I'm hoping to make more sketches like this one around the Google Translate theme. :) Let me know what else you'd like to see! ALSO GET YOUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON T-SHIRTS NOW THEY'LL BE GONE FEB 17th!! shopmalinda.com/
Happy Valentine's Day to you and all the single ladies! If you don't have plans and fancy a Hippy Valentine's day why not curl up with a watermelon and this official video of Fiona the Hippo's best bits released in the last hour (I know): th-cam.com/video/KGBv8oT5lwk/w-d-xo.html It is genuinely heart-warming : D
MKR superfan Dennis F has put together a 30 minute GTS highlights compilation video to mark Malinda's 4 years on TH-cam - it includes all the best lines from Frozen to BTS so take a look here to enjoy her journey over the last 4 years! It's great whether you are a long-term fan or if you are new and are wondering where all those lines in the comments sections came from! - th-cam.com/video/A0rNg0P41uQ/w-d-xo.html
But like that's exactly what it means! I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard!! "I can provide both of those things, therefore you will be my date" = "I can give you two it will be my day!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm in no way, shape or form of the right generation or mindset to snacc on tide pods, but even I felt the need to say "Sorry Malinda, I won't do it again!"
Actually, that was a typo, kind of. I know the difference between "You're" and "Your" (Example: Your comment proves that you're a Grammar Nazi.) I hadn't realized my dumb mistake until now. Thanks for pointing it out though, I guess. For the record, I'm not completely lonely, my partner just isn't able to constantly be with me considering she lives approximately two thousand miles away. It can suck being in a long distance relationship sometimes, but at least I get to live happily knowing my life isn't so pointless that I have to go around pointing out spelling mistakes on the internet. :)
When she said "are you astronomers?" it reminded me of my grandma asking every scientist she knows 'what's the cure' and then pressuring them to get working on it.
@@cheerfulbutterkitty9598 Then we need Liam Neeson to go after Google Translate! "I will find you, and I will kill you!" Given the way Google Translate murders and mangles translations, I'm rooting for Neeson!
@@tostadaprincess8736 I do not want to pay! I'll never do that again! Don't lean on the table! You are not allowed to cry! BOOMERANG! Don't let me hurt the camels!
Original: "Oh, baby, your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day." Translated: "Oh my god, do you think this day can hurt your legs?"
"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?" Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died." I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 Also the part where "Are you an Astronomer? Find out the Disease." 😂😂
When trying to coax Malinda into a date (or a double offering of food and sex) never speak of thy fruit during a sunny day because you might inadvertently trigger her insanity.
"Ha ha! Detergent is deadly!" was a tired joke _before_ everyone on the internet suddenly got hooked on _regular_ liquid bleach. Now everyone seems to think that bringing up a slightly _newer_ version suddenly makes it fresh again. (No pun intended.)
that's me when i'm around people. ... Person at party (PAP): So, are you having a good time? Me: Uh... Do you think you have thoughts? *any time im around people my brain shuts down*
@@sleeplessgames1677 I'd love somebody ask me that, though. Parties are full of that dumb shallow filler talk... "Are you having fun!?" "I guess so!" "WHATT?!" "I SAID..." "I KNOW RIGHT?" *music drowning everything. I just wish it was water instead.* If I was asked if I think I have thoughts, now that could be an interesting start of a fun conversation. Alas...
I have one too with the same theme :D To get to know each other let's play titanic. You'll be the ocean an I'll go down on you ;) ...I wonder what Google would say 🤔 Google:Let's introduce the Titanic to each other. The sea is mine, I have come to you Salad. ....😂😂😂😂😂
Google translate: "Today I experienced a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia" Me: "urmm rude much?" Also the sanders sides one thank you whoever suggested that one!!
I tried translating a pickup line..... Original:Hey,Tie your shoes! I don't want you to fall for anyone else! Translated:Hey,Skinny chips! Know that we have no remedy!
