Funny thing is, that quite a few games have lag simulation built in for testing network stability. Something only Devs really use. So yeah. Efficient lag production coding is something some programmers really do add. ;)
@@Cythil A lot fo software has fake loading and delays because otherwise they wouldnt pass testing because people would doubt its actually working without the visual loading feedback
Wh ha hHHJaauauaiiajauayattatatt4rrs?a???L sUSordysy iaam ianH ssthe mUSHroom kIN00aangssom aziznsz thesd3ye aredgxe glixixtwhsa evedhdedywherede ((::((:(:(( Finally I am outside of the mushroom kingdom so I can translate it! "WHAT?! Sorry, i am in the mushroom kingdom and glitches are everywhere :("
Well, I set up the 400 entity cuddler on the 3DS. It took over an exceptionally long time for the blue platform to do it's job, and in the end, the game was running at 44 frames per real life minute. On a side note, at first, when I used all 100 entities for stars, question block stars, POWs, and note block POWs, the blue platforms and the one-way gate did not spawn. Only after I took away a few POWs did they appear.
Thanks for the shoutout Ceave! And yes you guessed my exact method, lol. (Psycrow) Looking forward to seeing some of those other things we discussed sometime! But honestly the method you used of getting to 200 of each was pretty clever and probably all the lag anyone ever needs, lol.
I imagine it wouldn't be easy to make a cool level using this lag though... No more entities... no more fun... you could softlock someone for over 3 hours, however. Please someone make a stage that softlocks you for 3 hours.
8:15 The Ground-Pound of Hope - Top 10 Mario moments - Mario ground pounds on top of 200 POW Blocks and 200 Star while sacrificing more than 20 seconds to clear the LAG of his world.
This is the wrong place for a developer, mate =P sometimes it's a great thing to explain to people that computers don't actually run at "FPS", but this is not the place. Kind of like it's the wrong time to say your boss is stupid.
4:07 I love the fire flower animation, there! It turns at full speed, so you can tell the game truly does get paused when you get a powerup. Based on the moving conveyor belts, I'd say it skips the update loop but still runs the draw loop.
2018 - i have to stack pows, multiply the amount of in game seconds by the time it takes to eat a two puond taco, then add 3 bowsers on tracks, before getting five hundred and twenty three bullet bill blasters 2020 - sideways thwomp goes BRRRRRRRR
*whispering* Is-is anyone gonna tell him that's not how time machines work? No? *stops* Weeeeeell, uuuuum actually, that not exactly how time machines work, you seem its a common mistake. *pushes oversized glasses up*
Your videos always make me smile but this one cracked me up. There’s just something so goofy about Mario stuck in 1fps. Thanks for all the wholesomeness you’ve brought others for the past few years.
Ceave! I figured out something cool: If you use the Stacked Spike Top Glitch on the conveyor belts (The Cannonydra) but between the Spike Top and the Cannon or the Thwomp or whatever you use you place an entity 1 block wide, it will rise with the Spike Top, right? Now destroy the spike top. Tada! The Phantom Stack now moves with the properties of that entity! I used a Monty mole, so that when the spike top dies, the stack starts chasing me! (ghah, the cannonadra would've been so much harder)
I have been abele to make it worse, by removing the max entities barrier you can make infinite spike shells with lakitu. I made the game crash. I tried giving my self a fire flower to grind them I got over a billion points and eventually got point lines of 0 for instance, I hit a coin block and got 000 points. I would like a vid on that!
I could imagine some of the earlier designs being used in a Matrix level to increase the amount of time the player has to react to what would otherwise be a Kaizo Mario level 🤔
The most lag possible in new super Mario bros Wii. Me and my brothers exploited the infinite coin glitch at 4-🏰 And instead of just one coin fountain we made 3. And one in-game second was around 500 real-life second's.
I’ve been here for almost 3 months now...lagging, trying to hit the subscribe button. Finally, tonight, after all of these days lagging, I accomplished it!
I love your dedication to these challenges you pose yourself; they're always really interesting and fun to watch! I also want to point out how solidly Nintendo program their games: even when the game is made to lag for 1 frame a second through hacking it doesn't crash
I think Cappy meant that their computer is very slow and in this video of Mario Maker it is very slow as well. So Cappy was just comparing this and their computer
Hi Ceave, great vid as always. Maybe not the healthiest for your device... But still, I always learn allot. Thank you my wonderful Mario maker person 😁😁
want to know how to do this in mario maker 2? just play online multiplayer with 4 people :I Edit: just noticed over 10 people have already said this... Edit 2: Holy mother of all holy cows this has 55 likes?!?!
