Reminds me of his story when he got a native American girl knocked up and she threatened him with the baby Other guy: how old were you? Theo: thirty..... Seven. Other guy: oh yeah? Theo: yeah it was...Like it was a few months ago
Drugs are inanimate compounds. Is a stone bad? Is salt bad? Maybe these things just are abused to the point where it gets unhealthy. You can actually die from drinking too much water in a short amount of time and we are like 80% water.
I have legendary tales. Some hilarious, some scary, some unbelievable, & some that make absolutely no sense. I often wonder if the other people who were "there", are occasionally waxing nostalgic
I could remember few years back after my wife died, I was left alone with 3 kids. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got addicted to cocaine. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment changed my life for better. I can proudly say i'm totally clean for 6 years and still counting. Always look to nature for solution to tough problems, Shrooms are phenomenal.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.
Cody Anderson I never said my day was busy. You made a comment about that to me which I found funny since you were doing the same thing. Obviously your level of reading comprehension is low. Calling me dumb is funny when you literally can’t understand simple sentences. Check yourself dummy
No. Theo's fake bullshit stories get old really fast. You dont believe them do you? Like the old guy with a red convertible that hung out at his middle school and took all his friends to Manson concerts. That story was the biggest load of shit ever! I mean props to him for making them up on the fly but where he should stop, he doesnt and keeps adding ridiculous shit.
I haven't laughed so hard in so long, I just started watching Theo Von, Theo the stories, comments, jokes, all of what you do makes my day better. I'm smitten.
I think he uses HGH and Testosterone as hormone replacement therapy honestly, just like Joe Rogan. His skin has that typical HGH glow. Theo Von has admitted to being on heavy Testosterone cycles in his younger days, so he's most definitely familiar with pinning.
...and the high end blender that flames out within a few minutes of turning it on. If that part of the story was actually possible one might think his story was true.
How old were you? Huh? Oh, this was just 2.5 years ago - I was 35. How long did you live there? I still live there, I've caught the landlord doing some things so it evens out xD
The 2:07 mark when he says “I’ve caught him doing some things so I think we’re all even” took me out, like I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard and then hearing joe laughing made me laugh even harder omggg I’m so glad I came across this. Theo Von is underrated, the way he delivers his stories/comedy is pure gold 😂 this video gets me in a better mood whenever I’m down, thanks for sharing JRE 👏
I posted hit same comment in another one of Theo's coke stories, but I'll post it here again. What made me quit doing coke was the last line. It was most depressing thing, I can still feel that dread when thinking back. You know that's the last line, there is none left, and the parties over. The last line never hits as hard, and it doesn't last even 10 minutes. I hate that feeling. Pure dread. It's honest to God what got me sober.
Damn that paints an accurate picture. I sometimes think I’ll still do coke once a summer, but the thinking about doing it for the entire month before I do is so long compared to the 9 hour high. It ain’t worth it any more.
That is the exact same for me, you described it so accurately, the feeling of dread when daylight is coming and you are going to have to deal with reality. The sinking deep set dread is unlike anything else and you’re right you can feel it years later!
@@AaronBr00mfie7dIt’s the feeling of wanting more when it’s gone and the sun is already coming up, and you feel cracked. I could never sleep on coke and would stay up for 30+ hours every time. Shit’s fun, but the end result just isn’t worth it for me anymore. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it now
Had the very same experience as him with other stimulants ... Being awake for 4 days completely fucked up the brain out of my skull, so fucked up you can't even talk no more ... the brain is shutting down, then someone you respect shows up ... It is soooo humiliating, I stoped that day as well. Best decision of my life really.
Man. I feel like I'm there now. 😂😭 I almost made it to 30 days sober. I'm really blowed about it but practice makes perfect I'ma try for 30 again starting tomorrow. Glad you saw the other side ❤️☀️
@@caiminlaws7029 What a stupid thing to say. Yeah life's short, but it feels long as fk when you're miserable, and that's where drugs will get you. It's only people with no experience with life saying these things.
@@primecreator5257 ah life is short do whatever the fuck you wanna do, if you’re weak minded and get enjoy something in moderation then thats your fault brothers. I’ll do me thanks 😊
I am your subscriber for a very long time now that I cannot even remember anymore. When im down and almost sink in to the dark, and in the verge of depression, all I do is to watch over and over your clip together. And you both make my life more easy to bear. You both are my favorite duo. I dont watch movies anymore for 2 decades now, I dont have and watch TV for almost the same years. I will love you both forever.
