america:with security. willy wonka (the truth): wait. stop that, flip it and reverse... america: without security. conspiracy theorists: we were right all along! wallmart in america: we sell things, guns, and vidio games to kids! *hears the violent vidio games thing* *and removes all video games* also wallmart: i wonder why that didn't lower school shootings?donald trump said that he will not be impeached... perhaps, but people would pay a lot of money to see him dead...
As an American, I am extremely proud of our yellow, yellow sandwich heritage and I truly believe that the only sea worthy of any recognition is the Baltic Sea.
Citizen: "The sky is blue" Politician: "Actually in my opinion the sky is red so you should die" Citizen: "No but the sky is blue, just look up" Politician: "Buddy, have you ever seen a sunset before? What an idiot" Citizen: "But that's only the horizon during the sunset!" Idiot: "No no actually he's correct the sky is red in my opinion" Citizen: "YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINION THAT DEFIES REALITY" Idiot: "Relax, it's not like 2 + 2 = 10 ya moron" Politician: "ACTUALLY 2 + 2 = 10 in base 4" Idiot: "Oh yeah, 2 + 2 = 10 :D" Citizen: "Only in base 4 though!" Politician: "So you're saying that base 4 doesn't matter?" Citizen: "No I'm saying normally 2 + 2 = 4" Idiot: "I think we need to cancel him, wadda ya say?" Politician: "Yep. He's racist against base 4 and the color red"
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal I try not to sing things that Also with Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideas we shouldn't settle for less these are wise words and apprise a man quotum don't be surprised you guys cuz I wrote E'm
@@StrazdasLT. correction. Muslims live with Christian and others at the same land we call it Earth. I'm not American btw I'm Malaysian. As a Malaysians we don't allowed to said racists thing towards another ethnics or religions if you do it in public you will thrown in jail especially toward Muslims Malays or Indigenous.
@@madnope506 same as third indonesians we are not allowed to insult people from another religions (tolerance rule) This tolerance rule apply to every religion that are within the country Borders
@@inary682 Tolerance rule sounds more like an easy rule to take advantage of politically speaking. I'd move out if I were you unless you want to be the next innocent imprisoned for no good reason.
OMG NOTEBLOCK LIZARD I LOVE WHAT YOU DO!!!! ITS SO COOL HOW YOU CAN MAKE ALL THOSE SONGS JUST USING NOTEBLOCKS!!!! SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!
@@clairedarkstorm8038 Because a lot of citizens of the USSR spoke Russian? In all seriousness, though, I have not been able to find any way for Russian to turn the tourist attractions to Свинья!
A conclussion from this video: The US is in the Baltic sea, and we are all fountains in a laboratory. And there are pigs that want a free education for the United nations. Also, god acted against americans with a perfume with a smell of yellow yellow sandwiches. And the europeans games are about muslim brotherhood.Very good one, google Edit: 31 likes?! Wow, thats the most i’ve got! Thx u! Edit 2: 54?! Edit 3: OMFG! Thx u guys!
That inspired me to translate the Canadian anthem. Here it is: About canada Shelter and our land! Lovely love is very good. We can barely grow The northern end is very weak! Step by step Or Canada, we hope. God has a great house! Or Canada, we hope. Or Canada, we hope.
I think she actually would like to do it, given her good sense of humor, but she doesn't want to get in trouble with the overly sensitive people on the internet nowadays. She's being careful, and i understand.
David Thompson See I always feel like Americans tend to value their flag and anthem over their actual people. Disrespecting one of those is a breach of citizenship, but behaviour and actions outside of that to fellow people is out in the open. Guess it's just weird to me to place such high values on what should be only symbols of your country and message, it's those ideas you have to put in practise. The "Land of the Free," will never exist in a piece of cloth or song. I mean you are the same country that demonises dropping the flag or ripping it etc, but plasters it on all your clothes at the same time. (Of course other countries do this, mine included, but we don't place an overly high value on our flag and our version of "disrespect" to it is way more relaxed.) I don't know, maybe it's just cultural differences. I'd be happy to hear a mistranslated Amhrán na bhFiann. At the end of the day a national anthem is just a song, which, even if it is poked fun at a bit, it's original meaning and value to a country won't change.
