How To Survive the Zombie Apocalypse - EPIC HOW TO

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    How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse? Joe Bereta is here to teach you how to stay alive when the living-dead take over.
    Tell us in the comments what you want us to teach you next!
    If you rely on the information portrayed in this video, you do so at your own risk and you assume the responsibility for the results. You hereby release Break, its parents, affiliates subsidiaries, and any person included in this programming expressly or implicitly from any and all actions, claims, or demands that you, your heirs, distributees, guardians, next of kin, spouse or legal representatives now have, or may have in the future, for injury, death, property damage, or any other liability that may result related to the information provided in this video.
    Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
    Episode Animated by Andy Mogren
    Animation Style by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
    Animated by Bryan Wieder
    Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
    Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore
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  • @haven5834
    @haven5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    *how to survive a zombie apocalypse*
    1: find rick and stick with him

    • @krutika6769
      @krutika6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lmao righttttttt, I hope there will be someone like him XD

    • @erinthedemonhog2090
      @erinthedemonhog2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'd go with Daryl Dixon

    • @kemueltvroblox2745
      @kemueltvroblox2745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ide go to michonne

    • @xarzroth2298
      @xarzroth2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang I miss him

    • @PhoenixLyon
      @PhoenixLyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erinthedemonhog2090 I am right there with you!✌😸

  • @ramonbenitez306
    @ramonbenitez306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    The way we’re handling the corona virus just shows that we would never be able to handle a zombie apocalypse

    • @brandonwilde8988
      @brandonwilde8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lol so true

    • @arianvlogs4876
      @arianvlogs4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ramon Benitez maybe but for a zombie apocalypse government can shoot infected right now they can’t

    • @arianvlogs4876
      @arianvlogs4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeahbro - depends if it’s airborne and u have to die for it to become active that a cure can still be found if it’s airborne and u get it u become a zombie than yep we’re screwed

    • @arianvlogs4876
      @arianvlogs4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahbro - ya with trump in charge a alien world war can happen too

    • @arianvlogs4876
      @arianvlogs4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeahbro - bish what

  • @francesnubla
    @francesnubla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I would survive by
    A: Watching all the zombie movies
    B: What you said.

    • @DirtGamer216
      @DirtGamer216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zombie movies are not like real life

    • @fart_fairy791
      @fart_fairy791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DirtGamer216 NO BUT THEY DO SEE HOW IT MIGHT LOOK IF WE SURVIVE AND OTHER TIPS AND TRICKS BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE SO MUCH THE SAME IDK THAT'S MY THOUGHT NO HATE

    • @mikoduterte6702
      @mikoduterte6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DirtGamer216 we won’t know until it actually happens

    • @andrevilavelho6330
      @andrevilavelho6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      C: The Last Of Us (Tho is not about zombies..)

    • @luckyflower247
      @luckyflower247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I watch a lot of zombie movies it’s my fav kinda movie to watch so I would be pretty good at survival

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    Two steps to survive:
    1: everyone sleep at the same time
    2: it becomes day in 4 seconds and the zombies burn

    • @DirtGamer216
      @DirtGamer216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real life is not mincraft

    • @GTAElite5
      @GTAElite5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@DirtGamer216 it's a joke..

    • @GTAElite5
      @GTAElite5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DirtGamer216 here, take one

    • @choso3355
      @choso3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DirtGamer216 r/wooosh

  • @wannabekid2302
    @wannabekid2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    : *”dont panic”*
    me: *_*panics*_*

    • @JohnDoe-xw2yp
      @JohnDoe-xw2yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How *unpredictable*

    • @AUTl5M
      @AUTl5M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *panik*
      *kalm*

    • @darren2706
      @darren2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy to live just be the camera man

  • @captuchino
    @captuchino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2263

    So... If everyone knows not to go to the mall... Does that mean no one will go to the mall?

  • @tacticallol2836
    @tacticallol2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    You need to be in great shape
    Me: "eating pounds of food

  • @jaythemaker5809
    @jaythemaker5809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    My known basics of the zombie apocalypse:
    1: start doing cardio in case you get stuck in a hoard.
    2: be cautious to people you find.
    3: always have a backup weapon.
    4: create a signal for important stuff.
    5: wear leather clothes.
    6: helmets.
    7: dont let your ego take over. You will die easily.
    8: have a backup gun if your backup weapon is broken.
    9: find food but not too much.
    10: mind over anger.
    11: silent weapons are best because loud weapons can attract zombies.
    12: know how to make a fire.
    13: find clothes.
    14: dont try to act tough, be tough.
    15: find shelter
    16: flashlights.
    17: save water. 1 gallon per day for a person.
    18: you will have to k1ll even with some random strangers
    19: dont have too many people in your group. I’d say 3 to 6 is fine.
    20: always be prepared for the worse. Crying doesnt make anything better.

    • @ithinkigotbadgas7234
      @ithinkigotbadgas7234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And when we're going outside, tape a magazine to your arms so in case they bite it, you won't be harmed cuz they'll bite the magazine and not your hand 😹

    • @iced_teaaa
      @iced_teaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are some wise tips *notes*

    • @tyberostheredwake6153
      @tyberostheredwake6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better to have 3 weapons. Primary, secondary and melee. Practice everytime you can and learn how to maintain them. For your primary prefer semiautomatic rifles. Perfect for hunting and self defense. As a secondary use shotguns and/or pistols. Remember to have a firearm fit for small spaces. As for melee, my best options are either a crowbar, preferebly in titanium, a one hand hatchet or a trench spike, designed specifically to punch through skulls.

