There's a Harry Potter fanfic that was written by an AI and its pretty much as hilarious as Google Translated stuff. "Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immidiately began to eat Hermione's family". You should check it out
I translated "Happy birthday, Malinda! I love watching your videos, they always make me laugh, have a great day!" Happy birthday, Marida! I want to watch your video, always make fun of me, I wish you a nice day!
Runeworld Stories OH...I AM STILL 10....Y KNOW HOW MUCH MY IQ IS : 135 ...SUPERIOR IQ...URS: ONLY 1...SOOO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AGAIN....BEFORE I CALL MY EVIL COUSIN...GET IT?
Right: 1. The First 350 foreskins. 2. Color, or butter, or glue in the first line. 3. Combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk milk, parsley and snap, in a long chicken or a particular organ. 4. Avoid mixing. Or, simply use the pill, to mix it well. 5. Pomegrante, vegetables, eggs and volatile dough will grow faster and faster. 6. Get closer and get ready to bring warm water until it misss the seasons too. 7. The game is good and the water is very rich. This is what I have tried to do with a happy, happy, scare scare. 8. Cooked kiwi meat together with these two cookbooks. 9. Cook in the chocolate cake for 30-35 minutes until you add a toothbrush or a card tester. 10. Remove the bark and scurry for 10 minutes. 11. Swallow the pan completely and swiftly. 12. Frost frost and seafood.
Roger Fajardo and that folks is how you make inedible gluey plasticky cannibal cake batter that also has raw seafood, medication, cold temperatures and tree bark.
YES THIS MUST HAPPEN And yet it would probably change based on the type of game. Like, board game instructions? A game like ninesquare? Hide and seek? A video game? So many options with very different things it might entail-- like, the rules of the game as in how not to cheat or the rules as in how to actually use the game pieces or whatever or... ? anyways, YASS :)
🍰Abc 🍰🎁🎊🎉🎈i found the alphabets birthday the search party is over Edit _____________________________ Ive watched this vid over 10 times yesterday cause it was my birthday🎂
You could translate fairy tales! Some of the original Grimm fairy tales are only a couple of sentences long, so it could be hilarious...? Maybe? I did love this baking one though!
I used tips from your video so I didn’t die laughing... Instead I suffocated by ripping open a cushion and inhaling the feathers and I don’t know how... Edit: I remember! Someone replied and i remember! I google translated the instructions!
_TwistedTotoro_ _TwistedTotoro_ Well, I hope you're okay, MKR should have warned about that in her video. Google translating safety instructions is a classic mistake and a serious health hazard.
You are happy You are happy Happy days, I love Malinda How happy you are (That’s the birthday song put through several layers of Google Translate. Happy birthday!!!)
Happy birthday, my dear entertainer, you make my days better and I can't see youtube without you anymore! Translated version: Happy birthday, my dear guests, you can improve your day and I can not see TH-cam.
@FiveRose720 Nah it's cool she don't need no normies and there are amazing channels out there with unique, quality content that are substantially more underrated than her. No offense
Happy birthday Malinda! We love you so so much!! You have no idea how much you and your videos mean to me. They cheer me up and are my go to videos when I am feeling annoyed, sad or depressed. Thank you so much and have an amazing birthday!
The school across the road is having siren problems. As soon as Malinda started saying Wooooooo! (it’s my birthday) the sirens went off. P.S: Happy Birthday Malinda
google translated: There was a problem walking near the school. Malinda said Wooooooo at the beginning! (This is my birthday.) Warning fulfilled. A. Note: happy birthday, Malinda
Google translated (my version): The game makes a hard enter Venus. After I started with a lot ooooooo! (Birthday) Day girl. Through Christ, St. Malinda
Actually, a cake was harmed. First, it had a slice taken from it. Then, the slice had a toothbrush stuck into it. Finally, the slice got eaten. Thus, the cake lost about an eighth of itself in the making of this video.
