Theo Von Fights the Dark Arts While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
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- Theo Von is one of the funniest comedians working today. You can catch him on the Dark Arts Tour coming to a city near you. His special, No Offense, is on Netflix now. And he has a podcast, This Past Weekend, which is available on Apple, Spotify, TH-cam, and wherever else you get your pods. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the Rat King takes on the wings of death and chats with Sean Evans as if they were lifelong buddies. As he battles the hot-sauce dark arts, Theo tells stories about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, capturing chimps in Louisiana, and adapting to the L.A. lifestyle. GANG GANG!
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When Theo starts a sentence, the rest is in God's hands
Blasphemy
😂
Dead 😂
😂😂
I can't believe I found this 4 years later what a gem
Theo is the type of friend that makes you feel better when you both failed the exam.
This is wildly specific and I love it
I love this 😆
😆 whahaha
@@PaulYhap
Yghg8
very accurate.
Question: "How well do you handle spicy foods?"
Normal person: "pretty well" or maybe "i can't deal with spice at all"
Theo Von: "Yeah so as a kid i had a pepper stuck in my ear" 😂😂😂
Haha i laughed at that too. If you gave me just text of every guest's opening lines without the guest name, and the list of guests, I am pretty sure I would be able to line this one up to him.
@@thembones1895 "you always hear firetrucks after that" yup 100% Theo
he's so precious lol
You can hear the devil walk
ralph from the Simpsons haha
You guys have gotta reinvite Theo. He's more relevant than he's ever been, and what a jam he is.
facts!
Agreed
I just said the same thing as I’m watching this for the second time😭
This is the closet Ive ever been to going on a date with a man 😅😅
Wow are we twins?
Theo Von starts his sentences not knowing what the rest of the sentence is gonna be
"it's called a mystery, idiot" lmao.
Daniel Rogers like Michael scott
Lol so true
Dude is the best freestyle comedian ive ever seen
“Sometimes I wander into a sentence and I don’t know how I’m going to get out” - Theo Von. He’s aware lmao
“I’m ready to rearrange my chromosomes dog, here’s to autism brother”
His brain is on another level lmao
bro that sentence had me rolling laughing
Thats why hes the goat
That fkn killed me. But I think he meant down syndrome
@@elis1716 Honestly yes. I feel like Theo does this a lot. Like he knows what he should say but says something vaguely familiar instead, to seem less intelligent perhaps? Call me crazy but it seems fairly common.
Absolutely hilarious. 😂😂
"I just remembered something from a long time ago." - Theo Von ...LOL
this part was my favorite
Sent him on a vision quest
He didnt even say what it was😂😂
Had a hallucination from the spice.
“5:00 this is the closest I’ve been to a date with a man, it’s nice” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m ready to rearrange my chromosomes brother, here’s to autism” Theo is a national treasure.
Hilarious haha
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down
☠️☠️😂
@@reginaldcampos5762that's not autism
@@lilme7052 No, it's Downs Syndrome. It's a joke.
When Theo says “I just remembered something from a long time ago” and then proceeds to not say anything else on that matter while he’s having an existential crisis w da bomb is my favorite
Agree
I want to know the memory! 😂
He's having Vietnam flashbacks
That was my favorite part
@@theGUNNman From when he had to gum down a Viet after a plane crash? 🤣
"She's a prolific woman" is the niceset way ever to speak about a cheating ex. 😂 Theo is such a legend
The way he said “Sharon Osborne” with such confidence cracked me up for some reason.
Theo saying "I just remembered something from a long time ago" and not elaborating is so fucking funny 😂
What's awesome is when he says that, tells a hilarious story, then they ask how long ago it was and he's like "that was two months ago dude." It kills every time.
He said that because of the tears...it's a joke.
Like he's crying from "something he remembers from a long time ago".. not because it's spicy haha
It's a very common "joke" especially in Spanish... Haha I guarantee that's what he meant
>refuses to elaborate
I like when he says something along the lines of, " I need to call my old science teacher, something is happening to me" lol that shit was spot on
"Do you practice eating spicy food?"
