ASMR Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Hello there,
In this video I'm silently unboxing another military ration. I hope everyone of you will be able to find some of the sounds relaxing :)
Btw. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you guys!
Here are some more videos with MREs I've made so far:
1. Kazakh: • ASMR I feel so sorry f...
2. Canadian: • ASMR Canadian MRE
3. French: • ASMR French MRE
4. USA: • ASMR US Military MRE
5. Polish: • ASMR Unboxing a milita...
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Here are some more videos with MREs I've made so far:
1. Kazakh: th-cam.com/video/hO73ccEsyq0/w-d-xo.html
2. Canadian: th-cam.com/video/sjINASdAQyo/w-d-xo.html
3. French: th-cam.com/video/h5s20CBN_e4/w-d-xo.html
4. US: th-cam.com/video/x-jX3C_9Os0/w-d-xo.html
5. Polish: th-cam.com/video/hSIfADSHHmg/w-d-xo.html
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you guys!
Every time I pass the US Army MREs at our commissary, I think of your videos. 😆
I love these MREs
Could you please make a video like that, but with Spanish MRE? If its posible
ASMRSurge pls do one with the German MRE, the EPA
Where do you even get them?
Ah yes, the national Russian delicacies of Brown Paste, Orange Paste, White Paste, Brown-Orange Paste, White-Orange Paste, and Mush.
Russian astronauts' menu is mainly pastes as well. Borshch paste, cucumber paste, vodka paste... :)
@@Lionman177 vodka was invented in poland and it shouldnt be synonymous with russia
@@Lionman177 ohh, my favourite vodka Morosha...... Just try this and you in paradise.....
@Schibitun нифига эти не понимают))
Я такое каждый день жру, мама как наварит блядь уххх сука
So Surge. You N E E D to get a proper watermark on your videos, there's a whole channel re-uploading your videos and telling people that say that in their comments to f off so yeah. You also should get rid of that persons channel somehow. Just so you know.
Edit: I recently looked through my liked videos to find one was gone. I looked through my subscriptions only to find one was missing. THE FAKE ASMR SURGE
(I subbed to keep an eye on how quickly they re uploaded the videos) I'm glad it's gone, but there are still others out there I've forgotten the name of that you can hunt down. Just so you know.
What's the channel's name?
It's sad and frustrating how someone could re-upload other people's content so easily since the original video does not have a watermark. :/ I wish that person won't re-upload someone else's hard work, may I know the channel name?
Why didn't you tell the Name of the Re-Uploader?
Probably to keep attention away from him, I don't know who tho
2:54 - sugar white
3:50 - solid alcohol(Hexamine fuel tablet
)
4:58 - applesauce
5:39 - chocolate bar
5:55 - cream
7:48 - tea
8:50 - apple jam
9:17 - pate
9:31 - squash caviar
10:09 - beef stew
10:31 - meat with green peas and carrots
10:45 - rice with chicken
11:30 - pepper
Grindewald Are you Russian? Ты русский?
@@ЯЛистик-й6п yeap, ага
Гугл переводчик ?
Где галеты
@@comrvt9515 галеты выглядят как печенье, я подумал что и так понятно будет, плюс как они по английски я понятия не имею =D
Самый каеф, когда совершенно спокойно читаешь названия составляющего и думаешь "лол там вряд ли будет написано что-то по английски, тип, КАК"
А потом он показывает их перевернутыми 11:02
На английском всё же было," STIMOROL" - 3:27 😄😄😄☝
Он поляк, русский ему не так сложно понять
там не сахаре написано баширский мясокомбинат)))))))))
@@creep_megamixes Так вот почему был привкус мяса)))
Tfw you don’t wanna sleep but ASMRsurge uploads
I could never not want to sleep lol
What means tfw?
@@nomenenimipsumloquitur it stands for "that feeling when"
The Russian is strong in this comment section
Fr
sadly
Конечно)
I’m with you my fellow obese slightly racist but really sexist American
*cocks Ar 15
Let's make it less Russian
Как много русских сразу стало.
Паштет нежный, почему я так ору
Для нежных офицеров.
чево блять /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Нежно разъедает желудок
не ты один))))
@Mr. Stilker MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Bonjour je suis française et c’est pour te dire que la qualité du son est magnifique c’est un plaisir de regarder tes vidéo
@Garry Williams au contraire Elle est trés belle la vie xD
@Garry Williams Une idée d'où provient ces rations par hasard ?? :')
@Garry Williams il me semble qu'il est polonais
Ema Poirel c'est magnifique
Ema Poirel j' aussi
Суровый челябинский шоколад
#Вика_Unicorn этот шоколад ешь не ты,а он тебя ест.
