I absolutely love this channel.This brings back memories of my 28 years in Florida at the boat ramps. I have seen a jeep take a dip at the Boynton Beach ramp, it just blows my mind how people invest so much money in a nice boat but want to haul it around on a half ton pickup or worse, a dam SUV.Come on people. Keep up the great work Alfred.
I would have had the same look cos NO WAY would I be on an inflatable ANYTHING if I knew that. I would have gotten out of the water right then and walked back to the vehicle I came in. If my friend KNEW and just didn't tell me.... I don't think we would be friends after that. We wouldn't have the same friendship if we still talked, that's for sure.
THIS IS THE BEST!!!.....The look on the boys faces about Fred the Croc....I thought the dock ram was good but then the guys "We're good"....cracked me up....Alfred!!...best video ever
I've seen some bad boat ramp fails, but that was epic. Who in their right mind (maybe drunk boaters) guns forward and reverse at the docks? You ended it with Fred. "HE'S FRIENDLY! "That was some good CHIT bro! EPIC EPIC EPIC! lmao
Why do I love this channel? It's (Schadenfreude) in German literally means "damage-joy" I love watching people with more money than brains trash their stuff!
Nothing like coming home after a hard day's work, and unwinding with some tasty 10 year old rum, and epic dock fails on Chit Show. God Bless America, Bro!
Alfred the paddle boat deal had me rolln i fell out of my chair that kid got scared and instantly new his friend wasnt looking out for him epic bro epic
Its going to be a long time before you beat that video with the dude tearing up his boat and taking out the pole of faith then the paddle boarders and Fred = EPIC
My wife doesn't understand why I am so fascinated with your videos. This video today reminds me why I am. I can't even believe how many people take out these beautiful boats with no clue how to handle them. Scary for the people around them also.
I don’t own a boat, but I got a few friends that do, and they have trust in me in taking command at the helm if necessary, only cause they took the time to teach me. And I’ve never done anything like that dude who smashed into the dock. Watch out Fred!!
If he drives that bad at the Dock, how dangerous is he on the water. Clearly he has no idea what he is doing or how to handle a boat that big. The boat salesman saw him coming a million miles away.
Dam that was short Alfred. Got to be one of the best clips. Got to be. 😜🇧🇸. I know your having problems with the live stream. Best of luck getting sorted.
Alfred, cool videos, I am a boat owner and if you look at enough of them you will see that speed is the # 1 reason for dock hits. Keep up the good work
Come here Logan he,s friendly, LMFAO I thought I was watching a pin ball machine with that dude bouncing from side to side but Hey, thats what we,re here for
I can't believe that anyone would pilot a boat or maybe worse, launch one without practicing backing in their trailer and learning how to properly control their throttles. Damn I would hate to be featured on the Chitshow doing that Chit. Holy Chit !
2:40, the poor dock. After seeing this I can only say that some people have no business owning a boat, or driving one. I still say the biggest mistake people make when maneuvering around a dock is the back of the boat turns before the bow does anything, some people don't realize that. Also, they need to slow down, small adjustments on the throttle and the steering.
He should approach in neutral get the bow in and turn into the dock in reverse. But you’re right they take out a loan buy a massive boat and God help us.
Alfred, love the channel! Omg I don't think that's going to buff out! Here is a quick tip for the inexperienced captains out there: Only go as fast as you are willing to hit something :)
That dude went to #1 in the top 10 Bro! LMFAO.
Real quick 🤣
Ignorance can't be fixed with a kilo. Only the mess.
Wonder how much that scratch going to cost to fix
@@xmrpaintx1 Alfred's boat detailing. That'll buff right out. NOT. 👍
@@AlfredMontaner hbjvkmh hit she's g
Trolling poor Logan... that’s hilarious. “HE’S FRIENDLY”! 😂
Jason's look when you told him to go under the table, is priceless. Logan looking at his board when you told him Fred was bigger. lol
"Did you tell your friend logan theres a 14ft croc that hangs out here"- logan proceeds to chit his pants. lmfaoooooo
LMMFAO!!!!...
your back & forth with Logan was epic!!
This is hilarious! You scared the hell out the two guys in the paddle boards! 🤣🤣🤣
The final is incroyable !😁
wow chit you must live in paradise to catch that all the time, you have a great spot. bad ass
I absolutely love this channel.This brings back memories of my 28 years in Florida at the boat ramps.
I have seen a jeep take a dip at the Boynton Beach ramp, it just blows my mind how people invest so much money in a nice boat but want to haul it around on a half ton pickup or worse, a dam SUV.Come on people.
Keep up the great work Alfred.
Best episode yet. I can see the captain at the Century Boat dealership. Is it easy to maneuver/dock? Salesperson, “Absolutely, sign here”.
You are hilarious , those kids had no idea about the croc. Then you mentioned it and killed their day! Too freaking funny...
