If Google Translate dictated my morning routine

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[@twistedtranslations]

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[@Andreasuhlmann_andy]

Translator Fails cool video can you do Roar by Katy Perry?

[@catyi7827]

Love you Malinda! Google translated Dear Evan Hansen? ;)

[@strangeitch]

Love all your originals

[@carolineantoni3530]

Beauty gurus are shook

[@RichardX1]

Seriously, though, Google Translate gives your personal prose more redundancy than an Xzibit meme.

[@LynMusic]

"I am not awake but I am happy to help." actually me

[@pakmccain1042]

Same bro same 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ym7rp9qb8d]

Me too

[@kizuna2225]

same :D

[@seadav0183]

That spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@alexarms1286]

Google Translate is secretly a teenager studying for exams

[@dian1545]

"life is not my favourite but it helps me to sUfFeR and sUfFer" - yep that's our google, we missed ya

[@Future_Phoenix]

I feel like it gets me.

[@kerriwolfton3195]

Diane suffer and suffer in my healthy health.

[@koolkitty108]

Google should start an emo band.

[@bookwermofthefandoms]

Kitty Love ...
Yes.

[@sushipop1276]

in my h e a l t h y h e a l t h

[@nolanhembree5565]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help."
I think I found the perfect quote for my life.

[@lucidbubblesgaming6559]

That quote NEEDS to be on a t shirt

[@Maria-bq7jb]

Me

[@RedBlueberryAnimates]

Same

[@sophieart1393]

Yaaaas same

[@roibiiin]

Same

[@Ratburger_]

“But it helps me to SUFFER AND SUFFER IN MY healthy health.”
It gets me every time

[@RandomDucc-sj8pd]

Teens: Wow so deep

[@Ratburger_]

@@RandomDucc-sj8pd mhm

[@cafe1925]

Immortality in a nutshell

[@basicallyarobloxian4533]

Same. Same.

[@galixy_gacha5926]

Lmao

[@AgnessaMo]

I have no one... Life is not my favorite...
Google you need a hug?

[@fluffyquartz9668]

Agnieszka M Google’s a mood

[@360Turn]

Ya

[@charlieblake8033]

But it helps me to SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health 😂😑

[@nugget8967]

I always need a hug

[@artisticalex1206]

Google has probably been depressed lately. Lol

[@dian1545]

"I like to reassure myself- I'M DOING GREAT" me at college

[@fardareismai4495]

Painfully accurate

[@greensteve9307]

"I'm not awake but I'm happy to help." - me at work.

[@koolkitty108]

me at math, knowing that I’m still probably going to fail.

[@WilliePeck]

"I'm not awake, but I'd be happy to to help" me at college too😂

[@GastArts]

Me at school XD

[@KellyDurgan]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help" is my morning routine

[@Painfulldarksoul]

Sounds more like a life motto.

[@lelnel6242]

@@Painfulldarksoul Yep. It is my life motto

[@Nikenik2001]

I'll be there to help in spirit.... shortly.

[@twistedtranslations]

Kelly Durgan literally me

[@meowpoint1403]

It's my dad's morning routine, too.

[@zombiefvckerr]

"And it helps me SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health."
Me at school

[@galixy_gacha5926]

Lol

[@alexkitty149]

@I didn't get the joke ye

[@BigRockyGaming]

Saaaaaaame

[@KrystalKlearrr]

"I am not awake, but happy to help."
Me in a nutshell-

[@judethedude979]

{•Gacha Krystal•} I completely lost it when she said that

[@EthanTheHorrorFreakLol]

Same. I'm weak and lazy. Lol :'D.

[@fireline4765]

Anytime I'm awake.

[@Crystal_saga]

{•Gacha Krystal•} nurses in a nutshell too haha

[@skilerketchum6633]

900th

[@YesICanNeverSayNever]

This is exactly how my mornings go.
Going back to sleep, eating cupcakes, throwing icebergs, running in place, taking 12 hours to do everything, and suffering.

[@bluej6107]

EXACTLY

[@kylahgotthatgachalife7583]

Girl do you need a hug

[@YesICanNeverSayNever]

@@kylahgotthatgachalife7583 yes 😂😂

[@bobbycraig2583]

I want to live that life!

