Rumor has it that it was a poor illustration done on a whiteboard as an example for instructions and the rock and note "rock or something" was copied exactly. But that's probably all just banter.
yako okay it means something to tilt it on when they are eating outside, like a rock or something else. They are not saying they don’t know what the object is
My father is a brazilian marine (Fuzileiro Naval in portuguese) and he used to bring home lots of these when I was a kid. They were pretty tasty, honestly.
shit this takes me back. my father is a general in the national guard and when my sister and i were little we would always have a bunch of these exact MREs laying around the house. we would always force my dad to cook them for us even though we never ate them, we just thought they were cool.
Santiago Carrillo I'm more astonished by how much he earns at whatever job he's employed. The price of the equipment he is using, plus all the expenses for these unboxings is pretty staggering. No surprise he's not revealing his identity.
“Hey man, wanna trade diced pears for blueberry granola?” Oh USMC memories, that chocolate first strike bar was always a treasure too, along with the apple cinnamon flavor
I would LOVE for there to be an asmr channel dedicated solely to MRE unboxing videos. Something about the thick plastic wrapping, the assortment of objects, and the fact that I'm genuinely curious about what's inside makes these kinds of videos so great.
Why would he need to chew it? It would still be interesting to see him crack eggs, paint them in the water, probably even use markers on them. I do agree it would be weird to hear someone chewing on an egg in a video lmfao
there are too many people in the comments who feel entitled to translations from korean/japanese commentors. they're just here to enjoy the video, they don't have to translate jackshit for you.
Svetlana Kholmetskaya There are multiple versions, some antiallergic as well. If I remember correctly from my time in the Army, it was like 12 meals for breakfast, 'bout 20 for lunch and 'nother 13 or so for supper. They also aren't emergency packs.
Rachel Purity oh, so it's basically just your meal on the go? I thought it was some sort of a pack that people get during the disasters like flood or fire. And if I get it right, the emergency packs are usually non-allergic?
British MRE "Safely cradle the food contents in your arms and sing it a warm song while it cooks" American MRE: "just put it up against a rock or something"
When you come home from work and you just feel liek a shoe So you think to urself “I think im gonna watch sum stupid shit on the internet!” Then you scroll down the comment section look at it for 5 whole seconds and type “ oh man of boi guyz u rlly nEEd 2 bee carfuul u bein meean im so T R I G G E R E D so to gain back my honor of wasting my life im going to gain attention “ HOPEFULLY SOMEONE NOTICES ME... IM SO LONELY (*≧∀≦*)
I make that pussi pop Liek herpes you know I was trying to decide if your comment gave me full on cancer but then I saw your name and I was sure I had it
You know what you need to do? Have a burning fire in the background while you do ASMR cuz that stuff works so well. Try using it and tapping on a glass or something too. You just cannot not have tingles. It's impossible.
Hi surge. Love the videos. After being in the navy and watching this video years ago, I’ve learned a bout mre’s and personally had some my self. From what I recall I’m pretty sure the bag has to be seated up to cook properly. Again love the videos.
Cygnius yo, ive had a few of these and i buy these to take camping, got used to them at a youth military prlgram and they hella good if you like simple cooking (some anyway)
My dad brought back a ton of these when I was a kid. I loved them bc I though I was the ultimate survivor badass that i thought my dad was at the time. I had one recently and they are truly awful. The whole point of an MRE is to pack as many calories into it as you can and be cheap. I’d mainly stay away from anything with cheese. You’ll be blocked up for days
11:26 "Rock or something" Ah yes, the tough, unbeatable military that regards everything with the utmost seriousness.
GTCcraft kills me every time I see it😂 So nonchalant about it. *“Yeah you can use a rock or something...whatever...”*
fool, you underestimate the true power of the R O C K
bugz R. O. C. K
*R O C K*
Rumor has it that it was a poor illustration done on a whiteboard as an example for instructions and the rock and note "rock or something" was copied exactly. But that's probably all just banter.
0:52 trying to open a chip bag in class
HGoatss 😂😂😂
The struggle is real.
HGoatss Real shit
and after when that chip bag is opened....
everybody starts asking for your damn chips
Lol
Commander:Surge!
Surge:Yes sir!
