Theo Von - Try Not To Laugh

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  • @lord_shmeat6276
    @lord_shmeat6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18657

    Jocko-“CGI?”
    Theo-“i don’t know what his name was.”
    The shit Theo says is beyond poetic.

    • @2moreminutes
      @2moreminutes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      this shit has me crying

    • @alec3064
      @alec3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      Nah he was white 🤣

    • @cryptozach7152
      @cryptozach7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      His facial expression as he says that cracks me up 😂😂

    • @ferguspitcher7911
      @ferguspitcher7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He’s Absolutely brilliant

    • @gurpchirp
      @gurpchirp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that shit got me. i was literally trying not to laugh.

  • @thes-10rooster45
    @thes-10rooster45 ปีที่แล้ว +15481

    His ability to keep a straight face after saying the most bizarre shit is unparalleled.

    • @HuFlungDung77
      @HuFlungDung77 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It's mind boggling 🤣🤣 feels like he's dead serious hahaha

    • @Mack_Worlds_Media
      @Mack_Worlds_Media ปีที่แล้ว +111

      How he explained why the dog got killed “Unless it’s a murder you gotta tighten it up for tonight” 😂😂😂

    • @joostlubberink5236
      @joostlubberink5236 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's why I feel he's way more sincere than you might think. I believe he had an interesting life so far, because the shit he tells cannot just be made up. He's just weird in his head and also talks before he thinks

    • @joostlubberink5236
      @joostlubberink5236 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Update: Just remember, he's from Louisiana. All stories are for at least 90% true story. No way anyone in Louisiana will laugh 😂, just business as usual there

    • @sethmath2778
      @sethmath2778 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean if u laugh after seeing some bizare shit where he grew up he coulda got killed

  • @Geo-wc7jc
    @Geo-wc7jc ปีที่แล้ว +454

    What I find most hilarious about Theo is his wealth of knowledge and experience that seemingly comes from nowhere.

    • @KRYKiTx3
      @KRYKiTx3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It comes from doing drugs and the places it takes you, while also having a natural gift for wit and confidence

    • @JackH2254
      @JackH2254 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I’d wager he just makes half of the shit up 😂

    • @Boozewa
      @Boozewa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yea, it really is hard to imagine 7 beautiful naked women having a pillow fight in front of a big huge picture window

    • @Geo-wc7jc
      @Geo-wc7jc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Boozewa k

  • @alec187
    @alec187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15306

    When Theo says, ‘back in the day’ or ‘we had this one guy’ you know shit is about to be hilarious

    • @camthedingo9553
      @camthedingo9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tell the random ass stories

    • @M_1_L_3_R
      @M_1_L_3_R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Completely agree. He needs to develop an animated series based on his stories about growing up similar to Bill Burr's F Is For Family.

    • @cuzidodgebullets6797
      @cuzidodgebullets6797 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Also, back in the day could mean as far back as just yesterday.

    • @julies1ify
      @julies1ify ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This one guy I knew...lol !

    • @Mark-xb7ro
      @Mark-xb7ro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why I clicked on this video fast, everytime he says We had this one guy, I know I'm gonna lmao, like lurch, the no arm no leg guy who tried to fight everybody, he'd just lurch you up with his neck.

  • @RealAgentHawthorne
    @RealAgentHawthorne ปีที่แล้ว +17509

    As a black man Theo Von's racey jokes are even funnier when you know that he grew up in a black trailer park in Louisiana 😭

    • @haradin1337
      @haradin1337 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

      There is a huge difference between being racist and telling racists jokes. I feel like Theo can joke about everything and roars everyone and get away with it. You can feel he has a lot of love in him.

    • @trevvrun
      @trevvrun ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Did he really though or is he just TELLING us he did?

