How to Break Out of Jail - EPIC HOW TO

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    So, you're in the slammer. Don't worry, AWE Me is here to help you Get Out of Jail! We're not here to judge, we're just here to break you out, because it's better to watch Orange is the New Black from the comfort of your secret hide-out than to live IRL.
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  • @waltz2394
    @waltz2394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    We all know this guy is gonna survive everything
    Edit: Hello me from the past

  • @rileyfreeman7122
    @rileyfreeman7122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Dat moment when the guards see an inmate watching this video.

    • @luisthemexican1457
      @luisthemexican1457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Riley Freeman your profile pic

    • @eshanjabeer1389
      @eshanjabeer1389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riley Freeman I

    • @hattiedunham8866
      @hattiedunham8866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What if the guards ask him who are you watching and they say epic how to the the guards say I love that guy before you know it there laying in the bad together watch his videos

    • @islastewart9493
      @islastewart9493 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riley Freeman 😂😂😂

    • @the_black_fox9136
      @the_black_fox9136 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol XD

  • @seingam5625
    @seingam5625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    The FBI wants to know your location

  • @kajii1793
    @kajii1793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Me : Swears on ROBLOX
    5 mins after : *Watches this video*

    • @alexengstrom6488
      @alexengstrom6488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I did it then i thought i would get banned

    • @lordxam5243
      @lordxam5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What did you say? Heck?
      (Sorry for bad language)

    • @Orangeboyhd
      @Orangeboyhd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how could you man

    • @thebrickler2299
      @thebrickler2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Impossible. Roblox censors everything in 5 km radius to a bad word

    • @raima4654
      @raima4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      #### ###

  • @kawaiimelissagaming4775
    @kawaiimelissagaming4775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    how to survive a tsunami

  • @dickwwee9366
    @dickwwee9366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    How to survive not picking up the phone when your mom calls

    • @nightveil3870
      @nightveil3870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fluffy fluff you don't.

    • @nitro5247
      @nitro5247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fluffy fluff my phone died

    • @hidoprime5179
      @hidoprime5179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph The Doom Marine and you will be too xd

  • @caskeizer3973
    @caskeizer3973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    How to get out of jail
    1. Don’t get in jail
    That’s it

    • @hopeslover6778
      @hopeslover6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OH MY GOD YOURE A GENIUS

    • @orangemango1254
      @orangemango1254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Q2000000

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To get out, you need to get in.

    • @truthworld7721
      @truthworld7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The question is how to get out of jail.

    • @amigoconmigo
      @amigoconmigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True because if you have 9 years old jail
      Just wait 9 years and you will be free

  • @tinkiewinkie8522
    @tinkiewinkie8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    when my dad had a one year sentence before I was born, a prisoner attacked a guard and held in hostage, my dad attacked the prisoner to help the guard and got his sentence to six months in prison.

    • @purpledefaultpfp6233
      @purpledefaultpfp6233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sick

    • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
      @Lego_Bespin_Guard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those 6 months must've been awful for him

    • @thecodebreaker3523
      @thecodebreaker3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lego_Bespin_Guard at least it wasn't a year

    • @dwpetterson
      @dwpetterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thecodebreaker3523 yeah but everyone would have hated him

  • @skelator_
    @skelator_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    how to survive an apocalypse

    • @musicianscrub458
      @musicianscrub458 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** the one that matters jesus loves you 420 blaze it

    • @anthonyma4141
      @anthonyma4141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea

    • @elias10ar
      @elias10ar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to survive an apoklypa

    • @Drealmers
      @Drealmers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sya792 how to survive an apocalypse
      Nice idea

    • @ShadowJumpa
      @ShadowJumpa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes do this

  • @bossop888
    @bossop888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    whos watching this in jail ?

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I am following the steps. Im currently walking out right now

    • @olusumboogunleye8518
      @olusumboogunleye8518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm in jail! It's pretty nice here, though. We got drugs, basketball, drugs, a sauna, drugs, a coffee shop, drugs, a shooting range, and drugs! And the guards are actually just cardboard cutouts, but they think we don't know. And there's drugs.

