Old People Got Weird Products - JonTron
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He's like that drunk deadbeat dad that only shows up 2-3 times a year but the kids are still so happy to see him.
Love that kind of dude
Yeah
drunk deadbeat lol
HAHAHAHA
It scares me how accurate that is
being a JonTron fan is a constant mix of forgetting he exists, binging his old videos, and then getting extremely excited when he uploads
Ikr
Why is this so accurate?
Damn so accurate
You have it down to a tee
Yeah, pretty much, and his videos are so re-watchable.
I wanted to laugh, but that grandma dancing with the robot was so sad and dystopic that i wanted to cry
Same. Its just sad
n also friday 13th
Nah don't worry about her. Old people got all the money. They can dance with whoever/whatever they want.
You young people should start thinking of yourselves😉 You people got jack shit.
Also, she's an actor gettin' paid. The chances that she is a genuine lonely client of this ridiculous company is nil to bubkus.
@@aarondavis8943 I would like to know that may old people who that have so much money, with all the costs of end of life, like a caretaker, nursing house, medical and drugs expenses...
And she may even be a doctor, but trust me, this is way more frequent than we with our comfortable lifes would like to imagine, specially with the pandemic and the ever expanding generational gap
There's a y in dystopic, by the way.
Robot- "have you taken your meds"
Granny on half a bottle percocet- "I like your thinking toaster"
😂😂😂😂
At this stage, Jon's uploading schedule feels like an annual event that people wait for all year long and come to celebrate when he finally uploads.
I can't wait till the 2022 JonTron episode :D
😭
like vsauce
It's like christmas
Yes
Sometimes I feel like jontron videos are just unlockables “you’ve survived this long you’ve unlocked a new jontron video”
you might be right
Oh, now that keeps me going...
At this point they pretty much are
Damn so this might be the last jontron video I see
Ugh... How long has it been? JonTron, is it really you? Finally, I can keep on Livin...
I am 65 and laughed my old-ass ass off. Thanks for that.
Then you bought all these products.
You are awesome, Cindy! You sound super hip.
@@ryanhernandez8324Thank you. Laughing well is a sport I enjoy very much and having a place to do that is fabulous.
@@cindymcoldiron we love you Cindy. You're spot on.
@@LordTalax Actually the Korean products were a little out of my reach but please let me know how they worked for you. Thanks
When Grandma said "well hes someone to talk to" i genuinely felt awful lmao
JonTron is an enigma. He appears and then vanishes before our eyes, leaving behind a trail of well-crafted videos.
They are some of the best quality and produced videos I’ve seen
I agree
He left us when we needed him the most, the year of Covid-19.
He’s the living embodiment of “Quality over Quantity”
@@ColderWells and then he posts a 10/10 video a month for a year then leaves again
"Korea is one of the fastest aging countries in the world"
"In korea, every 60 seconds, 2 and a half minutes passes"
The way I've heard it was "Korea is one of the fastest Asian country"
Sufice to say, I lold
„Anakin, when I was was your age, i was already 40 years old“ Obi Wan
"It's time to grow up Kim Jong"
"But mom I'm only five"
"You need to get a job and pay taxes your father and I are already in wheel chairs"
Imagine if Grandma fell down the stairs and when she calls out to Rudy for help he just slowly approaches her and says "Remember to take your morning medication"
"That's what happens when you don't take your morning medication, Susan"
@@Gabi-vt4ex "You will pay the ultimate price now Susan.
Hold still, I will reach inside your throat and choke you to death, as I put the medication inside.
Don't tell a soul.
REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION."
...
"SUSAN, WAKE UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICATION."
...
"She's been neutralized, master. I will inform her family of her death."
@@Gabi-vt4ex You’ll never forget your morning medication again, Susan.
And then Rudy goes on to fall down the stairs landing on top of her
@@nugsymalone1247 hardest ive laughed at a comment in a while, the funniest part is this is 100% a possibility
14:05 "What crimes must I commit today in your name, Master?"