    • @Thatdude877
      @Thatdude877 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      His father is also from Nicaragua

    • @j2oorange
      @j2oorange ปีที่แล้ว +621

      @@haradin1337 he doesn't tell racist jokes, he tells jokes about race

    • @A-ROD-oe8wl
      @A-ROD-oe8wl ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Because from him it's "how can i make this sound funny & not "how can i make this politically funny so then i could talk about my politics beliefs for the next 20 min of my stand up show trying to be funny " & big emphasis on the "trying" Theo Von does talk a bit about his views on his podcast though

  • @FrumpleTb
    @FrumpleTb ปีที่แล้ว +987

    Some people really try to catch Theo on his bs but he responds so quickly and with such wit they can’t help but laugh 😂

    • @gabbygood6813
      @gabbygood6813 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wit…. Yeah ok, we can go with that

    • @PatrickDoherty-m7k
      @PatrickDoherty-m7k ปีที่แล้ว

      You probably the only person ever that doesnt find him funny lol@@gabbygood6813

    • @aronianspigonian8589
      @aronianspigonian8589 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@gabbygood6813you do realize he’s a comedian doing bits right? Lmfao

    • @evanduckworth9681
      @evanduckworth9681 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@gabbygood6813your lack of wit is showing

    • @gabbygood6813
      @gabbygood6813 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evanduckworth9681 awww. Did I hurt your feelings?

  • @josh1180
    @josh1180 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    “Said he lost a part of his leg, idk he could’ve been faking it”
    “Like CGI?”
    “Idk what his name was”😂😂😂

    • @kailynrai
      @kailynrai ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yo he fool 🤣

    • @aphaseelec
      @aphaseelec ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bro the nail was "no, it was a white guy"

    • @tshepiempopi.11_11
      @tshepiempopi.11_11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gopnikstyle9148
      @gopnikstyle9148 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aphaseelecyup! Hahaha you know CGI comes across as a black dude hahaha

    • @jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803
      @jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost my shit when he said that. Genius.

  • @fernandorobles40
    @fernandorobles40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    I love the autism bit but i especially love how the guys just genuinely cracked up, good sports

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So fucking good

    • @jessiewirick6693
      @jessiewirick6693 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I was cry laughing so hard I had to stop walking to compose myself when I heard that part.
      I love that they laughed at it.

    • @cro3678
      @cro3678 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was hilarious

    • @TheDirvish
      @TheDirvish ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Yank, guys like those two limeys are precisely the reason I would die for the UK

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Imagine you’re on someone’s show and just the first thing you say is “Hou guys have AUTISM”😭😭😭

  • @bryanmlally
    @bryanmlally ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Theo starting a podcast by dying laughing listening to the intro, then telling those guys "you guys have-well we call it autism." honestly might be the single greatest roast of all time. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @stankzilla8393
    @stankzilla8393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11505

    I have a theory that Theo is playing a character and is actually the most genius comic of all time.

    • @williamwhite8355
      @williamwhite8355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Same with Norm Macdonald

    • @be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231
      @be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      @@williamwhite8355 Norm legitimately didn't even care if anyone laughed. He would bomb.on stage and then go stand by the door and make everyone shake his hand as they were leaving the venue.
      I've heard a few comics say nothing makes them laugh harder then a Fart joke or a good comedian bombing on stage.

    • @christophervehon9554
      @christophervehon9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      I definitely think he's a smarter guy than he lets on.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 hilarious cause I see when Norm makes jokes with people he almost looks like he feels misery whenever people laugh at his jokes😂

    • @troisharp9703
      @troisharp9703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      There's no character. He's the most genius comic of all time.

  • @manuelalejandrocorrea8851
    @manuelalejandrocorrea8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Jocko: CGI or something..?
    Theo: I don't know what his name was..💀💀

    • @mikenapolitano6424
      @mikenapolitano6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Had me cracking up 🤣

    • @DaymondLCoffee
      @DaymondLCoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That one got me

    • @christopheri6036
      @christopheri6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Those are actually my initials 😂

    • @Lksz-l9k
      @Lksz-l9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The fact that he says that's not his name because he was white.... LMFAO

    • @megajanninatorable
      @megajanninatorable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes he is so quick :D

  • @1234TheBeat4321
    @1234TheBeat4321 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Theo Von is a ray of sunshine in this dark cloudy world. He's a national treasure

  • @harrybrown1299
    @harrybrown1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    "Put on 8 slippers and go to bed" theo's mind just works different 🤣

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Lol bro that just floored me. How quick he just thinks of the most absurd shit to say is hilarious.