[@vecinalfish]

Dont waste the water tho

[@pasghetti4244]

“Good morning everyone”
“Good night”
*YOU HAD ONE JOB*

[@hitoshishinsou6489]

You had one shot, one opportunity
And you f**ked it all up

[@tammykerr928]

That’s my day in a nutshell

[@klev5021]

Sam Ornsteen 😂😂😂

[@cookieyoufoundonthefloor7196]

Thats my country in a nutshell

[@aemiil5743]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO BE IN THE RIGHT TIMEZONE, GOOGLE

[@aster_l]

"But it helps me SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health :)"
I'm dying.

[@violetbean8928]

Nice Asexual flag pfp

[@coolgorilla2]

SUFFER AND SUFFER IN MY HEALTHY HEALTH

[@petal1259]

“And I am synchronized with the proper sleep cycle because I WANT TO SLEEP”
Mood

[@yulittcourt3054]

such a mood

[@ieatpeople-sheads]

Ha ha

[@seantaggart7382]

So TRUE

[@lalollabridge]

So moody

[@artisticalex1206]

Yup. It relates to me because I am such a sleeper

[@astellios]

This entire video is basically a “There are 2 types of people” meme

[@vi_alessia]

her videos are

[@Canissaer]

Lol

[@idiotburrito7829]

how normal people are in the morning vs me in the morning

[@carlossibal5486]

And then gets showed in r/imnotliketheothergirls

[@limewater4074]

So you throw icebergs around in the morning?

[@KB-tg7pf]

"Suffer in my healthy health" will be my new motivation phrase.

[@scorchingflametoashes907]

I also often press the flashlight a lot of times

[@All54321]

Brilliant

[@remuslangham177]

Congrats!

[@humanitoryhuman1]

Suffer and suffer in my healthy health. It made me laugh so much

[@noelward7491]

Also "I can not know where I live today"lol

[@hinzbx]

Malinda: “But of course I press the snooze button a few times.”
Google Translate: “But of course, I press the FLASHLIGHT OVER A LOT OF TIME.”
Malinda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@howdoipickaname9815]

when you want to snooze your alarm but turn on your flashlight by mistake and blind yourself first thing in the morning

[@ILOVEFE3H]

@@howdoipickaname9815, and get up! 😊 Right? Riiiiiiight?

[@louis2211]

I like to reassure myself.
" *I'M DOING GREAT* "

[@evecampbell3069]

That would totally be me.

[@itsmeemrys9221]

That was my favorite part

[@popdg352]

Like a wise green slug once said
"YOU CAN WIN!"
"YOU FEEL GREAT!"
"YOU!CAN!DO!THIS!YEAAAAAH!"

[@krusbarsglitter]

"But of course, I often press THE FLASHLIGHT over a lot of time, aaaargh, aaaargh!!"
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@EviiDeVille]

Alice Claeson Kers same I won’t stop replaying

[@karlafernanda2715]

Rolf

[@karlafernanda2715]

No kidding, when I watched it I literally rolled on the floor (Yes, sometimes I like to lie on the floor better than on my perfectly comfortable bed)

[@gdnixoknight1157]

when I saw that I literally started crying

[@Trekki200]

tbf shining the flashlight in your eyes is probably a more effective way to wake up than the snooze button.

[@elizabethtrudgill9900]

"I am not awake. But I am happy to help". That's me at work.

[@karengaray5114]

Same, I work till midnight as a cashier 😜

[@psychegirl]

Would make an awesome thing to put on a mug.

[@beebupp]

@@psychegirl this actually does need to be on a mug tho

[@acethefox]

Me at school

[@picky228]

"I like to reassure myself."
Malinda: I ' m d o i n g g r e a t !

[@gayfrog6599]

her neighbors be like 👁️👄👁️

[@anastasiamavroidistoumasat6505]

“Life has a not my favourite, but it helps me SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health”
- Google translate 2019

[@thethrashpanda]

Anastasia Mavroidis Toumasatos MOOD

[@demonfoxfilms3570]

Me every day.

