Survive A Hitman - EPIC HOW TO

Learn everything you need to know about how to survive a hitman!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Joe Bereta and Michael Rainey - / raineymichaelv
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore

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Move .

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How to survive anything:
BE A CAMERAMAN

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Unless you are in zombieland

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Actually in a Korean zombie movie the camera man dies to
So be the camera man of the CAMERAMAN

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Sans The skeleton ok but they'll attack you so how would you survive that?

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Hide

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How to survive being homeless, im gonna need this.

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That is something they should a how to on defo more likely to happen to someone than being killed by a hitman

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Carry a gun?

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with pepsi ofcourse

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Study?

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Ez just study

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You see
What you do is
Study
If that doesn’t work
Drop out and start investing in Delta airlines because their going broke right now

[@iamaidansmith7542]

Ok so you have a couple of options you could study a lot however this might not work because of memory you could also cheat this comes with the substanal risk of getting caught what your going to want to do is fake sick while you do this your buddy tells you all the questions on the test and you study those specific awnsers and put it back on the test

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How to survive anything:
BE THE MAIN CHARACTER

[@drengr7452]

That didn't work in starwars

[@idiotgoddess2114]

Or be a chinchilla. Chinchillas are so fluffy that they are pretty much godly beings (and somehow able to eat the universe according to my research. and by research I mean using google auto complete).

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Mortal Engines quartet. Final book.

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*Cough* *cough* Infinity War

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Be the Camera man or women....OR a very skilled bear

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how to defuse a bomb

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Matt: Rush B.

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I will make a video on it, but I will need you to supply me with the resources...

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Easily.

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well well well, what do we have here

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How to survive John Wick
You can’t

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Robert Mulligan precisely

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Become john wick...

[@braden4436]

just build lol

[@theresarayner5726]

He is the best hitman.
In the movie I mean.

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Elemental Gamer he is talking about the original movie John wick not the shitty fortnite version

[@songoku23592]

Let's give the animator the thumbs up! Good job and Keep it up!

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I miss the dolls from the older videos

[@TommytheroxTV]

Same, the dolls had more personality

[@darthmaul4870]

6:45👏

[@AndyMogren]

Thanks guys, it's a labor of love

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Tenecture

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how to survive a tsunami, earthquake or any natural disaster

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HazelCheetah 2 go to a country without any natural disasters

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Not a thing

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Finisterre Czech republic

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I’m in wales I can’t have tsunami

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HazelCheetah 2 not possible for tsunami

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691 hitman disliked

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Hitmen*

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Players*

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Merple Turple what?? Thats kinda sexist lol

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Actually 912

[@yuno9121]

5:25 an ice cream??

[@riekapotato]

You can stick it into their eye or something. Idk 😂

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A VERY sharp ice cream

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Ofc

[@harmansingh24]

Shove it into the mouth and he will choke

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Make them bite it, instant pain

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How to survive a hit man who watched this video

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lisa7525 gg no re

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lisa7525 become the hit man

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Dun dun ddduunnn

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don't piss people off?

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lisa7525 1,212,874 people watched this video

[@m0j0e97]

Next do how to be a hit man

[@ZarkWiffle]

Watch this video in reverse

[@chrisp.2852]

joseph bennett i think he already did

[@chyrt]

he already did

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

joseph bennett Hitman and bounty hunter is the same and they did it already

[@m0j0e97]

A hitman and bounty hunter are definitely not he same thing.

[@flyingsausage7123]

Some Benjamin Thompson got really freaked out there

[@benw7359]

Don’t have the last name Thompson but I was still intimidated

[@somethingofascientist58]

Flying Sausage my friends name is Benjamin Thompson

[@elijahpepe]

Instructions unclear, became the next elusive target in Hitman 2.

[@Vase94]

elijahpepe what did you learn?

[@somethingofascientist58]

Well your chances of survival went up from that

[@damlakayacan3911]

How do I know if there is a hitman hired to kill me?

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Damla Kayacan If he tried to kill u but failed.