    • @ddrizzyds1216
      @ddrizzyds1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      was looking for this comment 😂 theos the goat

    • @mrkutty0
      @mrkutty0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thot no one said this in the comments🤣🤣

    • @brandonwilshire7837
      @brandonwilshire7837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Had me choking from laughing so hard

    • @BeyondThaDeepWoods
      @BeyondThaDeepWoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      the spider was quiet as fuck like what noise does a spider even make lmfao

  • @johnnybravo2873
    @johnnybravo2873 ปีที่แล้ว +5392

    Theo making fun of two JACKED Navy Seals for wearing tiny shirts is the level of confidence I aspire to 😂

    • @TheDirvish
      @TheDirvish ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Echo is actually a Jiu Jitsu master, not a Navy Seal. That's how he met Jocko I'm pretty sure, was at the gym

    • @whitehorse1959
      @whitehorse1959 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah, but how about the small boy going shirtless? 😂

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They probably respect him more for it

    • @PupiGarcia
      @PupiGarcia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was hilarious!

    • @hcctendeep7047
      @hcctendeep7047 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hes a comedian, they know not to take it personally

  • @noahharper8943
    @noahharper8943 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    “CGI or something?” “Uh idk what his name was” 😂

    • @Jon79w
      @Jon79w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @light2990
      @light2990 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      nah it was a white dude I think

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL i died

    • @foreverinChristify
      @foreverinChristify 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are we allergic to time stamps? You saw this but couldn’t do the time stamp?

  • @cmac9141
    @cmac9141 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    Theo is such a likable dude. Seems like a very down to Earth/humble guy. I can’t help but root for him.

    • @tanzfang3610
      @tanzfang3610 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah he's very likeable, calling people out for having autism if he doesn't know if they really do. WHAT A LIKEABLE GUY!!!!

    • @eba1031
      @eba1031 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Tanzfang you're a weirdo get off this video lol

    • @cmac9141
      @cmac9141 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@tanzfang3610 ratio

    • @kcroyal100
      @kcroyal100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He seems more like someone trying hard to be funny and doesn't come off as natural at all. Even tho he's trying to act like that's just how he typically is. The guy supposedly has a degree from LSU, and even though that's not the most prestigious school for academics, he's obviously fooling and playing you all. I guess everyone has to make a living somehow tho🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @nyapurrr
      @nyapurrr ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the salt is real above lmfao

  • @TeddyGreyOS
    @TeddyGreyOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    At this point I’ve seen at least 50 “Theo Von Podcast Moments”; but not only was this full of new clips I genuinely hadn’t seen before but they were also all hilarious! You’re killing it bro, this is the best place on TH-cam for this content, it’s perfect for someone that loves podcasts but can’t catch up with it all!👏🏼🔥

  • @spencerr2323
    @spencerr2323 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “I know you out there pettin them honkey muppets” 😂

  • @TomLisankie
    @TomLisankie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    I love when Theo goes like “they had this guy in our town who…” as if there’s some planning committee choosing who gets to live there 😂

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's just how we say it down here. "They had" = "there was".

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We say other weird shit like making groceries or lemme axe you a question.

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Another example you wrote "Theo goes like" instead of "theo said"

    • @SplendidCoffee0
      @SplendidCoffee0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Top Lobster Covington, Louisiana. Not too far from New Orleans. It truly is as strange as Theo says, and I absolutely love it.

    • @awesomeonesmad2105
      @awesomeonesmad2105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funzy101rest in peace Billy Conforto. That damn embankment

  • @cadenbrust5226
    @cadenbrust5226 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Theo thinking that people having British accents is them having autism might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @JordEvans736
      @JordEvans736 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I think it's more their demeanour

    • @jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803
      @jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed so hard I almost passed out!

    • @Spengleman2
      @Spengleman2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I’m British and I’d say they have autism too

    • @x_xLr8
      @x_xLr8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I think it’s cuz they like math so much

    • @kathimilburn8094
      @kathimilburn8094 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree.

  • @RoughStoneRollingLapidary
    @RoughStoneRollingLapidary 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    “A corner liquor store in my neighborhood is the same as a winery.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jayknfriends
      @jayknfriends 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Homeless guys “wine tasting” right outside.

  • @isaiahwebber9337
    @isaiahwebber9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    Theo in that serious ass setting with Jocko is soooo out of place but so hilarious at same time.

