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Did you take candy from the wrong stranger and find yourself blindfolded in a sketchy van?!
Joe Bereta will help you be your own Liam Neeson.
This is Epic How to Escape a Kidnapping!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
Written by Erica Russell
Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
mom: oh my baby! How- how did you get away?
Me: TH-cam
Lynden Sterling I thought u said oh baby a triple!
XD
Yes i am Lola the strange one
Lynden Sterling lol
Lynden Sterling 😂 Lol
mom: good, now go study
You : HEEEEEEEY GUYS, MY PARENTS ARE RICH, PLEASE KIDNAP ME
Lynden Sterling Lol
"get in the damn car"
"hold on-i have to watch something really quick"
Lol..
Shut up mom just 10 more minutes
2:23
I'm laughing at how the guy is running😂😂😂
XD
Go go you can
Charm your kidnapper:
Me, An Intellectual: yA LiKe JaZz?
No, This is Patrick nice
Is this the crusty crab
I have a very particular set of skills which include cooking minute rice in 58 seconds.
Nicholas Coulter xD
I have a very particular set of skills which includes sweating while relaxed
Nicholas Coulter I know karate
Nicholas Coulter lol
Nicholas Coulter lmaooo
How to start your own country
Yes
Person Lastname You can't... but your own country can start you
Prevalent117 YEas
Person Lastname YEEEEEEESSSS
First find land to start your country oh wait every land in the world is owned
How to Survival in a real lockdown
*non americans triggered*
I miss that day when I also thought lockdowns were unrealistic.
This has come to bite you in the ass 😂
Jose Romero live in 2020
AHAHA
What if a kidnapper watches this😱😨
Then they will stop because now they know we know how to escape
No just no
Oof
That is something a kidnapper would say
@@akholms1027 watch out, behind you!!
Always found this curious in movies: *How to create your own private security/military group.*
jos3r5 Step 1: beat The Boss and acquire the title of "Big Boss"
Zwyn Step 2: Cut ties with all countries.
Bentonic Step 3: Acquire a Nuclear warhead and/or a Metal Gear. But don't tell anyone until you have to! Remember: This is your trump card!
jos3r5 Step 4: Acquire 2 or 3 clones of yourself as worthy killing machines. Even if they are Enfants Terribles, this step is vital. Be sure to give one way more skills than the other, so the other one will be an overachiever for the rest of his life. Optionally, create a third one that nobody really cares about, he may or may not become president.
Generic Name Note to the clones: One might end up killing you, so- be cautios, buckle up and always wear a helmet!
How to escape a kidnapper who watched how to escape a kidnapping
..... * whisper * draw faces on everything :3
Watch how to escape a kidnaped kidnaper while being kidnaped
Do the complete opposite of what the video says
Uchiage Takashi Yes!
MLG_ Ben lol
Guy: First Question: Why am I being kidnapped?
Me: No, the first question you should ask is how the hell do I get out of here
Abandoned Account survival they have a car they can chase you
2:30 kill the kidnapper?
You actually are legally allowed to kill your kidnapper if you can provide adequate evidence that the person was trying to harm or kidnap you,then you can walk out without any charges,In my country(whose name i wont say cause fellow people of my country are idiots whom may abuse this law)there is a law stating that a person is legally allowed to walk free if he/she killed a person in a legitimate cause of escalated self defence.
@@MRA_3 the only problem is if he lives, then he can sue you for assualt
Stabilizer2238 Sue you for assault? They were trying to kidnap you and it’s self defence
random polski then you'd be the one in jail
Swag'z my Name nope read the first comment on this they explain why you wouldn’t be charged with anything
How to survive the purge
ayyyyyye melanie
Omg yes
Move to Canada a week before it starts
+TruetoAtl yeah I'm Canadian we are all way to nice to kill anyone haha😄 man I hate stereotypes but this one of us is mostly true.
The Purge would never happen our society will always see it as a terrible thing so why would we allow our government to do this ecspecially not one person like a president
what we really need to focus on is how to survive Donald Trump
3:52 I can barely remember a math equation so that won't be helpful lmao
Same. XD
Vkookie 김하늘 Feel ya
But this is life or death not boredom or freedom.
honestlyyy
Ikr
This is why I always put my maths Ruler in my coat pocket.
