Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts

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  • @User77anon
    @User77anon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11185

    Joe: "They do this before they lift."
    Theo: "Lift what?!? The universe?!? Their futures!?!"

    • @zacharyjune7510
      @zacharyjune7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      HE SAID THAT

    • @chetruane
      @chetruane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@zacharyjune7510 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yoooooo I heard that too! Thought I was the only one

    • @JonnyOpinionated
      @JonnyOpinionated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lift a rolled suburban off your child?

    • @gojira444
      @gojira444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      did you type this out for the deaf?

  • @ClaraBowInThisLight
    @ClaraBowInThisLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    Joe: “is it safe to open it in this room”
    Theo: *already chewing off the plastic*

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I caught that moment where he was bout to use those chompers to pull that plastic off and his brain hit a reset. Theo is brave but he ain't stupid. LOL.

    • @drewcee_
      @drewcee_ ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣💀💀💀

    • @SrFrancia0
      @SrFrancia0 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@bradley3549Lmao good catch 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AustinHibblerComedy
      @AustinHibblerComedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I decided to try smelling salts after watching this and wow they’re powerful 😂 th-cam.com/video/DMKOv-2dk1I/w-d-xo.htmlsi=fsU-z0sr4VCgclT_

  • @jackhartmann1084
    @jackhartmann1084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3435

    "Take a hit jamie, you're an adult" had me crying

    • @siberwolf33
      @siberwolf33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thumbs upped no other comment. Yours did it.

    • @1neomonkey
      @1neomonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Virgin lungs.

    • @velvetthunder3856
      @velvetthunder3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Peer pressure

    • @Mimeniia
      @Mimeniia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@velvetthunder3856 Gets the innocent all the time

    • @westernrev9628
      @westernrev9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did he mean with that lol?

  • @willypete5506
    @willypete5506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3974

    “That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert” theo might be one of the most casually funny people I’ve ever watched on a podcast

    • @CasperDaGhost702
      @CasperDaGhost702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      love theo but ms pat makes piss myself laughing

    • @g29000
      @g29000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@CasperDaGhost702 come on bruh

    • @brandenclayton6346
      @brandenclayton6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That Nelly line made me randomly snort.
      Theo is a new kind of nonchalant comic genius!

    • @Nandoswitharando
      @Nandoswitharando 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit doesn’t even make sense lol he just saying random shit

    • @duhJaank
      @duhJaank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Came looking for this comment lmao

  • @MrSmashley1989
    @MrSmashley1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4300

    Jamie: "the warning says don't smell it more than a couple of times a day"
    Theo: "Heheheheheheh"

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂killed me too

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're not even describing it. Is it just really stimulating, or does it smell like crap?

    • @feelinghealingfrequences7179
      @feelinghealingfrequences7179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      smells like ammonia or old fashion window cleaner

    • @byxng
      @byxng 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vegetasayianmcanon6199
      @vegetasayianmcanon6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @*☆MOMOKIMI☆(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)* loser

  • @Seamonkey292
    @Seamonkey292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12918

    I love how Joe is almost afraid of it and Theo is like a kid on Christmas morning busy opening it 15sec after getting it 😂😂😂

    • @anubis2k4
      @anubis2k4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      💯% 😂😂

    • @Fishin480
      @Fishin480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      He that trouble maker smile. Love seeing it in Theo but it usually ends in trouble lol addict tendencies coming out. It’s that feeling your about to do something naughty and get some joy from it.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That’s those dark artssss in him’

    • @zephyrwinkle6552
      @zephyrwinkle6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's in rock form!

    • @GregoryGodfear
      @GregoryGodfear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Theo von is such a funny dingbat

  • @kingape1572
    @kingape1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5820

    Joe - "Its smelling salts"
    Theo- "can I try one"
    Theo is a legend. Had me dead 💀 🤣 😂

    • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
      @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They usually come in little breakable capsule things , so you snap the capsule and sprays some out ,as if you’d broken a glow stick by a accident as a child lol anyway I know this because In Canada lots of hockey players use them before a big match’s. Look up NHL smelling salts. It’s pretty funny guys will break one and share the capsule with team mates right before they go on the ice while on live multinational TV 😂🇨🇦

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat that is about 10x weaker. Those are glass vials surrounded by a layer of cotton balls, to prevent the glass vial from being broken inadvertently, sheathed in a later of Tyvek (PE textile) to prevent the broken glass cutting the person breaking the vial. It is a liquid, that is meant to soak the cotton and diffuse through the Tyvek. These solid smelling salts are almost pure anhydrous ammonium carbonate crystals. They turn into pure ammonia when the moisture in the air hits them. The liquid in the capsules is around a 15-20% ammonia solution in a carrier solvent of ethanol. (Source: medical smelling salts MSDS) and the ammonia from the crystals is diffused into the air much quicker than the ammonia in the capsules that needs to change phase into a gas due to the volatility of the ethanol. So the crystals hit you much harder than the vial/capsule type. Even though it's a 15-20% solution vs a 100% solution, the mechanism of delivery is much stronger for the crystals than the 5-6x stronger you would think it would be.

    • @gps9715
      @gps9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@littlejackalo5326 Wow, good info.

    • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
      @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@littlejackalo5326 you should write some essays for me since you clearly enjoy googling things, and re wording it in paragraph form to sound like you already knew the subject. I’ll send my email if your interested on my offer

    • @grimmes1890
      @grimmes1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo seemed like he liked it

  • @thesonsoftx6897
    @thesonsoftx6897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "That's something you buy at a Nelly Concert." That is such an amazing joke.

