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"And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment."
*Jamal loses his chAnce*
*Together, we can stop this*
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 😂
CaLm DoWn JaMaL
*'In The Summer You Can Buy Icecream'*
*'and you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment'*
*(TRULY BEAUTIFUL)*
DABS
Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
YEAH
*_These make more sense than the original commercials._*
*_I N N E R B I P P I E S_*
*I N N E R B I P P I E S*
I know right
Hair Loss
YOU MUST BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
Silence!
*My fever was B O O E D on the bed.*
*The sound of memes screaming for relevance*
That is so beautiful, I've never worshiped a line more.
Anonymous Mothman so Beautiful I'm crying..*sniff*
ItS sO bEaUTufUl
Do HD add my basketball
this is so amazing is this poetry 10/10
Lel only 4 comments
It really is beautiful....
“I want to fill a box of chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaw”
We all do, we all do.
I like your pfp
Sigh, if only I had some :(
Edit: I forgot I breed chickens lmao I have like 6 in a coop in my back yard lol
I want a box full of chickens because they’re so cute
I am a chicken breeder so yes!!!
@@chrissymyers9673 same actually!
I love how gradually watermeloned was just... *silence*
It's like Google translate looked back at his own mistakes
It's like when you said something dumb in the past and your friends always tease you
The sound of.... watermelons~
I don't like how Malinda's fever was booed on the bed though... *silence*
a diabetic watermelon is what we need in our lives
_Hair loss_
*YOU MUST BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!*
That's what I was thinking too
Me: loses hair
Google translate: *PERFECT!*
My fever was booed on the bed
We all have a nice day every day
*Inner bippies*
Google Translate: "The Puppy Barley Club"
Me: What??
Google Translate: "Yes, The Puppy Barley Club"
What,did you never heard of *THE PUPPY BARLEY CLUB* ?
It is a new religion ? 'cuase im in xd
@@skellytheskeletos8490 NO I HAVEN’T SEEN IT IS IT NEW
Yes it’s new
Well it’s two years ago
Ad: Live your watermelon life, gradually
Google translate: KEEP YOUR HOME
google translate: this is a threat...
i have to keep my home :O
@@nsa6103 GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS COMING!
That was good advice, I'm glad I took it
Here comes B I L L S
Poor Jamal. He had a fever and he had to keep his home because he was 60 years old and he thought it was important to hate everything. But it was a nice day everyday and he had to fill a box full of chickens and puppies.
WUT
Think you mean *Bippies*.
The good days are all due to the puppy barley club
Well, Jamal lost his chance and his fever was booed, no wonder he hates everything, but at least he had a great day every day.
Also I think he had no hair?
Original: "It's not just a wash, its an elevation"
Google: "I am 60 years old this year"
😂😂😂😂😂
Google. Your Not 60. Your 21
Just Eddsworld 10 2020
*your 60 not 21?
Lavender_heart :3
Im not sure what your saying but google IS 21 years old it searched it up
Lol 2:12
@@phuonglu1332 2:12
fun fact: the way she pronounced "trucs de cheveux" actually makes it so that she said "horse stuff"
mintcreamtea Yeah, while the actual spelling is “Hair stuff”, the pronunciation turned it into “Horse stuff”.
mintcreamtea I didn’t know that lol
:0
@@eebertdeebert The french language is such a mess...
Actually, it means HAIR stuff. Horse stuff is truce de chevaux.
“ it’s summer. “ “ the fresh air caresses your skin”
“ IN SUMMER, YOU CAN BUY ICE CREAM!!”
well, she’s not wrong.
Agreed
Aggred
Agred
this comment is uderrated
yes
The Puppy Barley Club is now a thing. Anyone subbed to the translator fails channel is now a member. Please make this a Tee-Shirt!
I'm in
THE FEELS!
yes. yes please
The desing should say "The Puppy Barley Club" on the top, under that would be the picture and undr the picture it would say "YES, the Puppy Barley Club"
Where do I sign up?
_"Never mind, that our name means 'Hair stuff'. It still sounds cool"_
*I fecking died* XD
me too
don't swear :P
NOWONE GAVE YOU A BAD WORD PASS.
Well, it's not wrong :3
Never mind that it's not translated, it's still funny! 🤭 And that is what matters!
Teacher: why are you laughing
Me: n-nothing
My mind: hair loss will be your first attempt
I relate to this comment so much
Same lol
You must be PERFECT
Hair Loss.