To slap anyone who lays a finger on me :)
Its math
@@asifar1 they're probably not american
This helps in good way and bad.The good way is that you know how to defend yourself.The bad way is that,Kidnapers will know how to keep you from escaping
I em a karate boy so i Will stab him with my arm and give him a bleed nose
Just poke out the kidnappers eyes out it's called self defense
There's for more than that bud
Chris ok
Just say ALAH AKBAR ! and pull out a pen
Petar Petreski XD
Or squeeze his balls so tight he'll forget his name
what if a kidnapper watched this video?
Akın Yaman Altın well we’re fucked
oh no
Well I have to say I DO NOT KNOW
then you re fucked
João Dias Lol😅😅😅😅
1:55 Me running 🤔-_-
No me failing
5:24 or become friends with a cockroach...
Dont worry...
My friends are already cockroaches..
Lol
The real answer
Person who got kidnapped: i love u we should start a family together
Kidnapper: Get out of my house
Lol
*immediately murders*
So Stockholm Syndrome
What if it’s a rapist and he/she says yes?
Lol
Anyone else feel really worried watching his videos and then re watch them because you didn't fully remember every detail... like man I know I'm gonna be kidnapped by a zombie bear and put on a plane that crashes tomorrow. It's so likely
i think i've been close to getting kidnapped a few times , i'd rather run and look like an idiot then get kidnapped
Sing everyday bro by jake paul
*THE KIDNAPPER WILL LET U GO*
Lol
Very true
WHAT IF HE IS A JAKE PAULER
Or you can die in five seconds
Bluh blah bling Ling bong thingz idk or they’d shoot you
I was almost kidnapped as a child. I was around 6 I was at Best Buy.
Some dude took me by the hand and almost left the store but my grandma spotted him.
@@tamsinsmith1751 I mean are you supposed to not believe it?
Grandma: ay yo that's my child
@@tamsinsmith1751 People get kiddnaped all the time so it is likrely they are telling the truth.
If I ever got kidnapped, I would just annoy the kidnapper with puns and jokes XP
MissWolfStorm 101 I would sing mlp
Trust me, you'll be way too terrified.
MissWolfStorm 101 and mess up their house :D
#irritation
YAAAASSSSS ME DOE
Cop:put the wapen down!
Kidnater:ummmmm?
Cop:FIRE
America in a nutshell
Rachel Galeas weapon* not wapen
And kidnapper not kidnater
Rachel Galeas LMFAOOO
2:40 If you manage to break free and run away,
From Ariana Grande
Kidnapper: ...
Me, in there car:... I'm I wearing a seatbelt?
Kidnapper:.....
Me: **my high pitch voice going REEEEE*
Kidnapper: SHUT UP! BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!
Me: DO IT! DO IT! BET! YOU WON'T! YOU WON'T!
Kidnapper, stopping car: get out.
Me: BET!
HAHAHA
This will be helpful
2:02 "Scream at the top of your lunges"
I can scream so loud and high I might be able to make the kidnapper deaf
Lol
wow
im about to lEave home to foster care i dont know what im doing but this is handy
if they drug you and you are somewhere u don't know and the kidnapper is with u when u wake up.. step 1. sing it's everyday bro by jake paul... they wil just die instantly
Ikhou Muziek lol right
Ikhou Muziek BUT, it’s a really, really risky thing. If singing that song kills the kidnappers, it may kill you. Be cautious while doing that. Remember tho, higher the risk, higher the reward. As the reward being freedom.
Ikhou Muziek that's a good idea because when I was 14 I was kidnapped and I started singing it's everyday bro and how ever the kidnapper was pissed off he rather kill himself
Ikhou Muziek AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eh worth the risk, I’ll belt out it’s Friday by Rebecca Black then It’s Everyday Bro and the kidnapper will either kill me or release me from the agony I’ve caused
6:26 did those cops just shoot the kidnapper repeatedly in the crotch?
Yup. He is now a eunuch.
highly effective!!!!