    • @jerkkub
      @jerkkub ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get it

    • @ExploringJ
      @ExploringJ ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jerkkub all the kids watching Nelly are too young to drink and smoke so they smell salts... 10/10 joke on the fly

    • @stevenhicks8159
      @stevenhicks8159 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back in 2017 Nelly came to camp cassey/Hovey south Korea he showed up late and didn't sing instead he played his music while his backup dancers danced. it was a horrible time mostly because of it being Nelly but also because the bar at the gateway club charged more for drinks.

  • @jujimufu
    @jujimufu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5150

    AHHH!!!

    • @ratiodeez9297
      @ratiodeez9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The sniffer himself

    • @successfulusername
      @successfulusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Oh shit…. Here he is…..

    • @GurlsiLike
      @GurlsiLike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Why is there so little likes here

    • @successfulusername
      @successfulusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GurlsiLike ya no kidding.

    • @Ethan-Relearning-Movement
      @Ethan-Relearning-Movement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So happy for you Juji! Very pleased things got this far since Rob mentioned you in his appearance.

  • @tmzz3609
    @tmzz3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Joe: "It's in plastic. Were scared of opening it"
    Theo: looking like a kid with candy

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elon Musk meets Alex Jones!
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @psychonautpupildiallater7734
      @psychonautpupildiallater7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And immediately starts cracking it open like its Christmas!

    • @wellnesportstore9519
      @wellnesportstore9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brittanym2080 no its just funny....theo with joe is hilarious

    • @HitLeftistsWithHammers
      @HitLeftistsWithHammers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As he tries to wrestle the bottle open 😆

    • @woozey2168
      @woozey2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Theo considered opening the plastic with his teeth. I stg

  • @Michael-ei5hg
    @Michael-ei5hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4935

    No amount of money could have paid for better advertising for Jujimufu’s smelling salts than this 😂

    • @DrBootyPounda
      @DrBootyPounda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Too right

    • @Jimbo-90
      @Jimbo-90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      True, I’ve heard of smelling salts but no brand name. Now I’m after some jujimufus smelling salts haha can I get them in the U.K.?

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep I've always stuck to Nose Tork but I gotta try a bottle of this stuff now

    • @jdub7552
      @jdub7552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is there actually a market for this?

    • @rickandbrandonshow
      @rickandbrandonshow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jdub7552 yeah in the sports world it’s pretty widely used. Lifting is prob the main thing. They used to use spelling salts to wake football players up after being knocked out or a fighter

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    I love how Theo Immediately says can I try one 😂

    • @Fungimane
      @Fungimane ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bro misses coke

    • @Bwelrick
      @Bwelrick ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fungimane ITS AMMONIA

    • @Caolan-b6r
      @Caolan-b6r ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that's really funny 😮

  • @m123g
    @m123g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    "That's something you buy at a nelly concert" - Theo Von
    Lmao

    • @michelleryan6002
      @michelleryan6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I just worked security at a Nelly concert Saturday.. he ain’t wrong.

    • @hortiez
      @hortiez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @vitohov8824
      @vitohov8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t get black jokes. Can you explain it to me for an 60 year old guy

    • @ElectronicGamingChannel
      @ElectronicGamingChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Like woah nelly"

    • @marewmpinge419
      @marewmpinge419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vitohov8824 I assume this has to do with his music video "tip drill". It was basically an adult film and was highly ridiculed. So I guess it has to do with 'dirty sex air' lol

  • @Yessiree78
    @Yessiree78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7743

    Joe has never, in the history of ever, caught and appreciated any of Theo’s one liners. Which I find the funniest.

    • @aaroncollins85
      @aaroncollins85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert😆

    • @HappyAccident06
      @HappyAccident06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      After the last ep I'm kinda thinking that Joe is in on it... surely

    • @ashleyferrar5276
      @ashleyferrar5276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Exhibit A ?

    • @BillCoz
      @BillCoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "buy that at a Nelly concert.."

    • @positron_music
      @positron_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🎶dashing thru the woods🎶 Joe missed that one

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10096

    Alex Jones: "They're putting chemicals in the smelling salts to make the friggin Power Lifters gay!!"

    • @joshyc2006
      @joshyc2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      😂😂😂

    • @grunt9131
      @grunt9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      When Alex Jones speaks people should listen.. or you'll be behind the curb cuz you'll find out it's true in about five years

    • @shawnj4554
      @shawnj4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      WEVE GOT THE DOCUMENTS

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      It’s entirely possible

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      nah, those have always been gay, even back in ancient greece.

  • @pablo8ight-0ne-8ight2
    @pablo8ight-0ne-8ight2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    1:40 theo was about to bite the plastic off then said "nah maybe not" 😂😂

  • @abennett
    @abennett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Theo: “This is something you buy at a Nelly concert.” 😂

    • @jakeflory007
      @jakeflory007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karlbingham920
      @karlbingham920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That line killed me 😆

    • @somarvitor
      @somarvitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Along with some tattooed hamps, boyyyy

    • @Squanch_00
      @Squanch_00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or a r kelly one back in the day

    • @bleezii
      @bleezii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And no one else caught that!

  • @mate53
    @mate53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    "They smell these salts before they lift..."
    "Lift WHAT dude!?"
    Gotta love Theo.

    • @Nick1253
      @Nick1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "their futures?" Had me dead

    • @2swole4u74
      @2swole4u74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or a Travis scott show .. Ayyyy to soon

    • @diji5071
      @diji5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "The fuckin universe!?"

