Joe Rogan - Theo Von's Hilarious Cocaine Story

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  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11134

    Joe: "How old were you?"
    Theo: "Oh, this was like 2 years ago...."
    I lost it.

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s nothing. Watch 9 minutes into this m.th-cam.com/video/xdz-XoOp7Hk/w-d-xo.html

    • @GuerillaWelder
      @GuerillaWelder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Reminds me of his story when he got a native American girl knocked up and she threatened him with the baby
      Other guy: how old were you?
      Theo: thirty..... Seven.
      Other guy: oh yeah?
      Theo: yeah it was...Like it was a few months ago

    • @Berkzian
      @Berkzian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      when Joe asked "how long did you live there for?"
      Theo: "I still live there" lol!

    • @cakefartrpg2280
      @cakefartrpg2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Two and half son.

    • @42bricksquad
      @42bricksquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guerilla Welder steebee weebee bruh

  • @commontater1785
    @commontater1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    "No Buffalo Bill shit, but I was partying with myself." LMFAO

    • @CB-qu4tb
      @CB-qu4tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does that mean? I'm out of that loop.

    • @Umtree
      @Umtree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@CB-qu4tb Scilence of the Lambs

    • @mr.pigglywiggoly1866
      @mr.pigglywiggoly1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!!!

    • @SweetSpot909
      @SweetSpot909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ben W who wears women's skin as a costume.

    • @verizonizer
      @verizonizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It places the lotion in the basket

  • @Labjunkie83
    @Labjunkie83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6326

    “I got like 2 vests on “ 😂😂

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "vest" and "vests" sounds funny when people from america says it🤣

    • @BeachJedi101
      @BeachJedi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That line came out of nowhere and destroyed me! 😂😂

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @gblueslover2 both🤣

    • @earthling2007
      @earthling2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I pissed myself when he said that!!

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @gblueslover2 Vesti

  • @dripsa
    @dripsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    this dude looks pretty amazing for 37. Could easily pass for a 25 year old. Also, there's nothing better than Joe's sincere, authentic laugh

    • @ceez8731
      @ceez8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Such a hearty healthy laugh gotta love it

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Still in his early 40s & he looks great

    • @SillyGoose2024
      @SillyGoose2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha, you're gay

    • @dripsa
      @dripsa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SillyGoose2024 it's 2022 bro, get better insults

    • @kylein9869
      @kylein9869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Black don’t crack

  • @furleysbrain
    @furleysbrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10520

    I know drugs are bad.. but they do facilitate the funniest stories lol

    • @lesweenmachine
      @lesweenmachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Alex drugs aren't bad Alex, they are abused

    • @jakewishart9946
      @jakewishart9946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Drugs are inanimate compounds. Is a stone bad? Is salt bad? Maybe these things just are abused to the point where it gets unhealthy. You can actually die from drinking too much water in a short amount of time and we are like 80% water.

    • @furleysbrain
      @furleysbrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      My dudes I was making a joke

    • @jakewishart9946
      @jakewishart9946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Oh I'm sorry I thought this was the comment section... you know the place where the worst of TH-cam comes to argue.

    • @unkatruk9932
      @unkatruk9932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I have legendary tales. Some hilarious, some scary, some unbelievable, & some that make absolutely no sense. I often wonder if the other people who were "there", are occasionally waxing nostalgic

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I just love how insanely honest Theo is.

    • @nicolaslacoste2368
      @nicolaslacoste2368 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is an entertainer. Honesty probably isn't his goto

  • @westwilson96
    @westwilson96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Jamie laughing in the back makes it so much funnier. You can tell Theo includes Jamie when telling stories always looking at him

    • @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG
      @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      THEO MAD CONSIDERATE

    • @Aycheffe
      @Aycheffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG Pisces are magic socialites when they are on

    • @anthonytuccinardi46
      @anthonytuccinardi46 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamie never gets the love he deserves 😭

    • @khankbar
      @khankbar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The one at 1:30 was my favorite😅

  • @CodyAnderson333
    @CodyAnderson333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I've caught him doin' some things" hahahahaah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cody Anderson yup we heard it

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jonhendrickson9701 very very cool. thanks for taking time out of your obviously busy day to confirm that.