I fu*kin lost it there !
I’m convinced Jon just gets real jobs, realizes it sucks, and then goes back to youtube once a year, and then has to pay bills so the cycle starts again
Or, he's making enough 💰 from every video that he doesn't have to work for another 6 months
@@fantasianB making enough money from a youtube video to live almost a year on?
“Alright, I think this has been a long enough stint as a tree surgeon, back to TH-cam”
The video is 12 hrs old as of now and has 1.2 million views already. He makes bank off the views and whoever sponsors his video
@@Jargas101 I don’t think you realize how little money people make off of content these days. Honestly I’d be surprised if anything he’s made is still monetized
“You smiled didn’t you”
*smiles*
“You make me sick”
*feels attacked*
I am just starved for jontron vids
@@DyslexicMitochondria Your username made me click on ur profile. Your channeI is soooo underrated dude
@@sterlingarcher8041 oh wow, very true. Literally interrupted this video to watch the empty nail one. I like it a lot!
Suffer! Suffer By me Smile!
If you uranium in a tube and then put it on your face would you get
URANIUM FEVER
9:45 This legitimately looks like an analogue horror just before the crazy edits of a burnt-off face and agonised screaming
analogue horror fans when they see something made in the past
I will say, my Grandparents have that walk in tub, and that shit is so fucking awesome, its like a spa each time you enter that thing.
I've wanted that thing ever since I was a little kid.
Lucky, my grandparents only have the comfort wipe.
i stg i want to open that door after filling it with water and watch the catastrophe
It seems like Steven Seagul decided to release Jon from his impenetrable bunker
*seagal
@@skeletalmixer1019 *seagull
dont correct him it just makes it funnier
yeah
@@skeletalmixer1019 no seagull
‘I won’t just randomly disappear for a year’. Thanks for classing it up and making it 240 odd days instead
I’m glad you counted
@@blakejudkins7497 literally says 248 days at the beginning
@@therealpotsmoan593 268
I'm a monkey of diath
Jontron: (pulls out vhs tape) "Now that's professionalism."
Me, a 90's kid: "He DiDn'T rEwInD iT!!!!!!"
10:08 imagine a child/grandchild enters the room seeing his mom/grandmother like that.
The therapy needed would probably last so long that he will be a senior when he's recovered
Jon is basically your estranged relative finally calling you back but only because it's your birthday.
It’s your birthday?
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Uncle! I haven’t seen heard from you for 6-10 months!
9 years later...
"Hey everyone im back!"
*everyone is dead*
MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Queen Elizabeth and Jontron will bury us!
Crazy how there's possibility that some of jon fans had died since his last upload before this
@@tobubiify covid...
but he will be the same age
Imagine suffering from a stroke on the floor and then your robot helper comes in and just says "remember to take your medicine at 5pm today, Lisa" and then waddles back.
“Look at the shape of my strange body” is a great sentence.
He's like a dad who actually comes back from the store, gives you a banger gift, and bounces again for another year.
lmao )':
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear leo
@@AxxLAfriku your youtube commenting habits are the strangest pattern I think I've ever seen.
THIS IS SO SPOT ON THAT IT HURTS--
Guess nobody told mine he was supposed to rerurn after the 2nd store trip.
Imagine being 70 and a robot lurches towards you from a dark corner of the room and tells you to take your medication
Sounds like my inevitable future if the city doesn't explode before then.
I feel like you know something about this and you’re just being facetious.
worst case scenario: granny gets a heartattack
Immediately reminded of the Working Joes from Alien: Isolation.
"You're being hysterical."
Lmfao
16:45 looks like the percussionist is playing his own balls
10:43 "Put it on" Always kills me😂
As a ten-year-long fan of JonTron, this man takes so many 6-12 month hiatuses that I barely even notice it anymore.