"So I've no idea how Psycrow memory modded that into the game. My best bet is that he sat in a dark room in front of candles, mumbling old Latin poems, while sprinkling mushroom dust onto the game disk until it decided to boot up this way."
which makes more lag? *1.* this video lag machines or *2.* super mario maker 2 multiplayer btw its a joke but for real multiplayer sometimes is impossible to play with so much lag
I signed up for dial-up internet and logged into TH-cam on Internet Explorer on a Windows XP machine with 256MB of RAM just so I could hit the sub button reeeaaaaaalllly slowly.
On this episode of mario maker man does thing: Mario maker man forces pows and stars to cuddle a bit too close, turning mario into the one and giving him bullet time slo-mo powers.
Developers mostly try to optimize the games they make to reduce lag as much as possible. Meanwhile, Ceave tries to make the most roundabout machine possible to create the most lag. And you know why? *Because it's surprisingly simple.*
Now, in the sequel, you just have to go to competitive, and there you have, lag without even starting! Sometimes even a crash! (Nintendo Switch Online is truly terrible)
Tj Ross me to, i was only saying 1 fps so People whould belive me, it just looks strange and, oh do it feel great when it finally bumps to an servicable Number like twelve
How to produce lag in:
SMM1: search hours for lag machines, than build them and hope, that your game doesn´t crash.
SMM2: Just play online
omg yeah i went 0.5 fps without crashing
Ikr LoL
What it you build a play a lag machine... In versus mode
@@user-Ityrirz FPS 0.00000000000001
@@teamplayz6354 it would just crash
**loads video**
**video buffers**
**video lags**
999,514 views. Close at a million!
texting sure b 1.4 million now lol 😂
**buffers even more**
Lllllllllooooooooollll *crash*
"Efficient... ...Lag production facility"
My code isn't running slow at all! Don't you see how efficient my lag production facility is?
I did not burn the house down, I just created a really efficient fire production facility!
Funny thing is, that quite a few games have lag simulation built in for testing network stability. Something only Devs really use. So yeah. Efficient lag production coding is something some programmers really do add. ;)
Mario ground pounding to save the game at the end was great
Such an oxymoron
@@Cythil A lot fo software has fake loading and delays because otherwise they wouldnt pass testing because people would doubt its actually working without the visual loading feedback
Now try this on the *_3DS_* Version
Surely you jestin'!
Game would Crash
On the new 3ds. (Better processor less chance of crash) you don't want to destroy your 3ds.
Now try this on the season's online mode.
@@gengarzilla1685 ... They would be identical
Mario Maker: the game where even lag can be used to make creative levels
yeah totally
Fox Junior so true
Fox Junior I actually found a glitch where you clip into the wall, and I found it when dorking around with lag. It only works with lag
Fox Junior Ceave Gaming :a guy who even lags is used for making creative videos
not forgetting happy wheels
That ground pound there at the end got you 200,000 points...
What's the most points you can earn in a single ground pound?
At least 9
@@poopshiestyreal it’s hard to argue with his assessment
@@fusiongamer9730 true
If he stacked hundreds of enemies on each other then ground pounded probably
@@poopshiestyreal
Signs point to yes.
Today, Mario slows down the entire Mushroom Kingdom to the point of near-death several times, all in the name of fun.
In the name of SCIENCE !
Toad: Help! The princess has been kidnapped!
Mario: Shut up! I am trying to break Time and Space so I can actually enjoy my free time!
Wh ha hHHJaauauaiiajauayattatatt4rrs?a???L sUSordysy iaam ianH ssthe mUSHroom kIN00aangssom aziznsz thesd3ye aredgxe glixixtwhsa evedhdedywherede ((::((:(:((
Finally I am outside of the mushroom kingdom so I can translate it! "WHAT?! Sorry, i am in the mushroom kingdom and glitches are everywhere :("
Toad: But, why are you doing this Mario?!
Mario: I'm doing it in the name of FUN, I-i mean SCIENCE!
JustinJKJ hooo-Ray
For the first time, Ceave was wrong:
The most lag possible in Mario Maker is...
Mario Maker 2 Online VS
@@Dynakirby63 r/woooosh
@@Dynakirby63 r/woooosh
MIX THEM.
Kyryh he deleted his comment? Shame.