    • @mrcheckhammmer
      @mrcheckhammmer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Peyton White (Arsenal of Democracy) are there drugs though?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MrCheckHammer Maybe.

  • @Magmava
    @Magmava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    1:38 Or worse...

    • @neonatom8646
      @neonatom8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't understand it.. .-.

    • @djayden4661
      @djayden4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I just dropped something lemme get it real qui-wait a minute

    • @Noknes
      @Noknes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dragonplayz4215 or worse....

    • @auliasilkapianis1482
      @auliasilkapianis1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or worse *SPLASH

    • @turtleruski1915
      @turtleruski1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *drops soap*
      Whoops lemme get that.
      *everyone looks at me*
      Ok I’m almo-
      y my butt so weird

  • @nathentengi3297
    @nathentengi3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    How to stop an addiction.
    How to win the lottery.
    How to win at the casino game.
    How to always win monoply.
    How to pick out clothes.
    How to win at golf.
    How to get a tank.
    How to get a yt channel.
    How to escape a horror movie.
    How to become a Jedi.
    How to pick out the right dog.
    How to open a business or move theater.
    How to become a us govenor.
    How to become a adult.
    How to become a dictator.
    How to pick out lunch.
    How to picout the right jewlery.
    How to give your girlfriend\wife or boy the right gift.
    How to rob a plane?
    How to create blank.
    How to be a Kung Fu master.
    How to kidnap Scooby Doo.

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3 of your 4 request are addictions lol

    • @nathentengi3297
      @nathentengi3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Said how to win is important

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the lottery there is no way to win the odds are never in your favour same with casino

    • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
      @fuzzzbuzzz4208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those aren’t really epic, they’re kinda just sad

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuzzzbuzzz4208 true

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    the moment u realize ur now in the fbi's watchlist bc u watched this vid

    • @iloric6544
      @iloric6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      worth it

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Correction: The moment you realize your now on the FBI’s watchlist, because you watched this video.

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also I can’t be on the fbis watch list I live in Canada

    • @skepticcritic6910
      @skepticcritic6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darthvader8641 r/woooosh

    • @phucngo1979
      @phucngo1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supreme Leader Snoke meh too

  • @taxis_net
    @taxis_net 9 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    How to survive in a war

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ταξιάρχης Φοίβος Μπλούνας run away from it ?

    • @DivinosSigma1
      @DivinosSigma1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hircine Yes, outrun bullets and artillery fire, sounds like a great plan...

    • @MecMachinic
      @MecMachinic 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casusl just out run the hostilities/armies. it takes time to set up a war after everyone decides that they do not like each other.

    • @StefanSchenkel
      @StefanSchenkel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hircine deserters will be executed.. That's a shameful way to day if you ask me

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stefan Schenkel he said How to survive in a war
      he never said you was a part of the war so why would you be a deserter ?

  • @jacobcrawford9146
    @jacobcrawford9146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is the most accurate representation ive heard from a popular creator about prison gangs and respect. It's true, you don't have to join a gang. People will respect you if you stick up for yourself. Even if you're a scrawny ass dude that gets his ass beat, if you fight back, you're golden. Respect is everything. Not fighting back means you don't respect yourself.

    • @iisadelrey
      @iisadelrey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      shut up cornball

  • @animeisfordorks2737
    @animeisfordorks2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I miss this man watched him when I was in my last year of middle school

  • @ObiJuanKenobi3
    @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I've barricaded myself in my own room. The coppers are at my door trying to get me out, they even brought the negotiator. I feel special. I could face ten to twenty if they find me. My crime, trumpeting without a license. They'll never take me alive... *toot*

  • @user-ow5sm1ro8k
    @user-ow5sm1ro8k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    *Dad*
    Why is the FBI here?

  • @kritikall.
    @kritikall. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Never drop the soap. DON’T DO IT
    Edit:Thanks For 111 likes guys!!
    Edit: I’m taking this comment down next month

  • @chishebono3423
    @chishebono3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:01
    How to escape from jail or school 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vents, know your vent systems and ya Golden.