    • @deerinheadlights7179
      @deerinheadlights7179 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think some details matter too, i see too many people thinking about using spears or crossbows which i find to be a bad idea as they would not make enough demage to really stop something that does not exactly feel pain. Halberds, scythes, improvised long ranger slashing or hammer like weapons are all better. Machette and axes are probably of the best as they are also a tools. Hammers are often better than knifes.
      While leather and wool clothes are important for protection mobility should be bigger priority so having this balanced out is also good to think about. Investing in some good helmet or hat, gloves and boots is one of the first things to do.
      a car, bicycle, rollers... anything that can give you an advantage in moving is a must.
      I would argue the people thing strongly depends on if you prefer the nomad style of always moving or are trying to settle down and form a base.
      Do not constantly think of the zombies, do not take things too seriously and do not let the existentialism get to you.
      Fix up your goals from the start. If you plan on settling somewhere you will prioritize gathering tools and suplies for growing food over weapons.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 grab my mountain dew bottle and a bag of flamin hot cheetos from my stash
      2 grab my katana
      3 go naruto on those fuckers
      4 no more zombies and world is safe

  • @chase2247
    @chase2247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    Walking dead zombies: if your smart your probably going to be ok.
    World war z zombies: YOUR SCREWED!!!!

    • @KohakuShowtime
      @KohakuShowtime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Chanble X lol yeah

    • @doridot
      @doridot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *You're

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Basically

    • @therussiansoldier2009
      @therussiansoldier2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Useless you have cancer

    • @sirsirdc8588
      @sirsirdc8588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You'd be dead in either situation if you can't tell the difference between you're and your

  • @richty6209
    @richty6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    How to survive zombie apocalypse?
    Be a camera man.

    • @MsSecretbitch
      @MsSecretbitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol

    • @fictionwojak3595
      @fictionwojak3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      every zombie movie in a nutshell.

    • @somebody8676
      @somebody8676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pnder5146
      @pnder5146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NiskoCZE ikr😂😂they never die!

    • @Lanakkk808
      @Lanakkk808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't get it?

  • @aysia3022
    @aysia3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Bro I swear to God, if this actually happens in real life ..I really hope Zombies can't run fast 😭

    • @arloplayz4029
      @arloplayz4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't run fast

    • @iced_teaaa
      @iced_teaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arloplayz4029 really?they run slow?

    • @xxblazemuzarodxx4871
      @xxblazemuzarodxx4871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sorry to disappoint but if it really happens they will 100% be able to run fast but not only that, also parkour and swim, cause the only possibility of humans being zombified is if they get a virus that is trying to spread rapidly to others, that gives people extrem paranoia, extrem hunger, urge of cannibalism, loss of sanity and rage… so they will be very alive humans that still have all theyre skills in real life. With a cannibalistic murderous intent.

    • @xxblazemuzarodxx4871
      @xxblazemuzarodxx4871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause they only way that they would be slow is if they ACTUALLY wake up from the dead, which is Very impossible😂😂

    • @justananimeweeb6696
      @justananimeweeb6696 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do cardio every day

  • @machinist438
    @machinist438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Me as a walking dead (TellTale game):
    *cover yourself in zombie guts*

    • @fart_fairy791
      @fart_fairy791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yep that's one of the tips I actually believe

    • @wasd5193
      @wasd5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Become a whisperer but not evil

    • @driphank9705
      @driphank9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Step 1: cover your feet in oil
      Step 2: run away on water

    • @anderson_abigail3322
      @anderson_abigail3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wasd5193 you will be kicked out if you became kind in the whisperer community kindness is weakness

    • @dumbkidplayzz1879
      @dumbkidplayzz1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the show’s better

  • @techspy7042
    @techspy7042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    My team: put 8 drops of bleach in the water
    Me:puts the whole gallon of bleach in the water and drinks it

  • @unknownuser3757
    @unknownuser3757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “Hey Mom how did u survive the great 2020 Zombie Apocolypse?”
    “Epic How-to, son. U should subscribe!”

  • @rafibellamyplaice1767
    @rafibellamyplaice1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I love how his ‘out of state’ contact was his Dad who didn’t answer......
    Probably off buying milk

    • @nyxjaeger9370
      @nyxjaeger9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ghirahim would approve

    • @galethestardustangel4477
      @galethestardustangel4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has he come back with da milk yet

    • @ttiger718
      @ttiger718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes he went to get milk to drink to survive in the apocalypse

    • @Mentally_Unstable_Autistic
      @Mentally_Unstable_Autistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It said he became a zombie, I don’t think the milk is coming anytime soon.

    • @SASHA-nv2qu
      @SASHA-nv2qu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @earlpaca833
    @earlpaca833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Well it's 2020 we gotta get ready i guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @iagaming9932
    @iagaming9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Rules...
    1: never go alone
    2: aim for the head
    3: if anyone gets bit( including you ) shot them
    Do you recognize that

    • @silentsmelancholy
      @silentsmelancholy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Walking Dead Season 4, right?