"Well, today i experienced a disgrace because i had to spend time with Mia" First my vietnamese parents after i recieved an F on math and now Malinda Kathleen Reese... wHY CRUEL WORLD
I am SO going up to someone and saying "when he came down from heaven he died". And if this doesn't work, there's always "are you a shape? Cause i like you." This one's friggin great i love it.
@@jenrune Yeah, that one's not too bad either. Although I still think you'd get a look. It's very weird wording. "I can give you two; it will be my day."
@@Sadakorka Yes, that's how a normal person would speak. But that's not what Google Translate's pick-up line was. I think that kind of hits the heart of the matter though. If almost any of these were to work, they would need at least rephrasing.
So...I’m doing a few of them now, and the results are hilarious. lol “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!” ...is translated into... “Unfortunately, Earl Gray has been calling your name to search for the hot service provider!”
I was both smiling from the silliness and smitten by the sauciness! Or as Google Translate would say: "I was laughing at nonsense and I was defeated by Sony!" *translated from English to Japanese and then Spanish*
@@elideangeli5098 Hey, do you think any of you can help me out? I'm trying to warp some phrases through Google Translate to make them sound funny, but I'm having a hard time doing so. It always just comes out exactly as I previously wrote it.
" Hey angel , did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? " Whenever faced with this line always replie , " No , but l did scrape my knee after crawling out of hell . " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The little girl says she wants me. Oh wait a minute." lol Google Translate is finally realizing that's wrong. :D Also I'd love to see a blooper video of this. I saw that text.
Her: "Don't blame me if the one who's direction of your pickup line goes running~" Me: *Just laughs because I'm gay, and she wouldn't understand at all*
" Mind if I walk you home? My mother told me to always follow my dreams" Google Translate "When the world comes back, It always happens in your dreams"
"If you were a trifle, it was a squadron." is my favorite for some reason. Also, props for the guy helping you. If I was him, I'd be on the floor trying to catch my breath because you stole it away...
Your acting on some of those was totally what made the whole thing. AWESOME. The way you said 'If you were a trifle, it was a squadron' is the BEST THING EVER.
I'm hoping to make more sketches like this one around the Google Translate theme. :) Let me know what else you'd like to see!
ALSO GET YOUR GRADUALLY WATERMELON T-SHIRTS NOW THEY'LL BE GONE FEB 17th!! shopmalinda.com/
Happy Valentine's Day to you and all the single ladies!
If you don't have plans and fancy a Hippy Valentine's day why not curl up with a watermelon and this official video of Fiona the Hippo's best bits released in the last hour (I know):
th-cam.com/video/KGBv8oT5lwk/w-d-xo.html
It is genuinely heart-warming : D
MKR superfan Dennis F has put together a 30 minute GTS highlights compilation video to mark Malinda's 4 years on TH-cam - it includes all the best lines from Frozen to BTS so take a look here to enjoy her journey over the last 4 years! It's great whether you are a long-term fan or if you are new and are wondering where all those lines in the comments sections came from! -
th-cam.com/video/A0rNg0P41uQ/w-d-xo.html
Got my gradually watermelon t-shirt. Time to confuse people!
So Google Translate says that astronomers can find a disease. Bravo!
I'm sad and lonely and I drank melted Ben & Jerrys honey comb all alone
"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?"
Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died."
guess it did hurt.
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
What if it was a painless death?
Star Sky Crafts, Farming and More I literally read that comment as she said it
Omg I cried of laughter when I heard that one
"Do you like food? Do you like romantic outings?"
Gt: "Do you eat? Do you like to have sex?"
Wow, that's very straightforward.
Lol Logan went too far
But like that's exactly what it means! I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard!!
"I can provide both of those things, therefore you will be my date" = "I can give you two it will be my day!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The GT of that line would easily work on a lot of people.
Rosa W I wonder if that would work on Valerie?
I mean, isn't that the same thing.
'The little girl says she wants me.'
...
'Oh wait.'
**realisation intensifies**
r/suddenlysexoffender
Minx Alpha _FBI OPEN UP!_
Jared Fogle has left the chat.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i posted it
“Honey, are you a Tide-pod? ‘ Cause you look like a snack .”
