American-filipino that speaks Russian here- the amount of times ive spoken to someone in russian and they look at me thinking i should be speaking indian(or other languages of this color) is a large amount. That white power you added WAS sugar, the package said "САХАР", which translates to sugar. You did add the apple paste to your water too. You opened the паштет, which is pronounced pashtyet, it translates to patê, or liver paste, it seems like the MRE included plov (плов) or kasha (каша). A good trick is to spread the pashtet on the crackers. The apple jam can be taken straight or on crackers too.
America: you need water to cook up the main food Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts
Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.
This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining
Right?! Honestly I know this isn’t exactly a Markiplier Classic, but this is the first video I tend to think of when I think of “Markiplier”. Always gotta watch it every now and then xD
@@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested
as someone who lives in Russia and served in military service (but I am not Russian myself, I am from another nationality who lives in Russia), it was funny and fun for me to watch how he incorrectly prepared the irp. First of all, what you poured into the water was jam, it's better to spread it on a cracker. Put the powder for water together with sugar. Before you start cooking in a mini campfire, first you need to take a KNIFE and cut the food into pieces, then put it on the fire, there is still salt and black pepper (add to taste), mix periodically. there are also pates, sausage, caviar, a lot more powders for water (juice) and yes, they can be combined for a better taste. there are also disinfection tablets for dirty water and 1 tablet with vitamin. As a rule, there are 3 main dishes. P.S: I liked the IrP At number 7 the most
Russian pouch: Сахар Mark: What is this? Is this the drink mix? Me a person who knows some Russian: It's sugar. Mark: *pours it his water and drinks it* Taste like nothing. Me: It's sugar. Mark: *finds another pouch and figures out it's the drink mix* If this is the drink mix, what the hell did I put in my water? Me: SUGAR!
Yeah no thats probably the burning tablet. The meal itself reads govedina which is just beef in russian. Edit: My bad i read the wrong case, the one he opened says kaša perlovaya which i believe is barley porridge. Still not toxic i hope.
Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever. Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.
@@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old
"It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean? ... Turkeyyy!!!" -Markiplier, 2020
As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank
Uh I mean he practically has all the knowledge of a engineer he was 2 semesters of finishing college so he obviously had the potential and intelligence but he just choose TH-cam and that’s not wrong he is making more money and having amazing experiences as a TH-camr I don’t think that working as engineer would be as fun.
But you are right I think that is a complex he has I think deep down he think he could have finished college and still be a TH-camr just to have the degree
situation with "drink mix": Сахар: Hello Markiplier I'm сахар! Markiplier: It's deeefinatly a drink mix Сахар: no! I'm сахар! Add me to tea or coffee or anything to make it sweeter!! Markiplier: RUNS FOR WATER - POURS САХАР INTO THE WATER - DRINKS - IS DISSATISFIED Сахар: I TOLD YA Сахар - sugar in russian language
mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.” also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water
The guy opened and burned the porridge, burned the table, mixed sugar and jam in a glass of water, threw out the rest of the food, lost the tea and was like "well, it wasn't like it was the best thing I've ever tried")
3 years late but The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice. The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others. The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.
@@rubberducky767 I tried a lot of them so I thought I'd share. There's some more but they seem to be less popular. IMO the worst is the humanitarian aid MRE, and the best is the French RCIR
The previous owners of my house left tubs upon tubs of MRE's. When I was super poor and in-between jobs I lived off these things. I still have a decent amount left in case if emergency. My favorite one was the cheese tortellini.
America: Design it with a lot of safety instructions so that you don't hurt yourself. Korea: Make it so easy that you have to be stupid to hurt yourself. Russia: The fuck this thing has steps!?!
If someone is so dumb that he needs extra instructions just to eat (for example, if the person cannot recognize sugar or tries to dissolve jam in water), then this person is not fit for the army.
The person person who is in charge of designing the russian MRE: "Okay how should we design this MRE?" Some random designer: "Let’s put a bunch of random shit in it and hope that the soldiers know what to do, also let’s put it in a box and put the box I a bag."
@@thecorneroftheinternet4656 In fact, everything is explained on these boxes,. Russian word “Сахар” is “Sugar” in English, «Соль» - «salt», and the tasty thing in a large box actually was porridge. Russian soldiers are not stupid and they don’t need an instruction about how to warm food up
I was in the US Army in THE GREAT STATE OF Georgia and was eating an MRE laying down in the woods, not having a good time and was reading the "lean Heater against a rock or something" for the first time and started busting up laughing. "A rock er sumthin"
@@OceanManDon you might have a weak stomach. In basic one dude in our flight didn't shit for the entire week, then last day dropped a log so big and wide it stood up in the toilet. Wouldnt flush, or break up. They had to physically carry it away and dispose of it that way, it was as big as my arm.