Commander: Your rations
*Spends half an hour tapping an making sounds with the package
Freddie Saviour the CO is in the command tent with AC, you're sitting on dirt. He's not the one giving you food ha.
Carl Weathers huh what??
Lmao
Yeah wha?
Commander: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SOLDER
"rock or something" love it
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed bc when I saw it I almost burst out laughing
Where's my "boulder or some shit i dunno?"
BUT where’s my “lava stone lmfao idk 🤣💯 its lit tho 🔥😳😳”??
Classic military meme. Far as I know, the original versions of these during desert storm had the same wording
I don’t think it’s really meant to be a joke I think it literally means a “rock or something else”
"Rock or Something"
-US Military MRE
*_pErIoD_*
@@justanotheruser2611 lmaooooo 😂👌
Fanni Kaczy straight out, no one asked.
ssonline it’s actually interesting, let the dude have his fun, man
ssonline Waa! He misspelled a word, this this guy is not interesting, and everybody else’s points are invalid! Waaaaa!
I love how we put on the heating bag "rock or Something"
yako okay yeah! My dad had me try an mre, he used to be in the military! Haha
That's my favorite part
One of our old sergeants has a tshirt with a rock on it that said that
10:43
yako okay it means something to tilt it on when they are eating outside, like a rock or something else. They are not saying they don’t know what the object is
My father is a brazilian marine (Fuzileiro Naval in portuguese) and he used to bring home lots of these when I was a kid. They were pretty tasty, honestly.
youtube: ASMRSurge has just posted a new video!
Me: mom, im going to bed.
Mom: It's 6:30pm.
Me: IM GOING TO BED.
ooga booga
FantomPlayer coming for your nooga
草
It’s 11:58 right now so I’m kinda screwed
You yell at your mom che
DICED PEARS
(IN HEAVY SYRUP)
INGREDIENTS: PEARS IN LIGHT SYRUP...
8:27
Professor Togetank my whole world is a lie......
Professor Togetank TRIGGERED
Professor Togetank They just put in double the amount of light syrup in their to turn it into heavy syrup. Trust me
M.R.E = Fancy lunchable
Join the oh yeah yeah army. Trur
Soggy Potato lol
No. More like MRE = meal ready to excrement
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 yep lol
MRE stands for My red eel
16:29 Nice hiss
Alright, now let's get this onto a tray.
Not old enough for Steve
He’ll eat any more that you’ll send him or he buys off of you
Aie🔥❤
nice.
Nice.
shit this takes me back. my father is a general in the national guard and when my sister and i were little we would always have a bunch of these exact MREs laying around the house. we would always force my dad to cook them for us even though we never ate them, we just thought they were cool.
Thats so hot🔥
full house cast my grandpa did that
You shouldn't put that information here dawg have you seen what the Russians are up to ???
Broke Dog да, мы здесь
Shieeet let yo pappy know I’m tryna reach E-5 and I need waivers 🤣🤣🤣
0:57 me when im trying to have a snack at 3:30 am
*DJ-* *PonG* accurate
*DJ-* *PonG* omfg
hot cheetos **accriate
The Boss of Sauce accurate***
according to all know laws of aviation****
Crap, I wake up to go to college and the notification pops up.
I guess college can wait...
Donadon I'm watching this in class.
I'm on my my bed and I'm sooooo sleepy from this version video
Why did I type version
I'm watching this at work XDDDD
Toxic64 0 hahah
20:50 Once your teeth are in there you will never get them out again
@Cole Boismierfr doeh
I just imagine the day when he finally talks something like...
My name is Jeff
Santiago Carrillo I'm more astonished by how much he earns at whatever job he's employed. The price of the equipment he is using, plus all the expenses for these unboxings is pretty staggering.
No surprise he's not revealing his identity.
He's from Poland probably as I noticed at his soap carving video but that's all we know about him
You just combined two of my favorite types of videos on the internet.
MRE opening videos 😂
theVHSvlog mre opening videos are pretty fun to watch in a weird way
theVHSvlog lol it's a "PAIN BURGER". "Here comes the pain!" Lol
L'Ornithorynque Masqué r/whoosh
L'Ornithorynque Masqué do you still not get the joke?
yay another MRE video I love these, and the soap ones :P
Lolly Popps So, i heard by a little blue bird that you like wet sounds. So, do you like any *cough* *cough* ear... licking?