  • @DLCSpider
    @DLCSpider 9 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    How to hide a dead body. PLEASE BE QUICK, IT STARTS TO SMELL

    • @agcat92
      @agcat92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DLC Spider You can melt it with chemical?

    • @CommieGlorp
      @CommieGlorp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      DLC Spider Don't do it in a bathtub.

    • @dahulius
      @dahulius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cut it to pieces, use a mixer to make all meat and muscles into either liquid or semi-liquid, crush all the bones into tiny pieces and flush it all down the toilet. Make sure to clean everything with bleach afterward...maybe flush some to (or drain cleaner) to make sure you're clean.

    • @DLCSpider
      @DLCSpider 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Problem sovled. Ate it.

    • @assikopp123
      @assikopp123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Next time dig a 10 feet hole, throw the body in, fill it back to 5ft depth, throw a dead dog in, fill hole, done.
      No one digs below a buried dog, trust me.

  • @AlbertoTamez
    @AlbertoTamez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    how to pass school quickley

    • @Shohaikan
      @Shohaikan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Alberto Tamez You can start out by spelling correctly.

    • @itsobviiouz7988
      @itsobviiouz7988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looki Garushia LMFAO!

    • @MastaGambit
      @MastaGambit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looki Garushia That's actually true. XD

    • @AndreiBurykin
      @AndreiBurykin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alberto Tamez Prison)))))

    • @collinwowfan
      @collinwowfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looki Garushia best one

  • @SneakrCanada
    @SneakrCanada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally they did how to break out of school EVERYONE LISTEN UP

  • @Saidzie
    @Saidzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    How many criminals have watched this?

    • @Lukaaaaaaa77
      @Lukaaaaaaa77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not telling you

    • @justin1000stra
      @justin1000stra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hardcore will never die...

    • @imnotpoorimbroke9560
      @imnotpoorimbroke9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how the hell would we know?

    • @danielhogue4439
      @danielhogue4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No prisoners have watched this because they don't have internet access in some iails

    • @uussaa1461
      @uussaa1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im not snitching

  • @KreSade01
    @KreSade01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    How to build a death star. No questions please.

    • @user-ok8vh7zq9s
      @user-ok8vh7zq9s 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You tried

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Jonathan Petrosky How to dispose of a body. No questions please.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Death star can blow up planets. Don't need to dispose a body. Its vaporized.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol random transparency

    • @sushifoxy1853
      @sushifoxy1853 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +lol random lol

  • @OldDanTucker
    @OldDanTucker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    combine breaking out of jail and faking your death, you got the perfect escape.

    • @KingOmega123
      @KingOmega123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Noah Sanders and live out in Vanuatu for the rest of your life

    • @vanessachard3248
      @vanessachard3248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noah Sanders that's how to get buried alive

    • @Twelvebeans
      @Twelvebeans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Redstone Legend Please read it again.

    • @Christian-qn7ve
      @Christian-qn7ve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noah Sanders dude thas an escape from the escapists 2

    • @MuffinCIub
      @MuffinCIub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Sanders i was think the same thing

  • @morganamorgan1106
    @morganamorgan1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! Might come in handy later in life!

  • @nikithlal8526
    @nikithlal8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude we need more of this series

  • @jessiepinkman2752
    @jessiepinkman2752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    how to rob a bank

    • @jazminejimenez9691
      @jazminejimenez9691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jessie Pinkman yeesss how to rob a bank please!!!

    • @jessiepinkman2752
      @jessiepinkman2752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      help make this the no #1 comment

    • @Ian-pk9qw
      @Ian-pk9qw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jessie Pinkman ??? calm down there buddy

    • @jessiepinkman2752
      @jessiepinkman2752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +DANK MEMES why tho

    • @Ian-pk9qw
      @Ian-pk9qw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jessie Pinkman its crazy to Rob a bank man but yea tat would be cool

  • @bradley4ever
    @bradley4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    all of the dislikes are from the police officers

    • @ducky5581
      @ducky5581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes they are

    • @dailysandwich4838
      @dailysandwich4838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about those peopole who found this too complocated?