I've actually translated the script for the first episode of Yu-gi-oh! the Abridged Series. I've been meaning to record that for a video for about six months now, but I haven't yet because I'm still trying to get all the voices down (mainly Seto Kaiba himself, but all the one-line characters like Mokuba, Croquet and Pegasus as well). You know you have comedy gold when the first line, "Yu-gi-oh! was filmed before a live studio audience", becomes "U-Sepoy O! He fights groups of people".
Alimani and The Relipcullan Anlama Nimlata Pansas, Needed Traditional traditions, traditional traditions are strong High La Tate, Priscolos, Kopp Static, Kwon Kwon-Hoyhenet, bravery, door, "Visitors," Marmani - J., "Meta on Ovient" Sealyement.net has worked more " Oh! Who heard me; Kvococenio Rohikea Poyka Valadilu Maha Tumira, Tumari Lanner Queto Hookeeye Vassland The aesthetic or rayon-gaak of Harvancin, He does not do anything else.
malinda: "add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl, or the bowl of a stand mixer." *google translate:* *"combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk, milk, parsley and snap in a large chicken or a particular organ."* 😂😂
Tillykke med fødselsdagen! ("Happy Birthday!" translated to danish. Greetings from Denmark ;) ) Also, I put "Happy Birthday" through several layers of google translate and ended up with: "Wedding joke"... so Wedding Joke to you
The addition of milk followed promptly by even more milk probably overpowered the taste of blood and glue though, after swallowing the pan completely and swiftly, I don't think you would have much of an appetite left to eat your "cake" (also, I am so sorry that your brand new animated (and possibly sentient) computer monitor with attached keyboard and mouse exploded on your birthday).
World's best Lasagna In the Dutch palette, syrup, fry ground, onions and woods are tired until the spring. Connect tomatoes, tomatoes, tomato juices and water. The time is sugar, salt, grape, Italy time, 1 single rocket, pepper, and two-dimensional fragrance. Summer, covered with 1/2 1/2 hours, sometimes falling. Water-high water quality brings in a gas. Lip nail holder for 8-10 minutes of water supply. Cut ear, and block cold water. In a mixed bag, hold the penis to recrystallize with eggs, calm smells, and 1/2 grams of salt. Tora is 375 ℃ F (190 ℃). Together, 9x13 inches finally drop 1 1/2 1/2 in the meat. Make sixty-six soup for the meat. Brush and mix half wheat rice. The higher sections are the Mozilla pencils slices. File 1/1/1 upsets Guatemala Mozarilla, with 1/4 cups of paramount cheese. Repeat the swollen, and then with Mozzarella and Primsason cheese. Foil Cover: Avoid Towel, or Paper Spray Paper, or Finger Fingerprint Finger. Take up to 25 minutes in the bathroom. Clear the disadvantage, and emphasize it for 25 minutes. Eat 15 minutes before dinner.
Happy birthday song, through google translate: «There is a happy day!! There is a happy day! We want to Malinda! HELP ME!» No comments 😂😁 And happy birthday!!🍰🎀🎁🎂🎈🎆🎇🎉
I translated a line of a song i’ve been listening to pretty often, (fools by Troye Sivan if anyone’s wondering) and I got this: “I see a quiet night poured over ice and Tanqueray” to “I was quiet in the night, and Terankee poured out the ice”
"I mean, hey...! We made a.. salad." Thank you so much for this video Malinda, I really didn't expect to laugh out loud this much today, yet here I am. Love your videos!
Oh my gosh! This last weekend, I was JUST thinking about how Google translate would translate a recipe. I really tried doing that on my own, but I didn't get great results. Anyway... Then I immediately thought about you. I thought, "I wonder how Malinda would do this? What would the video look like? I should ask her to translate a recipe. That would be fun!" Then, BOOM! You made a recipe translation video. Yay!! Thank you so much for translating a recipe!! Happiest birthday to you, Malinda!!
