oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off. but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!! do you see how stupid that sounds? i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.
I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture
Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn Yeahp Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality
One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...
So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.
Just want you to know the good news of the Gospel. The bad news is that you and I (everyone) are sinners. And since God is Holy He doesn’t put up with sin. So sin leads to hell. The good news is God sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins on the cross. This means Jesus paid the debt we owed but couldn’t pay. So if one repents and places faith (trust) in Jesus Christ they can be assured of heaven. I love you and so does God.
@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.
@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner
@@GrayHateborn That was book was released in 2005 and the joke I was referencing predates that. I wasn't saying it was stolen though, just something that has definitely been said before.
He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!
Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.
that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!
I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !
Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.
They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.
@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.
Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?
Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.
Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.
in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life. fabulous comic.
@@chapablo That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler. I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.
It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns. example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.
I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁
PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!
Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉
He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit
Sherry Dalton --I loved the ‘having to clean your plate’ that’s where I heard about the starving kids in China.....I was willing to mail those kids my lima beans, but it never worked out.
Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH
When I taught, 55 years ago, at my school were two brothers named Lemonjelo & Oranjelo! I laffed so hard when you said that in your routine! You are a fun guy to listen to! Keep it up!
I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."
Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?
I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.
I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.
Dwayne, had me "crying ", 2am in the morning. I watched the whole 47 minutes. It's October 2020, and it felt great to laugh. Thank you, and God Bless you.
So refreshing to listen to Dwayne Perkins, who can be funny with clean comedy. He is very funny. I'm glad I found him on TH-cam! I'll look for him again.
If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.
I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.
@@twintwo278 Oh wow. Because I'm used to Japanese, Spanish and Kiswahili vowel sounds I automatically read your name as Ta as in" ahhh, I get it" Ke as in the e in 'ever' or 'everything'. Tra as in ahhh. I would have never thought to pronounce ke as key! Had your name been spelled Takitra I would have pronounced it correctly right off the bat.
It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️But it still bothers me🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Well I hate the name Harriet. How about NOT letting your mother in law name your first daughter after her bff. just because u and your husband live with her and feel like u owe her. NO! That is dumb.
I had a friend who was a counselor...one of her clients decided to name her daughter Latrina...the counselor friend of mine tried to explain what a latrine is but...
No lie....I saw on this one poor girl's name tag at my local grocery store checkout line, that her parents had named her 'Moronica'. I assume the implications were lost on them.
Dwayne is really refreshing, couldnt get enough of watching his show. A big plus is that he keeps his words clean and thats rare. You can be funny without dirty talking. A real professional.
thank you Dwayne Perkins - I'm 75 and I needed this brilliant laughter!!!! Blessings on your career!
I hope you're having a nice day. Your profile picture is very lovely ✨
Coolest 75 year old ever!!!
May God bless you with another 50 years of life. Regards
😹🤗🖖🍯💙🕊
@@maddymunchkin4593 you're so sweet
I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.
The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.
oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off.
but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!!
do you see how stupid that sounds?
i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.
Morph - It’s called “comedy”.
@@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD
L7
Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture
@@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality
Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn
Yeahp
Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality
Thank you TH-cam algorithm for sending me Dry Bar Comedy. I thought comedy was dead, and yet here we are.
Look up Fred Klett. Hilarious.
😅😅😅
One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...
Perfect! That should weed out a bunch of them.
I don’t think my child would pass the test...😅
😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's brilliant!
@@bastette5475 You would think so. Hahaha
Proud of Dwayne!!!We went to high school in Brooklyn together..
Nice!
Frank Bastian Was he funny then too?
I'm proud of him too although we never went to high school together.
@@szqsk8 I need this question answered too lol
@@szqsk8 I grew up with him, and knew his grandma well, and he was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. BEYOND proud and happy for you my dear friend. 🤗🤗👍👍💯💯
"she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!
Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed
savagely hilarious!!!
Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?
Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?
I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly
So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.
Praying for your health 🙏🏾
Love the clean comedy
sending you strength and health 🤍
Just want you to know the good news of the Gospel.