LOL
MREs taste like soap so there's that!
Mr. RoiS XD
True!
“Hey man, wanna trade diced pears for blueberry granola?” Oh USMC memories, that chocolate first strike bar was always a treasure too, along with the apple cinnamon flavor
I would LOVE for there to be an asmr channel dedicated solely to MRE unboxing videos. Something about the thick plastic wrapping, the assortment of objects, and the fact that I'm genuinely curious about what's inside makes these kinds of videos so great.
Ugh the moist wet sounds make me so uncomfortable yet relaxed at the same time.
United Gaming Network giggity
United Gaming Network EVERY food sounds absolutely disgusting if recorded with a highly sensitive mic...
You should go search Japanese asmr
3:19 "Rock or something"
Idk why but that just made me chuckle pretty hard
Bad for my sorry English
(hi)
I thought this meme was dead already 🤔
Must confess that I laughed
Romo Sapien The more you mention it, the more it grows, plus IT'S NOT A MEME
Invigorate buddy if a lot of people start using it, it becomes a meme. this *is* a meme
ironically sarcastic joke damn Daniel is a meme a shit one but unfortunately still a meme
0:52 Anyone remember opening that bag of Takis in school, then everyone comes up and is like "HEY, WERE FRIENDS RIGHT?"
@Declan Baxter yeah they are like rolled sticks
Pretty common here in Mexico
I recommend you do an easter egg ASMR with you cracking eggs, making sounds with them, and whatever.
FE4RS too late m8
Please NO chewing sounds. I'm gonna kill a bitch if I hear one more person chewing or smacking or swallowing or anything eating related.
Why would he need to chew it? It would still be interesting to see him crack eggs, paint them in the water, probably even use markers on them. I do agree it would be weird to hear someone chewing on an egg in a video lmfao
FE4RS you can assume he/ she's gender
Welp. There's no coming back, right?
I wonder if he/she/it's a helicopter, a chair, or.... an egg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I never thought I would be this early to an ASMRSurge video.
Hmmm.
It's really good though.
Whatsisname Same
Whatsisname me neither
Whatsisname I'm like two days late to it lol
I disagree, I do not want to die.
there are too many people in the comments who feel entitled to translations from korean/japanese commentors. they're just here to enjoy the video, they don't have to translate jackshit for you.
well it would be nice
you said my favourite curse word!!! that's a first on YT:)
PS I agree with you, jackshit on trans.
No one is forcing them?
you sure? heard you was busy gobbling a mouthful of nuts and thought I'd have a bit of the fun
말 잘하네~
*You didn’t put it on a tray and say NICE.*
I cannot describe to you how happy I am that you commented that
Yes
Steve1989mreinfo
I see you everywhere.. ARE YOU AN ELVE! YOU BETTER NOT WANT THE CAT PISS! 😂😂😂 (inside joke)
“Hey sarge?” “Yes corporal?” “Whys that guy tapping on his spoon while we’re getting shot at?”
Corporal: Because hes trying to distract the enemies with some relaxation...
Sarge: Oh is it working?
Corporal: No!!
Hi. (sorry for bad English)
michał lemański stale meme
michał lemański don't feel worried,am learning English together :)
michał lemański
lol i have a feeling you read pewdiepie'd comment sections.
고정관념ᅩ The joke flew over your head, North Korean.
+***** uh, okay?
I love how the military care enough about their products that they brand their nutrition bars
Other countries: canned foods, and setups for cooking them.
America: Soup in a bag and an energy bar.
Anthony Smith you get a flameless heater and sides. Shut up private.
Canada: PAIN HAMBURGER
@@jessicasophiahong918 french speakers are so hardcore. we eat pain for breakfast.
I had my volume up all the way then an ad came up all like
NEW DOVE SPRAY!!!