+ozeal “adreamboi” D. Lol
Yes
yup,lol
Kidnaper: how are you escaping
Me: a ton of TH-cam @#$@&%
A tip to prevent kidnapping, if it's late at night, always try to take paths where it's busy and there's people around. It doesn't matter if the shortcut is faster or if the main road has a lot of traffic. You could be in danger anytime, anywhere and you want to be more safe than sorry.
who else thought the animation was funny? XD
BlueLightPaws AJ ......me
XDDD it was so funny ahhahahah
Once I was gonna get kidnapped so I just slapped them in the case and ran
me a little bit XD
Tylan360gamin Awesome guy face
How to get rid of kidnapper
1.Hire liam neeson
Cm Punk lol
Cm Punk solution be in karate
+Tommy Land Jr., Agreed. I took Taekwondo for 5 years and even got my 2nd degree recommended black belt at the age of 16. Kids as young as 4 or 5 can start. I would recommend any young women or children to join in some kind of martial arts in order to prevent kidnappings and bullying. 😀
Cm Punk I
*Build a connection with your kidnapper
me: "E"
Kidnapper: "A"
Me: "sports"
Kidnapper: "It's in the game"
*unbreakable bond achieved
Y do their heads look like m and m
Back with the Games hahahahahahahahah
How to rob a bank
Mark Edwards That's simple
Donacdum
Mark Edwards 1. Get a weapon.
2. GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO GET IT
3. Find a team of 1-3
4. At least one of you should bring a portable saw, for the deposit boxes
5. Go into a bank, kill all guards silently (remember to answer a pager)
6. Drop an ECM jammer
7. Kill or tie down all civilians (remember to keep an eye on panic buttons in the teller booth and on some walls)
8. GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL, GO GET IT
9. Wait for the drill to finish (they tend to jam a lot. I mean A LOT). In the meantime you can break all of the glass, or jump around, or board up windows...
10. Grab all the loot
11. Drive off like nothing happened.
That's the most basic stuff.
rubbers3 12. IT'S PAYDAY TIME
rubbers3 you played to much pay day
There's never too much payday
how to convince your parents to let you have a pet rock
Akamaholic Just kidnapp the rock.
Name your dog "rock"... .
How to escape a kidnap:punch them in the face break there arm and run
Great video man felt like rewatching it. I know you won't see the comment but I feel like saying thank you for making up a great part of my childhood. This really is an epic how-to.
How to survived:
Make every powerful weapons
But diy not like chainsaw
Thanks sooo much! I tried this and I survived when I got kidnapped! It was the worst thing ever! They wanted to sell my organs! Thanks again for this!
Jose Villalobos are you ok?
-claps hands-
Jose Villalobos you should tell the police......
I didn't call the police after Jesus Christ
Jose Villalobos when the guy said fight back I got so excited fight back is my middle name
In 1990 kids accept candys in 2016 kids don't accept candy they accept wifi xD
Skull Bones ok.....
Howard The penguin g
No they accept iphone 7
No they accept fidget spinners
Skull Bones Trueee But then we be complaining and say:BUY ME FOOD Kidnapper:No kid shut up. Me: *demonic voice* BUY ME MF FOOD OR I'LL TEAR YOUR GUTS OUT AND CUT OFF UR GENITALS :D
I already have pretend conversations with people 😂😂😂😂
Uhhh.... are you okay? Maybe you should go to a therapist or talk to people online.
Me too boi
Me: **gets kidnapped and starts singing hit or miss**
Kidnapper: **shoots theirselves**
the ending shooting XD
David Li lol put the gun down
U are
step one: Get a concealed carry permit
step two: ?????
step three: Profit
UncleUnicode step 2 get a gun and learn how to use said gun
step two: Stockholm... .
Who else is watching this in the back of a trunk
Me
Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! Everyone should know this - except kidnappers, that is
"How to understand women"
lol try that one, i dare ya
Liam Worsley simple
lisen to them. garantead to get you lade
Altin Rexha How are you meant to be able to do the deed if you're still listening to them?
Your instructions lack conviction... GOOD DAY!
Altin Rexha truth
Altin Rexha hahaha you spelled things funny. Why?
Liam Worsley Easy. They are something extremely easy to understand called a HUMAN BEING.