The way he stirred the orange drink made me feel seen. Maybe everyone else does it too, but I have never seen someone else stir in a circle and then back and forth before.
Just so ppl are aware, Korean MRE in this video is not actually a military issued MRE, rather it is a commercially available “MRE” intended for camping and outdoor eating.
Yes, the ration from the video isn't government issued, but it's made from the same manufacturing company. So I guess it shouldn't be a lot different from what the actual soldiers eat. (And the ration from the video is only the main meal. The soldiers are actually received a full packet which includes not only the main meal, but also side dishes and desserts.)
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .
*pours water that was in the heater back into the cup* “I’ll get more water later” *doesn’t get more water* *pours drink mix into the water* *drinks it*
Russian food explained Your "apple sauce" is jam that you put on a cracker Your "flour" is powdered milk that you put into the tea The three dishes are meat with vegetables, meat stew and the one you cooked is meat pooridge The thing you put into the glass first is sugar
You'd be surprised, it was in fact possible to order a pizza and have it delivered to some places in Iraq if you were on good enough terms with the Logistics folks.
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 While your intentions are good, I'm a Christian and I can promise you're not reaching anyone with this. Mark is a good guy and has donated millions in charity, and worked with Make-A-Wish foundation making the world better through laughter and joy. The only thing you're doing is preaching to people by telling them that the things they love and enjoy are sins when they're actually not. It's no our place to judge others it's Gods place. Majority of the people watching this are Kids, teens or young adults who are trying to get an escape from reality. You're just going to get reported if you post things like this and I would hate to see something like that happen to someone who I'm sure means well.
АХАХАХАХАХАХ. Обожаю обзоры на наш ирп от американцев... Перевести ? нет. Выпить сахар ? ДА! Сьесть гречу с мясом или хоть сколько нибудь полезную еду ? НЕТ, Я ЖЕ ОТРАВЛЮСЬ! Логика типичного американца) а самое смешное что он спалил пленку на столе с помощью таганка (действительно, КТО БЫ МОГ ПОДУМАТЬ) Достать стеклянную подставку, плоскую сковородку или что-то что не прожжет ? НЕТ, достану ОГНЕТУШИТЕЛЬ и уберу его чтобы не мешался.
Mark: “ I’ll just get more water later” Me: “ ok, I believe it” Mark: drinks the water he specifically was told he can’t drink Me: “ I hope you got more water off camera mark cause holy shit man”
What she read is (at least i think) the solid fuel tablet dangers, food itself shouldn't be bad(if it's not overdue, can't really judge the appearence of stuff)
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
he also drank the water he wasn't allowed to drink cause its dangerous and chemicals, then he ate the meat that amy said not to eat cause it will give him bad bad no good problems cause its dangerous and chemicals.... the next video will be he's in the hospital... again,...again
Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1
"This tastes like chicken."
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's macaroni and cheese."
Accurate
I'm dead lmao
Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.
Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.
Nan...
Kaaa!
Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂
Korea: “Hot water make food hot”
America: “Water make food hot”
Russia: “ Hot make food hot”
Underrated comment lol
Food to make hot
Hot food make water
Hot food make happy soldier. Great comment.
the only one that doesn’t make sense is the American logic though
Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that."
Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."
Poptarts bro...
What if this was filmed before hospitalization? 🤔
here we go again
That's wat I was saying the whole video.
The thing Amy is talking about is the tablet mark is burning. Idk why they are freaking out. It's fuel, mark isn't eating jt
American-filipino that speaks Russian here- the amount of times ive spoken to someone in russian and they look at me thinking i should be speaking indian(or other languages of this color) is a large amount. That white power you added WAS sugar, the package said "САХАР", which translates to sugar. You did add the apple paste to your water too. You opened the паштет, which is pronounced pashtyet, it translates to patê, or liver paste, it seems like the MRE included plov (плов) or kasha (каша).
A good trick is to spread the pashtet on the crackers. The apple jam can be taken straight or on crackers too.
russian MRE definitely included kasha + tushonka i believe
Этот человек шарит.
it was oatmeal with beef (овсяная каша с говядиной)
жаль дело не дошло до шпика
this insight was unique and awesome, thanks for sharing!
