One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...
I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture
Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn Yeahp Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality
oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off. but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!! do you see how stupid that sounds? i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.
Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.
Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.
Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?
Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.
@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.
@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner
that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!
He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!
"A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!
They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.
in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life. fabulous comic.
@@chapablo That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler. I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.
It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns. example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.
@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.
I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁
Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH
@Nikita Petersen Because our society is in a state of moral decline. Look at the news of today. Nothing seems to count, no ethical or moral standards. Nothing to hold up to our youth as rules to live by. The process is slow, and therefore deceives the public into believing that it is OK. Comics who depend on sex and profanity in an attempt to be funny...are not funny, rather they are pitiful.
@Nikita Petersen it's good to be able to play both sides in comedy. You can make it dirty or clean to tailor your audience. You can tell your boss a joke, a christian a joke, but also tell your boys a joke too
38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰
Great....But lets try to help our partners out ... because seriously most males have undiagnosed...ADHD!... Seriously....so lady's... let's take it easy🙏🏿on the looooong dramatic never ending!!!... dramatic Stories.👍🏿👍🏿🙏🏿
So refreshing to listen to Dwayne Perkins, who can be funny with clean comedy. He is very funny. I'm glad I found him on TH-cam! I'll look for him again.
It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️But it still bothers me🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.
I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.
If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.
Sherry Dalton --I loved the ‘having to clean your plate’ that’s where I heard about the starving kids in China.....I was willing to mail those kids my lima beans, but it never worked out.
Dwayne, had me "crying ", 2am in the morning. I watched the whole 47 minutes. It's October 2020, and it felt great to laugh. Thank you, and God Bless you.
Plus using your phone on the toilet is so Gross. Do you know how much feces particles they found on mobile phones compared to toilet seats? 400x the amount because people clean their toilet with antipathogen cleaners but when last did you clean your phone with something antibacterial?
jan rees Lol that was the point of my comment... I’m always expecting their vids to be short sense they used to be pushing their app... and as well I was saying how funny this dude was I couldn’t put it down and lost track of time. Also the toilet is the best place to be on your phone! (Only if it’s your toilet though)
My mother was a social worker back in the 60's and when I was a kid she told me of a black client who named her child oranjello. When asked how she choose that name she replied that while going through the cabinet she saw a box of orange jello. So much for culture based naming. Or maybe it is a reflection on the culture.
I knew a girl who’s parents were functionally illiterate and wanted to name her Roxanne but couldn’t spell it. They wrote Rocksand on her birth certificate. Her legal name is Rocksand! The best part is this young lady is fully aware how dumb her parents are but respects them anyway.
i hope she is able to change that later in life if she ends up hating it. I know i would prefer the correct spelling simply because it's written beautifully. and cuz i already get tired of people misspelling or mocking my current name as is. imagine if my first name was as bad as my last too.
She realized her parents were ot as fortunate are as her but hoping she is smart to no all them dumb people doing the registration she'd have double checked the swelling
Growing up me and my brothers best friends were a family who named their kids... Osiris, Isis, Ulysses and ..... Gilbert 🤣 I used to always say “WTH happened to Gilbert?!” 🤣
I used to book birthday parties at Discovery Zone. One lady reserved a place for her daughter--I kid you not--"Lesbia." The next question in my script was "will there be boys and girls there?" When she said that it would be girls only, I had to almost bite my tongue to keep from saying "kinda figured." Then I went to college with a very nice young lady named--ready?--"Eunita Mann." Say it out loud if it helps.
what are his socials ?!! he's probably the best comedian I've seen lately. there were no overacting and dramas. he was straight to the point and so calm everything was just coming so naturally.
I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.
Yes!!! A comedian of color who does not resort to foul language, sexism, or anti-Asian jokes to get cheap laughs. Instead, his jokes are everything you said!!!
We had to reprogram the mother board in our washing machine. My husband did it on his own and he showed me how we could build one ourselves. Crazy how technology is used in everything.
I'm 28 and I grew up like he did. I ate what my parents made, no questions asked. I had to always finish my plate and I could never talk back to my parents.
c cc how long before you stopped eating everything on the plate and just ate what the hell you wanted....because it took me a while. You just get programmed
I am an expat in the Philippines from the USA . I drive in the Philippines and what he describes is completely , totally true. Pedestrians crossing everywhere and not getting hurt or injured . I have to really stay alert .
@@Otherhats It isn't, necessarily, but "shock comics" often use profanity by itself, as if that's funny. Eddie Murphy's routines are notoriously curse-word laden and they're hilarious...but it's not just because of the curse words. This guy has something like Eddie Murphy's timing, which is really saying something.
One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...
Perfect! That should weed out a bunch of them.
I don’t think my child would pass the test...😅
😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's brilliant!
@@bastette5475 You would think so. Hahaha
Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture
@@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality
Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn
Yeahp
Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality
I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.
Fun(ny) for the whole family!
The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.
oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off.
but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!!
do you see how stupid that sounds?
i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.