Proceeds to glare at the camera
I keep laughing so hard at this part.
Why did she look back at the camera?
@@rainbowvamps8988 Because people used to eat tide pods. I think she is dissapointed.
Joseph Duncan There is a Challenge to eat a tide-pod but these are freaking dangerous...
@@rainbowvamps8988
There’s a really dumb, dangerous challenge to eat tide pods.
She doesn’t agree with it.
I'm in no way, shape or form of the right generation or mindset to snacc on tide pods, but even I felt the need to say "Sorry Malinda, I won't do it again!"
"...I am a lot."
I thought these were supposed to be Google translated pick up lines, not honest ones.
Well, if you're honest form the start, you're relationship should surely be better than one built on lies. ;D
Yeah
Rosethemad and if you can't spell, you will be lonely
Actually, that was a typo, kind of. I know the difference between "You're" and "Your" (Example: Your comment proves that you're a Grammar Nazi.) I hadn't realized my dumb mistake until now. Thanks for pointing it out though, I guess.
For the record, I'm not completely lonely, my partner just isn't able to constantly be with me considering she lives approximately two thousand miles away. It can suck being in a long distance relationship sometimes, but at least I get to live happily knowing my life isn't so pointless that I have to go around pointing out spelling mistakes on the internet. :)
Rosethemad jeez, you don't have to be so mean about it
"Get a room. For the best possible choices"
is actually a better pickup line than the original wtf??
How so? I don't get it?
Japan Panda Well bascially people get hotel room to do some stuff ...yeah (Implying that just get a hotel room cause I'm in)
littledisneygoddess I kind of like the “Are you a B flat? Cause I could easily hit you.” Just me? Ok. (Maybe it’s cause I like music 🎶)
Japan Panda It is a hook-up line
It’s a good hookup line
"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Yea, that line would pick me up.
No Comments...hmmm that was off
Yeah me to
Smooooooth lol
@@earthwormlily7425 istg i see you everywhere lol
@Ninja I a m e v e r y w h e r e . Lol also does Albert’s room smell as bad as he says it does? xd
"Get a room.for the best possible choices." *that turned into a hotel ad*
Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Trivago?
Ennard i will find ur exotic butters for u
Serenity Madley thx bro
Ennard I have your exotic butters!!!!!!
:D
Yahnica :D WHERE!?!?!
"Are you a shape?Because I like you"
10/10 pick up line
ikr
I like shapes, push and pull like a work of change
@@vi259 i'm in love with your system
now my linens, such as spices
Every day I find some new railway!
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"When he fell from heaven, *he died* "
Sounds very much like something Billie Eilish would say.
I guess it did hurt
So it didn’t hurt? 😂
I was murdered by this one xDDD
Aditri Srinivasan How is this copied this is a literal quote from the video
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Google translate: When he fell from heaven he died!
Logical
Google translate, being brutally honest xD
But what if he had a parachute from heaven too?
literally Jesus
I think he fell from heaven and went right back to heaven! :'D
Malinda: *Find out the disease.*
Everyone in 2020: panicking to find the cure for coronavirus
Indeed an awkward prediction...
Thought the exact same went straight to the comments
SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE
When she said "are you astronomers?" it reminded me of my grandma asking every scientist she knows 'what's the cure' and then pressuring them to get working on it.
Tru tho
"Are you a Google translator, because I know everything." Sure you do, Google translate.
ThE mAcHiNeS aRe TaKiNg OvEr
"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything." Google, you are trying way too hard to put pride in yourself.
"did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, cause you're an angel"
"are you calling me satan?!?!"
Fallen Angel, yeah that's what my friend calls me ever since I threatened to blackmail her when she called me an angel :D 👍
Well I would not worry he died afterall.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3:06
“Did you eat honey? Because you got this donkey”
YO I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣
The a word actually means donkey though. Still funny as heck :)
*hee-haw intensifies*
Winnie the Pooh reference
Donkeys like honey confirmed
@@fiveelevenevan Gosh darnit can y'all stop cussin' in here? :P
Happy Valentine’s Day!
