Lol, I just imagined someone who doesn't know what ASMR is watching this video legitimately interested in the unboxing just screaming at his computer "WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING HIM SO LONG?"
I think youtube should realize that ASMR videos are a huge part of this site and there's an entire community dedicated to it. That being said, NOT HAVING(LOUD) ADS EXPLODE IN MY EARS WOULD BE NICE.
I get freaking lenny Kravitz daughter doing asmr while watching a video about firearms but I get a firearms ad on an asmr video. Either way my eardrums get blown out.
Honestly I'm just trying to figure out where the heck he got this MRE. Because "Wojskowa" was a secret military police force from Poland. So... I'm guessing hes Polish? And when I look up Wojskowa MRE's it comes up with a website that has mre's that look nothing like this?!?! WTF
Honestly this is my favorite because most people do asmr with just fooling around. I love this because it's asmr with a purpose. You're doing something, so please make more of these, it's hard to take your eyes off the screen
Please do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can! Awesome video 😊
Are you gonna make a review when its all cook :3 ( i know that that goes against your no talking thing but it would be cool, btw great vids and they make me calm down when im annoyed)
There isn’t always gunfire and chaos, my dad is in the air force and they just get sent to like Guam and sometimes even places in America. But I do feel like light and quiet gun shots and bomb sounds would actually sound satisfying for some reason
Meticulously unpacking is my forever favorite. Anything slow and meticulous will give me the absolute best tingles. One time we had a lady that was cleaning our desks at the office, and as she was doing her job in the most delicate way, I was staring at her movements in awe.
I don't get the ketchup or mustard or any sauce at school because I hate every sauce except for barbecue sauce and 1 more that I don't know the name of. Sorry if I'm already annoying people or something 😅
WOW, the crinkliness of this bag is beyond perfect... this is the best trigger from a crinkle I have ever experienced!! All of the other sounds also relax me. So, this just may be one of my new favorite videos to watch. ^_^ You are awesome!!! Thanks for helping people relax and sleep with your talent!
I've had some of these from when my dad was in the national guard he brought some home and I tried the meal and it was actually better than what I get at school
I've been watching and loving ASMRSurge's MRE vids for years, and I absolutely understand that ads have to be a part of the experience, but I would gladly watch a full block of extended ads at the beginning if it meant not having to deal with constant ad interruptions for the duration (which is something I've only started seeing recently). ASMR is intended to relax, reduce anxiety and stress, give tingles and ease you into sleep, so it defeats the purpose when every time I start to drift off, another blaring ad invades my zen and wakes me back up. I love these videos, they've helped me many times over, and while I know ads are necessary on Basic, I hate that I can't watch and listen to these awesome videos anymore because of the ad frequency. Thanks A LOT, YouBoob! Apologies, I just needed some rant space.
Well I've watched plenty of ASMR unboxing videos but I can certainly say I've never seen military rations unboxed in an ASMR video before. This was really interesting and I look forward to seeing part two and seeing how some of the food is prepared.
Your videos are amazing!! Seriously people who do asmr videos are angel! Admire their patience and how they spend gazillions of time exploring subtle sounds!
You should totally do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can!
Some thoughts I had while this was being opened. Let's get this out onto a tray! NICE! Nice Hiss MMkay We're gonna be starting the day off right! Take that Key off, lift that tab. *Glass clinking sounds*
+Asmrsurge hey so my and my freinds are haveing a camp out and want to buy these I'm not sure where to get them and the ones I find are not cheep. any ideas
Me: Watching ASMR, desperately needing to sleep. Me: Completely enthralled watching him open each and every item, and not wanting to miss a thing. Hopefully they packed some toothpicks in the MRE to keep my eyes open. 😂 Well done! All the best crinkles and visuals to relax.
SIGO MAS DE 15 CANALES DE ASMR PERO ESTE ES EL MEJOR QUE EXISTE NUNCA ME CANSO DE ESTE VIDEO LO VI MAS DE 20 VECES Y ME SIGUE RELAJANDO 😊 SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA
I kinda figured out what you just said. I have to say. Reading out Spanish in a whispering voice is the most relaxing language there is... Relajando. Rela-jando. Re-la-ja-nnnnn-doooooo.
@@larko2717 because he's yoshikage kira, he is 33 years old and he lives in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. he works as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and gets home by 8:00 PM at the latest. he doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. he's in bed by 11:00 PM, and he makes sure he gets at least 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. after having a warm glass of milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretching, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. he was told there were no issues at his last check-up. I'm trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
wow, I opened TH-cam and this was the first video recommended to me. I'm not even subscribed but I guess it has appeared because I've seen some of your videos lol...
