I'm not a boater, but that knuckle-head speeding to catch the bridge 14:30 should get a $1000 dollar fine and be responsible for all the docked boat damage he caused.
There actually is a video out about Carl he visits everyday he also brings out his girlfriend then babies everyday . I think it's on the dodo website or just Google Carl the crane very funny and enjoyable
13:13 I know it seems weird, but there is a reason the chickens froze. They are in hiding from a hawk or an even bigger bird. It's harder to be seen if they aren't moving.
@11:38 I NEED MORE VIDEOS OF CARL!!! I loved how Carl stood there listening to her voice like he was trying to understand why he wasn't getting more bread lol
@@furbabiesarefamilytoo You have to tell people why or they'll keep doing it. My understanding is that it's comparable to us eating cake? Not healthy for them. Also please throw away your gum, birds eat the pink/red ones bc they think it's meat and it ends them as they can't digest it. 💀 My dog certainly didn't like it in her paw & hair and I didn't appreciate having to get it off her with my bare hands at the beach with no place to wash my hands! 🤬 Pick up after yourselves, especially fishing line! Animals get tangled up in it and can & have lost limbs, if not worse! I cut anything that animals can get caught up in like those rings that hold soda pop cans & handles for plastic bags once they're unusable, I've seen animals with their heads caught in them. I know people find it hilarious but they are truly terrified! 😢 Be kind to mother earth! Please find a trash can and stop littering, it's really not that hard! Thank you! ☮️💜 Ps Thanks for making me sound like a hippie, furbabies, I blame you! 😅
Some years ago a bear in eastern Europe figured out that trick too. It discovered that it could just walk up to a house's front door and knock; the humans inside would open the door, run around screaming for a minute or two, and flee into the distance. Then it could go inside and forage in the kitchen.
The camera just happened to be pointed there to catch that, nobody noticed the sight or smell of burning paper while doing stuff right next to it? Seems like it was staged to make a video. It is possible that it was real but ....
11:55 I've got news for you. If you named him, he's now your pet and you're responsible. And stop giving him bread. Bread is bad for swans, geese, etc. The yeast makes them sick. Give them greens instead. Lettuce and the like. Oh, and feed Carl. He's yours now.
@@evaluateanalysis7974 Bread has no nutritional value for birds, and for this reason it can cause beak and bone deformities. Small birds can freeze to death because they are full but don't have enough energy to keep their metabolism going.
I'm from Arizona and I've never seen an alligator out in the wild. I have gotten a king snake in my pool and a quail laying 11 eggs in a pot plant though.
Please stop including the video with the shark! It is just wrong to keep it out of the water and have it exposed to so many people. It probably died of suffocation and stress!
@@cindydott452 Well it’s basically a meme so that’s kind of the point. It wasn’t supposed to be original. But feel free to try something less sad than nit picking light hearted comments on youtube.
Gators are only deadly on land if you are very close. They can outrun almostvl anything in a sprint, but they have no endurance. They wont run more then a few feet.
@@jacklow9611, Re: _"On land, a dog is faster than an alligator."_ Don't bet your dog on that. Gators can accelerate from 'looks dead' to 'holy sh!t!' in the blink of an eye. I think their top speed is around 30mph in short sprints.
11:38 that sandhill crane is hilarious , wouldn't recommend interacting with them like that though, if you thought geese were dangerous, make a goose 3 times the size, and then give it a tri-dagger on a stick and you have a crane.
This was the only conclusion I could reasonably come to as well. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who thought so. I mean, what else could it be? He was already commenting on the way they were holding the ladder on the roof of the car, and after asking if this was America, he exclaims "Oh!", as if he had made some new discovery about the situation he hadn't noticed before...what could that have been if not that?
@@noka79 obviously did not really hurt that much. If he was serious he would go into the water to let the shark relax and probably let go of the arm. To say he could get bitten again by it... So what he says it doesn't matter either way he is making the situation worse and causing more harm and stress to the shark. It would probably let go once I. The water
People complaining about the Shark video, you clearly haven’t seen the whole video. It was latched on to his arm. He was waiting for help getting it removed. 🤦🏻♂️ In the longer video you can see blood coming down his arm where the shark latched on. Florida is its own kind of special. Alligators are nothing new, why are y’all surprised when you see one lol 🤣🤣🤣
obviously did not really hurt that much. If he was serious he would go into the water to let the shark relax and probably let go of the arm. To say he could get bitten again by it... So what he says it doesn't matter either way he is making the situation worse and causing more harm and stress to the shark. It would probably let go once I. The water
Which clip was the best?
the alligators lol
This video is like the Olympics of fails. Every participant deserves a medal for their comedic timing!
