Google Translate Sings: "Popular" from Wicked

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  • @kazuhasdeadfriend191
    @kazuhasdeadfriend191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4075

    Everytime I see someone, better than me and face it - no one is.
    I CAN'T, THIS IS JUST OML XD

    • @hollybramhall1351
      @hollybramhall1351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frisk 😂😂

    • @unfabgirl
      @unfabgirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Do not make mini laughter!

    • @siramaytheshowgundragon
      @siramaytheshowgundragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ok....ill make loud lafter! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @wa7saka
      @wa7saka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Now beloved amity, we decided - You are fresh design!

    • @Leoslavv
      @Leoslavv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I see famous people.... :D

  • @elizak4628
    @elizak4628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    Glinda tries to convert Elphaba into the cult of boringness.

    • @cooldevildjva1246
      @cooldevildjva1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Out of jealousy because Elf baba is better than her. She absolutely was unlucky.

    • @ThelordHayden34
      @ThelordHayden34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Christianity ✝️

    • @RazzberryRazor
      @RazzberryRazor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It seems more like choas in the song though-

    • @shedotshearts
      @shedotshearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mecha Sans *Are you saying that we Christians are boring? If so, that is actually really offensive to actual Christians*

    • @ThelordHayden34
      @ThelordHayden34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lady Tryhard no I just randomly said Christianity because she said israulal

  • @escdarkside
    @escdarkside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    ”Please do not make mini laughter!”
    No problem, I was making giant laughter the whole way through.

    • @jubileeYAVEL
      @jubileeYAVEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I had mini laughter, cuz I'm in the middle of my house with all of my siblings asleep and my parents too.

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jubileeYAVEL How dare you make mini laughter

    • @stephanieallisonbell4957
      @stephanieallisonbell4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      obviously i cant have mini laughter and i always laugh my head off at Malinda Kathleen Reese

    • @scftikiwi230
      @scftikiwi230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

  • @birdz987
    @birdz987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    "Elf baba?" I'm already dead.

    • @alexthuene2806
      @alexthuene2806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Matariki Wikaire I lost all my shit at
      *thou shalt....beeeeee....bORinG!*

    • @lokilaufeyson4260
      @lokilaufeyson4260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      twentyonepentatonix's thuene. omg i know right

    • @justinetorres
      @justinetorres 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      twentyonepentatonix's thuene oml pentaholic!! aye!!

    • @birdz987
      @birdz987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Also the *all our state airports really get me..*

    • @lostperson5482
      @lostperson5482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Matariki Wikaire she's a sandal.......

  • @emilyr7888
    @emilyr7888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3873

    *THOU SHALT BE*
    boring!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      meh. sounds like a Shakespeare insult.

    • @kirk6535
      @kirk6535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEA

    • @bellevrkm
      @bellevrkm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @marisrandomchannel6013
      @marisrandomchannel6013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "WHAT!?!"

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In which Glinda converts to Amish. 😂

  • @tatianadeathflame1273
    @tatianadeathflame1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    Elphaba's reactions are hilarious "I don't swing your way" XD

  • @aaaaaaaaaa9735
    @aaaaaaaaaa9735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3340

    “I am a sandal”

  • @mysterysunfurled
    @mysterysunfurled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3869

    how the hell did "La la la la" become "La of la betharia Israel"?

    • @finch9562
      @finch9562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maeve Ulrick agreed

    • @isabelerhart9523
      @isabelerhart9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      İdk

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's Google's power

    • @Disneylover25.
      @Disneylover25. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then We Are Decided because they wrote it. It’s not really google translate.

  • @silverbrumbyfan
    @silverbrumbyfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    You crucified the right man, I love it when Google Translate somehow spoils the plot

    • @orchishmamukherjee5250
      @orchishmamukherjee5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ooh, Fiyero, is that you?

    • @anikahdunn4551
      @anikahdunn4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1:42

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "What's your name, my cheater?"

    • @rosiered6712
      @rosiered6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Knowing the right man gets crucified makes we want to actually watch wicked

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't knew they crucified Elon Mask there.

  • @millemarie4092
    @millemarie4092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    i have come in "moist"
    Ew i hate that wor..
    whispers "i see famous people"

  • @bluemeow8953
    @bluemeow8953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2735

    "Elf baba."
    *Already dead.*

  • @BubblePopShay
    @BubblePopShay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    How did “Popular” become “Boring” 😂😂😂
    I’m dying 😂

    • @MimiTheHamster
      @MimiTheHamster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Eevee _umbreon123 because things that are popular are generally boring

    • @nataliepowers8002
      @nataliepowers8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s actually a synonym for the word.