On 3DS
Well, I set up the 400 entity cuddler on the 3DS. It took over an exceptionally long time for the blue platform to do it's job, and in the end, the game was running at 44 frames per real life minute. On a side note, at first, when I used all 100 entities for stars, question block stars, POWs, and note block POWs, the blue platforms and the one-way gate did not spawn. Only after I took away a few POWs did they appear.
275 likes no comment?
Wow.
And a heart from Ceave!
That's rare
River M what are you confused about
4:25
No, I'm pretty sure he gave Neo a call and told him to try to play online on Mario Maker 2 with him, so he could transmit lag onto the disc.
or the glitch crow just transmitted himself while he was lagill and proceeded to break the disc
Thanks for the shoutout Ceave! And yes you guessed my exact method, lol. (Psycrow)
Looking forward to seeing some of those other things we discussed sometime! But honestly the method you used of getting to 200 of each was pretty clever and probably all the lag anyone ever needs, lol.
I imagine it wouldn't be easy to make a cool level using this lag though...
No more entities... no more fun... you could softlock someone for over 3 hours, however.
Please someone make a stage that softlocks you for 3 hours.
Here's the new link for GoombaCong Hunt, as it was originally removed. supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/DC4F-0000-03AC-3623
hps362 try editing a famous speedrun level with this lag
hps362, play my boi bruuuuuuuh's Desert Bus series. Sorry, but I don't know the ID.
Still up to your old tricks psycrow.
That one person who has terrible WiFi: “CHAOS, CONTROL!!!”
Wow it's me 😶 oh no mouth haven't loaded
mmmm! hmmmhmmmmmm! 😶
"ZA WARUDO!"
dont even play this game, but i LOVE watching your videos
8:15 The Ground-Pound of Hope - Top 10 Mario moments
- Mario ground pounds on top of 200 POW Blocks and 200 Star while sacrificing more than 20 seconds to clear the LAG of his world.
-My new PC can run at 120 Frames per second!
-Noob, my Super Mario Maker game can run at 1 Frame per second!
Computers don't run at frames per second, only games.
The Developer (we have a buzzkill here...)
Boi are you dumb?
This is the wrong place for a developer, mate =P sometimes it's a great thing to explain to people that computers don't actually run at "FPS", but this is not the place. Kind of like it's the wrong time to say your boss is stupid.
I'm just trying to help you guys so you don't get roasted to death by someone for saying that.
4:07 I love the fire flower animation, there! It turns at full speed, so you can tell the game truly does get paused when you get a powerup. Based on the moving conveyor belts, I'd say it skips the update loop but still runs the draw loop.
I want to see a level that forces you to initiate the lag production facility design.
Ethanotor Oculus That is easy. Just put the platform in a place where you need to jump.
SonicMaster Sword Need to make it so you can't get stars though.
And so that you can't hit the flag until all pows have gone.
@@drittenz I'm aware, however that is not nearly on the same scale as anything featured here.
Or perhaps making a Pit of Panga level easier. :D
2018 - i have to stack pows, multiply the amount of in game seconds by the time it takes to eat a two puond taco, then add 3 bowsers on tracks, before getting five hundred and twenty three bullet bill blasters
2020 - sideways thwomp goes BRRRRRRRR
Where's Bowser when you need him to slow things down with his Time Machine?
Callum Sparrow ikr
*whispering* Is-is anyone gonna tell him that's not how time machines work? No? *stops* Weeeeeell, uuuuum actually, that not exactly how time machines work, you seem its a common mistake. *pushes oversized glasses up*
toime machine
Callum Sparrow
Good reference
He is in the lava tumb when Mario kills him with the axe
4:05 nice power point presentation.
Now try to do it in a 3ds, it will probably run even worse
CNT yes, way slower, and maybe it would crash, but idk
Yep your right
Yo
Mine is a 3ds.
I did it...
My 3ds died I had to update the game and char the battery like wth
CNT try it in windows xp, this will be 10000000worse
Your videos always make me smile but this one cracked me up. There’s just something so goofy about Mario stuck in 1fps. Thanks for all the wholesomeness you’ve brought others for the past few years.
Ceave! I figured out something cool: If you use the Stacked Spike Top Glitch on the conveyor belts (The Cannonydra) but between the Spike Top and the Cannon or the Thwomp or whatever you use you place an entity 1 block wide, it will rise with the Spike Top, right? Now destroy the spike top. Tada! The Phantom Stack now moves with the properties of that entity!
I used a Monty mole, so that when the spike top dies, the stack starts chasing me! (ghah, the cannonadra would've been so much harder)
That's awesome!