    • @goodlove9421
      @goodlove9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@2swole4u74 FK travis scott, glad him and that clown drake are getting sued

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5486

    Theo Von is the perfect guy to do smelling salts with. Lmao

    • @sirsmokeefortwence25
      @sirsmokeefortwence25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I've done smelling salts btw and also bath salts. Woof. 🤣

    • @A2G999
      @A2G999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brain hurts for him

    • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
      @CaptAwesumNo1Zone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo likes it

    • @bobbosworld6795
      @bobbosworld6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @OrbiTiZZeD
      @OrbiTiZZeD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanna see Joey Diaz next

  • @Ei8hth_Wonder
    @Ei8hth_Wonder ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Joe: Visibly disgusted and coughing before opening the bag
    Theo: “Can I try one?” 🥺

  • @Splathew
    @Splathew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    Theo's stand up is solid but doing stuff like these is when he really shines.

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Saw him in Sydney a couple years back. I way prefer his off the cuff stuff

    • @wuskers
      @wuskers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not a fan of his comedy.

    • @jacksimmons2441
      @jacksimmons2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He’s funniest when he doesn’t think about what he’s saying

    • @OoO-rf2gt
      @OoO-rf2gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yall crazy, this man a genius.

    • @tylerflatt5351
      @tylerflatt5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      His standup is pretty bad. But he’s the funniest when he’s just being himself

  • @inthedeadhours
    @inthedeadhours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    "You shouldn't smell it more than a couple times a day"
    Theo: *face in the package furiously sniffing*

    • @c9hr0ni4c
      @c9hr0ni4c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you heard him almost say at one point, when Joe and Young Jamie were bitching, "I'm ready for another one" but stopped before he finished saying it lmao

    • @inthedeadhours
      @inthedeadhours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c9hr0ni4c 🤣

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is some JoeyDiaz type of stuff.

    • @MossB87
      @MossB87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The man has an addicts brain he just gravitates towards anything that’s gonna get him feeling different

  • @NicksStrengthandPower
    @NicksStrengthandPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Shoutout to Juji!

    • @camacho7347
      @camacho7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love your content bro, rip Shawn Rhoden

    • @Kentucky81
      @Kentucky81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drug addict

    • @donkeypuncher
      @donkeypuncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      comment spam

    • @johnnykarate_SweepLeg
      @johnnykarate_SweepLeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoutout to plugging your own channel 🤟🏻🙄👎🏻

    • @clueless4085
      @clueless4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NSP tha GOAT

  • @clarkecorvo2692
    @clarkecorvo2692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "before they lift the fkin universe or lift their future?"
    im dead

    • @yvonaamariaa
      @yvonaamariaa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally DEAD I mean...passed AWAY!!!!!!!!

  • @loganrogers1071
    @loganrogers1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    I love how Theo acting like he just did a recreational drug 😂 “yeah that was great thank you” “we didn’t even get any of the rock out”

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      “Thank you” was the best response ever to that shit, lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear logan

    • @peterpieterssen36
      @peterpieterssen36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @UCWTgYlza_NGzR1UbMooxHdw ay get yo silly shi outta here

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@AxxLAfriku You good homie? Talk to us.

    • @lukekonopka1344
      @lukekonopka1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@AxxLAfriku sounds like you meed to lay off them smelling salts

  • @Opt1685
    @Opt1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Love how Joe is so disgusted of the smelling salts, and Theo just dives right in like "yeahhh lets go"

    • @bobert8125
      @bobert8125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "can I try one?"

    • @aaronenglish5929
      @aaronenglish5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, yea, Joe was so disgusted of smelling salts that he passed them around while fondly reminiscing about passed huffing experiences.
      At least Theo knows he's a rebooted Jeff Spicoli. Joe by contrast is completely insulated from reality and has zero self awareness.

    • @hampustornros
      @hampustornros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ammonia makes me straight up vomit. I couldn't handle that at all.

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aaaaaaaand we’re live

    • @PepeNuclear
      @PepeNuclear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aaronenglish5929 What are you even talking about?

  • @simp_slayer8103
    @simp_slayer8103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    *joe shaking erratically*
    “No Jamie you should take a hit; it’s not that bad”

    • @montyr304
      @montyr304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goodlove9421
      @goodlove9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @digitalhippie2336
      @digitalhippie2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobdebuilda3877 DC does

    • @onslaughtmma5110
      @onslaughtmma5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie peer pressured into drugs at work

    • @Jorilla.333
      @Jorilla.333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @fluffythenut4615
    @fluffythenut4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “That’s a whole bag of native American right there” 💀

    • @betosgarage
      @betosgarage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @yeeticus_maximus9616
      @yeeticus_maximus9616 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like bro what does that even mean😂

    • @Bigtwinkissac209
      @Bigtwinkissac209 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      time stamp

    • @chelsfok
      @chelsfok 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Bigtwinkissac209 4:13

  • @gehrigrunyan1073
    @gehrigrunyan1073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    “Take a hit Jamie you’ll be fine you’re an adult”😭😭😭

    • @tchiikayed5929
      @tchiikayed5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Training day vibe haha

    • @siriusleigh24
      @siriusleigh24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hit a take adult, be you'll fine, an Jamie you're.

    • @BubbahBacon
      @BubbahBacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jamie- is it worse then that drink?
      Joe-….yeah
      Then proceeds to give him a hit 😂😂😂

    • @REJZR-FRZM
      @REJZR-FRZM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siriusleigh24 Holy shit u just made me laugh like a madman

    • @kamiskool3
      @kamiskool3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Jamie is always young.

  • @UMadBro13
    @UMadBro13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    “That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert” this doesn’t even make sense but I can’t stop laughing. Theo never had to learn timing man it’s just in him

    • @puccimane1017
      @puccimane1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      shit killed me

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That's the gist of the brilliance of Theo... The majority of his one liners & references are complete non sequiturs & mean absolutley nothing at all, but they're so random & absurd its insanely hilarious.