    • @sophiam642
      @sophiam642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Popular people are very boring as they have no personality and hide behind makeup

    • @whiter4bbit930
      @whiter4bbit930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sophiam642 nothing wrong with makeup babe

    • @sophiam642
      @sophiam642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@whiter4bbit930 yeah your right. Just two girls that bullied me when I was In elementary. I do not judge people on the experience I just stated it here. Thank you very much.

  • @cutenerdgirl9756
    @cutenerdgirl9756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    "miss elfava,"
    "still not my name"

  • @98DSi
    @98DSi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    "maternity knows i had come to seeee-"
    "pls dont be pregnant--"
    *"therefore the child B E G I N S"*
    "NO"

  • @winddragon5691
    @winddragon5691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    'Elf Baba'
    12 seconds in and I'm already laughing

    • @acreforrest
      @acreforrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      s- sayori is that you

  • @batsJoke
    @batsJoke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    'I see famous people!' o.o
    Best line ever, I nearly screamed from laughing. xD

    • @taylorluvshorses16
      @taylorluvshorses16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I laughed, too, because that's how I've always imagine myself meeting celebrities; completely starstruck 😂

    • @aaaton55
      @aaaton55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *PLEASEDONOTMAKEMINILAUGHTER*

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bats.joke I've been laughing to that for days now!

    • @katrisspriordeen1735
      @katrisspriordeen1735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I yebhongo to succeed

    • @pandasforlife1992
      @pandasforlife1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite line is "Due To Popular-Stop!"
      This line has got me laughing for days no!

  • @alexkay3448
    @alexkay3448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    "I don't swing your way" Elphaba, honey, we've all heard What is This Feeling ,':)

    • @aidenoliver1681
      @aidenoliver1681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This comment should have more likes

    • @annie7855
      @annie7855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i yELLED

    • @cortalina8617
      @cortalina8617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yass i was looking for the gays

    • @liam_angel_x5355
      @liam_angel_x5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Actually when I heard that I just thought "plz do there right there from legally blonde"

    • @liam_angel_x5355
      @liam_angel_x5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @שחר א. I don't know that

  • @claywhelan5804
    @claywhelan5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Galinda: You're cute!
    Look, even Google Translate ships it.

  • @Charlie_Ollie
    @Charlie_Ollie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Glinda: “please lead me.”
    Elphaba: “girl, I thought you had this under control.”
    Hahahaha wow

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *It was at this moment Glinda knew, she needed major therapy*

  • @DJD11920
    @DJD11920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    "Human Beings are not quite as boring as me"
    Please tell me that's gonna be on a future t-shirt

    • @nex1484
      @nex1484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would love that soooooo much

    • @ChildofGodjmh
      @ChildofGodjmh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Merch alert! It would be soooooo BORING! :P

    • @kaym4342
      @kaym4342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YAAAAAAAAAAS. EVERYONE COMMENT #HUMANBEINGSARENOTASBORINGASMET-SHIRT (as much as I HATE hashtags, this is for a good cause.)

    • @ChildofGodjmh
      @ChildofGodjmh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katelyn Mcnab How about #HBANABAM ? ;)

    • @hearts4dewi
      @hearts4dewi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dj D. I Am A Sandal!😂

  • @robbie8975
    @robbie8975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    No wonder elphie became the wicked witch of the west.....because Google translate told her to be boring

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair and one universe her mother abandoned her and decided to take care of her younger sister Regina and Regina is the evil queen her self by the way the show I'm talking about is once upon a Time

  • @Dan-Black
    @Dan-Black 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    This is brilliant!
    Even compared to your other Google Translate Sings videos, this is amazingly well done. The facial expressions and other acting are just perfect! Hilarious and lots of fun!
    I'm guessing all the makeup and costumes weren't very easy to do, but you did a great job with those, too.
    Thanks so much for all the work and for sharing with us!