Wise words from Daddy Dumbsville
Quality over quantity
Where you from dumbsville
I’ve been bingeing your videos all week
Same
Real talk, imagine how terrifying Rudy would be for dementia patients. Some dude struggling to remember anything past 1964 looks up and sees a plastic golem slowly edging towards them.
Just imagine it at night.
The senior gets up to do a quick bathroom break, Suddenly! From out of the shadows this tiny intruder slowly and silently creeps forth! An inhuman metallic voice confronts you in the dark and demands that you take your medication.
Everywhere at the end of time but syfy
Then the patient uses their cane skills and decks Rudy.
@@scoutszewc8989 Robot go *CRACK*
@@DepravedMorgath
"did you sleep well?"
*" n o "*
10:13 - Most commonly asked question: "Are you my mummy?"
honestly just drawing a messy smiley face on the robot with some permanent marker would be charming and cute, instead they printed on the face of someone who exclusively eats human kidneys
Props to Jon for forgetting to water the plants for a full fucking year and turning it into a joke. Absolute legend.
Fake
@@misterturkturkle No U
Explains why the hiatus was so long
I just love how no matter how long his disappearances are, he always comes back with the same energy
and we forgive him because its great content
He gets cryogenically frozen between episodes
Like he can be gone for 3 years and acts like when your favorite character is a smash character
8 fucking months
Couldn't agree more. He always comes back with the same vibes- nd' I love it
The room tone on that mask video deserves a featured extra credit
I love the uranium in the tube bit so much, it's so suspicious but its also a really solid argument
Edit: 10:32
The one thing this channel has taught me over 10 years is patience
But has it also taught you that you can saw a boat in half and repair it using only Flex Tape?
Laughs in “Mind of Freeman.”
Yeah, my friend and I were wondering what happened to him literally actually going through old Jon videos the past week and I told him Jon will be back, he always comes back, Jon only makes content worth making. Sure enough, today out of the blue Jon is back! I knew it, and thanks for another video worth waiting for.
You can't rush quality content.
JonTron is like a travelling wizard. We don't know when he'll be back, we don't know how long he's here for, and we can't wait to see him again. And we're not entirely certain he's not hiding under a bridge having a nananananap.
His our TH-cam Gandalf
more like were not sure if he hides his wizard outfit under the bridge where he lives and goes out into the common places without us even knowing
I can hear his moniker now... jontron the plaid lol
So he’s f*cking Jondolf the Weird?
A wizard arrives percisely when he means to
After over 2 years, I've finally figured out what the hell the face mask thing reminds me of:
That shit looks like a damn SAW trap. I'm already imagining the crazy fucking scenario now.
"You've been too obsessed with beauty, you've forgotten to appreciate your natural self. *Something, something, appreciate life, or whatever*
Jon twerking that ridiculously-sized fake butt was one of the most interesting thing I have ever seen in my life and has brought me so much laughter. I’ve watched this video at least 15 times and I swear every time it gets to the fake badonka-donk twerking, I cry from laughter. Beautiful *mwah*
“Rudy help me! I’ve fallen!”
*whirrrrrrrr
*have I reached you? Do not forget to take your evening medicine, Martha*
More tea Wesley?
“Help me Rudy, I’m having a heart attack!”
*Rudy rolls over*
“Remember to take your morning medication”
recent reports say that heart attack rates have gone down to 0%. all caused by a robot named rudy. here we have an actual client to tell us what its like
"rudy just told me to take my medicine and my heart attack was cured cause i had to go walk to my medicine to take it."
@@redbloxx3487 I was half expecting to read “here we have an actual client to tel us what it’s like”
*camera pans over to a dead body lying on the floor*
@@ryanthomas9633 They both work and have the same end result.
“Rudy help me!”
*Rudy puts out arms*
“Hold still.”
*Chokes them*
The midi had me in tears 😂
came back to binge Jon again like always, and I died laughing at the Cane-fu shiit again, just as much as the first time. I literally had a wheezing fit. Man the whole video is hysterical, but the cane-fu part fkng kills me every time. I wonder how many people have missed the gem at the end of the video, with the extra scene?