    • @dannyc7227
      @dannyc7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes! His subtleness and timing is amazing/hilarious

    • @K4ZUY4MISHM4
      @K4ZUY4MISHM4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's saying this is like a bootleg illicit drug you'd find at a rap concert. Made complete sense

    • @jamiehicks8971
      @jamiehicks8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@K4ZUY4MISHM4 I sort of thought Nelly has turned pretty boring… so you’d need these to keep you awake.

  • @balloony2850
    @balloony2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    Theo is a mad man, instantly wanted to get addicted lol

    • @Psycho-Complex
      @Psycho-Complex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bobby Lee was exactly the same.

    • @marccelin9627
      @marccelin9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ZlCfTKzsOds/w-d-xo.html breaking...Jeff Bezos caught on Camera

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We all like the madman

    • @perfectionist.
      @perfectionist. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MMA vs BOXING 😐i dont know.

    • @jaacobo938
      @jaacobo938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Psycho-Complex yes he was!!

  • @oldkingcrow777
    @oldkingcrow777 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Theo's genuine shock made me laugh so hard I rewound 5 times.
    "They do that right before they lift"
    "What?!"

  • @CW_9
    @CW_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Theo said" Thank you for that". I always liked Theo, but it took me awhile to appreciate his humor. Now he's one of my favorites.

    • @steveperez178
      @steveperez178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @HerbaL1st
      @HerbaL1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup we all are quick to judge that mullet. But he is brilliant!

    • @Rosecain27
      @Rosecain27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @M4GG0TK1NG
    @M4GG0TK1NG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Theo is epitome of Hillbilly Philosopher, comes up with hilarious yet incredibly spot on turns of phrase in an instant. You've never heard that saying before yet you know exactly what it means. Definitely one of the quickest minds out there in the comedy game right now.

    • @regularcarguy7844
      @regularcarguy7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💯

    • @dillemwafoe9875
      @dillemwafoe9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its actually shocking sometimes

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My sides were shot straight to Jupiter when Theo was on JRE years ago and described Eddie Bravo as a deaf jack russell.

    • @GeneralBuckNaked
      @GeneralBuckNaked 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jan Pavel... Cuz once he starts going you cant get him back 😂

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeneralBuckNaked That guy is out there! xD

  • @matthewowen5478
    @matthewowen5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Theo is the product of being naturally funny and witty. "And we're live" lmao

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea it wasn't that funny, something a corny uncle would say. Pretty hack tbh

    • @matthewowen5478
      @matthewowen5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@timc4765 The great thing about humor is everyone can have their own opinion and none of them are invalid. I'm not here on TH-cam to argue negative opinions.

    • @spacecrimebeatz
      @spacecrimebeatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love that Theo just kept a positive attitude towards the salts “I like it” “Sometimes i hit a marker”😂💀

    • @matthewowen5478
      @matthewowen5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spacecrimebeatz LOL agreed. He's always down for anything at least once lol

    • @lootbox9465
      @lootbox9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@timc4765 edgy as fuck

  • @jdmort735
    @jdmort735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I’m in college and one of my buddies is a lifter, he’d pass his bottle around and everyone would take a good whiff. It was absolutely hilarious to see drunk reactions. I believe that night someone took a whiff then ran through his roommates door.

  • @Leo352S
    @Leo352S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Theo: “Take a ride on that hitter.” Idk why but that line kills me 😂😂 2:43

    • @genesisfd4418
      @genesisfd4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *BOOM*

    • @purplefurreal
      @purplefurreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this one lool

    • @Awakenedmind333
      @Awakenedmind333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was hilarious because of joes gesture afterwards.

  • @Goy_1Da
    @Goy_1Da 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Jamie: “WAFT IT, do NOT sniff it”
    Theo sticks his nose in bottle and snorts.

    • @derekhakeem8
      @derekhakeem8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 🤣

    • @DVO54
      @DVO54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is wafting

    • @joshuatorres6625
      @joshuatorres6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DVO54
      It’s when you wave/fan the scent towards your face

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He’s been through some things boy

    • @watdafxup85
      @watdafxup85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @Mahermovement
    @Mahermovement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Theo hitting that shit like a champ

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@caramel_______9413 I got AIDS there!

    • @JBLegitttt
      @JBLegitttt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chichi get the yayo

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WTF is this trash thread LOL

  • @futureboy2328
    @futureboy2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    “Get a hit Jamie ur gonna be fine ur a adult” hahahahaha Theo is so funny

    • @MultiEMitchell
      @MultiEMitchell ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this as he said it lol

    • @foley3026
      @foley3026 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MultiEMitchell so did I lmfao

    • @mikeschafer4440
      @mikeschafer4440 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same haha

    • @tyriordan
      @tyriordan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MultiEMitchell me too 😂

  • @SwitchbackGuitars
    @SwitchbackGuitars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Jamie saved a life. Theo was about to shake a couple rocks into his hand and chew them up before Jamie said you’re not supposed to take it out of the bottle.

    • @AshTheStash
      @AshTheStash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol no.?