Morph - It’s called “comedy”.
@@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD
This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧
"Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣
I just about died laughing!
David Clarkson
TOO MUCH logic, reasoning, and TRUTH in this video!
@Paul Provenzano 😂😂
Michelle Obama
💀💀💀💀💀
This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.
Yes I agree!
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Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.
Stacie Neely Valid point.
what’s his name? he’s great.
"she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!
Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed
savagely hilarious!!!
Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?
Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?
I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly
Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.
"Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂
But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.
Lucretia is a good name!
@@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?
Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.
@@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.
Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.
and yet they keep doing it 🤔
Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne
@@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.
Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?
Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why
I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.
Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D
Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.
@@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D
Subscribed! Thanks!
Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.
Thank you TH-cam algorithm for sending me Dry Bar Comedy. I thought comedy was dead, and yet here we are.
"L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!"
I died laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too! "My crazy mother."
He stole that from another comedian
@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.
@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner
You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.
Me right now! 😂
That’s me today, that’s not really your name is it?
@@carolsteele9911 Ha ha ha! I thought you were asking me.
@@DarlingDaintyfoot I did too 😁 til I read this comment , I went back and looked 😂
😂😂
This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story
that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!
is ur name really smart
He’s gonna be very famous!
The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.
@@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?
Hoodia. Love and appreciate this gentleman's comedy. Not distasteful, vulgar, trashy, and no cursing. Thank you Sir! 😊 🤗
I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!
Hes been around seen him before
He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY
He's done global shows so....
He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!
this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done
easy to listen to
Dwayne Perkins. Not sure how famous he is (yet). But he made me laugh out loud countless times during this show.
And I really needed it today....
he's been on Conan, but doesn't seem to care about getting famous. watched him perform in HK. small, quiet gig. amazing quality.
"A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!
Was looking for this comment!! True to his craft and audience.
Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?
They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103
Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.
@@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.
in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life.
fabulous comic.
Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.
We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.
How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua?
They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.
@@chapablo
That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler.
I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.
In Poland too 👍
He's the funniest comedian I've seen in years I hope I find him again somewhere.
Try his Instagram page.
Wait really?
@@2bitnerd the key word is ..."I'VE" 😊
"when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing
This young man is brilliant ! He needs his own show !
Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.
She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣
Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.
It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.
My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂
It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns.
example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.
how hip are you?
Simon W Exactly👍😊
He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.
my wife family are hales
Yeah, I did,too!
It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.
@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.
@Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.
I really enjoyed his comedy... He is great and no swearing, how refreshing...
The whole channel
@@gretashapiro4118 im deeply disturbed by your profile
Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.
this dude is super clever and his delivery is on point
I can't believe I've never seen this guy. He's really funny.
me too.
Me too ! Hes great!
Me three!
@@cherylturner2291 😄
I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁
This guy's jokes have double meaning and fckin deep. This dude is like a poet I can listen to him all day
Dwayne Perkins: Don't Name your Kids Stupid Things.
Elon Musk: Hold my beer...
was looking for this comment
Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH
*joint
I only clicked on this video to like this message
i want to know Elon's child friend just to see how they tease his child
Wow, a Black comedian, with clean humor, playing to a Provo audience....this guy is good! Hope he does well.
"Does well"? You know how long this brotha has been out there 🤣🤣🤣
@@PaperRaines No!
@Nikita Petersen it's just taste, but I hear ya
@Nikita Petersen Because our society is in a state of moral decline. Look at the news of today. Nothing seems to count, no ethical or moral standards. Nothing to hold up to our youth as rules to live by. The process is slow, and therefore deceives the public into believing that it is OK. Comics who depend on sex and profanity in an attempt to be funny...are not funny, rather they are pitiful.
@Nikita Petersen it's good to be able to play both sides in comedy. You can make it dirty or clean to tailor your audience. You can tell your boss a joke, a christian a joke, but also tell your boys a joke too
This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!
First time I've heard of Dwayne Perkins... he is GREAT
There was a girl in my highschool named "Dtahtiyanah".
It was pronounced _"Tatiana"_
Wtf is the D for then? I know there is a joke there but it is what it is 😅
@@anon0268 ha that is funny but I meant a joke about when I said "what's the d for" someone could say "for sex duh" xD
I feel really sorry for this person.
I'd be having a headache trying to pronounce her name. And then it's just Tatiana.
@@azepere9976
That was me the first time I saw her name lmao
He has a really casual control of space and the crowd. He really owns his space.
That reminds me of the cowbell skit. When he's told to explore the space. Hahaha
@@juliesmock7614 "I got a fever, and the only cure is..."
38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰
Congratulations on the proposal and maybe wedding as its been a year now. Wishing you two all the best
Great....But lets try to help our partners out ... because seriously most males have undiagnosed...ADHD!...
Seriously....so lady's... let's take it easy🙏🏿on the looooong dramatic never ending!!!... dramatic Stories.👍🏿👍🏿🙏🏿
I didn’t expect to wake up and watch a 47:26 video while drinking my coffee but once it started I just couldn’t stop watching!!! Dude is FUNNY!!! 😂
"My crazy mother loved lemon jello"
I died.