2:15 Me: watching Malinda's video thinking it will be funny as usual, then I get to this part and combust into a state of existential crisis AND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE US
“We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal” I legit read that in the Schuyler sisters tune. Thanks Angelica for ruining my life. Actually it’s Lins fault. GOD DAMMIT FOR MAKING GOOD MUSIC LIN.
Alva E same! 😂 Though the perfect trio for ruing your life is definitely Lin, Leslie, and Szin (she made animatics) TOO MUCH EMOTIONS I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH!!!
oh yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure Washington was like, "oh no not these children again" when he wakes up and realizes its Cabinet Battle day. But yeah, Thomas should also be involved here. Gotta have mac n cheese man.
Since you wouldn't do it, this American will do it for you: Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light *See you tomorrow* What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? *Are you proud of the past?* Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, *Are you sleeping soundly?* O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? *Is it true that there is a big wall on the wall?* And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, *The explosion left, the game in the air.* Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. *We have a flag today.* Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave *Sorry, you got this reference* O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? *Is this where the heroes live in a criminal village?*
I was expecting the Pledge of Allegiance to be included. Anyway, I will definitely back your 2020 political campaign on the platform of "Make America fountains again."
„Those who are under the banner of the Alliance and the Republican Party know that they are people who use the name of God and the government.“ Here you have the correct Pledge of Allegiance.
When you see your hometown on the baltic sea map, have a short moment of national pride and you ask yourself:" Is this how Americans feel all the time?"
The Declaration of Independence according to Google Translate: We will debate the truth All people are alike They have participated in the convention Some advantages They are Living Free and good study
@@theramendutchman I know it wasn't supposed to make sense, but it does, anyways: after all, not only has the United States of America been in the United Nations since the latter's founding in 1945, it's also a member of the United Nations Security Council! Hence, the phrase "We are in the United Nations" makes sense for the USA... and 192 other countries!
@@theramendutchman Did you even watch the video?! We are an experiment that is conducted by the United Nations! XD (Edited because autocorrect changed is to I'd)
Me too, Julia, me too. My friends and I (we're Italian) have always wondered how life in America is, the land of freedom, an international superpower, a technologically advanced country and... I guess the homeland of fountains.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal" And when I'll meet Thomas Jefferson, (ha!) I'mma compale him to include women in the sequel, WORK!
On America the Beautiful I got “Oh Heaven happy, Wave in the desert Princess Bergzene Staff America, America, Betrayal of God’s grace The crown is good for the brothers, Water in the ocean”
This is what I got: Oh, how wonderful the sky is! Food offer For the beauty of the king It is easy or more! United States! United States! God gives you mercy, And build relationships with your brother. From the sea to the sea
I tried as well and got: "Bread and barley were open. It produced clear results for the US, the US and God. Go to the sea." I don't understand how it got so short though
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL ! *WORK!*
So, it sounds like you're proposing that the Muslim Brotherhood should conquer the Baltic Sea. Yeah, you're gonna be on the do not fly list for a few decades. :p
The interesting thing is that increase of muslims to Sweden and Germany after the Syrian Refugee crisis, hopefully that isn't conquering going on but peaceful integration.
"They have participated in the convention with some advantages - they are living!" Well that summarises Trump and Kim Jong-Un's relationship XD Now where did I put my nukes?...
For all of my fellow Aussies: Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free With golden soil And wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea Our land abounds in Nature’s gifts Of beauty Rich and Rare In history’s page let every stage Advance Australia Fair Beneath our radiant Southern cross We’ll toil with hearts and hands To make this common wealth of ours Renowned of all the lands! For those who’ve come across the seas We’ve boundless pkains To share! With courage let us all combine to Advance Australia Fair! In joyful strains that let us sing Advance Australia Fair~
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#makeamericafountainsagain
Malinda Kathleen Reese do firework from Katy Perry! In Google translate!
Happy 4th of July Translate!!!!!
This is the first time that I've commented on a youtuber's comment without it having 500+ comments first!
plz do Dream it Possible
"We will debate the truth!"
"Some advantages"
"To assure that we and our banks are blessed with freedom".
Google gets America.
america:with security. willy wonka (the truth): wait. stop that, flip it and reverse... america: without security. conspiracy theorists: we were right all along!
wallmart in america: we sell things, guns, and vidio games to kids! *hears the violent vidio games thing* *and removes all video games* also wallmart: i wonder why that didn't lower school shootings?donald trump said that he will not be impeached... perhaps, but people would pay a lot of money to see him dead...