  • @draco9291
    @draco9291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a former inmate I’m very grateful for this video 👍

  • @projectmoneyy
    @projectmoneyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *FBI wants to know your location..*

  • @underdasink8641
    @underdasink8641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I told this to my dad and the next day he's on the lose

    • @dannydao9207
      @dannydao9207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @ethical7170
      @ethical7170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ERC MOTION ERC MOTION How long did he stay gone or is he still gone?

    • @meterman1000
      @meterman1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really

    • @ameromari4195
      @ameromari4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fat Turtle that's sad

    • @bigshmitty169
      @bigshmitty169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theslaver 28 lol sounds like you lost your grammar in jail.

  • @Aeroshifter
    @Aeroshifter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Or you could always just get four people in clown masks to break you out while you're being transferred.

    • @potatogod9737
      @potatogod9737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      One of them will probably leave during the breakout though.

    • @dennis2129
      @dennis2129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol gta v ;)

    • @ArcaneFuror
      @ArcaneFuror 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      payday 2 :3

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Arcane Furor Thank you, someone finally got it!

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dionisis Milonas Nah, I'm thinking more like Payday

  • @relaxedamphibian2933
    @relaxedamphibian2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish this series was still around 😔

  • @danknecoarc7174
    @danknecoarc7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bring back this series!

  • @jamie20890
    @jamie20890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    watches first 5 seconds *knock knock knock* "FBI OPEN UP!"

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpiderPig123 Master five seconds is BEFORE THE VIDEO

    • @aghoul7316
      @aghoul7316 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOf you got called out

    • @dj505gaming6
      @dj505gaming6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpiderPig123 Master ladies and gentlemen we got em

    • @beepbeep360
      @beepbeep360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @xyeytiyroblos2385
      @xyeytiyroblos2385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? 10 secs before vid

  • @rothroth8127
    @rothroth8127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    How to become a millionaire by just sitting in front of computer

    • @brcha
      @brcha 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puthearoth Buth Try making facebook or google or microsoft or apple.

    • @Fantasmafamiglia
      @Fantasmafamiglia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Puthearoth Buth play games and yell and do stupid sounds and faces every 5 sec easy pewdiepie level

    • @EhtaZUGGE
      @EhtaZUGGE 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puthearoth Buth They already made "how to make money buy playing video games" or something like that

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puthearoth Buth If you're a woman, you can do sexy things on your webcam.

    • @rothroth8127
      @rothroth8127 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      EhtaZUGGE well i prefer sth more like App, Soft , Web, game....Developers.. stuffs like that

  • @jeffhand8658
    @jeffhand8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm breaking out of this jail tonight, thanks for the advice.

  • @Hello-ht1wy
    @Hello-ht1wy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Alright if i fail to hack vbucks to my fortnite account i know what to do

  • @Skythedragon
    @Skythedragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Best way of getting out: never get in!

  • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
    @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Instructions were not clear. Ended up walking all the way to hawaii.

    • @sotozephyre1112
      @sotozephyre1112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Princess TNT omg are you Jesus?!

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheStrangeFishlikeEntity ANOTHER DANGANRONPA FAN?!

    • @jellysuny2319
      @jellysuny2319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jiggly puff no

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoldenGamer he has a danganronpa profil pic. AND YOUR PIC IS A DEAD MEME

    • @nekonii7148
      @nekonii7148 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice job! Time to track your ip and send you back!