Кто
Суровый Челябинский кофе, взял, асфальт оторвал, в кипятке помешал и пьешь
У меня сразу музыка из нашей раши и слова "Мы живём в России" в голове всплывают)
Вернулся сюда спустя год, очень было неожиданно найти свой комментарий:)
20:28 that's some strongass chocolate. Or extremely stale. You even struggle to break it and left it alone lol
In Soviet Russia, you do not break chocolate in half. Chocolate breaks you.
@@edensghostband Your teeth first tho
Where is vodka?
In you ass men )))
Douuuuu
Это стереотип, не все пьют водку и это набор военного!
@@Сарделька-м1д, не понимаешь ты юмора однако
И балалайку забыли в комплект положить.
Where’s that good jam from babushkas home?
9:43 are you hungry? :D
Вы хотите кушац*
It’s all fun and games until you are starving
Yeah, I hear it too
Inner warning, something like “DON’T!”
No, I am Harley :V
Легендарный сухпаек, который кто только не вскрывали
24:23
Я так орал с этого прям немогу
XD
Зато звуки отличные х)
Прогресс не стоит на месте!)
МММ, вкусный кофе
Видно что Российский кофе!
@@sh3devr алкогольный кофе *
FYI in some moments you can see that it actually slightly expired (was packed 9th of August 2016 and expired the same day 2018) which means some of its contents suppose to look/taste better then is was showed in the video, but still good showcase nonetheless (after all we're here for the sounds, aren't we?)
Спасибо за этот обзор!😄
Tfw all most the comments Russian and you feel left out
If only I could copy comments for google translate
I usually use Universal Copy on Android
Lmao
Сам Путин прислал
Прислал просрочку)
К чему стёб над Путиным?
ИРП "Новичок" от шефа
||-//
Может сказал ?
I don’t get tingles from MRE packaging usually but the sounds MRE packages make are so good
5:44 lol the chocolate is already expired
“FOR MOTHER RU-“
“Quiet!”
“Oh, sorry. *whispers* For mother Russia!”
“ *also whispering* For mother Russia!”
For *leans to the other microphone* mother *leans back again* Russia
*Between both microphones.*
_Blyat._
Мать Россия.
After whispering "For mother Russia!" they whispering the national anthem of russia
Terrible, overused, unfunny meme.
Well, at least you get something to eat here. That would last for several days.
When I look at the US rations, damn...there is barely any stuff in there.
16:29
Братишка я тебе покушать принёс
Знал бы он как Пригожин на них наживается)))
УРА! Дождался наш сухпаёк, спасибо за отличное asmr
This is probably the best Asmr I’ve seen.
Very relaxing sounds! I love it when you do MREs! I hope there's more in the future! 😀
I have been waiting for a year since the last mre Asmr....
Goddamned I'm hyped
Been waitting for this unboxing on this channel :P
Wow I use to be obsessed with watching people open old military MRE’s and now I’ve found this. I’m so happy rn
as a person who ate this MRE, I will say that it is not so delicious. I could only eat half of it, and I fed the rest to the stray dogs. especially awful there cookies (biscuits). they are made as if from construction glue, suka blyat'
mostly tasty was only sweet. some drinks, mashed apples and peaches. the main food was really measuring, haha. I thought I'd eat normally. in the end the dogs ate.
many in Russian write that "how cool, this is our MRE", but there is nothing to be proud of.
давайте обоссыте но не бейте
Женек Фесюн чем гордиться, если все просроченное, закаменело аж
@@ryanhorseling2652 да блин я же ел не просроченный ИРП
Звук живота на 9:44 😂. Это так мило, что даже от вида есть хочешь))
I like the sound of somebody Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE, but silently shooting an AK is even better
Amazing quality, as always. Keep up the good job!
I got an asmr ad instead of a loud ass home and auto insurance ad!😄😄😄
«привет, привет, привет! Как твои дела? Надеюсь, у тебя все хорошо!»
хаазакхкхахкзкххпхкппх0к асмр лайв оуеее шаришь
А откуда это?
@@Drug.Lullaby асмр лайф. Крутой чувак
Absolutely perfect ! I love all your unboxings military ASMR vidéo !
22:30...just give me “THE PILL” 🤭
I’m not sure what it is about your videos but they always make me feel safe. Thanks.
God that was just what I needed, thanks !
Спасибо. Человек выжил всё что мог из чудо-коробки. Максимально сюрное асмр на асмр сюр.
I gagged at least twice while watching but the tingles were so worth it 😂
My Brain: Don't say it.
Me: Time for a delicious Soviet snack.