You much be perfect!!!!
I am French and that's really weird for me when she said "truc de cheveux" because she pronounced it as to say "horse stuff"
You say that because she simplified the “eu” in cheveux to an o sound, which makes it sound like “chevaux”. Am I right?
“In The summer you can buy ice cream”
Me in summer in a nutshell.
me too
Same
😂
Your pfp makes this comment so much better😂 RIP (Died trying to get ice cream, quite literally) 😂
:)
HAIR STUFF IN FRENCH
Oh, and inner bippies
Tips trips and DIY no replies?
Tips trips and DIY what is a bippie
inner bippies are things u like too plae wityh
Shift The Changeling a bippie is a slang term for butt.
I don't think that hair loss is a good sign when you use shampoo
Same
CatchuPichu No, hair loss is a good sign. You always want your hair products that are supposed to make your hair nicer just completely destroy it and make it fall out. Why would you ever want your hair to be silky smooth when you can just lose it all right?
@@chr9688 Actually, you have a good point there. I never liked my hair anyway, I've always wanted to be bold. I've just never understood it 'till now
The shampoo I use actually does that lol
That's only on the first attempt
No one:
No one ever:
Google Translate: *“inner bippies“*
@Gravity Falls addict ITS BIPPER
o i l o f m y r r h i n t o t h e h e a l t h o f t h e m o u t h
I googled what this meant and this was the first result I think I’m going to cry 😂😂😂
Ask yourself,what are inner bippies? I like to think of them as creatures that live in the Puppy Barley Club. They are not cute,just marketed to be so we buy them. They are, in fact, terrifiying creatures that live in your handbag.
Oh boy, here come the shippers
@Gravity Falls addict
Dang it, my shipping brain. Welp, time to write fanfictions.
How to do a sponsor right. I was laughing the whole time!
FandomTrash93
*_DO NOT READ MY NAME_*
@@dontreadmypicture4835 I hate you :(
arent you everywhere dude like pm seymore
I see you everywhere your great
"It's important to decide to hate it all"
Google translate spoke to me
Alex You make me sick..
Does that mean you hate her channel?
Rebecca Davis don’t think so
Translated:
"It's important to name everything"
Google Translator spoke to me
It is isn’t it?
I don’t even know what would happen in a Puppy Barley club but I want it.
I can only assume it would revolve around beer.
Or whiskey.
Oh and puppies of course. Can't forget the puppies!
making inside jokes and memes around google translate
Jared you would play with puppy's and feed them barley 😄😄😄
Chilling with puppies and drinking alcohol.
"I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws."
*falls over laughing uncontrollably*
When I was little, I used to say "bippie" instead of "puppy." Google knows. :O
Inner puppies
Alyssa Thibedeau Audet inner puppies!
Google knows all
😱😱😱😱
In the summer
You can buy ice cream.
*Shovels ice cream into mouth*
YummyYorkie 123 me everyday
Mat Van Horn same
Ah yes. My dream afternoon.
@@matvanhorn1858 Same. XD
Me
"In the summer you can buy ice cream"
*Finally, someone who understands me-*
“The sound of memes screaming for relevance
3:07 OMG YOU ARE KILLING ME LMAO
Wow, more uploads.
MALINDA SOMEONE IS DYING
@@stitch8589 I AM
Oml
R.I.P. then
Yes.
The Puppy Barley Club.
Only for VIP.
I want a T-shirt with this one.
P08
I really want Puppy Barley Club in this world
What you see, feel, and feel
‘My fever was booed on the bed’‘
Im dead🤣😂
Its not just a wash, its an elevation.
*I am 60 years old this year*
Sayori, you're alive?! :0
I AM 60 YEARS OLD AND I NEED A HAIR WASH
Your son is 60 years old today.... He has something he'd like to say, he's been practicing all day.. Phillip take it away!
Sayori!!
Sayori :o
"I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecassary hair to the jaws"
Uh, are you okay?
That was so good, the graphic fit perfectly too
Is anybody okay-?
I can translate! They clearly want to build a chicken coop and grow a beard.
Yes and no
No they hit their head with a rock
“Hair loss, you need to be perfect!”
me: *You need therapy*
And YOU MUST BE PERFECT
@@aperson5215 You are perfect.
@@muffin1168 you too, are perfect.
@@playgroundswings1926 You are also perfect.
@@stickii_B you, are perfectly perfect.