"I had a pepper in my ear once"
The things this guy says are 100% unique to him as a human. No other human could ever mutter the same words lol.
Man he started off strong.
HEAR THE DEVIL WALKING
That's them dark arts, boy.
This comment describes Theo in the best way possible!
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes ever live there, because rhey network" absolutely golden line
This is one of the best episodes. I’ve never heard so much from Sean and seen him so laid back and open.
Theo has that gift !
"Do you eat spicy food?"
Theo: "I got a pepper stuck in my ear once."
Me: "This is going to be a great video."
"You always hear a fire truck after that. You can hear the devil walking..." 🤣
Had me rolling
Bro exactly 😂😂😂😂
Bro I stg I said the same thing before I seen this comment that’s crazy lol
It already is
Every time Theo talks, it looks like his brain is being bombarded with an infinite amount of the best possible responses and has to decide on just one.
Well said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soooo true
That's what high functioning autism looks like to others. So cool!
Its like he has all the best answers but they are all in a foreign language.
"My mom's husband has 48 hours to live"
I know he was laughing, but if he was fr I hope he's okay. Such a funny and genuine dude really
To me it's clear he was laughing about the hospice (like that's really happened), but not the 48 hours to live part
I read somewhere that laughing at something serious helps other people relieve the stress about the situation.
Yeah that's Mr Charlie and he's passed away
“I just remembered something from a long time ago” 😂😂😂 the heat knocked cobwebs off his brain
Only Theo can go on an interview show and become the interviewer. The man is just awesome.
Thought the same thing, started turning it around.
He was trying to buy time between wings 🤣🤣
U need to see the Dave Grohl one it’s legendary
@@JSp4wN Dave Grohl has to be my favourite episode of this series. Man made it his show
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
This man packs more jokes into a conversation than a team of writers can in a sitcom and it's just incredible
I’ve only ever seen clips of Theo but he’s the type of person where I have no idea if a single word out of his mouth is the truth
@@littleoldmanboy that’s what he wants listen to his podcast he’s a comedic genius
@@littleoldmanboyseriously man
Can you imagine him in a room with Russell brand
I know it’s random, but I really wonder what an interaction between Theo and Nardwuar would be like.
edit: or Eric Andre
"they don't look at you like you guys have ever met" about seeing a chimp outside of a Wendy's. Lol I'm 2 and a half minutes in and I'm dying.
This dude comes up with the funniest stories right off the top of his head 😂 some comedians try too hard to be funny but he’s so funny nonchalantly telling a random BS story 😂
Sean Evan's is really a master interviewer. He knows when to push and when to let a line of questioning go. His dynamic with everybody I've ever seen him interview is just fantastic.
The majority of the time the guest had him are friends right after da bomb
Mom: "He has like 48 hours to live". Theo: "Yeah, but I'm nervous about these condiments". 😆🤣😆🤣
Broo😭
😭😭😭😭
HAD ME DYINGGG
Ahahaha
Killed me dawg 😂😂😂
"This is the closest iv'e ever been to being on a date with a man. It's good."😂😂😂 Theon is a genius
1.5 k likes and no comments let me fix that.
@@dammaguy1286 people like you is why good things happen to good people :)
@@dammaguy1286 Roll with the peer pressure
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Letting Sean talk about himself for the first time was super refreshing
Right!? I've watched SO many of these and never heard a guest ask Sean about himself. This felt like a genuine conversation that we get to eavesdrop on. 😊
“You hear the devil walk” 🤣🤣🤣
Theo looks like a custodian who secretly does math problems posted in the hallway. Only it’s an elementary school and he gets the answers wrong.