Kidnappers have probably watched this video. So... rip
Moonblaze Draws I know I was thinking that too
Moonblaze Draws yea lol
Moonblaze Draws ui
I was almost kidnapped, a lady pulled up at my bus stop waved and rolled down her window and said " Hey!, would you like a ride home?" First she isn't my neighbor and I've never met anybody else but my neighbors and friends from school so i didn't know her, i said " No thank you" ( keep in mind i just moved, and this was like ten months after i started school) so she just said " ok " and drove slowly past my twin brother and my other friends who walk home with me, and i got out a piece of paper and wrote down the back of her car number on it, just in case someone did get kidnapped in my area, i walked faster to see if she would try to pick up my friends and she didn't, she actually just drove out the other way out of my neighborhood. And today i know she didn't live in my neighborhood because i know everyone in the neighborhood at this time, and still haven't came across her lmao.
okay, who the hell animates these? They need a serious raise.
Also, annoy the crap out of you kidnapper. They'll either kill you or let you go.
50/50 chance :/
If they kidnapped you for money chances are they won't kill you or let you go just for shouting/clapping they might just tie your hands.
Elyssa Chandler That's going to be easy for me. Unless they decide to torture you for not shutting up.
yeah I would probably take the risk and do that wait now thinking about it
Elyssa Chandler But what if they kill you?
How to get a girlfriend!
INFERNNNNNO Try getting out of your room
This would be horribly depressing.
INFERNNNNNO a large net
INFERNNNNNO Master ball for the most effective way to obtain one.
INFERNNNNNO if this is a serious post, then there is already so many places on youtube to get advice on this. But I will sum it up. Be fun, interesting, and confident(that means do things like hanging out at the lake with friends). Be able to hold good conversations. If you can tell that she enjoys/wants your company, ask her out. A few dates later and it might become official. If it is your looks holding you back, obviously you just need to lower your standards. Also, Pokemon rules:D
The fact that I needed to watch this video just breaks my heart
“Scream at the top of your lungs”
Me: GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA HELLLLLPPPPP MEEEEE KIDNAPPER ANYONE HELP
Lmao.
I would like to learn how to fight an elephant for absolutely no god dam reason
if u can fight an elephant you can fight anything
+MadnessMachines not nesisarily
Damn*
+Kevvy Kim I know but I mean how to fight an elephant and WIN
There's no beating an elephant
How to do an adventure without/less money
Joshino Joo This is a good one :D
Joshino Joo Yes, this. I want to be an adventurer
Oh, that's easy. see, i used to be an adventurer, but then my debts caught up with me.
sound so much fun
This is very good but so hilarious lmfao I was dieing when he showed the stickman kid getting snatched!
"I'm just a kidnapper leave me alone!" *gets shot in balls*
There's this thing where if you're down, chest down or back down- it doesn't really matter - the attacker will pin your arms and legs down on the ground, and lay their knees on your chest until you run out of air. If they are running at you, or throwing out a punch, your best way is to dodge and grab both of their arms and kick me in the nuts. Or if theyre wielding weapon, your best chance to survive will be RUN, if they're holding a gun, run the opposite way in SQUIGGLES. Left, right, left, right. This will guarantee your level of survival. If you're on the left or right side of your attacker, grab their should and arm, get your left or right foot and "sweep" or kick the back of their ankle and throw them down. This will trip them and cause them to fall on their back. I mean, if someone's going to kill you, you'll either fight back, give up, or just talk to them. Like in the video when it said it will be harder to kill someone that knows something about them. Try to find the reason why you're being attacked like abducted, or show some sympathy. If that didn't work, just act insane and maybe it'll scare them. Or pretend. So you know at you have to always tell the truth, your parents tell you? Well, no. Not in the case where your abductor forces information out of you. Try making up as realistic as a lie possible. It's okay to lie in some situations. If you have your keys, put each key between your fingers and stab them with it. Unfortunately it's not always proven to be effective. You can also put the, in a headlock, where you're behind them and squeeze your elbow so their neck is between it, and support it with your other arm.
Good luck survivingI learn karate soBut stillTry not to panicEasier said than done, eh? lol
*KICK THEM IN THE NUTS
Not me xD
I bet thousands of kidnappers are watching this and they are like WELP GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT THEM KIDS DONT DO THIS STUFF WELP.
I love this guy and channel
It’s funny and super informative!👌🔥
Thank you! I watched this a day before I got kidnapped and I knew exactly what to do.