Lol, I just imagined someone who doesn't know what ASMR is watching this video legitimately interested in the unboxing just screaming at his computer "WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING HIM SO LONG?"
And they mistake ASMR for the guys name, and are like "Ugh, this asmr guy is so annoying, I just want to see what's inside for gods sake!"
My sentiments exactly.
just eat the damn orangeee!!!!
"COME ON MAN ITS BEEN 5 MIN AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS OPEN IT AND JIGGLE THE WATER PACKET"
EAT THE GOD DAMN FOOD ALRIGHT?
I think youtube should realize that ASMR videos are a huge part of this site and there's an entire community dedicated to it. That being said, NOT HAVING(LOUD) ADS EXPLODE IN MY EARS WOULD BE NICE.
I know that feeling ;-; but sadly he has to make money somehow
Mr. Pigeon is right 😒
Hubert Nordvall just tryna help there is an app called youtube ++ where you can watch yt videos ad free it is what i use 👍
I get freaking lenny Kravitz daughter doing asmr while watching a video about firearms but I get a firearms ad on an asmr video. Either way my eardrums get blown out.
Ahh yes the art of not going deaf
still better than school lunches
Everything is better than school lunches
ACTUALLY these are delicious I tried it once and ate 2 by accident
A guy at my school would literally bring these as his lunch
@@superkalwonderk9733 even dog shit
@@leiaorgana_ That's luxury food
Imagine being a soldier and one of your partners starts doing this
Lol
Honestly I'm just trying to figure out where the heck he got this MRE. Because "Wojskowa" was a secret military police force from Poland. So... I'm guessing hes Polish? And when I look up Wojskowa MRE's it comes up with a website that has mre's that look nothing like this?!?! WTF
Jared Boike Maybe he’s secretly a soldier on a special force or something lol jk
Jared Boike if you look on the water bag it says water bag in French so it’s probably French!
@@griz6067 Ah, nice find.
Honestly this is my favorite because most people do asmr with just fooling around. I love this because it's asmr with a purpose. You're doing something, so please make more of these, it's hard to take your eyes off the screen
Please click the thumbs up button if you want to see the second part - 23:51
good asmr
Done (Y)
Please do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can! Awesome video 😊
+SaraahLovve omg yass
Are you gonna make a review when its all cook :3 ( i know that that goes against your no talking thing but it would be cool, btw great vids and they make me calm down when im annoyed)
I utterly love that you were still opening the bag at 3:00 minutes That shows real patience my man.
Just imagine being in the military and having some fellow soldier who opens his ration like this every time
I would not like that guy.
LMAOOOO
id finish my food and eat theirs
@@pulsare.m.6719 I would, actually that would be me-
Xyzedd
Man the microphones these asmr people use can pick up a fly farting
liam briggs 😂
Condenser microphones.
@@datamasked623 they can even pick up a fly thinking about farting
@@CholokMauser they can even pick up a fly
liam briggs could they pick up a girl screaming in the basement?
This is a joke. Chill
One day this guy is going to go all HowtoBasic on us
So strange that I was thinking the same thing lol
R.I.P. My ears if that happens.
April fool video?
Oh yes, please!
Egg smashing asmr
+SSJ3 Timo YAS
You forgot the gunfire and chaos in the background.
Spooky Business you forgot th-
Well hey you are kinda right
There isn’t always gunfire and chaos, my dad is in the air force and they just get sent to like Guam and sometimes even places in America. But I do feel like light and quiet gun shots and bomb sounds would actually sound satisfying for some reason
A C i think it was a joke 😂
@@deargod2146 Do you know the way bro?
Dark-Dev of coarse who doesnt my guy
14:15 I can almost hear him thinking "WTF is this?" I literally can't stop laughing at the pause he makes when he pulls it out of the bag!
Gravelord Nito xD
When I first saw it I thought it was cheese
Jaja lo más gracioso es que lame la toalla pensando que era comestible 😂😂😂
I thought it was a packet of lemonade mix
Polish people take care about hygiene very well XDDD
Meticulously unpacking is my forever favorite. Anything slow and meticulous will give me the absolute best tingles. One time we had a lady that was cleaning our desks at the office, and as she was doing her job in the most delicate way, I was staring at her movements in awe.
Remember back in elementary school during lunch when you’d get like a ketchup or mustard packet? Bro imagine getting a water packet.