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IA GAMING my mind went to that one creature feature song haha

    • @user-pj2xb5gw9h
      @user-pj2xb5gw9h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      aha twd telltale

    • @evdzsie2611
      @evdzsie2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      telltale’s twd😭😭never gonna forget that game

    • @sauronikov9254
      @sauronikov9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      honestly, going alone is much better for me, im an outsider. gotta stay that way
      plus other people would just get in my way and get me killed, if i'm alone i can get more done.
      *like removing the face of a walker and wearing it and cloak yourself to smell like zombies too*

  • @mari3564
    @mari3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    *8 drops of bleach per gallon of water*
    Me:
    *8 DROPS OF WATER PER GALLON OF BLEACH*

  • @user-sf8tm3xj1h
    @user-sf8tm3xj1h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    welcome to another episode of "where quarantine led me today"

  • @chilzmapewwep2671
    @chilzmapewwep2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watching this today since I had a zombie apocalypse dream last night 💀

    • @chilzmapewwep2671
      @chilzmapewwep2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ZœSßô Śúœłį it was scary for me btw and for some reason the setting was in our house and like me and my other familt members were like seperated in other rooms and we didnt have weapons to defend our selves 💀 dang got scared fr tho

  • @mccheese2997
    @mccheese2997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3942

    Step one: don't have a name like Glenn or Abraham

    • @ihopeyougetcrouch6736
      @ihopeyougetcrouch6736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Matt Craza call yourself Rick

    • @elleartz9996
      @elleartz9996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Matt Craza Why?
      xD

    • @mccheese2997
      @mccheese2997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      ElleArtz it's a walking dead reference.

    • @MH-jp8jd
      @MH-jp8jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt Craza lol

    • @FXHUND-pk3gk
      @FXHUND-pk3gk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Matt Craza thats fucked up

  • @boxofjoosh8314
    @boxofjoosh8314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    How to survive a night with your girlfriend's dad.

  • @user-vo6qm9gk9l
    @user-vo6qm9gk9l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    if a zombie outbreak comes, go to the mall. cause most people know not to go to the mall, so they won’t go to the mall, therefore go to the mall. if it’s crowded...don’t go-

  • @Shirou230
    @Shirou230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Here is some tips from me:
    1.stay at your home for 2-5 days to let the spread Cool down a bit
    2.learn the zombies's behavior
    3.go out side with mele weapon and one gun(emergency only)
    4.find/make stronger weapon
    5.only group up with people with 2-4 people(5-10 if all of you have great Bond an each one of you have good ability)
    6.dont stay at one place. Move every 1-5 days and if you run out of place go with a boat,map,and compas
    7.reproduce(try to repopulate the humans)
    Hope this help

    • @fade2008
      @fade2008 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      man's just made a how-to-die list

  • @charlieclifton-brown3729
    @charlieclifton-brown3729 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    In a zombie apocalypse I'm just going to find Joe and stick with him. Plan sorted

    • @mohammadhijazi4498
      @mohammadhijazi4498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not if I get to him first

    • @charlieclifton-brown3729
      @charlieclifton-brown3729 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mohamed Hijazi There can be only one

    • @yewjoe3566
      @yewjoe3566 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes im Joe

    • @thehickey9253
      @thehickey9253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a going to find Chuck Norris and stick with him.

    • @bubumic2971
      @bubumic2971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We will have a EMP pulse before the zombie apocalypse

  • @uyenlam5182
    @uyenlam5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Step 1: have good cardio
    Nope I’m dead.

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “If you get winded running a mile, you’re gonna get your ass bit”
    Everyone watching this video: 👀

  • @utsabdutta
    @utsabdutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Get ready for Zombie apocalypse this year

  • @Dylanarredondo78992
    @Dylanarredondo78992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The walking deers!! they are coming

    • @Jesusinthesky
      @Jesusinthesky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No coronavirus is coming

    • @emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y
      @emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angel Pena who remembers the zombie deer disease 😂

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y I remember the remembered.

    • @kathydefehr8286
      @kathydefehr8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im a deer im a eat you al lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.s7885
    @a.s7885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I feel like if a zombie virus existed, I'd be patient zero. Because I have the shitiest luck.

    • @dumitrulangham1721
      @dumitrulangham1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A .S z nation! Another one of my favourite shows

    • @aniketk9276
      @aniketk9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 💯 I am with you👌

    • @memeguy6637
      @memeguy6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @AramauMeows
      @AramauMeows 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you wouldn’t be killed by a apocalypse

    • @tadrosse3786
      @tadrosse3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not compared to mine bub

  • @osamudazai2995
    @osamudazai2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn. I continued getting visions from Train to Busan :")

    • @osamudazai2995
      @osamudazai2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @s u k u n a dude i legit chanted Ryoiki tenkai : Fukuma Mizushi in my brain 💀

  • @reinerbraun4504
    @reinerbraun4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2021: if a zombie apocalipse happened i won't be surprised

  • @peadoughfile4221
    @peadoughfile4221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    How to escape from school without getting caught
    Like if you agree

    • @turtlepuffs9562
      @turtlepuffs9562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scream I hate u in their face or just screech uhuhuhuh

    • @TheAirjasmine
      @TheAirjasmine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do like i use to do just walk off campus simple just like that ur welcome

    • @flyinglack
      @flyinglack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *** I AM NOT RESPONSBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***
      -learn some social engineering (just in case).
      -try and earn trust with teachers and staffs (good behaviour, honesty and trustworthiness).
      -map out your exit route, timing and backup plans.
      -you may have to give out homework on time before leaving the school, just to minimize suspiciousness in your leaving.
      -DO NOT TELL anyone about your escaping, even your best friend.
      -make up an excuse beforehand (hospital appointment works best if you already known to have special medical cases), better to tell them few days before escaping (after Monday and before Friday).
      -be confident. When facing the guard be calm.
      -WALK UP to the guard.
      -maintain eye contact.
      -tell the guard what you want with politeness, then use 'BECAUSE' as much as possible to express your exact excuse you used on the teacher.
      -STAY CALM AND CONFIDENT.
      If success:
      -after you exit school: DON'T RUN, just walk in the direction the guard (The guard maybe still watching you) expect you to go.
      -lose the sight of the guard calmly and wait for him to go (if it is lunchtime for him, it would be the best time to move).
      Congratulation, you just have escaped the school!!
      If failure:
      -DON'T lie, suggest expressing your excuse with reference to the time.
      -use various social engineering tactics.
      -stick up to your idea, and do not move unless there is no option but to use plan B.