Cool!
That's such a cool glitch
I have been abele to make it worse, by removing the max entities barrier you can make infinite spike shells with lakitu. I made the game crash. I tried giving my self a fire flower to grind them I got over a billion points and eventually got point lines of 0 for instance, I hit a coin block and got 000 points. I would like a vid on that!
cool
*Careful* *he's* *a* *hero.*
*All the time* my friends asked me what the most lag possible is. Finally I can tell them the answer. My life makes sense!
Like
How to lag:
*_watch in 0.25 speed_*
finally, a genius, original comment
*clever*
A TAS without modding... hm
Oh thank goodness!
I've been at so many gatherings where I just couldn't answer this question! Finally!
I could imagine some of the earlier designs being used in a Matrix level to increase the amount of time the player has to react to what would otherwise be a Kaizo Mario level 🤔
Someone please do this, we need Mario Bullet Time.
The most lag possible in new super Mario bros Wii.
Me and my brothers exploited the infinite coin glitch at 4-🏰
And instead of just one coin fountain we made 3.
And one in-game second was around 500 real-life second's.
*OOF*
@@mastery4667
*glances over at brothers 2Ds and Mario Maker cartridge*
>: )
Mastery 4 No, he was playing the wii game.
Super Lagio maker
Marie Olsen super lag maker
Super Mario Lagger.
Llllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggg
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHILE THERES LAG OR GLITCHES?!
Super Lag Chromissey
I’ve been here for almost 3 months now...lagging, trying to hit the subscribe button. Finally, tonight, after all of these days lagging, I accomplished it!
"Blighttown runs at like 15 fps"
Mario Maker: "hold my mushroom"
1950: I bet we will have flying cars in the future!
2019: What is the highest amount of lag in Mario Maker?
69 years well spent!
But this video was uploaded in 2018. So only 68 years well spent.
took me 4 hours to press the sub button
It took me a month to reply to you
@@o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o oh my god that was so good
Took me less than a second
Wdym I get the joke (don’t wooosh me I get it) it took me 3 days to sub
The Neon 08 It took me a year to figure out you existed.
I love your dedication to these challenges you pose yourself; they're always really interesting and fun to watch!
I also want to point out how solidly Nintendo program their games: even when the game is made to lag for 1 frame a second through hacking it doesn't crash
I can't wait for a Super Mario Maker 2 version of this video
I am from the future, There probably will be, but not yet.
5:10 now we see why you couldn't go back in the original mario
Now we need something like this for the absolute best version of Mario Maker.
The 3DS version.
at 2:48 you can hear the vault music of geometry dash.
4:15 watch me whip
There is feeding the trolls, and then there is giving them weapons for mass destruction.
Regardless, great video and greetings from Austria.
First step: Play on the 3DS. Not the New 3DS. The 3DS.
JoelTheParrot Play smm3ds on an really bad emulator on a windows xp
Or on citra with max quality.
Can confirm.
dont know what that is lol
i mean, i guess, but that's emulation.
i love how he calls it the entity cuddler, thats just such a cute name for such a seemingly menacing thing, i love it.
“in this video, i recreated smm2 online”
"There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens"
THIS IS MARIO MAKER ON MY WINDOWS XP COMPUTER
I think Cappy meant that their computer is very slow and in this video of Mario Maker it is very slow as well. So Cappy was just comparing this and their computer
EMULATORS!!
An emulator? For a Wii U game...BOY, that file would be HUUUUGE. Just downloading Gamecube games are big enough as it is
Lithosagym The Unforbidden I think cappy meant that mario maker on his/her computer (emulator) is the same as lag in this video
Green Cappy yup
Alternative title: is it possible to create a GD daily level in Super Mario Maker?
Imagine using this to make slow motion levels
The groundpound at the end on all that stars and p-switches was very satysfying
My phones froze...
THE LAG IS TO STRONG
Thank you so much for ground pounding those pows at the end
i was bored... thx for entertaining me lol
"Next time someone asks you what the most lag possible in super mario maker is"
I don't know about you, but people don't generally ask me about that.
Mario Maker.exe has stopped working
Super Mario Maker 2 Online: Are you challenging me?
"one ingame second takes 8 minutes to pass"
*shows 8 seconds*
Psycrow. Thanks for the glitches and you Ceave as well with the lag!
reminds me of trying to play games on my old laptop
Haha same
Hi Ceave, great vid as always. Maybe not the healthiest for your device... But still, I always learn allot. Thank you my wonderful Mario maker person 😁😁
PORNFACE
@@hopesworldd7678 wtf?