The line "I caught him doing some things so it evens out" reminds me so much of my sophmore year of high school. I caught my history teacher and school head master "doing some things" and suffice to say I never had to worry about being disciplined for the rest of my high school time. !!!
I’m 39 and have do drugs all my life , I’m finally getting help , I have got plenty of off the wall story’s , but when it’s all said and done I’m left with literally NO one I can call a friend and no missus , I live back at my mum and dads , I’m hopefully going to move away , my health is not the best any more ...... anyway if at least one person reads this that’s younger that’s partying and takes a look at them selfs I’d like to think they would rain it in , I do have three kids though and they are doing good one is becoming a police officer, So if you read this and your a drug abuser the take note cuz I’ve well n truly fucked my life don’t do it !!
Wow brother! We both have very similar stories. I'm about to be 39, and I've been clean since 2013, but all the wear and tear caused by drug abuse has caused health problems with me as well. I've only recently in the last six months finally god a very good job that has made me so much happier because I finally feel like I have a purpose and I actually enjoy getting up and going to work everyday. My family has been very supportive during the years so I'm very blessed to have them. But anyhow, best of luck to you my friend! Stay strong!
Theo really is a man of the people in his own way, very inspiring while being the funniest man I’ve ever heard, this helps me believe in better days ahead. For the ones of you that might be struggling with addictions, it do gets better, listen to the voice that tells you not to do it, once you get over that you can accomplish anything (I believe)
To all the people calling Theo weird for partying on his own it really is a thing... I was addicted to coke for years and at first it was social but then I started sniffing it on my own. Sounds stupid but addiction gave me social anxiety that when you do coke on your own you actually feel like someone important even tho I didn’t have the guts to act like that in a social situation. Moral of the story is coke is the devil and will eventually take every ounce of confidence away from you. I’ve been sober for 2 years and never felt better :)
I've been sober for 2 years as well. Had to go to rehab to stop, tho. Saved my relationship, my finances, and my life really. If you can't afford rehab you can still attend AA or NA meetings to get the support you need for free. If your relationships are being neglected, your finances are hurting, and you need a second chance at life I urge you to try and find a local meeting and let them know you're new at this. I couldn't have stopped on my own or because of my fiancee or mother pleading for me to. Also: I see some people commenting here that cocaine is a 'social' drug that makes you an extrovert. I'd like to say that this isn't always true -- for some people it has the exact opposite effect.
What a funny story and then the shift to him on Jim Norton’s show with Darryl Strawberry (probably one of every 10 year old kids favorite baseball players at the time) is pretty amazing. Just being around Darryl made him get sober. That’s powerful stuff.
Justin Newton for real, Theo and Brendan have way better chemistry....Rogan and Theo jus dont connect....Theo says something rediculous, obviously Joking, And Joe will either Tell em to explain, disagree, or have Jaime look it up as if he really Means what he says....Brendan just laughs and goes back n forth wit Theo keepin it rediculous
Yeah thats what I dont get. Its obvious Theo is full of shit but Joe doesnt even call him out on anything. With his other guests he's like 20 questions trying to catch them in a lie. But with theo he just lets the shit fall out of his mouth.
Joe: "How old were you?"
Theo: "Oh, this was like 2 years ago...."
I lost it.
That’s nothing. Watch 9 minutes into this m.th-cam.com/video/xdz-XoOp7Hk/w-d-xo.html
Reminds me of his story when he got a native American girl knocked up and she threatened him with the baby
Other guy: how old were you?
Theo: thirty..... Seven.
Other guy: oh yeah?
Theo: yeah it was...Like it was a few months ago
when Joe asked "how long did you live there for?"
Theo: "I still live there" lol!
Two and half son.
Guerilla Welder steebee weebee bruh
"No Buffalo Bill shit, but I was partying with myself." LMFAO
What does that mean? I'm out of that loop.
@@CB-qu4tb Scilence of the Lambs
Lol!!!
@Ben W who wears women's skin as a costume.
It places the lotion in the basket
“I got like 2 vests on “ 😂😂
"vest" and "vests" sounds funny when people from america says it🤣
That line came out of nowhere and destroyed me! 😂😂
@gblueslover2 both🤣
I pissed myself when he said that!!