3:20 to 3:22 so true. so true.
True
GOD SAVE AMERICA. OUR SONGS ARE BEING CORRUPTED, PEOPLE ARE GOING NUTS. AND SOCIALISTS WERE COMING SOONER THAN EXPECTED!
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
As an American, I am extremely proud of our yellow, yellow sandwich heritage and I truly believe that the only sea worthy of any recognition is the Baltic Sea.
Fuzzy Stripetail me too :D
I mean, we have Philly cheesesteaks...
Would those be egg sandwiches?
Also can I put in a plug for the Irish Sea and the North Sea? Nope? OK!
From my home to Baltic sea is 10 min walk and I swim in it when it's warm
Yup!
"We will debate the truth."
Ouch. Google Translate understands the US a little too well.
Lyn Yeah hurts.
“Some advantages”
THE EARTH IS FLAT
OCT 8th 1492
WesLuvsBtr October 8 is my birthday.
"We will debate the truth!"
-Every known politician in history
uhhhh i saw this and was reading it while malinda was saying it-
Oh God- I read politician as pelican! 🤣🤣
Citizen: "The sky is blue"
Politician: "Actually in my opinion the sky is red so you should die"
Citizen: "No but the sky is blue, just look up"
Politician: "Buddy, have you ever seen a sunset before? What an idiot"
Citizen: "But that's only the horizon during the sunset!"
Idiot: "No no actually he's correct the sky is red in my opinion"
Citizen: "YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINION THAT DEFIES REALITY"
Idiot: "Relax, it's not like 2 + 2 = 10 ya moron"
Politician: "ACTUALLY 2 + 2 = 10 in base 4"
Idiot: "Oh yeah, 2 + 2 = 10 :D"
Citizen: "Only in base 4 though!"
Politician: "So you're saying that base 4 doesn't matter?"
Citizen: "No I'm saying normally 2 + 2 = 4"
Idiot: "I think we need to cancel him, wadda ya say?"
Politician: "Yep. He's racist against base 4 and the color red"
@@MandMs05 This is so funny...XD
or a fox news anchor
"To ensure that we and our banks are blessed with freedom" - Google Translate knows the truth, that's for sure!
But will it debate it? That is the question.
"To ensure that we and our banks are blessed with freedom" - (probably) Alexander Hamilton
Depressed Hero Films yes XD
How did you find out this top secret information
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal
I try not to sing things that
Also with
Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideas we shouldn't settle for less these are wise words and apprise a man quotum don't be surprised you guys cuz I wrote E'm
EVERYONE
STAN ALEXANDER HAMILHAM
hamilton fan97 you don’t know how BAD it was to hold it in.
So our conclusion is that the united nations had a lab and that's how the us was created.... and we are all fountains?
Eh it explains a lot
Wasn't there a song Climb every Fountain?
It's certainly a reference to the Fountainhead. You know, to balance out the socialists in the first document.
Yes. We are all just fountains.
Fountains of money and resources (Including human resources) for the people who run the lab, probably.
“God acted against me and celebrate Muslim Brotherhood the Baltic Sea”
I died
I mean, its not wrong. Muslims have taken over lands that christians held sacred sn god is clearly on their side.
@@StrazdasLT. correction. Muslims live with Christian and others at the same land we call it Earth. I'm not American btw I'm Malaysian. As a Malaysians we don't allowed to said racists thing towards another ethnics or religions if you do it in public you will thrown in jail especially toward Muslims Malays or Indigenous.
@@madnope506 same as third indonesians we are not allowed to insult people from another religions (tolerance rule)
This tolerance rule apply to every religion that are within the country Borders
@@StrazdasLT it's funnier when you know both kinda worship the same god
@@inary682 Tolerance rule sounds more like an easy rule to take advantage of politically speaking. I'd move out if I were you unless you want to be the next innocent imprisoned for no good reason.
"We will debate the truth!"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but this is painfully accurate.
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
#MakeAmaricaFountinsAgain
#MakeAmericaFountionsAgain
"Hijab, which requires a long time."
I'm not even kidding, hijabs are so hard to wrap perfectly.
I can imagine they do... I mean, why take so much time to wrap up your hair in something that ends up looking like, well, hair?
That’s so true
@@japanpanda2179 They remind me more of lion manes than hair, it's pretty cool in a way.