17:17 idk why, that black out was so sedden, that i thought my battery died... im on my computer, and with a second monitor...there was no reason to think that. ima sleep.
*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
_-Human Brain_
Now I've assured my place earning my people's trust
i am hurt -back
Dude, you've been posting this comment everywhere, are you just trying to prove something or get more subs? I'm curious
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@@dont2874 ok
"Skip the magnifying glass, slap an Acog scope on that bad boy"
God I missed Jontron
Just quote that for most siege players
But it's a red dot.
He’s like the Avatar
8:07 i love how he takes a moment to stop making fun of the product to make fun of the guy 😂
jontron is seriously the only channel on this site anymore that makes me consistently cackle with every video. quality content across the board, always has been.
Jon's like that one friend that suddenly doesn't reply to your message in like 8 months, but then out of nowhere he replies and carries on with the conversation like no time has passed.
Exactly
dont call me out like that
That's me
Except I have no friends
stop exposing me
@@Carpatouille i can be your friend if you want
"without honey this video wouldn't have been possible"
Shit if it weren't for Honey we'd have to wait at least 6 more months
bruh im dead, oint made
God Bless Honey
Nah, 8 at the VERY least!
@@wilddog73 Ik, I literally saw him on a Warpath ad
15:21 just noticed this, but the objective marker on the top of the screen is a nice touch
11:51 Hell, even Tobey Maguire is in it.
The only youtube personality who takes longer breaks than Congress and still has a million people click when he comes back.
That is so true pal!!!
What about @Fitz
Same, he always makes my day and I rewatch it even 10 years later
Avgn? I generally dont know.
Vsause pal
Steven Seagal was really putting his heart and soul into that bongo solo
jontron mastered the cane spinning tricks
I mean as much soul as Steven seagal can have
@@HighGuy69 I think it’s clear from his singing too that he has sold most of it
Probably to Master Sakamoto for his Karaté skillz
Steven Segal is cool
@@kon2175 ye you got a point
Imagine walking in on your family sitting in the living room with the mask on. That would be so freaky 😂
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Litteraly a magnet made from a wire that is spun into a coil. Wich heat's up the same as a "normal copper wire"
The rarity of JonTrons videos are why he never loses viewers. Since the craving is never satisfied
So then, he's the Beyonce of TH-cam?
@@lil_puddin huh 🤔 ya I guess
This is true haha he's got a lot of legendary videos, but he's got a LOT of competition when it comes to old people jokes
Because mike stoklasa was on fire for the osteoporosis dance video on BOTW, it's some of the funniest shit RLM ever did hahah
Now they're nothing but bones
@@lil_puddin weeell..
I mean, Beyonce is only widely loved because she doesn't reveal a single shred of personality, opinion or anything that would put off any potential fans so the most amount of people like her generic music and buy into her hype
She's just a blank slate people adore because shes so vanilla and detached from the smallfolk
But holy fuck though, these scams probably rake in the cash from poor clueless elderly, as much as telemarketers and evangelical scams
8 months after witness protection program he is able to come out of hiding from Steven Seagall
Sussy! 😳
LMAO 😂
I’ll find him
Long enough to make a baby and birth it
@@wardochurchfan9166 STEVEN PLEASE NO
14:10 he did the voooooooooooice. God, 9 years later, it's so good to hear it again
“Who’s scrunching toilet paper?”
Me: *Looks away in shame*
Bruhh same
Jontron is like that “good intentioned deadbeat dad” who always leaves but also comes back and tries to be father for a short time. But inevitably leaves again
Truth
yeah
OK that one hit close to home.
*tries
Jon is probably the only youtuber that can disappear for almost a year and come back without warning and his fanbase just accepts it
CoryxKenshin sorta.
We have been since 2010.