[@averybaravik7213]

It’s literally me tho

[@paulinemcarthur3766]

Me when I hear that I need to turn off my phone

[@lillyen_phoenix]

This is mood

[@SelmaFed]

This video is more like *Expectation vs. Reality*

[@artisticalex1206]

Very true

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+

[@stone1664]

glad i'm not the only one who throws an iceberg every morning.

[@khadeeja1614]

stone same, also glad that I’m not the only one who loses my hair in trees

[@stone1664]

@@khadeeja1614 don't you just hate it when that happens?

[@e-zomics4312]

"I have no one,
And I have to work hard in the morning.
Life is not my favorite,
But it helps me to suffer and suffer in my healthy health"
Google translate sounds so depressed

[@angeladavidson2350]

RandomnessElla Such a mood 😂

[@Priscabc]

If there was a popular channel on my sister website exclusively used to mock me, I'd be depressed too.

[@CJCroen1393]

Sounds pretty relatable though.

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

OH NO 98 LIKES I'LL MISS 100 NOOOO

[@MeganDogsLover]

Meeeee

[@katya3748]

“It helps me SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health”
-Google Translate

[@BaaaKuroBaaa]

"Sitting in my hotel, Throwing the iceberg"
Me: Is That how Titanic sank?

[@fificomiclover7076]

...Oh dear... That might be how the Titanic sank...
..ああ、タイタニックが沈んだのは...

[@joelyh2241]

"I'm not awake... but I'm happy to help!" lol

[@corrynhockney8059]

Me on a school day

[@crazychocolate4434]

Corryn Hockney same

[@AntoineViallonDevelloper]

and PAF

[@lovetolovefairytales]

Literally me yesterday when somebody showed up at my door and woke me up. I was so not awake, some of my clothes were on backwards (I hadn't had my coffee yet, people!), but I was happy to help with my visitors inquiry. Though I couldn't remember their names as soon as they were gone. I was trying to tell my mom about it after over the phone and I was like, "um, you know, that lady we see sometimes and the other guy...with the face..."

[@hecc]

* falls on face. *

[@All54321]

“Good night!”
“Prepare yourself for how much you’re going to learn,”
“so I’ll do tomorrow, I’ll let you go!”
Google translate, the ultimate procrastinator.

[@therandomartist3790]

No! That's wrong! I'm the Ultimate Procrastinator!

[@senzonia7590]

No you all are the ultimate imposter, I am the real ultimate procrastinator, i often work my homework at school and I always procrastinate sleeping and shower

[@Raymuk]

@@senzonia7590 No i am the ultimate procrastinator i do my homework in the same class i need to bring to.

[@senzonia7590]

@@Raymuk you are clearly more of a procrastinator

[@All54321]

Marigold Diaries I don’t think I meant it initially but yeah, kind of.

[@hannah_beth0209]

"Life is not my favorite." "I like to reassure myself. " Wow. That was DEEP, Google Translate

[@imalazypudding5392]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help"
*MY WHOLE LIFE*

[@magpietheclown]

yes

[@savannahwestover2538]

Same

[@narrowben5998]

Same

[@user-lv8qh3ej1k]

Same

[@stateofgr4ce]

Y E S

[@hquinn17]

"But of course, I often press the flashlight button over a lot of time" i- 💀

[@jackh.3052]

Lmao 😂😂 I died that part

[@aaaaanonymous]

Omg i always die on that partXD

[@michellerobinson9276]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bubtheesseffex6015]

I-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@sjeua3754]

I laughed like a Lion-King-Movie Hyena

[@catsonbrooms]

"Life is not my favorite, but it helps me to suffer and suffer in my healthy health,"
-Google Translate Malinda 2018

[@CJCroen1393]

Relatable

[@MeganDogsLover]

Yep is my life

[@virgilcruz8038]

Relate

[@89robinj]

Me: ugh my life sucks
Google translate: may I introduce myself.