I am gonna watch this like 5 more times
TheGamingGeek
Good luck
Same
Firepants yep
hey
Exactly right
OMG I love the way the animated guy runs its so funny 😂😂🙌🏼
I've never been so scarred of a low quality animation. Everything went so fast, I-I-I couldn't comprehend a-anything...
Thank you for this! You could of saved someone’s life❤️
Someone should of showed this to Marina Joyce
lol
Should've *
marina joyce is on drugs,has schyzofrenia or faked everything
MARINA JOYCE IS A HOAX. SHE DID IT FOR ATTENTION DUMBASS
Elegant Sheep8.dude she was just tired
thank god you posted this video i almost got kidnapped once 5 days before my birthday although i did have a knife on me which was helpful for helping me get calm that guy chased me down on my bike
I've been watching this channel for almost 3 years I wish they made new videos
Me: *gets kidnapped*
**forgets whole video**
XxParadox PandaxX so true
Ask them if they know jake Paul, agree with them if they say they hate him or love him
when you go out alone in the dark or anytime get your keys in between your fingers and STAAAABBB the hell out of your kidnapper in the neckbone/above the breathing place thingy.
TheNarnicorn Gaming! You mean the voice box
Omdayzzz how amazing is this!! It's ingenious but wowwy
This video should be renamed to “Street Smarts! With Detective JJ Bittenbinder”
Also: 3:12 wait this is real advice? He wasn’t making that up?! SoMeThInG hInKy’S gOiNg On!
this video somewhat scared me
Me too😂😂
This scares me so bavk
oh yeah baby!
Me yoo
Too
if I ever get kidnapped, I will remember this video
i love that music is a fun sound and not a scary one needed it
I shouldn't be laughing but dude the animations are hilarious 😂
Especially 6:22! XD
Who else laughed through the entire video 1:55 , 2:02 , 3:10 , 6:24 also Wilson 😂😂😂😂😂
Candy Soto MEEEE EHAHSHDH
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss and 6:37
6:24 only.
He shot him in the balls!😱
Terkoiz The One su
how to survive getting murdered.
XD
How to survive getting killed
+The Hailed Acorn You'd already be dead so I don't think that their going to do that. Ever.
+Isaac Barringer sarcasm genius
Yes XD
Kidnapper : alright ill let you watch one video on your own.
Me: ^^^^^^^^
You are my new favorite TH-camr
expectations vs reality in my head right now
hahaha yes
if i were kidnap i would probably fail what I'm thinking.....
Here what I say
1.Scream bloody murderer
2.aim for the area
3.KICK AS HARD AS YOU CAN
Finally
4. BOOK IT
the animation is just flawless
6:27 WHY THE CROCH XD
OMG XD
Furious Pounder ikr!
Why the crotch xD
Furious Pounder well a few things popped XD 🤣
Step 1: have a phone
Step 2:take the phone while getting kidnaped
Step 3: call the cops
TRAP BEATS that's right
But what if they confiscated your phone and dial your relatives for ransom.
the kidnapper will just take your phone
Yay
And play jake paul every day bro they will run
This was intense damn. Love it just subbed
Literally I remember watching this when I was young but this is the reason I take martial classes,PKTC and CTS
1:54
lol
me
Just watch the movie "The call."
i was thinking the same thing
Lmao same tho
+nathalie cepero same watched it I did
so old
+Jared Skating skating is old
Thank you for this video what to do if someone tries hurt me thx!!!! :)
BRING THESE BACK WE MISS EPIC HOW TO
how to obtain/build a secret lair
That would be sweet
Talk to Secret Base expert Aarune in Pokemon ORAS.
Oh. You meant in real life. I dunno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
1. Build a basement
2. Destroy your entire house, except the basement
Conclusion: you now have a secret basement.
dragoon3zero YES THIS SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 500 LIEKS
BTW I recommented this
How to survive a plane crash
Yea I want that too. :D
YES!
Yaaaa !! 😂
lol
Yes
Gotta love the animations 🤣💗
The noises the police make are hilarious
hey did u hear about that kidnapping the other day?
its ok he woke up
hjh hjh i
ha. ha. ha.
flippy YT *slow claps*
*claps*
I don’t get it