  • @brodyelliott6181
    @brodyelliott6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t wait to become a lvl 100 boss with these tips

  • @Maheshrpsharma
    @Maheshrpsharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's so much fun to imagine ur techniques in same time as ur saying

  • @Vixikats
    @Vixikats 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I work as a corrections officer in a local jail facility and to be honest, there's really nothing he's saying that's wrong. In fact, so long as you don't interact with the guards or other inmates and make yourself recognizable, it would be surprisingly easy to have a full suit smuggled in and you just walk right out the front door as an attorney.
    While they're supposed to wear badges that label them as visitors, none of us ever bother to actually check to make sure that every single person who isn't an inmate has one. Like he said, most officers are just plain overworked. 12 to 16 hour shifts with no breaks dealing with crybaby inmates all day is extremely exhausting, trust me.
    If I were planning on breaking out of jail, that would be how I did it. Either that or incapacitating the SINGLE guard in the entire unit, taking his clothes, dressing as an officer and walking out like one of the "new" guys. That method is only acceptable if, like in my facility, there's only one officer per unit and it's at night when there's no witness' to see you knock them out and slip into their clothes. The turnover rate in jails is so high, as long as you're a smooth talker and can lie convincingly if stopped, no one will think twice. You're just one of the dozen new people, after all.

  • @idfkgohst9942
    @idfkgohst9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    dislikes are from people who didnt escape prison

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and got stuck at least two years.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @minecraftgamer girl they would get out of prison after their time and leave a dislike on the non helpful video.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @minecraftgamer girl libraries anyone?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @minecraftgamer girl or computer labs?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @minecraftgamer girl its not that they have no computer access after their time in prison just limited computer access.

  • @bharatshah3797
    @bharatshah3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " No , Mr. Warden , I was just ..... watching this for entertainment ."
    - My last words before solitary confinement

  • @satanlookatthemlegs4356
    @satanlookatthemlegs4356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol guys come break out of prison and come to Belgium it’s hella chill here

  • @AvianEdits
    @AvianEdits 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    HOW TO PASS FINAL EXAMS

    • @TheKikou18
      @TheKikou18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Avian Edits Be a genius and do nothing, it works !

    • @AvianEdits
      @AvianEdits 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sporarum Hōshi tried that. i have to retake 3 exams 6 tests and prepare for 5 other exams.

    • @behemothokun
      @behemothokun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Avian Edits pay attention in class, this way no extra learning is required; it worked for me.

    • @AvianEdits
      @AvianEdits 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Behemothokun try that too. still same result

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Avian Edits Or how to cheat on exams... that's more Epic How To's style.

  • @Art-py4qo
    @Art-py4qo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    how to survive a whooping from ur mum

    • @tl3795
      @tl3795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AxrtPlays just don't get into one in the first place or fake ur death while running

    • @summerboyd3862
      @summerboyd3862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Something Something lolol legos save the day again.

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Summer Boyd No they don't. They hurt you.

    • @somelitkid7188
      @somelitkid7188 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something Something thanks

    • @johnnyweetard4482
      @johnnyweetard4482 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AxrtPlays its impossible.

  • @MarqueeliusThe_III
    @MarqueeliusThe_III 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a prisoner, thank you for this tutorial I’m currently waiting for the perfect moment to initiate my plan.

  • @jojosiwa1791
    @jojosiwa1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Super helpful! Thanks buddy!

  • @sweetvictoria7842
    @sweetvictoria7842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    How to rob a bank

    • @Andreyy1995
      @Andreyy1995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes Pls

    • @kristofferdjuve3631
      @kristofferdjuve3631 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah how to rob a bank

    • @salenstormwing
      @salenstormwing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Evil Ken That should have been the Epic How To before Epic How To Break out of prison.

    • @uldupits17
      @uldupits17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Ken Yea and how to spend your money safely afterwards while laying low at the same time.. :)) :D

  • @Jayde396
    @Jayde396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I bet prison guards watched this just in case

  • @Username-xq2ri
    @Username-xq2ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    and how do you know this?...

    • @VegaPunk.
      @VegaPunk. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GET EM BOYS

    • @amyllari5274
      @amyllari5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *FBI open up*

    • @projectmoneyy
      @projectmoneyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em...

    • @cheyennehill5341
      @cheyennehill5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xd Turquoise research.

  • @kersondedxx2006
    @kersondedxx2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He he Thanks! I just went to Area 51 but I got arrested....I watched your video and you just helped me to get out of Jail...Thanks So Much.
    You: *Wait, how'd you get your phone and WiFi?*
    Me: Ummmmmmm.....Don't ask

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The prison population of the US is a tenth the size of the population of Australia.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      That's just crazy.