Is nobody gonna mention that the “real” ads are actually kinda good
exactly
Note: DON'T drink water during this
Noted!
Why if I mav know
@@Anotherchild_lol So that you won't accidentally choke on it or spit it out.
Oops.
Well I just did.
New trend: Hair loss.
Friend: What happened to your hair?
Me: New trend.
And Cancer
And alopecia
That got morbid.
Trend: What happened to your hair?
Me: New friend.
*Jamal loses his chance*
*gasp* OH THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!
MeowOcean NOOOOOO JAMAL
"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU-" ~Grunkle Stan
I am haunted by the sadness of Jamal.
Pusheen
Bruh
Her: most of you wanted watermelon related stuff
Ms in all my stupidity: "SHE SHOWERS WITH PANTENE
BUT I GOT WATERMELONNNNEE TO KEEP ME CLEAN"
"HAIR LOSS , YOU MUST BE PERFECT"
You bet it is😂😂😂😂
Our name is constantly implied to french photographs. ITS IMPORTANT TO DECIDE TO HATE IT ALL!!
hAiR lOsS wIlL bE yOuR fIrSt AtTeMpT
Lord Voldemort be like:
The Puppy Barley Club
The best club in existence
The puppy barley club
Yes, the puppy barley club.
Wat u c feel and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Oil of myrh into the health of the mouth
Styles, goods, Inner bippies and of course royal furniture.
CAN I JOIN???
OMG!! Inner bippies got me so much!
That's another life lost to laughter XD
4:30
“We all have a nice day EVERY DAY”
My depression and anxiety: *Am I a f***ing JOKE to you?*
My emotional savior: Am I a joke to YOU?
Golden comment
Google translate is in denial eating lots of ice cream getting hairloss an is 60years old.
Jayamila Persson no, she’s ( or he ) is actually 21.
My new-found depresson - am *I* a joke to you?!
No one:
Like, literally no one:
Google Translate: OnLy oNE ChAMpAgnE HAs thE HiGHesT HaIR PoTEntIaL
no one: no one
you must be perfect
Translator: the puppy barley club
Hair loss you must be perfect.
600th liker!!
the sound of memes *SCREAMING* for relevance
idk why but that had me dead
I read 'badly translated' as 'baldly translated' then I looked at the thumbnail and I thought "makes sense " true story😅
Lol
YOU TOO!?
Neera Kalia actually same!
Me too haha
ME TOO!!!!
"The Puppy Barley Club" so sounds like the name of a secret society! 3:24 And the fact that it was like "Yes, you heard that right. The Puppy Barley Club." is so hilarious!
3:10 “I want to fill a box of chickens”
*how many chickens?*
Answer: *ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!*
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!
Bring me one of those CHICKENS!
“How much unnecessary hair?”
ALL OF THE HAIRS@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME AND I HAVE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS TURNED ON, AND I WAS LIKE 'WHO TF IS TRANSLATOR FAILS' AND THEN I SAW IT WAS YOU LMAOOO 😂 kisses from portugal !!
Viviana Costa i cant like it iTS ON 69
I D G A F HOW TF I ALREADY HAVE 74 LIKES, LAST TIME I SAW I HAD 1
Ikr same and 111th like lol
Viviana Costa 😂😂ikr
Outro pt aqui!?
"Inner bippies?" What? "And royal furniture"...me on my last brain cell: yeaaaaaaaaaaah
🎵 it's the finale branicell 🎵
@@newtonpud34 dudududu dududududu dudududu dududududududu dudududu dududududu dudududu dududududududu🎶🎶
@@princetweed2255 [ *cute little dab* ] >:3
@@newtonpud34 🎵nanana last brain cell!🎵
This video: *translating a shampoo commercial *
_A few months later in a quarantined video_
"lOnG lIvE mY sHaMpOo FrIeNdS"
Me in quarantine:yeah that's normal
"In the summer you can buy ice cream."
Well, they're not wrong. We have a few local ice cream parlors that operate seasonally.
Blazer the Delphox Why isn’t your picture the superior evolution of that Pokémon? It’s in your name...
If only the company that marketed Trucs de Cheveux can French-ify a cool sounding word for butt wipes, I wouldn't feel so somnolent after cleansing my inner bippies.