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Anderson says the guy commenting. Must be a very busy day for you. Lol. Moron

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonhendrickson9701 are you not also commenting? Therefore, wouldn't that also apply to yourself? lmao you're not a very intelligent person huh?

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Anderson I never said my day was busy. You made a comment about that to me which I found funny since you were doing the same thing. Obviously your level of reading comprehension is low. Calling me dumb is funny when you literally can’t understand simple sentences. Check yourself dummy

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    His comedic timing is epic. That nonchalance thing he has going on is amazing.

    • @himalczyk258
      @himalczyk258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's just like comedy is his personality. Talks comedy. Love it

    • @patstaysuckafreeboss8006
      @patstaysuckafreeboss8006 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don’t don’t call one of the greats for nothing

    • @Joshua-ps5de
      @Joshua-ps5de ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it's not a act, that's just Theo.

  • @patgaristo4365
    @patgaristo4365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I like how he casually says,"so now I'm driving the taxi and Luigi is in the back seat".

    • @89426
      @89426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😆... with the escort!

    • @haidar6280
      @haidar6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @carson21211
    @carson21211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    Joe should have Theo on every week!

    • @bkbland1626
      @bkbland1626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo Von is a POS of incredible magnitude. Eff that guy.

    • @AlanMichaelJackson
      @AlanMichaelJackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Theo has a podcast, just listen to it.

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. Theo's fake bullshit stories get old really fast. You dont believe them do you? Like the old guy with a red convertible that hung out at his middle school and took all his friends to Manson concerts. That story was the biggest load of shit ever! I mean props to him for making them up on the fly but where he should stop, he doesnt and keeps adding ridiculous shit.

    • @stevenrowcliffe7479
      @stevenrowcliffe7479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crimson Blue Theo is a complete dumbass

    • @aluuffysv4643
      @aluuffysv4643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      along with uncle joey every now and then

  • @DELL.ACNT.
    @DELL.ACNT. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "This was 2.5 years ago". And then "I still live there"

  • @jakelomax7409
    @jakelomax7409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Someone needs to animate this

    • @123clopes1
      @123clopes1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jake Lomax facts

    • @tjardarosendaal4109
      @tjardarosendaal4109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jake Lomax please!!!!

    • @TheGoobsters
      @TheGoobsters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Paulytoon get on it!

    • @zerozebra
      @zerozebra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      your prayers has been answered: th-cam.com/video/hajf7-PgCfs/w-d-xo.html

    • @jaynaysayresayre6249
      @jaynaysayresayre6249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So it is animated now

  • @Marc_le_conservateur
    @Marc_le_conservateur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is one of Joe rogan's podcast that you can watch 20 times and it never gets old.

    • @mehdikaroui5386
      @mehdikaroui5386 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why isn’t it on spotify or yt ?

  • @ajantaclash8916
    @ajantaclash8916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long, I just started watching Theo Von, Theo the stories, comments, jokes, all of what you do makes my day better. I'm smitten.

  • @bryanhowe1901
    @bryanhowe1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Theo Von is the real life Joe Dirt

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol definitely

    • @brittdog1999
      @brittdog1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best comment ever!

    • @lukemckee2255
      @lukemckee2255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment couldent be more true

    • @woopwoop60
      @woopwoop60 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts lmfao

    • @ccam6255
      @ccam6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like Riff Raff..

  • @NickFouladi11
    @NickFouladi11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    Holy shit Theo is 37 years old, dude looks 23-25! He's got some good genetics going for himself plus he's a funny dude.. Onward 😎

    • @dragon7590
      @dragon7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It's those fruit smoothies. Got that Kale and almond milk base!