    • @Shmyrk
      @Shmyrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      But the fact that he had them busting up and stayed true to himself is amazing

    • @jacobbelury3417
      @jacobbelury3417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That dirt nasty convo tho😂😂😂😂

    • @rickymarino1208
      @rickymarino1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sitting with killers making jokes

    • @CognitiveChaosCreations
      @CognitiveChaosCreations ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rickymarino1208 Exactly...the ONE thing I'll call "BULLSHIT" on that Theo said despite SO MUCH B.S. Theo said/says is that cops are packing heat on their man things between their hamstrings considering their extremely larger than life egos which is the most obvious giveaway that this is NOT true!

    • @ItsJustAgamingThing
      @ItsJustAgamingThing ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rickymarino1208 a true badass 😂 making them giggle, just having a good time

  • @jackryan4313
    @jackryan4313 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    "You guys have, what we call, autism" -Theo Von, definitely 😂

    • @rdc4461
      @rdc4461 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Everybody’s got it

    • @shawnmclean7932
      @shawnmclean7932 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bit of the tism.

    • @ajfromcjbasements6574
      @ajfromcjbasements6574 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Those dudes pissed him off before the show

    • @IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1
      @IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "You guys have what we call, autism."😂 where does he come up with this shit

    • @nachetdelcopet
      @nachetdelcopet ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ajfromcjbasements6574what happened?? Can you point

  • @CelesteandMayMay
    @CelesteandMayMay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Theo is the man. His response is so quick as a comedian. I love that he takes us though a journey and we never know where. Theo is super intellectual but also has the gift of gab which is why he’s the man.

    • @ibox9s
      @ibox9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you sound emotional

    • @timothymaher1205
      @timothymaher1205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The journey in my mind is a town down south with all these hilarious characters. (Sounds like a new cartoon).He could do it easily

    • @Horace1993
      @Horace1993 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ibox9s I get his vibe.
      Are you afraid of feeling something?

    • @ibox9s
      @ibox9s ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Horace1993 get away

    • @kellyhoffmann1
      @kellyhoffmann1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo is intellectual? I’m not sure you know what that means.

  • @chadwilson2091
    @chadwilson2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Never appreciated how funny Theo was on jocko's podcast while also being deep and talking about his personal hardships. Really a unique guy.

  • @SimbaSimba-xv2cl
    @SimbaSimba-xv2cl ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I loved the part where Theo Von just wouldnt stop roasting the shit out of Gary Vee and Jocko just couldnt stop laughing😂 Theo is a comedic genius Idgaf if hes lying on some stories they still funny af

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He's actually telling the truth about that! 😂 Gary Vee's dad was a rich winer guy lmao. He also kisses his dad on the lips LOL, I'm not even joking 😆😭😭

    • @ryder8646
      @ryder8646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JaseekaRawr you just wouldn't get it, if you want to CRUSH IT like a WINNER you have to make sacrifices like that lol

  • @jeffballard3895
    @jeffballard3895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "That's a very RICH thing to say" had me rolling.😂😂

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 ปีที่แล้ว

      logan...im gonna have to scam some more people for money..space aint cheap

    • @johnv17v54
      @johnv17v54 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭

    • @805.anthony___4
      @805.anthony___4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruhhhh I’m tearing up from that whole thing😂😂😭

    • @805.anthony___4
      @805.anthony___4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:04

    • @usernameonutube
      @usernameonutube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plonit

  • @coltonbabb2705
    @coltonbabb2705 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I lost it when he said the spider was so scared of getting shot he put on 8 slippers and went to bed 😂😂😂

    • @igotproskill
      @igotproskill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too i hollered 😭😭

    • @Mary-lo6mu
      @Mary-lo6mu ปีที่แล้ว

      Same !!🤣🤣

    • @TaurasSinkus
      @TaurasSinkus ปีที่แล้ว

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @krystania3258
      @krystania3258 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s where I lost it too🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    0:45 "i did real well one season" 😂😂😂😂

    • @PRYDEEE
      @PRYDEEE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The fact the game is seasonal done me hahaha

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Haven’t even watched the whole one and I got one that cracks me up. “I knew this boy, no arms, used to fuckin’ fight everybody.”