America: you need water to cook up the main food
Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold
Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts
Underrated
@@hithere2471 pov: you can't stop minding people business
@@hithere2471 who?
@@yourordinarycarl8010 first, i think i saw one. But maybe i was just dreaming idk
For fvck sake what kind of pov is this
I want a soldier from America, Russia, and Korea all to come together and watch mark open the MREs
Im laughing my ass off as a vet
Yes
@@moderntactical486 i respecc you sir/ma'am
He flubbed it so hard with the Russian MRE (the best one of the 3).
But, hes Mark. I love him no matter what he does to my favorite MRE.
I’d love to see that! I’ve only ever had American MREs in the US Army.
Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.
Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲
How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon
Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction*
America: *pulls out spoon*
Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago
or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times
This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining
Right?! Honestly I know this isn’t exactly a Markiplier Classic, but this is the first video I tend to think of when I think of “Markiplier”. Always gotta watch it every now and then xD
i love watching this video while i eat food. it's like i'm having dinner with my very odd but very successful older cousin or uncle
I do this
@@kwingleI think of an angry gamer throwing his chair while playing getting over it
been doing that with this video for literal years lmao
"This could definitely double as a weapon"
Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.
Knives are for cowards amirite
wait really
Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me
More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol
@@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest
“Cocaine?”
“Flour!”
**sniffs again**
“Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”
🤣🤣🤣
I MADE THE JOKE FIRST
I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that
Yes I watched the video.
@@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?
Mark: Buys Russian MRE
Mark: Opens Russian MRE
Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this
dang, who know?
Damn who would've thought? 😨
Damn if i was him i wouldn't know either
He didn't buy it, he apparently found it at the back of a military truck
@@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested
as someone who lives in Russia and served in military service (but I am not Russian myself, I am from another nationality who lives in Russia), it was funny and fun for me to watch how he incorrectly prepared the irp. First of all, what you poured into the water was jam, it's better to spread it on a cracker. Put the powder for water together with sugar. Before you start cooking in a mini campfire, first you need to take a KNIFE and cut the food into pieces, then put it on the fire, there is still salt and black pepper (add to taste), mix periodically. there are also pates, sausage, caviar, a lot more powders for water (juice) and yes, they can be combined for a better taste. there are also disinfection tablets for dirty water and 1 tablet with vitamin. As a rule, there are 3 main dishes. P.S: I liked the IrP At number 7 the most
Mark: *pours water from heater into glass* "I'll just get more water"
Also mark: Pours orange flavouring into glass of water with heater water
I'm glad im not the only one that seen that i was scared for him
He probably got more later
he would have been fine if he didnt change the water the reaction doesnt happen that fast
dont deny the fact that he actually ate a food with burned chemical from plastic
Omg I laughed so hard XD
“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal”
-Markiplier 2020
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB another spam report...
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB stfu
not funny
ah yes classic comedy :)
Lol
Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside"
Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater
I LEGIT JUST SAID THAT 🤦🏽♀️
I was about to say, did no one else notice he just drank the hydrogen fuel water?
Nahh he probably fine...yupp his fine! Nothing too worry about
as soon as it happened i just went “oh mark” and came to the comments- most people didn’t seem to notice tho, or they ignored it
I would hope he washed the cup off-camera before doing that because that's...dangerous.
Russian pouch: Сахар
Mark: What is this? Is this the drink mix?
Me a person who knows some Russian: It's sugar.
Mark: *pours it his water and drinks it* Taste like nothing.
Me: It's sugar.
Mark: *finds another pouch and figures out it's the drink mix* If this is the drink mix, what the hell did I put in my water?
Me: SUGAR!
The best part was not knowing what it was lol
It would be cool if he could actually hear you 😂
SUGAR!! IM NOT THERE ALL THE TIME YKNOW SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE CALL IT INSANE YEAH THEY CALL IT INSANE
and then he starts pouring jam in a glass and later it just lays down there like a poop.
А потом добавляет джем и делает морсик)
Amy: “formaldehyde, ammonia, may cause nausea, vomiting”
Mark *eats it anyway*
Yeah no thats probably the burning tablet. The meal itself reads govedina which is just beef in russian.
Edit: My bad i read the wrong case, the one he opened says kaša perlovaya which i believe is barley porridge. Still not toxic i hope.
Mark: "I'm gonna eat this"
3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."
😂😂😂😂
Ah shiiiiiiz
I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.