You should translate a bad fanfiction. It would be hilarious.
quinn behrens I did that with friends. It got hard to breathe for everyone
Like My Immortal, perhaps?
Yes please!
Or even just a page from an actual book. Twilight, perhaps? 😂😂😂
There's a Harry Potter fanfic that was written by an AI and its pretty much as hilarious as Google Translated stuff. "Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immidiately began to eat Hermione's family". You should check it out
*happy happy, SCARE SCARE*
there’s a Kevin Macleod song called "Happy Happy Game Show." Hmm...
It's the Happy Happy Scare Scare song!
Happy happy scare scare
Happy happy scare scare
Happy happy scare scare
Happy happy scare scare
Happy happy scare scare
Happy happy happy happy scare scare scare!
Happy happy.
*SCARE, SCARE.*
Swallow the pan, completely and swiftly.
Cade Bowman xf
My fave:
"The first 350 foreskins... *not a chance in HELL, am I going to illustrate that.* "
@CampBuddy Chick What did you expect? lol
@CampBuddy Chick Oh ok
CampBuddy Chick - Wait, What is it? I don’t want it to be in my search history.
CampBuddy Chick Remind me to never look up “foreskins” again.
Oh. Didn't know people commented on this comment, also 251 likes. Thanks, whoever decided to do that.
google translate: avoid mixing
Also google translate: MIX IT WELL
Look, it's obvious, either you use the pill to mix it incredibly well, or you avoid mixing at all.
Bruh i thought ur the actual musikenna
@@fxding_4350 I'm subscribed to musikenna :p
666 likeses
but only AFTER you take your pill
"Wheat, zucchini, BLOOD, milk, milk..."
Well that's not ominous in the slightest
Milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made but google forgot it and gave up
*...parsley and SNAP*
Don’t forget the parsley and snap
I’m your 600th like
I mean blood can e used as a replacement for eggs
"Swallow the pan completley and swiftly!" I died
ME TOO! XXDDDD
Hopefully not from eating the pan too slow
I thought she said not to die while watching her videos?
Hmm, Hungary??
@@shadowfox8012 yea she did.
I love the transition from the evil "BlOoD" to the weirdly adorable "milk, milk"
Milk
Milk
🥛 🥛 🥛 🥛 🥛
Awww what a nice little milk milk
PARSLEY AND SNAP
in a long chicken or a particular organ.
(Organ sound)
"The glue kinda kills it."
...But she's okay with the blood?
I mean, blood food is like really normal. Blood Pancakes for instance, or black pudding. Maybe not drink it raw though.
I'd be worried about foreskins, but I guess it's still good for guests since they don't know what's in it lol
@Queen_PLATINE! better them than me, nothing goes to waste lol
Blood is a consumable, glue is a useable.
@@antongrahn1499, I've never eaten these, but black soup is tasty. And I don't like a sausage with blood
Let Google translate destroy children's books!! [Insert Evil Laughter]
OMG Google Translate tripping over Dr. Seus would be amazing!
OMG!!! YES, pIease Iet this become a thing.
I either want to see poorly translated children’s books or really deep gothic poems next. Both will be equally hilarious.
Agreed!!! Yes!
Leetle Life And forget glue and blood.
well, you know what they say...
*"you can't translate a cake and eat it too"*
Or, as Google Translate puts it, "returning to the "book"".
oof
150th like
You can, she did.
Happy birthday Malinda!!
(translated too many times using Google Translate)
“Celebrating birthday birthday cactus!!! „
❤️🌵❤️
Daniel Milman amazing😂😂
JANET!!!!
Daniel Milman happy birthday cat us!
Daniel Milman the scary thing is that i could hear her saying that. Woaw.
Original: Directions
Translate: Right
Me: Seems legit.....
I translated "Happy birthday, Malinda! I love watching your videos, they always make me laugh, have a great day!"
Happy birthday, Marida! I want to watch your video, always make fun of me, I wish you a nice day!
You’re tall.
definitely just made fun of you.