    • @micbrrravo
      @micbrrravo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, xD

    • @ella-strator2107
      @ella-strator2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally! Someone who is not commenting to just quote random sentences from the video and hate on it! You are cool! 😎

    • @ambermillerrr
      @ambermillerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ella-strator2107 I have not seen a single hate comment

    • @ella-strator2107
      @ella-strator2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ambermillerrr Oh jeez I can’t even remember commenting that, in hindsight i sound kinda obnoxious. 😅

    • @ambermillerrr
      @ambermillerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ella-strator2107 it's fine

  • @rainejefferies889
    @rainejefferies889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Elf Baba: I don't...
    Glinda: I understand
    Elf Baba: One of us does
    Pretty much sums up these songs put through Google Translate, there will be someone out there who understands these songs, don't know who but someone must in their own way. XD

  • @felipeclaria7487
    @felipeclaria7487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "When I talk a boy I teach you equal gender autonomy"

    • @maddiechapman7564
      @maddiechapman7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Felipe Clariá late comment but that is the best line

    • @ldubt4494
      @ldubt4494 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@maddiechapman7564agree

    • @FriskDrinksBrisk
      @FriskDrinksBrisk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow so long winded but at least you did say trans rights...

  • @harpie_raven5889
    @harpie_raven5889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    "Maternity know I had come to see"
    *Please don't be pregnant.*
    "Therefore, the child begins"
    *NO!*
    I. Am. DEAD.

    • @cacibellew7334
      @cacibellew7334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 I can’t stop laughing when I read the for a minute and my stomach hurts

    • @isabelerhart9523
      @isabelerhart9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was hilarous

    • @zoey9334
      @zoey9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi
      You copied

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @jackskellington4198
      @jackskellington4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessical.538 Yeah that part was really funny lol 😂

  • @ditdot609
    @ditdot609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Galinda seems a heck of a lot more drunk than I remember...

    • @aidenoliver1681
      @aidenoliver1681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dit Dot lol

    • @mooiioo8094
      @mooiioo8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dit Dot Glinda she changed her name

    • @DavidDobson1993
      @DavidDobson1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂 I think she is the true villain I always knew it, true psychosis is present in this video fresh out of the mental asylum. 😂😂😂 And framed Elf Baba 😂😂😂

    • @isabelerhart9523
      @isabelerhart9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      More like high 😀

    • @shoshanahenson3433
      @shoshanahenson3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think she got in touch with a certain April Rodes

  • @jupiter8711
    @jupiter8711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Malinda: I SEE FAMOUS PEOPLE.
    *Gradually picks up a mirror*
    🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 That would have been hilarious!!

    • @kayliemichelle124
      @kayliemichelle124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheGamingNet Gradually watermelon 🍉

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      69 likes?
      Nice

    • @zagnose
      @zagnose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Jupiter how does it feel to be the largest planet in the solar system?

    • @littleelena6158
      @littleelena6158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WE ALL SEE LUNI

    • @FriskDrinksBrisk
      @FriskDrinksBrisk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @kayliemichelle124 I like shapes, push and pull like the hands of fate

  • @elenagant7122
    @elenagant7122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "everytime I see someone better than me and face it - no one is. They are unlucky"
    YAAAASS QUEEN THAT'S THE CONFIDENCE EVERYONE NEED.

  • @cythatnerd
    @cythatnerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    "I don't swing your way!" Sure, Elphaba. Yeah, you're totally NOT into Glinda at all.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I ship it.

    • @sinkintothemoss7530
      @sinkintothemoss7530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Cy Williams
      Gelphie forever, tbh.

    • @bymeerabrowngothicroyal
      @bymeerabrowngothicroyal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Cy Williams pink goes good with green 💖💚

    • @jinxpianista
      @jinxpianista 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      they have a lot of chemistry, I SHIP IT

    • @kialyreaulo3448
      @kialyreaulo3448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      In the book, they do sleep together after Elphie and Glinda visit the wizard (around Defying Gravity in the musical).

  • @asriellex
    @asriellex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "I dont swing that way."
    haH thats pretty incorrect, and you know it.

    • @graysthegray
      @graysthegray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yup

    • @gamegirlcz1697
      @gamegirlcz1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok now I don't know if this is ship or something I didn't know about Malinda 😂

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gamegirlcz1697 So, guess you haven't seen the Defying Gravity video.

    • @gamegirlcz1697
      @gamegirlcz1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 that was 2 months ago, now I'm knees deep in fandom and I ship it

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gamegirlcz1697 I'm so sorry you got dragged into a fandom. There is never any way out. You're stuck there forever.

  • @emberleaf4768
    @emberleaf4768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    We are number one but by google translate.

  • @WyxienTheFox
    @WyxienTheFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    3:42 "Human beings, are not quite as boring as me!"

  • @maryofbears6252
    @maryofbears6252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Glinda: "I have come in MOIST"
    Elphaba: "Oh, I hate that word!"
    Me: I've never related with anybody more in my life.

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *moist.*

    • @simonsonian8977
      @simonsonian8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At first I thought you were saying you related to Glinda and I...was concerned, to say the least.