    • @yeahrandoms5
      @yeahrandoms5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree and made it 100 likes

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      subhan the beast they already made escape from prison

  • @maggeewellman8356
    @maggeewellman8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    *who else is here because of the zombie deer disease outbreak*

  • @fatmanwalking8610
    @fatmanwalking8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dont trust strangers? Mate in an actual apocalypse I wouldnt even trust 85% of my class mates

  • @lazyshieda5676
    @lazyshieda5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Am i the only one who noticed that he looks like the dad from the movie inside out?

  • @lolaclaws2288
    @lolaclaws2288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    hint/tip : don't go to stores with idiomatic doors that open by themselves
    hint/tip : be with people you trust and that don't annoy you
    hint/tip : aim for the legs with wepon that gets them to the ground and helps to smash the brain ( and for the sort one out there ) sorry... really I am

    • @swarm7334
      @swarm7334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lola claws I

    • @itshonaaas
      @itshonaaas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The aim for the legs and bash the head is from TWD/The Walking Dead

    • @thereactingkid8052
      @thereactingkid8052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lola claws for trust what about ricks and Shane they were best friends and tried to kill each other so

    • @anjayv6578
      @anjayv6578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panda Jones tru thats when jane told Clementine

    • @mroman844
      @mroman844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lola claws m

  • @candysoto8533
    @candysoto8533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Remember it's the top part of the toilet...not bottom ~repeats~ shoot, there's a zombie. You took too long " 😂😂😂 this is me in a zombie apocalypse I'd freeze and forget everything TWD taught me

    • @hannahrepollo
      @hannahrepollo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candy Soto
      Omg, yes 😂.

    • @melissia7777
      @melissia7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don t take to long the more your wait then you will be in zombie atack

    • @melissia7777
      @melissia7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get a sword

    • @vanessarendon-lopez2787
      @vanessarendon-lopez2787 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a gun

    • @redditsfemur3730
      @redditsfemur3730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vanessa Rendon-Lopez guns make to much noise it will only attract more

  • @wastedshin
    @wastedshin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else have a nightmare about zombie's and went straight to these types of videos

  • @roseglory7537
    @roseglory7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me in 2020 : lets just be safe and make sure, just in case.
    [Höŵ tö $ürvïvë ã zömbïë äpöçîlëm$?]
    Me: just in case
    Five hours later
    Scrolling through conspiracies
    Buys gun
    Buys new bike
    Buys boat
    Buys machete
    Buys baseball bat
    Me: Just in case.

  • @LuyenNguyen-mq4po
    @LuyenNguyen-mq4po 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    How to survive homework
    Edit:omg so many likes thx guys

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    How to survive a nuclear fallout.

  • @crossfire8297
    @crossfire8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Stay strapped or get clapped”
    -George Washington

  • @GameInOne
    @GameInOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everybody gangstas till zombie starts sprinting at full speed or has their previous memory ☠

  • @majormalfunction3757
    @majormalfunction3757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Please tell us how to survive a flood or a tsunami please currently we are under a flood threat
    By we I mean where I am living

    • @shboi8103
      @shboi8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, where do you live? This is TH-cam Not PersonalisedVideo Town. The only people who get accurate information on this site for themselves, are Americans, and Brits.

    • @billtingting7106
      @billtingting7106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the seas recede away from the shore haul-ass in the opposite direction (up hill if possible)...before pulling out your cell phone to film the chaos!

  • @slzsshows4882
    @slzsshows4882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    This guy looks like the man from inside out

    • @kk-xr5gr
      @kk-xr5gr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @brighambentley
      @brighambentley 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooooh yes.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know this sounds random to post,
      I was watching the video, It got to 0:09 and the sound glitched, So the video was at 0:09 while the sound was at 0:00, so he was speaking and doing the "bang bang bang" sounds with his mouth. I just lol'ed at it :D

    • @ezequielhernandez360
      @ezequielhernandez360 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh yeah

    • @sushileague1960
      @sushileague1960 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does!

  • @iqqh
    @iqqh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Get good cardio" Welp That's a GG I'm dead

  • @WhyArentYouInUniform
    @WhyArentYouInUniform 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ive just watched this... Ever get the feeling when nostalgia sockerpunches you?

  • @pleasesteponmekimtaehyung4090
    @pleasesteponmekimtaehyung4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Love how it’s nearly 1am and I’m looking up “how to survive a zombie apocalypse” after playing a game and scaring myself :’)

    • @quinn4619
      @quinn4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey if a zombie apocalypse happens u could just have kim taehyung step on all the zombies 🤷🏼

    • @snap4612
      @snap4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOO SAME

    • @evelynramos1085
      @evelynramos1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same its super late

  • @AzaleaAnimations26
    @AzaleaAnimations26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Move To Canada. They Would Have Much Nicer Zombies

    • @ace-anarchy9324
      @ace-anarchy9324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Sorry aboot trying to eat your face,eh?

    • @agentlee6336
      @agentlee6336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Atchison Mapping like death road to canada

    • @victorsrur134
      @victorsrur134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Atchison Mapping I'm sorry sir could I eat you with some syrup?

    • @derekbutler6171
      @derekbutler6171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      umm hi I just wanted to see if I could just have a small bite of your brain then ill be on my way

    • @josie4804
      @josie4804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Atchison Mapping eh?