The one with the fail
The mirror falling on the chicken cracked me up 😂 That was like a Fractured Fairy Tale thing.
"no one was harm" well that's a lie
We have a rule here in Florida, if there is water there is a gator. People being surprised by seeing one are definitely tourist
In Florida, how do you tell if a gator is in a pool of water?
It's wet.
Also if there's a crosswalk there's a gator, as we've learnt.
See you...any time, alligator.
I actually smile because the people laugh.
If the water is wet, there are gators
I'm not a boater, but that knuckle-head speeding to catch the bridge 14:30 should get a $1000 dollar fine and be responsible for all the docked boat damage he caused.
Fine....
Should get "a one thousand dollar dollar"? Are you literate?
@@zacklewis342 Thanks for the correction.
In most areas he would be responsible for wake damage.
@@zacklewis342 grammar nazi
11:38 I don't know what's funnier, the crane knocking on the door to ask for food, or the fact that its name is Carl.
And he's in uniform working for Safelite, look how well he matches the van
There actually is a video out about Carl he visits everyday he also brings out his girlfriend then babies everyday . I think it's on the dodo website or just Google Carl the crane very funny and enjoyable
He's no dummy
i'm starting to think that when it says no one was harmed that someone was harmed.
100%. They just say that to avoid being demonetized. But quite often, someone WAS harmed and possibly even died in these.
Nice work Einstein
@@TetraSky Their loss
It also means if it doesn’t appear, ppl were definitely harmed
" I'm starting to think "... DEBATABLE !! 😂
13:13 I know it seems weird, but there is a reason the chickens froze. They are in hiding from a hawk or an even bigger bird. It's harder to be seen if they aren't moving.
Or Mork was returning from Ork?
Rabbits do the same, they freeze and try not to be seen until you get too close and then they will bolt.
That was my first thought "Look up"
Exactly. Every time my chickens freeze or if they all run under the bushes, I look up. It's the most likely reason.
I kept wondering what the chickens saw that the human didn't. Alligators are also a possibility.
What do you need to know about Florida?
1. People can't drive.
2. Alligators.
3. The kids favorite game is "The floor is water". Because reasons.
#3. Florida Man.
Three good reasons why I live where the air hurts your face.
3. Snakes.
4. love christian fascists.
#13 They're all drunk or high.
@11:38 I NEED MORE VIDEOS OF CARL!!! I loved how Carl stood there listening to her voice like he was trying to understand why he wasn't getting more bread lol
His mom and dad make videos just Google Carl the crane
Or more specific carl introduces his babies on the dodo website
BIRDS SHOULD NOT EAT BREAD PERIOD!! Against the law to feed the wildlife. Please stop feeding Carl!!
Just wait 2 days, the same videos will be re-uploaded
@@furbabiesarefamilytoo
You have to tell people why or they'll keep doing it.
My understanding is that it's comparable to us eating cake?
Not healthy for them.
Also please throw away your gum, birds eat the pink/red ones bc they think it's meat and it ends them as they can't digest it. 💀
My dog certainly didn't like it in her paw & hair and I didn't appreciate having to get it off her with my bare hands at the beach with no place to wash my hands! 🤬
Pick up after yourselves, especially fishing line!
Animals get tangled up in it and can & have lost limbs, if not worse!
I cut anything that animals can get caught up in like those rings that hold soda pop cans & handles for plastic bags once they're unusable, I've seen animals with their heads caught in them.
I know people find it hilarious but they are truly terrified! 😢
Be kind to mother earth!
Please find a trash can and stop littering, it's really not that hard!
Thank you!
☮️💜
Ps
Thanks for making me sound like a hippie, furbabies, I blame you! 😅
5:07- Gator figured out that ringing the bell delivers snacks!
😂 IKR?👍
😂IKR?👍
Some years ago a bear in eastern Europe figured out that trick too. It discovered that it could just walk up to a house's front door and knock; the humans inside would open the door, run around screaming for a minute or two, and flee into the distance. Then it could go inside and forage in the kitchen.
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
The audacity of Carl 😂 11:39
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
@5:00 The gator rang the doorbell??? He was coming to get his food order. One human to go...🤣
And how QUICKLY it got dark. And then this totally convincing "Oh my god, oh my god!" ...
@@harzzachseniorgamer5516 ikr, so stupid 😑 guess some ppl wont notice tho
The gator was still there hours later, the guy just didn't notice until after dark when he went to leave. The doorbell was just a joke.