The bad news is that you and I (everyone) are sinners. And since God is Holy He doesn’t put up with sin. So sin leads to hell.
The good news is God sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins on the cross. This means Jesus paid the debt we owed but couldn’t pay. So if one repents and places faith (trust) in Jesus Christ they can be assured of heaven.
I love you and so does God.
My nephew just got done with his dialysis for the day. He's visiting thru tomorrow and I'm gonna have him watch this video!! ❤
"L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!"
I died laughing.
Me too! "My crazy mother."
He stole that from another comedian
@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.
@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner
@@GrayHateborn That was book was released in 2005 and the joke I was referencing predates that. I wasn't saying it was stolen though, just something that has definitely been said before.
I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!
Hes been around seen him before
He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY
He's done global shows so....
He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!
He's genuinely funny. No nervous laughter. All jokes that speak real life truth from his unique perspective.
Good comedy... and in agree with everyone. You dont need to get vulgar to be funny. Very refreshing!
Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.
"Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣
I just about died laughing!
David Clarkson
TOO MUCH logic, reasoning, and TRUTH in this video!
@Paul Provenzano 😂😂
Michelle Obama
💀💀💀💀💀
This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.
Yes I agree!
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Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.
Stacie Neely Valid point.
what’s his name? he’s great.
This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story
that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!
is ur name really smart
He’s gonna be very famous!
The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.
@@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?
Adding this guy to my watch list - I appreciate clean comedy. Very classy.
Same ❤
Refreshing.
47 minutes of laughing non-stop... and no swearing no offensive words wow this man got some talent right there
How are you the authority of what an "offensive" word is on comedy? That's mighty white of you.....see how easy it is to act privileged and play god>
@@chriso8193 Can it dope
@@chriso8193 You're happy to point fingers, but I bet you never reflect on your own self.
I agree...he was funny without a bunch of profanity.
Good clean comedy.
@@chriso8193 oh! ATTENTION EVERYBODY ! WE FOUND APROFFESIONAL VICTIM!
Dwayne. As a black man, it was refreshing to hear clean sanitize Comedy, without profanity, I am proud of your performance.
Yes! I can now show my older parents and not have to apologize or say i hope its not too gross!
I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !
All of the standup on Drybar is clean. The sheer volume of talent Drybar has managed to tap into is amazing.
We need you on Netflix, Dwayne!
@@elsablue3646 Did you miss the whole segment on wiping your butt, then?
This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧
His mom and him both learning there's no Santa Claus at the same time is comedy genius.
Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.
"MICROWAVED SEINFELD LEFTOVERS" I actually laughed out loud!! 😂
Total agreement - very well said
Microwaved Seinfeld leftovers....you should do comedy XD
@@minecrewsupernt831 I would get arrested for speaking my mind in public these days.
@@johnterpack3940 D:
Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?
They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103
Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.
@@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.
You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.
Me right now! 😂
That’s me today, that’s not really your name is it?
@@carolsteele9911 Ha ha ha! I thought you were asking me.
@@DarlingDaintyfoot I did too 😁 til I read this comment , I went back and looked 😂
😂😂
What a breath of fresh air. Humor does not have to be dirty to be funny and entertaining.
Doesn't have to be but its funniest when it is
But it helps. A lot!
And a car doesn’t have to have windows but it’s always better when it does
There are different people for different humor
Amen!
He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.
my wife family are hales
Yeah, I did,too!
It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.
@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.
@Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.
this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done
easy to listen to
I don’t
I'm black and my name is Jason. I thank my parents all the time for giving me a normal name 😂
Lafayette?
He's the funniest comedian I've seen in years I hope I find him again somewhere.
Try his Instagram page.
Wait really?
@@2bitnerd the key word is ..."I'VE" 😊
Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.
and yet they keep doing it 🤔
Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne
@@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.
Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?
Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why
I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.
Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D
Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.
@@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D
Subscribed! Thanks!
Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.
This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.
"Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂
But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.
Lucretia is a good name!
@@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?
Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.