“Today I️ experienced a disgrace because I️ have to spend time with Mia.”
The best line.
Mia is cray
Fuck Mia amiright?
Ugh Mia
Omg I hope none of your fans are named Mia
For god sake Mia
"Well today I experienced a disgrace because I had to spend time with Mia"
HEY!
Do u feel offended
It could be worse: earlier today I watched a video where a character with my name gets killed by Communists for being a dissident. It was freaky.
Oh my god😂 what did u do 2 her
mustbemaia oh
mustbemaia i feel sorry for you Mia
2:47 well that escalated quickly
The karate girl yes it did
Yep 😂😂😂
Actually, I think the problem was how quickly it descended.
More like deescalated.
The karate girl I DIED
Google translate: are you a Google translator? Because I know everything
Me: yep that's Google alright
So true... XD
Yep. Sounds about right
Sounds legit.
Xd true
I treat people like soda cans, I steal all their insides and throw away the container
“When he came down from heaven, he died.”
Well that got dramatic.
*President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it* If this doesn't get you a date, nothing will
keepmeposted25 b
Niki P b
"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Am I watching a Trivago commercial?
Yes
Hotel?
@@davidparkes7741 *TrIVagO*
Pickup lines? Google translate.
Comedy and singing? Malinda.
Hotel? Trivago
Other people on a date: "If you were a triangle you'd be acute one"
Me: *"Did you eat honey? Because you got that donkey-."*
*gives date donkey* well now you do!
*Are u a shape? I like you*
😂 here's a pickup line I translated:
Original: Are you French because Eiffel for you
Google Translate: Is Eiffel a Frenchman for you?
Uweird12 😂 oh geez. Google Translate is getting ready to kidnap someone
@@cheerfulbutterkitty9598 Then we need Liam Neeson to go after Google Translate! "I will find you, and I will kill you!" Given the way Google Translate murders and mangles translations, I'm rooting for Neeson!
@@JachAnen 😂😂😂😂 That's funny!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Is Eiffel America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman?
Eiffel was actually Jewish I think...
"I need a quick one"
Straight to the point there.
PULLING A QUICK ONE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Uhh...Oh. Ok...
U know it😂
OoooOoOOooooOOoOooOoooooooOoooOoooOooooooooOoOo 666 lieks OooooOOOOooOoOooooooOOOOOOOoo
oh no 666 likes-
Without google translate: Are you a charger? Beacuse I'm dying without you.
After google translate: Are you retiring? I am dead beacuse of you.
This legit made me laugh
Made it 69
Did you translate this yourself? Cool
That’s not a pickup line that’s a burn-
Without Google Translate: I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together
With Google Translate: It's not the price, it's the price
Malinda looks down at the corpse. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"When he came down from heaven, he died," a random stranger stops her.
I’m dying-
@@tostadaprincess8736 ...because you fell from heaven, right?
@@jellymango3181 HELP ME-
@@tostadaprincess8736 I do not want to pay! I'll never do that again! Don't lean on the table!
You are not allowed to cry! BOOMERANG! Don't let me hurt the camels!
Original: "Oh, baby, your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day."
Translated: "Oh my god, do you think this day can hurt your legs?"
XD
don't skip leg day
Original: Are you a magnet? Because you're pulling me towards you
Google Translate: Trade, right? He pulled me inside
"Did It hurt when you came down from heaven?"
Google Translate: "When he came down from heaven, he died."
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 Also the part where "Are you an Astronomer? Find out the Disease." 😂😂
Lucky Gravity It answered that question and more. Interesting.
Are you a Google translator? Because I know everything
Your name goes too well with this question.
Lucky Gravity SAMEEE
Maybe the astronomers will discover the cure for Covod19
When trying to coax Malinda into a date (or a double offering of food and sex) never speak of thy fruit during a sunny day because you might inadvertently trigger her insanity.