I actually smile because the people laugh.
@@adamb89No it wasn't! Clearly edited for people like you. Who actually think the gator stuck around.
21:36 the fact it took them SO LONG to notice the fire right in front of them as they set the table... Is crazy.
I was wondering why they set the piece of paper on fire.
Why do they always try to blow it out like a candle??
I think this was staged.
The camera just happened to be pointed there to catch that, nobody noticed the sight or smell of burning paper while doing stuff right next to it? Seems like it was staged to make a video. It is possible that it was real but ....
Flambe dessert
10:08 when you take a 5 minute nap in the afternoon and it's dark when you open your eyes 🤣
11:55 I've got news for you. If you named him, he's now your pet and you're responsible. And stop giving him bread. Bread is bad for swans, geese, etc. The yeast makes them sick. Give them greens instead. Lettuce and the like. Oh, and feed Carl. He's yours now.
Greens are better, bread is like junk food. It doesn't make them ill though.
@@evaluateanalysis7974 Bread has no nutritional value for birds, and for this reason it can cause beak and bone deformities. Small birds can freeze to death because they are full but don't have enough energy to keep their metabolism going.
@@dustycups Not round here it doesn't. More would starve due to normal Darwinian processes otherwise.
07:25 - Keeping death off the road, by driving on the sidewalk. Good work!
the dog in the blanket🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ghost Dog
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
Florida... basically Texas with alligators.
Texas is our sister state.
Texas has alligators
Who else clicked on this video simply because you saw the words Florida fails?
Guilty
Who didnt
The little girl laughing at the horse just made my day. Never lose that laugh chickie. That’s what you call a good belly laugh.
Coming this fall to Nickelodeon: "Help! There's a Horse In My Kitchen!!"
She wasn’t the one who’d have to clean up the poop or pay to replace whatever got broken.
He was auditioning for the lead in "Horse in a Bookcase"!
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqq222 _House Horse_
2:44 "what am I living in the wild west jungle?" girl you living in Jumanji
3:58 "Oh my God like Bruh bruh" That is some first class academic level English right there.
Seriously though, is there an actual education system in Florida? 🤣
No, DeSantis banned education.
yeah, but nobody goes to school, they're too busy watching social media crap!!
@@davidbreen4353 yep and phone addiction rises and rises
0:07 The confidence of this driver is unmatched
🤣🤣🤣
At first I thought it looked like the Cybertruck 😂
The little girl at 7:43 with the horse in the house that laugh is to precious!!
2:42" wild west jungle???" People are getting dumber
I rolled my eyes when I heard her say that. What would that even mean? How can you be surprised to see a gator in Florida?
Knew I'd find this comment 😆
I'm from Arizona and I've never seen an alligator out in the wild. I have gotten a king snake in my pool and a quail laying 11 eggs in a pot plant though.
As a West Coast resident, we don't have Jungles. . . .
Please stop including the video with the shark! It is just wrong to keep it out of the water and have it exposed to so many people. It probably died of suffocation and stress!
Then he ate it 😂
Problably an catch, clean and cook...
Good now you can go cry weirdo.
Just don't watch it simple as that
Unfortunately, it didn’t listen.
The little kid laughing hysterically at the horse going in the house was adorable
11:45 Carl is like "dont make me drive my Safelite van back on outta here now"
"Your going 1000 mph bro"
Probably the worst excuse to use, when driving in front of someone.
The kid laughing when the horse went inside 😅😅😅😅. Would’ve been my reaction too!
What was that now
2:41 I don't know what's better, using "the wild West jungle" to describe a seeing swamp puppy or Beaker's incredulous squeaks.
I think that shark is suffocating.
yeah the shark has probably been dead for a while, people are stupid
If they found out, then fail army getting charge of animal cruelty.
Me Too What Stupid People UGH! Idiots For Playing With Sharks 🦈
@@lesliejimenez729 ?!
@@lesliejimenez729 Why would they get the charge? If anything the video can help nail the perp who did it.
2:52 Literally built on sand.
yea. asking for trouble. and i know nothing about being a builder
Instant beach-access!?!
I actually smile because the people laugh.
What else is it gonna be built on? Lol
On solid ground? Just like you can't build on ice 🙃@@jeffreylyons1531
I love how the fail army is so good at it.
6:22 "Better git down'ere n' git- Boy, you ahight?" sounded so reassuring- he got a fat lip before the fishing trip even started
I DO love my home state of Florida...it's so AWESOME!
Imagine how many UFO reports have been caused by trampolines...