Runeworld Stories It is a translate dude...
Runeworld Stories OH...I AM STILL 10....Y KNOW HOW MUCH MY IQ IS : 135 ...SUPERIOR IQ...URS: ONLY 1...SOOO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AGAIN....BEFORE I CALL MY EVIL COUSIN...GET IT?
@@leftyt6820 hi what happened?
Right:
1. The First 350 foreskins.
2. Color, or butter, or glue in the first line.
3. Combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk milk, parsley and snap, in a long chicken or a particular organ.
4. Avoid mixing. Or, simply use the pill, to mix it well.
5. Pomegrante, vegetables, eggs and volatile dough will grow faster and faster.
6. Get closer and get ready to bring warm water until it misss the seasons too.
7. The game is good and the water is very rich. This is what I have tried to do with a happy, happy, scare scare.
8. Cooked kiwi meat together with these two cookbooks.
9. Cook in the chocolate cake for 30-35 minutes until you add a toothbrush or a card tester.
10. Remove the bark and scurry for 10 minutes.
11. Swallow the pan completely and swiftly.
12. Frost frost and seafood.
I dont get it from 1,11 and 12
The game is good and the water is very rich. This is what i have tried to do with a happy, happy, scare scare!!
*I died*
My fav is blood cake
Roger Fajardo and that folks is how you make inedible gluey plasticky cannibal cake batter that also has raw seafood, medication, cold temperatures and tree bark.
@Lolly610 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAA
The day of the year that you, dear Malinda, remindes us of when you graced the world With your precence! Happy birthday human!❤️
M E 9
nora bezanson presence*
1:17
"Combine wheat,"
Minecraft: now that's how you do it
yess
That's literally how minecraft makes cake!
the last 5 words never sounded the same to me after 2020
zucchini,
@@ZacharyLVL15262b l o o d
You should google translate game instructions and then play the game according to the new rules
YES THIS MUST HAPPEN
And yet it would probably change based on the type of game.
Like, board game instructions?
A game like ninesquare? Hide and seek?
A video game?
So many options with very different things it might entail-- like, the rules of the game as in how not to cheat or the rules as in how to actually use the game pieces or whatever or...
?
anyways, YASS :)
OMG YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
*I'M ANGRY ABOUT THE NEW RULES*
YAS
UNO GOOGLE TRANSLATED
"Avoid mixing, or, simply use the pill, to mix it well."
ī_î
Damian Wyrębiak
Better safe than sorry!
Just let someone else do it!
They know you’ll screw it up
😏
ô-ō
I translated HAPPY birthday malinda and got:
Hippy!!! Birthday of the alphabet is missing!!!
The alphabet needs a birthday!!XD
We need to help it
🍰Abc 🍰🎁🎊🎉🎈i found the alphabets birthday the search party is over
Edit _____________________________
Ive watched this vid over 10 times yesterday cause it was my birthday🎂
Well, the alphabet is at least 6,000 years old.
@@lydiaboyle4158 Eh, Still in it's youth at it's peak
"The first 350 foreskins"
I...I...I'll never use Google translate the same way ever again
From now on I'll demand a lit toothbrush on my birthday cake instead of the usual, boring candles!
nuu I shall do that as well. No more candles, such are for muggles...
@nuu Agreed
2:05 the best line of the video
mert ergenç turned into monsters inc XD
I'm quoting this next Halloween.
Loving the intro. Happy birthday!
*bLoOd* I'm dying 😂
This honestly sounds like something GLaDOS would give you as a recipe for cake. Minus all the fish-shaped things and rhubarb.
fellow portal fan-
I mean, Glados would like this cake, it's as deadly as her own
Makes sense to me
I agree
Cant forget the twelve large Geosynthetic Membranes...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could translate fairy tales! Some of the original Grimm fairy tales are only a couple of sentences long, so it could be hilarious...? Maybe? I did love this baking one though!
Third.
