I do wonder one thing. Sure, by tipping you it is in your best interest to keep me winning. But if you are caught helping me will you get in much trouble? Do you risk losing your job?
please do. 1) How to become a millionaire or Billionaire. 2) How to survive being homeless. 3) How to become the number one youtuber 4) How to become a private eye.
Weirdly enough, six years after the fact, the card counting thing actually kinda makes a little more sense to me now. Still over my head, but I think I get it.
Research is being done to cure ageing. Until then, your best bet (if you're about to die and know the research won't be complete in your lifetime) you can pay a company to criogenically freeze you. Also, if you want to considerably speed things up, a singularity could indirectly make everyone immortal. Just become an AI developer or fund AI research if you want to help achieving it.
@@grantflippin7808 roulette is the only game that cannot be beaten with ANY strategy, only way to really beat it, is with tech, and thats illegal in just about every country. Blackjack, craps, slots, poker, everything in a casino has logic that a person can learn and use against the house, except roulette. take it from me, i was a croupier for 6 years.
Yeah. Through the entire thing I was thinking: "LOL, yeah right. You do well, then you'd get kicked out. Have fun." And you guys actually brought it up. And also mentioned that they keep a record of people who do well, so they can ban them.
Pffft, you just have to max out your "Luck" in your SPECIAL attributes after you wake up at Doc Mitchell's. You'll be winning at the slot machines till they throw you out.
When I last went on a casino vacation, most of the blackjack games were using continuous shuffling machines. These eliminate shuffling by continuously shuffling up to 8 decks. I asked if it was theoretically possible to receive the exact same cards (not the same value, the physically same cards) two hands in a row, and the dealer said yes. This being the case, there can be no running count, so someone needs to come up with a better method for counting. How about a How To about winning against a CSM?
I work at a casino and this is actually legit...super simplified but that is how you do it. Though I'd rather just play poker, bigger edges to be had. :)
Eat everything you can and train like a beast, 7 days a week, just cycle your muscle groups into 3 categories and they get to rest between training your other muscles. When you want to show of your results, only eat cod/chicken/tuna/turky and vegtables to shred. If you are serious use drugs, improves your results. You get those extra reps and muscles recover faster, you can also shred harder. There is a performance enhancer for everything you want, also it costs a lot. Again, eat until you want to puke every time, all the time.
Yeah dude, i'm a Belgian croupier. You can't count cards at the blackjack because today something called "a shuffler machine" exists... This isnt the 20th century anymore. The tips now a days go to the casino because of social agreements. So we don't care about tips. And goodluck placing the right cards in 6decks (which is extra impossible thanks to the shufflemachine). Doing so in even one deck requires a lot of skill and quickness of hand. You're talking bullshit
@@thecount1374 if it's just a shuffle machine doesn't effect the counting system you can still count and win... But if it's countinous shuffle machine which shuffle the cards after every 2-5 rounds it's impossible to count
How to win an Oscar and how to win a Super Bowl Ring seemed pretty epic. People do them, but they're things that you feel like are out of normal people's grasp. You'd have to have the right set of skills to stand a chance. And then you made it into something doable. The other ones aren't like that. Anyone could learn to card count. Anyone could fake their death. Anyone could start a religion. Epic doesn't mean things that are kind of difficult but few people feel much need to try. Epic means going beyond the impossible and kicking reason to the curb. How to build a robot so huge you can use galaxies as shurikens.