T hi s should have more likes
I’m actually dying. I can see the light 😂😂😂😂😵
Hahahahaha wtf
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Theo von would be proud
Theo’s sense of humor is so obscure but his timing and delivery makes it hilarious
He sounds so serious it makes you question it lol
his brain genuinely works differently lol
Even if you don't understand what he's talking about you'll still die at anything he cracks
yea, it can't be taught. It just is.
are you the real scottyp ? and do you know wesh ?
22:00 “I thought it was gunna be a lot darker, you really brighten it up” that’s so nice ❤
I can respect a person that finishes their plate, even when the food is designed to torture you. Theo kept cleaning each wing, like he's at a normal meal, I love that grounded-ness. He has no idea how weirdly normal he is being.
Man, preach. 100%.
When I was a kid, the first time we went to another person's house to eat that I was old enough to have a life lesson given to me.
My mum stopped me before we got out of the car, deadass looked me in the eyes and said;
"Listen. I don't care if you're allergic, I don't care if its the worst thing you've ever tasted. You eat at someone's house, eat what they paid for, you clean that plate."
Maybe he was just fanging for a meal 😂
He's my ideal human. Just a genuine guy that really is interested and cares about others.
I’m happy you exist. People finishing their plate is a value to hold.
Nobody has metaphors and euphemisms like Theo, simply unmatched, "you hear the devil walking"
that was some poetry
That low key sounded badass though…like…
Cheers to Autism
“I just remembered something from a long time ago”
Well said, simply unmatched.
"he's got 48 hours to live"
"i know, but i'm... very nervous about eating these condiments."
lol
i know!!!!!
Hans Moleman that was hilarious
🤣
I was watching this on my lunch break and couldn't stop laughing at this lmaooo
*poops pants on the bus*
the confidence with which he said "jonathan taylor thomas" and "sharon osbourne" have me 💀
Theo hitting back with some very good questions to Sean, absolutely love this episode, back re-watching it 4 years later.
" I have bronchitis, but it's not contagious, but.... dude...my first girlfriend had real short hair, you know, kinda like a young man, like a Frenchman.. " This is the best sentence I've ever heard in my life
Fucking hilarious
@@Chris-lz6ci that time he was talking about Tekashi69 going into witness protection...
'where you gonna hide him? What, he's gonna be a stableboy in Narnia? He's got 69 tatoo'd on his face, what, is he gonna be a math quiz?'
Then proceeds to toast wings after lmaol
“Dude, my first girlfriend had real short hair.. you know like a young man.. like a Frenchman”
😂😂😂😂
That was taller/stronger than him and picked him up to kiss him. Gd theo.
i read this exactly as he was saying it....
@@connorsmith559 its weird how that happens..use to think yall were lieing attention whores...but it just happened to me lol
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Man ive watched a lot of episodes, and I think Theo is top 3 guests of all time. What a humble and genuine guy. So entertaining just listening to this guy talk.
Who is your top likes?
@@Kelly-qv3wgJoey Diaz, Theo, Shaq will always be #1 for me.
“Breach birth” singlehandedly gave me asthma I just lost my breath for a while 😂😂😂
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes live in Australia...
...because they network.
Think they all just ended up there?"
-Theo Von 2019
America needs to be run by a business in the front man, and also a party in the back man
You don't know how gansta Theo is until you realize he made Sean talk more about himself than all previous guests combined. The ability to ask insightful questions and listen and reciprocate, while CLEANING those wings, not just taking a bite, but cleaning, is a gift from the lord himself. Gang gang rat pack
Ganggggggggg
Gang mf gang 🙏🙏
Don’t touch me.
Bro don’t touch me.
Gang gang
Bro, "Do the best you can, even when you don't want to. " has to be the best quote I've ever heard
Class act man! The way he was genuinely so appreciative of them having him on the show, melted my heart. Theo is the most lovable person on the world.
Love You Crazzzy MF’ers💋💋💋
I love that Theo gets Sean to open up and actually turn the interview. Amazing conversation, this is the first time I’ve heard Sean actually talk about himself.