I don't get the ketchup or mustard or any sauce at school because I hate every sauce except for barbecue sauce and 1 more that I don't know the name of. Sorry if I'm already annoying people or something 😅
This is one of the best crinkly videos, ever! Like ever ever! ♥
A familiar face
instructions: "add water from unknown source" I lol'd at that
Lol
American MREs have a food heater inside(rarely gets used) that says "lean against a rock, or something."
+kymyamaha01
Who doesn't use their heater? That shitty pork rib is even more shitty when cold.
Add your piss to it
+Linky-poo I never had time in the field. also, I was always starving and didnt care
WOW, the crinkliness of this bag is beyond perfect... this is the best trigger from a crinkle I have ever experienced!! All of the other sounds also relax me. So, this just may be one of my new favorite videos to watch. ^_^ You are awesome!!! Thanks for helping people relax and sleep with your talent!
This is probably the best MRE unboxing I've seen in a while.
The sheer dedication to inspecting every nook and cranny of each item is unparalleled.
Vivat Polonia!!! ❤
I am Polish, and I am kind of pround that Polish food ration was opened here, on one of my favorite chanels.
Am I the only one who prefers and has a more genuine reaction to ASMR when its actually unintentionnal ??
I hadn't had asmr like this for a long time! The first part before opening the bag was wonderful.
If he's not going to tap his fingers on Suchary Specjalne... I swear to god...
neoqueto I speak Polish and this sounds absurdly funny XD
wodnyrak pozdrawiam Polaków którzy to oglądają :)
I love suchary specjalne they are so tasty
Lloyd Alister Callihan читается как сухари спец’яльне
@@jachu290 Nawzajem hehe
I've had some of these from when my dad was in the national guard he brought some home and I tried the meal and it was actually better than what I get at school
Other soldier in the food hall: what the hell are you doing, private Surge?
Your mic quality is one of the best in ASMR.
Amazing how much stuff is in there.
Aren't you easily surprised
🤗SURPRISE!!
I hate surprises.
+Greentiger No, I really hate surprises. The unknown is irritating.
+Aesar Croft (David) shit stop scaring everyone!
開けるのにこんなに時間かかる人あんまいないよね。いや、めっちゃ褒めてる。
めっちゃ耳が気持ちいい
I freaking love having ads play in the middle of an ASMR video. It’s my favorite.
Great video! I love watching Steve's ration unboxing videos, this is like an upgrade!
Same I thought this was one of his videos when I first saw it haha
OMG ERIC FLORES!! YOU WERE THE GUY THAT SAID NICK BEAN LOOKED LIKE A BLACK MAN THAT CHEWED ON HIS NOSE OMG U R MY PAPA
+shaman mnyambo lol yea 😂😂
+Eric Flores lol bro u r the greatest
+Eric Flores YO MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH U?!?
The sounds starting at 12:00 with the little can were soooo great
That was good. There was more in it than i was expecting.
this is only part one
+Raini YT yes, but all the contents of the bag have been displayed in the first part. That's what OP was talking about
Asuna Yuuki said by literally all of my exes
I've been watching and loving ASMRSurge's MRE vids for years, and I absolutely understand that ads have to be a part of the experience, but I would gladly watch a full block of extended ads at the beginning if it meant not having to deal with constant ad interruptions for the duration (which is something I've only started seeing recently). ASMR is intended to relax, reduce anxiety and stress, give tingles and ease you into sleep, so it defeats the purpose when every time I start to drift off, another blaring ad invades my zen and wakes me back up. I love these videos, they've helped me many times over, and while I know ads are necessary on Basic, I hate that I can't watch and listen to these awesome videos anymore because of the ad frequency. Thanks A LOT, YouBoob!
Apologies, I just needed some rant space.
I love that they give a decent amount of everything ☺
hi person who might see this have a great day😀
StealthPilot86gaming thank you, kind person! you too have a nice day :)
StealthPilot86gaming Thank you god bless you💕
Aww, you have a great day too, sugar!
Thanks
Have a nice day to, even if 2 years have pass
ASMR makes me relaxed because I was thinking I had a lot of things to do and now I'm relaxed and I feel like I had nothing to do :3
Well I've watched plenty of ASMR unboxing videos but I can certainly say I've never seen military rations unboxed in an ASMR video before. This was really interesting and I look forward to seeing part two and seeing how some of the food is prepared.
Your videos are amazing!! Seriously people who do asmr videos are angel! Admire their patience and how they spend gazillions of time exploring subtle sounds!
I'm gonna stay up for the whole video!
Falls asleep after 5 minutes.