Lol that was an instant classic with a paddle board bonus 😂
Such an epic chit show start and “Logan come here” what a great chumming end!
this is why my dad uses the least popular boat ramps that are basically just natural slopes into the water
I'm getting addicted to these videos... Thank you for sharing. Regards
Alfred, you funny .. " Hey Logan come here...bro come.....he's friendly..... Naa we good........ !!! Killing bro!
"COME 'ERE!!! HE'S FRIENDLY!!" in that accent is pure fucking gold. Love it.
I just Love your positive demeanor on your channel. You make others smile 😁
Thank you for taking time out for sharing the videos.
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Logan's face when you said 14 foot croc, was priceless 🤣
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I love how hes like..."I'm kind of upset at my friend honestly"
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@@leonh67 good for you.
I would have had the same look cos NO WAY would I be on an inflatable ANYTHING if I knew that. I would have gotten out of the water right then and walked back to the vehicle I came in. If my friend KNEW and just didn't tell me.... I don't think we would be friends after that. We wouldn't have the same friendship if we still talked, that's for sure.
THIS IS THE BEST!!!.....The look on the boys faces about Fred the Croc....I thought the dock ram was good but then the guys "We're good"....cracked me up....Alfred!!...best video ever
I've seen some bad boat ramp fails, but that was epic. Who in their right mind (maybe drunk boaters) guns forward and reverse at the docks? You ended it with Fred. "HE'S FRIENDLY! "That was some good CHIT bro! EPIC EPIC EPIC! lmao
Best part of the video was the look on buddies face when you told him about the croc. LOL
Starts off with a song about burning up impellers and just gets better from there. I love this channel.
Trying to use the paddle boarders for bait! Funny stuff!
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- " He's HERE ! COME !!!... " (14 feet alligator, imitating guy's voice)
I'm dying 🤣 Cumeeeere, he's friendly!!!!!!
Alfred, that was the best chit show ever. Even in CA we know about Fred the Croc
lol damn, what a "chitty" friend. Didnt tell him about Fred then takes him right through on a paddle board
Why do I love this channel? It's (Schadenfreude) in German literally means "damage-joy" I love watching people with more money than brains trash their stuff!
😂🤣 Diiiiick! "Go over there real quick and let me know if you see him. His name is Fred."
Nothing like coming home after a hard day's work, and unwinding with some tasty 10 year old rum, and epic dock fails on Chit Show. God Bless America, Bro!
The commentary just makes it that much better lol
Dudes on the paddle boards were freaked out! Funniest shit ever!
Paper bags on their heads???!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Alfred you should edit the video with the captains wearing paper bags in their heads...🤣
Alfred the paddle boat deal had me rolln i fell out of my chair that kid got scared and instantly new his friend wasnt looking out for him epic bro epic
Poor Logan!!!! He’s friendly lol They should make some of these crazy ass people to take a test before driving a boat!!!!
My God I can't stop playing this!!! I can't believe my eyes. Pole of faith down.🚤👍Job Alfred.
Lol Alfred (LOGAN come hereeee he is friendly ) lol that boy was like no thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Logan's face when I said there's a 14 foot croc was priceless
Holy Chit that made my heart sick!! That WAS a nice boat.
I like how you emphasized the word WAS ! :)
🤣 That's a Chit Show with the works.... Brilliant stuff 👍
There are two ways to dock a boat, The Right way and the Expensive way. He chose the expensive way and got the boat in... LOL!
“HE’S FRIENDLY!!” I bet! Haha!
There goes the dock! This is the million dollar clip! Yes sir, you really hit the jackpot on this one!😂😂😂
Love ur show watch it about every day on our TV just got on my phone and subscribed can't wait to get ur way from Illinois and meet u sometime
LMAO!!! Alfred you're on fire today.
"We're polite as fuck!" lol
Time for a breathalyzer test.
It would be nice if he could blame it on booze, unfortunately I think it was pure incompetence
Or a boaters safety course program
@@kevingunnery5470 That doesn't fix stupid
@@integr8er66 very true...
@@integr8er66 it’s amazing how many people have the money to buy these bigger vessels but are clueless as to how to operate them
Them kids on the paddle boards were great, First guy... your boating skills are dangerous, take it easy, great 'episode' Alfred!
The Chit Show never disappoints
HOLY S**T to laughin my a** off in the end🐊
I just keep hearing Harry Callahan say "A man's got to know his limitations!"
Just found this gem. You're a saint.
Its going to be a long time before you beat that video with the dude tearing up his boat and taking out the pole of faith then the paddle boarders and Fred = EPIC
My wife doesn't understand why I am so fascinated with your videos. This video today reminds me why I am. I can't even believe how many people take out these beautiful boats with no clue how to handle them. Scary for the people around them also.
I don’t own a boat, but I got a few friends that do, and they have trust in me in taking command at the helm if necessary, only cause they took the time to teach me. And I’ve never done anything like that dude who smashed into the dock.
Watch out Fred!!