Ikr
I'm sure it's not that hard, most celebrities are too self centered to even ask.
Kristen bell also did that
Sean's self awareness of how easy it is to place your identity in the wrong things - that's some *_wisdom_* he shared
Exactly what I thought
""I'll go deep with you dog. You Neil Armstrong, I'm Buzz Aldrin daddy"
We all need a friend like Theo.
You go and BE a friend like Theo, son.
Ready to rearrange my chromosomes, you know what im sayin? Cheers to autism, bro
"I met Buzz Aldrin... from the moon, and he didn't seem like he'd been to the moon" - Theo on JRE
Domingo Cruz I’m using this fucking line.
My favorite Buzz Aldrin line is when Ali G interviewed him and introduced him as Buzz Lightyear.
I freaking LOVE Theo. Saw him live and had to take pain meds bc my cheeks hurt so bad from laughing so hard. It’s good to see 5 years later he’s the exact same 😂 he’s honestly HILARIOUS
Just found this episode too 😂
Can we talk about Theo Von’s respect for the entire chicken wing? No leftovers - respect the birds 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Respecting them would be not eating them
When the interview just turns into two dudes having good conversation and eating wings
straight up bromance
Thats how these interviews should be imo
Ms. Sponge Daddy right! The podcaster in Theo came out in this interview
Cuz Theo is chill asf cuz he's asking. Tallest girl you dated lol n other things. He doesn't make it about him that's what gives him his charisma imo
love it
"
my moms putting her 90 year old husband in hospice today......hes got 48 hours to live....but mom im about to kill these chicken wings " LMFAO
He's got a contagious laugh :D
and he does. None of that nibbling the edges shit, he nailed them like a fucking champ. Here's to autism. Lol
I died dude
I laughed way too hard bro
I’m a hospice nurse. I had 6 patients tonight, one of them died today, I cried. #hospice4life
Sean: "Who is that?" [Hands mullet photo to Theo]
Theo: "Oh, that's Jonathan Taylor Thomas"
Sean: "It's Ellen Degeneres." 😂
"Oh you are drowning? Here's some water" bruh🤣🤣
“These are good questions man, I forgot my own life” - Theo 2019
Probably because he makes up most of the shit he says. Unless you believe the MOST RIDICULOUS shit only happens to him.
@@JanoyCresva let me introduce you to Joey "Joe Rogan" Diaz
@@JanoyCresva Typical idiot who doesn't know what life is outside of his basement and computer
16:07 "I just remembered something from a long time ago."
This killed me
@@JanoyCresva Provide me with one viable source stating that he makes up stories about his life. You're so clearly jealous its hilarious, do you not think anyone else here follows his career. You're also the only one I've ever heard say that. In other words, the only one bullshitting here is you, be quiet now.
You cannot predict a Theo Von sentence
But I predict if u drank every time u hear Theo say “you know?”. You would get FUGGGGED UP.
4:43 Looks like theo is the one doing the predicting..
Bruh
1000
Dude is a poet.
Apple needs a Theo Von auto complete
“ Sharon Osbourne”
“ No David Bowie “ 😂😂😂
He’s so precious. I know he jokes a lot but he’s literally the most positive comedian I’ve ever seen 🥹 love him sm! 💕
Until you try to hand him some napkins😂
"This is the closest I've ever been on a date with a man....it's good"
whyisthisnottyping this is the top comment and the first time I read this is exactly when he said it
Sean didn't know what to say. Theo is a good genuine guy and knows how to joke around and have fun. Sean wasn't ready for that though.
SAME@@champgreen9985
As i read it Theo said it and thats how you get another like...
Gang gang
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes are living in Australia... because they network"
LOL. That's pretty funny.
He’s pretty funny in general, he’s a great storyteller.
Yeah but fucking wow, how fat is Bart Krenchger?