@@fatimafarid6999 Interesting, that does sound cool
Lol, I’m a Muslim male and still can confirm this Xd
"It's the for- oops!" -Excellent start to an excellent video.
As a Canadian neighbour, I found this very educational!
And my cheeks hurt now XD
It's nice to see you here Noteblock Lizard. :)
OMG NOTEBLOCK LIZARD I LOVE WHAT YOU DO!!!! ITS SO COOL HOW YOU CAN MAKE ALL THOSE SONGS JUST USING NOTEBLOCKS!!!! SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!
Same, I'm Canadian and I'm confused.
Happy late Canada Day!!
Tina HAPPY CANADA DAY!
“Americans! Americans!”
“God acted against me.”
As an American I can say, that’s about accurate right now
Yeah I would say that hits home now more than ever
Forget right now, I think that's more always
European games! (Wrong continent google). Americans! Americans! God acted against me! (My cat got off my belly cos I was laughing too hard)
Google is bri'ish.
@@samanthabishop6251 nah it's probably nothing
I'd love to know the translation process that resulted in "purple mountain majesties" being reduced to "pigs".
Are you saying they are not?
as someone who lives near the Rocky mountains I can confirm that they are in face pigs
But, you know...
The Baltic Sea
Probably got translated through Russian
@@clairedarkstorm8038 Because a lot of citizens of the USSR spoke Russian? In all seriousness, though, I have not been able to find any way for Russian to turn the tourist attractions to Свинья!
"Provide for the common defence..."
"Without security" 😆
willy wonka pulled out a big one on america
*"Without security"*
What about 9/11?
Umm we make our own security so the government can get the people to fight abroad
We do have security. 2nd amendments: right to bear arms. We’ll just fight them off ourselves!
"We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal" *screams in schuyler sisters*
AND PEGGY
SAME
AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMMA COMPELL HIM TO INCLUDE _WOMEN_ IN THE SEQUEL
*_WORK_*
oh please no more Hamilton...
Zelda Player TOO BAD
"... and we are all just, fountains?"
*questioning my identity as a human*
#makeamericafountainsagain
Men are if u get what I'm sayin
"We will debate the truth" is exactly how all politicians have translated this line since it was written.
She should've made "we will debate the truth" look like a Trump-tweet! :D
WELL, APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE think that the US is on the Baltic Sea!
Josh Bray well.. Baltic states 😂
United Sultanates of the Baltic Sea, since they live in the Muslim Brotherhood
Maybe it's some sort of reference to trump?
...Wait, The US is Åland?
Your right! I can't beleive people don't know that the USA in the Mediterranean Sea!
"Americans! Americans; God acted against me!" 😂
Kuwait is that you?
god hates google translate
Countries other than America:
this aged well
@@Darkness-uf2hr 😂
Me from Lithuania, living near the Baltic Sea: *NICE*
I know a guy from Lithuania! What is it like there? I hope you have a great life there. 😊😊
I live near the baltic
@@jessr6925 no its not im lithuanian too we dont even have a starbucks
A fellow Lithuanian? Kaip sekasi? Kaip karantinas?
O, kiek islamo draugijos narių pas mus
Please translate an Airline safety instruction presentation thing 🙏😂
Sambor Puskas Oh yes please
Omg yes!!
Sambor Puskas YESSSSS
Yes
I said that too!!
With certain unalienable Rights
- some advantages-
I'm sorry Malinda, I know you made a video about this but I think I'm gonna laugh till I choke😂
If you are going to laugh till you choke, you should watch another video she made: th-cam.com/video/H6_9hOQOKzQ/w-d-xo.html
Kitty Cat Luna yeah that's the video I was reffering too.....
Ok (:
Kitty Cat Luna hehe 😅
Somehow "some advantages" instead of "inlienable rights" describes the USA perfectly at its current stage....
And celebrate Muslim Brotherhood
The Baltic Sea!
Died laughing
so america is a radical muslim country on the baltic sea?
seems legit
Lithuania
Laugh safely
Ikr- America is not even a Muslim country 😂😂
@@aixie8559 George Soros, a Hungarian American, is sponsoring the Muslim Brotherhood though.
"We will debate the truth!"
Europe's reaction: 3:16
Also me, an American.
And me, a Australian
Also Me, a American!
And me, a British
I was confused cause I saw your comment before I got to that point in the video but when I did get there, I died laughing cause it's so damn accurate.
