I wonder what type of screwdriver I should use to receive the best possible effect. Does it make a difference wether you're short-sighted or far-sighted? I would rather know, before I try.
1. Start with humor or humidifier in your eyes. This helps you make every effort. 2. Then make a source near the edge of the eyelid and drop it to the corner of the eye. 3. Then spoil the fingers and garbage. 4. Use the corrector for the first time before searching for her sister and her lower face, face, and hidden face. 5. Strengthen the pain and use it with an eel brush. 6. Go to your leaves mozzarella, peel of the pressure, and put it under the flag. You can use flames and clips. It is said that it also hits the face. 7. Now we have moved our eyes. Use the screwdriver to increase the focus of the eye. 8. Ask for a large amount of gold, it's finished. After looking in the dark and below. 9. The colorful pencil or horizontal line lines, Tracey. 10. Glasgow, use the black eye shadow to tell it one of its flaws. 11. Clean the strings and put the best lace in the top lid, to see the outer corners to complete the eye. 12. You can make it hard and easy to do the exercises as long as you like, but I use the pump and I complete the graphics and update the 7th. 13. Games finish from left to right and foot to foot. 14. Add a new blue line you selected. 15. Put a cloth cup on your face. 16. You can choose if you want to see bragging lips. Look, I am his majesty! 17. The end, putting the camera and setting up is no power. No one said that you had to understand it.
"Gradually watermelon" "ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR THE STUTTGART!!!" "Hawaii, he he he" "SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTAAAAAAA" "My honey, it looks like a man" "Put a cloth cup on your face" "Look, I am his majesty!"
“THANKS TO ALL AND MALINDA REESE KATHLEEN MY NAME I LOVE THE WOMAN BUT I HAVE TO GO I MEAN GOODNIGHT” The tutorial hasn’t even started yet and I’m already dead
By the way, about the Eel brush, if anyone was wondering after all these years. In Russian (and maybe some more Slavic languages, which I am not so sure about) there's a word "угри". It sounds somewhat like "oo-ghr-ee" and means both "eels" and "acne". I don't know, why we have it this way, we just do.
Malinda:Use the black eyeshadow- Me:might be normal... Malinda:to tell it one of its flaws. Me:Well then...*Uses black eyeshadow to tell it one of its flaws*😂
"...before searching for her sister and her lower face, face and HIDDEN FACE" That whole passage, your delivery and your facial expression :') :') It ended me
"How to explore new content but also stay in your style and within your audiences interests, Example 1" I WANT MORE OF THIS I AM CRYING LAUGHING. ALSO DISCLAIMER: DO NO USE SCREWDRIVERS ON YOUR EYES. E V E R.
I was laughing during the whole video. My stomach still hurts. You acting seems to amaze me every time. Whose idea it was to translate a makeup tutorial, yours or fan's?
Things that made me laugh "Face and hidden face" "It is said thst it also hits the face" " Games finish from ⬅️ to ➡️ and foot to FOOT" "Put a cloth cup to your face"
1:37 “Use the screwdriver to increase the focus of the eye” Great thanks Malinda I don’t need glasses anymore I can use a screwdriver to keep my eyes healthy
Wonderful idea! I translated how to make chocolate chip cookies and this is what I got. The numbering of the steps kind of disappeared. Fryers are 175 degrees 100 degrees (350 degrees Celsius). Sugar, sugar, white sugar, smooth, fat one egg, then dry, mixed with herbs today. Young, they should be washed with hot water to drink. Add salt and salt together. Chocolate and seed are mixed. Fold with dense paper that is not refined 10 onions with no tubes and yeast in the liver
I take myself very very seriously. Clearly.
Malinda Kathleen Reese I love your vids!
Malinda Kathleen Reese yup... best video ever🤣 thanks for making me laugh even when I am sad
Malinda Kathleen Reese This was EPICCCCC😍😍😍😍
pewdiepie's HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Can you do something by Shakira (Whenever, Wherever?)