+
It’s been 3 years
I think I’ll do it right here
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 then do it dammit 👀
@@Tw0Dots Right 😅
"The first three hundred and fifty foreskins
Not a chance in hell that I'm gonna illustrate that"
Melinda Kathleenn Reese
Ethan Ivanov I LOVE UR PFP!
*Malinda *Kathleen | you’re not a true fan...
Mom, can we eat some chocolate cake?
“We have a chocolate cake at home.”
*The chocolate cake at home:*
Me: “Happy birthday, Melinda! Have an awesome day and lots of love!
Google: “No, Melinda! Great daylight!”
Sooo...
According to Google Translate, Malinda is a vampire now???
@@cloudbear393 Yes, she's in grest danger
*Edit: I'm not gonna change it, it's too good*
Happy birthday Malinda! We love you!!
Happy birthday Malinda! We love you!! Its also my sister's birthday too!!! her sweet 16!!
EmmaHvlogs mine too!
Brooklynn Hill Happy birthday!
Mine was as well!
My sweet sixteen was two months ago too!
Niihau
Me: this was a good video Malinda!
Google translate: Malinda is the finest film😂
Now I want an entire film about Malinda lol
@@clarascats1365 I'd watch it.
@@clarascats1365 now you have it!
I used tips from your video so I didn’t die laughing...
Instead I suffocated by ripping open a cushion and inhaling the feathers and I don’t know how...
Edit: I remember! Someone replied and i remember! I google translated the instructions!
_TwistedTotoro_ no totoro we need you
Oh boy, did you Google translate her instructions?
LandAhoy that was it!
_TwistedTotoro_ _TwistedTotoro_ Well, I hope you're okay, MKR should have warned about that in her video. Google translating safety instructions is a classic mistake and a serious health hazard.
Translate classic board game rules! Monopoly, Scrabble, Yatzee, etc.
Yaaaas
And play it.
Yes
Chess would be best
First grab a character
Find another music
You are happy
You are happy
Happy days, I love Malinda
How happy you are
(That’s the birthday song put through several layers of Google Translate. Happy birthday!!!)
HILARIOUS.
“The first 350 foreskins... not a chance in hell am I going to illustrate that.” 😂
The disappointing aspect is that the best line was the first. It can only go downhill from 350 foreskins.
Good Lord! XD LOL
btw, love the new intro and Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday too you🎶
Happy birthday too you 🎶
Happy birthday to Malindaaaaa🎵🎶
Happy birthday too youuuuuuu🎶
I thought it only fitting to google translate this
Last day of birth
Last day of birth
Birthday birthday
Last day of birth
Cha cha cha
Your reaction makes everything 10x more funniest 😂😂😂
Spotless yep
@@eebertdeebert illustrating right?
Happy birthday, my dear entertainer, you make my days better and I can't see youtube without you anymore!
Translated version:
Happy birthday, my dear guests, you can improve your day and I can not see TH-cam.
This woman deserves waaaaayyyyy more subs than she has
FireRose720 ikr
Agreed
@FiveRose720 Nah it's cool she don't need no normies and there are amazing channels out there with unique, quality content that are substantially more underrated than her. No offense
I'm surprised there's that much food
how tf do you have no username
@TheJesseYouKnow i do, it just doesn't show up sometimes, somewhat common bug since they switched to the @ thing, i didn't do anything
"The water is very rich"
What is it? Fiji water?
101 likes
@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast 102*
@@ElementalDomino2007 ok
@@ElementalDomino2007 103*
@@wonderscenekid 104*
“Until it miss the seasons too.” Shakespeare can’t even!
TheBigVeganGiant misss*
ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa Its missed*
@@lesscrafted You corrected someone but they're right and you're wrong
Not just the glue; I'm not one for blood pudding.
Circle is my favorite color, Stephen Gilberg.
What's wrong with you 2 I cook the same exact cake every year for Christmas, it's delicious. 😋 😋
Or you know the raw meat and fish
@@circle3565 Yeah, I'm a guy so I'd rather not as well.