    • @therealone086
      @therealone086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real! He was excited

    • @bozbozman1575
      @bozbozman1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theo was on his third huff when joe warned him not more than 2 a day

    • @heavyballs8458
      @heavyballs8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t save stupid

  • @stevenfrost6441
    @stevenfrost6441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Joe: "Is it bad to open it in this room?"
    Theo: "No Bub, we can handle some!"
    *Theo takes HUGE whiff and almost passes out.
    🤣👍

    • @mrmiyagi3533
      @mrmiyagi3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably got reminded of the ole coke days smelling chemicals like that

  • @travisoutlaw9511
    @travisoutlaw9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "Gimme that, I'll try it. I've been through some sh*t!" - says Theo and every other addict in recovery 😂

  • @ajmax93
    @ajmax93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "And then smiling at someone after, that's my favorite thing to do" Theo is such a great character

  • @Styx4473
    @Styx4473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "Not enough to damage myself, but I will take a risk with it."
    My 20s summed up in one sentence.

    • @Tomato6
      @Tomato6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah

    • @IIISWILIII
      @IIISWILIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With you there, homie

    • @kiethj7
      @kiethj7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a great line btw

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No new drugs after 30 is my rule, I OD'd once like a retard.

  • @Behindthejab
    @Behindthejab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “I will do a couple of these bitches, I’ve been through some things”. Theo is awesome

    • @Izzy-lk4sl
      @Izzy-lk4sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nearly everything he says is hilarious

    • @Projectpat0589
      @Projectpat0589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally dove right in didn’t give a fuck

    • @supremesloth105
      @supremesloth105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even when shit isn’t funny, he knows how to make the most mundane sentences sound like a comedy bit.

  • @anon556
    @anon556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    For anyone who doesn't know, smelling salts are used before lifting because the smells triggers your andrenal system to go into fight or flight mode and dump a large amount of adrenaline. It makes you pumped for sure. But you don't want to activate your system like that repeatedly and the after effects can be a pretty big crash. It's basically an ultra short ultra powerful energy drink courtesy of your body. You will feel after effects from the adrenaline spike.

    • @Everrrrr
      @Everrrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thank you for this comment I was trying to understand the point of these.

    • @billyallen7690
      @billyallen7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I need this....

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't do weight lifting like that...but I want some of this shit for fun. Maybe mess with some friends/coworkers 😏

    • @knuckledentist
      @knuckledentist ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also used in old school boxing to wake the dudes up from getting wobbled.

    • @highmedic2351
      @highmedic2351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Everrrrr Big facts. I don't know for the other major sports, but even hockey players use smelling salts on the bench.

  • @Vano-ey3pb
    @Vano-ey3pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    The greatest passed over joke on the JRE in recent memory… “that’s somethin’ you buy at a nelly concert”

    • @johntomas5170
      @johntomas5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They always do when theo is on

    • @ratta_tat
      @ratta_tat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's hard to keep up with the comedic embodiment of string theory.

    • @joshconzemius
      @joshconzemius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He says the funniest comments. Unlike any other comedian

    • @bravoactual2423
      @bravoactual2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't even funny

    • @Gouthamedara
      @Gouthamedara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It did not. Joe actually brought that joke up in this same video

  • @elephantshoes
    @elephantshoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I'll go 3 hits on duster, not enough to damage myself but I will take a risk with it"😂😂😂 gotta love Theo

    • @NoWr2Run
      @NoWr2Run 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES, LOVE THE GUY.

    • @londonmmc
      @londonmmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you know you know lol

    • @marcdenham4704
      @marcdenham4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHiZUMi._____💋 m
      I’m just my

  • @crystalm2460
    @crystalm2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Joe and Theo have such a cute relationship. It's like watching everyone's favorite uncle hang out w his favorite nephew

    • @kubobetterrelax7435
      @kubobetterrelax7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo is almost 40 🤣

    • @crystalm2460
      @crystalm2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kubobetterrelax7435 I think he might be 40 actually. I'm talking about the dynamic between them tho

    • @kubobetterrelax7435
      @kubobetterrelax7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crystalm2460 I hear you. I just thought it was funny that for a man that age, his youth still shines through clearly

    • @crystalm2460
      @crystalm2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks a lot younger here now that's I'm thinking about it. He still looks good but I prefer grown man Theo 😼😻

  • @dalemcmahon4130
    @dalemcmahon4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    I’m convinced Theo’s brain works differently . No other human would mention a Nelly concert when talking about bath salts 😂

    • @sabereaseera1384
      @sabereaseera1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      These are very different from bath salts

    • @kapoink835
      @kapoink835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Average listening comprehension ability of a Joe Rogan fan

    • @haydenphipps4923
      @haydenphipps4923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sabereaseera1384 idkkk mannn. Last time I snorted my bath salts it did the same thing!

    • @beckyhobbs8203
      @beckyhobbs8203 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His brain is absolutely on a different wavelength and i love it.

    • @OrgzmicFear
      @OrgzmicFear ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kapoink835This is just an assumption, so don’t come after me. So you don’t like Joe Rogan, but you came to this video and found this comment just to shit on JRE fans? You’re wild if that’s the case 😂

  • @ethanmcmurray9893
    @ethanmcmurray9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Theo is one of the wildest dudes out there. That whole podcast was nuts

  • @mattvsmetaverse
    @mattvsmetaverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "They recommend you don't smell it more than a couple times a day."
    Theo: Puts bag on head.

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bunch of bots responded so I thought I'd drop a real comment.

    • @MLB_CoercedFreeman5OutOfATL
      @MLB_CoercedFreeman5OutOfATL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I am laughing WAY too hard at this in the office. I can’t stop.

  • @jimberry742
    @jimberry742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Half of what Theo says doesn't even get acknowledged. He's so quick and hilarious.

    • @lukebaughman2987
      @lukebaughman2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every time he's on Rogans podcast...