Also, WHO THE HECK ARE THE 4 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS?!!!!!!!!!!
Models: I have the best makeup
Malinda: Hold my eel brush
@Lights #2 nice
Lol
lol
It would be a honor to hold your eel brush.
Nabil Massoud noiceeeeee comenttttt
Laser eye surgery has now become outdated since the screwdriver was officially approved as an eye focusing device.
I wonder what type of screwdriver I should use to receive the best possible effect. Does it make a difference wether you're short-sighted or far-sighted? I would rather know, before I try.
Fuzzy Stripetail I laughed out loud at this
This is great
Fuzzy Stripetail Can't have blurry vision if you have no vision
If it was the Doctor's screwdriver I could believe it...
*_STRENGTHEN THE PAIN_*
here here
666 likes!!!!
Crescendo Glare Malinda as a sith lord confirmed..
Six Paths on Pain
XDDDDD
The normal version of how I think my makeup is going
Google translates version is how it really turns out
Lol same
Lol # relatable 😂
XD
Maybe yoi coild look at your reflection?
Why does this make sense…
😂 yeah lol same
"Look, I am his Majesty!"
Little brothers in five words.
So true.
that's four...
@@WinterDutchie
No, it's five
@SqueakyKing
"Look" is one word
"I’m" is one word
"his" is one word
"Majesty" is one word
@@WinterDutchie
It says I am
"I"
"Am"
Not "I'Am"
"You can chose if you want to see bragging lips."
*"LOOK, I AM HIS MAJESTY"*
Thats my favorite part
That's definitely bragging.
Yes indeed
*king George lll has entered the chat*
@@iesalyn6306 That behind...
@@sofiaisgar7699 wahahahaha XD
*sTrEnGtHeN tHe PaIn*
And use it with an eel brush
Malinda: *visible confusion*
oof
🖌️
SHE DIDN'T USE IT WITH AN EEL BRUSH! She'll have to make this entire video again
“Describe ballet in 3 words.”
“Strengthen the pain!!!”
Sierra Noel with an eel brush.
So true
And use it with an eel brush
Call pointe shoes an eel brush
You're not wrong
*"use the black eyeshadow to tell it one of its flaws"* lmao
Jimin's Flexible Neck *_your nickname is something (fellow army)_*
YESS armys woo!
AAARRMMMYYY
I just really want to know what Malinda told that eyeshadow
ajmiskindadumb :3 *armies
1. Start with humor or humidifier in your eyes. This helps you make every effort.
2. Then make a source near the edge of the eyelid and drop it to the corner of the eye.
3. Then spoil the fingers and garbage.
4. Use the corrector for the first time before searching for her sister and her lower face, face, and hidden face.
5. Strengthen the pain and use it with an eel brush.
6. Go to your leaves mozzarella, peel of the pressure, and put it under the flag. You can use flames and clips. It is said that it also hits the face.
7. Now we have moved our eyes. Use the screwdriver to increase the focus of the eye.
8. Ask for a large amount of gold, it's finished. After looking in the dark and below.
9. The colorful pencil or horizontal line lines, Tracey.
10. Glasgow, use the black eye shadow to tell it one of its flaws.
11. Clean the strings and put the best lace in the top lid, to see the outer corners to complete the eye.
12. You can make it hard and easy to do the exercises as long as you like, but I use the pump and I complete the graphics and update the 7th.
13. Games finish from left to right and foot to foot.
14. Add a new blue line you selected.
15. Put a cloth cup on your face.
16. You can choose if you want to see bragging lips. Look, I am his majesty!
17. The end, putting the camera and setting up is no power.
No one said that you had to understand it.
i want to see someone actually try these steps xDDD
"Start with humour or humidifier in your eyes," She says as she puts the humidifier over her mouth.
but... that was the video
Thank you XD
Can we just take a moment of silence and realize how much time this person actually put on this😂
“Ask for a large amount of gold” i was nearly crying...