@@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.
Dwayne Perkins. Not sure how famous he is (yet). But he made me laugh out loud countless times during this show.
And I really needed it today....
he's been on Conan, but doesn't seem to care about getting famous. watched him perform in HK. small, quiet gig. amazing quality.
I taught middle school math, and in one of my 6th grade classes, I had twin boys named.....and I'm not kidding....
Y'hyness, and Y'majessy
....yeah.
Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) has a son named Jermajesty.
My Lord! Help those children 😱😱😱
Had student boy/girl twins names princess and princes
i was about to mention jermajesty
apple is definitely the worst.... just a big cry for attention just like her over priced lifestyle website.
Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.
I really enjoyed his comedy... He is great and no swearing, how refreshing...
The whole channel
@@gretashapiro4118 im deeply disturbed by your profile
This guy proves you can be hilarious without needing to curse.
The new Sin Bad
Yep! I can't stand the cursing comedians -- turn it right OFF!
Thats coz he was brought up by his grandmother.
or offensive.
WHY WOULD U EVEN NEED A PROOF FOR THAT ....
and im sorry for your parents cursing all the time..
in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life.
fabulous comic.
Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.
We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.
How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua?
They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.
@@chapablo
That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler.
I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.
In Poland too 👍
Not a single F word this guy said and yet I was rolling on the floor laughing!!! Nicely done!!!
I swear the dry bar has some of the best stand up
This young man is brilliant ! He needs his own show !
This guy's jokes have double meaning and fckin deep. This dude is like a poet I can listen to him all day
"when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing
It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.
My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂
It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns.
example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.
how hip are you?
Simon W Exactly👍😊
I can't believe I've never seen this guy. He's really funny.
me too.
Me too ! Hes great!
Me three!
@@cherylturner2291 😄
This was by far some of the technically best comedy I've ever seen, just a full 50 minutes of it. I couldn't be more impressed.
You are not alone! Haven't laughed so hard for a long long time! Couldn't stand a second of those stevencoberts!
I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁
PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!
Interesting job you must have where get to watch Drybar. I liked that fact that I found this program since I, too, don't like cussing etc.
Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉
You'd better watch out if there's no DBC in LA.
Oh please! Lmao all this anti-black talk wrapped up in this comedy. 😂😂😂
aaron chen and alingon mitra are both funny without being crude
First time I've heard of Dwayne Perkins... he is GREAT
"My crazy mother loved lemon jello"
I died.
There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello
Pronounced le monn ja lo
and or ron jalo
Actually happened
@@lucyflorey9152 wow lol
Lucy Florey
They were from Miami
@@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois
H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho
I appreciate comedians who can get through a routine without using profanity. It's refreshing and yet, STILL FUNNY!!
its the Dry bar that channel is dedicated to PG comedy and very good comedians.
Ur comedy is my style!! Funny & clean....very entertaining
quite honestly it's not that hard to do clean comedy, it just takes actual effort.
That's the point of dry bar lol
Agreed
This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!
His credits didn’t transfer; I died
Never heard of this guy before, but I'm really diggin' his jokes.
Same
He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit
I think I saw him on TV before.
I recognize that joke about waiting food.
This guy is good.
he's so genuine like doesn't even seem to be trying
She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣
Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost fell off my chair when he mentioned the "Clean Plate Club." Boy, do I remember that!
Never heard of this guy before, but he’s very talented!
Sherry Dalton --I loved the ‘having to clean your plate’ that’s where I heard about the starving kids in China.....I was willing to mail those kids my lima beans, but it never worked out.
Sherry Dalton he’s been around for years!!!
and so articulate!
this dude is super clever and his delivery is on point
He has a really casual control of space and the crowd. He really owns his space.
That reminds me of the cowbell skit. When he's told to explore the space. Hahaha
@@juliesmock7614 "I got a fever, and the only cure is..."
Clean jokes that are really funny. Breath of fresh air!
"I'm going to offer no solution, even if there is a clear solution..." so stinking true.
😂 probably my favorite line of the whole show!!