    • @etonbachs4226
      @etonbachs4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist
      Yeah, I know. I'm an asshole. Moist.

    • @duanehellier2147
      @duanehellier2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is moist such a hot button word? Cake is delicious moist. Dry cake sucks!!!! Moist is a good thing!!!!!

    • @maryofbears6252
      @maryofbears6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@duanehellier2147 Understandable, and I completely agree with the cake thing. I think it's just the "connotations" of the word?? I've gotten over it now :)

  • @leenik0
    @leenik0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "You have a face"
    _OH NU SHE FOUND OUT OUR SECRET!!!_

    • @dinozrule9001
      @dinozrule9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nikki Le Smol Bean damet

  • @TheBonsaiZone
    @TheBonsaiZone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    I'd like to hear the American national anthem!

    • @samsonwu5753
      @samsonwu5753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      normal version or GTS?

    • @TheBonsaiZone
      @TheBonsaiZone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Google translates of course!

    • @hannahpugmire2580
      @hannahpugmire2580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nigel Saunders oh please yes! 😂

    • @davidmccorkell6076
      @davidmccorkell6076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Considering who's running things now, arbitrarily calling others disgusting and fat is more what I'd expect from America.

    • @bobbuethe1477
      @bobbuethe1477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      O, for example, you can see
      Initially
      When we take pride in love
      New or old?
      Wide strip shining stars
      Terrible war
      We test the flower
      I looked down their guard?
      Shoot a red glow!
      Hope'ia little air.
      Thank you for the night
      They exist in our benchmark
      Oh, flag gently Zip T O K O 'or shake
      Procedure for me
      And brave of the house?

  • @mialucilas.1031
    @mialucilas.1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "I see famous people."
    XD
    And just Elphaba's overall confusion is hilarious

    • @socoolyeahyeah4867
      @socoolyeahyeah4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *elf baba

    • @void4067
      @void4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A weird sixth sense

    • @iditne1096
      @iditne1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GEORGE SALAZAR

    • @adriannawelch6990
      @adriannawelch6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So does she see Kristian Chenewith (sorry if I spelled it wrong )

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adriannawelch6990 or Idina Menzel.

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Human beings
    Are not quite as boring
    As MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That explains it. She's not a good witch. She's an alien from outer space.

  • @gracegrass4462
    @gracegrass4462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Thou shalt be.... boring" OMG I died

  • @jamiehood850
    @jamiehood850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I know this came out a long time ago, and I watched it a long time ago, but just thought I'd point something out that some other people have mentioned: this GTS video, even more than some others, is chock full of memeable lines that would totally be awesome on merch or T-shirts.
    Some of my favorites are:
    1. You are fresh design!
    2. All our state airports really get me!
    3. Thou shalt be boring! OR You plan to be boring!
    4. I am a sandal!
    5. I see famous people
    6. Please do not make mini laughter
    And my personal favorite:
    7. Human beings are not quite as boring as me!

    • @silverwolf28
      @silverwolf28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "My heart has a tendancy to begin hemorrage.
      Get that checked out!"

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget "You crucified the right man!"

    • @jamiehood850
      @jamiehood850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anushasridhar4111 That one's great as well!

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think she means that humans have to look and she doesn't by the wide human beings on as well against me because after all she is a witch and she has magic so she doesn't have to work as hard yes I think talking about herself being boring is talking about how she overused magic

  • @Izzy-us8vg
    @Izzy-us8vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "I am a sandal"
    My new senior quote

    • @keegan6448
      @keegan6448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Izzy Owo Mine is “all our state airports really get me!”

    • @vackstar1235
      @vackstar1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine is "I come in moist"

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine will be "IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAN"

  • @TempestXtreme
    @TempestXtreme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It's official, Google Translate is drunk. All the time.

  • @ThatBlueWanderer
    @ThatBlueWanderer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Elfaba is my favorite part of this video. Her reactions keep me coming back.

  • @snoproblem
    @snoproblem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "Do not make mini-laughter!" I'm so using that.

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to incorporate "please" so as to seem polite haha

  • @n.m.dimmick194
    @n.m.dimmick194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Popular = Boring
    Google Translate speaks the truth!

  • @bleptomaniac
    @bleptomaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    1:48
    "Please don't be pregnant"
    "THEREFORE THE CHILD BEGINS"
    " *_NEOW_* "

  • @crystaleuragon427
    @crystaleuragon427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    'Thou shalt be.............. boring' XD I'm dead

  • @nisa5389
    @nisa5389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    ''Everytime I see someone better than me, and face it - no one is'' humans in a nutshell

    • @pocket-stars
      @pocket-stars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      white men in a nutshell

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That line was for you, Francis.