[@LendriMujina]

Blue text: What I wish my mornings could be like
White text: What my mornings are actually like

[@gachapotato1483]

Baffle Blend
Yes, she really throws that iceberg

[@jessicamelek4404]

Yea pretty much

[@funwithvalentino]

Yeah surely it's annoying losing your hair in the trees or sprinting in the same place for 10 minutes while reassuring yourself

[@dian1545]

"prepare yourself to how much you'll learn... I'll do tomorrow" - me in the morning before (not) going to college

[@wrentheelf2656]

Yep, thats me almost every day

[@sashaagarunov4161]

“I am not awake, but I am happy to help.” -me at school 😂

[@NeriahSarin]

"But it helps me *SUFFER AND SUFFER IN MY HEALTHY HEALTH* "
Dang- Translate has no "Chill" button ;-;

[@riatortilla9906]

“Life it is not my favorite, but it helps me to *suffer* and *suffer in my healthy health* “
Google needs a therapist

[@essiemcmorris7268]

*suffer and suffer in my healthy health*

[@n3rdgam3rpl4ys8]

so do I

[@CosmosStarTaker]

N3RDGAM3R PL4YS Same!

[@riatortilla9906]

N3RDGAM3R PL4YS don’t we all.... (I’m talking to people who have actual depression, like I do, not the people who self diagnos)

[@ray_atashnei4192]

Ria Tortilla tho what’s wrong with self diagnosing sometimes you don’t have the opportunity to talk to someone about it. I’ve heard it’s actually good to self diagnose.

[@thejimmysofgatsby]

"I'm not awake but I'm happy to help!"
My life in a nutshell.

[@jayleemaylee]

This comment is underrated

[@Freelance_Fandom_Collector]

Mine is more “I’m awake but I’m not happy to help”

[@staceycuneo1272]

Me to

[@finneas_soss]

Mine is "H U M I D I T Y"
(I live in Tennessee)

[@charmenietraumtor5671]

Regular: How I wish I was
Translated: How it actually be

[@jellykitty9618]

JUNKO.

[@hoshinosz]

JUNKO

[@galaxycrossedpaws7849]

Sister so you put plates on your bed then threw an ice berg?😂😂

[@florianziesche7038]

@@galaxycrossedpaws7849 Well not literally, that's more of an discribtion how it feels 😂

[@galaxycrossedpaws7849]

Florian Ziesche yeah it was just a joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍x

[@camdondavis470]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help-"
THUD

[@potatogamer1877]

Ah yes. I always throw the iceberg when I wake up.

[@TheSpectator7]

The Titanic thanks you.

[@potatogamer1877]

Yay!

[@krissdevalnor5844]

I am so mad at myself when I forget to do that

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

Do you do it in your hotel room?

[@beebupp]

A crucial part to beginning a productive day

[@wolfheart8604]

Big mood, Google Translate. Big Mood.
"I have no one. And I have to work hard in the morning. Life is not my favourite but it helps me to SUFFER AND SUFFER in my healthy health!"
"Goodnight. Prepare yourself for how much you're going to learn so I'll do tomorrow. I'll let you go."
"BECAUSE I WANT TO SLEEP!"
"I'm not awake but I'm happy to help."
"Then he washed my face in the lake."
"I often lose my hair."
"I love buying cupcakes!"
"I will oblige lunch at lunchtime."

[@mrsseavey308]

Same

[@actualbatman6330]

"in the Ninja day"

[@Jexter77]

Relatable

[@kell2883]

It’s always goodnight for my good morning

[@beatricebeathyraneniute2298]

Same to me! :D zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@nyuloubunny]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help" best way to summarize my mornings in one sentence 😂

[@midorinoatama]

Life isn't my favorite, but.. It helps me to
*SUFFER AND SUFFER*
in my healthy health~

[@noora1142]

Why does that sound like me? 😂

[@heatherjohnson6699]

That made me burst out in a huge snort of laughter, because of how relatable it is...😅

[@gmcubed]

_ Akise _ new t-shirt anyone?

[@koolkitty108]

I cried of laughter during that part... google is trying to get dark once again. That’s our google. 👏🏻

[@kato-ji1on]

_ Akise _ this HAS to be on a shirt

[@wabbits]

It's not health...
*its healthy health*

[@happykitty1238]

Today I had a class on healthy health that taught us how to sUFfer and sUFFeR in healthy health. Very good class. 10/10 would recommend.