In British Columbia, Canada all casinos use an automatic shuffler for Blackjack that is impossible to count cards with. The 6 decks are in a continuous reshuffle mode every time approximately 1 deck of cards is used up. And those used cards get recycled into that shuffle. So there is no way to track the count since there is no end to the "shoe."
isn't poker easier to hit it big on? it's actually got alot more skill involved which means that provided that you are actually an extremely skilled poker player, you can go to a smaller casino and semi consistently get a decent pay out provided that you have the skills to back it up. but also assuming that you are going to go to the trouble of learning to count cards, isn't it better to learn to play poker at a pro level?
well alot of the pro poker players who are on the poker TV shows aren't random joes for sure. if you play table vs them chances are you're going to lose money. there's actually alot of mathematical theories regarding poker such as when to bet, how much to bet, when you should fold, how to read your opponents, etc i know gambling all seems like it's entirely luck based but alot of them have an element of skill to it. As an example Hearthstone is a game that's got a bunch of RNG (random number generator) but in a mirror match scenario the better player is expected to win a majority of the time. same applies to poker. luck can only get you so far in a game where some skill is involved and depending on the game the skill to luck ratio will differ and to "win" at a casino i think the best course of option is to find the game that has the highest skill to luck ratio and i believe that Poker has the highest skill to luck ratio. in fact alot of well known poker players play at smaller casinos like $20 - $1000 buy ins and grind at those tables until they have enough to afford the higher stakes poker games with $100000+ buyins
First you need a political position as a senator or something by possibly lying or finding something that actually helps the nation, then you want to promise the nation something you could never achieve. After that, you want to suck up to the majority of the population depending on your political party, BUT DON'T GERRYMANDER! Try to achieve as many votes as possible and back it up with your experience. Some of this post is sarcasm, some is serious.
I hear that Belgium waffles are the bomb.... get it because of the Brussels attack. IM sorry if anyone lives there and had a tragedy. just wanted to make a joke...
OMG JOE?! THIS IS WHERE YOU WENT? WOW HOLY SHIT I WAS SUBBED TO THIS CHANNEL ONLY FOR THE MAN AT ARMS AND I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HERE!!!! OOMMMGGG JOOOEEEEE
Ex-black jack dealer here (worked in Australia). We used 8 decks with a cut card placed 3 decks in after the shuffle. Supervisor could also order a shuffle halfway through the shoe. Casinos don't like to lose lol. Make sure the house rules have some things in favour of the player. Also don't play roulette...the odds are horrible.
Too bad that many casinos use special devices that shuffle the played cards back into the deck after each round. But how to win a nobel prize? Cheers, Gecko
Don Johnson is a "Mega Whale" (A player with a lot of money) who is welcome, and even invited to hundreds of casinos. Tommy Harland is the one you are thinking of; the one banned from playing Blackjack.
My cousin once completely flipped the house. He went on a massive winning streak. Blackjacks, Roulette, Craps. The casino wasn’t the kind that kicked good players, because they didn’t want to screw their reputation by banning someone for being good(Believe me he would make it very public). So they tried their hardest to accuse him of cheating. They failed because he tipped every dealer a ton, so they all acted as witnesses. When he eventually left the owner just stared at him and sighed. It was the most satisfying thing to watch. Note: This was over the course of two days. Not one Note2: When I said the dealers acted as witnesses, I mean they said he didn’t act suspicious or count cards(which is obviously not true).
Belgium is small but it's not like nobody knows us. All countries over the world know us because we're the central country of europe and we have those famous fries and waffles!
AWE me - Here''s my crazy impossible request for the next episode. How do I start the next Space Race? How do I force, cajole or plead the major world nations and other sufficiently influential powers be it rich people, major religions or organizations to look at space and get to work on making it reachable by the common man for a low cost? Extra props if one or more resource rich asteroids are towed back into Earth orbit to be mined for all they're worth.
as a dealer, I hope everyone who watched this, learned to tip your dealer :)
Clanker The Gear Punk dealers dont really care if you card count as far as i know, especially if you tip them often as mentioned.
Are you gonna help the player out though?
you are a nice people
nope
I do wonder one thing. Sure, by tipping you it is in your best interest to keep me winning. But if you are caught helping me will you get in much trouble? Do you risk losing your job?
How to win in the casino
Step 1: Open a casino
that's it really, now you are the winner.
No open a RIGGED casino
@@Yes-to5ji All casinos have rules favoring the house. this adds up statistically over time. in essence all casinos are rigged
win 15.000.000 and never play at a casino again ?...sounds good to me
thanks God
200th like
Yeah except THIEVES
agreed
Totally worth it
wait so casinos can ban you just because you are good at gambling?
+Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox on some bullshit maybe
you must be new to the internet. just wanna say welcome.
+Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox
Pretty much, they don't have to let you come in and gamble if they don't want to.
+Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox Its a private company... They can do w/e they want tbh.
Nanda Gits Not if they dont want to get sued
Yeah a trip to Belgium is so inconvenient.... I hate doing these 50km it takes forever...
Man I feel your pain, to go to Belgium I gave to travel at least 2,4 meters!
I wish I could feel your pain but I kinda live there so that will be hard to hae an inconvenient trip to Belgium :(
Luka Dockx what are you talking about ??
living in belgium is PURE pain.
Luka Dockx
IT'S KIRITO!!!!!
don't you have to cross a universe to get here though?
If you made 15 million playing blackjack I'm pretty sure you already won.
CoolCatInATopHat and probably kicked out if you did all of that in one casino.
+blackknightkanos Who cares 15 FUCKING milion you got so much money you can just Buy a Huge Bussinse and Get more without Braking you head or anything
PLOT TWIST: DUDE MADE OWN SINO.
Well it’s always better to take smaller Ws than big one
please do.
1) How to become a millionaire or Billionaire.
2) How to survive being homeless.
3) How to become the number one youtuber
4) How to become a private eye.
And become a knight or samurai
Step 1.
Get 10 luck and play blackjack.
+sebbe öster Always invest in luck
Or get 9 and get a luck implant at the clinic #FAllout NV
Or invest in the gambling skill #Fallout2
or get 9 luck, then implant yourself, and then get a bobblehead
bam 11 luck, you can survive a direct nuclear blast(not literally)
There are no bobbleheads in NV you phony.
Background music is way to loud
You're right, it's way too loud. Almost unwatchable
+neil shrestha or maybe Joe is too silent xD
I put it on captions
Its epic
*cries in no more epic*
Weirdly enough, six years after the fact, the card counting thing actually kinda makes a little more sense to me now. Still over my head, but I think I get it.
Same sorta
Unfortunately, my dad is a blank.
*black
+Will Harriss lmao
Bank.
Dad : *Why are the Belgium Casino owners here?!*
How about... how to cheat death.
I know! I know! Don't die!
Willo Wisp it already exist "
How To Fake Your Own Death"
Research is being done to cure ageing. Until then, your best bet (if you're about to die and know the research won't be complete in your lifetime) you can pay a company to criogenically freeze you. Also, if you want to considerably speed things up, a singularity could indirectly make everyone immortal. Just become an AI developer or fund AI research if you want to help achieving it.
They already did that
Be *****
How to beat the Casino?.... " You don't go?" O.o
how to beat the Casino: IF you win, leave, period, do not pass go, do not play roulette(no seriously, dont), and DO NOT RETURN!
If you don't go, then you didnt beat them at anything, because you're not part of the equation.
Wagzy you are so right
@@tanishalfelven93 roulette smart, not random
@@grantflippin7808 roulette is the only game that cannot be beaten with ANY strategy, only way to really beat it, is with tech, and thats illegal in just about every country. Blackjack, craps, slots, poker, everything in a casino has logic that a person can learn and use against the house, except roulette. take it from me, i was a croupier for 6 years.
I don't think the guy who won 15 million dollars is worried about playing black jack any time soon
That guy was probably like: "Oh you guys banned me ? Guess you really don't want your money back"
***** Still, if wise about how he distributes it the extra money he could have made won't even matter.
The guy could just fake his death then go back to playin blackjack
Yeah. Through the entire thing I was thinking: "LOL, yeah right. You do well, then you'd get kicked out. Have fun." And you guys actually brought it up. And also mentioned that they keep a record of people who do well, so they can ban them.
Pffft, you just have to max out your "Luck" in your SPECIAL attributes after you wake up at Doc Mitchell's. You'll be winning at the slot machines till they throw you out.