  • @earthlyf3rn
    @earthlyf3rn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “When I talk with a boy I teach you equal gender autonomy”
    Glinda is woke af?

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glinda is an egotistical Jewish lesbian feminist who’s some kind of designer. Her pregnancy has been making her delusional and very emotional, especially because she’s sick with some heart condition and her colleagues Flirt and Flounce won’t help her. She insults Elphaba relentlessly at first and even threatens to convert her, cuz she’s scared to express her love, but when Elphaba puts up with her nonsense for this long, she opens up.

  • @GabiJonas93xoxo
    @GabiJonas93xoxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    So basically, Glinda is struggling with her sexuality... and she likes Elphaba (Elf Baba) but she's also jealous because Elf Baba is her own person and is comfortable in her own skin, hence why she thinks she's "better than her".... but Glinda wants to convert her into a "boring" religious fanatic like the way she views herself... LOL

    • @GabiJonas93xoxo
      @GabiJonas93xoxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Oh, and she's a Republican lol "aid from the Right"

    • @patrykjadczak3270
      @patrykjadczak3270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't forget about her identity issues, after all she thinks she's a sandal xd

    • @cythatnerd
      @cythatnerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Gabi Perez, Wicked in a nutshell.

    • @idontexist506
      @idontexist506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheArtMonsta when you do the XD thing they have to be capital

    • @kerrisnow813
      @kerrisnow813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TRUE

  • @mysticfalls2201
    @mysticfalls2201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Glinda: I am a sandal
    How to make your hair
    All were genuine worth
    To be feeble!
    Elf Baba: Oh, you ok?
    Glinda: I will help you be boring!
    You crucified the right man
    Elf Baba: No!!!
    XD

  • @silverwolf28
    @silverwolf28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "I don't swing your way!"
    Me: *Holds up the book version* uH

    • @picklebitch6239
      @picklebitch6239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LITERALLYYY

    • @luckyfluf0
      @luckyfluf0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The BOOK says otherwise, green lady-

  • @DisappearingZinc
    @DisappearingZinc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "Therefore, the child begins"
    "NO!"
    I died

    • @emalsfd
      @emalsfd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chi The Waba you should watch her new vid to prevent you from dyibg

  • @WordyWooly
    @WordyWooly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "You're cute!"
    "I don't swing your way!"
    I could totally see that

    • @adriannawelch6990
      @adriannawelch6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So does she see Kristian Chenewith (sorry if i spellt it wrong)

  • @Mollymauking
    @Mollymauking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    OH MY GOD IM DYING
    "You crucified the right man"
    FIYERO. . .

  • @BunnySenpai
    @BunnySenpai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    PLEASE DO NOT MAKE MINI LAUGHTER

    • @kaileewalden3586
      @kaileewalden3586 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bunny Senpai Prime T-shirt material. XD

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bunny Senpai Ok ok I'll just laugh uncontrollably until I die. It won't be mini, I assure you.

    • @auroratheawake8981
      @auroratheawake8981 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunny Senpai too late!

    • @eplisonnualpha7450
      @eplisonnualpha7450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *makes mini laughter anyway*

    • @hundred2949
      @hundred2949 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry

  • @em01455
    @em01455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "PLEASE DONT BE PREGNANT!" Omg 🤣

    • @em01455
      @em01455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "I don't swing your way!" 😂

    • @oliver5714
      @oliver5714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the child begins

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glinda is an egotistical Jewish lesbian feminist who’s some kind of designer. Her pregnancy has been making her delusional and very emotional, especially because she’s sick with some heart condition and her colleagues Flirt and Flounce won’t help her. She insults Elphaba relentlessly at first and even threatens to convert her, cuz she’s scared to express her love, but when Elphaba puts up with her nonsense for this long, she opens up.

  • @lilsisasu
    @lilsisasu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I just realized that Glinda squeals at the beginning “I don’t even know what that means!”

    • @neobritt3271
      @neobritt3271 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the 69th like on this comment

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor6069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "I don't swing your way!"

    • @A.Fort.
      @A.Fort. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's even funnier because in the book Galinda totally has a crush on Elphaba that she never really admits to herself.

    • @greenelephant...ofdoom5527
      @greenelephant...ofdoom5527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It really felt like the author unconsciously shipped them.