He's one of the funniest dudes out rn
TokyoTraveller snakes on a plane
"8 of the most 11..." hahaha
Theo is a national treasure. This man carried me through covid depression. What a legend.
Love how Sean ends up being interviewed by theo.. this is a great episode. Don't really know theo as a personality, but what a genuine and nice guy
"8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes in the world live in Australia, because they network" xD
dude he says the wildest shit, always catches u off guard lmao
"8 of the most 11..
“This is the closest I’ve been to being on a date with a man” 😂😂
"...it's good."
666 likes OMG
So sweet to see Theo asking Sean questions so genuinely and Sean is such a good interviewer, and he allowed himself to talk a bit. Love it ❤
"This is the closest I've been to a date with a man ... it's good."
Never change Theo we love you.
Welcome to a journey through the dark farts Theo!
"Sharon Osborne" 🤣🤣 the confidence in that answer 🤣
Plot twist, David Bowie is still alive and married to Ozzy!
fucking lost it when he said that 😂
Lmao he didn’t hesitate a bit 😂😂😂
He thought Ellen was Johnathan Taylor Thomas😂🤣😂 They do have the same body type tbh.
FysiKs Lmao knowing him he said it on purpose
"She's a prolific woman" - I'm going to choose to believe that he did an intentional malapropism there to avoid using the word 'promiscuous,' both because he's a gracious guy and also because he's witty af and knows that 'prolific' kind of, sort of, works too. 👏❤
I think he was referring to her being good at what she does…good at getting around. I understood why he used that term to describe her
It wasn't a malapropism. I think you just learned that word and wanted to use it. But you did it wrong.
You sound like if reddit were a person.
Theo is charismatic & hilarious. The flow between your conversations was so enjoyable. I loved this episode and he handle the spice so well!
“I don’t like Denny’s cuz every time I leave there I feel like a victim…” 😂
😂😂😂
hes so right tho??!!
😂😂😂😂😂 its the best description of eating at that place that I've ever heard in my life😂😂😂😂
“ I just remembered something from a long time ago.”
That wing was so hot, it brought up repressed memories. lol!
Back from the days of old battles...
Check out his stand up on mushrooms for reference
The funniest line ive ever heard on this show. The way he delivers the line hahahah
Going Dark Lfa d i 🙃🤨😖to gv you it t
the way this guy shows his respect to people through it all is awesome.
I love how he made up some crazy shit about D'elia for zero reason 😂
AnonOfAnarchy it’s their thing. They rip on each other all the time.
@@GorramT it's what their whole group does constantly
I hope u saw the aftermath on TPW with Delia telling Theo a dude asked him if the dog renting was real! 🤣🤣🤣
He also once said “D’elia puts deodorant on his WHOLE arm”🤣
When this came out this was the first I ever seen him and I’m a big fan of Chris and I thought him talking shit was a real beef with him lmfaooo
Theo seems like he could be best friends with anyone in 10 minutes flat
That is completely true
That’s Pisces for ya
Except Bill Burr apparently lol
He always makes me smile. He made me laugh at a hospice situation. That takes talent.
Evan Baillargeon what’s the deal with Theo and bill?
He's so present. I love it. It's so admirable.
This is by far my favorite! 2 great of my favorite interviewers ever. Love you both
This feels more like two people becoming friends than an interview
And then they fucked.
that’s how theo is with all the guests on his podcast. it’s impossible to know who he knows, who he’s friends with and who’s a stranger. he treats everyone the same.
@@questionable_menace thats theo!!!!! wow great way to explain it.
John lol
@@questionable_menace It's the southern hospitality thing. That's why I love watching him, it reminds me of folk around here.
" 8 of the most 11 dangerous snakes ever live in Australia..because they network."
Had me dying. This guy is a genius hahahha
He Took me out bro "they network, you think the just got here." 😂😂😂
“Viet with a trophy”
😂😂😂😂😂
“Take it from the tweet to the street”
Hahha
Dude!