Tobias Hagström i see what you did there :)
BRING THIS CHANNAL BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
Its amazing to see him slowly having a bigger beard through the episodes
When I last went on a casino vacation, most of the blackjack games were using continuous shuffling machines. These eliminate shuffling by continuously shuffling up to 8 decks. I asked if it was theoretically possible to receive the exact same cards (not the same value, the physically same cards) two hands in a row, and the dealer said yes. This being the case, there can be no running count, so someone needs to come up with a better method for counting. How about a How To about winning against a CSM?
how to cheat on a test
lmao you serious
try using your brain
pencil notes, erasers, earpieces, smartphones, smartwatches,
Use your brain,
No seriously
Just write down the answers in your brain.
Study
You culd use morse code, but if you can learn morse code maybe you don't need to cheat.
Gecko o lmao
Don’t get caught
You need more views man your videos are awesome
But...
my dad is james bond...
Oofie
Lmao i live in belgium
G K ik ook so shut up we dont care
Ik zeg het gwn '-'
G K good for you
Wel goedendag meneer vindt u het ook niet heerlijk om een lekker pakske frieten te eten met als nagerecht een goei stuk chocolat?😆
Me too belgium for the win
I work at a casino and this is actually legit...super simplified but that is how you do it. Though I'd rather just play poker, bigger edges to be had. :)
3:33 That face xD I can't stop laughing
Please, adjust sound levels. Music and effects are overpowering the voice over.
I replied cause no one has in 3years
Best sourcefed video in the last 3-4 months
How to be a Bodybuilder
Don't
Eat everything you can and train like a beast, 7 days a week, just cycle your muscle groups into 3 categories and they get to rest between training your other muscles. When you want to show of your results, only eat cod/chicken/tuna/turky and vegtables to shred. If you are serious use drugs, improves your results. You get those extra reps and muscles recover faster, you can also shred harder. There is a performance enhancer for everything you want, also it costs a lot. Again, eat until you want to puke every time, all the time.
I rlly like your voice plus the way ur show goes i subscribed and told my friends about ur series keep making good content :)
THEY MADE FAKE TH-cam COMMENTS SO THEY COULD DO THIS VIDEO?!?!?!
What if you play blackjack online and count cards?
I live in Belgium, sounds like a plan :D
This show is one of the most interesting thing to watch on youtube.
Who the hell did the audio in this video? The levels are garbage
true
“We know Belgium’s not the most convenient trip,”
Lololol I live in Belgium so it’s good for me
Yeah dude, i'm a Belgian croupier. You can't count cards at the blackjack because today something called "a shuffler machine" exists... This isnt the 20th century anymore. The tips now a days go to the casino because of social agreements. So we don't care about tips. And goodluck placing the right cards in 6decks (which is extra impossible thanks to the shufflemachine). Doing so in even one deck requires a lot of skill and quickness of hand.
You're talking bullshit
hey im from the philippines and how exactly does the shuffling machine work against card counters?
@@thecount1374 if it's just a shuffle machine doesn't effect the counting system you can still count and win... But if it's countinous shuffle machine which shuffle the cards after every 2-5 rounds it's impossible to count
How to win an Oscar and how to win a Super Bowl Ring seemed pretty epic. People do them, but they're things that you feel like are out of normal people's grasp. You'd have to have the right set of skills to stand a chance. And then you made it into something doable. The other ones aren't like that. Anyone could learn to card count. Anyone could fake their death. Anyone could start a religion. Epic doesn't mean things that are kind of difficult but few people feel much need to try. Epic means going beyond the impossible and kicking reason to the curb.
How to build a robot so huge you can use galaxies as shurikens.