    • @MightyMewtron
      @MightyMewtron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Green Elephant... of DOOM didn't he outright say if things went differently they would have hooked up if things went differently

    • @aristidetwain9117
      @aristidetwain9117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know, that line seemed all the weirder to me because at first I didn't remember Elphaba and Glinda aren't sisters in the "Wicked" continuity.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I can't get over your PERFECT facial expressions are. From the craziest lines to the weird sentence changes, IT'S JUST PERFECT

    • @galev3955
      @galev3955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It really adds a lot to the video!

  • @SuperstarBagel
    @SuperstarBagel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:07 "I see famous people"
    Wow.. the Wicked version of "I see dead people"
    😂

  • @Kiki-hb9sw
    @Kiki-hb9sw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I love Elfaba's comments tho

    • @ntm4
      @ntm4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah, they really added a second dimension of humor to the video.
      "Particularly odd communication." Elfaba: "Yeah."

    • @leahwebber4175
      @leahwebber4175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @katelyndaley8827
      @katelyndaley8827 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      best part!

    • @fangirl8319
      @fangirl8319 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @seandenny3026
      @seandenny3026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She wasn't Elfaba, she was Elf baba and Elfava

  • @rebeccathomson8909
    @rebeccathomson8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    She was a sandal
    He was a taxi
    can i make it anymore obvious

  • @devil3sixiyeah295
    @devil3sixiyeah295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You are fresh design (scream '' I don't know what that means,,) 😂😂😂😂

    • @FireBirdYeet
      @FireBirdYeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣 what Malinda wanted to say the entire time 😂

  • @silvercyndaquil8472
    @silvercyndaquil8472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Trying to contain my laughter so I don't wake up my parents. I'm failing.

    • @strawberri3522
      @strawberri3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silver Cyndaquil same

    • @macy4734
      @macy4734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please do not make mini-laughter!!

    • @camdensnyder8894
      @camdensnyder8894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude same, except I'm also trying not to wake up my sister who is sleeping directly below me (bunk beds) and has to wake up early for jury duty tomorrow.

    • @AdorkableArtist92
      @AdorkableArtist92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trying not to wake a cranky three year old from a much-needed nap. Gonna have to stop watching these videos for now or I will definitely wake him up lol.

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's probably why they are failing lmao

  • @jessburton1487
    @jessburton1487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Moist."
    "Ugh I hate that word."
    Same Elf Baba, same.

  • @Dani-it9vc
    @Dani-it9vc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    La of La betharia Israel
    Ok sandal, whatever you say... 😂😂😂

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glinda is an egotistical Jewish lesbian feminist who’s some kind of designer. Her pregnancy has been making her delusional and very emotional, especially because she’s sick with some heart condition and her colleagues Flirt and Flounce won’t help her. She insults Elphaba relentlessly at first and even threatens to convert her, cuz she’s scared to express her love, but when Elphaba puts up with her nonsense for this long, she opens up.

  • @ahamsterwhoneeds7450
    @ahamsterwhoneeds7450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "You're cute!"
    "I don't swing you're way..okay I'm done with this."

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A hamster who needs
      Cousin?
      -Because guinea pigs are sort of like hamsters.-

  • @parrotplan
    @parrotplan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    you need to do "hakuna matata" and "can you feel the love tonight" if you haven't already

    • @BoringGameplay
      @BoringGameplay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes!!!!! why do I get the feeling that can you feel the love tonight will turn into something extremely sexual lol

    • @parrotplan
      @parrotplan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sardothien92 same, but it prob
      probably will tbh

    • @geekygecko1849
      @geekygecko1849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freya Demant Berge yes can you feel the love tonight needs to be done

    • @Heart-kg3lp
      @Heart-kg3lp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've done Hakuna Matata with languages like Afrikaans, Latvian, Russian, Bengali and Marathi... and English:
      When cool chick
      (If you have a cool chick is)
      I must admit, working prison
      Sound sensation
      Old Girl Found
      Total points: Dig war
      "Come to me all the time that I was wrong,
      The important thing to remember
      Kuna, Matata says
      sound
      Kuna, Matata says
      This text Dementia
      This does not mean that we do not have to worry about
      For a limited time,
      Free Intellectual Confusion
      Kuna, Matata says
      I'm a little DEET when
      (I was a little DEET)
      There is no communication, there is still a reflection of
      I've got a game to play
      I have a tree, the tree can not be seen
      Open the front
      more sand
      This is a step forward, and another to life
      Believe me,
      (Take me)
      I heard
      (He)
      necessary
      heard
      Kuna, Matata says
      sound
      Kuna, Matata says
      This text Dementia
      This does not mean that we do not have to worry about
      For a limited time,
      Free Intellectual Confusion
      Kuna, Matata says
      Kuna, Matata says
      I hope that,
      The best performance of any damage in the gut
      and coolness
      Some say it is a waste of time
      But I do not know;
      This idea is nothing less than a crime
      We are wise, because the country
      Kuna, Matata says
      sound
      Kuna, Matata says
      This text Dementia
      This does not mean that we do not have to worry about
      For a limited time,
      Free Intellectual Confusion
      Kuna, Matata says
      sound
      Kuna, Matata says
      This text Dementia
      This does not mean that we do not have to worry about
      For a limited time,
      Free Intellectual Confusion
      Kuna, Matata says