  • @Man-ek7bd
    @Man-ek7bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine preparing so hard for the zombie apocalypse then you but you became a zombie

    • @Isinforblood
      @Isinforblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @clarkkent7653
      @clarkkent7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well at least I don't have to pay the light bill

  • @owenmcbride1
    @owenmcbride1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to actually survive a zombie apocalypse, in 5 easy steps:
    1. Place treadmills around your front/back lawn.
    2. Watch all 6 Home Alone Movies to help you get creative with traps.
    3. Throw huge bricks made out of the sharpest Lego pieces you have at the zombies from the rooftop.
    4. Get your Bloom & Doom Co. Seed Packets out, then plant them all over the front/back lawn.
    5. Kick back, and relax in your living room, where zombies can’t kill you. Get some soda. Put on a movie, maybe Star Wars.

  • @Coolkidkarateman
    @Coolkidkarateman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    list of Non-perishable foods (you're welcome):
    Honey
    Cheese or peanut butter crackers
    Beef jerky
    Applesauce (canned)
    Pudding
    Fruit cups (canned)
    Granola bars
    Power bars
    Cereal bars
    Single serving Chef-Boy-R-Dee items
    Ravioli/spaghetti-os
    Single serving soups (with pull tab openings)
    Ramen noodles
    Tomato juice (canned)
    Packaged nuts
    Trail mix
    Fruit snacks
    Dried fruits
    Peanut butter (canned)
    Any kind of pasta
    Spaghetti sauce
    Canned vegetables and fruit (with pull top openings)
    Macaroni and cheese (canned)
    Individually packaged chips/pretzels/Goldfish
    Boxed drinks and juices (or canned)
    Vienna sausages (with pull top lids)
    Pop tarts

    • @Coolkidkarateman
      @Coolkidkarateman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      there are more, just easily search up "non perishable foods"

    • @ericmoya9090
      @ericmoya9090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheUndeadTitan scobby snacks

    • @Zimthegamer2000
      @Zimthegamer2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honey

    • @Coolkidkarateman
      @Coolkidkarateman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      eric moya lmao

    • @Coolkidkarateman
      @Coolkidkarateman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zimthegamer2000 that's actually correct, ill add that to my list

  • @yz8504
    @yz8504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse - Get a "Lee Everett" to help you.

    • @ahmadbenissa1654
      @ahmadbenissa1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As we all know that won't end happy.

    • @obasidavis1401
      @obasidavis1401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't worry about a zombie apocalypse happening anytime soon

    • @jg.g5977
      @jg.g5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭

    • @sla3890
      @sla3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And after that find urself a Louis or a violet.

    • @stoodz991
      @stoodz991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yazeed HEX YES

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember watching epic how to years ago as a kid 😂😂the nostalgia

  • @MOana-zi4dm
    @MOana-zi4dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will bring a brandy too so i can sanitize my internals

  • @hello1868
    @hello1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Step 1 to surviving the zombie apocalypse: find someone named “Clementine”

    • @dumitrulangham1721
      @dumitrulangham1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hello 👏👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @izzybear8241
      @izzybear8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      walking dead refrece got it but she died PLAY THE GAME and I would

    • @biggiecheese5551
      @biggiecheese5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      izzy bear no she didn’t lol

    • @ayebruv1964
      @ayebruv1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      izzy bear did you even play it??

    • @ayebruv1964
      @ayebruv1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pressiyan G she doesn’t die

  • @nickfosaa2840
    @nickfosaa2840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    HOW TO ESCAPE NORTH KOREA

    • @avilion4949
      @avilion4949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NickFosaa yea good idea

    • @kimjongun7015
      @kimjongun7015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NickFosaa one word: almost impossible

    • @avilion4949
      @avilion4949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kim Jong Un You chubby motherfather

    • @apgames8881
      @apgames8881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But thats two words not one

    • @gothicc9959
      @gothicc9959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avilion Ryder?.....is that you?

  • @julioorellanalovo3672
    @julioorellanalovo3672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m here cuss cdc sed to get ready for a zombie apocalypse

  • @CharlieWilson1987
    @CharlieWilson1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about a chain to lock up a zombie so it can’t attack you? You know if it was a friend pet family member you know?

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Go for the MRE’s. My dad and I got some for our camping trip last weekend, and the expiration date was February 7164

    • @captainkiddd3959
      @captainkiddd3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NPC# 5626718304839 I know they are the most effective eating tool for surviving in any way

    • @jeremy9479
      @jeremy9479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I already stock everything up and iam in my bunker with internet and alot of food i'am waiting for that zombie apocalypse day to come

    • @christianbecerra3496
      @christianbecerra3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremy9479 *moves*

  • @mayralopez8
    @mayralopez8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Step 1: Dont be named Glenn or Abraham
    Step 2: Get a baseball bat with barbed wire and give him/her a name

    • @maria3274
      @maria3274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucile

    • @Jeyfeather-iv4ol
      @Jeyfeather-iv4ol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucille!

    • @avamccallum9094
      @avamccallum9094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geometry Dash josemita Why not be called Glenn or Abraham?

    • @blaspherereion6222
      @blaspherereion6222 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ava McCallum Its a walking dead reference.

    • @johnbloodycena6943
      @johnbloodycena6943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Geometry Dash josemita is it because they always sent Glenn to do everything XD

  • @Star156zac
    @Star156zac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    preparing for October 2020 :D gonna be a wild Halloween

  • @lucaszavaluentie4855
    @lucaszavaluentie4855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know there is going to be a 15 second ad when a genuinely attractive thumbnail attracts you to the video to watch.

  • @aliengoboom
    @aliengoboom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    PLEASE MAKE HOW TO SURVIVE THE ALIEN INVASION !!!!!!!!

    • @davidbeauchemin1840
      @davidbeauchemin1840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alien Go Boom what kind? to many variable. Its like "How to everything."