He's jinxing himself again :l
nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre
The soldier who ordered pizza in the middle of a war zone: hehe
The pizza gets delivered by the Italian L3 tank destroyer from the Italians
Tfw there's a pizza hut or McDonald's on some FOBs
Bruh
POV: your a pizza driver in 2077
@@frostwickedpaw2218 Then the L3 decides to just die on the Italians because the Army can't afford to run it.
i can say as someone who has actually had to eat these during a training exercise: trust me. this stuff gets to taste real good when you're hungry
honestly, they're still probably leagues better than american school lunches
Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?”
Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT !
That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea
@@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD
@@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing
@@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆
Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever.
Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.
The bees know what they're doing
It’s because their knees.
Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open,
P.s it happened to me
@@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old
And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_
@@ritawant1063 BRUH DA PHUQ?
That joke is dead. Nobody likes it anymore
😂😂
@@joemattingly3610 everyone likes it, don't put urself with everyone just bc u don't like it😂
666 likes interesting
Агенты КГБ смогли успешно реализовать план по уничтожению стола американского обзорщика при помощи горелки 🎖
Хах )
"It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean?
...
Turkeyyy!!!"
-Markiplier, 2020
Jesus, you had a lot of time on your hands
I feel like this sums up me because It was easy for me in school, but now I don't care about my grades lol
Major kudos to you for typing that all out
The way that that basically describes me hurts 😢 ✊😔
Literally, me. Maybe he had this crisis before.
As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank
Lol
as non-russian who understands russian, i find it very funny too.
i am russian too and I find it extremely funny also
as an american, i thought it was salt
Holy shit I laughed for a solid minute
General: NO EATING ON THE FRONTLINE
Soldiers at the back of the trench:
Alternate version:
Teacher: NO EATING IN THE CLASS
Backbenchers:
@@lifer132 sheeeeeeesh
Well, they're not on the frontline...
Technically speaking...
@@lifer132 you didn’t get the joke did you. This was the military version of that joke. Bruh...
Ay yo Sergeant want some ravioli?
It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.
Marks existential crisis is just his long winded way of saying “I could’ve been an engineer”
Uh I mean he practically has all the knowledge of a engineer he was 2 semesters of finishing college so he obviously had the potential and intelligence but he just choose TH-cam and that’s not wrong he is making more money and having amazing experiences as a TH-camr I don’t think that working as engineer would be as fun.
Mark is smart as fuck just to be selected to be a engineer on college is hard
But you are right I think that is a complex he has I think deep down he think he could have finished college and still be a TH-camr just to have the degree
@@captainthez6532 trust me I did mechanical engineering in college. No it’s not fun 💀
do you mean mid-life crisis?
“What is this? Cocaine?”
*Sniffs*
“CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”
C O C A I N E
@@gloomy_nightflower7007 same thing🤷🏻♂️
Imagine that was Cocaine
Flour? Cocaine? Flour! Sniff* CHEEEEEEEESE
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
"Cocaine?!??!"
"fLOUR!!!!"
*sniff*
"Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."
Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug
@@satoshikazami6958 loool
21:22
@@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?
Hi I don’t understand cheeeeese part
i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"
“Don’t drink water from bag”
Mark: makes orange juice.
I think he switched it out
im scared for him :(
Lol
It meant from the heating bag
I was thinking that to
My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it
still better than that red stuff
I was just staring in horror
@@Guy.B ah no I mean the red dyed tea mixes that were in the russian food packages
Sweet tea without tea
lmao same i love this it was so funny lol
"i can eat green beans straight out of a can"
so i'm guessing negotiations with green giant is going well
I hope so
Yessss
I can relate
situation with "drink mix":
Сахар: Hello Markiplier I'm сахар!
Markiplier: It's deeefinatly a drink mix
Сахар: no! I'm сахар! Add me to tea or coffee or anything to make it sweeter!!
Markiplier: RUNS FOR WATER - POURS САХАР INTO THE WATER - DRINKS - IS DISSATISFIED
Сахар: I TOLD YA
Сахар - sugar in russian language
"Wasn't commercial, it was illegal."
Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes
Who is grunkle stan lol
This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?
why the hell is this comment getting so many likes
@Back2FutureFan6 oh
Definitely lol
mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.”
also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water
...nice choice of pfp
Exactly
Yep
@@7ThePrimagen si
hay he did but he won't deid from it , I made the same mistake ones and I'm fine.
knowing russian and hearing Mark say: "This is some kind of drink mix" about sugar is so fun
i realized that it was sugar after remembering the tea
Yeah, I know, also when he just dropped apple sauce in the water for no reason.