    • @parrotplan
      @parrotplan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Travis YAAAS

  • @foxtatertot
    @foxtatertot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:46 Glinda! Elphaba is an Athiest! -i read the books-

  • @212xyz2
    @212xyz2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Glinda is a sandal . Seems legit

  • @caden4162
    @caden4162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I like how she keeps on talking about Elfbaba being boring but at the end she's like "but i am the most boring of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!"

  • @ryanhoulihan9279
    @ryanhoulihan9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    " Annihilate business problems "
    *shows a picture of Donald Trump*
    Oh, Malinda..I love you and this video so much--

  • @quiondasjj9293
    @quiondasjj9293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "I see famous people"
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL IM DEAD

  • @yiopanda6014
    @yiopanda6014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Boring! You plan to be boring!" "I will help you be boring!" "You are very boring!" "Boring!"

  • @foxtatertot
    @foxtatertot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "And when someone needs conversion!"
    Me: *looking at the two times in the book that Glinda and Elphaba kissed.* GLINDA

  • @lort8334
    @lort8334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "i don't swing your way"
    except they kissed in the book and are both 100% bi

  • @itsjustjosie8899
    @itsjustjosie8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I think the best part is Elphaba's reactions

    • @rogerfajardo352
      @rogerfajardo352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it'sjustjosie You mean elf baba. Oop, sorry, I meant Elfava.

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roger Fajardo you mean Calender

    • @anushasridhar4111
      @anushasridhar4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Garinda" or Calendar. Glinda is the calendar and sandal lmao

  • @kayliemichelle124
    @kayliemichelle124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How did “So let’s start” become “therefore the child begins”

  • @Hello-is9ed
    @Hello-is9ed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Thou shalt be.......BORING YOU PLAN TO BE BOORING XD

  • @saeorwss1670
    @saeorwss1670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    THOU SHALT BE

    • @cutenerdgirl9756
      @cutenerdgirl9756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      lovelive addicted ... BORING... you plan to be boring... :) sorry had to

    • @Jay-nr6ge
      @Jay-nr6ge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I don't - * I also had to *

  • @theuntamedleo
    @theuntamedleo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Galinda: Miss Elfava... You see.. You're cute!~
    Me: :O Omg, YAY! Google Translate shipped Gelphie!
    Elphaba: I don't swing your way! Ok girl, I gotta go!
    Me: SiLeNt ScReAm Of LeSbIaN FrUsTrAtIoN-

  • @JohnSears
    @JohnSears 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Would love to see a cover of "Dancing Through Life" from Wicked with Peter Hollens.

    • @DrNiCoH
      @DrNiCoH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Sears this should be a top comment!!!
      #HollensFamily present!!!

    • @kristenmcgeorge3677
      @kristenmcgeorge3677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh my god, that would be amazing!

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @mehmehmeh6130
      @mehmehmeh6130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did sing few of it in his wicked medly

    • @bryanross4127
      @bryanross4127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES PLEASE

  • @anthonyrosenthal3674
    @anthonyrosenthal3674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This was hilarious! I would love to see Falsettos Google Translate. These videos are so funny!

    • @anthonyrosenthal3674
      @anthonyrosenthal3674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was my fave yet thoigh

    • @sydclem
      @sydclem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeS i want a falsettos one

    • @bingobongo7895
      @bingobongo7895 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sydclem SAME

    • @bingobongo7895
      @bingobongo7895 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony I love you!!
      Btw Malinda Please I hope you do Falsettos Google translate :')

  • @supersaturn4742
    @supersaturn4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Elf Baba" means "Elf Father" in Turkish.

  • @sophedwards3839
    @sophedwards3839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE PAINTED HER WHOLE FACE AND NECK GREEN JUST FOR A VIDEO💙💙💙

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you seen her Ursula makeup?