    • @MossB87
      @MossB87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him saying before they life their future killed me

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People saying that his one liners go over Joe's head, or that Joe doesn't pay attention to Theo's one liners, is getting pretty old. He gets them all, but doesn't need to take the time to acknowledge, or even laugh at, each and every one of them. Joe of a stand-up comedian, has had hundreds of comedians on his show, and might not think every single thing that someone says is funny. His one-liner jokes aren't some elevated form of comedy. Most of the time they don't even make sense. They're just funny, whether they make sense or not, because of their outlandish and quick witted nature. Most people only watch these Theo clips on TH-cam, but if you listen to the podcasts he's on (like This Past Weekend or The King and The Sting), you'd hear more of his one-liners that he just spits out so quickly, but don't make very much sense. That's what makes him funny.

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Theo handled that so easily. He isn't joking when he says he's been through some shit lol.

  • @lljusttry
    @lljusttry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This makes all Theo’s stories way more legitimate. He definitely got into some crazy shit as a kid, look how excited he got.

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I thought it was super relatable to see him get all quietly exited about a drug he never heard of. I think it's just curiosity

    • @richboyprado
      @richboyprado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Real recognize real

    • @looselipssinkships6543
      @looselipssinkships6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro theo is fuckin weeeird weird lol.
      You ever see the movie gummo? I feel like he lived that movie

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Talking about a guy that did stand up tripping on acid 🥴🤣😂

    • @pimpsiege4448
      @pimpsiege4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@looselipssinkships6543 hahaha riiiiight, " Fuckin rabbits smells like pussy!" "Smells like a bunch of bull shit"

  • @theodorealvarado1851
    @theodorealvarado1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Joe takes a whiff.
    “Oliveira goes down!” Theo is a true DP fan 👏

    • @SmaddyT
      @SmaddyT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahah yes .

    • @laloj2236
      @laloj2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s DP?

    • @eltitan98
      @eltitan98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laloj2236 Dustin Poirier

    • @MSTR-DTH23
      @MSTR-DTH23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@laloj2236 double penetration i believe 😂

    • @laloj2236
      @laloj2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MSTR-DTH23 that was my worry

  • @pauliepecans4213
    @pauliepecans4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Smelling salts release ammonia gas. If you breathe in this gas, it irritates the insides of your nose and lungs to such an extent that it stimulates your sympathetic ("fight-or-flight") nervous system. This is an autonomous part of your nervous system that, when activated, has all sorts of arousing effects on your body, releasing adrenaline, increasing your heart rate, opening up your lungs, increasing blood flow to your skeletal muscles (while decreasing it to your digestive system), and generally preparing your body for action. For athletes, these effects may be desirable and performance-enhancing, although especially so for athletic feats that require quick bursts of action. Smelling salts have also been used to revive athletes that have been rendered unconscious (e.g. boxers), because their arousing effects counteract the fainting response

    • @lopez12345ml
      @lopez12345ml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Usually used before a PR in lifting

    • @rigo62982
      @rigo62982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or just call them poppers like the gays do...

    • @ebg3624
      @ebg3624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best comment award

    • @chasexchaos9392
      @chasexchaos9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rigo62982 lmao what??? That is not what poppers are. Poppers are amyl and butyl nitrate. Like “Rush”. Smelling salts are made from ammonium. They don’t get you high like amyls.

    • @ate5ive866
      @ate5ive866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew someone that smelled it and ran away due to the fight or flight response.

  • @Peter-zg3em
    @Peter-zg3em 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    you used to be able to use these in fights. your corner used to be able to scoop you up off of the canvas if the bell rang, drag you to your stool unconscious, revive you with salts, and send you out there. lots of the miraculous comebacks in boxing were influenced in some way by smelling salts. both guys could get them and in that regard they didn't provide an advantage until you were hurt and needed revival. call it a comeback mechanic and surely a way to get your guys hurt or killed.

    • @ssj9devil
      @ssj9devil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mercy revive in the middle of a teamfight be like

    • @yasministryheals
      @yasministryheals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I remember it from the Rocky movies!

    • @GeomancerHT
      @GeomancerHT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how you get permanent brain damage!

    • @DankManPlays
      @DankManPlays ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeomancerHT It's not strong enough to do that. All it does is shock the shit out of your nervous system and get your adrenaline flowing. You'd have to breath nothing but the ammonia in if you wanted to actually hurt yourself

    • @jinx5349
      @jinx5349 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DankManPlays I think he meant being forced to fight again when you are already at your limit by using salt. Hence, taking more damage than your body can handle. Damage from the fight and not the salt.

  • @lenthebusboy7723
    @lenthebusboy7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    theo is one of my favorite guests. dude is absolutely one of the funniest human beings alive, and probably the best improv

  • @whoshotashleybabbitt4924
    @whoshotashleybabbitt4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “Take a hit Jamie, you’re an adult. You’ll be fine”

    • @geewhiz5926
      @geewhiz5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂 sounds like me

    • @trapboxmedia
      @trapboxmedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The moment Young Jamie become an adult.

    • @kurt9034
      @kurt9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theo using the tricks that got used on him 🤣

    • @timsmith4620
      @timsmith4620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you listen closely jamie gags after he takes a hit lol

    • @geewhiz5926
      @geewhiz5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kurt9034 true 🤣

  • @VelocityZero
    @VelocityZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I love when Theo tells a story everyone reacts the same way.
    Joe: Why did he do that?
    Theo: I don't know.

  • @kccutter5869
    @kccutter5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Theo is so underrated and hilarious . By far my fave person

  • @2cuppduggofficial
    @2cuppduggofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Theo has me laughing every time I see him. His personality is one of a kind

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gang!

    • @LoveJaeger
      @LoveJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of the human embodiment of Beavis.

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reincarnation of Ellis from left for dead

    • @LoveJaeger
      @LoveJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CitizenSnips69 Both combined for sure.