@@madisongrams2379 Nah the fish is cool with me.
Help ! I don't feel so good after swallowing the pan...
I don't feel very good after eating the 350 foreskins.
Mr stark, I don't feel so good
@@blurrycarpenter5357 I don't wanna go Mr stark
*dies of laughter*
2:27 Update 2.0! Cakes have sounds now before you eat them.
Original text: Happy birthday Melinda!
Google translated: Con Military
I tried to do the same. It legitimately ended up translated as "Happy Birthday to You!" (Though half-way, it said "Congratulations on my Birthday!")
Happy birthday Malinda! We love you so so much!! You have no idea how much you and your videos mean to me. They cheer me up and are my go to videos when I am feeling annoyed, sad or depressed. Thank you so much and have an amazing birthday!
A happy happy scare scare!
Cliché horror movies be like...
2:32 Swallow the pan completely and swiftly. 😳 XD!
I translated happy Birthday and this what I got
Location
Location
New year
Location
Citation Needed just remember the three rules of real estate
@@guidingkeyblade7834 and the fourth is new year
I got
Your birthday is
Your birthday is
The good year, my son, Fergus
Your birthday is
(Fergus was the name we put in)
@@theoumber6604 who is this Fergus you speak of
It's just what my friend put in for the name
kinda reminds of a "how to basic" episode
Maybe this is HowtoBasic's secret. 😱
Maybe... She is HowToBasic
That Dementor CONSPIRACY THEORIES ROLL IN!!!!
Simon Martinez-Herrera Ah, but HowToBasic has already done a face reveal, so it can't be 😜
Galaxypotatolife AJ IT WAS A MASK 😂😂
Malinda is HowToBasic
Nah. She's not obsessed with eggs.
more like "HowToTranslate"
Samuel Lennon everyone is HowToBasic 😂
XD
Lonesome Kidd
The prank I do to my friend
Me: Happy, happy, scare, scare
My friend: What just happened.
1:25 Me when I do a piano exam ... XD
Kerserzthescientist accurate😂😂
Wowzerz happy birthday Malinda hope you have/had a great day!
Edit: you looked so happy when eating the actual cake, same!!
The school across the road is having siren problems. As soon as Malinda started saying Wooooooo! (it’s my birthday) the sirens went off.
P.S: Happy Birthday Malinda
google translated:
There was a problem walking near the school. Malinda said Wooooooo at the beginning! (This is my birthday.) Warning fulfilled.
A.
Note: happy birthday, Malinda
Google translated (my version):
The game makes a hard enter Venus. After I started with a lot ooooooo! (Birthday) Day girl.
Through Christ, St. Malinda
@@ImXyper "A problem walking near the school"... Sirenhead confirmed. xD
...and as I read this comment, I started hearing a siren outside 😅 (genuinely! From some sort of an emergency vehicle)
1:26 and I am crying. I can't belive it! Pure fun! Please do not stop your precisious work. Congrats
No cake was harmed in the making of this video...
Actually, a cake was harmed. First, it had a slice taken from it. Then, the slice had a toothbrush stuck into it. Finally, the slice got eaten. Thus, the cake lost about an eighth of itself in the making of this video.
Caitlyn Kincaid oh, guess I didn’t notice. I am sorry for the loss. RIP cake☹️
@@Pranjal-2007 Alas, Lie is a Cake
Emanating Faucet 😂
No cakes were made in the harming of this video
You could translate short stories.
I translated The Telltale Heart by Edgar Ellen Poe once.
It became very... interesting.
Oooh, Google translating "The Raven" would be... interesting to say the least. ;)
i wonder how the pit and pendulum would turn out since its so dark on its own
I've actually translated the script for the first episode of Yu-gi-oh! the Abridged Series. I've been meaning to record that for a video for about six months now, but I haven't yet because I'm still trying to get all the voices down (mainly Seto Kaiba himself, but all the one-line characters like Mokuba, Croquet and Pegasus as well). You know you have comedy gold when the first line, "Yu-gi-oh! was filmed before a live studio audience", becomes "U-Sepoy O! He fights groups of people".