    • @zackhayes1273
      @zackhayes1273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So blinds doesn't Mind elf Baba (LOL!) making laughter, but she doesn't like her making mini laughter? LOLOLOL!!!!!

    • @reis5011
      @reis5011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soph Edwards and hand

  • @mehmeh5615
    @mehmeh5615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Rember, do not make mini laughter

  • @ella_idontknow5794
    @ella_idontknow5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:06 Googlinda: I have come in moist
    Elphaba: Ew, I Hate That Word
    Googlinda: I see famous people
    I Love that line, it gets me crazy.

  • @aliyamohammed9999
    @aliyamohammed9999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Who wished this was actually a song

    • @gigigonzalez1820
      @gigigonzalez1820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aliya Mohammed MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kellyandalexisplexico9584
      @kellyandalexisplexico9584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this would make a hilarious song

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aliya Mohammed Technically it IS a song. A parody song. Just because it's not on the radio doesn't mean it's not a real song. Parody songs ARE real songs just songs of a different subgenre. Some people, such as Weird Al, are able to go mainstream with their parodies.

    • @retrobo6173
      @retrobo6173 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creepypasta & Squirrels-Ami E. Bowen agreed

  • @ellesetiya3236
    @ellesetiya3236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "all our state airports really get me!"
    Did that make you die, too?

    • @annagates6069
      @annagates6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously

    • @costanzaf.l6639
      @costanzaf.l6639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg! I just turned it into 100!! it's my first time!!!😀😀😀

  • @corinne5953
    @corinne5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Am I the only one who died at “please don’t not make mini laughter”

  • @trashtrash5010
    @trashtrash5010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *Please don't be pregnant!*

  • @crazinessrandomness1249
    @crazinessrandomness1249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Ephaba's lines:
    00:12
    --No... That's--
    00:17
    --Uhh. Awesome? I don't really--I don't really want to be 'fresh--'
    00:22
    --One of us does.
    00:30
    --That's a rough life. ((music)) Ah, what?
    00:38
    --Whoa.
    00:48
    --You should get that checked out!
    00:49
    --What, no--!
    1:03
    --You have a face.
    1:07
    --Okay.
    1:09
    --Girl, that's out of control. I don't--
    1:14
    --Okay, great.
    1:21
    --Wait, what?? ((Glinda speaks)) What, no, I don't. ((Glinda speaks)) Cool.
    1:39
    --Ooh, you okay?
    1:40
    --No!
    1:49
    --Wait, don't be pregnant. ((Glinda speaks)) No!
    1:59
    --Ugh.
    2:07
    --Oh, I hate that word.
    2:30
    --Okay, we get it, I'm boring. Can we, like, move on, maybe?!
    2:38
    --Oh.
    2:49
    --Yeah!
    2:52
    **giggling**
    3:02
    --It's not, though.
    3:05
    --Yeah..
    3:09
    --Uh, but I don't WANT, though, I didn't.... ((goes on))
    3:14
    --Still not my name.
    3:18
    --I don't swing your way, girl! You know what? I've gotta go..

  • @KrystentheSesameSimpsonsGirl
    @KrystentheSesameSimpsonsGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Now beloved Amity we decided"
    The Owl House fandom has entered the chat.

  • @OhMyGodGiveMeAName
    @OhMyGodGiveMeAName 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Oh my God, I laughed so hard at the first "boring"!
    This translation is insane, so different from the original.

  • @zuoelu
    @zuoelu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    YOU ARE *FRESH DESIGN!*

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EeeeIdon'tevenknowwhatthatmeeeeaaaans!

    • @Dodl1
      @Dodl1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh Dumbledore...

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I don't swing your way!"
    Keep telling yourself that, Elphaba ;P

  • @kayaaa2686
    @kayaaa2686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    _y o u c r u c i f i e d t h e r i g h t m a n._

    • @remalies8309
      @remalies8309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *_t h o u s h a l t b e. . . . b o r i n g_*

    • @bye2014
      @bye2014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JESUS! NUUU U KILLED HIM

    • @raymondsmith657
      @raymondsmith657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_I A M A S A N D L E_*

    • @auberrydarren32
      @auberrydarren32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erica Kovach PLEASE DO NOT MAKE MINI LAUGHTER!

  • @divm23
    @divm23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "You gonna gummy bear, your human discovery"
    Me: What...XD

  • @adrianbravos9409
    @adrianbravos9409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "You cruicified the right man" OMG I AM DYING XD

  • @bradleygaleazzo7024
    @bradleygaleazzo7024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Thou Shalt Be" *wiggles fingers* I'M DEAD XD