Fuzzy Stripetail just never mention WATERMELONS
Umbreon H what if you do it gradually?
She likes shapes, try that.
Maybe add some SPICES! To that.... get it get it?!???
noise... wait no noice
"Today I have a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia"
Me: has a friend named Mia who is weird like me
Also me: sounds about right
My name is Mia TwT
AHhHH-
Me has a sister who has a stepsistet named mia
My name is Mia
My name is Mia i laughed so hard
I know someone that has a cat named Mia. She passed away.
I hope Google never fixes their translator
They don’t have to, it already knows everything
Matthias Tan
Are you a lot?
Damian Wyrębiak me to.
Dj Minecart 'me to'? You to what? Do you mean me TOO?
Yes. #spellingmistakes
"Are you a shape? Because I like you"
Very creative indeed
Baraa Yasir that was mine
Baraa Yasir That is the only one I honestly don't understand 😂 I'm pretty sure I'm just not using my brain but oh well 😂
In case ya don't get it it's a quote from one of her Google Translated songs "shape of you". The quote is "I like shapes".
Jackie Zjl apparently I WASN'T using my brain. I have indeed seen that video and I am now educated 😂 thank you very much
Baraa Yasir i love that one SOO much
“When he came down from Heaven, he died”
Best pickup line EVER oml
The Randomness Channel true¡!
“President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it”
@@jinxedmutt YES
Ah yes, Lincoln Lincoln Barack, my favorite president
@@mr.worldwide4758 same
Oh yes, that’s who I’m voting for in 2024.
@@japulet2214 me too
I translated "I love Translation fail"
To
"I like to make mistakes"
Georg Spielberger oh god that cough laughing
Lol wut
Well guess he really does know everything lol
Google does love making mistakes..
Singing Angel It sure does lol
3:15 *straight to the point*
Lmfao
I‘d love it if women actually were that upfront
More like “gay” to the point
**dies*
@@sorren150 I was going to say that, but you said it first therefore you are awesome.
Slow down girl, damn
Your face on the "tide pod"-one was incredible xD
SirVampyr IT WAS MEEEE IM SO EXCITED OMFG AHAHHAHA
The legend himself, it's such an honor to write to you good Sir.
Heliacal *bow*
I know! It was so funny!
"Ha ha! Detergent is deadly!" was a tired joke _before_ everyone on the internet suddenly got hooked on _regular_ liquid bleach. Now everyone seems to think that bringing up a slightly _newer_ version suddenly makes it fresh again. (No pun intended.)
“Well today I experienced a disgrace, because I have to spend time with Mia.” RIP Mia
1:54 Twitter, breaking my heart everytime :(
3:15 XD That translation is about as upfront as you can be.
Such a short life!
Well, it translated your words into what you really mean... pretty good for google translator
Oddly accurate translation. I nearly spit out my drink.
It will be my day. Don't say that to a stranger - they would be like a question mark 😂
Are you a fan? Cause you blew me away!
*google translate*
Are you crazy? Because it keeps me away!
That's perfect
Exact opposite. XD
Lol
I got: Are you a warrior because my ear is bleeding?
kpop pick-up line
r u jimin bcz i sarang u so much
translated
you are young because he loved me so much
When he came back from heaven, he died, goes back to heaven AND REPEATS THE ACTIVITY
My lord, the army is committed to you that it will NOT be yours!
"Get a room. For the best possible choices" sounds like an actual pick-up line oh my god-
**me trying to have a normal conversation with someone I don't know** do you think you have thoughts?
that's me when i'm around people.
...
Person at party (PAP): So, are you having a good time?
Me: Uh... Do you think you have thoughts?
*any time im around people my brain shuts down*
@@sleeplessgames1677 I'd love somebody ask me that, though. Parties are full of that dumb shallow filler talk... "Are you having fun!?" "I guess so!" "WHATT?!" "I SAID..." "I KNOW RIGHT?" *music drowning everything. I just wish it was water instead.*
If I was asked if I think I have thoughts, now that could be an interesting start of a fun conversation. Alas...