I’ve translated the raven so many times it’s not even making sense anymore
Alimani and The Relipcullan Anlama Nimlata Pansas, Needed
Traditional traditions, traditional traditions are strong
High La Tate, Priscolos, Kopp Static,
Kwon Kwon-Hoyhenet, bravery, door,
"Visitors," Marmani - J., "Meta on Ovient"
Sealyement.net has worked more "
Oh! Who heard me;
Kvococenio Rohikea Poyka Valadilu Maha
Tumira, Tumari
Lanner Queto Hookeeye Vassland
The aesthetic or rayon-gaak of Harvancin,
He does not do anything else.
Normal: Happy birthday to you Malinda
Google Translate: Anniversary of birth
1:41 lol I'm laughing so hard
It's my birthday too!! OMG WE'RE BIRTHDAY TWINS THATS SO COOL!!!
2:47 THE MOST PERFECT CAKE EVER
Fun fact: Malinda is HowToBasic
No i'm how to basic O_o
5 minutes craft making a DIY cake be like: 2:20
Happy Birthday!!!
I remember a scene from Phineas and Ferb when Candace tried to make a cobbler out of unorthodox ingredients like a pink bow tie.. hahahahaha 😂😂😂
Also, belated happy birthday 😊
Volatile dough 😂
"Hey, we made a salad"
"IT USED TO BE CHOCOLATE CAKE!"
Me during coocking
*cooking
malinda:
"add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl, or the bowl of a stand mixer."
*google translate:*
*"combine wheat, zucchini, blood, milk, milk, parsley and snap in a large chicken or a particular organ."*
😂😂
Happy late birthday!
Andrew / Obsolesce b$@
Happy really late birthday
No we are not the very late birthday squad
*We are the supremely early birthday squad*
Oooh! Cool intro! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And HAPPY HAPPY, SCARE SCARE!!!
And hear we see a women getting poisined by google on her birthday
@Random Relm Nothing to see here, just the usual.
I like the fact that the recipe for chocolate cake has chocolate cake as one of its ingredients.
Best way to spend your birthday? Yes, if you add gradually watermelon!!
YES!!!!!!
Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my!
It's actually "some", not "a", but other than that, do not worry about the demon!
Bailey Hegler son, we speak many words
honestly i was hoping she’d start eating the cake with a toothbrush at the end 😂😂❤️
LODisamazing yeah me too tbh lol. Was a little disappointed when she used a fork lol
That's Esmeraldas Chicken in the cake.
"Wheat, zucchini, BLOOD, milk, milk..."
yes... *B L O O D* goes in chocolate cake. Good Job Google Translate. Very, very great job.....
@Oggy oh. oh i see.
Tillykke med fødselsdagen! ("Happy Birthday!" translated to danish. Greetings from Denmark ;) ) Also, I put "Happy Birthday" through several layers of google translate and ended up with: "Wedding joke"... so Wedding Joke to you
Trine Petersen Hva’ så der Trine!? Så er jeg vist ikke den eneste dansker, der ser Malindas kanal.😊
It's just like "Malanda! Bobby jokes"
Happy birthday! You deserve *EVERY* subscriber you got!
You are the best!
Happy birthday!! Enjoy it!! 🎊🎉🎁🎈🎂
You swallowed that pan quite swiftly. How wide can you open your mouth, anyways? Asking for a friend. lol
“The first 350 foreskins”
I looked “foreskins” up and almost gagged.
The Brainiest Ashes Ever *oH NoES*
Me too 😂
._.
hu?
@EpicEcho im gonna Google it
I think google translate was trying to wish you a happy birthday but then got scared by what ever you were making, aha.