*Coryxkenshin waves while watching his sub count grow*
He hibernates that's why
what else would we do? not watch his videos?
When I'm feeling depressed, I know it's time for a JonTron binge.
Jon's comment on the K-pop video kinda predicted the Subway Surfers trend
JonTron is like Santa, drops by once a year, and gently nestles a gift in your youtube feed.
Then he eats all the cookies we had, drinks all the milk, takes the TV and jumps out the window he broke to get in.
I read santa as satin somehow
@@Vaguer_Weevil Then he gets back into his man cave.
This "gift" is on the return list.
@@Vaguer_Weevil yeah he just had to use a little bit of that Christmas magic
I like how jontron says "Im back from hiatus" like he has ever reguarly posted videos ever.
See you in 2023 Jon!
I was just thinking the same thing.
See him next year
yeah i hate that
Yeah for like 14 months he made a new video every month
I honestly lost it at the cain fu video with Jon edited in. He's one of the funniest guys I've ever seen.
8:17
this man truly knows humor he had me dying
*John is smart, he is warning us of these bad products that will be targeting us by the time he post his next video*
LOL
tru
*yes*
yes
@@MFrog406 u.īuĺ0pklloòpì88ì
Imagine you're on the ground approaching the end of your life because of some medical complication and your last memory is a robot crawling up to you and reminding you to take medication
Honestly I’d want that to be my last memory
Holy fuck man you made a horror plot.
Old Me: "Can't breath! Need my rebreather!"
Robot: *Slowly crawling on top of me* "CHEEKI BREEKY. Time to take your daily vodka bottle, comrade!"
Old Me: "F*ck!"
@@orinb8654 have you heard of I, Robot?
I'm just imagining some old man going into a rage as his heart monitor I creases as he screams over and over "YOU CAN BE REPLACED WITH A POST IT! A POST IT NOTE DAMN IT! A POST IT! A-a....a post I...." Before he dies.
Him folding the toilet paper was the most delicate thing I’ve ever seen
I had to pause this video partway through because I was laughing so hard. Crying. Had to regain composure. The Rejuvenique mask was what did it. The cane bit was brilliant.
That robot one is so sad. Could you imagine raising a family just to have them give you a robot so they won’t have to visit you or talk to you
I hate how actually upsetting that is to think about lmao holy hell
Definitely not including them in my will
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@@stevenjames9740 shut your pie hole, Steven. nobody wants your dip.
@@stevenjames9740 I kinda figured that's what "buying the dips" meant. Doesn't mean I'm buying what you're selling.
ngl I lost it at the cane fu skit
It's so well done 😂 like what was that man talking about lol
THE BONGOS
dude, same
i thought this man was nutting to anime while making this video then forgot to upload it
@@yadsewnde8699 I have no earthly idea, but it was relaxing white noise. Better than most ASMRs.
"HELP. IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP"
"Remember to take your morning medication."
JonTron mocking the toilet paper lady was pure gold. \m/
"oKaY, nOw YoU hAvE mY aTtEnTiOn" is gonna be a meme format
Capcom after they reveal Resident Evil Village
I thought the same thing
6:46
instant meme
Sure is
It already is.
Jon’s one of the only TH-camr’s to go on a super long hiatus, ghost everyone, and then come back months later and still have the same relevance he had months prior because we all come back to him like an abused housewife, unable to leave him because he’s just got that hold on us.
That’s was the most perfect combination of darkness and humor I’ve ever seen
I'd argue with you but you're right
Hahahaha
I wish Natalie Tran would do that ;_;
Goddamn this comment got dark quick😂
"How can old folks defend themselves? They're weak, and frail!"
Have I introduced you to my good friend Glock?
Well if they're too old and frail to whack anything I feel they would break their wrists from any amount of recoil
@@grodcoyote6635 go for low grain subsonic rounds then. With proper form old folk can fire a gun safely anyways.
There is actually such thing as a gun cane.