P.S
Why didn't he just use translating app?
@@Raeda4ever how do you use translator if you don't have ciryllic keyboard?
@@ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш In Google Translator there's an option to take photo and translate it.
The guy opened and burned the porridge, burned the table, mixed sugar and jam in a glass of water, threw out the rest of the food, lost the tea and was like "well, it wasn't like it was the best thing I've ever tried")
"cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*"
- Markiplier 2020
U were here 8 hours ago
Doesn't mark look like Keanu Reeves ?
@@joelrohlandt6347 u were here 1 hour ago
Cyanide
@@joelrohlandt6347 ft no
M
Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?"
Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"
Wow, 144 likes in two days..
216 likes in 3 days
310 likes in 3 days...
Still in the 300s after 4 days.
"IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"
“Food go bad sometime, but food no go good all time” -hee-hoo the caveman
Flame boy mean caveman hee-hoo? Me thinks he mean hee-hoo
You mean heehoo
Hee-Hoo*
Hee-Hoo
@@4effort0error4 *confused unga-bunga*
3 years late but
The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice.
The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others.
The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.
Wow, thats interesting. Thanks alot!
very informative, thanks
I never thought id see the day where someone wrote and entire essay in a youtube comment
@@rubberducky767 I tried a lot of them so I thought I'd share. There's some more but they seem to be less popular. IMO the worst is the humanitarian aid MRE, and the best is the French RCIR
@@valeriyapshenichnikova2430 When you can't read it but you want to stir the pot somehow
Korean MRE: takeout food
American MRE: cafeteria food
Russian MRE: *the grocery store*
??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????
Hotel: Trivago
@@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food
Please look at 48hrs ration.
to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol
As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious
Tbf that “porridge” looked horrible
and povidlo that was poured into glass of water (i guess with sugar) was even funnier
It was because of the exposure to the combustion chemicals, not the porridge itself.
@@wat5709 I wouldn't really go that far, it's just that a pearl barley porridge with beef is not a very common thing outside slavic countries
...Which one was the Porridge??
The previous owners of my house left tubs upon tubs of MRE's. When I was super poor and in-between jobs I lived off these things. I still have a decent amount left in case if emergency. My favorite one was the cheese tortellini.
Maybe the previous owners had a feeling someone would need them, so they left them.
Those must’ve been lovely people
You ever have the spinach and feta? Don’t EVER eat it cold. Ever.
@@whattheshit4936 thank you for the warning, I guess?
@@Fred_the_1996 same with the clam chowder, it's super oily and gross when cold
I can’t stop coming back to this video. It’s so fun to watch.
Saaaaame bro, this and his other review videos are perfect to watch while having dinner lol
“they told me not to drink it”
“ehh ill get more water later”
*drinks poison water*
He ended up with food poisoning after the video and uploaded in instagram
@@gabrielwong89 I don’t think he did it’s all cloak merch and the hospital trip was before this vid
TakenKing vids take time to upload he probably got to the hospital before the vid uploaded
@@xoertance0d214 yeah could be
I was actually going to comment the exact same thing
America: Design it with a lot of safety instructions so that you don't hurt yourself.
Korea: Make it so easy that you have to be stupid to hurt yourself.
Russia: The fuck this thing has steps!?!
If someone is so dumb that he needs extra instructions just to eat (for example, if the person cannot recognize sugar or tries to dissolve jam in water), then this person is not fit for the army.
The person person who is in charge of designing the russian MRE: "Okay how should we design this MRE?"
Some random designer: "Let’s put a bunch of random shit in it and hope that the soldiers know what to do, also let’s put it in a box and put the box I a bag."
@@thecorneroftheinternet4656 “Let’s put more steps to make food more than has to make a thermonuclear bomb!”
@@thecorneroftheinternet4656 In fact, everything is explained on these boxes,. Russian word “Сахар” is “Sugar” in English, «Соль» - «salt», and the tasty thing in a large box actually was porridge. Russian soldiers are not stupid and they don’t need an instruction about how to warm food up
Considering that the heater in the us mre can be used to make bombs it makes sense
"THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT! Oh well, I'll just get new water"
*drinks the chemical water a few minutes after*
@W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! why is your name tag in existence
Right? Lol I was sitting there praying he got new water off camera or something
@@stuffyworld10 I was gonna say that lmao
@@stuffyworld10 nah he'll be fine considering it didnt have time to react
haha lol i was looking for this comment
2:46 Caveman explaining to other cave man why mammoth meat looks and smells weird after 5 days in the open
I was in the US Army in THE GREAT STATE OF Georgia and was eating an MRE laying down in the woods, not having a good time and was reading the "lean Heater against a rock or something" for the first time and started busting up laughing. "A rock er sumthin"
Ayo Georgia gang how are you doing bro shit as hit the fan a bit here lmao
LOL i get so excited when someone brings up georgia 🇬🇪
lmao same here i was chilling in the woods by myself tho :[
I’m a military brat and every day I wonder if my dad (who was in the army) ever saw that.
then the bushes laugh
america: just add water!