    • @saucybaka4439
      @saucybaka4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gang gang

    • @ac-ch7si
      @ac-ch7si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Funny part is his dad was like 70 when he was born

    • @pruthviraj3296
      @pruthviraj3296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Christopher Ackerman i was just joking man. Dont take ot seriously

    • @wille7319
      @wille7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he uses HGH and Testosterone as hormone replacement therapy honestly, just like Joe Rogan. His skin has that typical HGH glow. Theo Von has admitted to being on heavy Testosterone cycles in his younger days, so he's most definitely familiar with pinning.

  • @chrishandsome4267
    @chrishandsome4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’ve listened to this story probably 10 times now and it’s still funny as shit every time. “Dude I was 35” 😂

  • @raging100
    @raging100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    Is it jamie laughing in the background? In that case this is a historical video my friends

    • @mikahina3909
      @mikahina3909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      he laughes a lot during pods, i love hearing his little chuckle in the background

    • @connorclark4630
      @connorclark4630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Only time u hear him is when joe asks him something he needs to get more involved he rarely does it

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When's he laugh?

    • @erko78
      @erko78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Am I the only one who finds him annoying?

    • @bradleyjohnson2723
      @bradleyjohnson2723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      erko78 yes

  • @yiansaechao2251
    @yiansaechao2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    THEO is the best guest on
    JOE's podcast..this dude has the
    best answers to Joe's questions🤣

  • @nayrskater
    @nayrskater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Does anybody else picture all of this when he is telling the story? With the vest and glasses lol

    • @Milklingy
      @Milklingy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nayrskater I hope PaulyToon is watching this too

    • @CaTCarries
      @CaTCarries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      nayrskater no i cant imagine. My mind dont work.

    • @keenodribbles
      @keenodribbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Surely that’s natural?

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and the high end blender that flames out within a few minutes of turning it on. If that part of the story was actually possible one might think his story was true.

    • @nayrskater
      @nayrskater 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      keenodribbles it is for some for sure! But most people don’t have an imagination.

  • @cmace5
    @cmace5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    You can see at 1:52 the addiction is still in him. He broke character and was really back there for a second. Deep thinking

    • @TOCC50
      @TOCC50 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s an idiot

    • @MultiSpeedCola
      @MultiSpeedCola ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It never leAves

    • @SoloXCII
      @SoloXCII ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm glad joe noticed it and asked that question to remind him why he got sober.

    • @KurtzeTube
      @KurtzeTube ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You are goddamn right there. Those who know, we know.

    • @josecavazos3376
      @josecavazos3376 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The way he looks to the side and downwards kinda disappointed at the end-I felt that. You miss it but are glad to be away but miss part of it no doubt

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Even Jaime was dying lol that's a first

  • @sm-sf1mp
    @sm-sf1mp หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His mannerisms as he is telling this story makes it 100 times more hilarious

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Pauly Toon you gotta animate this one!

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolutely!

    • @miriamzepeda6445
      @miriamzepeda6445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MayBach Yard yes!!

    • @airbornmartin3238
      @airbornmartin3238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hear hear

    • @experiment54
      @experiment54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you have heard the full story of the taxi part its way better. He only did a short version.

    • @trenorman832
      @trenorman832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He told it on the church with Joey Diaz

  • @brycemc7179
    @brycemc7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I think Theo is Jamie's favorite guest. I always hear him laughing an Theo is always talking to both of them lol

  • @roberttaylor8906
    @roberttaylor8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    How old were you? Huh? Oh, this was just 2.5 years ago - I was 35. How long did you live there? I still live there, I've caught the landlord doing some things so it evens out xD

    • @lake_cooper
      @lake_cooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's not the quote. At least get it close...

    • @JJ-cm7vf
      @JJ-cm7vf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@lake_cooper I can tell you're a real bundle of joy

    • @dustincupples7735
      @dustincupples7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lake_cooper well it's completely accurate most of the way through. That's gotta be considered "close."

    • @lake_cooper
      @lake_cooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dustincupples7735 haha, I was just giving you shit, bro. I should've put a smiley or a wink, so you knew. Cheers...