Kazmii Kaz Bee I love dove spray
You have such nice arms and hands :)
exactly
fili the dino fist me daddy
fili the dino litterely the only thing you can compliment his body about
LegendaryTrev WHATCHU SAY TO ME
Lol akward...😂😂
'A rock or something' truly the USA is the pinnacle of education in the world. *End sarcasm*
Wulferious I think the label makers were really bored
Wulferious don't need to put a list of fancy words for an mre keep it simple
Elessar Yávëtil lmfaooo
Step 1: open this shit up
The USA must be pretty smart! They are the super power of the world! END TRUTH
Wulferious USA is the pinnacle of freedom and democracy in the world *end truth*
16:31
*whispers* nice hiss!
*gently slams on tray*
Nice!
Let's get this onto a tray!
*transitions*
Nice! M'kay
Commander : eat fast! We have mission
Me : /play w my food and make my squad sleep/
I watched this at 5:41 in the morning
Dedication
Niňo cabeza de mazapán 3:26 😐
5:47 A.M. West Coast
10:10 A.M.!
*Patagonia* 😎❤
6:13 PM UK
Quite literally my first introduction to asmr! Was just searching for mres and found something even bigger than that 🥺 hehe thank youuu
The most satisfying mre opening ever
I don't know why I like the colour and the smooth looks of the MRE bag.
This got me thinking. It's an emergency pack, it must ne suitable for everyone, why it has so much allergens in it? (peanut butter for instance)
LittleMissMandy I know that is really nutritious, but what if someone is allergic? In this case it doesn't matter how much protein it contains.
Svetlana Kholmetskaya jjj
crazy_weirdo_203 -eve- wut
Svetlana Kholmetskaya There are multiple versions, some antiallergic as well.
If I remember correctly from my time in the Army, it was like 12 meals for breakfast, 'bout 20 for lunch and 'nother 13 or so for supper.
They also aren't emergency packs.
Rachel Purity oh, so it's basically just your meal on the go? I thought it was some sort of a pack that people get during the disasters like flood or fire.
And if I get it right, the emergency packs are usually non-allergic?
Can I ask a question?
That's the question.
Plexy no
Plexy Good one.
No.
no
Garbage.
British MRE "Safely cradle the food contents in your arms and sing it a warm song while it cooks"
American MRE: "just put it up against a rock or something"
I felt sleepy, so I decided watch an ASMR video, now I feel sleepy and I'm hungry
Asmrsurge do you get hungry while making this video? cause all of that food must go somewhere after filming.
thats all i think about
#AsmrSurgeForever
Edit: i love how asmr just makes people find their long lost headphones for just one vid
I got an ad that was just three minutes of steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet. Nice.
"Let's put on a tray. Nice!"
Do you always feel up your meals?
hen3cool you have to feel what you eat
hen3cool cx
hen3cool yes.
You mean you don't?? 🙄
I do
“Rock or something” 😂😂😂😂 that killed me 😂😂😂😂
Dude, the production quality of your videos are insane, all I would want from this channel, is more frequent uploads :)
"Many of you Really Enjoyed" MRE
Yokuzaito 愛 AAYYY
FreshBakedCookie he knows, he's just joking.
I guess
+Nocturnal yes.
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
Man Raped by Eeyore... I dont like mine
Idk why but packages like these make the best sounds
Never thought an MRE could be so relaxing. I'm usually stuck with the crappy meals, cause my wingmen always take the good meals. Awesome vid!
Hi (ENTSCHULDIGUNG FÜR MEINE SCHLECHTEN ENGLISCH KENNTNISSE)
Milionsen kein problem
DEUTSCHLANDIAAAA
Is ok, ich verzeih dir.
8.32
Пиздец, ну что за люди!
man this comment section is way worse than usual. where's all the asmr positivity yall?? smh
When you come home from work and you just feel liek a shoe
So you think to urself “I think im gonna watch sum stupid shit on the internet!”
Then you scroll down the comment section look at it for 5 whole seconds and type “ oh man of boi guyz u rlly nEEd 2 bee carfuul u bein meean im so T R I G G E R E D so to gain back my honor of wasting my life im going to gain attention “ HOPEFULLY SOMEONE NOTICES ME... IM SO LONELY
(*≧∀≦*)
I make that pussi pop Liek herpes you know I was trying to decide if your comment gave me full on cancer but then I saw your name and I was sure I had it
Magma YT m8 its from a year ago
Smh = sandwich Making Honey
I make that pussi pop Liek herpes reading your comment gave me a stroke
Meal ready to eat...more like meal that makes me weak in the knees
marklb1 what are you, fucking gay?
guitar player whats wrong with being gay
Marina H he never said being gay was wrong
Thats not even the point 😂
I like how it says on the bag at 11:37 "rock or something"
Can we just appreciate "a rock or something..." The wording is super clever if your goal is to improve soldier morale
At BMT we had these at beast since it was pretty much camping. Some of them absolutely slap. I will not lie. Even the bad ones aren’t that bad.