E S S u I E f E S S E s
lingettes pour vos fesses
The wipes for life
Papier toilette
The paper for your toilet
PQ
Papier-cul
PaPeR fOr YoUr AsS
*_A s S p A p E r_*
'lingettes' is the word for butt wipes (according to google translate)
I'm no doctor, but I think inner bippies are undiscovered body parts. WE NEED ANSWERS
It does sound like something in the boobs
shadowXXe inner buttocks?
@@shadowxxe Buttocks.
@@genehawthorne8502 Yes buttocks
Gluteus minimus, then?
I translated the Trucs De Cheveux.
French:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Go up the ladder anyway? Then your hair should look the part. Be the first to try Hair Tricks. The only shampoo to take your hair to its peak. It's not just a wash, it's an uplift. It doesn't matter that our name simply means "hair stuff" in French; it still looks cool. And that's what matters. Hair Tips: Everything you need to be successful.
Welsh:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder whatever you can? Then your hair needs to look the part. Be the first to try De Cheveux Trucks. The only shampoo to take your hair to its highest potential. It's not just a wash, it's an elevation. Never mind that our name just means "hairstyle" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. De Cheveux Trucks: The things you need to succeed.
Japanese:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Can I climb the ladder anyway? Then your hair needs to look at that part. Try Trucs De Cheveux first. The only shampoo that brings your hair to its full potential. It's not just cleaning, it's altitude. Don't worry that our name means "hair" in French. It's still cool. And that's important. Trucs De Cheveux: What you need to be successful.
Dutch (It almost translated correctly!):
Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder anyway? Then your hair should look good. Be the first to try Tricks De Cheveux. The only shampoo that takes your hair to its highest potential. It's not just a wash, it's an elevation. It doesn't matter that our name just means "hair stuff" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. Tricks De Cheveux: The Things You Need to Succeed.
Icelandic:
Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the stairs anyway? Then the hair needs to look for the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that gets the hair the best. It's not just washing, but raising. Do not assume that our name just means "hair stuff" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: The Material You Need To Succeed.
Hawiian (I had a good laugh at this one!):
Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder can you? Then your hair should look neat. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. Only shampoo will take your hair to the highest level. It’s not just a wash, it’s a height. Do not think that our name in French is simply "hair thing". still good. And that is the important thing. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to work on.
Malay:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair needs to look its part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to bring your hair to the highest level. It is not just washing, but height. Do not forget that our name simply means "hair item" in French; still sounds cold. And that is what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to succeed.
Turkish (The translator really got it wrong!):
Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair should look like its own part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that maximizes your hair. Not just washing, but boy. Remember, our name means "hair material" in French; still feels cold. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to be successful.
Russian:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair should look right. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that brings your hair to the highest level. It's not just a wash, but a height. Remember that our name in French simply means “hair product”; still sounds cold. And this is the main point. Trucs De Cheveux: what you need for success.
Korean:
Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then the hair needs to see that part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that can bring your hair to the highest level. It's not just washing, it's height. Don't forget that our name simply means "hair item" in French. It still sounds cold. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: What you need for success.
Latin (oh no):
In order to be found everywhere; You can climb the ladder anyway? Then, it is necessary to look at from the side of your head. Cheveux trucs the first try. The only shampoos and hair to its highest point of your potential. It's not just a wash, it's elevation. Never mind that our name was just 'hair stuff, "french, and it sounds cool. And it describes. Cheveux de trucs and furniture will need to succeed.
Irish:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Take the ladder anyway can you? Then your hair has to look the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to build your hair to its highest potential. It’s not just a wash, it’s an elevation. Never mind that our name only means “hair things” in French; it's still cute. And that is what is important. Trucs De Cheveux: The stuff you need to be successful.
Polish:
Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Are you climbing the ladder anyway? Then your hair has to look like a part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that gives your hair the highest potential. It's not just washing, it's a facade. Never mind that our name means "hair" in French; still sounds cool. And that matters. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to be successful.
Hebrew:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder anyway you can? Then your hair should show the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that takes the hair to its highest potential. It's not just rinsing, but height. You do not care that our name means only "things for hair" in French; That still sounds cool. and this is what's important. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to
Zulu:
Want to stand out from the crowd? Go up the ladder but you can? After that your hair needs to look partly. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to take your hair to the highest level. It’s not just a bath, it rises. Don’t worry our name just means “hair stuff” in French; it still feels cool. And that's what's important. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to succeed.