Michael Rabon Yea, I really gotta listen more to my lady, always so quick with my solutions.
Why have I never heard of this guy? He’s good! It’s great clean humour and truly funny without being crass or vulgar
M Routh exactly what I was thinking, can’t believe I’ve never heard of him. Glad I know of him now. Really entertaining 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
So awesome!
I saw him on Showtime, HBO, one of those. He’s great!!! And thought provoking!
Dwayne Perkins: Don't Name your Kids Stupid Things.
Elon Musk: Hold my beer...
was looking for this comment
Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH
*joint
i want to know Elon's child friend just to see how they tease his child
Him and the mom pronounce the baby's name different ways they don't even know wtf they named him.
This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!
Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.
"LeMonjelo, cuz my mom really liked lemon jello, and that's why I work here."
@@SaltyDraws don't forget his twin brother, Oranjelo..
I grow up listening to Bill Cosby and Flip Wilson, they never cursed. And they had me
in stitches!! This young man is from that old-school jandra !😂😂
@@roderickbrown1640 genre
In addition to their names. Knew a chick named Hymen sisters name Orchid.
Spot on perfect!
When I taught, 55 years ago, at my school were two brothers named Lemonjelo & Oranjelo! I laffed so hard when you said that in your routine! You are a fun guy to listen to! Keep it up!
Are you serious?? That's amazing!
Wait... you taught... and cannot spell 'laughed'?! SMH
@@danielmann6772 Thanks for saying that I really really wanted to bring that up
Bc that's bs, am urban joke
@@danielmann6772 That's the first thing I noticed. A teacher who can't spell laughed?
I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."
Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?
"that's DR Sunbeam"
My cat's name is Sunbeam😂
That’s actually such a good test 😂
Not one crude or vulgar word. He is a beautiful person - funny too!!!
I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.
Yes, dry bar is where it’s at
I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.
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You re no fun .
Dwayne, had me "crying ", 2am in the morning. I watched the whole 47 minutes. It's October 2020, and it felt great to laugh.
Thank you, and God Bless you.
Brown Bunny...same here. October 2020. 12:30 am. Loved every minute
April 27, 2021 6 a.m. starting the day off right with a good laugh !
So refreshing to listen to Dwayne Perkins, who can be funny with clean comedy. He is very funny. I'm glad I found him on TH-cam! I'll look for him again.
This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .
Dude funny , without cursing tilt my hat to him 💯
I knew a girl named Chastity-Lolita, and if you don't find that absurdly ironic, I can't help you.
HuH?!
What stupid parents
Lolita is actually a Japanese fashion.
That poor girl...
@@lunaball1 yes but it's based on the term Lolita which is a sexually precocious young girl.
This gentleman is top notch.
His job application analogy was too good.
Also, MJ's championship chow mein was delicious.
"you know how hard it is to almost have an accident.... all day?"
Richard Ponec I love it! This gentleman has a true talent!
i agree 100% comedy genius
Funny guy, Dwayne Perkins! Loved this.
He really should be at larger venues!
He needs a special, no curse words just straight comedy !! Awesome 👏
This man is seriously hilarious and adorable.
Had a student some time ago named MycKynzyy. Yes, four y's. She always told those who asked, "My parents are hippies."
They're hyppyes.
@@anaalina5964 lmao nyce follow up
If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.
I'd be headed down to the courthouse. Wow.
@@jenynz5334 Those parents condemn their children to a life of having their names misspelled or having to spell their name out every time.
what a brilliant comedian he is! such clever humor that really connects and makes me LOL!
My man said GoGo, that's actually not a nickname in South Africa. That means Granny in Zulu!!! lol!!!
Vusi Twala how do you say grandpa?
@@chicanopowers4938 its uMkhulu
I was looking for this SA comment 🌻🌻
In Kenya too!! Wow!
@@rebecca9937 Gogo is not grandma in Kenya, well, not in swahili or kikuyu...