    • @aliengoboom
      @aliengoboom 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to survive the xenomorph Alien Invasion !

    • @ExperiencedPanda
      @ExperiencedPanda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Alien Go Boom you dont survive the xenomorphs

    • @aliengoboom
      @aliengoboom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ExperiencedPanda GET YOURSELF A PULSERIFLE ! THEN YOU WILL SURVIVE :D

    • @nathanbrouillette1516
      @nathanbrouillette1516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alien Go Boom why do you ask it if you already know the answer :p

  • @spook9780
    @spook9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Ah yes if Duct Tape doesn’t work *use more Duct Tape*

  • @elainecepeda1869
    @elainecepeda1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did they stop makeing Epic how to I miss it so much 😰😭

  • @JesusSeeWhatYouWatch
    @JesusSeeWhatYouWatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one :
    People : watching video how to survive zombie apocalypse.
    Me : watching the walking dead and learn from them.

  • @johnnynieto8430
    @johnnynieto8430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Gamers have been waiting for this day our whole lives

    • @fillesolitairedusoleil.7234
      @fillesolitairedusoleil.7234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Johnny Nieto even TV shows and Movie fans are waiting for this.

    • @pug-aloentertainment3801
      @pug-aloentertainment3801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gamers and movie fans would look amazingly great while searching for brains

    • @takethist-series5151
      @takethist-series5151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What a zombie apocalypse? Pretty sure if that happened America will drop a nuke bomb and everything is done

    • @Yeah-wt1mu
      @Yeah-wt1mu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Nieto agreed

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @ChanceDAFull
    @ChanceDAFull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I'd try to lead a whole bunch of zombies into a wooden building that serves no purpose and trap them in the burn down the building

    • @sirithesun1302
      @sirithesun1302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why? The zombies may not react to fire and if they don't your letting them out of a good trap. If they do burn then good idea

    • @ScileSc
      @ScileSc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why wouldn´t they burn? They don´t become thougher when their cell regeneration stops. Also they still have clothes.

    • @kingaaron2960
      @kingaaron2960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ash ketchum just catch all the zombies in poke balls

    • @jabezteng9872
      @jabezteng9872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kamikaze

    • @FluffyPE
      @FluffyPE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you lure than into a trap and then burn them?
      Just use your Charizard or Pignite or something like that.

  • @MorphFPS
    @MorphFPS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to watch this 5 YEARS AGO WHEN THIS CAME OUT I WAS WATCHING HIM I REMEMBER WAITING FOR HIM TO UPLOAD I just remembered him

  • @bearboi3918
    @bearboi3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here's a tips
    1. The longer the range the better
    2. Learn martial art and train a lot
    3. Don't train yourself too much or you'll use up all the water
    4. Raid
    5. train physically and mentally

  • @jr52990
    @jr52990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    How to travel back in time and get the Cubs to win the world series!

    • @lordgaia1812
      @lordgaia1812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You ask the impossible

    • @Vincent-ri5cr
      @Vincent-ri5cr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lord Gaia 777 indeed, the cubs will never be able to win..

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vincent Peters never say never they said boston would never win and look what happened in 04

    • @danielgrigg3426
      @danielgrigg3426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Vincent Peters well they won the world series a few days ago against miami

    • @00vargarv
      @00vargarv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joshua Walters already done, watch Back to the future :V

  • @horrornerd6998
    @horrornerd6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I'm here just in case the cornoviures is dead ass serious

    • @cooldude4800
      @cooldude4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Welp now it is dead ass serious

    • @pistonkingenterprises1972
      @pistonkingenterprises1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It aint gonna be zombies, though I kinda wish it was

    • @exmrsnowwomanscorned8369
      @exmrsnowwomanscorned8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it is..and we cant see it.

    • @lans9613
      @lans9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's a cornoviures??

    • @cooldude4800
      @cooldude4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lans9613 I wish I was like u damn

  • @the.orangutans.bloxfruit
    @the.orangutans.bloxfruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: You Dont Need To Click That
    Brain:Just In Case
    Me:Its Not Likely-
    Brain:CLICK IT

  • @YuThinkUrCool
    @YuThinkUrCool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The logic for malls apply to stores like military surplus, hardware, groceries etc. Not only will you have to potentially fend off zombies but other people too, things can get violent because people will fight for resources in the panic

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can we all admit that with how obsessed people are with this impossible situation that if there ever were an apocalypse it'd end in like 5 minutes cause everyone would be prepared

    • @superbuneary8819
      @superbuneary8819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like, everyone would die in 5 minutes cuz they all thought theyd be badass when in reality, theyll be shitting their pants when someone they know or love is being eaten alive

    • @benwatson9099
      @benwatson9099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Super Buneary the minute the government realise zombies are breaking our in a city nukes with rain down

    • @JuwanBuchanan
      @JuwanBuchanan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly if a Zombie apocalypse did happen in reality it would end fast because governments will nuke the shit outta them before they let the situation get out of hand. This is reality not a movie.
      But if they don't these people that say that they are ready for a Zombie apocalypse would quickly shit their underwear if it actually happen and they come face to face with a real zombie.
      A Zombie apocalypse is scientific possible but it wouldn't happen the way we all would think it will.

    • @judeskater93
      @judeskater93 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Divine_Wrath and what if the outbreak happened within the government?

    • @acedog7420
      @acedog7420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone would be prepared? Not many prepare for Zombies (since it is fictional) or an apocalypse since there is such a low chance of them to happen. Also not many have the supplies for a long lasting apocalypse since they are quite pricey. Also if people believe the world is ending they will panic, riot, loot, and maybe kill. If people actually believe the end of the world rumors. If the people ever find out since the government always seem to cover things up to "keep us safe" or "prevent panic". This means the threat could grow until it is to overwhelming and that is the start of an apocalypse.