Another rule in Florida is you're always less than 6 feet from a spider
I think that applies to, I don't know EVERY WHERE
Is that what happened at 21:11??
I can't tell what the problem is but it seems to be in her hair.
Something fly into it or what?
10:05 Legend has it that poor pup is still stuck under that blanket to this day.
Lore tells us that someday, people will stop prefacing everything with "Legend has it".
@@cindydott452 Alas, I regret to inform you that the scriptures say it shall continue into perpetuity along with snarky youtube comments.
@@ringkichardthethrid7147 Jokes aside, try being original. I have literally seen that "legend has it" tripe hundreds of times.
@@cindydott452 Well it’s basically a meme so that’s kind of the point. It wasn’t supposed to be original. But feel free to try something less sad than nit picking light hearted comments on youtube.
@@ringkichardthethrid7147 my first comment "lore tels us" was light hearted. You turned it around into a personal attack about "snarky comments".
I’m so glad I left the south 18 years ago! Every time I watch these it’s a reminder of why!! LOL
Florida is on a different level, they smoking that good stuff.
They do get a lot of hurricanes. I’d be smoking too if I lived there.
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
My favourite is the mum being outsmarted by her toddler
Not hard these days !!
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
It’s really all of the non Florida natives that freak out when they see an Alligator.
The Wild West Jungle must be where Quickdraw McTarzan hangs out.
And Yosemite Sambro
@@horacio-ho3bf I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did 😅
14:52 Ace Ventura really does live in Florida.😊
13:27 Hey that's Franklin's bike!
They did the Beatles walk🤌
:45 seconds in lol. I guess he was looking for brake fluid lol 😂.
I feel like I see myself in every one of these moments 😂
"Bye Carl" 🤣
Carl can come to my house! ❤❤❤
14:08 The curly shuffle LOL!
8:38 Tofu Delivery boy has entered the chat
Gotta be impressed though, cuz he missed the other car and went straight into the garage. Lol
OMG! I haven't even thought about Initial D in years!
😆The dog caught up in the couch cover had me rollin😆
GIrl's living in the wild west jungle, with alligators.
The fails are wild, but the Florida vibe stays undefeated! 🌴😂
That kid at 16:00 is going to grow up to build space telescopes or cure cancer or something else that's incredibly genius. Parents should be proud.
Eh, who wouldn't get distracted by two adorable dogs on a boat? At least it was just the canopy
1:15 I like to imagine the gator understood him and was embarrassed
both: 1:15, what are the odds, play lotto tonight
🤔👍
Kind of concerning to see someone walk their dog with an alligator roaming around so close.
I'm sure they could get the dog away from the alligator quick enough. On land, a dog is faster than an alligator.
@@jacklow9611 All that matters is that the dog is faster than their owner! Sorry Master, it's me or you.
Gators are only deadly on land if you are very close. They can outrun almostvl anything in a sprint, but they have no endurance. They wont run more then a few feet.
@@jacklow9611, Re: _"On land, a dog is faster than an alligator."_
Don't bet your dog on that. Gators can accelerate from 'looks dead' to 'holy sh!t!' in the blink of an eye. I think their top speed is around 30mph in short sprints.
The people in Florida are way scarier than the 'gators.
We appreciate the recognition 😁
Floridians are a lot less predictable, and more dangerous and destructive than gators.
can't deny that!!
No scary people here, just make sure you don’t move here like the thousands that move here every day.
9:37
2:23 "Thanks dude, been wanting to be able to get a bigger boat!"
11:38 that sandhill crane is hilarious , wouldn't recommend interacting with them like that though, if you thought geese were dangerous, make a goose 3 times the size, and then give it a tri-dagger on a stick and you have a crane.
The leaking Airplane ✈️ was my favorite clip ever! 🥰❤️
You kind of hope those things are airtight!
18:04 - The worst attempt at jumping something I've ever seen...
lmao his legs barely left the ground
I watched it a few times to see if he slipped on the take off, but, no, it just looks like an absurdly weak jump.
He expected to float like a video game character. That's why he kept his legs straight.
I was gonna comment same
Every time I try not to laugh, these funny fails get me. Can’t stop watching!
The dog that ate the Rich Dad Poor Dad book did that guy a favor
I loved how the poor guy just slowly backed away.
12:32 "this is america isn't it"
*sees the color of their skin*
"oh maybe it's not"
... Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist.
Yep, I thought the same.
U sure he was talking about the ppl? Seems he was talking about how they were holding the ladder on top of the car
This was the only conclusion I could reasonably come to as well. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who thought so. I mean, what else could it be? He was already commenting on the way they were holding the ladder on the roof of the car, and after asking if this was America, he exclaims "Oh!", as if he had made some new discovery about the situation he hadn't noticed before...what could that have been if not that?