  • @Cemoman17
    @Cemoman17 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Every time I hear Theo von talk I feel like I’m tripping on shrooms with a friend and he’s telling me jokes out his ass but for some reason it’s hilarious.

    • @GeneSledge422
      @GeneSledge422 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never heard a truer statement

    • @morgangreen2601
      @morgangreen2601 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is enlightenment. Theo is a spiritual entity.

    • @justMsBruss
      @justMsBruss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! He makes me feel like I'm back in the 1980s tripping acid with friends.

    • @HelloMello338
      @HelloMello338 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro, on point. Well described

    • @BeyondMillennium
      @BeyondMillennium ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to do stuff like that back in the day. I remember when I was younger, my friend and I were on some mushrooms and my friend asked me if I wanted some tea.
      Me: What kind?
      Him: Luzianne.
      Me: No thanks. That's like the Long John Silver's of tea.
      Him: Chuckles...then stops. What do you mean?
      Me: Well, I eat at Long John Silver's once a year to remind myself why I don't eat there.

  • @SimplyCatieASMR
    @SimplyCatieASMR ปีที่แล้ว +62

    He is easily my favourite person to watch 😂 I wanna spend a day with this man

    • @Matthew-307
      @Matthew-307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @tshepiempopi.11_11
      @tshepiempopi.11_11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely!😂😂😂

    • @xanaxshake
      @xanaxshake ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

    • @BuckScrotumn
      @BuckScrotumn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think you’d prefer to spend the night with him as well lmao.

  • @bradhend
    @bradhend ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Theo is unbelievably funny. He's at his best off the cuff. His experiences make him a treasure trove of hilarious wisdom.

  • @Agent_Sparkle
    @Agent_Sparkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Theo is one of the few unique comedy figures around. Hilarious and completely his own. Wife and I got tickets to see him in a couple weeks and can't wait.

    • @manfrommaine1194
      @manfrommaine1194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s been a couple weeks, I wanna hear how it was 😂

    • @poeskey
      @poeskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manfrommaine1194 same. Me too

    • @jacobdavis736
      @jacobdavis736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How was the show?

    • @kyle1751
      @kyle1751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fuckin love theo but I'm not the biggest fan of his stand-up

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kyle1751 Same. He's hilarious when he's being himself, but his standup ain't too great. Just like I think Joey Diaz is the funniest dude to ever live, but not his standup.

  • @GTF85
    @GTF85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m English and only recently started listening to Theo regularly, I’ve always known who he is but just thought he was average and had decent moments but I’ve gotta say he’s much funnier than I realised and he comes across as a top lad! I think his funniest moments are off the cuff on podcasts sharing anecdotes, just naturally hilarious at adding mad notes to stories as he goes along rolling with whatever is said to him by the company he’s sharing. Type of guy to easily find common ground with strangers wherever he goes.

  • @satxstevie1491
    @satxstevie1491 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    11:50 “the spider, you know, quiet as f*ck dude. had put on 8 slippers & f*ckin went to bed bro” 😂

    • @Aziz009-z6s
      @Aziz009-z6s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Explain this one haha

    • @AsherGallegos-lu2bn
      @AsherGallegos-lu2bn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Aziz009-z6sspiders have 8 legs

  • @TennesseeTriStar
    @TennesseeTriStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Him laughing at their accents and intro is hilarious in itself.

    • @therealko7013
      @therealko7013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys have a autism 😂😂

    • @TennesseeTriStar
      @TennesseeTriStar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealko7013
      But Theo beat autism though lol

    • @mrloirinha98
      @mrloirinha98 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk what you call it but you have autism had me dying

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro I feel like he was clowning them especially in the end I was crying 😂

    • @TennesseeTriStar
      @TennesseeTriStar ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@david-noel exactly. Their podcast is annoying af . I was so happy seeing him make fun of them

  • @WhiteBreadCrumb
    @WhiteBreadCrumb ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Theos ability to tight rope on the most horrible shit is unmatched

  • @skmo7072
    @skmo7072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I love Theo Von and Jocko. It always feels like someone joking their way out of getting murdered.