How comes, so many cant drive their boats??? Good for Chit Show, bad for Pole of faith 🤣. Funny to see ur show. Greetings from Dortmund/Germany ✌️
Yup, that's definitely the best way to burn up an impeller !!!!.....lol lol.
Love your channel Bro YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL 😂😂😂😂
This was one of the best! Almost got Fred a snack
Balsero Captain 😲
LOL Alfred you’re a beast bro.
1:00 how many docks did you hit today? Yes
He is friendly... come here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If he drives that bad at the Dock, how dangerous is he on the water. Clearly he has no idea what he is doing or how to handle a boat that big. The boat salesman saw him coming a million miles away.
Probably Asian......
@@SuperDave-vj9en No the left turn signal wasn't on!!!
“Good ruck everybody else!”
I think that's the problem. They drive these boats like they are cars.
He doesn't have any idea how to handle a dingy let alone a boat with a motor. It's hilarious to watch these guys.
I glad this was a short one will be watching over and over today
Heck yeah 😝🤣 that's the clip of the year for Covid 2020
"he's here.. he's friendly" that had me in stitches..
"are you military"? "no sir, just polite as fuck"!!! lmao best thing i have heard all day ha ha (6:08)
This is just EPIC! EPIC dumbassery. Fred is the lizard of honor!
he's friendly ! omg I can't stop laughing
"You're good at what you do. Not boating." LOL
I know whenever I am steering towards the dock , I gun it at the last moment to really show that dock who's da boss
love that rig with the red truck and red boat beside them..now that's a set up..
"Are you Military"
"No sir, I'm just polite as F@*k"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"don't you believe me?"
"Yep! That's why we're terrified!"
ROFLMFAO
"he's friendly!" 😆🤣
LOGAN COME HERE 🤣😂
Dude wanted his video to go viral and on the news.
I love when he’s embarrassed to be witnessing the scene 🤣😂
Dam that was short Alfred. Got to be one of the best clips. Got to be. 😜🇧🇸. I know your having problems with the live stream. Best of luck getting sorted.
This video made my day. Thanks!!
This was next level!
“Hold on… this thing has not ended” 😂
I'm laughing 😂😄 so freaking hard... People around me are asking me what Im watching! Haha
Alfred ain't shit😂😂😂😂 Buddy said yeah we're good 😭
We believe you, that’s why we’re terrified!
Alfred, cool videos, I am a boat owner and if you look at enough of them you will see that speed is the # 1 reason for dock hits. Keep up the good work
Yep, excessive speed and trying to force the docking sequence.
Speed and no clue how reverse stern in
No you didn’t just ask those paddle boarders to go check on Fred!!! NO NO NO LOL
"He's Friendly"! Hahahahahah.
From now on, when I hear that phrase, "He's Friendly", I will always think of Logan !
Come here Logan he,s friendly, LMFAO I thought I was watching a pin ball machine with that dude bouncing from side to side but Hey, thats what we,re here for
When God closes a door, he opens a window so you can see a chit show!
Amen...
I can't believe that anyone would pilot a boat or maybe worse, launch one without practicing backing in their trailer and learning how to properly control their throttles. Damn I would hate to be featured on the Chitshow doing that Chit. Holy Chit !
the gift that keeps on giving roflmao
Bro I was cracking up at the end haha. I had to subscribe love the content. Keep up the awesome channel.
2:40, the poor dock. After seeing this I can only say that some people have no business owning a boat, or driving one. I still say the biggest mistake people make when maneuvering around a dock is the back of the boat turns before the bow does anything, some people don't realize that. Also, they need to slow down, small adjustments on the throttle and the steering.
Just takes practice people buy boats with no experience best to start off small like a bay boat or skiff
He should approach in neutral get the bow in and turn into the dock in reverse. But you’re right they take out a loan buy a massive boat and God help us.
He totally did a Forest Gump into the dock...."That's ma boat!"
hey man why you do that to the black guy the look on his face was priceless lol
Because Fred likes dark meat. You see the video where Fred chases the black guy during king tide.
I am coming to Miami next month just to watch the docks!!! LOL!!
Go to the Chit Show Live area. Bring a cooler and a lawn chair and have fun ! It's to the right of where Alfred films.
"There's a balsero in the background bc I hear the music" LOL
LMFAO Bring a paper bag with holes lol
Alfred, love the channel! Omg I don't think that's going to buff out! Here is a quick tip for the inexperienced captains out there: Only go as fast as you are willing to hit something :)
That’s why I don’t leave the house anymore.
Cappy was drunk, clueless or both.
Two 350 horse Yamahas...the dude guns em at the dock...12 foot scratches on the starboard side...takes out the dock....beast
This guy loves to here his own voice
You love to see your own misspellings
This guy makes a lot of noise but says very little ..
this guy loves to make himself look like an idiot by not being able to spell hear correctly
He was definitely a top 10 in the chit show
Agreed, he ruins his own videos
Great chit show