Vanessa Tenney oh yes that makes sense
You need a cookie?
Mother I require a large amount of gold
Wdym whenever I put on makeup I always ask for a large amount if gold, it always works best!
@@solarraccoon1261 yes it is great
0:57 I knew my sister had a lower face, face, and hidden face.
Are you a corrector for the first time?
Does anyone have a spare eel brush?
😇
XDDDDDD
@@deviuwu4198 ME! I no longer use my eel brushes. I have moved on to using polyp brushes.
"Lower face, face, and hidden face"
I have several questions
Hidden face means your personality. Lower face means your ego.
Oh no
I lost my personality
we all do
@@kacpercicharski3431 What about the lower face face?
“Ask for a large amount of gold it is finished” while wearing America flag
C A P I T A L I S M
The "You can chose if you want to see the bragging lips"
And
*"LOOK, I AM HIS MAJESTY!"*
I LOVED THOSE
i love how beauty gurus always say "use your favorite mascara." really? are you sure? because i was going to use my least favorite mascara
lol
Omg lol
.
You should really use the one you hate.
Ireallyreally Hategoogle Isn’t that basically what “Least-Favorite” means?
"Gradually watermelon"
"ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR THE STUTTGART!!!"
"Hawaii, he he he"
"SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTAAAAAAA"
"My honey, it looks like a man"
"Put a cloth cup on your face"
"Look, I am his majesty!"
This was beautiful. I want to try this makeup look, but I have a severe lack of flags and leaves. To the craft shop!!
And you can be His Majesty too! :)
MiaMsweet maybe she can improvise
Pink Sparkly Batman You also forgot laces & crowns 😂 😂
agreed to the craft shop!
Tho did u already find the corrector's sister and her lower face face and hidden face? XD
“THANKS TO ALL AND MALINDA REESE KATHLEEN MY NAME I LOVE THE WOMAN BUT I HAVE TO GO I MEAN GOODNIGHT”
The tutorial hasn’t even started yet and I’m already dead
Same My family was literally killed by that joke this is Owen’s brother I am the only left lmao
Google translate just said she loves Malinda
XD
@@236SPIDERS :O
But she also said she meant goodnight
Sounds just your average lesbian when crushing on someone
Wait... what's an *eel* brush?
I'd assume it's a brush made with an eel. So, a torture device probably.
It's what you use to clean your eel, obviously...
Here you go:
www.cottambrush.com/products/eel-brush
K. De Metter LMAO
K. De Metter help meh.
Use the corrector for the first time! :D
*before searching for her sister and her lower face face and hidden face.*
tuana LOL!!!!
Lol 😆
I should not have watched this in a place where I know nobody. Trying not to laugh just makes it look like you're having a mental breakdown.
SI Foote
SI Foote so true
I just let out a random laugh because of this comment, it's probably weird to my sister because it's quite late at night.
No-one:
Not a soul:
Not even a insane person:
Goggle translate: EeL bRuSh
I WANNA EEL BRUSH
Eeeeeeels, honey
“I have to go and be goodnight!”
Okay goodnight??
So she has to be Ethan Hawke's character in the Magnificent Seven remake (Goodnight Robicheaux)?
This is the quality content I subscribed for
We sold our souls for this greatness. AND IT WAS WORTH IT!!!! XD
LOOK I AM HIS MAJESTY
*bows*
Same
Let’s just appreciate that. She takes the time to do these videos and not just read it but actually act it out it’s amazing.
4 years too late buddy
*LOOK. I AM HIS MAJESTY.*
oh my god use the black eyeshadow to tell it one of its flaws
You depress me
"You look ti edgy Black eyeshadow."
“The excess powder gets everywhere!”