@@tomaszwota1465 do you like shapes? Oh wait that wasn’t the question lol...... do you think you have thoughts? 😂
@@alexa-ui1mroh noes, AI in the comments! Run for cover!
Seriously though, since when does Alexa ask questions? :P
@@tomaszwota1465 ahaha nooo I thought the jokes stopped in 2019 🤣
"How do you answer the Dead?"
Me: *Got it! that's the one that'll compliment me*
Nothing like a romantic hangout around a pentagram summoning your favorite zombie
My friend spoke to her dead grandad once (no joke) and he said I miss you to her 😢
I laughed so hard!! I love your sense of humor!!
Vsauce
Might work if you're trying to flirt with hades- or satan.
"I must be a fart because you blew me away."
[several translations later]
"You were shot and I have to go"
Original: No, you can’t just leave Google Translate to die!
Translated: You cannot leave Google Translate intact.
Well then. Get shooting.
"Are you the sun? Because you light up my world"
*A few translations later*
"The light of the world every day"
No one :
Burr at the end of The World Was Wilde Enough :
@@daphssongs2562 wasn’t expecting a Hamilton reference today but I’m not complaining
@@daphssongs2562 I READ THE REPLIES HOPING FOR A HAMILTON REFERENCE THANK YOU
My fav pickup line to actually use
'Titanic'
'Sorry that wasn't a very good ice breaker'
I have one too with the same theme :D
To get to know each other let's play titanic.
You'll be the ocean an I'll go down on you ;)
...I wonder what Google would say 🤔
Google:Let's introduce the Titanic to each other.
The sea is mine, I have come to you Salad.
....😂😂😂😂😂
When you reply to a comment that is months old.. 🤦♂️
*oh wait*
my fave is: are you a bank because you're gaining my interest?
google translate: what are my baby's benefits?
*_hMmmmmmmm_*
"Fat Penguin" also works, just as a good ice breaker.
I translated it and uh:
Titanic
"Sorry. High quality artists are watching."
...
Google translate: "Today I experienced a disgrace because I have to spend time with Mia"
Me: "urmm rude much?"
Also the sanders sides one thank you whoever suggested that one!!
Haha I’m sorry, Mia 😆
3:15 welcome to the real world kids!
Would work on me
Im 12 years old! :D 🤣
This is my new dm line
Me talking to my roblox girlfriend
@@anorange3826
Im army and but i have learned too much from it..... Almost twelve
“FIND THE DISEASE”
- every pandemic doctor ever lol
I tried translating a pickup line.....
Original:Hey,Tie your shoes! I don't want you to fall for anyone else!
Translated:Hey,Skinny chips! Know that we have no remedy!
I’m dead
I mean it's technically correct 😂😂😂
How do you get stuff like that?
@@CreativeGirl247 put it through multiple different languages
From nowing I'm asking people to call me Skinny Chips.
2:58 I feel sorry for all the people named Mia out there.
For me there's a person named Mia right below this comment
WorkmanMM you were wrong
That's why I said for me. Not everyone sees comments in the same order.
Google translate is me trying to flirt.
Wait a minute I never flirt
Total Lil90 *SAAAAME*
Now you know why
Total Lil90 me
Total Lil90
.
HA THIS EXPLAINS MY LIFE HAHAHAHA... HA....ha...
*I'm lonely ;-;*
Google translate: “Find the disease!”
*2 years later*
Google translate: “Found it!”
Oh no… so it was google translate seeking to start it this whole time
President Lincoln Lincoln Barack wants it - definitely the one I'm gonna use.
let me know how that goes
scullyshcw I ship it tbh
scullyshcw lol
Me trying to explain U.S. history to outsiders.
NataLollipop Pizza Barincoln. Barcoln. Baroln. Linack. I have no idea.
"When he came down from heaven, he died......"