[@ItsARandomDragon]

Breaking news ! Professors discover heatlh is healthy

[@nugget8967]

Heh

[@theteethburglar4716]

In which you *SUFFER AND SUFFER*

[@AkizatheNacho]

"I'm not awake, but i'm happy to Help"
Sounds like me, every day

[@khitaraaldilla5406]

👋🏻

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

Relatable 👍

[@artisticalex1206]

Same with me as well

[@oldchannel-pi8hb]

*Falls over*

[@sugarr.coattt]

Big mood

[@bradjan1438]

I find the google translate part “I am not awake but I’m happy to help” so relatable 😂

[@irrelevantperson785]

"I have no one.. and I have to work hard in the morning. Life is not my favorite. But! It helps me to SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health!"
"I am not awake but I am happy to help."
Sounds like my life in a nutshell.

[@lunahetfield]

Irrelevant Person same here

[@existing1538]

For real

[@sollemi1631]

Duh....same m8

[@VexSheb]

Are you sure it’s not all of our lives in a nutshell

[@mkayla7299]

@@existing1538 Cute logo

[@lizlee8715]

Melinda: Good morning everyone
Google translate: Good night
My Morning routine in a nutshell

[@jentonlarry3619]

What do I think, while waking up for school:
"Prepare yourself for how much you're going to learn! So I'll do tomorrow, I'll let you go."

[@Shayhammowolf]

Malinda.
With an A

[@jentonlarry3619]

@@Shayhammowolf ok boomer

[@HarvoSpoon]

@@Shayhammowolf "and i congratulate _melinda_ as i cross the train"

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Mine comes with a kick if you are standing near my feet

[@swatisinha2219]

The normal routine: what I think my morning goes like.
The Google translate routine :How my morning routine actually goes like

[@katherines.7508]

Throwing an ice burg, washing your face in a lake, sprinting for ten minutes on the spot, suffering and suffering in your healthy health, wearing a spectacular panda dress, and eating super-healthy cupcakes? Sounds like you're living the dream.

[@sebastianjost]

@@katherines.7508 the secret really is to print your face after washing it in the lake.

[@wolfykunchan6725]

And you also lose your hair

[@modahabbab]

Who washes your face in a lake
Can i hire them

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

So you throw ice bergs?

[@miniahhall7168]

"I'M DOING GREAT"
(Me any time someone asks me how my day is)

[@KarmaticFluff]

"Life is not my favorite"
Why Is this so relatable

[@normalperson659]

Not for me. I love my life.

[@pinkapopch654]

@@normalperson659 -Seems like you are still in youth phase, do everythin now before too late-

[@ArcticArmy]

@@normalperson659 You're either very rich or young. Or both.

[@Rezaktess]

"Throwing the iceberg"
Me: Now we know how the iceberg that sunk the titanic got there in the first place.

[@powergirl4736]

XDD

[@slanderingstkensingtonator3727]

took me a sec to figure it out without spacing

[@scibanana3542]

Oof

[@hydreaux]

Oof

[@WildestCarton]

Wait so it time traveled how far in the future are you

[@All54321]

“In the morning about self-defense”
“For the ninja day, I will oblige lunch at lunchtime”
It seems like google translate does karate

[@khitaraaldilla5406]

Lol

[@natethegreat7881]

Lol

[@inary682]

Haha

[@leshawna7172]

But yet she cannot know where she lives today

[@eevee420]

I was the 666th like. _Your welcome_ >:)

[@Variane-zg3lr]

“I’m not awake, but I’m happy to help.”
My senior quote

[@gabrielsifuentes5263]

1:20
"But it helps me to SUFFER and SUFFER for my healthy health!"
I died.

[@pandalion342]

You suffered and suffered for your healthy health, then. Congrats.

[@pravijarajesh]

YOU HAVE WORN A SPECTACULAR PANDA ROBE.....
THEN YOU WASHED YOUR FACE IN THE LAKE.......
THEN YOU THREW THE ICEBERG......
THEN YOU WORKED WITH THE SUN!!!!!!!!!