Korea: Just add water!
russia: Ammonia.
MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!
I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup
For the motherland
the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time
Nobody:
Mark after he's outta the hospital: *alright, we're Eating MRE's today*
Those things will TEAR your bowels UP
@@OceanManDon I was absolutely fine after being on these for a week
@@overthinking3573 they murdered me maybe my friend bought shady ones
I went on a hunting trip with a buddy to the middle of no where and he said he'd bring food he brought mre's and water
@@OceanManDon you might have a weak stomach. In basic one dude in our flight didn't shit for the entire week, then last day dropped a log so big and wide it stood up in the toilet. Wouldnt flush, or break up. They had to physically carry it away and dispose of it that way, it was as big as my arm.
The way he stirred the orange drink made me feel seen. Maybe everyone else does it too, but I have never seen someone else stir in a circle and then back and forth before.
wait your not supposed to?
@@Skoolitzwell, there are no right ways to stir juice in your glass. I'm guessing what he's saying is that people don't commonly do that.
thats also the cup of water he put the extra water in from the heater (he probably got new water idk)
“i feel like this is some kind of drink mix”
MARK ITS SUGAR. ITS STRAIGHT SUGAR
We have Russian fun here, hm? :)
@@HappyJazzLover ofc hahah
Killua
what's funnier is that he said it tasted like nothing
Just so ppl are aware, Korean MRE in this video is not actually a military issued MRE, rather it is a commercially available “MRE” intended for camping and outdoor eating.
🍦
🗿
🍨
Yes, the ration from the video isn't government issued, but it's made from the same manufacturing company. So I guess it shouldn't be a lot different from what the actual soldiers eat. (And the ration from the video is only the main meal. The soldiers are actually received a full packet which includes not only the main meal, but also side dishes and desserts.)
Shhh they dont have to know about this
Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..."
Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway
100th like- thats satisfying
This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital
@@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again
this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines
26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂
But also true😅😂
"why would they have just sugar in a bag?"
him a few minutes earlier: oh, look a tea bag
Meanwhile, me in London: "DID SOMEONE SAY TEA OLD BEAN??" 🍵☕😃🧐🤣
@@Phoebe5448 youre everywhere 😐
@@new_guy1w that's because I'm scrolling through the comments, just chatting. I'm not spamming if that's what you're suggesting?
@@iwantsexseemyvideo4988 no
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Mark: eats food after being instructed not to.
Mark in his next video: "Hey guys I'm back in the hospital.......again."
Man I was gonna comment that lmao
I was thinking the same thing lmao
I was going to comment that
Let's hope this does not happen qwq
Next video, "So, I'm up to learn Korean + Russian"
Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this"
Mark, minutes later: "That's actually pretty good"
Ok
i was gonna like but i dont wanna ruin the 420
I- I am worried about him
Should I be concerned
@@elianalogothetis6787 he put the video out so nah
"Turns out two negatives do not make a positive in that case."
That 'cause you *added* them together XD
As a math guy, I find this funny
Mark: "ill get more water later"
puts orange flavoring into the water
@CantOutRunADuck yeah who cares about toxic stuff we eat mcdonalds all the time its no different
MARK THE HEATER WATER! !
Lol yes
"I'm just gonna wing it" is exactly the mentality both my grandpa and my uncle had when they served in the military when it came to these things lol
If they could survive, I'm p sure Mark survived this episode
“You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.”
Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”
No replies
@@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that
Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness
Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .
@@axeonee Your so smart
As a russian I felt a lot of pain while watching him cook this one mre...
*pours water that was in the heater back into the cup*
“I’ll get more water later”
*doesn’t get more water*
*pours drink mix into the water*
*drinks it*
I was trying to find a comment about it and I did. Gr8 to know I'm not the only one who was concerned
I realized aswell
I noticed it
Yeah..... thats a thing that he in fact did.
Omg, I hope his stomach really is made of iron otherwise he's in trouble.