    • @diarmuid4191
      @diarmuid4191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Boglenight Half of Ireland we have 4,000,000

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my countrys population
      Latvia 2 million

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WALLe COOKIE
      Wow, that's freaky.
      Also I haven't heard of your country before but it has a nice name where about in the world is it?

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BC 07135
      will you agree that we baltics share nothing with slavs.

  • @Jp-ow6nm
    @Jp-ow6nm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Thanks I'll be sure to tell my dad on my next visit

    • @willemw6799
      @willemw6799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaqhahhahwhqhwhahahahahahahahaahha

    • @hr-cf9no
      @hr-cf9no 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EMPANADA GAMING
      I hope he manages to get out! Good luck!

    • @jolenelies7104
      @jolenelies7104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EMPANADA GAMING lmao

    • @ElijahMaki
      @ElijahMaki 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EMPANADA GAMING is it out yet

    • @GenyLady
      @GenyLady 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GAMING is a great game but the fact that every game has been made for the best is the game for the iPhone and iPad game so much fun for all my family friends and friends who have been playing the same games for a long while they have to do with my life but they don't like me to try it again and again but it doesn't have the game to play it all of my time

  • @me_a_weeb5619
    @me_a_weeb5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the prision guard said 1 more video before lights out
    me:

  • @heresthepork4220
    @heresthepork4220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get the feeling if you ever go to court the police might find this upload on your PC

  • @chilling8831
    @chilling8831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    So what im getting from this is
    dont join a gang
    pick a fight with someone and get your ass beat so you wont get raped
    ask timmy from down the block to use his helicopter to fly you out
    and go to vanuatu

    • @stargazer1909
      @stargazer1909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GokuThe AMVGod pretty much

  • @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645
    @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    if i was a homeless man then i would want to go to prison. why? because you have food and a shelter.

    • @Stunder0319
      @Stunder0319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Epic how to:Get food and shelter as a homeless person.
      Step 1:Do something illegal and do it BIG.(well not till you get executed)
      Step 2:Now your in prison for ? years.
      Step 3:if you got out because you served you punishment DO STEP 1 & 2 AGAIN but make your illegal activity become less illegal if you do it again because they might gather alot of illegal activity from you and execute you for all your big illegal activity

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It depends where you live but over 90% of countries in the world, if not all of them cannot execute prisoners anymore.

    • @rikumajumder1558
      @rikumajumder1558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe just murder a family and live in their house and then move on to another one...

    • @bigloud7067
      @bigloud7067 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a statistic on the 90% thing

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was an exaggeration. The point is not a lot of countries anymore condone or allow execution

  • @trevie25
    @trevie25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I KNEW I was going to need this some day!!!

  • @unkhagan9392
    @unkhagan9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This series is my childhood

  • @hamzah9522
    @hamzah9522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    How to survive death

  • @BorinGTv
    @BorinGTv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Who else subscribes to this channel just for EPIC HOW TO?

  • @MizuMakesContent
    @MizuMakesContent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the Tutorial!

  • @karol._.1229
    @karol._.1229 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I MISS THIS SHOW

  • @niamh1479
    @niamh1479 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    how to be an assassin

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiggers claws Do you want to know how to kill someone, or how to find someone who will pay you to do it?

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daniel Carrier probably he means jumping from roof on enemy, like in AC

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HeavySandvichGuy1 A better guide would be how to fall from great heights while keeping bone breaking and other injuries to a minimum.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prof. Luigi Use a parachute.

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiggers claws or hitman :)

  • @thomaslongo3735
    @thomaslongo3735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    how to get out of jail: not commit a crime in the first place

  • @googlespud6387
    @googlespud6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Instructions unclear, became the guard

  • @Matt-Jones
    @Matt-Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you talked about Creative you forgot one of the best escapes i can think of the 10 Doors escape from south Africa (Escape from Pretoria). Now that is an epic escape.