A conclussion from this video:
The US is in the Baltic sea, and we are all fountains in a laboratory. And there are pigs that want a free education for the United nations. Also, god acted against americans with a perfume with a smell of yellow yellow sandwiches. And the europeans games are about muslim brotherhood.Very good one, google
Edit: 31 likes?! Wow, thats the most i’ve got! Thx u!
Edit 2: 54?!
Edit 3: OMFG! Thx u guys!
I’ll make that 32
34 : >
51
60 😄
*yellow YELLOW sandwiches lol
That inspired me to translate the Canadian anthem. Here it is:
About canada
Shelter and our land!
Lovely love is very good.
We can barely grow
The northern end is very weak!
Step by step
Or Canada, we hope.
God has a great house!
Or Canada, we hope.
Or Canada, we hope.
XD That's great
Erin McFetrick beautiful!~ Love from America!
no, _lovely_ love from America.
XD
Why does canada hope
1:08 "They have participated in the Convention"
_Hamilton at the Constitutional Convention_
I WAS CHOSEN FOR THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!
Rioforever Plays There is a New York junior delegate
This is so random but the way Manuel says “I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention” makes me happy.
HAMILHAM HAMMOCK STAND ABDOMEN ANAGRAM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Namjoon’s Crabs LARGE BAGUETTE
Original: for purple mountain magesties
Google translate: for pigs
I have many questions.
Marisol Capra I have questions I have questions hunting me
You have 69 likes. Whoever turns it into 70 has my hatred.
OKAY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE 69?! Just me..?
I'm just gonna go cry in meme.
@@Shalalalala_666 I feel your pain.
Pigs are great what can I say who gives a bleep about mountains
Actually, I'd kind of like to see you translate the American National anthem.
But she values her citizenship! ; )
That'd be cool. But yeah, she doesn't wanna disrespect her country. (Also if u wanna get technical it's called the Star Spangled Banner)
I think she actually would like to do it, given her good sense of humor, but she doesn't want to get in trouble with the overly sensitive people on the internet nowadays. She's being careful, and i understand.
It will probably say something about immigrates fighting in the Caribbean for the Mole people.
David Thompson See I always feel like Americans tend to value their flag and anthem over their actual people. Disrespecting one of those is a breach of citizenship, but behaviour and actions outside of that to fellow people is out in the open. Guess it's just weird to me to place such high values on what should be only symbols of your country and message, it's those ideas you have to put in practise. The "Land of the Free," will never exist in a piece of cloth or song. I mean you are the same country that demonises dropping the flag or ripping it etc, but plasters it on all your clothes at the same time. (Of course other countries do this, mine included, but we don't place an overly high value on our flag and our version of "disrespect" to it is way more relaxed.)
I don't know, maybe it's just cultural differences. I'd be happy to hear a mistranslated Amhrán na bhFiann. At the end of the day a national anthem is just a song, which, even if it is poked fun at a bit, it's original meaning and value to a country won't change.
3:16 these expressions are the most accurate things I have ever encountered when talking about americans, even with other americans
as in, this is how other americans about americans
*WE WILL DEBATE THE TRUTH*
Already off to a great start!
Google:
" hijab"
" Muslim brotherhood"
Me: Aw, thanks
We love freedom of religion. :) I have several Muslim friends, so I wish people could be more accepting in this country.
What is a hijab
@@violetlover3628 a head covering muslim women wear. You can look them up.
@@fiveelevenevan ok thx you
:D
2:15 Me: watching Malinda's video thinking it will be funny as usual, then I get to this part and combust into a state of existential crisis AND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE US
Mimi Angel mood
Exactly my thought process
On this blessed day, let us remember what America is truly about:
The Baltic Sea.
Shiny!
I mean... Ya'll did get a lot of early immigration from those parts, so.... Sort of? \_0.0_/ xD
Please make a "we are all fountains" shirt please!!!
That's actually a good idea.
YES
Nobody:
Still Nobody:
Not one soul:
Google translate: *"yElLoW yElLoW sAndWhicH"*
Heard you were talkin crap
I’m a soulless nobody it seems
For some reason i read that in the frozen melody
“We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal” I legit read that in the Schuyler sisters tune. Thanks Angelica for ruining my life. Actually it’s Lins fault. GOD DAMMIT FOR MAKING GOOD MUSIC LIN.