  • @yourfather6353
    @yourfather6353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Who's watching in 2017

  • @akitaxx
    @akitaxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ultimately if you're alone it's probably better to team with strangers. just don't form bonds with those who, in your eyes, will enviably die, such as weak people, slow people or idiots. don't hesitate to sacrifice strangers either. it's not like they were preemptively gonna live-

  • @cherrysoda2642
    @cherrysoda2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse?
    1: Get some juggernog and PHD flopper
    2: Get a ray gun
    3: find a good training spot

  • @govanishyourself1535
    @govanishyourself1535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:44 and I'm already failing at surviving it

    • @plshavegoodtime7697
      @plshavegoodtime7697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go Vanish Yourself lol I am not

    • @jordanlewin8460
      @jordanlewin8460 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂

    • @apgames8881
      @apgames8881 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im oposite of you then.I don t really know who to fight but i know who to run im not really fastest runner but i can run for very long.

  • @mysterygirl0423
    @mysterygirl0423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If a zombie apocalypse was to happen now or in the future we better hope it's the walking dead zombies😂.

    • @ididntknowshewas1470
      @ididntknowshewas1470 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd prefer World War Z Zombies

    • @mysterygirl0423
      @mysterygirl0423 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Nigerian Cousin 😅Why???

    • @fatalpenguin296
      @fatalpenguin296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Icess The ArcticWolf they are slow and you can ran from it

    • @squeezylemon3122
      @squeezylemon3122 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheFatalPenguin the book or the movie they're easily as bad because the movie they run like hell in the book they gather in horses and it's hard to kill them if your trapped

    • @fatalpenguin296
      @fatalpenguin296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squeezy Lemon lol sorry my mistake😂

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what I do is plant a column of winter melons with pumpkins on tile 3, then get cob cannons in the pool, and spam starfruits on the front, maybe a couple gloom shrooms on the second to zombies tile helps too.

  • @bhumirajmushahary3446
    @bhumirajmushahary3446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Who’s here after Corona Virus outbreak

  • @lolidkman2512
    @lolidkman2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Zombie deer are here, it’s time for this to be useful

  • @willzyt5794
    @willzyt5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:49 "JuSt USe YoUr aRmS"
    -- Awe me. Oct 22, 2015

  • @miabergeron8534
    @miabergeron8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to watch this video for fun, but with how 2020 is going so far, this video seems more important

  • @abregadoatseri4974
    @abregadoatseri4974 ปีที่แล้ว

    the editor and joe make this videos the most badass thing in the internet

  • @theumesss8715
    @theumesss8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *who else is here for comments like the zombie deer desease???*

    • @Chudwaffle945
      @Chudwaffle945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like the comment but it’s at 69 😔👊

  • @_TheSplicer_
    @_TheSplicer_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    5:36 Sword is not the best option. You need training to use it properly and it would get dull. A blunt weapon is the best.

    • @latelettuce7873
      @latelettuce7873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a blunt weapon could get stuck and you don't have training to use it and it would take a lot to get it dull because zombies have easier to destroy skulls because they are just rotting corpses so sword in one of the best options and you can train your self

    • @l.d.cfilms4363
      @l.d.cfilms4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lightsaber

    • @LightningNLightning323
      @LightningNLightning323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A dull is better, truly.

    • @billtingting7106
      @billtingting7106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you can find a real samurai sword from Japan those never need sharpening and the good one cut like a hot knife through butter!

    • @potatoman6393
      @potatoman6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a katana

  • @TheSandwhichman108
    @TheSandwhichman108 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another tip. MAKE SURE TO READ THE LABLES ON ANY CONTAINERS YOU FIND WHEN LOOKING FOR SUPPLIES.
    For all you know something that look’s like a soup can could actually be full of some really strong cleaning chemicals.
    If the label is missing or too damaged to read it’s probably a bad idea to eat it.
    Still chemicals can be used for utility reasons later on so I still think holding onto it could prove useful.

  • @sirowl1363
    @sirowl1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zombie Apocalypse starts
    Gamers: We’ve been waiting for this

  • @darksunrise957
    @darksunrise957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    All these "zombie apocalypse" tips and whatnot seem to assume you'd stay in a ground-level building.
    Seriously? One of the biggest weaknesses of zombies is climbing. Another is taking cover from weapons. What you should do is find a high-rise building, establish your home several (or many, depending on the kind of view you like to have, and how many flights of stairs you're willing to climb...) stories up, knock out all of the stairs from a couple of floors below you, and install ladders. If the building has an elevator shaft, drop the elevator by severing the lines with industrial grade metal shears, and install a winch-powered rope lift to haul loads of supplies up and down many flights. Scavange solar panels from high-income buildings and install them over the roof of the building for power. If you don't have any problems with other humans around, you can install ziplines between other buildings both for quick escapes, or an alternate place to haul supplies from. If you begin a colony, expand upward through the floors; being a highrise, it would already be segmented and have plenty of space for families or groups of others to stay together.
    Essentially, it would be a huge defensible space for a colony, with no way for Zombies to get up, plenty of ways out, easy transport of supplies, a great vantage point, a chokepoint for invading humans, and has all the space you miht ever need.
    Also, if your colony ever DOES fill the building up, you can expand outward to neighboring highrises: I mean, it's likely not the only one surrounded by single-story businesses, right? You can also build bridges between multiple buildings, if need be, using steel beams ripped from other abandoned buildings.
    Just my two cents.