    • @luknowit475
      @luknowit475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are three best parts of it

  • @elbrown1011
    @elbrown1011 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have absolutely nothing in common with this guy, but he slays me. I think it is his brutal honesty that is so attractive. And the fact that he is sober now makes him such a hero.

  • @Lionsblade
    @Lionsblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He's cutting edge comedy. He's so great at acting simple but actually being really smart.

  • @bottomfrag.
    @bottomfrag. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The 2:07 mark when he says “I’ve caught him doing some things so I think we’re all even” took me out, like I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard and then hearing joe laughing made me laugh even harder omggg I’m so glad I came across this. Theo Von is underrated, the way he delivers his stories/comedy is pure gold 😂 this video gets me in a better mood whenever I’m down, thanks for sharing JRE 👏

  • @rasputin7633
    @rasputin7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I posted hit same comment in another one of Theo's coke stories, but I'll post it here again. What made me quit doing coke was the last line. It was most depressing thing, I can still feel that dread when thinking back. You know that's the last line, there is none left, and the parties over. The last line never hits as hard, and it doesn't last even 10 minutes. I hate that feeling. Pure dread. It's honest to God what got me sober.

    • @AaronBr00mfie7d
      @AaronBr00mfie7d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn that paints an accurate picture. I sometimes think I’ll still do coke once a summer, but the thinking about doing it for the entire month before I do is so long compared to the 9 hour high. It ain’t worth it any more.

    • @hocky3803
      @hocky3803 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is the exact same for me, you described it so accurately, the feeling of dread when daylight is coming and you are going to have to deal with reality. The sinking deep set dread is unlike anything else and you’re right you can feel it years later!

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AaronBr00mfie7dIt’s the feeling of wanting more when it’s gone and the sun is already coming up, and you feel cracked. I could never sleep on coke and would stay up for 30+ hours every time. Shit’s fun, but the end result just isn’t worth it for me anymore. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it now

  • @wessley4606
    @wessley4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I have no idea why this guy is now famous or why he ended up on the JRE. But im so glad he did. What a character 😊

    • @dafe2398
      @dafe2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was on Road Rules on MTV

    • @wessley4606
      @wessley4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dafe2398 can't even remember writing this, but I've been a Theo fan ever since 🙂

    • @estevanorozco3954
      @estevanorozco3954 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy. I only found him this year since he blew up. Thank the lord I did 🙏

  • @shaboygin8861
    @shaboygin8861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Hearing Jamie in the background killed me.

    • @timwilson9557
      @timwilson9557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ethan Woodard yeah I’ve never heard him laugh

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Jamie pull up that laughter”

  • @jaredhatfield2806
    @jaredhatfield2806 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Y'know, I've caught him doin some things." Puts me out every single time 💀😂

  • @batuhan74checker
    @batuhan74checker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Joe "Bthhhzzz" Rogan

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      You came up with the perfect way to spell that bizarre noise. Well done.

    • @spencermcfarland6400
      @spencermcfarland6400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHAHAHA

    • @davidwong6575
      @davidwong6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I read this. Said it out loud imagining what it sounded like. Then he made the noise and I found that I was correct in my imagination lol

    • @Drum9105
      @Drum9105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂well said

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He always does that Lol

  • @Im-just-Stardust
    @Im-just-Stardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Had the very same experience as him with other stimulants ... Being awake for 4 days completely fucked up the brain out of my skull, so fucked up you can't even talk no more ... the brain is shutting down, then someone you respect shows up ... It is soooo humiliating, I stoped that day as well. Best decision of my life really.

    • @mostlyysorryy
      @mostlyysorryy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man. I feel like I'm there now. 😂😭 I almost made it to 30 days sober. I'm really blowed about it but practice makes perfect I'ma try for 30 again starting tomorrow. Glad you saw the other side ❤️☀️

    • @caiminlaws7029
      @caiminlaws7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Life is short, take as many substances as possible. We all end up a good source for mushrooms anyways when we’re 8 feet under

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caiminlaws7029 What a stupid thing to say. Yeah life's short, but it feels long as fk when you're miserable, and that's where drugs will get you. It's only people with no experience with life saying these things.