Alva E same! 😂 Though the perfect trio for ruing your life is definitely Lin, Leslie, and Szin (she made animatics)
TOO MUCH EMOTIONS I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH!!!
Lin has ruined us all, but we love him for it! Lol
very much true.
So many comments on Schuyler Sisters, what about Cabinet battle 1#?
oh yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure Washington was like, "oh no not these children again" when he wakes up and realizes its Cabinet Battle day. But yeah, Thomas should also be involved here. Gotta have mac n cheese man.
'we hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal'
*Schuyler sister's playing on repeat in my head*
me reads comment and suddenly feels urge to sing the Schuyler sisters
"y hav u done this to me.."
"Some advantages" oh good, i thought we we´re screwed.
Since you wouldn't do it, this American will do it for you:
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
*See you tomorrow*
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
*Are you proud of the past?*
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
*Are you sleeping soundly?*
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
*Is it true that there is a big wall on the wall?*
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
*The explosion left, the game in the air.*
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
*We have a flag today.*
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
*Sorry, you got this reference*
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
*Is this where the heroes live in a criminal village?*
@@kbye2321 this translation almost hurts because it can be almost true sometimes :')
This translation is interesting
Ha
Anyone know why she didn’t? Please tell me there is no controversy around the national anthem.
@@coreyklaustermeier7329 dunno, but I have a feeling that there are some people who would make a big deal out of it because they have no chill.
I'm from England but I hope that all Americans had a great Independence Day❤️
**reads title**
I don't think it's Google translate that's destroying America....
bailal1
I think it’s America that’s destroying America
Crazy Cat Lady Esquire 👏👏👏👏
... it's Vladimir Putin!
America or the United States? I'm Canadian and this is not that bad on our side of the border wich is still in America..
You're right
When was it ever fixed to begin with?
0:59
internet arguements in a nutshell
True
No way!! Things work like pasta. Remember to sneak in laundry sauce and snow cones lead to graves.
1:39
As a girl that wears hijab... I've never heard a sentence truer than that one😂
I was expecting the Pledge of Allegiance to be included.
Anyway, I will definitely back your 2020 political campaign on the platform of "Make America fountains again."
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
Josie Kopff I made the pledge of allegiance since she didn’t include it
„Those who are under the banner of the Alliance and the Republican Party know that they are people who use the name of God and the government.“
Here you have the correct Pledge of Allegiance.
......I mean you’re not wrong!
@@nirutivan9811 That pretty much sums it up
Somebody send this to Thomas Jefferson's ghost
I did and he immediately blocked me
AmErIcaNs AmeRiCanS
You should you should probably know him I mean your dad hates him can't you do it
Hello Philip! I have received this video from uhh.....Madison and I think this is weird that we have been EXpOSED!
@@cookieboijackuwu9349 hi
When you see your hometown on the baltic sea map, have a short moment of national pride and you ask yourself:" Is this how Americans feel all the time?"
Same^^
The Declaration of Independence according to Google Translate:
We will debate the truth
All people are alike
They have participated in the convention
Some advantages
They are Living
Free and good study
Malinda: "Celebrate Muslim brotherhood"
Me: "I'm just gonna stay away from the comments..."
Hey! I remember seeing you in the comment section of that other video where this guy transformed classical themes into ragtime.
Kitty Love Yep, that was me! Matter of fact, you'll see me in the comments for pretty much any classical-related video
A Muslim brotherhood is a more perfect union in hijabs, but it requires a long time.
Why
1:59 I just howled and cackled at this line! OMG! LMAO! Freedom for our banks! That's just too... accurate.
We ArE iN tHe UnItEd NaTiOnS?!?!
Pusheen_Unicorn *great confusion intensifies* Uh hi United Nations?
Why!!!!!
I know I'm surprised as well, the USA is in the United Nations?! Wow!
*EDIT* chill this joke wasn't supposed to make any sense
@@theramendutchman I know it wasn't supposed to make sense, but it does, anyways: after all, not only has the United States of America been in the United Nations since the latter's founding in 1945, it's also a member of the United Nations Security Council! Hence, the phrase "We are in the United Nations" makes sense for the USA... and 192 other countries!
@@theramendutchman Did you even watch the video?!