The thumbnail honestly scared me at first, it really did
Crescendo Glare same
Nobody:
Not even God:
Google translate: Strengthen the pain and use it with an eel brush..😂😂
eggsactly
S brush made of eels
Spoil the finger's and garbage
@@magpietheclown 🥚
It took me longer than it should of done to realise it did the normal sentence first then the messed up one😂
Sophie Burt sameeee
Same here :s
I know right xD
Same xD
Same 😂
I was like HOWLY SHIZALFILESH it disappeared ;_;
_I AM HIS MAJESTY_
Fabienne King George after the Territories declare their Independence.
all hail fabienne, his majesty
**Malinda told the black eyeshadow it's flaws**
**Black eye shadow is deppressed**
SomeWeirdDog MAlinda not just Linda
WHATS YOUR PROBLEM LINDA???
@@coyotix re
Black eyeshadow is so abused
*starts chanting B L A C K E Y E S H A D O W L I V E S M A T T E R*
I got an add for a perfume that had Zendaya riding a horse through fields and then looking at a city.
Makes sense
I want to see someone show up for a fancy night out like this.
Yeah that's a funny idea I'd crack up laughing and not stop 😂
Challenge accepted
Don't forget to post pics!
I would be so delighted!!
Ashlyn M I would probably pee myself from laughing too hard 😂
"Put a cloth cup on your face"
-malinda 2018
i like the comment but it is mAlinda
Malinda for president
Elephants Are awesome actually, it's Malanda
its Google translate
Nevaeh Arnold XDD
0:55 Did you find her sister and her lower face, face and hidden face?
Also at 1:57 you misread it, it's "horizontal line lines, Tracey" not "horizontal lines, Tracey"
No
I found her hidden face.
I found her lower face but not her hidden face
I found Lana Loud
It's been a year....
*_WHO IS TRACEY ?!_*
Aki Animations Tracy is my cousin.
Tracey beaker
Daisy Miller i thought so too
Tracey is
Total
Rightfully
Apple-
Connecters
Ended
You
Or short: Tracey
Maybe she means the person watching this video.
Also yes, it been 2 years.
“Use the black eyeshadow to tell it one of its flaws.”
Best.Line.Ever
Oh, such beauty and grace! now I shall make google translate my main go-to makeup guide.
'Tell the black eyeshadow it's flaws'
-Malinda
BLACK EYESHADOW WHY ARE YOU SO BLACK
BLACK EYESHADOW YOU COVER MY EYELINER
'Tell the black eyeshadow it's flaws'
-Google Translate
Actually it's
- Google translate
By the way, about the Eel brush, if anyone was wondering after all these years. In Russian (and maybe some more Slavic languages, which I am not so sure about) there's a word "угри". It sounds somewhat like "oo-ghr-ee" and means both "eels" and "acne". I don't know, why we have it this way, we just do.
"Ask for a large amount of gold, it's finished!"
I know where you're coming from, that's how I feel when I've successfully applied eyeshadow.
Malinda:Use the black eyeshadow-
Me:might be normal...
Malinda:to tell it one of its flaws.
Me:Well then...*Uses black eyeshadow to tell it one of its flaws*😂
Me: You Do Not Compliment Me
Eye Shadow:😭
Me: Oh Sorry
"this is also known as BEATING the face"
oh, wow
turns out, beauty gurus are actually in a Fight Club!
*Me: I'm going to go outside.*
*Google Translate: i gO oUt*
This is fun to watch!
Translated into Spanish, Dutch, Somali, filipino, and back into English :
Great to see!
Pretty similar
Good job Google Translate
Nah it would probably be something like. I have happy seen
I got "It's a pleasure to watch!" but Latin is a destroyer. After translating into latin I got "sleeplessness".
Marley Dees Italian is the best language. It always messes it up.
@@jayadickerson3672 "latin is a destroyer"
mood
"...before searching for her sister and her lower face, face and HIDDEN FACE"
That whole passage, your delivery and your facial expression :') :')
It ended me
Icewindrain Same!
"How to explore new content but also stay in your style and within your audiences interests, Example 1"
I WANT MORE OF THIS I AM CRYING LAUGHING.