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That guy would be hilarious to roll with.

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    "That's a whole bag of native American!" 😂

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it 🤣

    • @gdubya83
      @gdubya83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caramel_______9413 cow tails?

    • @stn7172
      @stn7172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol what he mean by that

    • @dayoonman3264
      @dayoonman3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stn7172 the smell of 100 million decaying corpses genocided in the western hemisphere

    • @ChicanoOne760
      @ChicanoOne760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dayoonman3264 the smell of 1000 violated treaties.

  • @Reprehensiblee
    @Reprehensiblee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    “I’ll go three hits on duster dude, not enough to fuckin’ damage myself, but I will take a risk with it you know?” Theo never misses.

    • @BenDover-gg4ku
      @BenDover-gg4ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elon Musk meets Alex Jones!
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @meestameestaaaaaa
      @meestameestaaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Crackhead vibes for sure.

    • @jowtag
      @jowtag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's insane timing dude. I heard him say that LITERALLY the same exact second I started reading your comment lmao.

  • @bluecollar5384
    @bluecollar5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    The best part of this is how much trepidation Joe and Jamie had about even holding the bag and Theo was inside the jar within like 14 seconds of holding it. 😂

    • @Blashmack
      @Blashmack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If you've ever been into snorting drugs then smelling salts are like remembering an old friend. Lmao I understand why he was so excited

    • @jaygio
      @jaygio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the best part is how people think this is a bit when it's a paid advertisement for Jujimufus brand of smelling salts.

    • @SeanLives
      @SeanLives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaygio can’t it be both?

    • @chasexchaos9392
      @chasexchaos9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaygio do you know that for a fact or?

    • @chasexchaos9392
      @chasexchaos9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blashmack how is smelling salts remembering old days with snorting drugs? I was an addict for a very long time and I snorted so much garbage up my nose it got deteriorated and I had to use other methods… but never would I connect that with smelling salts lol. Smelling salts usually are like a potent ammonium smell which is like cat piss. What drug do you snort that reminds you of cat piss? Lol. Or is it like meth where you feel like you got punched in the face if you snort it? 😂

  • @garrisonthomas3126
    @garrisonthomas3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Theo: “ Take a ride on that hitta”
    Joe: takes a solid Whiff off that rock

    • @kurtlauer2005
      @kurtlauer2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re comment made my night😂

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's what happened in the video

    • @garrisonthomas3126
      @garrisonthomas3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@holliswilliams8426 no way really????

    • @garrisonthomas3126
      @garrisonthomas3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Me You not at all obviously you are if your continuing to comment on my comment

    • @jackhammercombo
      @jackhammercombo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Me You your incentive is super dumb

  • @tylorwheeler8458
    @tylorwheeler8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This man said "that's something you get at a Nelly concert" funniest shit I've heard in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I know hahahahaha

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a minute later Joe says 'Whoa Nelly' .. without realizing

    • @la-li-lu-le-lo9444
      @la-li-lu-le-lo9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo is so fuckin stupid LMAO guy kills me

  • @TreadTalk247
    @TreadTalk247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Saversons
    @Saversons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    “Before they lift what? The universe?” 😂😂😂

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Their future?!?"

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MomasBoyOnline yeah, and then he said "their future". A lot of Theo's comedy "makes no sense"

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MomasBoyOnline 2:20 did you even watch it?

  • @trevorkenny
    @trevorkenny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Now I want Juji on the pod even more.

    • @petermuller161
      @petermuller161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @johnbishop2536
      @johnbishop2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If Juji comes on and you use the podcast as background noise sometimes you wont know who's talking.

    • @johny.3400
      @johny.3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahhhh!

    • @allstar4life3000
      @allstar4life3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dingleberry Mcdinglepants Jujyfruits, they’re a chewy, gumdrop-like starch-based candy, manufactured by Ferrara Candy Company.

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "You want to try it Jaime?" "I'm Great."
    That's a whole level over "I'm good." , Jaime really didn't want to try it

    • @SauceGPT
      @SauceGPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He told them, "waft it, dont sniff it"... Then we hear Jamie just hotrail that shit like a Hoover

    • @AI-Consultant
      @AI-Consultant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      peer pressurized

    • @osbaldofernandez3947
      @osbaldofernandez3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is funny asf "I'm great"

    • @SoulCalSiegfried
      @SoulCalSiegfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get influenced, kid.

    • @vulkunvision
      @vulkunvision 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe ‘I pay you so smell it’ Rogan

  • @EMOPRODUCTIONSMW
    @EMOPRODUCTIONSMW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe being worried for the people in the room and opening it.. and theo just going "nahh bud we can handle some.." fucking sent me lmfaooo

  • @SuperchargedFG2
    @SuperchargedFG2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    That's like the biggest advertisement that Juji could've gotten🙌🏻

    • @KennyTyT
      @KennyTyT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      meanwhile Richard Ryan is just rolling in cash

    • @Juiceontheloose76
      @Juiceontheloose76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KennyTyTwhat does he have to do with this?

    • @ordinarypete
      @ordinarypete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Juiceontheloose76 his crush

    • @Logantolver
      @Logantolver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a coincidence.

    • @KingFuego
      @KingFuego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet you can't find any of these shits anymore

  • @Snipethebambi
    @Snipethebambi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    “Take it to the fights”
    “The fights?”
    “In case anyone dies, it’ll revive them”

    • @GabrielBacon
      @GabrielBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus I come down to the comment section and realize I missed 1/2 of Theo’s jokes because I was busy laughing at the last one

    • @hotriffs4824
      @hotriffs4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GabrielBacon it was Jamie who said that

    • @GabrielBacon
      @GabrielBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hotriffs4824 oh, no wonder I wasn’t paying attention

  • @jaymead1146
    @jaymead1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    When Theo said “Thats in rock form”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brianpotter149
      @brianpotter149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Under rated comment, he defo wants a line of it 😂

    • @codycampbell3562
      @codycampbell3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Phil Campbell You're too innocent. It's a drug thing.