[@Ponyfan-uv1ny]

R/ME_IRL

[@leolion3156]

It makes no logical sense whatsoever XD

[@PlayAlongEternally]

It means suffer by laughing

[@raimarafiq6853]

"I have no one, and I have to work hard in the morning."
"Life is not my favourite thing"
SAME

[@silly_lil_guy]

But it helps me to *S U F F E R A N D S U F F E R* in my healthy health!

[@artisticalex1206]

It is so relatable lol

[@pokeylovescoffee5638]

Same T.T

[@justsomeguy.9829]

But it helps me to SufFer and sUffeR in my healthy health

[@liv4983]

“Throwing the iceberg”
*titanic 2 has entered the chat*

[@vibrantgleam]

yes

[@Geoff_From_Cardiff]

True

[@disintegrated1]

im dying help

[@nsa6103]

Online Class : goes to my room
Google Translate : *IN THE MORNING ABOUT SELF DEFENSE*

[@Danka42]

"Life is not my favourite."
"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help."
Funny how the translated version sounds more real to me.

[@mixitup6805]

Saaame

[@LuenudCreaciones]

Life is not my favorite, but it helps me to SUFFER AND SUFFER in my healthy health.
Huh.

[@Cloudypaws1933]

1:18

[@imayeti.4674]

Thicccccest SAME

[@EstesPark-kd6pt]

I mean tbh that is massive mood in life

[@dr.wardagul4618]

Meeee

[@leaf7392]

Tbh ppl with Tourette’s. They’re healthy but have tics.

[@sanya1010100]

"Prepare yourself for how much you're going to learn, so I'll do tommorow, I'll let you go"
All students are crying right now.

[@EmblemAsura]

not me as a student

[@cdenny1515]

Am I the only one who just wakes up, showers, gets dressed and leaves? Like why is everyone else so organized and put together??

[@MichaelRabbitBass3]

This stuff people do in the morning is mostly just called procrastination

[@MichaelRabbitBass3]

And I'm just like you I just get up and get dressed and leave

[@monkeyheathcliff59]

omg so me

[@imsarahvega]

"I use sleep sleep at 7:30 am, I'm synchronized with the proper sleep cycle, because I want to sleep!" -Google Translate
Can't We all relate?

[@rosepetunia1829]

Yes!

[@astellios]

The Laptop Gamer Sounds like Google translate is trying to rap

[@roshaundakeiser5987]

Yup

[@sun-dried1]

Yep 😂

[@kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls]

It's only, "I WANT TO SLEEP!" for me

[@Malon2006]

"I use sleep sleep at 7:30 am, I'm synchronized with the proper sleep cycle because I want to sleep."
"I have no one, and I have to work hard in the morning."
"Life is not my favorite, but it helps me to suffer and suffer in my healthy health."
"I'm not awake but I am happy to help."
That described my morning routine perfectly.

[@BikiniPoolCleaners]

“One can not just gain likes by repeating a phrase in the video”
Me : Then I SUFFER and SUFFER in my healthy health!

[@beluga-whales]

0.0

[@Sillymeow5]

I found it
A comment about that phrase

[@That-One-Auden]

LMAO 🤣

[@justarandomuser1727]

Lol maybe the ice berg is her non suffering HMMMM

[@scibanana3542]

Good job you proved 402 people wrong and they gave you likes as a result.

[@Sage_Staddeck]

Nobody:
School: "Goodnight. Prepare yourself for how much you're going to learn. So I'll do tomorrow, I'll let you go!"

[@Lilly-kq5sx]

"Because I want to sleep!"
"Life is not my favourite."
"I am not awake, but am happy to help."
Why do I relate to this???
Can't stop laughing!

[@normalperson659]

Lilly Please get help. Hehe.

[@magpietheclown]

@@normalperson659 Hawaii he he he

[@placeholdersign8701]

“I will work with the *sun!* “

[@cosminandreimatei756]

@@magpietheclown *ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR STUTTGART* (all caps)

[@kellyserena4928]

@@cosminandreimatei756 CARS SOUND LIKE A TRAP

[@whytheheckarewedoinginhere1886]

Google: throwing an iceberg.
Titanic: why does this happen to me.