    • @caiminlaws7029
      @caiminlaws7029 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@primecreator5257 ah life is short do whatever the fuck you wanna do, if you’re weak minded and get enjoy something in moderation then thats your fault brothers. I’ll do me thanks 😊

  • @Happy_guy123
    @Happy_guy123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo laughs at it, but you can see it when you look at his eyes, it was hard to him. It's great that he's sober, funny guy, inspirational.

  • @pbelancsik
    @pbelancsik 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the most honest, and hysterical, coke story I've ever heard. It makes me tense just hearing it lol.

  • @Lewissssss
    @Lewissssss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Can’t stop watching this it’s absolutely classic

  • @Skratebordsnflips
    @Skratebordsnflips ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How he talks about everything so nonchalant speaks truth. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @dwhitt15
    @dwhitt15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "How old were you at the time?" "Oh this was 2 and a half years ago" Lol

  • @jaymars12000
    @jaymars12000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He’s the most unintentionally funny guy ever.

    • @cosman24
      @cosman24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      absolutely hahahahaha

  • @aquarianfirehorse667
    @aquarianfirehorse667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am your subscriber for a very long time now that I cannot even remember anymore. When im down and almost sink in to the dark, and in the verge of depression, all I do is to watch over and over your clip together. And you both make my life more easy to bear. You both are my favorite duo. I dont watch movies anymore for 2 decades now, I dont have and watch TV for almost the same years. I will love you both forever.

  • @davidca96
    @davidca96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These two are f'in hilarious together

  • @cheerfulyank
    @cheerfulyank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That's the funny thing...if you were having a party, you'd just tell someone to open the door 😂😂😂

    • @annacorcoran8579
      @annacorcoran8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never even thought of that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @megamilyon6111
    @megamilyon6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The line "I caught him doing some things so it evens out" reminds me so much of my sophmore year of high school. I caught my history teacher and school head master "doing some things" and suffice to say I never had to worry about being disciplined for the rest of my high school time. !!!

  • @kinglouis6974
    @kinglouis6974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I’m 39 and have do drugs all my life , I’m finally getting help , I have got plenty of off the wall story’s , but when it’s all said and done I’m left with literally NO one I can call a friend and no missus , I live back at my mum and dads , I’m hopefully going to move away , my health is not the best any more ...... anyway if at least one person reads this that’s younger that’s partying and takes a look at them selfs I’d like to think they would rain it in , I do have three kids though and they are doing good one is becoming a police officer,
    So if you read this and your a drug abuser the take note cuz I’ve well n truly fucked my life don’t do it !!

    • @bear__109
      @bear__109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Robert Hands me too buddy me too, I’m 37 and trying to finally get sober. thx for sharing

    • @tmsfoo
      @tmsfoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mikeyckib good luck on your journey brother. 🤙🏼

    • @j.p.7670
      @j.p.7670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow brother! We both have very similar stories. I'm about to be 39, and I've been clean since 2013, but all the wear and tear caused by drug abuse has caused health problems with me as well. I've only recently in the last six months finally god a very good job that has made me so much happier because I finally feel like I have a purpose and I actually enjoy getting up and going to work everyday. My family has been very supportive during the years so I'm very blessed to have them. But anyhow, best of luck to you my friend! Stay strong!

    • @ianknealy2843
      @ianknealy2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've still got 40_50 great years ahead, seek help, your great life is waiting for you..