@@KroegerFan44 The license plate, maybe? I thought he was thinking about that.
No, _you_ saw the color of their skin and inferred racism. What does that say about you?
¡Tu canal es el mejor! Gracias por las risas."
0:47 lucky that's not me 😂😂
Do you comes from USA?
0:45 try explaining that to your car insurance company
4:52 I shouldn't let my daughter choose the parking spot
2:54 built on literal sand... With no proper foundations...
What could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
I love this channel so much.❤ It makes me laugh every week.😂
Looking forward to GTA 6 when i am watching videos like this 😂
Where is karma in these clips???
Was waiting for it, but karma is nowhere to be found!
Maybe karma is on vacation, let’s wait for the next clip 😅
Karma’s backstage getting ready for the next episode!
Karma might just be running late, don’t worry, it’ll show up soon!
These guys are too fast, karma didn’t have time to show up 😂
6:12 the slowly pulling the paw back out was beautiful 😆
Pause it at 7:41 and *breathe deep.* 😬
13:07 is a glitch in the matrix 😂btw that is so weird to see those animals just froze right after they were just moving around
why is this guy holding the shark out of water... He's literally killing it. So much for shark lives matter...
Its attached to his arm by the teeth, how can you not see that
@@noka79 I thought it just had a severe overbite.
@@noka79 obviously did not really hurt that much. If he was serious he would go into the water to let the shark relax and probably let go of the arm.
To say he could get bitten again by it... So what he says it doesn't matter either way he is making the situation worse and causing more harm and stress to the shark.
It would probably let go once I. The water
Dog runs around living room hopelessly lost in blanket scares the hell out of his dog friend. 😂😂
People complaining about the Shark video, you clearly haven’t seen the whole video. It was latched on to his arm. He was waiting for help getting it removed. 🤦🏻♂️ In the longer video you can see blood coming down his arm where the shark latched on. Florida is its own kind of special. Alligators are nothing new, why are y’all surprised when you see one lol 🤣🤣🤣
obviously did not really hurt that much. If he was serious he would go into the water to let the shark relax and probably let go of the arm.
To say he could get bitten again by it... So what he says it doesn't matter either way he is making the situation worse and causing more harm and stress to the shark.
It would probably let go once I. The water
Yeah he should have been in the water. It can't breathe out of the water. People are just clueless.
As a long time Floridian I give this 5 stars, just relax a bit and breathe.
12:50 Don't laugh. The REAL Pitbull just may be behind the house.
First Texas, then Florida, and the next video will be about California 😂
Or New York. Or Delaware. Or Maryland. Or Maine… Or Utah…
Thank you for the laughs 😂😂 much needed
15:03 looks like the guy is swimming over to the other guy to fight him.
18:43 it’s an only child 😂
@12:48 That's what the pit bull eats.
This video is fantastic.✨ Thank you Failarmy.😊👍🏾
@13:55 I thought bro was about to get La Chancla from his abuela
I suspect the video was cut off a second before she launched it at his head.
Awesome video funny keep up the good work job 😎😎😎😎😎
8:45 Like a glove!
How did they even manage to capture these moments on camera?! Unreal!
2:53 great place to stand...
Native Florida Man here. I can confirm I’ve seen all of this; the wild animals and the gators😂
Theres far too many examples of why people shouldn't be able to get a driving license at 16 in these vids
Not exclusive to Florida
@@SIERRA-dx9wm I didn't say it was
6:08 That face on the torn magazine cover looks like Rick Astley
The boat car is actually genius not going to lie I'm from California I would drive that lol 😂
I love it 🛥
15:54 lol I like that kid. Too smart for pranksters. 😛
8:06 Who casual reaches for a snake with their bare hand? At best, you would think to use a stick.
Not in Australia mate, we aren't wussies.
_"Who casual reaches for a snake with their bare hand?"_ Someone who hasn't reached for a snake before. Or an Australian.
EXACTLY! 🤦
Dogs and sharks in distress isn’t entertainment for me. Thumbs down.
I don’t understand people calling animals idiots, when it’s the people that have built on the animals land
Ummm…read the good book…Bible…it may enlighten you..by your understanding….mankind shouldn’t be here on earth🤷♂️
Animals are the ones who occupied plants land! Humans are just evening the score
Finally someone who understands that we are taking their land away. We are in their backyards not the other way around
Where do you live Genius
So you're not living on the animals land