Your videos are always phenomenal . Love these !
this had me in a trance
Hey thanks so much for the video, i always enjoy the ones with the mre´s. A very nice christmas gift. I wanted to ask for a long time already, if you could make a video with crincly plastic foil, but not the very thin ones, more llike the heavy ones, or some rubber-like foils, like the wrapping of the first mre you ever made a video about. The trigger i enjoyed the most of you, is when you unpacked the kinetic sand in an older video of you. sadly the video wasnt about the unpacking, but the sand itself ;) I would be very thankful if you could make a video about that. Thank you again and merry christmas, you´re my favourite asmr-channel on yt :)
I have been waiting soo long for this! Also best asmr i've watched/listned to lately!
Title should read "quietly unboxing". Silence is the absence of noise all together. 😁👍
>MRE a food supply for soldiers to use silently in the middle of war
>Nigga makes a whole sound assortment with it
Какого фига башкирский маскомб делает сахар?
Ахазах я тоже заметила
Я там живу ))
@@VADIM_DEXTER пездос
Сочувствую
@@bmb556Угу
Всмс башкирский, там написано "Барышский". Иди глаза промой
I really appreciate the dark background
6:47 а кто такие фиксики большой большой секрет...
I love soooo much these unboxing
I think now I can't feel anything with ASMR
But Unboxing are different, there is a sensation of surprise and the song is more natural, and not superficial
It's complicated but I just want to explain that I love these unboxing! It saves me
Absolute perfection! 😌👌 Lovely video! ❤️
Let's get this out into a tray.... NICE
Intersting recommendation TH-cam
Just read you're polish. Will we ever have a video with speaking? I love how relaxing the polish language is and it's beautiful being sung
‘ *BOOM* ,it’s AMAZINGG’
Путин водка и хардбасс за видосик ставлю класс !
Alright let's get this out onto a tray.
Nice.
I gotta admit, that was a sweet ending (pun intended)
Я надеюсь, что он шпик не пробывал ахахахаха
That's a lot of cat food and baby food.
I'm from Russia,Yakutia(Republic of Sakha) and... Hi guy's! This American Asmr with Russian MRE is strange union.(Bad English, sorry please)
А всем русским привет! Я хотела ещё спросить, что вы знаете о Якутии? Я не настаиваю ответить мне...
Почти ничего если честно
I wasn't planning to but I immediately slept after 5 mins of watching this earlier 😪
4:44 best part.
The thumbnail didn’t look appetising...
But the tingles did!
This is and stays my favourite ASMR video
*_I love MRE unboxings so much_*
Hello from Belarus
Did you mean second Russia?
@@Kremlinbot-mz1cm No, I didn't. Republic of Belarus and the Russian Federation different things
The cooking sounds 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Damn Russian MREs look better than us army MREs
Griffin x but never taste that, it’s really really bad man
So you have what the russian army is missing
Only in your silly dream loser
YEEEEEESSSSS MRE is back, nice one man :)
Actually, this is the first IRP video I've watched... But! This video is very good) And Yes, the Russians are NOT stupid.
Все видео было интересно как он отреагирует на тот или иной продукт)
Damn I love these type of videos!
I can't stop watching your hand every time
Ооооо! Прям как подарок к Н.Г!
😱 I love it!
very good video i love MRE asmr unboxing ^^
Let's get this out onto a tray
Коробка тоже съедобная
У меня как раз парень в армии уже как шестой месяц, а тут асмр с русским ирп.. неплохо
Уважуха что ждёшь своего
I love your videos so much!! Please do another cutting bread video!!!
MRE CONSISTS OF : VODKA VODKA AND VODKA
plot twist, the silently in the title means there no audio whatsoever
Imagine Russian MRE given to people like lunch at a school
@ASMRSurge just to let you know, when heating the food, you must keep the lid closed with a slight hole in the center to trap the heat in
Silent
Military
How could you put those in the same sentence-
That's like putting sleep
And loud in the same sentence
You sleep loudly
9:44 Are u hungry ?
San Ko inner voices warning not to try these expired mash)
I love your MRE vids
Ну наконец-то русский))
Кроме видео Пьюдса, эти видео единственные где можно пообщаться с иностранцами🙃
This is some kind of god level mre
Sorry for my bed england, I’m Rusia
hearing food>tasting food
oh, god, mre is already dead
just look on this
for Russian:
О ГОСПОДИ, БЛЯТЬ, НАДЕЮСЬ ОН ЭТО НЕ ЕЛ
ВЫ ТОЛЬКО ПОСМОТРИТЕ, ТАМ ВСЁ ПРОСРОЧЕНО