[@eshwar6969]

you don't

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Damla Kayacan Well if someone hates you enough to hire a hitman on you, it should be pretty obvious.

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Damla Kayacan I

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EPIC HOW TO SURVIVE AN EARTHQUAKE

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watch EPIC HOW TO SURVIVE IN A DESERT and go to your nearest desert before the earthquake hits cuz no falling objects will harm you

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You guys need that rn

[@martincooper8559]

"Survive A Hitman", why does this video have 1,727,012 views? I thought I'm the only paranoid man out there.....

[@joellehkamo2826]

What is T-bag doing here?

[@furyroad1781]

Ikr prison break vibes here

[@zainjafar4254]

No one can survive Agent 47...

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Zain Jafar Batman, Big Boss, etc.

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Not even legend 27...

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Only TheLegend27 can stop Agent 47

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no one can survive agent 69

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Bryan Wheelock
Exactly.

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how to survive being homeless

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Levend Krüger stop sleeping in school,done

[@Doodlemationz]

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[@rorynator7567]

buy a house

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Levend Krüger buy a house

[@shaiRSN]

Easy, HOW THE F ARE YOU HOMELESS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[@v4ni114citi3s]

How to survive a hitman in one step:
1) DON'T CROSS PATHS WITH ONE!!!! -_-

[@Presidentscout]

Someone can place a hit on anyone, it isn’t a case of crossing his path, it’s you looking out the peep hole and getting a round of 45. ACP in you’re eye

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@@Presidentscout r/SuspiciouslySpecific

[@Kick_REAL]

You go to heaven God asks "who you're killed by" and you say "a Hitman who was a bear"

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How do you know

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How to break outta school

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Plz dont

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how does no one get the joke...

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Doge21Ninja i think u dont get the joke

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Eemeli Raki nu

[@phoneguy4257]

I remember in my old high school there was a fence all around the playground, except for a little spot covered in trees, in which I smuggled some wire cutters into school and cut the fence. Noone noticed until last year and my little brother came over to my house and said he found the hole and the note I left back there.

[@tubefloobTV]

47% of hitman cases were for...
KLONDIKE BAR

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Terrier TV WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

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How many for hitman got killed instead of killing the person?

[@nickq4398]

I did that yesterday and he had none... 😡

[@bishop2985]

😂

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“47%” I see what you did there.😏

[@doctoroder2949]

Agent 47 at 1:32

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Doctor ODer lol... relatable

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Only if he said 47 different Hitmen

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@@cartermelonio6994 He's right under the m in "hitmen"

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Nice.

[@xoulmannn]

You we got some Assassins like Aguilar there too

[@aspacenerdfromflorida1134]

Hey Andy, great job animating on this episode!

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How to be be a legal citizen in north Korea

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LOL

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hugorc 3 it has to be possibe

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step 1
don't

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hugorc 3 wow I respect you for trying or even thinking of being a citizen at #northkrean

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epic hiw to : survive freefalling out a plane

[@turtleborn]

bad hair day simple .. get a parachute

[@Requiemrexx]

bad hair day According to Mythbusters, you want to aim for marshy land or bushes to break your fall. Water is concrete at high velocity.
if you only have flat land below you, land butt first. Worst case scenario, you die. Best, you can't use your legs but hey you're alive.

[@nukefatty1525]

have a parachute= land in lake or open field
no parachute= you're screwed

[@obama9890]

Just imagine killing your hitman and then a random voice just says “Level Up”

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I miss these

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how to eat cereal without milk

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iNetro Freerunning Use nails.

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lel

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yogurt or water, or both =P

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iNetro Freerunning
Cereal without milk is better though

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iNetro Freerunning you can't

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How to escape a police chase

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StarKing15 be white.

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StarKing15 Don't be a criminal.

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I wished they made more of theses videos!! 😭

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Ive been looking for this so much since last year!

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Man I love your Epic How To's so much. I wish there was a new one every day, that would be perfection.