@gblueslover2 Vesti
this dude looks pretty amazing for 37. Could easily pass for a 25 year old. Also, there's nothing better than Joe's sincere, authentic laugh
Such a hearty healthy laugh gotta love it
Still in his early 40s & he looks great
haha, you're gay
@@SillyGoose2024 it's 2022 bro, get better insults
Black don’t crack
I know drugs are bad.. but they do facilitate the funniest stories lol
Alex drugs aren't bad Alex, they are abused
Drugs are inanimate compounds. Is a stone bad? Is salt bad? Maybe these things just are abused to the point where it gets unhealthy. You can actually die from drinking too much water in a short amount of time and we are like 80% water.
My dudes I was making a joke
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was the comment section... you know the place where the worst of TH-cam comes to argue.
I have legendary tales. Some hilarious, some scary, some unbelievable, & some that make absolutely no sense. I often wonder if the other people who were "there", are occasionally waxing nostalgic
I could remember few years back after my wife died, I was left alone with 3 kids. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got addicted to cocaine. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment changed my life for better. I can proudly say i'm totally clean for 6 years and still counting. Always look to nature for solution to tough problems, Shrooms are phenomenal.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES very sure of mycologist Predroavaro. This treatment worked for me. Helped me got rid of my anxiety and BPD.
Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
Jamie laughing in the back makes it so much funnier. You can tell Theo includes Jamie when telling stories always looking at him
THEO MAD CONSIDERATE
@@THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG Pisces are magic socialites when they are on
Jamie never gets the love he deserves 😭
I just love how insanely honest Theo is.
He is an entertainer. Honesty probably isn't his goto
His comedic timing is epic. That nonchalance thing he has going on is amazing.
It's just like comedy is his personality. Talks comedy. Love it
They don’t don’t call one of the greats for nothing
And it's not a act, that's just Theo.
"I've caught him doin' some things" hahahahaah 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cody Anderson yup we heard it
@@jonhendrickson9701 very very cool. thanks for taking time out of your obviously busy day to confirm that.
Cody Anderson says the guy commenting. Must be a very busy day for you. Lol. Moron
@@jonhendrickson9701 are you not also commenting? Therefore, wouldn't that also apply to yourself? lmao you're not a very intelligent person huh?
Cody Anderson I never said my day was busy. You made a comment about that to me which I found funny since you were doing the same thing. Obviously your level of reading comprehension is low. Calling me dumb is funny when you literally can’t understand simple sentences. Check yourself dummy
Joe should have Theo on every week!
Theo Von is a POS of incredible magnitude. Eff that guy.
Theo has a podcast, just listen to it.
No. Theo's fake bullshit stories get old really fast. You dont believe them do you? Like the old guy with a red convertible that hung out at his middle school and took all his friends to Manson concerts. That story was the biggest load of shit ever! I mean props to him for making them up on the fly but where he should stop, he doesnt and keeps adding ridiculous shit.
Crimson Blue Theo is a complete dumbass
along with uncle joey every now and then
I haven't laughed so hard in so long, I just started watching Theo Von, Theo the stories, comments, jokes, all of what you do makes my day better. I'm smitten.
This is one of Joe rogan's podcast that you can watch 20 times and it never gets old.
THEO is the best guest on
JOE's podcast..this dude has the
best answers to Joe's questions🤣
Holy shit Theo is 37 years old, dude looks 23-25! He's got some good genetics going for himself plus he's a funny dude.. Onward 😎
It's those fruit smoothies. Got that Kale and almond milk base!
Gang gang
Funny part is his dad was like 70 when he was born
@Christopher Ackerman i was just joking man. Dont take ot seriously
I think he uses HGH and Testosterone as hormone replacement therapy honestly, just like Joe Rogan. His skin has that typical HGH glow. Theo Von has admitted to being on heavy Testosterone cycles in his younger days, so he's most definitely familiar with pinning.
"This was 2.5 years ago". And then "I still live there"
Daniel Garcia we heard it. Thanks
So funny 😂
Someone needs to animate this
Jake Lomax facts
Jake Lomax please!!!!
Paulytoon get on it!
your prayers has been answered: th-cam.com/video/hajf7-PgCfs/w-d-xo.html
So it is animated now
I like how he casually says,"so now I'm driving the taxi and Luigi is in the back seat".
😆... with the escort!
🤣🤣🤣
Does anybody else picture all of this when he is telling the story? With the vest and glasses lol
nayrskater I hope PaulyToon is watching this too
nayrskater no i cant imagine. My mind dont work.
Surely that’s natural?
...and the high end blender that flames out within a few minutes of turning it on. If that part of the story was actually possible one might think his story was true.
keenodribbles it is for some for sure! But most people don’t have an imagination.