@@rayanderson5797 Not really, and they're still less useful than a fucking Glock
@@grodcoyote6635 False. Gun recoil is not that severe, especially 9mm
For Christmas, I wish you to be sponsored to make a video a week. Absolutely legendary channel!
Jontron is like your father that never came back from the store.
Except he actually comes back every once in a while and puts a smile on your face, then goes missing again soon after.
"I must go son, but I shall return."
Ha just like my actual dad. (cries inside)
He brought back the milk
Are you good bro ? 🤨
Except my dad got remarried and completely forgot about me
Yay
‘Where you see a loved one, Angela is seeing easy exploitation’ I fucking laughed so loud
Angela couldn't care less about your family
“Just put an ACOG scope on it” that’s hilarious and could probably could be used out of context.
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Is it just me or does Jon look and sound like that one friend you can never quite remember
i have gone trough a breakup, lost a close relative, had my house renovated, got a job and finished college all in the time jon went on a hiatus
Jesus, a lot can happen huh?
that's a lot
It's only been 8 months.
my dude are you okay?
You ok dude?
He's never really gone, He's planning masterpieces.
Quality over quantity, but it’s worth it every time
Classic Jon
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"No one's ever really gone"
"we're gonna be talking about old people. and their pain"
somewhere, Mike Stoklasa just doubled over in a hysterical fit of laughter.
Bruh, your Comfort Wipe skit is murder on laughter!
Jon actually invested money in a Comfort Wipe for a single six second visual gag. Let’s appreciate that, because the alternative is that he bought it to use.
why not both, use it for 6 secs right it off on taxes then keep it. for office or himself lol
Learn how to count.
@@forgot7en The great thing about jokes is that they're usually inaccurate or completely wrong. People with senses of humor can see past that easily.
At least, it aint a horse or a 7ft tall gnome
Or gamesto gme doge meme
"HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND I HAVE A COMPOUND FRACTURE!"
"Do you need help?"
"YES!"
"Don't forget to take your medication, Anthony :)"
M e d s
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.."
We do a little trolling
Oh thanks, my friend here was telling me I may need them... gary, GARY?!? WHERE DID GARY GO...
Dying will ease you pain Anthony ..
do you requiring more assistance Anthony ?
The comfort wipe clip always make me cry laughing. From "butter side down" all the way to the end
I love her first reaction to the IR speaker... lol ... "Oh yeah, you can hear the bad delay" ... lololol, just trashes it straight away.
Jon is like that one friend you only see once a year and wish you could see him more
True facts
I have a friend like that and it makes me sad
It’s like visiting family every holiday or something
@@Palomar23 This is a way better comment than mine
Therapist: "Thicc JonTron doesn't exist, he can't clap you to death."
Thicc JonTron: 8:21
A warrior's death
Looking through the comments before watching the video was perhaps a mistake...
@@Iqbual and a master of Kean fu
"We're never gonna be landing butter side down on the rim" ROFLLLLL😂😂😂😂😂
The voice over for the Comfort Wipe is straight out of Harvester.
6:45 "Ok, Now You Have My Attention."
*Let's all celebrate the newborn meme format, lads.*
That face kinda reminds me of markiplier since he does that a lot. And I will making soo many memes with this.
11:59 "Irreversible Damage"
Could also work as a replacement for "You fucking killed her, dude" or whatever that format was
Mmm yes
@@retrorebootmusic I like how he says it so perfectly lol.
Omg it's Elon musk
At this point Jonton hiatuses are just him trying to find the weirdest stuff on the internet
Nice name
Yes. And I love the wait
He should know by now we would watch him review anything.
It's not that hard to find anything this weird on the internet.
@@Babylauncher3000 I would watch him give commentary over games. Ngl. Maybe pair him with a newgrounds animator. Like Oney.
Damn that life sapping mask infomercial is like PEAK 90's. Everything from the audio quality to the spokeswoman.
Imagine walking into your grandma's house and seeing her with that mask on.