Legit almost peed when he said “exontashia” 😂 bruhh!!! Haha
Ur name is paola pacheco.😶
😑That's lucrecia-ish ...✌️
@@lenaely6146 hahahahaha...wow, u went there
Are you sure you spelled it correctly 🥴
I heard it “eggs-on-tayshia” 🤦♂️
I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.
wtf I literally was about to write sad comment tha noone ever told me I had beautiful race.
George Minton are you just kidding or serious? Dwayne is his name lol surely you’re just joking and I didn’t get it,
I think the lady that yelled out “ we need more” when he made the comment about there not being a lot of black people in Provo ( there isn’t)
He's hot and a cool and decent person too
Well some of us are male so...no. We wouldn’t notice.
Excellence in comedy. Really liked Dwayne's material and delivery.
Love this guy! Why isn’t he a household name? So talented, so likeable, so real.
He WILL BE!...🤗🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🤗
He calls his grandmother "Gogo". In South African indigenous languages "gogo" is a term of respect for an elder lady. Maybe its coincidence.
how could that be a coincidence
@@octavius53 how come it's not?
@@joehsaintina8053 - it's totally not a coincidence dude LOL, and who cares anyway, it's kinda cool
IN KENYA BANTU LANGUAGE GOKO SHOSHO GOGU GUKA ALL RARE FOR ELDERY PERSONS
Talfryn Harris prolly not a coincidence. We average about 5% SA dna
I love his laugh! And he makes such cute faces when he tells his jokes.
Channeling Eddie Murphy
His girly laugh is the funniest.
Love this guy! With the crazy baby names thing 😂 He's just so funny, enjoyed the whole video.
As a woman named Taketra, I totally agree with him!!😂😂😂😂😂
@JameisWinston Sucks that's actually very pretty...❤
@JameisWinston Sucks well thank you🥰
@Stepping Playlist 1 yes, that's it
Oof... my condolences.
@@twintwo278 Oh wow. Because I'm used to Japanese, Spanish and Kiswahili vowel sounds I automatically read your name as Ta as in" ahhh, I get it" Ke as in the e in 'ever' or 'everything'. Tra as in ahhh. I would have never thought to pronounce ke as key! Had your name been spelled Takitra I would have pronounced it correctly right off the bat.
I've been bingeing on this channel today. It's GOLD. So glad I found it.
"Ginsenga is with a family who's really gonna love her"👉🏽😂
You mean Michelle 😂😂
A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.
It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️But it still bothers me🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.
Male or female?@@kitkakitteh
Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434
@@david9783😂 doesn't matter
Dudes timing is great. Would love to see him live.
Maybe we should let the epidural wear off before we name our kids
😂👍
Well I hate the name Harriet. How about NOT letting your mother in law name your first daughter after her bff. just because u and your husband live with her and feel like u owe her. NO! That is dumb.
I had a friend who was a counselor...one of her clients decided to name her daughter Latrina...the counselor friend of mine tried to explain what a latrine is but...
most have the name picked before though LOL
No lie....I saw on this one poor girl's name tag at my local grocery store checkout line, that her parents had named her 'Moronica'. I assume the implications were lost on them.
Why have I just heard of this man? He’s hilarious!!! Thank you I needed this
Amazing set! No raunchy nonsense,. Just good laughs. Awesome
There was a girl in my highschool named "Dtahtiyanah".
It was pronounced _"Tatiana"_
Wtf is the D for then? I know there is a joke there but it is what it is 😅
@@anon0268 ha that is funny but I meant a joke about when I said "what's the d for" someone could say "for sex duh" xD
I feel really sorry for this person.
I'd be having a headache trying to pronounce her name. And then it's just Tatiana.
@@azepere9976
That was me the first time I saw her name lmao
I didn’t expect to wake up and watch a 47:26 video while drinking my coffee but once it started I just couldn’t stop watching!!! Dude is FUNNY!!! 😂
Dwayne is really refreshing, couldnt get enough of watching his show. A big plus is that he keeps his words clean and thats rare. You can be funny without dirty talking. A real professional.
He has several levels to his sense of humour!!! Goes deep!!’