ALSO DISCLAIMER: DO NO USE SCREWDRIVERS ON YOUR EYES. E V E R.
Do you know this from experience? Lol
Petr Lizunov 😂
Well how else will I then increase the focus of my eyes?!
Scarfee I
but my ball eyes are good to be toned up with screwing device.
Ok but is anyone gonna talk about how adorable malinda looks with the clip in her hair?
THIS IS GENIUS you are a ray of happy sunlight Malinda
*Look! I AM HIS MAJESTY!!*
When I started laughing like a horse, my mum asked me what's wrong, and I told her **IT'S GOOGLE TRANSLATE AGAIN** she said *_*not again*_* ....
my mother had a similar response omg
Me when i am near close-minded family members:
I Love the woman but i have to go
Hey, Malinda, since you make every effort to make people laugh, I need to know...
Do you use humor or humidifier?
both
That’s so clever lol😂
Spoil the finger's and garbage.
Don't forget the eel brush
I use humidifier as the eel brush is easier to use once you put the best lace in the top lid.
I laughed ao hard, Thank you so much... i was in bed all day, sick n was hella frustrated... this made everything better honestly😍
Brekhna Nawaz same!!!!
Ana Gomez 😁👍
Brekhna Nawaz feel better!!
Malinda Kathleen Reese Awwwww thanks alot, made my day 😍😍😍😍😍 lots of love...
I’m sick too. I feel your pain XD
“The colorful pencil or horizontal lines, Tracy!” Hahahaha
Jessica Goodwin 😂
Me: *has a cut I didn't know I had*
Hand sanitizer: STRENGTHEN THE PAIN
yes
I was laughing during the whole video. My stomach still hurts. You acting seems to amaze me every time.
Whose idea it was to translate a makeup tutorial, yours or fan's?
Ah yes, the three parts of the face.
Lower face, face and hidden face.
Congrats, you made me laugh.
wait...
I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED.
what's the time-
OH NO.
I was meant to finish editing chapter 1 5 hours ago. damit.
Echo ummm wat?
ParisianDollies
Writer speak lol
‘Before searching for her lower face, face and hidden face’
Which one do I look for first?
Caroline Woud lower face because it was listed first
Sunset Kawaii Cornz same
Mango Unicorn I see your point but disagree only the hidden face is actually hidden and therefor its the only face that you need to look for.
Things that made me laugh
"Face and hidden face"
"It is said thst it also hits the face"
" Games finish from ⬅️ to ➡️ and foot to FOOT"
"Put a cloth cup to your face"
Yep, these were the best.
@@japanpanda2179 yay! Someone who laughed at those parts too!
Things that made me laugh: The whole video
This was the older me
Did anyone realize that the /put a cloth cup on you're face\ voice sounded.... womanly?
1:57 every woman named Tracey feels personally attacked right now I'm sure
LMAO-
Actually tracey is also a boy name too!
Now this is what we need on television
That makeup is perfect for a US (the flag) - Canada (maple leaves) - UK (the crown) joint production of a new version of Braveheart.
OMG 😂 I can't breathe "Look, I'm his majesty" 😆 lmao
May I have a large amount of gold? (Is it finished yet?)
John Sears did you look in the dark and below first? If not, you did it wrong, you have to ask again
PUT A CLOTH CUP ON YOUR FACE
Patrick Vaughan how do i find that cloth cup cuz i need to have it XD hahahahaha
I didn't see no cups made of cloth. just a cloth lol
666 likes I don't wanna mess it up
Instructions Unclear:
*Accidentally started World War Three when I wasn’t given the gold I requested.*
“Now we have moved our eyes!”
- GT 2018
Use the screwdriver to increase focus of the eye.
Before searching for her sister and lower face face AND HIDDEN FACE!
I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing at that.