How to cause the most lag in Super Mario Maker 2
Step One- Join Versus/Coop Multiplayer in Course World
Step Two- Repeat Step One until successful
I bet that 200-star, 200-POW block ground pound at the end was satisfying as hell.
Mario Maker: Make The Lag
Mario Maker 2: Play One Game Online
Sorry about your loss in the competition buddy!
Everybody: Most lag possible in Smm2?
The answers: In online
Year 2000: I bet we will have flying cars by 2018.
Year 2018: How to make Mario Maker lag the most.
want to know how to do this in mario maker 2? just play online multiplayer with 4 people :I
Edit: just noticed over 10 people have already said this...
Edit 2: Holy mother of all holy cows this has 55 likes?!?!
I like how normal ceave intros is mario running fast and action and this one is just mario struggling to pick up coins for a few seconds
Nobody:
Smart arse: ThE mOsT lAg Is wHeN tHe GaMe Is OfF aT 0FpS
3:40 it looks amazing
The most lag possible
Bad wifi
Usually Ceave's intro are collections of gameplay, but here, it's litteraly just him jumping.
:D now i can make a matrix level
😆😆
Ceave: *makes this video*
Mario Maker 2 online: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!
In mm2, you just need to go into vs mode.
"So I've no idea how Psycrow memory modded that into the game. My best bet is that he sat in a dark room in front of candles, mumbling old Latin poems, while sprinkling mushroom dust onto the game disk until it decided to boot up this way."
I’ve literally had super Mario maker 2 vs matches slower than this. I wish I was joking.
same *shivers*
You were so preoccupied with whether you could that you didn’t stop and think about whether you should.
0:57 So lag I need to try this in super mario maker rn
"Everything set up and RUNNING" comes out funny in that context
6:54
Still not as laggy as MM2 online.
Oh this made me laugh more than it probably should have.
He should've used this in the "Most boring level possible"
Christopher Duncan agree
No this isn’t the most boring level
loading laugh... 😐
Ceave: makes a huge contraption to make tons of lag
Mm2 vs: are you challenging me?
which makes more lag?
*1.* this video lag machines
or
*2.* super mario maker 2 multiplayer
btw its a joke but for real multiplayer sometimes is impossible to play with so much lag
i agree
3. Watch in 0.25 speed and bad wi-fi
I signed up for dial-up internet and logged into TH-cam on Internet Explorer on a Windows XP machine with 256MB of RAM just so I could hit the sub button reeeaaaaaalllly slowly.
was this video up for THAT long?
The most lag is in multiplayer of course
On this episode of mario maker man does thing: Mario maker man forces pows and stars to cuddle a bit too close, turning mario into the one and giving him bullet time slo-mo powers.
Once I made a level so laggy, u could destroy ? Blocks by ground pounding
How!? And at what FPS!?
Likely fake.
Now imagine combining this with the episode where you find what the most amount of time you can spend not having fun in a mario maker level.
When will you make more videos on weird blocks and zombies game?
Developers mostly try to optimize the games they make to reduce lag as much as possible.
Meanwhile, Ceave tries to make the most roundabout machine possible to create the most lag.
And you know why?
*Because it's surprisingly simple.*
Most lag? Just play super mario maker 2 online multiplayer you get ALL THE LAG
Yep.
The most lag is 1 Fps
Multiplayer Co op dosnet run that low
Its a joke... but i'll let it slide to avoid debates
Go online and play one of these lag making machines
Now, in the sequel, you just have to go to competitive, and there you have, lag without even starting! Sometimes even a crash! (Nintendo Switch Online is truly terrible)
Now Do It On A 3ds , It'll be worse
8:03 when you release how useful these videos are
Music name? 0:56
I want to know also 😂
Adventure meme
2:44 the community shop in geometry dash
At One point of My life, i checked My Minecraft f3 menu to realize My game was running att 1 fps
I've had Minecraft run at 0 FPS for long periods of time
Tj Ross me to, i was only saying 1 fps so People whould belive me, it just looks strange and, oh do it feel great when it finally bumps to an servicable Number like twelve
defenseive kobra my pc can run minecraft without any mods 0 - 30 fps i get 0 fps when the games saves the world and when its loading the world...
Ich spiele mal etwas i played on a server with dat framerate, it was confusing
however My computer is better now and can run on a decent framerate
defenseive kobra 12 😂
4:10 eating the powerup actually brought the fps up😂😂😂
4:09