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The novice looks t bag from prison break

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It is

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103 subs without any Videos It does 😂

[@kuraes]

having Joe Bereta be the hitman that killed Joe Bereta is the most Joe Bereta thing i've seen

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You need the most legendary, unmatched, ultimate armor of all.
*_Plot armor_*

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Epic how to publish a book/become a novelist?

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Ryuji: Agreed.

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Yes

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Ryuji takes 500,000 USD to publish something. So become rich.

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I second this. I could actually really use this in the future!

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you can find how to do that with a simple google search

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How to defuse a bomb

[@Giganticfella]

Tomas och Malin Fp
(But chill it's for a class)

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My names Benjamin
Jk I do feel bad for anybody named Benjamin

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My name is Benjamin.

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Ben P sorry 😂

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Ben dover

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How to become a hitman?Ok I am joking

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Deadpool Fan you're on a watch list.

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Haha

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How to survive in a Roast

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Enmax GT Get some salt.

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Answer (if you’re in middle school): NO U

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Apply the aloe

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BOI GET SOME MILK!!!

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" no u "

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How to survive in the Desert

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Cro MaXor I like that idea

[@cromaxor630]

deathmeat :) thats awesome

[@Ms.Nightshade]

Survivorman (Les Stroud) can teach you just about everything you'd want to know about survival.

[@Brian-tn4cd]

That ending is still great, Andy did a good job on it

[@onelusciouslad7841]

Did they stop making these, I love these because its just Joe!

[@mmggbb4460]

Was the novice T Bag

[@Hanlb]

Mahadev Bibil looks like him but i never seen him using a shotgun. and i dont think he kills for money.

[@chikn4theWIN]

I saw that too

[@ryanryan6167]

Damn was just Gona write this... such a good series

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how to survive in friendzone?

[@nestoraquino-serrano7058]

They have a video titled "How To Find Love".

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PKZ LeeSSang You don't survive the friendzone, simple as that

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it doesn't exist your just delusional. move on and find someone else worth your time.

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PKZ LeeSSang I bet there's a story there

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Konrad Wireen i bet you watch jacksfilms

[@abigbear8617]

Thank you for including bears in this videos

[@gamerboy-vy3qw]

27 killings by 38 different hitmen
Me:wait...

[@darraghcorr2520]

Not all were successful.

[@handle9998]

Or a bear. A really really skilled bear

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how to become the flash

[@kage8485]

Conor Fox or the ghost rider

[@fairy_of_hell]

Be black

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someone is always watching you...
far away......
boo

[@the.abrahamlincoln]

Instructions unclear, John Wilkes Booth assassinated me.

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how to defuse bomb

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Joe Comeau play csgo

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*bomb has been planted*

[@hoboros302]

-Bomb Defused-

[@ugandanpride120]

Press F to lower the blast radius press A to get a Snickers bar

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how to stop a robbery

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Rorynator yes, because I have a convenient gun in my pocket

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Sam Gryffindor buy a gun then

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I want epic how to back now

[@kathleenbatzloff5637]

"it could be a very skilled bear", runs in terror

[@hanaabdelghani1137]

Am I the only one who can't get over how much he looks like Jensen Ackles

[@Sylverminx]

Hana Xx lol I see it too!

[@hanaabdelghani1137]

Rowan especially at the end. They look so similar

[@Andytlp]

no he looks like the devil guy from supernatural

[@seanallerdings8147]

you mean Mark Pellegrino.

[@Michelle-xq4je]

|-/

[@NeoN-qb8ld]

did you say 27 killings by 36 hitmen... weird how like 3 people killed one guy

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I love how you made the master class hitman look like 47 XD

[@andrewforsyth9337]

its episodes like these that don't teach you much but Joe and the animations just make them great.

[@SourceOfBeing]

How to survive in a video game/How to survive in a movie

[@clitcrusader4897]

be the main character

[@TripNBallsGaming]

Make sure you're written to be a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.

[@sethryan1397]

SourceOfBeing the only sci-fi film where no one dies is The Martian

[@FelonyArson]

Git Gud!