So that means she has three different types of faces haha haha 😂
You aren't alone
Not with the laughing out loud
It is very hard to make me laugh out loud
But It was very funny
April De Rosier look i am his majesty
Ive been laughing the whole time
I fear Google Translate is gaining too much power...**lights torch and raises pitchfork**
No-one:
Not a soul:
Google translate: GLASGOW
Use the screwdriver to increase the focus of the eye
Wow I had no idea you could do that
Henry Zhang does this mean I don’t have to wear my glasses?!
I have glasses, and occasionally you need to tighten the screws in the hinges to improve the focus. So for some people this makes sense, kind of.
Hmn, shove it in your eyes and turning it maybe?
My dad was on the phone during this video and I laughed so hard he asked if I was ok.....
My girlfriend put on too much concealer
Now I can't find her.
I poop bricks?
I hate you
Iiiii.... dont get it...
Ohhhhh nvm I get it now 😂
*H*
Mushroom Boi
*H*
0:26 Guys, remember the humor or humidifier in your eyes, it’s a crucial step 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:55"Before searching for her sister and her lower face, face, and hidden face"
SeaGirlGamez //Minecraft Content! *and hidden face*
Kyo / Kazuto You can tell shes VERRRRY deap
1:37 “Use the screwdriver to increase the focus of the eye” Great thanks Malinda I don’t need glasses anymore I can use a screwdriver to keep my eyes healthy
Ask for a large amount of gold 😂
it is finished after i look in the dark and below
no harm in asking!
2:35 that was clean
Please do a baking/cookie recipe one. :)
That would be funny
that would be interesting
Oooh yeeeees !!
Youre awesome.
That would be amazing.
Google translate has taken over songs, advice, and makeup. ITS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Skynet
THIS 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 QUALITY 👏 CONTENT 👏 I 👏 SIGNED 👏 UP 👏 FORRR
Normal version: Expectation
Google Translate: Reality
yes
1 word,
*BOOTIFUL*
Lol
er erhm correction :
*_B00TIFUL*_*
Me if I ever tried to use makeup
The colorful pencil or horizontal lines, Tracey!
Also: do a cooking video next! I mean, what could possibly go wrong? :D
KRS_LP sorry, she doesn't want to die of food poisoning
yess lol
OMG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Ask for the large amount of gold, it's finished." The tone Malinda uses there is so funny
STRENGTHEN THE PAIN, and use it with an eel brush
I am dying laughing
*uses eel brush* ow
My Dad doesn’t understand that
No one does
OMG...
I can't breathe due to laughing...
"Use a screwdriver to increase focus of the eye" -Drunk Google Translate
"use the black eyeshadow to tell it one of it's flaws"
*eyeshadow crying because it was being bullied for it's flaws*
I'm so happy you uploaded. I've had a bad day😞
InternetHobo
Me too
That's too bad, I hope your day turns around for you :)
Strength!
Well, I can tell you one thing. DONT STRENGTHEN THE PAIN!!
Awww I'm sorry you had a bad day😞 I hipe it gets better though
I'm extremely sick . It's not helped my sickness but this video did make me smile
:3
More google translated tutorials please! Can you do a cooking tutorial?
"Consume The Hot Kitchen Licked"
Maybe the next video could be " Baking cookies with Google Translater "
Izumi Kun Amazing.
Good idea!
Awesome idea!!!!
Izumi Kun, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderful idea! I translated how to make chocolate chip cookies and this is what I got. The numbering of the steps kind of disappeared.
Fryers are 175 degrees 100 degrees (350 degrees Celsius).
Sugar, sugar, white sugar, smooth, fat one egg, then dry, mixed with herbs today. Young, they should be washed with hot water to drink. Add salt and salt together. Chocolate and seed are mixed. Fold with dense paper that is not refined
10 onions with no tubes and yeast in the liver
I feel like Google translate is like a small child trying to do makeup 😂
I was laughing the whole time, but I completely LOST it at “put a cloth cup on your face”. This is AMAZING.