Do how to win the lottery
Pranker 259 he just did
What is the music at 3:10? Been wondering this for a while now
awful balance between music and voice volume
In British Columbia, Canada all casinos use an automatic shuffler for Blackjack that is impossible to count cards with. The 6 decks are in a continuous reshuffle mode every time approximately 1 deck of cards is used up. And those used cards get recycled into that shuffle. So there is no way to track the count since there is no end to the "shoe."
isn't poker easier to hit it big on? it's actually got alot more skill involved which means that provided that you are actually an extremely skilled poker player, you can go to a smaller casino and semi consistently get a decent pay out provided that you have the skills to back it up. but also assuming that you are going to go to the trouble of learning to count cards, isn't it better to learn to play poker at a pro level?
There´s a reason counting cards is "illigal" it´s too easy to win that way
Yes it is, poker is much more reliable but also more difficult.
There's no skill in poker, otherwise it wouldn't be gambling. You can play it properly or be a complete moron.
well alot of the pro poker players who are on the poker TV shows aren't random joes for sure. if you play table vs them chances are you're going to lose money. there's actually alot of mathematical theories regarding poker such as when to bet, how much to bet, when you should fold, how to read your opponents, etc i know gambling all seems like it's entirely luck based but alot of them have an element of skill to it.
As an example Hearthstone is a game that's got a bunch of RNG (random number generator) but in a mirror match scenario the better player is expected to win a majority of the time. same applies to poker. luck can only get you so far in a game where some skill is involved and depending on the game the skill to luck ratio will differ and to "win" at a casino i think the best course of option is to find the game that has the highest skill to luck ratio and i believe that Poker has the highest skill to luck ratio.
in fact alot of well known poker players play at smaller casinos like $20 - $1000 buy ins and grind at those tables until they have enough to afford the higher stakes poker games with $100000+ buyins
muggy ate aqnd still you are able to lose money as a mega-pro. why? its gambling. the 0.001% makes money whilse the other 99.998% loses
Lol, bijna iedereen hier is van België xD
Wa zeggen we gasten? team up en tesamen naar Casino Oostende?!
Met deze TH-cam kennis zijn we zo rijk!
How to become president
become very good at lying. thats a trait every politician have
MrFjordbak you can become ANYTHING if you're good at lying
David Mendez "You have enough ranks in bluff, you don't even need combat skills."
First you need a political position as a senator or something by possibly lying or finding something that actually helps the nation, then you want to promise the nation something you could never achieve. After that, you want to suck up to the majority of the population depending on your political party, BUT DON'T GERRYMANDER! Try to achieve as many votes as possible and back it up with your experience. Some of this post is sarcasm, some is serious.
Ask Frank Underwood. :D
This is sweet, do more of these with different games. Roulette and other games.
how to earn money as a kid
Kid ;)
Twitch
Send pics
0:48 why is New York City’s Empire State Building in “Belgium”?
I hear that Belgium waffles are the bomb.... get it because of the Brussels attack. IM sorry if anyone lives there and had a tragedy. just wanted to make a joke...
Ummm i dont get it
Ohhh
Sorry Will Not Happen Again
Not a good joke but Belgian waffles are amazing
Thanks for reminding me how my cousin got gunned down and i nearly lost my mother.
OMG JOE?! THIS IS WHERE YOU WENT? WOW HOLY SHIT I WAS SUBBED TO THIS CHANNEL ONLY FOR THE MAN AT ARMS AND I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HERE!!!! OOMMMGGG JOOOEEEEE
How to get away with murder epic how 2
AquaticLemur TH-cam cool
Joe: Give him some tips. Me: Tips?Yea, suuure.
how to establish a new country
Ex-black jack dealer here (worked in Australia). We used 8 decks with a cut card placed 3 decks in after the shuffle. Supervisor could also order a shuffle halfway through the shoe. Casinos don't like to lose lol.
Make sure the house rules have some things in favour of the player. Also don't play roulette...the odds are horrible.
how to solve a rubix cube
0:48 why are there multiple empire state buildings in Belgium???
I won million dollars!!!!!!!! yeah
could you make a video detailing how to make your own combat outfit...and welding?
Mikhail Hilliard no... just no... Why do you want that
HOW TO BECOME PRESIDENT
Hey Joe...where'd you get that white wall idea? ;)
Nice animations!