Russian food explained
Your "apple sauce" is jam that you put on a cracker
Your "flour" is powdered milk that you put into the tea
The three dishes are meat with vegetables, meat stew and the one you cooked is meat pooridge
The thing you put into the glass first is sugar
So he did all wrong xD
Meat porridge?tf
we sure that's meat?
It was kasha
I laughed out loud when I saw him put whole pack of sugar into one glass of water and wondering what it is.
As a Korean that shit sounds AMAZING. You said beef bibimbap and sauce with oil and make it hot. That sounds amazing.
Mark: "why would they put straight sugar in this?"
*TEA LOOKS ON IN SORROW OF BEING FORGOTTEN*
oooooh so something there was tea ooh ok
Ew- tea with sugar is horrible.
thai tea
@@Idk-ut6wo I can’t stand tea without it lol.
@@Idk-ut6wo u ok
Amy: listing things the "food" can do to him
Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this"
Also Mark: ...It's probably fine
I thought it was because he cooked the can with open lid and the chemicals used to make the flame were contaminating the food
@@DavyDave1313nothing was specified but that's probably what the problem was
I think the problem was just informing the consumer that they should not consume the solid fuel?
Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again
No joke you shouldnt eat more than 2 bc you will be pooping alot or backed up!
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o what are you ok?
@@baringinsaktiboy4279 just ignore him, he’s doing it for attention
Why does he do this though 🤣🤣🤣
@W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! Stup
9:52 whyd he start exposing me like that
Mark: *burns the table*
Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...
Lmao I was waiting for him to say those words
Don't tell amy
OMG YES!
Y E S
Idk how many more things we can hide from her.
Mark: “You can’t order a pizza when you’re in the middle of a warzone.”
Mr Beast: It’s free real estate
The pizza MRE pack also exists
You'd be surprised, it was in fact possible to order a pizza and have it delivered to some places in Iraq if you were on good enough terms with the Logistics folks.
"Cocaine? ..... *FLOUR!!* ... _Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese"_
w h e e z i n g
Bro just became a six and a half star therapist for a solid 32.7666347 seconds.
Looks: “Cocaine?”
Feels: “Flour!”
Smells: “cheeeeeese”
Tbh I think it was milk powder lol
@@LorienWicck most likely
This part had me dying for some dumb fucking reason xD
Hotel? Trivago
Sounds:
“Hi, can I get a meat lovers with cheese?”
“Sure, where would you like it delivered?”
“The front lines.”
That would be an awesome delivery guy.
@@drockman92 the war people and enimys (sorry for my spelling): OOOOHHH THANKS JIM! -eats slice and starts shooting-
No one shoots the delivery man, they try to capture him at all costs
@@chinmustache6420 correct.tjey shall make him s l a v e
For
P I Z Z A
Best delivery guy hands down
Mark: "Soldiers typically buy the tray to eat the MRE."
Me, a Soldier who wasn't even allowed to heat up the food: *shocked pikachu face*
Same, tho
Thank you for your service, be well and safe ❣️
My dad said the only good thing in his MRE was the bag of M&M's he got lol. he never got to heat anything up either
Why weren't you allowed to?
Ikr. And the difficult to open packaging. Not very helpful when you have 5 minutes to chow.
"I didn't like that Russian drink," Broo, it was ordinary sugar, not powder for the drink 🤧
Damn this pandemic has transformed Markiplier into 'Keanu Reeves' without a beard
thank you I was thinking that
No he is just transforming into Annus. lol
@@mastergamerwasd5508 I was thinking Johny silverhand lol
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 While your intentions are good, I'm a Christian and I can promise you're not reaching anyone with this. Mark is a good guy and has donated millions in charity, and worked with Make-A-Wish foundation making the world better through laughter and joy. The only thing you're doing is preaching to people by telling them that the things they love and enjoy are sins when they're actually not. It's no our place to judge others it's Gods place. Majority of the people watching this are Kids, teens or young adults who are trying to get an escape from reality. You're just going to get reported if you post things like this and I would hate to see something like that happen to someone who I'm sure means well.
Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"
@@paralysisconstrained and ate the stuff Amy said not to eat 😂😂😂
Lol, yep
Well he did eat an American MRE, which are practically designed to block your intestines.
I was gonna say that's gonna plug Mark up.