Lamo
guess it did hurt when he fell form heaven
"Get a room, for the best possible choices"
Hey that one isn't so bad
"Are you Benson? But... I'm still better"
Top ten best pick-up lines
✨you benson? but....i'm still better.✨
"Well, today i experienced a disgrace because i had to spend time with Mia"
First my vietnamese parents after i recieved an F on math and now Malinda Kathleen Reese... wHY CRUEL WORLD
Haha I’m sorry about your day. Mias are cool and so are you!
Potter's World thank you 💕
Park Chim Chim i still got jams, they won't- oh wait nevermind they did in pied piper .-.
R u a vietnamese??
có ba mẹ VN thì phải là người Việt Nam chứ bn :)
2:37 Me on Valentines day.
Kharn The Betrayer me too
Same
Same
Saaaame
The only thing that matters XD
I am SO going up to someone and saying "when he came down from heaven he died". And if this doesn't work, there's always "are you a shape? Cause i like you." This one's friggin great i love it.
I love the side-eye Malinda gave at the mention of eating Tide Pods. Even now, I still can't believe that was a thing.
Same
Are you a google translate?
Because I know everything.
I LEGIT DIED HAHA
I ruined the 69 likes
are you a cat?
because im a pussy.
Sarah Dowsett SAME
Illuminati confirmed
Sarah Dowsett RIP
Samee
“Do you think you have thoughts?”
My favorite one 😂😂😂
That last one... well played Google Translate, well played
Dates in 2019:
"Let's eat in that expensice restaurant!"
Now:
"I have toilet paper wanna some?"
"If you come wait 6 feet from my door I can throw you some toilet paper and blow a kiss"
Translate: Get a room, for the best possible choices.
Me: Well damn, that’s a pretty good one 😏😏
also this one 3:15😏😏 it could be a pickup line
@@jenrune Yeah, that one's not too bad either. Although I still think you'd get a look. It's very weird wording. "I can give you two; it will be my day."
@@conlon4332 true
@@conlon4332 could be like “I can give you both of those things.”
@@Sadakorka Yes, that's how a normal person would speak. But that's not what Google Translate's pick-up line was. I think that kind of hits the heart of the matter though. If almost any of these were to work, they would need at least rephrasing.
That "do you like food...?" one wound up way more straightforward after Google got to it.
So...I’m doing a few of them now, and the results are hilarious. lol
“Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”
...is translated into...
“Unfortunately, Earl Gray has been calling your name to search for the hot service provider!”
Another one: “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
Translates into: “If you’re comfortable, you’re lonely.”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
Is translated into: “Do you have your hair?”
CaptainSwanLove I do not not have my hair. I lost it along the way when I came here. 😂😂😂😂
@@fruitsbasketforlife4362 Yes, I do have my hair.
CaptainSwanLove wow why is that so true?
I’m lying in bed and I’m lonely
“I might not be Luna, but I do know how to lovegood” lmao-
Potterheads unite!
LOL! I didn’t get that until I read this comment.
Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
My favorite character!
I was both smiling from the silliness and smitten by the sauciness!
Or as Google Translate would say:
"I was laughing at nonsense and I was defeated by Sony!"
*translated from English to Japanese and then Spanish*
Mateo Gonzalez 🤣
It’s right you are laughing at nonsense
@@elideangeli5098 Hey, do you think any of you can help me out? I'm trying to warp some phrases through Google Translate to make them sound funny, but I'm having a hard time doing so. It always just comes out exactly as I previously wrote it.
Xbox One...
Sony has become too powerful
" Hey angel , did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? "
Whenever faced with this line always replie ,
" No , but l did scrape my knee after crawling out of hell . "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sagana Jeyarajah “hot damn”
Another possible response is "Did you just call me Satan/a demon?"
Nice
My favorite reply is "No, Satan cushioned my fall"
(I saw dat one from Quotev-)
I love how it went from b flat to “get a room”
Galeksy I believe the word 'flat' can mean room/building just not sure in which language.
Brandon Le Flat can mean apartment but that is British English
Idaho Potato so what if google translate knew that and decides to use it? 🤔
Ahh, my favorite scale... the "Get a room" scale.