Randomly replying to an old comment beacuse yes
@@pumpkinspicecat650 lmao
I could make a comment about how this came right as I was going to bed, but I won't. My sleeping schedule is fucked.
Me too
Lmfao same it's 5 am here
Usually I go to bed around 11 but lately I can't fall asleep until 5 AM....
im like nocturnal now mines gotten really bad i wake up right before 7 p.m.
+Rico Suave Most days I work until 7am but last night I got a break so I was out lmao.
You should totally do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can!
Who knew what was inside of a Military ration bag was more bags! 😱
Bubbaoniichan i mean.. ofcourse a Slavic bag would just have smaller bags in it
I did. Did you expect them to just throw some gum with unwrapped candies and chemical wipes in there all in one? That could poison somebody.
@@AC-ck2bd Yeah!
The best asmr I have ever listened thanks for relaxing. Hello from Uzbekistan
From America
Some thoughts I had while this was being opened.
Let's get this out onto a tray!
NICE!
Nice Hiss
MMkay
We're gonna be starting the day off right!
Take that Key off, lift that tab.
*Glass clinking sounds*
Was anybody else waiting for him to put it out on a tray?
deathbringer676 Nice!
Ludke niiiice
Nice hiss!
Yessssss😆😆😆😂😂😂
Me: sleeps to this while my headphones are all the way up and forgetting i have autoplay on
Stamper from hunnicast: *_MY BIG TOE HURTS_*
9:17 when you thought he just pulled out a condom from a military ration
I love the beginning with the crinkly bag/container thing before he opens ittt :))))
A Silver lapping tapping sound is wonderful!!
I love it😍
Sorry,my English is too bad :(
Omg when you sniffed the wet wipes xD
Does it smell nice?
Very nice and refreshing. When I wiped my hands it felt like they are completely sterile and nicely cooled. It was very pleasant.
+Asmrsurge hey so my and my freinds are haveing a camp out and want to buy these I'm not sure where to get them and the ones I find are not cheep. any ideas
+ethan timothy US rations are the cheapest
SS Oberscharführer I can't find them thi
+ethan timothy You have to go to a surplus store. Otherwise the internet military stores might have them.
When I saw this in recommendation the title was too long so it said unboxing a military rat
I mean, I’m down for that
Bet
Love this!! You're so innovative and creative, its admirable!! :)
Thick plastic packaging makes really good sounds🦊💕
Me: Watching ASMR, desperately needing to sleep.
Me: Completely enthralled watching him open each and every item, and not wanting to miss a thing. Hopefully they packed some toothpicks in the MRE to keep my eyes open. 😂
Well done! All the best crinkles and visuals to relax.
So close to 100k!! You sure do deserve it and even more!! 😊
this has so many great sounds. wonderful idea!
SIGO MAS DE 15 CANALES DE ASMR PERO ESTE ES EL MEJOR QUE EXISTE NUNCA ME CANSO DE ESTE VIDEO LO VI MAS DE 20 VECES Y ME SIGUE RELAJANDO 😊 SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA
I kinda figured out what you just said.
I have to say. Reading out Spanish in a whispering voice is the most relaxing language there is...
Relajando. Rela-jando. Re-la-ja-nnnnn-doooooo.
i have no idea why but this is literally the best asmr video for me. I watched this video 2 times, I fell asleep in like 30 seconds on both XD
I use to love MRE'S when was I married....my ex husband is in the military. I'm also loving this video!!! That crinkly sound is awesome!
polish ration. "nice."
no, it's polish...
Gren Moyo niice
Jakub Brunovsky You can literally read it in description that this package is Polish
Gren Moyo lets get this out onto a tray
sriracha ramen This guy knows whats up!
As Patrick Stump would said, this is more than I bargained for
Suga ́s 3 dollars chain
ur user name 😂😂
Suga ́s 3 dollars chain Hi there random ARMY
Yes to part 2!
Unboxing + ASMR = Best video ever!
I mostly use ASMR for calming myself down after a panic attack and I must say this video works wonders! It’s tingly, and interesting at the same time!
This bag is like Dora's the explorers backpack 😂😂it has everything and it fit a lot
Or Milo Murphy
ASMR
A
Simple
Military
Ration
O my god that's funny and a good joke
Omg I love food ration videos and I love asmr. Perfect ^_^ Subbed!
The way you write in the details in the description is so clever and neat like
Not even Bob Ros manages to get me sleepy and relaxed so much! this is awesome
I usually like asmr to be loud. One problem. An ad popped up before the vid. #EARAPE
RSGAMING same
*_I WANNA PLAY GAME OF WAR BUT THIS ONE PLAYER KEEPS KICKING MY ASS_*
jake2003 *IS IT THE LEGEND27*
Ryan Sheldon rip
You just said Ear Ape or EA Rape
opening scene: ...