That is so true
Mark: "when in doubt add heat"
Table: *strongly disagrees*
АХАХАХАХАХАХ. Обожаю обзоры на наш ирп от американцев... Перевести ? нет. Выпить сахар ? ДА! Сьесть гречу с мясом или хоть сколько нибудь полезную еду ? НЕТ, Я ЖЕ ОТРАВЛЮСЬ! Логика типичного американца) а самое смешное что он спалил пленку на столе с помощью таганка (действительно, КТО БЫ МОГ ПОДУМАТЬ) Достать стеклянную подставку, плоскую сковородку или что-то что не прожжет ? НЕТ, достану ОГНЕТУШИТЕЛЬ и уберу его чтобы не мешался.
Осталось добавить. Ну тупыыые.
я хз как он дожил до своих лет.
Да ладно, так веселее
На ролик 3-летней давности писать про "типичного американца"? Это всё для забавы
@@pipi6526 если выставлять себя тупым без иронии и какой-то шутки- забавно для тебя, то у меня плохие новости
Mark: “ I’ll just get more water later”
Me: “ ok, I believe it”
Mark: drinks the water he specifically was told he can’t drink
Me: “ I hope you got more water off camera mark cause holy shit man”
🤣
I just thought the same thing!!!
You read my mind
Faxxxxx
Fr
"Cocaine??"
"FLOUR!"
"..cheeeeeeessseee"
It was dehydrated milk, Lol
And Cocaine is dehydrated Coca-Cola
@@lunar6156 3 knocks in door.
Also the cheese is closest.
@@lunar6156 And thats why I quit drinking coca cola
@@lunar6156 I have no idea why but I really feel like Lou would absolutely say that
“I got it from a soldier, who said it fell off the back of a truck”
The person who lost their food: Hey guys-
Here before this blows up (its at 58 likes including my like at the time im writing this)
@@Akapulko it is now 148 with my like as well, your a nice man my sir
@@Kageki-mm9mg 201
@@josiahkrodel4656 257
@@catinthehat3398 267
At 23:21 imagine your in war, and you open the MRE and you see a happy lil guy right there very silly too lol
Mark: *Don’t tell Amy*
Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.
Memento mori
@@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two
not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”
@@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?
America : we have a pouch that will instantly heat your food.
Russia: here’s a mini campfire good luck
Lol
RUSSIA
Usually in the arctic/sub-arctic your tent is heated by a stove so most of the time you don't even need one.
Да
Blyat
Marks thought process
“Flour?”
“Cocaine?”
“Cheese 😃”
Why
@@andreid7846 don't worry ignore him he's most likely a bot
Funny thing,is that I know Russian very well,and it was funny to see Mark drink sugar with water😂
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB aaaand another spam report for you
Ì Am ĶeviňBB no
Please do not leave open flames unattended :)
mark: "you cant order pizza in a war zone"
pepperoni pizza MRE: "am I a joke to you?"
@@williamburton757 i dont remember ever having a pepperoni pizza MRE.... and ive either had or seen the 24 varieties the U.S. army serves
@@williamburton757 It's not bad, but it's not even close to being a real pizza.
@@williamburton757 ive never had one, i saw a video of a guy eating one at like 3am
Lolol, if you eat it warmed up it has potential but if you eat it cold it’s absolutely awful and tastes like rotten raw meat in my opinion
The Baked Lobster MRE is gonna ruin this guy's whole concept of life XD
Amy: “Eating that can be dangerous for the body.”
Mark: Eats it
Next video: “I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN”
Amy cautions Mark not to eat something bad while her DNA is overwritten by the year old pumpkin
What she read is (at least i think) the solid fuel tablet dangers, food itself shouldn't be bad(if it's not overdue, can't really judge the appearence of stuff)
He has a really bad reputation for putting dangerous things jn his body
@@sebastiansmit9349 As well as being put in critical condition from not being able to poo
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Markiplier: has chronic digestive issues
Also Markiplier: eats three MREs
U were here a hour ago
@@joelrohlandt6347 Yes? I watched this an hour ago. Now it is an hour later, because time has passed.
**me watching it now**😳😳😁😁
he also drank the water he wasn't allowed to drink cause its dangerous and chemicals, then he ate the meat that amy said not to eat cause it will give him bad bad no good problems cause its dangerous and chemicals.... the next video will be he's in the hospital... again,...again
@@secretforreddit it is now many more hours later. Four if I have counted correctly. Time sure is fascinating
HE DRANK THE MRE WATER
Amy: minding her own business
Mark: "Be ready."
Amy: "huh...?"
Mark: "Just be ready."
Huh
@@bobsplace2683 just be ready
@@bobsplace2683 jussst wait
Why do I feel like she hears that a lot
Who’s amy