Ngl i got asmr tingles for the first time in like 2 uears watching this
Alright, let's get this out onto a tray.
Nice, m'kay.
12:00 this is magic 😍😍😍😍
"Keep inclined" *holds it horizontal the entire time*
14:37 not gonna lie, that looks *really* good.
You know what you need to do? Have a burning fire in the background while you do ASMR cuz that stuff works so well. Try using it and tapping on a glass or something too. You just cannot not have tingles. It's impossible.
one of the best asmrtist!
Hi surge. Love the videos. After being in the navy and watching this video years ago, I’ve learned a bout mre’s and personally had some my self. From what I recall I’m pretty sure the bag has to be seated up to cook properly. Again love the videos.
"Private, what the f*ck are you drinking?!"
"A French vanilla cappuccino SIR!"
袋の音素晴らしいです…😪❤️❤️
Do you eat it after you're done? seems tasty
Kjall
It's not
Its vile when you're actually having to eat it it sucks
Cygnius okay yes well for people who aren't stuck living off them for months actually do enjoy them
Cygnius yo, ive had a few of these and i buy these to take camping, got used to them at a youth military prlgram and they hella good if you like simple cooking (some anyway)
My dad brought back a ton of these when I was a kid. I loved them bc I though I was the ultimate survivor badass that i thought my dad was at the time. I had one recently and they are truly awful. The whole point of an MRE is to pack as many calories into it as you can and be cheap. I’d mainly stay away from anything with cheese. You’ll be blocked up for days
After eating these for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It gets to the point where they’ll never look appetizing again.
The most impressive part is how easy he opened that shit. Its fucking hard.
Others: Oh such nice sounds!
Me: Why the hell are you scratching crackers?
Dunno but I love the sound it makes
USA : this is battlefield fast-food
Ngl, I would take mres over fast food any day, the new menus are smack
I love MREs! They usually taste pretty good! One time I got lucky and got some Reese’s Pieces inside one! I’m being serious about this.
Subbed
Uh your content is weird I
Maira Alvarado
Y e s
Again but still
ADS SHOULD REALLY BE BANNED FROM ASMR VIDEOS
I got so many times scared because I was half asleep with the video and then RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
but like
they need money
This guy should make asmr for the army to listen to
glancing at this just now for the whatever number of times ive watched it to notice the mints/gum and sugar/salt at the end for the smiley face
Where are the standard issue crayons ?
this looks better than my highschool lunch tf
A good MRE is about the only thing I'd quit my diet for. I may be addicted to MREs lol.
耳が！耳があああ！！(((^q^ = ^p^)))
Thank you very much!
I love your video!😉
English my hi sorry for
(bad)
🍖🍖😃🍖😂😆🤢😈😈🐩🤑😃😂😄😄😃😃😃@CytrackOfficial @Pewdular
I love how they have nutritional facts in those. I bet you often think of your diet when on battlefield
Hard surface: exists
ASMRSurge: *this is for tapping*
14:28 me at 1 in the morning
these bags have my favorite crinkly sound in the whole world. thick plastic/vinyl ftw
You have the best sound/mic setup I have heard from asmr artists yet.
2 minutes into the video 😴💤
Your in the middle of a war everyone is shoot in and it’s intense and there’s just that one guy peacefully eating a dish🤠
This is a great place to find sound effects
おおー！！
キド hem...yes ?
hem…Yes？ってなんて読むんやぁ！！
黒猫チャンネル それはめっちゃ気になってます…!!w
4:31 till 5:09 is what makes me sleep 😴👍👌
Ahhh man I like reading the long descriptions with cool stuff going on in your life. Oh well still gets my like.
I was in the US army and i enjoy this
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