Brandon Le We all know google translate have secrets
"Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything".
Holly crap, confirmed self awareness there XD
Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Google: When he came down from heaven he died
LMAO OMG 😂
But our greater question stays unanswered...
_How do you answer the dead?_
It depends what they asked you.
For that to work you have to imagine me typing with a Boris Karloff accent.
With my voice
I tried asking google translate but it just becomes, "What are you doing?"
Mcdonalds
Simple, a séance
"Do you eat? Do you like to have sex? I can give you two, it will be my day."
...Honestly, if a girl said that to me, I'd go out with her.
Jacob Sanchez who wouldnt
An infant? Her mom? A zombie? Google?
SAME
These give off the vibes of my friend group doing madlibs of romantic theater songs at lunch
"Get a room. For the best possible choices." Sounds like a commercial tagline for a motel XD
Are you a paper towel? Because you're the one I need.
Google ⬇️ Translate
If you have a tissue? You do not, because I need it.
that pickup line (the original one) makes literally no sense
Mintinnit is that a GTS New Rules reference?
JCL Kaytwo yeah, well at least it’s not toilet paper 😂
Ouch the translated one hurts cuz "You do not because I need it"
Ouch
@@MrMinticuz only if it was toilet paper-
2:59
Well... I hope no one decides to use this pick up line on someone called Mia.
It already hurts hearing it from Malinda :(
My name is Mia-
Luna Midnight lol
Luna Midnight My alias used to be Mia
Let's just *hope*
1:05
"Are you a ride pod? Cause u look like a snacc." The face she gives after saying it. 😂
I had forgotten about that till now
"The little girl says she wants me. Oh wait a minute."
lol Google Translate is finally realizing that's wrong. :D Also I'd love to see a blooper video of this. I saw that text.
Omg I can’t. Stop. Laughing 😂
Funny seeing you here
2:44 when he came down from heaven he died
Same. 😂😂😂
same
My parents keep staring at me bc I’m laughing so hard and I have headphones on 😂 😂 😂
"It's been a long time you know INSANITY" gosh 😂
Her: "Don't blame me if the one who's direction of your pickup line goes running~"
Me: *Just laughs because I'm gay, and she wouldn't understand at all*
:3
Bet
GO GAY!
" Mind if I walk you home? My mother told me to always follow my dreams"
Google Translate "When the world comes back, It always happens in your dreams"
This is actually the best date line I've heard ever. I'm definitely stealing it. (You don't mind, do you?)
...is Google Translate trying to warn us that we all live in Matrix???
H A M I L H A M
*HAMILFAN*
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE, BUT JUST YOU WAIIITT JUST YOU WAIIIT
Nobody:
My last two braincells debating about better pickup lines:
considering your profile picture, you're already an awesome person, and I love you
Yuri from DDLC?
(YURT)
@Edward Hartwell 230 now
I love your pfp. She's my favourite character from that game
When he came down from heaven, _he died._
Sounds like a religion.
Sounds like something an atheist would say
The Sanders Sides one ... I was not expecting that, but I love it
Same
Yes
Same
Logan: Yes the reference was immaculate
Patron: :)
3:38 GOOGLE TRANSLATE CONFIRMED!!!
God-gle translate
Run for your life
#God-gleTranslateKnowsAll
Well I’m seduced.
Warren Locke same..Lol
The last one won my heart.
Warren Locke xD
Agreed.
"If you were a trifle, it was a squadron." is my favorite for some reason.
Also, props for the guy helping you. If I was him, I'd be on the floor trying to catch my breath because you stole it away...
Oh my god. OH MY GOD NO. NOT MIA. ANYONE BUT MIA.
"President Lincoln Lincoln Barrack wants it." 😂😂😂
barrack wants president lincoln lincoln! i guess he's gay
Your acting on some of those was totally what made the whole thing. AWESOME. The way you said 'If you were a trifle, it was a squadron' is the BEST THING EVER.
"Are you a shape? Because I like you"
And like that reference XDD