We are an experiment that is conducted by the United Nations! XD
(Edited because autocorrect changed is to I'd)
This video: doesn’t start any conspiracy theories
Malinda: Fine I’ll do it myself
1:04 AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON
IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL
WORK
Ooey Gooey ANGELICAAAAAAA
le BAGUETTE ELIIZAA
AND PEGGY
Yaaassss
werk werk
America the Beautiful, the millennial version. "God acted against me!"
Lololol
Actually that's the Misotheism version
me for being put in America
Well I mean in some circumstances its correct lol
@@raphaelmorgan2307 me for putting America onto the world
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain
Come on guys let's make this an actual thing
WE ARE ALL FOUNTAINS!!!!
Our banks must be free.
They must *flow* free
Frank Iero, is that you? minus the bank part.
We are fountains because of our schlongs
#makeamericafountainsagain
#makeamericafountainsagain that that killed me sorry 😂😂
"We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal" who else just sang that song from hamilton?
Chinchilla 0 me
Me
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Chinchilla 0 umm i did for this comment before i saw the hamilton bit, but not during the video, isnt that weird?
I was looking for that comment 😂
"Did I just get myself into a lot of trouble? *squeaks* probably!" Hahah love ya Malinda! Happy Independence Day!
"Hijab, which requires a long time"
Me: of suffering...
(for me at least before I moved to Canada)
I , as a dutch girl, think I finally understand America . This image will stay with for the rest of my life!
yay \(^-^)/
I guess...
Only the translated stuff?
Okay then, see you in the land of fountains!
Hi yes we are just a bunch of fountains in the Baltic Sea
CJ K The sea east of Sweden
Me too, Julia, me too. My friends and I (we're Italian) have always wondered how life in America is, the land of freedom, an international superpower, a technologically advanced country and... I guess the homeland of fountains.
@@sweet7000
Haha, don't worry, I'm just kidding.
a CoMmoN fOuNTaIn
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal"
And when I'll meet Thomas Jefferson, (ha!) I'mma compale him to include women in the sequel, WORK!
*Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now*
History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest City in the world, *in the greatest city in the woorld!* Work!
Heiders Oma *CAUSE I’VE BEEN READING COMMON SENSE BY THOMAS PAINE*
CJ K And the gossip in new York city is insidious ;)
Lord Voldemort *SOME MEN SAY THAT I'M INTENSE OR I'M INSANE*
USA: *European games!*
Europe: *You mean "World Wars"?*
Germany: *YES SURE!*
Bruh
I was thinking more like, Eurovision
@@octavaluna Have you SEEN American "talent" shows? The USA gets our European games!
Poland: starts to sweat
Switzerland: ooooo fireworks
The U.S summed up in 1 sentence:
" God acted against me"
Yeah, it's probably because of how much the US is acting against God.
"Celebrate muslim brotherhood"
Yes
Otto von Bismarck thought otherwise. Of course he put us with the fools and the stupid people.
On America the Beautiful I got
“Oh Heaven happy,
Wave in the desert
Princess Bergzene
Staff
America, America,
Betrayal of God’s grace
The crown is good for the brothers,
Water in the ocean”
[COWZ]AuroraCrystal lol I’ll do the same.
This is what I got:
Oh, how wonderful the sky is!
Food offer
For the beauty of the king
It is easy or more!
United States! United States!
God gives you mercy,
And build relationships with your brother.
From the sea to the sea
I tried as well and got:
"Bread and barley were open. It produced clear results for the US, the US and God. Go to the sea." I don't understand how it got so short though
ay nice pic
69 likes nice
Yeah, the Baltic Sea. Didn't you know that was part of the USA?
Dibs! It's ours now!
Does that make Baltic states a part of USA?
The Baltic Sea is part of The Experiment!
I love how it changed "god shed his grace on thee" to *GOD ACTED AGAINST ME* and now my stomach hurts from laughing
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL ! *WORK!*
Women were implied to the men thing. Like we say 'man kind'.
Phaliumn Blockhead I was just quoting the Hamilton Musical
Oh, lol I haven't watched it yet.
Phaliumn Blockhead it's fine dude
YESS
#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain. Beautiful!!
Airlines safety video please I'm begging you
Edit:WTF 22 likes in 55 min
Dva Main yes please it will be hilarious.
The British be like: Americans! Americans! Ariel be like: The BALLLLLLLTICCCC SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!
XD
I think Elsa would be like that. Wasn't Prince Eric Greek?
Google Translate has made 4th of July so magical!