[@Idontthinkieverwill]

Why does this happen to me? I've made my mistakes-

[@oceangachakitty3318]

Love it

[@anumness9510]

@@Idontthinkieverwill aww you stole my words 😢

[@Idontthinkieverwill]

@@anumness9510 sorry! I didn't know you were going to say that.

[@isavanoosten3928]

OwO

[@chloieserrano108]

Life is not my favourite but I helps me *SUFFER* AND *SUFFER*
Welp finally an accurate description of my life

[@avarudy5306]

Very Weird Channel I was dying at this point

[@normalperson659]

Are you alright?

[@quarterbox7726]

On my healthy health

[@artisticalex1206]

Accurate for me too

[@thelostone7512]

In my healthy health

[@In._wxnderlnd]

1:16 and on is the most funniest thing EVER
“So I can wear my spectacular panda dress”
1. It’s a robe!
2. Spectacular indeed.. 👏
3. The 3 words don’t fit with each other

[@Feramersi0]

“I am not awake, but I am happy to help.” *ME EVERY DAY.*

[@mariibound5410]

That makes two of us!

[@alzoe4235]

I feel ya

[@JeremyWS]

"I'm not awake, but I'm happy to help."
That's my new motto. Thank you for this.

[@MeganDogsLover]

I relate EVERYWHERE

[@SelloTape1651]

"Life is not my favroite but it helps me to SUFFER AND SUFFER in my healthy health." I just blew up when I heard this and it still gives the same reaction I always had.

[@cgelover3090]

SAME

[@MrsAfton-cc3yr]

time stamp?

[@SelloTape1651]

@@MrsAfton-cc3yr 1:19 - 1:23

[@RxvengeOnTop]

same here man

[@coderbunny5653]

"Life is not my favorite but it helps me suffer and suffer"
-Google

[@renthewerecat]

"i'm not awake but i'm happy to help", "becouse i want to SLEEP!" and "i like to reasure myself `I'M DOING GRATE!`" are so mood!

[@obtusetriangle6563]

T H E N H E W A S H E D M Y F A C E I N T H E L A K E.

[@milenartmeire2588]

It sounds like a line from some freaky romance novel X'D

[@cheerio4000]

Obtuse Triangle then he washed my face in the lake

[@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress]

i printed it
h u m i d i t y
a n d s e r e n i t y

[@ninjapuppy1257]

it sounds like murder to me

[@cameronvoller1310]

E X P R E S S I S V E R Y I M P O R T A N T A N D S A F E.

[@yasaminwhy8212]

I'm mad jealous of that panda robe now, that looks so comfy

[@KitsukiiPlays]

Spectacular*

[@gisleepy9629]

Xys Hunt *spectacular panda dress

[@bobbycraig2583]

Me toooooooooooo

[@myusernamewastaken4]

little kids: ap sectacluar pandra dess

[@Tizzy_Rose]

My family must think I’ve gone mad by how much I was laughing during this video, and I’m not even exaggerating

[@hiagain1463]

Absolutely no soul ever in the history of existence:
Google Translate: I have a bright orange and a jellyfish white dish! Both are an inspiration.

[@EskChan19]

But don't you feel inspired, looking at that jellyfish?

[@magpietheclown]

@@EskChan19 I do!

[@crypidneko]

i Was Left *WHEEZING* after she said that

[@phoenixx-7997]

Malinda screaming in agony from being blinded by the light is my new favorite sound effect :D

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

That made me think of the song.

[@cheyennearnett8534]

Everyone: I have a great, healthy breakfast in the morning, then do a work out, and all this other healthy stuff!
Me: I shove a Twinkie in my mouth, question my life, and then go to school

[@mogalactic2715]

😂

[@vaultedhollow]

that's
...
exactly what I do
except I make tea and don't eat a thing

[@GPhoenix8913]

same but the twinkie is a pack or ritz

[@youareoneant]

Me: I eat Twinkie cereal, probably get to school late and most likely fall asleep during class.