Mixed:
Where do you want to go? Can I go up the stairs? Then your hair looks like it was left out Trying hair for the first time tried. The shampoo can restore the hair to its natural state. She is healthy unless she is beautiful. I despise the so-called "French trick" of very fine hair. She explains the wisdom of the hair, the decision movement
i love this comment lol how long did this take you tho
@@cryingchild4209 I forget since it’s literally been 2 years
@@craftyfish0 yeah lol probably took you ages and you don't even have so many likes as you should have
I love the Latin and the mixed ones the most. They are the most messed up ones fit for translator fails
@@kerriwolfton3195 why are people replying 3 years later
You make "trucs de cheveux" (hair stuff) sound like "trucs de chevaux" (horses stuff) but nevermind, it still sounds cool XD
Oh dear goddess, you just made it even funnier.
Actually, there's a real shampoo named "Horsepower".
I was about to write the same 😂. I had to listen twice, so funny 🤣
Unrelevant, but there's also cold gel called Horse power.
I don’t speak French, but okay, I’ll trust you on this one. That’s hilarious!
“Badly translated beauty commercials” ~ AKA Malinda’s hair looking L’Oréal for 5 minutes straight
Gradually Watermelon is actually an awesome name for a perfume. Lol
And I actually used the Amber and Lavender body wash from Dollar Shave club just this morning. That stuff is awesome.
"You can buy Ice Cream in Summer now."
Wait, it is finally Legal to do that? *YEEEEEEEEEEEEA*
Ha ha... "Hair Loss" would be the perfect name for a shampoo... But really, your hair looks very nice in this video :).
"Gradually Watermeloned."
I would buy this just to spray this on me meanwhile the 1 hour gradually watermelon sentence plays.
Haha i’m French and I laughed sooooo hard when you said « trucs de cheveux » 😂😂😂 it sounded pretty much like « trucs de chevaux » which means horses’ stuff and that’s even more hilarious 😂 I don’t know why French names are always synonymous of glamour (I personally think that English is more glamourous but anyway 😅) love you Xx
Honestly, stuff generally just sounds cooler in a foreign language. French sounds so elegant to English speakers, so musical, but to you it's just normal speech, hence you thinking English sounds cooler. It's the way each language has its own unique melody that generally makes foreign languages sound more enticing than a person's native language. Obviously, this doesn't apply to everyone, but that's the way it generally goes.
ik right? i was like 'wait horse things? is that related to shampoos?'
Horse stuff would be really good for pony tails though! ; )
There's this lotion brand called Enchanteur. That shit is cool-smelling and sounding, man.
French is one of my favorite foreign languages along with Russian. My native language is Dhivehi. (Maldivian.)
Ok, whats really hilarious here is that in the states, we literally have a brand of shampoo and conditioner called "Mane and Tail". It was literally formulated to use on horses and help make their manes and tails shiny and smooth, as well as being a detangler so it's easier to keep them combed for showing, but it also got really popular for use on human hair for the same reasons. I'm actually old enough to remember when it was sold pretty much exclusively in feed and tack stores, so, really, hair stuff, horse stuff, same difference, right?
SILENCE, MY FEVER IS BOOED ON THE BED
INNER BIPPIESSSSS
Unfortunately... It's products are beautiful
... Why is that unfortunate ?
"we are on the big wall, this is unfortunate"
Because you'll spend all your money in them.
Good translate is a bit of pessimist...
Well. They are supposed to be used, so there will be squising and such, which will ruin the form of the containers.
If you work for a rival company, that is very unfortunate
I can't stop laughing at "inner bippies"
If you change just one letter in "Cheveux" it will litterally mean "Horse Stuff" 🤣
The way she pronounced it, it already does lol
Cheveux, Cheveul, basically the same!
Lol ikr
It's for ponytails anyway
I am also in favor of unisex, universally usable grooming products. I am tired of paying the " apply pink plastic so that you can look like a lady" surcharge.
That's best description for that 😂
Oil of myrrh into the health of the mouth.
NEVER DO THIS EVER
TOO LATE
What's myrrh?
@@HectorH-M Its like a biblical oil.
@@Nabczsz07 oh wow
It's a really strong smelling tree resin. Sort of smells like pine needles and vanilla and... something kind of like a rotting apple? Not sure how to describe the funky under-tone. Incense often made out of it. It's super sticky and crystalizes easily. I have used fennel & myrrh toothpaste, and I don't recommend it!
