um, what fuss? The only one here who sounds angry is you, man.

  • @calebschultz9935
    @calebschultz9935 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The part where he shot that clown was the best moment in my life. 😂

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    14:10 I still can't get over them showing the Astronomical Clock... which is a famous clocktower in Prague.
    They not only didn't hide that they didn't film in Romania, they highlighted it!

  • @bluefacebaby6787
    @bluefacebaby6787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Jon is becoming scarce 2.0 when he steps out from behind that tombstone

    • @cyborghyena
      @cyborghyena 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If only he would double upload.

    • @sleepy_jean
      @sleepy_jean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scarce is fat. Jon is thin now.

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god

    • @classymarowak7001
      @classymarowak7001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How's it going everybody, scarce here.. uhh..
      I am indeed confirmed a wolfpire that lives in a tree.

  • @superlukey3
    @superlukey3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Fun fact: The looped stripping was the result of one of the editors fucking around, and somehow everyone got on board with the idea - except the actress. She agreed to the looping, assuming they would do it two or three times, but was mortified when she found out they looped 17.

    • @gdadder
      @gdadder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Discord Kantus where did you hear this?

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can say anything these days and just say "Fun fact" to make it sound legit. Fun Fact: Hitler was a HUGE fan of My Little Pony.

    • @pop-tartdepression393
      @pop-tartdepression393 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Discord Kantus you've won at life when you know random Howler 2 facts

    • @randallsage2
      @randallsage2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She should've been more terrified of taking part in this trainwreck of a movie.

    • @superlukey3
      @superlukey3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Griffin Patrick There's a book (and a fantastic one, at that) called Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies, detailing a film critic spending a full year watching the worst movies imaginable to find the pinnacle of awfulness. It includes a lot of interesting trivia as well, including that fact. I knew this movie sounded familiar, and the 17-looped stripping confirmed that it was discussed in that book.
      www.goodreads.com/book/show/7208029-showgirls-teen-wolves-and-astro-zombies
      Here's the book on Goodreads, to prove I'm not bullshitting.

  • @-.__328
    @-.__328 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best movie ever best director is jhontron

  • @caiorezei
    @caiorezei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >Gargoyle stares straight into Jon's soul
    >Jon: "Heihawydoin'?"

  • @SonicKrystal
    @SonicKrystal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    LMFAO that zipper part killed me 😂😂😂

    • @calebfields9529
      @calebfields9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SonicKrystal I"

    • @NotMikeStoklasa
      @NotMikeStoklasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How did you type and send that

    • @calebfields9529
      @calebfields9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My iPad fucked up

    • @calebg2923
      @calebg2923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I literally cried 😂

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SonicKrystal that was great. xD

  • @woodburn9539
    @woodburn9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Each time Jontron uploads. 20 new forum weapons are born.

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EpicHeracross is epic. Also, heracross.

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *claps*

    • @officialgoosestudios7151
      @officialgoosestudios7151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EpicHeracross
      This comment is so fucking true. And it kills me that i was not intelligent to say this first.

    • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
      @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Each time JonTron uploads, Buckethead releases 50 albums.

    • @itspizzabox
      @itspizzabox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EpicHeracross cewl

  • @NOITY35
    @NOITY35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just really enjoy imagining that Jon carries a Luger for putting down clowns.

  • @jasperbonez2547
    @jasperbonez2547 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jon and the boys doing the zipper bit is so good.