Happy birthday! 🎉
The addition of milk followed promptly by even more milk probably overpowered the taste of blood and glue though, after swallowing the pan completely and swiftly, I don't think you would have much of an appetite left to eat your "cake" (also, I am so sorry that your brand new animated (and possibly sentient) computer monitor with attached keyboard and mouse exploded on your birthday).
lol
@@epsilonjay4123 Ooh, sorry hard
*You touch that new keyboard and mouse like a rebel like you mean it!* *Defiantly*
@@epsilonjay4123 nope ;) defiantly was what I meant.
1:25 THE SOUND EFFECT 😭😭😭
World's best Lasagna
In the Dutch palette, syrup, fry ground, onions and woods are tired until the spring. Connect tomatoes, tomatoes, tomato juices and water. The time is sugar, salt, grape, Italy time, 1 single rocket, pepper, and two-dimensional fragrance. Summer, covered with 1/2 1/2 hours, sometimes falling.
Water-high water quality brings in a gas. Lip nail holder for 8-10 minutes of water supply. Cut ear, and block cold water. In a mixed bag, hold the penis to recrystallize with eggs, calm smells, and 1/2 grams of salt.
Tora is 375 ℃ F (190 ℃).
Together, 9x13 inches finally drop 1 1/2 1/2 in the meat. Make sixty-six soup for the meat. Brush and mix half wheat rice. The higher sections are the Mozilla pencils slices. File 1/1/1 upsets Guatemala Mozarilla, with 1/4 cups of paramount cheese. Repeat the swollen, and then with Mozzarella and Primsason cheese. Foil Cover: Avoid Towel, or Paper Spray Paper, or Finger Fingerprint Finger.
Take up to 25 minutes in the bathroom. Clear the disadvantage, and emphasize it for 25 minutes. Eat 15 minutes before dinner.
Eat 15 minutes before dinner.
What?...
@@theoumber6604 Because then you will decide to just order out for pizza instead.
@@theoumber6604 I'm more worried about *take up to 25 minutes in the bathroom.*
I love how nobody mentions *"hold the penis to recrystallize the eggs"*
Happy birthday song, through google translate:
«There is a happy day!!
There is a happy day!
We want to Malinda!
HELP ME!»
No comments 😂😁
And happy birthday!!🍰🎀🎁🎂🎈🎆🎇🎉
I want this sang when I turn 21.
Long chicken or particular organ. I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying.😂
I translated a line of a song i’ve been listening to pretty often, (fools by Troye Sivan if anyone’s wondering) and I got this:
“I see a quiet night poured over ice and Tanqueray” to
“I was quiet in the night, and Terankee poured out the ice”
“The first three hundred and fifty foreskins... not a chance in hell I’m going to illustrate that”
Damn, Google Translate is savage.
@Yandere Alchemist FR, it's coming out with this on purpose, it knows.
Yandere Alchemist how is that savage
Happy Birthday, Malinda. And here is the Birthday Song, courtesy of Google Translate:
Many years
Many years
For many years, baby, Malinda
Many years
"I mean, hey...! We made a.. salad."
Thank you so much for this video Malinda, I really didn't expect to laugh out loud this much today, yet here I am. Love your videos!
I thought it was pretty hilarious all throughout, but I absolutely lost it at 02:42. 🤣🤣
I mean, hey, we made a....salad....
normal: Happy Birthday you beautiful person.
Google Translate: Happy Birthday. dream.
Oh my gosh! This last weekend, I was JUST thinking about how Google translate would translate a recipe. I really tried doing that on my own, but I didn't get great results. Anyway... Then I immediately thought about you. I thought, "I wonder how Malinda would do this? What would the video look like? I should ask her to translate a recipe. That would be fun!" Then, BOOM! You made a recipe translation video. Yay!!
Thank you so much for translating a recipe!!
Happiest birthday to you, Malinda!!
Happy Birthday!!!
(Random comment alert!!)
The text for the video cut off to “google translate makes my birth”
YEAAAAAHHHHH