    • @miketython1550
      @miketython1550 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Holy shit that's so perfect. The black and white really does it. Seems like a scene in a movie. And Jocko doesn't bite on anything. Just staring him down like oh yeah keep talking

    • @nightshiftreports3866
      @nightshiftreports3866 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @englishcottagelife8121
      @englishcottagelife8121 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude: So Paulie, what do you do for a living? Theo: Benzos.

  • @Life_of_Matthew
    @Life_of_Matthew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The story about the animals shutting up after the dog got shot had me crying

    • @richardrivas69
      @richardrivas69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The spider lol

    • @drumma04
      @drumma04 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eight slippers on and went to bed

  • @nunyabiz2889
    @nunyabiz2889 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "CGI, maybe?"
    "Mmm... I don't know what his name was." 😂

  • @zdfsbnsdfn
    @zdfsbnsdfn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Theo is one of the most impressive comedians I've ever heard. Idk what he does. It might not even be funny. But how he says everything is absolutely hilarious. He beat comedy By being hilarious without even being funny.

    • @PatrickDoherty-m7k
      @PatrickDoherty-m7k ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has never told a shit joke, every single thing he says is hilarious and that requires a lot of intelligence, stupid people arent capable of being that funny neither are slightly above average intelligence people, dudes a literal genius with comedy.
      Most comedians are very intelligent people, and Theo is the only comedian I know of who has never said a shit joke.

    • @mistarrred
      @mistarrred 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to think he just said stupid shit, but there is lowkey a lot of thought put into some of his "off the cuff" stuff and it's very witty if you think about it. Being stupid funny gets old quick, Theo is very clever.

  • @lolhai6430
    @lolhai6430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The way he has jocko and echo giggling like school boys and chuckling when theo innocently roasted them. It was soooo funny

    • @chelyzmarx7477
      @chelyzmarx7477 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i laugh way too hard at that part 😂😂😂

  • @daltiejul
    @daltiejul 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I've listened to so many of his jokes but didn't realize how funny he is until I just had my earbuds in while working at home and just found myself laughing so much to myself!

  • @toobigforu346
    @toobigforu346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I like how he kept asking those british dudes what they call shit 🤣🤣

  • @anthonysoto229
    @anthonysoto229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Theo always brings me to tears man. What makes me laugh is Theo is dead serious. No need to joke. Pure natural humor man.

    • @staypositive5718
      @staypositive5718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No woman no cryyyyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@staypositive5718 no woman, no cry

  • @Pacem90
    @Pacem90 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    D’Elia nailed it: “you start a sentence and have no idea where it’s going”

  • @ryedoll
    @ryedoll ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I don't think people realize just what a treasure theo.von is. His humor along with his wit could span so many decades. The same stuff he says now he could say 30 years ago and nail it in a way that makes the whole room explode in laughter.

  • @HDIII
    @HDIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The brightest star in today’s diluted mainstream comedy... Thanks for doin sh*t different Theo.

  • @jellyfish1433
    @jellyfish1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love Theo because he just doesn’t stop 😂 it’s like a consistent rhythm too that interrupts everyone until he’s gotten his point across

  • @valzaeth
    @valzaeth ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Theo Von comedy is something you never knew you needed til you found it!

  • @belak1551
    @belak1551 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “What do you do for a living?”
    Theo-“Opiates”
    Lol.

  • @ericsullivan7190
    @ericsullivan7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Theo is the only one who can make Jocko laugh so hard he can’t breath

  • @sgreene2036
    @sgreene2036 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He cures my bipolar/depression. I wake up hating life and I can watch some Theo and before I know it smiling and laughing

  • @loes3000
    @loes3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Lost it on the first clip after he said “C’mon Lady” lmaoooo. “Moon Meats” got me too😂😂😂😂

  • @craigalexander4532
    @craigalexander4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I can’t get over Theo and Jocko even being in the same room. Then he was messing with Jocko about his tight shirt problem. That’s good stuff

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He might be the best story-teller I've heard in a while.

  • @JesusRojas-zs1bx
    @JesusRojas-zs1bx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    That jocko bit about the tight shirts had me dying!!!

  • @l3joint
    @l3joint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The Theo jocko clip was priceless 🤣 Theo roasting that guy made my day.