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heal yourself

  • @user-yx7qx7hu4g
    @user-yx7qx7hu4g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I caught him doing some things" LOL

  • @AICali707
    @AICali707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Perfect JRE Toon moment

  • @BostonsF1nest
    @BostonsF1nest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “How long did you live there for?”
    “I still live there” 😂🤣😂

  • @dillabean4183
    @dillabean4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I could listen to Theo tell stories all day, every day

  • @JY-uk5pz
    @JY-uk5pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’ve never heard Jamie laugh man 🤣 Theo is just too funny 😂

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine Theo Von and Joey Diaz doing cocaine together, that is a movie waiting to happen

    • @yourmother3207
      @yourmother3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did shrooms together on a podcast once lmao

  • @kris6619
    @kris6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Theo Von is an absolute legend god bless him!

  • @mmikaojONE
    @mmikaojONE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can somebody just make a super long compilation just of Joe laughing? It makes me so happy

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    theo is the best story teller .. funny guy .. gang bb 😂

  • @himalczyk258
    @himalczyk258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my daily "made my day" video, this is just too funny

  • @brandob9477
    @brandob9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Anytime you hear Jamie laugh, you know it was funny lol

  • @DirtyBeefCurtains
    @DirtyBeefCurtains 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dude I left a blender on and locked myself out 😂😂😂😂😂 I was 35 hahahahahahaha broooooo

  • @p4pking393
    @p4pking393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yo theo man.....2:20 that was so insightful and self awarefull-ness lol yes sirrrr

  • @SLAYERSWINE1
    @SLAYERSWINE1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good for you Theo. Glad you are alive to tell the tale.

  • @calebsliger4997
    @calebsliger4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Joe:how long did you live there
    Theo: Oh i still live there 😂

    • @timaldridge84
      @timaldridge84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as good as
      Joe: how old were you at the time?
      Theo: huh, oh it was like 2 years ago
      Haha

  • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
    @Hectoralejandroguerrero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I come back here every now and then for a guaranteed laugh. Love theo🧡

  • @jackhughman9450
    @jackhughman9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I've caught him doing some things" lol

  • @ELTUK82
    @ELTUK82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best bit is how he says he thought he heard someone outside….”which is pretty weird when you’ve got a blender going!” 😂

  • @kirklandmyers9583
    @kirklandmyers9583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joe’s laugh makes it even funnier 😂😂

  • @samp43
    @samp43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when you hear jamie laughing in the background you know shits hilarious.

  • @KH-go9fv
    @KH-go9fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I adore Theo Vonn and his honesty with himself

  • @Tribal260
    @Tribal260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "oh this was two and a half years ago" might be my favorite phrase ever spoken on all of youtube LOL

  • @ouez3947
    @ouez3947 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theo really is a man of the people in his own way, very inspiring while being the funniest man I’ve ever heard, this helps me believe in better days ahead. For the ones of you that might be struggling with addictions, it do gets better, listen to the voice that tells you not to do it, once you get over that you can accomplish anything (I believe)

  • @royroos8036
    @royroos8036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo is legit one of the funniest people alive. Legit

  • @jayg6222
    @jayg6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I caught him doing some things” 😂😂😂

  • @marcopena9952
    @marcopena9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’ve caught him doing some things” fucking lost it lol 😂

  • @Dsteiner7716
    @Dsteiner7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Theo is acknowledging young jamie in the conversation

  • @monke4070
    @monke4070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I told him I was throwing a late Christmas party” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justin6139
    @justin6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Partying making a smoothie” 🐐

  • @davebelhumeur899
    @davebelhumeur899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How long did you live there"
    "I still live there"
    "Oh 0.0"

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Living high on the Hog, got like 2 vests on"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lamadrague2887
    @lamadrague2887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is by far the funniest cocaine story I have ever heard

  • @sethberry58
    @sethberry58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "No Buffalo Bill stuff, but I'm partying by myself" oof I relate

  • @OGREEF3R93
    @OGREEF3R93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You know it’s real funny when even Jaime is heard laughing 🤣🤣😂

  • @karlwood7329
    @karlwood7329 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Has this episode been deleted on Joe Rogan Experience, cause I can't fucken find it.

  • @corvettesplus4913
    @corvettesplus4913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is this episode no longer available?