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don't be black or asian

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I love the there was a mystery machine (or hippie Van you schooby doo hater) in the background of 4:45 haha

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(1:11) In your analogy your example of pizza is the currency payed so it would not be the 'murder' as you put it but instead the actual amount of money payed

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How to become a millionaire

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Work work work

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Anthony Games read rich dad poor dad

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Anthony Games rob banks

[@Kujamon]

1:59 is that T-Bag from prison break? lol

[@english7211]

Kujamon yeah that's what I thought lol

[@JRima]

thats what i thought

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I luv ur animation in the kidnap vid

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I love these videos!

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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR

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Brìng ì dùññò

[@thetankkids9221]

yesssss !!

[@IndieTheArchivist]

how to survive being stuck on an escalator

[@eddy12745]

Great job on the animations, Andy! :)

[@AndyMogren]

Thanks dad!

[@mad_ozzy]

When he's said Benjamin Thompson I freaked out for q second lol

[@cookieman8971]

4:57 Wasted.

[@arthikumar4864]

How to hunt down ghosts or vampires????

[@darkpaul1uxgaming269]

Arthi Kumar there is no thing like vampire

[@fishywishyfishfisk]

Random Stuff Im still awake by early morning tho

[@helliox2487]

Why would you want to learn how to hunt down something you've never actually seen in your entire life (and possibly won't ever encounter)?

[@user-pd9ry9ic6l]

Arthi Kumar That would make a pretty horrible video considering vampires and ghosts don't exist.

[@detourfilms5156]

You should do "How to take down the mob" or "How to run the mob"

[@nosboiz9821]

Gregg N Friends you just have to use pokemon

[@legokingiscool]

1:59 LOL That's Robert Knepper (T Bag) from Prisonbreak

[@beanie4554]

I love how the first words spoken in the video is
“Hohah balls”

[@gottoasti6377]

How to be a navy seals

[@bigboi7306]

GotToast I *Navy Seal

[@vledolf1573]

Join navy seals, i guess

[@stopuneedsomehelp8334]

GotToast I Dress up as a seal and go into sea.

[@romeoanegroaie345]

i love when you post new ,,epic how to videos!"

[@princessmarlena1359]

The biggest pain in the ass for a Hitman is when they have to make it look like an accident or suicide.

[@relyk.mp4]

Thanks for giving these tips to a possible hitman that might be watching this vid

[@acediadekay3793]

Epic how to build a sick Raft from a shipwreck

[@damlakayacan3911]

How to know if a hitman was hired to kill you?

[@darkpaul1uxgaming269]

Damla Kayacan you can't

[@kage8485]

Damla Kayacan you will know when your on the ground chocking on your own blood

[@classicstormtrooper9590]

Kage 848 C H O K I N G

[@SomeRandomInternetNinja]

When you watch this video and you’re name is Benjamin Thompson

[@idiotgoddess2114]

I suggest one of these two ideas:
*How to survive a chinchilla eating the universe*
Or
*How to survive a velociraptor throwing bananas at you while you are doing homework.*

[@craigriches9561]

I recommend 'How to survive a Hitman' video last year!
:D

[@Marko-ty4cu]

Craig Riches like 1000 other people

[@Boxsteam]

How to survive being homeless?

[@tnhnoztel]

pay your taxes and that's it

[@rorynator7567]

buy a house

[@LeonardDavisIII]

the animation is a fever dream

[@xdenricoudx]

The liver is a good and very valuable target cuz once u hit the liver for any average person the person(or hitman)’s organs will shut down freezing the diaphragm, the stomach, and some of the intestines, and even worse depending on your strength. It’ll cause the inavailability from breathing and in a last ditch effort, the body will lay down to keep the blood systems stable which should give you just enough time to blend into a crowd

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epic how to become a NFL football player or other sports

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it's me popinmo

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Kyle Calhoun Wut

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Great anamations

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Survive a hitman
Me: visible cofusion

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Bring back epic how to

[@9_pranshusingh221]

Nice animation Andy