You can see at 1:52 the addiction is still in him. He broke character and was really back there for a second. Deep thinking
He’s an idiot
It never leAves
I'm glad joe noticed it and asked that question to remind him why he got sober.
You are goddamn right there. Those who know, we know.
The way he looks to the side and downwards kinda disappointed at the end-I felt that. You miss it but are glad to be away but miss part of it no doubt
How old were you? Huh? Oh, this was just 2.5 years ago - I was 35. How long did you live there? I still live there, I've caught the landlord doing some things so it evens out xD
That's not the quote. At least get it close...
@@lake_cooper I can tell you're a real bundle of joy
@@lake_cooper well it's completely accurate most of the way through. That's gotta be considered "close."
@@dustincupples7735 haha, I was just giving you shit, bro. I should've put a smiley or a wink, so you knew. Cheers...
Those are three best parts of it
I’ve listened to this story probably 10 times now and it’s still funny as shit every time. “Dude I was 35” 😂
Even Jaime was dying lol that's a first
Jamie*
Jaemi*
*Jomio
Jmiae*
JAMIE SAN
Theo Von is the real life Joe Dirt
Lol definitely
Best comment ever!
This comment couldent be more true
Facts lmfao
More like Riff Raff..
Is it jamie laughing in the background? In that case this is a historical video my friends
he laughes a lot during pods, i love hearing his little chuckle in the background
Only time u hear him is when joe asks him something he needs to get more involved he rarely does it
When's he laugh?
Am I the only one who finds him annoying?
erko78 yes
The 2:07 mark when he says “I’ve caught him doing some things so I think we’re all even” took me out, like I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard and then hearing joe laughing made me laugh even harder omggg I’m so glad I came across this. Theo Von is underrated, the way he delivers his stories/comedy is pure gold 😂 this video gets me in a better mood whenever I’m down, thanks for sharing JRE 👏
Lol
I posted hit same comment in another one of Theo's coke stories, but I'll post it here again. What made me quit doing coke was the last line. It was most depressing thing, I can still feel that dread when thinking back. You know that's the last line, there is none left, and the parties over. The last line never hits as hard, and it doesn't last even 10 minutes. I hate that feeling. Pure dread. It's honest to God what got me sober.
Damn that paints an accurate picture. I sometimes think I’ll still do coke once a summer, but the thinking about doing it for the entire month before I do is so long compared to the 9 hour high. It ain’t worth it any more.
That is the exact same for me, you described it so accurately, the feeling of dread when daylight is coming and you are going to have to deal with reality. The sinking deep set dread is unlike anything else and you’re right you can feel it years later!
@@AaronBr00mfie7dIt’s the feeling of wanting more when it’s gone and the sun is already coming up, and you feel cracked. I could never sleep on coke and would stay up for 30+ hours every time. Shit’s fun, but the end result just isn’t worth it for me anymore. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it now
I think Theo is Jamie's favorite guest. I always hear him laughing an Theo is always talking to both of them lol
Had the very same experience as him with other stimulants ... Being awake for 4 days completely fucked up the brain out of my skull, so fucked up you can't even talk no more ... the brain is shutting down, then someone you respect shows up ... It is soooo humiliating, I stoped that day as well. Best decision of my life really.
Man. I feel like I'm there now. 😂😭 I almost made it to 30 days sober. I'm really blowed about it but practice makes perfect I'ma try for 30 again starting tomorrow. Glad you saw the other side ❤️☀️
Life is short, take as many substances as possible. We all end up a good source for mushrooms anyways when we’re 8 feet under
@@caiminlaws7029 What a stupid thing to say. Yeah life's short, but it feels long as fk when you're miserable, and that's where drugs will get you. It's only people with no experience with life saying these things.
@@primecreator5257 ah life is short do whatever the fuck you wanna do, if you’re weak minded and get enjoy something in moderation then thats your fault brothers. I’ll do me thanks 😊
Can’t stop watching this it’s absolutely classic
Pauly Toon you gotta animate this one!
Absolutely!
MayBach Yard yes!!
hear hear
If you have heard the full story of the taxi part its way better. He only did a short version.
He told it on the church with Joey Diaz
I have no idea why this guy is now famous or why he ended up on the JRE. But im so glad he did. What a character 😊
He was on Road Rules on MTV
@@dafe2398 can't even remember writing this, but I've been a Theo fan ever since 🙂
Crazy. I only found him this year since he blew up. Thank the lord I did 🙏
Joe "Bthhhzzz" Rogan
You came up with the perfect way to spell that bizarre noise. Well done.