(mr. Stark, I don't feel so good)
FEELS AND FEELS
hOW DARE YOU
MR STARK PLZZZ NO I DONT WANNA GOOOIII
"Hair loss, you must be perfect!"
"The puppy barley club, yes, the puppy barley club"
I died
Edit: I now know what an inner bippie is, and I dissaprove.
Nightflight The Nightwing Animus best quotes from the video
I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws
What are inner bippies anyway?
M AnVIL WHAT ARE INNER BIPPIES?!
Bippy | Definition of Bippy by Merriam-Websterwww.merriam-webster.com › dictionary › bippy
Bippy definition is - -used euphemistically for an unspecified part of the body; generally understood as equivalent to butt
No one:
Not a single soul:
Google translate: SILENCE!
Dumbledore said calmly
"There are two good things for people who have a full body now" 😅😅😅 I feel bad for laughing at this
3:08 with out sound: "I want to get lots of Chickens and give the moustaches."
I lost it at the box of chickens with unnecessary jaw hair
Some of mah fav lines:
JAMAL LOSES HIS CHANCE
*_hair loss_* *YOU MUST BE PERFECT*
*KEEP YOUR HOME*
I want to fill a box of chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws
and finally:
the puppy barley club _yes_ the puppy barley club
hair loss,
YOU MUST BE PERFECT
I missed the part where she said she asked people on twitter to write the commercials and thought these were real commercials and was so confused as to which company advertised their product with "the sound of memes screaming for relevance"
I want to join the Puppy Barley Club.
What would that be?
@ I don’t know, but it would involve puppies and that is enough for me.
Me, too.
"We all have a nice day every day!'
I wish... That'd be nice.
Can we talk about how ridiculously good Malinda is at pretending to be an ad model?
And in the distance you hear... the sound of memes screaming for relevance...
*nEvEr gOnNa gIvE yOu uP*
3real5me
_opening up my book to study_
*I feel so somnolent*
No one:
Google: Unfortunately...their products are beautiful!
*Hair Loss.*
YOU MUST BE PERFECT
"In the summer you can buy ice-cream." I love buying ice-cream in summer.... Also in winter, spring & autumn lol.
I love it!😂 Can you translate Google Translate an original song?
I love the intro too!!
Ohh! Good idea!!
She needs to translate this!
Yes, please!!
i think she actually does have a google translate original song!
@@ResaChiic she does but can she translate it?
2:25 WAIT GOOGLE TRANSLATES HAIR GREW BACK HER THING IS HAIR LOSS BUT SHE HAS HAIR AGAIN
Holy crap I submitted trucs de cheveux thank you malinda for choosing it
As a French guy, I approve ! Well done !
@@ik2472 It doesn't have to be just Americans. Anyone who speaks english or doesn't know French might buy it.
Original: Maybelline New York colossal kajal give 24 hr sustenance. Be the boss
Translated: The Colosseal Mabelin New York mascara offers perfect sunshine 24 hours a day and is therefore the leader
@@rollinontheboard Omg 😂😂😂
Inner bippies better become a meme
It sounds like it would be something bad to call someone as in what would you know and then they say you inner bippie 😂
Google: The Puppy Barley Club. Yes, the Puppy Barley Club
This is totally a real Club.
We need that club
zendari.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Puppy_Barley_Club the wiki
@@marleneserrano1659 thats true
@@marleneserrano1659 thats the real club made by malinda herself.
The Puppy Barley Club
YES
THE PUPPY BARELY CLUB
Sounds like puppies drinking.
MarshyMellow 😂
Malinda, you could so be a model for a hair product commercial.
We need “The Puppy Barley Club” on a T-shirt. Now.
The way she looked so worried when she ate ice cream made me laugh so much
“I’m am 60 years old this year” and “only seventy”
Why does google translate think you’re old?
Because the first two children under the age of ninety.
1 2 3 4 NIIIINETY
Maybe GT itself thinks it's old.
Google Translate: "WE ALL HAVE A GREAT SAY EVERY DAY!!"
Me, who had a FREAKING MENTAL CRYING BREAKDOWN: are you sure about that??
Great day every day lawl
Haha
😯
2:57 "We all have a nice day every day!'
Um, you sure about that?
"We can fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws"
Goggle translate:✨ I'm 60 YeARs oLd ThIS yEaR!✨
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
"Do you"
-shave your legs?
No
-brush your teeth?
No
-shower?
No
"I thought so."
*I Thought So*
haha
same
*i thought so.*
...