  • @EveryDay-fc1fy
    @EveryDay-fc1fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    To all the people calling Theo weird for partying on his own it really is a thing... I was addicted to coke for years and at first it was social but then I started sniffing it on my own. Sounds stupid but addiction gave me social anxiety that when you do coke on your own you actually feel like someone important even tho I didn’t have the guts to act like that in a social situation. Moral of the story is coke is the devil and will eventually take every ounce of confidence away from you. I’ve been sober for 2 years and never felt better :)

    • @saddiction1
      @saddiction1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dito bro

    • @iamkublai4021
      @iamkublai4021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goin through that myself 🤣😞

    • @margiekinlaw4260
      @margiekinlaw4260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep. Been there done that.

  • @Fields292
    @Fields292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just realized that Joe’s laughter is what makes me laugh more than the jokes. If he keeps going I keep going hahaha

  • @MikeJohnCore
    @MikeJohnCore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “A late Christmas party” lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonyjones1774
    @anthonyjones1774 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost it when he said “he opened the door and there’s noone in there after him saying he was having a late Christmas party 😂😂

  • @ryanparkercolour
    @ryanparkercolour ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a funny story and then the shift to him on Jim Norton’s show with Darryl Strawberry (probably one of every 10 year old kids favorite baseball players at the time) is pretty amazing. Just being around Darryl made him get sober. That’s powerful stuff.

  • @willromeo1055
    @willromeo1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he says “that was fun, that was fun” under his breath at the end... that is the loudest memory that arises from coke... that’s why it’s dangerous lmao

  • @daraider1254
    @daraider1254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Joe is way too serious for a guy like Theo....takes things too literal

    • @JNew44
      @JNew44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agreed on tfatk with Schaub it is so much better.

    • @daraider1254
      @daraider1254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Justin Newton for real, Theo and Brendan have way better chemistry....Rogan and Theo jus dont connect....Theo says something rediculous, obviously Joking, And Joe will either Tell em to explain, disagree, or have Jaime look it up as if he really Means what he says....Brendan just laughs and goes back n forth wit Theo keepin it rediculous

    • @hans-brix
      @hans-brix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wayyyyyyy too literal lmao

    • @joeyh31
      @joeyh31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Justin Newton totally agree. Theo is also way funnier than Joe and sometimes is joking and Joe doesn't realize it

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah thats what I dont get. Its obvious Theo is full of shit but Joe doesnt even call him out on anything. With his other guests he's like 20 questions trying to catch them in a lie. But with theo he just lets the shit fall out of his mouth.

  • @kaiz3nberg
    @kaiz3nberg ปีที่แล้ว

    “I caught him doing some things” LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @JohnDoe-mf4db
    @JohnDoe-mf4db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is seriously the funniest story I've ever heard

    • @pirkkala
      @pirkkala 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Doe look up this is not happening with Theo Von. 15 mins and way funnier

  • @susanbarton8873
    @susanbarton8873 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congrats on your 2yrs being clean. Your honesty about it all may help others, too.🎉

  • @brandongamble905
    @brandongamble905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo von is literally one of the funniest people alive

  • @jackmehoff6302
    @jackmehoff6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said "next thing you know I'm driving the taxi" I lost it.

    • @ghostshipone
      @ghostshipone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So good.. reminds of Will Ferrell

  • @tomboore8357
    @tomboore8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm driving the taxi and his in the back with the hooker" 😂😂 I lost my shit

    • @BL00DYME55
      @BL00DYME55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to watch that entire story. Just search "This is not happening Theo Von"

  • @brydermckee2556
    @brydermckee2556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the funniest part of this is Joe & Jamie assumed he was telling a classic story from years ago but Theos just relaying recent events

  • @TheKyledstokes
    @TheKyledstokes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Theo is a national treasure!

  • @Dee___On
    @Dee___On 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Theo Vons a fucking legend 😂

  • @ejaganjac7085
    @ejaganjac7085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Ive caught him doing some things, so we're even'
    Ive never heard Jamie laugh before, this shit was hilarious