    • @duksingchau8948
      @duksingchau8948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jordi Santini Great point

    • @Beremor
      @Beremor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jordi Santini It would be a decent short-term solution, but it has a bunch of problems.
      First, you'd have to make absolutely certain there's not a single zombie anywhere in the entire building nor any way at all for the zombies to get up to the higher levels. After all, it just takes one mistake for your face to get chewed off in your sleep.
      Second, it's really not easy to manipulate a building in the way you proposed. Modern stairs and especially elevators are built with many, many safety precautions in mind. For instance, elevators are made so they simply get stuck in place if the cable snaps (surprise: People really don't like the idea of freefalling an uncertain height in a tiny, inescapable room and made sure that doesn't happen).
      Third, your solution requires at least basic expertise in engineering, which many people nowadays no longer have. Not many people know how to properly install solar panels or build a lift or zipline that doesn't get stuck or break under its own weight.
      Fourth, your solution will attract other survivors and require high-level social management pretty much right away. You'd have to be prepared to deal with crises daily and establish a political hierarchy with proper laws and peace enforcement.
      If, however, you find a solution for all these problems, you would indeed have a decent short- to mid-term base against the living dead.

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Beremor You have the point, but all of those could be overcome using time.
      The rooms would be searched one by one, methodically, while we scavenge what valuables there are in each section, and take note of any larger resources we could use in the future. (I.E. Maintenance rooms/supply closets, etc.). We would work our way slowly up, floor by floor. When we aren't doing that, we'd tie something across the stairwell doors (like police tape, etc.) and if we find one of them broken, we know something has come through, and we'd search it out. As long as we keep all the doors closed behind us when we finish checking rooms, they shouldn't refill with any zeds, and we should find any new wanderers easy enough in the halls.
      The elevators, I had thought of, but hadn't thought of mentioning in my original comment. It would simply require some more effort and tools,; We'd just need to remove the break pads and other safety features, which can be done with tools. Basically, if it was put up, it can be taken down. If it proves too difficult or dangerous, we just scrap that idea, and maybe make the lift hang out of a window with a boom.
      As for engineering problems, most cities probably have a library, which would still work after an outbreak. Most even still have a backup paper catalog. Also, most buildings with solar panels or other similar fixtures probably have a manual lying around in their maintenance department, and if we're their to get solar panels, we can afford the time to search through some drawers for one...
      Yes, one of the main points of settling in a large building would be to form a community quickly. because while yes, more people require more resources and management, it means there are more people to scavenge for, defend, and mange the place. We'd try to get as much of the supplies as we could from grocery stores, hardware stores, hunting stores, the rest of our/other's buildings, etc. before scavengers raid them all. We'd have to set up a rain collection system(s) on the roof, set up of a couple secure storage areas in our building, ziplines, housing, defense from both zeds and hostile scavengers, etc. etc. etc.
      Also, depending on how quickly we get there, we might find some people boarded up in their apartments or an office, etc. who we can persuade to join our community.
      There's just so much I could say about this, but it's becoming a wall of text... XD

    • @sinephase
      @sinephase 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jordi Santini without being able to grow food and collect enough water, it's a failed idea. Good at first, though.

    • @bloodimir5178
      @bloodimir5178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +sinephase the building would most likely have a roof you could do that on

  • @Cookiesdiefrombehind
    @Cookiesdiefrombehind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Swords don't require any training to use effectively? hah.

    • @locked797
      @locked797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Alexander Salt Don't be pretentions, swinging a sword with a pretty good acuracy is easy. There is no secret trick, it is just like swinging a stick about, but you need to be aware of which side is sharp and what not.

    • @sebgillman5841
      @sebgillman5841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +locked797 stick em with the pointy end

    • @Razzerfly
      @Razzerfly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      other than edge alignment, against a mindless opponent not really. its not like fighting an intelligent being. but for the love of god do not use a katana. it will break before any western sword of the same quality

    • @ChanceTheBrony
      @ChanceTheBrony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +locked797 Swinging a sword like a baseball bat is easy. Actually cutting with it requires good blade alignment, or else you're more likely to hit stuff with the flat. Swinging it quickly, repeatedly, and powerfully requires certain techniques in handling it and moving it. Etc. etc.
      This is why people practice with them. It's not as simple as TV makes it look.

    • @thumbthumb5998
      @thumbthumb5998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep try using a Kahana compared to an axe.

  • @memenet3449
    @memenet3449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Howdy did ole do 0:10

  • @shrimp0353
    @shrimp0353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m gonna need this for 2020

  • @hughjanus9201
    @hughjanus9201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    i kinda see zombie fanbpys learning parkour and getting stuff they dont need when they are out of shape an 600 pounds thats what i see in my mind

  • @lilmario0
    @lilmario0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Lol A Tesla would make a great vehicle during a zombie apocalypse

    • @massim0g
      @massim0g 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yuo. Bioweapon defense mode, can use solar power (especially from superchargers), is silent and is quite sturdy.

    • @massim0g
      @massim0g 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Massimog *yup

    • @mohammadhijazi4498
      @mohammadhijazi4498 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      plus it's fast and hard for zombies to grip on to

    • @massim0g
      @massim0g 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alberach There will be superchargers scattered everywhere, and they are solar powered. Panels don't just "fail", and can often be repaired. Plus, any generator would work, solar panels are just the most convenient.

    • @Ka1ashOffdog
      @Ka1ashOffdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +lilmario0 was thinking about that, or if you are in the midwest USA, find someones modified car that runs on an E85 tune, then use the surrounding corn to make ethanol

  • @Angela-hv2py
    @Angela-hv2py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:53 lets call them walkers hehe

  • @jorgetheyellowgreenbean5908
    @jorgetheyellowgreenbean5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish these were still made I love this series