HAHAHAHA
I read this. Said it out loud imagining what it sounded like. Then he made the noise and I found that I was correct in my imagination lol
😂😂😂well said
He always does that Lol
He's cutting edge comedy. He's so great at acting simple but actually being really smart.
Hearing Jamie in the background killed me.
Ethan Woodard yeah I’ve never heard him laugh
“Jamie pull up that laughter”
I am your subscriber for a very long time now that I cannot even remember anymore. When im down and almost sink in to the dark, and in the verge of depression, all I do is to watch over and over your clip together. And you both make my life more easy to bear. You both are my favorite duo. I dont watch movies anymore for 2 decades now, I dont have and watch TV for almost the same years. I will love you both forever.
"How old were you at the time?" "Oh this was 2 and a half years ago" Lol
Theo laughs at it, but you can see it when you look at his eyes, it was hard to him. It's great that he's sober, funny guy, inspirational.
Perfect JRE Toon moment
I’ve never heard Jamie laugh man 🤣 Theo is just too funny 😂
I come back here every now and then for a guaranteed laugh. Love theo🧡
The line "I caught him doing some things so it evens out" reminds me so much of my sophmore year of high school. I caught my history teacher and school head master "doing some things" and suffice to say I never had to worry about being disciplined for the rest of my high school time. !!!
Theo Von is an absolute legend god bless him!
That's the funny thing...if you were having a party, you'd just tell someone to open the door 😂😂😂
Never even thought of that 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m 39 and have do drugs all my life , I’m finally getting help , I have got plenty of off the wall story’s , but when it’s all said and done I’m left with literally NO one I can call a friend and no missus , I live back at my mum and dads , I’m hopefully going to move away , my health is not the best any more ...... anyway if at least one person reads this that’s younger that’s partying and takes a look at them selfs I’d like to think they would rain it in , I do have three kids though and they are doing good one is becoming a police officer,
So if you read this and your a drug abuser the take note cuz I’ve well n truly fucked my life don’t do it !!
Robert Hands me too buddy me too, I’m 37 and trying to finally get sober. thx for sharing
mikeyckib good luck on your journey brother. 🤙🏼
Wow brother! We both have very similar stories. I'm about to be 39, and I've been clean since 2013, but all the wear and tear caused by drug abuse has caused health problems with me as well. I've only recently in the last six months finally god a very good job that has made me so much happier because I finally feel like I have a purpose and I actually enjoy getting up and going to work everyday. My family has been very supportive during the years so I'm very blessed to have them. But anyhow, best of luck to you my friend! Stay strong!
You've still got 40_50 great years ahead, seek help, your great life is waiting for you..
Heal yourself
I could listen to Theo tell stories all day, every day
Anytime you hear Jamie laugh, you know it was funny lol
Can somebody just make a super long compilation just of Joe laughing? It makes me so happy
Dude I left a blender on and locked myself out 😂😂😂😂😂 I was 35 hahahahahahaha broooooo
Dirty Beef Curtains yup we heard it
He’s the most unintentionally funny guy ever.
absolutely hahahahaha
Has this episode been deleted on Joe Rogan Experience, cause I can't fucken find it.
Joe:how long did you live there
Theo: Oh i still live there 😂
Not as good as
Joe: how old were you at the time?
Theo: huh, oh it was like 2 years ago
Haha
Theo really is a man of the people in his own way, very inspiring while being the funniest man I’ve ever heard, this helps me believe in better days ahead. For the ones of you that might be struggling with addictions, it do gets better, listen to the voice that tells you not to do it, once you get over that you can accomplish anything (I believe)
Good for you Theo. Glad you are alive to tell the tale.
“I’ve caught him doing some things” 😂😂
To all the people calling Theo weird for partying on his own it really is a thing... I was addicted to coke for years and at first it was social but then I started sniffing it on my own. Sounds stupid but addiction gave me social anxiety that when you do coke on your own you actually feel like someone important even tho I didn’t have the guts to act like that in a social situation. Moral of the story is coke is the devil and will eventually take every ounce of confidence away from you. I’ve been sober for 2 years and never felt better :)
Dito bro
Goin through that myself 🤣😞
Yep. Been there done that.