Thanks a bunch Joe, I just won two and a half thousand dollars in 2 years because of your tips
I mean 250,000
This man gave the best advice EVER .... tip that dealer :)
Great job❤❤
When your dad mows the lawn, what does he wear?
G o n e
OH my damny damn damn! This serie is legit ... more than a bunch off stuff.
This was the best show on YT now it’s Pitch Meetings by Ryan George who posts it on Screen Rants YT channel
Too bad that many casinos use special devices that shuffle the played cards back into the deck after each round.
But how to win a nobel prize?
Cheers,
Gecko
Who else has spent half their day watching this series
hey andy great job animating
Thanks. This episode was a turning point in the animation for the series.
AndyMogren you really need more credit
Great job. Andy
Great tips. The best part is "SET A LIMIT". I'm sending this to my gambling addicted aunt. Oh wait. >_>
Great video aside from the background music was more foreground music. It was a little loud, Joe is still awesome.
Why were there so many Empire State Buildings in the Belgium graphic?
That Don Johnson you were talking about if I won 15 million I wouldn't go back anyway XD
What if I told you that I don't want to get punched by Morpheus! XD
Awesome, maybe you guys should team up with Grant Thompson: the king of Random for a video.
3:50 that's the cutest smile evr
HEY IM BELGIAN AND WATCHING FROM BELGIUM so no trashtalking this place ! k ? we good now.
If I won 15 million I wouldn't need to go to another casino😂
When he's explaining how to count cards
Me: IM LOST
musik seems kinda too loud for me, or his talking is mostly on the left channel which i dont get because the speaker broke ^^
I knew Joe Left SourceFed....but i didnt know he went to this Channel...gotta say not a bad idea
Don Johnson is a "Mega Whale" (A player with a lot of money) who is welcome, and even invited to hundreds of casinos.
Tommy Harland is the one you are thinking of; the one banned from playing Blackjack.
My cousin once completely flipped the house. He went on a massive winning streak. Blackjacks, Roulette, Craps. The casino wasn’t the kind that kicked good players, because they didn’t want to screw their reputation by banning someone for being good(Believe me he would make it very public). So they tried their hardest to accuse him of cheating. They failed because he tipped every dealer a ton, so they all acted as witnesses. When he eventually left the owner just stared at him and sighed. It was the most satisfying thing to watch.
Note: This was over the course of two days. Not one
Note2: When I said the dealers acted as witnesses, I mean they said he didn’t act suspicious or count cards(which is obviously not true).
Awesome I love epic how to
4:53 dat epic 'HAH!!'
"THE SNITCH" a conventional joe with an unconventional power. the power to dial 9-1-1.
Miss you, Joe!
I have watched the overwatch baby wilston ad like 9 times already from just these videos...
I am belgian, and the first thing i though was "wow, people actually know out country exist !" xD
Wait! It's a country? I just assumed Joe thought there was a tiny casino ( possibly for ants ) built on top of a waffle somewhere.
Belgium is small but it's not like nobody knows us. All countries over the world know us because we're the central country of europe and we have those famous fries and waffles!
Well great eye opener
AWE me - Here''s my crazy impossible request for the next episode. How do I start the next Space Race? How do I force, cajole or plead the major world nations and other sufficiently influential powers be it rich people, major religions or organizations to look at space and get to work on making it reachable by the common man for a low cost? Extra props if one or more resource rich asteroids are towed back into Earth orbit to be mined for all they're worth.
Hey Andy nice animating on this one
Thanks, this one was FOREVER ago!
Excellent tips, guys. Now how do i avoid being executed by the Mafia?
How to start and open up a small business(local shop of any sort)
I live in Belgium i think there are the most casinos in Oostende Antwerpen or Brussel
Antwerpen en Brussel is niet Engels
JOE!!!! We miss you on SF! :'(
So many subscribers and such good editing, but still can't balance sound
"The more dad like you are the more likely to fly under the casinos radar" oh fuck that shit