    • @terpyboi
      @terpyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@codycampbell3562 🤣😂😂

  • @lukenukem2441
    @lukenukem2441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Theo Vons "take a ride on that hitter" kills me every time and I've listened about 100x

  • @camden_jace
    @camden_jace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Theo: we had a guy drink gasoline one time, his name was Todd
    Joe: why'd he do that?
    Theo: I don't know
    *clip ends* 🤣🤣

    • @jordan2735
      @jordan2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Such a Todd thing to do

    • @andresmith7545
      @andresmith7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew a kid in school that drank gasoline. Had to be airlifted to the hospital

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said Tot. In reference to the disabled kid named Tot that he knew growing up.

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The clip ends on the highest point possible! 😂🤣😆😀

  • @chrislevine6965
    @chrislevine6965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The way Theo phrases things is one of a kind. He’s hilarious just talking. Rare talent. He truly amazes me. Fucking fantastic.

  • @Fight360
    @Fight360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    This ain’t Theo’s first hit… him and Billy Conforto used to do these on the side of the highway

  • @gaslighterr
    @gaslighterr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:53 smelling salts had him lookin like robert de niro

  • @81SB
    @81SB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "I feel like it's a whole bag of Native American right there baby." Lmao... Theo always cracks me up!

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "to toughen their cheeks up?"
    dude, theo....you're gods favorite

  • @chronicwizdom8638
    @chronicwizdom8638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Jamie* : "the bottle says don't smell it more then a couple times a day"
    *theo* : already 2 sniffs in 😂😂

  • @Capt__Crunch2899
    @Capt__Crunch2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    “The gay power lifting guy” love theo

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he wasn't joking

    • @TroubleOnTheWaters
      @TroubleOnTheWaters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He literally is though

    • @Jay_Weed420
      @Jay_Weed420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well he is marketing himself as “the worlds strongest gay”…..

  • @Gal-swtor
    @Gal-swtor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Theo keeps dropping great one-liners and Joe's giving him nothing.

    • @UnTangledUrn
      @UnTangledUrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      What else is new?

    • @saunajoe5973
      @saunajoe5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Olivera goes down!" so weird and perfectly timed as Joe inhales death in salt form

    • @EJ_S-hz1ou
      @EJ_S-hz1ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I thought same thing.

    • @UMadBro13
      @UMadBro13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You want him to be Jimmy Fallon or something ?? Laughing at every joke ??

    • @justinm2434
      @justinm2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@UMadBro13 exactly

  • @NjoyMoney
    @NjoyMoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    04:25
    Joe: "its so jolting"
    Theo: "its good man, thank you for that"
    hahahaha 😂😂

    • @stephaniehall4953
      @stephaniehall4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

    • @SHAKIRAisonfire
      @SHAKIRAisonfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha I died!!!!

  • @arandomcommoner4737
    @arandomcommoner4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who noticed Theo trying to open the bottle and was about to use his teeth lmfao he is a man of culture

  • @thelastofthebrohicans
    @thelastofthebrohicans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “I meant to do this the other day”
    “EAT CANDLES”
    😂😂😂

    • @youngkobe928
      @youngkobe928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe all ignored it too😂

    • @dashiit1748
      @dashiit1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elon Musk meets Alex Jones!
      th-cam.com/video/peUgoAttMHI/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Theo's mind is special in every sense of the word, what a fantastically unique human.

  • @jordanrosario8225
    @jordanrosario8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Lmao Theo CLEARLY reminiscing about the “drip” haha he loves that gas smell

  • @Torresknows
    @Torresknows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Theo: “That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert”
    That brought me to tears idk why.

  • @rbryson_f
    @rbryson_f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "A whole bag of Native American" Theo Von is Louisiana's gift to America

    • @GabrielBacon
      @GabrielBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “That stuff’s like Mr. Clean bust a nut in your nose”

    • @bballmomma5900
      @bballmomma5900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We Louisianians are so proud of him!

    • @msquared9605
      @msquared9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Down goes Oliveira 😂

  • @shayhynam1455
    @shayhynam1455 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    th-cam.com/users/shortselLmFUp4Dmo?si=Y_K50kuZT1cDIBlL
    This is how we roll in the land down under 🤣😂😅

  • @gladiatorscoops
    @gladiatorscoops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Joke's on them, that isn't smelling salt, Jamie just handed them a bottle full of Bert Kreischer's gooch sweat.

  • @Migecolombia
    @Migecolombia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jamie: "The warning says don't smell it more than a couple times a day"
    Theo: *Giggling as he definitely plans to smell it more than a couple times*

  • @kylecarves8486
    @kylecarves8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “I like to sniff a marker and then smile at someone after” dude how does he do it 😂

    • @shah-jahanbaig944
      @shah-jahanbaig944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣

    • @walkeradrian1989
      @walkeradrian1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people just have it

    • @louis.irvine
      @louis.irvine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called being yourself

    • @louis.irvine
      @louis.irvine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called being yourself

  • @rfcocola123
    @rfcocola123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "That's something you buy at a Nelly concert." - Theo.
    He is the king of randomness. Love it!!

  • @bennytheboy101
    @bennytheboy101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    'Oliveira goes down!' I love the fact he's already visualising his boy Dustin winning the championship fight.