Joe’s laugh makes it even funnier 😂😂
I've been sober for 2 years as well. Had to go to rehab to stop, tho. Saved my relationship, my finances, and my life really. If you can't afford rehab you can still attend AA or NA meetings to get the support you need for free. If your relationships are being neglected, your finances are hurting, and you need a second chance at life I urge you to try and find a local meeting and let them know you're new at this. I couldn't have stopped on my own or because of my fiancee or mother pleading for me to.
Also: I see some people commenting here that cocaine is a 'social' drug that makes you an extrovert. I'd like to say that this isn't always true -- for some people it has the exact opposite effect.
"I've caught him doing some things" lol
2019? comments shit me yup we heard it
“How long did you live there for?”
“I still live there” 😂🤣😂
God I love Theo Von! His story telling is on par with the master Joey Diaz!
yo theo man.....2:20 that was so insightful and self awarefull-ness lol yes sirrrr
Obviously there was no one in there you would have knocked on the door.
Imagine Theo Von and Joey Diaz doing cocaine together, that is a movie waiting to happen
They did shrooms together on a podcast once lmao
"oh this was two and a half years ago" might be my favorite phrase ever spoken on all of youtube LOL
How he talks about everything so nonchalant speaks truth. 🤦🏼♂️
“A late Christmas party” lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂
Lmao Joe's laugh at the straight had me in tears....What a crazy damn laugh!
"Oh this was 2 and a half years ago" Theo is the king!
The Powerful Jamie cracked. It’s Gold.
What a funny story and then the shift to him on Jim Norton’s show with Darryl Strawberry (probably one of every 10 year old kids favorite baseball players at the time) is pretty amazing. Just being around Darryl made him get sober. That’s powerful stuff.
Best bit is how he says he thought he heard someone outside….”which is pretty weird when you’ve got a blender going!” 😂
I just realized that Joe’s laughter is what makes me laugh more than the jokes. If he keeps going I keep going hahaha
Theo is a national treasure!
The "Y'know, I've caught him doin some things." Puts me out every single time 💀😂
Joe is way too serious for a guy like Theo....takes things too literal
Agreed on tfatk with Schaub it is so much better.
Justin Newton for real, Theo and Brendan have way better chemistry....Rogan and Theo jus dont connect....Theo says something rediculous, obviously Joking, And Joe will either Tell em to explain, disagree, or have Jaime look it up as if he really Means what he says....Brendan just laughs and goes back n forth wit Theo keepin it rediculous
wayyyyyyy too literal lmao
Justin Newton totally agree. Theo is also way funnier than Joe and sometimes is joking and Joe doesn't realize it
Yeah thats what I dont get. Its obvious Theo is full of shit but Joe doesnt even call him out on anything. With his other guests he's like 20 questions trying to catch them in a lie. But with theo he just lets the shit fall out of his mouth.
theo is the best story teller .. funny guy .. gang bb 😂
"This was 2 and 1/2 years ago" LOL🤣
This is the most honest, and hysterical, coke story I've ever heard. It makes me tense just hearing it lol.
“Partying making a smoothie” 🐐
Theo is legit one of the funniest people alive. Legit
Legit
Jaime's laugh is the best. Love hearing him snicker in the back
"I caught him doing some things" LOL
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life😂Theo Von is the greatest
I love how Theo is acknowledging young jamie in the conversation
when you hear jamie laughing in the background you know shits hilarious.
"No Buffalo Bill stuff, but I'm partying by myself" oof I relate
"How long did you live there"
"I still live there"
"Oh 0.0"
I love this guy, i have never seen joe laugh that hard!
kooldudes597 then watch any podcast with Joey Diaz as a guest...
This is by far the funniest cocaine story I have ever heard
LMAO I love to hear this dude tell stories. If no one was looking, I could eat this young fella! HAHAHA
wait what
I adore Theo Vonn and his honesty with himself
Theo von is literally one of the funniest people alive
“I’ve caught him doing some things” fucking lost it lol 😂
"Living high on the Hog, got like 2 vests on"
😂😂😂😂
I have watched hundreds of Joe Rogan podcasts and this is the only time I've ever heard Jamie laugh!!
Theo Van is SOO funny man, he's just born funny! I'm so glad he got his act together!
Why is this episode no longer available?
The whole time I'm picturing this I'm thinking he's in his 20s, hella long time ago, and then says "oh this was like two years ago" 😂😂😂
I don't know how many times I watched this video. This is probably the funniest cocaine story I've ever heard.
'Ive caught him doing some things, so we're even'
Ive never heard Jamie laugh before, this shit was hilarious