  • @jacketyt6992
    @jacketyt6992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    In Germany it isn't illegal to break out of jail, because it's the will/a human instinct of freedom

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JacketYT so what happens of you escape and get caught?

    • @marcuss5089
      @marcuss5089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sabertooth just looked it up and it said that once you are caught you return to Jail with the same amount of year as your current prison sentence

    • @stellabell9074
      @stellabell9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A fu**ing murderer can bail out of jail pending trial if they have enough power, prestige and $$$ and hire a solid Attorney with a solid case (or use their $$$ to flee the USA to a Non-allied country and go on murdering people) while someone Poor who committed a Victimless crime will sit in jail and rot and never get a fair chance to defend themselves, possibly spending the next 5 or 10 years (or longer thanks to Mandatory Minimum laws, which are insane- like, a person can get 25 years for stealing a can of tuna if they've already been caught a few other times doing the same thing) for a crime that never hurt a single soul.

  • @andrecurtis6625
    @andrecurtis6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Rules of escaping:
    1. Format, know the format of the prison and its weaknesses
    2. Routine, know the guards near u and their routines
    3. Help from the inside or outside

    • @hamodimehdi4098
      @hamodimehdi4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andre Curtis u have watched prison break to Much, playd jailbreak in roblox too:)

    • @lpscharlottecz8179
      @lpscharlottecz8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Escape plan movie

    • @kevintfrm8329
      @kevintfrm8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Escape plan lol

    • @kingboogie6844
      @kingboogie6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's impossible in Russia

    • @weebistk8269
      @weebistk8269 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks! Now I’m out of jail👍

  • @rachelbrisbane9552
    @rachelbrisbane9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The need to do more of these videos!!!!!

  • @arkarbuns
    @arkarbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks! Looks like it’ll be another few years before you see me again!

  • @joshuaosei5628
    @joshuaosei5628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Prisons are watching this I guess. We gotta step up our game.

    • @dapperjens8086
      @dapperjens8086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD Your picture matches ur comment perfectly

    • @joshuaosei5628
      @joshuaosei5628 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dovah of the Blue Lol 😂

    • @6kang971
      @6kang971 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are from jk right?

  • @Nvhl34
    @Nvhl34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You probably should have covered how you are supposed to travel overseas as a wanted man.

    • @sircodedred5006
      @sircodedred5006 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      easy just build a small boat or fake a passport

    • @Nvhl34
      @Nvhl34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +TheFireKing Gaming Yes building a small boat that can travel thousands of miles, and faking a passport post 9/11. Two very easy things.

    • @thefailninja238
      @thefailninja238 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nvhl34 dont worry he was a detainee that escaped 2 times with those tricks

    • @ImKatric
      @ImKatric 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nvhl34 so true how will you get an airport pass?

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nvhl34 smuggle yourself onto a ship?

  • @lokivanni2500
    @lokivanni2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like to write. This is all great for writing my story arc. Thank you 😊

  • @azazelsvideos8298
    @azazelsvideos8298 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forget Cinema Summary. This man has always been on our side.

  • @snapnote2926
    @snapnote2926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:52
    This... this extradition treaty is beautiful.

  • @dude37
    @dude37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    How to take over the world... Not that I need a plan, because I already have one. Spoilers - It involves hamsters trained in the ninja arts. No one will see them coming, and by the time they do, it'll be too late. And when the dust settles, you all will bow before me and my unstoppable ninja hamster army

    • @ShikanNopp
      @ShikanNopp 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dork Knight lol well thought out plan

    • @Avalanche272_
      @Avalanche272_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Dork Knight Oh man... You thought of ninja hamsters too? Dammit...

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dork Knight Bring on the ninja snake army, watch your back...

    • @mmamarac
      @mmamarac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Dork Knight sorry but gingers have already started. Too late. MUAJAJAJJAJA

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dork Knight That plan won't work unless they are mutant teenagers as well.