Me: Oh damn this gonna be good!
Perfect video. Love it. Warm regards from Lima, Peru.
Asmr en Peru :O
+Jesus Neyra Saludos " )
+Adamantios :D
+Jesus Neyra saludos
Adamantios is that where lima beans come from?
its amazing the sound of the green plastic bag... thats my main trigger
Such a neat ASMR never seen a military ration until now keep up the great work this was so calming.
The sounds r better than my grades.
And my future.
Wow. They must be really good then.
@@sf8262 r/whoooosh
Its a polish ration pack?
yes
Yes
I bet he has has really soft hands..
Why do you think that??
@@larko2717 because he's yoshikage kira, he is 33 years old and he lives in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. he works as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and gets home by 8:00 PM at the latest. he doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. he's in bed by 11:00 PM, and he makes sure he gets at least 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. after having a warm glass of milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretching, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. he was told there were no issues at his last check-up. I'm trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@bluntfishtrauma hehe
@@bluntfishtrauma I would give a thumbs up to your comment, but killer queen had already touched the like button
dead on noises, just what I've been looking for! Amazing, THANK YOU
This might just be my favorite asmr in the world :)
beautiful hands, well kept too. like they're made for asmr
Randomly replying to an old comment beacuse yes
@@pumpkinspicecat650 i still stand by my comment
@@Flameysaur pretty impressive
Omg I feel nasty because I literally thought the Carbonex was a condom 😩😶 shame on me
Yes indeed, shame on you
After seeing it, I can understand the mistake.
jajajaja
oh hey, fellow kpopper ^^
Omg same
Now THIS is how you fuck the enemies. You just whip out the military MRE's and you give them tingles.
You are the best of best asmr youtuber! Every video you made is so relaxing and satisfying. Thank you for your effort :)
It's like Ashens but without Ashen, a couch, and that.
tat***
In this case you could even say it's Rashens ;)
Sleepy Boy badum tish
FoxTrot *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* Hello!
or the silver skull...
Love the writing in the description bar
wow, I opened TH-cam and this was the first video recommended to me. I'm not even subscribed but I guess it has appeared because I've seen some of your videos lol...
sub to him
Papa Bless depends
+Seductive Introverted 14 Year Old 'seductive' and '14 year old' in the same sentence? i dont think so.
Sub to him
+Seductive Introverted 14 Year Old What does it depend on? ;)
Most satisfying unboxing video I've ever seen
Finally someone making an ASMR video with a polish ration.
17:14 I asked my self "is that a condom?"
Hashida Tackey relatable
No, it’s kawa rozpuszczalna. :)j
It's a beverage powder.
The second I clicked on that timestamp a fucking fps ad came on. Rip my ears.
LOL When you pulled out the Mleko (milk) I just imagined a group of Polish soldiers dancing around in tutu's, each with a bottle of it in their hands.
mleko jest ohydne fuu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:01 Oh, It's from my country!
Same ;)
@@quietus3661 nice
Tak samo jak kanał. Też z Polski :)
I really love listening to the sounds of packaging!
i love it, its been so long since i felt tingles from a asmr video. good job.
12:07 read my mind lol
Wut?
@@fellix7531 to move the packet, so it was lined up and even.
@@larko2717 ohhh thanks lol now i see tnx
6:50 #mannequinchallenge
Timothy Mcswaggins Lmfaoo right he stood so still 😂😂😂 I thought the video paused 😂😂
💀
Damn I remember that
Me at 9:38 *Looks down* "Wtf is that like a condom?"
in the military you have to be prepared for anything
APlatinumOrange ikr
APlatinumOrange my exact thought when i saw that.
APlatinumOrange. ㄥ匕 工Ｓ 丹 Ｓㄗ口尺匕 匚口れ刀口爪 ಠ_ಠ
APlatinumOrange Are pills. xd
This asmr will just be the best asmr for me everyday!
I've probably watched this video like 50 times BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD OMG
how do you unbox a bag? more like an unbagging.
tj1990 Don't worry about it.
tj1990 why you bothered by minuscule details?
Good question...
Death By IB he may not be bothered, jusg curious
I should not watch these right after getting up but they're just too good not to.
same OMG yes
ikr
I'm doing the same thing right now XD
I'm watching it in the morning too 😹
same
package sounds👍👍