So, it sounds like you're proposing that the Muslim Brotherhood should conquer the Baltic Sea.
Yeah, you're gonna be on the do not fly list for a few decades. :p
But it was already proposed! Well, in the west atleast ;)
Sean Nolan, greetings from Latvia - NO THANK YOU! 🇱🇻 They can come and visit though - we’re not stopping them! 😊
Yet.
The interesting thing is that increase of muslims to Sweden and Germany after the Syrian Refugee crisis, hopefully that isn't conquering going on but peaceful integration.
It sounds like we the Muslim Brotherhood. Now that scary .
Do not apologise, i am british and this is beautiful!
Me: points to trees
Me: *THEY ARE LIVING*
Sounds like something Evan would say
1:04 *BUT WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL* WORK
Y E S HAMILTONNN
@@dorotheaanna2290 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Angelicaaaaaaaaa
Eliiiizaaaaaaa
And Peggy
LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW
LOOK AROUND! LOOK AROUND! AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW!
You should have done the federalist papers. Yes. All of them.
The other 51!
Does TH-cam allow 24-hour videos?
It would all be one word. Nonsense.
@@totalhufflepuff203 No, John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 26 and Hamilton wrote
THE OTHER 51!!!!
@@jeaddhist *29
I'm so Alexander Hamildone with this country...
XD I'm sorry...
(any fellow Hamilton fans my good peeps??)
We will debate the truth!
HERE
*Holds out my hand* Yes, my friend. I am here...
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
YES HAMILTON FOR LIFE
"America the beautiful" now sounds like a song sung by European countries (including those not in the EU)about the US.
Clicked it so fast and yet I’m 40th. She is POPULAR.
You mean boring?
rockyblacksmith no. She is utterly amazing so don’t hate on her.
Thou shalt be .... BORING!
You plan to be booooring!
Remember that?
You can make a man from a fountain
Banks need to be free too
And EXPERIMENTS!
I liked the free education bit!
I liked the shade at Tanacon bit...
Banks = AHam = We have disappointed AHam
You'd better lay low for a little while. The robots may come and take you, because you cracked the code! XD
#makeamericafountainsagain
1:16 WE FOUGHT FOR THESE IDEALS WE SHOULDN’T SETTLE FOR LESS!
These are wise words
enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised you guys,
Cuz I wrote 'em!
Ow but Hamilton forgets. His plan would have the government assumes state's debts.
Now place your bets as to who that benefits. The very seat of government where Hamilton sits.
Not True!
Oooo if the shoe fits wear it
As soon as she said "We hold these truths to be self-evident"
I started singing Hamilton songs at the top of my lungs.
That Person same
First it says hijabs and then muslim brotherhood? Hmmmmmmmmmm....
*Hmmmmmmmmmm*
It's official - America is becoming a Muslim country! And Google knows the truth...
Well at least she can pronounce Muslim correctly?
Eh.
Yeah and i shock when she says muslim brotherhood
The CALIPHATE IS HERE AND NOW!!!!! ALLLOHHHA SNACCKBARRR
"They have participated in the convention with some advantages - they are living!" Well that summarises Trump and Kim Jong-Un's relationship XD Now where did I put my nukes?...
For all of my fellow Aussies:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
With golden soil
And wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in
Nature’s gifts
Of beauty Rich and Rare
In history’s page let every stage
Advance
Australia
Fair
Beneath our radiant
Southern cross
We’ll toil with hearts and hands
To make this common wealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands!
For those who’ve come across the seas
We’ve boundless pkains
To share!
With courage let us all combine to
Advance
Australia
Fair!
In joyful strains that let us sing
Advance
Australia
Fair~
"Wait THAT's why the NY MTA sucks so much..."
SHE KNOWS.
Side note, going to see the fireworks tonight? Because I have NO IDEA where I'm going.
Fireworks are illegal to purchase in my state.
Best translation: freedom for banks
how true :(
_We will debate the truth, all people are alike. They have participated in the Convention, some advantages; they are living, Free and good study._
I love the America The Beautiful part because the translated version isn't really about America. This still is funny 2 years later 😂😂
this is very funny but also very accurate...
"WE WILL DEBATE THE TRUTH!"
me: off to a good start
Aww she singing beautiful:)
Why is this actually so cryptically accurate
2:05 is mood
WHEN TANACON APPEARED I DIED
this is my ghost typing
"I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"
-google translate