  • @albthebeaman
    @albthebeaman ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Rogan would be out there working the trager” 😂😂😂😂 4:10

  • @wack2315
    @wack2315 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Theo has actually proved he's one of the funniest comics of our generation in the last 2 years, when he first came around i didn't fw hin too much but over the last while i've seen so much clips from him i'd be hyped to see his next stand up

  • @stevethebarber1
    @stevethebarber1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “The guys just knuckleing through some chowder” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @APR702
    @APR702 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When he said the spider put on 8 slippers and went to bed I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @drsus0
    @drsus0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I LOVE that howie 100% gets Theo's humor and plays with him perfectly!
    Simon Rex was the complete opposite, dude couldn't find the funny line if he was wearing it

    • @scottmccoppin3
      @scottmccoppin3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon Rex is hilarious in Scary Movie 3

  • @squishyushi
    @squishyushi ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Theo telling Logan “I don’t wanna die on this planet” is such a wealth thing is so fucking funny

  • @timangar9771
    @timangar9771 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro they ask him "what is the one thing we aren't talking about but should be" and my man's out there talking about some strong and beautiful birds in Newcastle man I can't😂😂

  • @timmeinshausen6060
    @timmeinshausen6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    i love how he sensed them mocking joe rogan for ivermectin and he COMPLETELY turned the conversation on its ass and made it awkward talking about paying people to look at his A$$ and they were all just so awkward and couldnt keep track. He was in complete control. hes a genius.

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I completely missed that at first until I rewatched it and damn that was a fire ass play they tryna clown his boy Rogan and he switched that shit up so quick

    • @Dawood4
      @Dawood4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@david-noel time stamp?

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Dawood4 4:05 when they start talking about Rogan on mars mike slips in the word “ivermectin” for actually no reason whatsoever and just watch theo realize immediately and switch the whole thing around

    • @OhDeeDoubleU
      @OhDeeDoubleU ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Tbh you should be mocking Rogan for promoting ivermectin lmfaooo

    • @timmeinshausen6060
      @timmeinshausen6060 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@OhDeeDoubleU I have a feeling you don’t know what the word honesty means

  • @Dz3no2
    @Dz3no2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Theo is by far the most creative and witty comic. This type of examples can only come from experience, by far one of my favs.

  • @kisermooney7165
    @kisermooney7165 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Theo saying that there is an extra small size child out there who doesn’t have a shirt because jocko took them all is beyond hilarious😭😂

  • @snitchbstudios
    @snitchbstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When Theo starts a story by acknowledging the object has multiple names, you know it's gonna be funny.

  • @Straggler8
    @Straggler8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    One of the very few people that made Joey Diaz cry laughing on numerous occasions - love them both

    • @svenskhet8688
      @svenskhet8688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah Joey diaz sucks. Theo’s a legend though

    • @Andy.G8
      @Andy.G8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@svenskhet8688 No one asked you lil bro.

    • @sailorofthesoul1945
      @sailorofthesoul1945 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@svenskhet8688 eat shit

    • @ramanjjii
      @ramanjjii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@svenskhet8688 joey Diaz e g bror

  • @RedKeitele
    @RedKeitele ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Put on 8 slippers “ 😂😂😂

  • @LeonardoDiAficionado
    @LeonardoDiAficionado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:39 CGI? No I don’t know what his name was💀

  • @kelsibadua3390
    @kelsibadua3390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bro this a beast of an edit somehow I haven’t seen most of these clips. Killing it. I’m fucking dying 30 seconds in

  • @musicandmania
    @musicandmania 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that you can never truly tell the difference between the truth and a bit and that's why he's the most genuine hilarious comedian

  • @yungsoy7561
    @yungsoy7561 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    that gary Vee rant might’ve been the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while , he just kept goin 😂😂😂

  •  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was too dumb for too long to realise how genius-level funny Theo actual is 😂👍🤣

  • @kyzersoze.musicology
    @kyzersoze.musicology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He’s a master at taking things out of context and making it sound hilarious lol

  • @cIeetz
    @cIeetz ปีที่แล้ว +53

    4:48 You can see here that Theo is working his stand-up act all the time. Even when sitting
    He was ready for buddy to ask "who" but instead he asked "how much" and theo went through with the bit how he had it written
    thats exactly what stand-up comedy is, telling stories whether real or fake and building the narrative as the segment goes on, often coming back to a prior joke in Segways

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *segues

    • @gabbygood6813
      @gabbygood6813 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for explaining comedy…. We were lost without you!