[@natethegreat7881]

That's literally me but I also have literally doing 200 sit ups in bed trying to get up in my routine

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

“Prepare yourself for how much you’re going to learn, sooo I’ll do it tomorrow, I’ll let you go.”
*If only teachers were this way*

[@callianr6980]

Base routine: What I WANT my morning to look like.
Translate Routine: What my morning routine ACTUALLY looks like.

[@nevaeh8825]

At the beggining, It seemed like Google translate was a drunk person trying to get over a breakup.

[@artisticalex1206]

Sounds about right 😂😂 You're too drunk Google.

[@jellykitty9618]

@Nagito Komaeda HOPE BAGEL BOI.

[@olivia-brooke6039]

Google translate is always drunk, 😂

[@leonorairene6897]

OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE MERCH WITH:
“I’m not awake, but i’m happy to help”

[@lydiaboyle4158]

I want those as pajamas. Won't be allowed to buy them because of tax, but I at least want other people to be able to buy them.

[@theawesomemepreussen]

I want this now.

[@leslievaas6303]

Yes please!

[@savannahweatherly3846]

could be the best coffee mug ever

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

If there was ever a mug that'd get me back on coffee, that's probably it.

[@kyletheredpanda]

"im a going to speed across a beautiful screen so i can get dressed so i can wear my spectacular panda dress" gets my everytime

[@bleszihgarcia1802]

"But Of Course I Often press Flashlight Button A Few Times"
Killed Me!😂😂😂😂😂

[@iKillerZombie]

Malinda’s morning routine: EXPECTATION
Google Translate morning routine: REALITY

[@Papismackmyassss]

so you throw iceburgs?

[@saragachagirlyt2584]

@@Papismackmyassss wait...you dont?--

[@Papismackmyassss]

@@saragachagirlyt2584 ehhh yeah totally *nervous laughing*

[@walnutalpaca8608]

Because we all *throw icebergs* right? It’s not just me right?

[@saragachagirlyt2584]

@@walnutalpaca8608 dont worry i do too

[@liz2]

"I like to reassure myself.
*I'M DOING GREAT"*

[@SchockN]

1:35 I still like that Google Translation doesn't want to waste water 🤣😂👍

[@carlenedanning446]

Who else noticed when she said “grab a little something to put in my stomach” she picked up her PHONE

[@penggao7034]

Carlene Danning yep

[@hakbak3991]

Wait, you don’t eat your phone? What do you do with it then?!

[@mrmasterball217]

Some micro chips.

[@carlenedanning446]

Hak Bak Jellyfish white dishes. Duh.

[@kathrynsummers1735]

And micro-feich (that was bad, I know.)

[@aliight]

1:01
*FIRST, TAKE THE DISHES TO YOUR BED,*
*SITTING IN MY HOTEL, THROWING THE ICEBERG,*
*AND WORK ON YOUR FACE.*
im so done 😂😂👍

[@TheRealJackOfTrades]

T H R O W T H E I C E B E R G

[@jellykitty9618]

*T H R O W I N G T H E I C E B E R G*

[@amayax7793]

*_T H R O W I N G T H E I C E B E R G_*

[@pravijarajesh]

THEN WORK YOUR FACE!!

[@Lionswordleo]

Titan Nic would be pleased

[@thiagoecb]

Malinda's morning: healthy and calm.
Translated Morning: Lazy and Stressed, have to do stuff early (mine ;-;)

[@hachi_23]

"I have no one, i have to work hard in the morning, life is not my favourite,but it helps me *SUFFER* AND *SUFFER* in my healthy health!"
BEST. LINE.

[@fyzioo8316]

The neighbors: *all is quiet*
Google translate: I'M DOING GREATT!!

[@LustrousCalamity]

I want to like but u have 299

[@DenmarkDoesNotExist]

2020 At it's finest

[@JulieParhelia]

"On my lips, lips and lipstick I'll give pinks of colors."
😂😂😂😂😂

[@danicali7510]

"I am not awake, but I am happy to help"
*dies*
that's actually so damn relatable

[@funtimefoxy4057]

Yup