I think one aspect of Sean being an amazing host and interviewer is his ability to match the level of whoever he's interviewing
Question: Do you eat spicy food?
Theo: I got a pepper stuck in my ear when I was young
I'm FAMILIAR
Really just set the tone for the whole interview. What a fucking champ
It's almost like you watched the same video as everyone else.. weird
@@mikebarnes7441
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"He's got 48 hours to live n i'm like mom i'm very nervous about eatin these condiments" I love the Rat King, awesome!!!
Brenaldinho destiny rat King.?
I was crying at that story🤣
@@alondrasanchez9263 Nah I ain't going for the throne, i'm happy to live in his realm
The best is when Theo Von flips the script and interviews Sean
This was probably the best hot ones aired lol. Those two just sitting there bs'ing enjoying themselves was a nice thing to see
Theo: am i talking too much?
Sean: Starts telling a long ass story to make him comfortable.
What a freakin boss! 😂
Great host, great guest
Best interviewer in the game
Sean's a great host. He made theo feel so much more comfortable.
He is the best
*Sean**
Theo describes the girlfriend who cheated on him as “prolific” I love his eccentric sense of humour.
I noticed this too I can’t believe Sean didn’t laugh at this
Prolific as in, a sloot..
Yes!🤣
such novel type of humor
no c
I have so much respect for both of these guys... Genuinely good people to be around.
The Joey Diaz story was GOLD:
“You see an old lady smokin outside?”
“Yeah.”
“Go in”
LMFAO
What's funny is that Diaz probably gives directions like that, for real.
Being from Buffalo it made me laugh that Theo said Joey Diaz told him to get Turkey on Wick here lol. It's Beef on Weck (Roast Beef on a Kimmeweck Roll) but I'm sure Joey said it right, that man wouldn't fuck it up. Haha
"He has 48 hours to live.. but mom I gotta eat these chicken wings"
😂
I can relate
His crank call story kills me.😂😂
16:06 they brought out the choir for that one 🤣unlocked some ancient wisdom from another life.
“8 of the 11 most dangerous snakes live in Australia.... because they network” lmao
I still die when he says “Sharon Osborne” with absolute confidence
That and the Ellen De Generes bit are hysterically funny
Sean was trying to hold in that laugh too. i know it killed me
That absolutely floored me
17:58
Made me cry laughing
The "yeah" at 12:19 hits the heart after watching the rest of the video.
Best Hot Ones episode I've ever seen! Loved learning more about Sean! Theo Von is a great guest.
Only person to actually talk to Sean like a real person love me some Theo Von. Long live the rat king gang gang
What? lol a lot of interviews he does are like this although i will admit they extra hit it off.
BUZZ BUZZ
@@StreifelXP not when he's talking to actors/actresses, they don't do real talk.
Mr. World
Scarlet Johansson was just on and she was cool but she was kinda rude to the people bringing her water and stuff. Didn't say thanks or anything
Did he just say, "Ready to rearrange these chromosomes, brother" LMAO
Because its retarded hot 🔥
Because he beat Down’s syndrome when he was younger!
@@gio493 you cant beat down syndrome...
Its a joke stupid
Gumby its a joke ya fuck
@@davidm4728 woosh!!! God bless your soul.
I love the format of this interview if you can call it that. This was literally more just like 2 guys getting to know each other. Kinda cool
16:36 - he had a lil shift right then. That breach birth😂😂😂
Theo cleaning all the wings like a damn psychopath. GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL
theo tha goat
RESPECT! Dude was great!
I HATE when the guest nibbles. It’s infuriating!,!,!,! Theo was an amazing guest
I respect how Theo respected the food and fucking Ate them wings goddammit
When you were poor in the trailer park you never forget
"He's got 48 hours to live"
*dying of laughter*
"R.I.P. Charlie too" 😂
Hah you can tell he laughs a little harder there because it’s so close to home
I cried lmfao
Gotta laugh through the pain bruh.