  • @MrEasye6996
    @MrEasye6996 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We really need to protect this man. Imagine being his kid/grandkid and hearing all the awesome stories he has to tell

  • @mbernac2
    @mbernac2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Man, I’m glad Theo got away from Brendan Schaub. Immediately seemed happier and his comedy is improving.

    • @dreamtheater6343
      @dreamtheater6343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Who’s that?

    • @jodyhiiirolla2398
      @jodyhiiirolla2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You realize all of these clips, absolutely every single one of these clips, are from way before he left the kats podcast. And to say he got away from Brendan is such an ignorant statement because if you were truly a fan of Theo you would know him and Brendan are just as close if not closer than when they did the show. You guys gotta give this moronic narrative up already.

    • @mbernac2
      @mbernac2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 lol get ahold of yourself. You sound like an emotional wreck lmao

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 pretty sure he was saying he’s funnier now than when he was in these clips. You gotta stop dick riding, your emotions are getting in the way of your eyes.

    • @lastrights23
      @lastrights23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 everyone wants to get away from brendan. chris d’philia openly mocks brendan on their pod so i don’t doubt for a second if theo left because he couldn’t stand him

  • @Jstrelts
    @Jstrelts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I was eating an ice cream cone and i was legitimately concerned for my life. Watching this and eating is a chokin hazard for real man. This was too funny!

  • @mikem3543
    @mikem3543 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Knuckling through some chowder”.... hahahahahaha!!

  • @mattmckay9547
    @mattmckay9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That black dude, Ellis I think his name was with the role play was so good! Dudes got something special, stage presence and all that on point son

  • @Christian-ll3wk
    @Christian-ll3wk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Bro, you guys got have.... we call it austim. Idk what you guys call it..." HAHAHAH had me dying.

  • @1979augistine
    @1979augistine ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo making jocko laugh until his eyes dissappear is beyond hilarious to me .

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    O girl at the beginning asking "can't you be in a circle?"
    And Theo with the "com'on lady!" Like THAT was the line someone stepped over 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @patrickfrehn7883
    @patrickfrehn7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Whenever i have a bad day Theo really manages to make me crack up. I love this guy

  • @Jimmymiller-nk7cl
    @Jimmymiller-nk7cl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I did real well one season " This guy is something else !! 😂 make me laugh

  • @jrvondoom
    @jrvondoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s scary that the way he says “papa joe” has been in my head since this episode and whenever I hear papa or joe that’s how it now sounds in my head. Already a classic.

  • @culturebreath369
    @culturebreath369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The break up call was to damn funny!
    Every bit of a Theo clip is just rolling with humor. My goodness. 🤣💀

  • @mending_chord6787
    @mending_chord6787 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this comp. Theo is one of the funniest human beings on Earth. xD

  • @Cam-rm1wn
    @Cam-rm1wn ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how similar Howie’s sense or humor aligns so well with Theo. We plays along so well with Theo’s tangents and def sees his brilliance

  • @AllBrixedUp
    @AllBrixedUp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Unless there’s a murderer out in the yard you gotta tighten it up for the night” my new story for me dawg

  • @parknasty9400
    @parknasty9400 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m on a good micro-dose and I’m in tears laughing 😂

    • @anusmcgee4150
      @anusmcgee4150 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody cares that you’re on drugs, you’re not cool

  • @demevilwayz3230
    @demevilwayz3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    There are good comedians, there are really funny ones. And then there's Theo Von. He's different funny. A genius.

  • @PomPotsy
    @PomPotsy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I don't want to die on this planet"
    "That's a very rich thing to say I feel like"
    😂😂😂

  • @b19xx
    @b19xx ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE THEO! I would've loved to grow up with him! What a lifetime of laughing!

  • @TheDude_Abides_
    @TheDude_Abides_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    @11:45 "the spider...quiet af....put on eight slippers and went to bed" lmao wtf theo

  • @Greenmachine33
    @Greenmachine33 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:15 nothing could have prepared me for that comment