  • @peanut_boi7675
    @peanut_boi7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Currently watching this in jail, thanks m8

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I snuck into a bathroom and [REDACTED]

  • @potatogirl6316
    @potatogirl6316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    how to survive a terrorist attack

    • @TheBcm3585
      @TheBcm3585 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antanas what if it's a suicide attack

    • @leepicmartin7878
      @leepicmartin7878 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      easy stay in a bunker i come up every hour my house gets bombed at least twice a week

  • @unknowngamer-tg8yv
    @unknowngamer-tg8yv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    how to escape school

    • @moistmaster342
      @moistmaster342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unknown gamer LOL

    • @moistmaster342
      @moistmaster342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just follow this video

    • @kertkopper
      @kertkopper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just walk out.

    • @emilianorios4761
      @emilianorios4761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have just walked out before

    • @goldiful9439
      @goldiful9439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      unknown gamer tell your teacher you are sick.

  • @toewsheggedal5788
    @toewsheggedal5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: watches video
    Dad: *son why is the FBI here?*

  • @idontevenknowanymore3852
    @idontevenknowanymore3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *posts video
    Police: wait that’s illegal

  • @randomthoughtstheories6681
    @randomthoughtstheories6681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    How to escape school

    • @henriksundqvist5089
      @henriksundqvist5089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the Cash-er
      Fake being sick or just flee!

    • @thomascox7502
      @thomascox7502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the Cash-er just walk out. They're not allowed to lock all the gates and doors

    • @domquixote2780
      @domquixote2780 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Cash-er they already did you Just Saw the video

    • @Jaydunnnn
      @Jaydunnnn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sneak away during lunch

    • @torin1107
      @torin1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Cash-er in my school you just walk out

  • @Kevi.n
    @Kevi.n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    THANKS VERY MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO MY DAD IS LIVING UNDER MY BED :D

  • @pandman1
    @pandman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring this series back

  • @josephkony3993
    @josephkony3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me: naaah
    my brain: but you might

  • @WhistleCakeReal
    @WhistleCakeReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    How to survive a tsunami

    • @angelacarty418
      @angelacarty418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry bud I think he doesn't own the channel anymore

    • @xsillah3623
      @xsillah3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to surive a tsumani!

    • @xsillah3623
      @xsillah3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thx i want to see howto survive a tsunami

    • @FloareaMotrogeanu
      @FloareaMotrogeanu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamer Girl that's a good one

    • @WarLord-qt1sq
      @WarLord-qt1sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude if there's a tsunami you should go to places that are very tall..

  • @CaptSumTingWong1
    @CaptSumTingWong1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    How to hijack a plane... I uhh I'm asking for a friend.

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong You know what lets just go with how to survive a plane crash...

    • @TobiDub
      @TobiDub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TobiDub Forgot that was my name XD that makes my comment perfect!

    • @Kothlim
      @Kothlim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Does your friend frequent the Aloha Snackbar?

    • @dragonskull4410
      @dragonskull4410 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro that's not cool it happened next in my neighborhood

  • @0071111360
    @0071111360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HOW TO SURVIVE INSIDE A CANNIBLE TRIBE in the jungle .
    or CANNIBLE home.
    or CANNIBLE person?

  • @thatoneshadyperson9648
    @thatoneshadyperson9648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's funny is that the warning message on the start of the video doesn't apply for Germany since if you try t escape from prison in Germany you won't get extra prison time if caught

  • @ewanlorimer1152
    @ewanlorimer1152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    someone watching this has been to jail

    • @AquaBubblez13
      @AquaBubblez13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ewan Lorimer you

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah bruh

    • @xEminent
      @xEminent 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SkylerE Gamer but when I went to ur channel it shows u playing minecraft and showing a dog getting groomed

    • @andretron78
      @andretron78 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skeler game your a kid like me

  • @ThomasStCroix
    @ThomasStCroix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    How to become a member of the fbi of any other secret agency (mi5 maybe?)

  • @comradeivan1111
    @comradeivan1111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember this guy when I was like 9 or 10

  • @FBI-sj2tg
    @FBI-sj2tg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OPEN UP

    • @Gold_-kr9ng
      @Gold_-kr9ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI I didn’t get it until I saw your name