There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello
Pronounced le monn ja lo
and or ron jalo
Actually happened
@@lucyflorey9152 wow lol
Lucy Florey
They were from Miami
@@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois
H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho
Dude funny , without cursing tilt my hat to him 💯
what a brilliant comedian he is! such clever humor that really connects and makes me LOL!
So refreshing to listen to Dwayne Perkins, who can be funny with clean comedy. He is very funny. I'm glad I found him on TH-cam! I'll look for him again.
This man is seriously hilarious and adorable.
He calls his grandmother "Gogo". In South African indigenous languages "gogo" is a term of respect for an elder lady. Maybe its coincidence.
how could that be a coincidence
@@octavius53 how come it's not?
@@joehsaintina8053 - it's totally not a coincidence dude LOL, and who cares anyway, it's kinda cool
IN KENYA BANTU LANGUAGE GOKO SHOSHO GOGU GUKA ALL RARE FOR ELDERY PERSONS
Talfryn Harris prolly not a coincidence. We average about 5% SA dna
A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.
It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️But it still bothers me🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.
Male or female?@@kitkakitteh
Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434
@@david9783😂 doesn't matter
This gentleman is top notch.
His job application analogy was too good.
Also, MJ's championship chow mein was delicious.
"you know how hard it is to almost have an accident.... all day?"
Richard Ponec I love it! This gentleman has a true talent!
i agree 100% comedy genius
Dudes timing is great. Would love to see him live.
Not one crude or vulgar word. He is a beautiful person - funny too!!!
I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.
Yes, dry bar is where it’s at
I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.
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This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .
Had a student some time ago named MycKynzyy. Yes, four y's. She always told those who asked, "My parents are hippies."
They're hyppyes.
@@anaalina5964 lmao nyce follow up
If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.
I'd be headed down to the courthouse. Wow.
@@jenynz5334 Those parents condemn their children to a life of having their names misspelled or having to spell their name out every time.
Dwayne Perkins. Remember his name.
This dude going places.
I hope so cause he deserves it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My man said GoGo, that's actually not a nickname in South Africa. That means Granny in Zulu!!! lol!!!
Vusi Twala how do you say grandpa?
@@chicanopowers4938 its uMkhulu
I was looking for this SA comment 🌻🌻
In Kenya too!! Wow!
@@rebecca9937 Gogo is not grandma in Kenya, well, not in swahili or kikuyu...
Clean jokes that are really funny. Breath of fresh air!
Never heard of this guy before, but he’s very talented!
Sherry Dalton --I loved the ‘having to clean your plate’ that’s where I heard about the starving kids in China.....I was willing to mail those kids my lima beans, but it never worked out.
Sherry Dalton he’s been around for years!!!
and so articulate!
He needs a special, no curse words just straight comedy !! Awesome 👏
His form is effortless. Everything he says is so very funny. He's truly one of the best with complete clean comedy. The whole family can enjoy.
He used all the techniques of a good comedian. He held my interest all the way through. Good job Dwayne.
Dwayne, had me "crying ", 2am in the morning. I watched the whole 47 minutes. It's October 2020, and it felt great to laugh.
Thank you, and God Bless you.
Brown Bunny...same here. October 2020. 12:30 am. Loved every minute
April 27, 2021 6 a.m. starting the day off right with a good laugh !
real masterclass of comedy. not cursing at all, but still funnier than most of the cursing comedians! 👏👏👏👨🏾🎓
Why have I never heard of this guy? He’s good! It’s great clean humour and truly funny without being crass or vulgar
M Routh exactly what I was thinking, can’t believe I’ve never heard of him. Glad I know of him now. Really entertaining 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
So awesome!
I saw him on Showtime, HBO, one of those. He’s great!!! And thought provoking!
"Skylar...let's bring her in" 😂😂😂😂
Lemonjello 😭😭😭😭
Oranjelo
I heard about those back in the 70s. Oranjelo and Lemonjelo
Julie Smock I think that would be Le'Monjelo and Or'Anjelo lol.
Who could possibly down vote this guy? Get real, he's hilarious.
Lecrecia and Lemongelloh thumbed this down.
Patrice O’Neal joke sprinkled in a lot
I was just going to write that. LOL apparently there are almost 300 Lucretias and Lemonjellos on TH-cam
Lucretia MacEvil
This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!
I live in Corvallis, Oregon and it's a bike culture like Amsterdam and I love it. I'm in great shape at 66 because of it!
I keep expecting these to be 3-4min and instead I end up sitting on the toilet for an hour...
You should try to eat more fiber.
Why don't you check how long it is before- it's not difficult.
Plus using your phone on the toilet is so Gross.
Do you know how much feces particles they found on mobile phones compared to toilet seats?
400x the amount because people clean their toilet with antipathogen cleaners but when last did you clean your phone with something antibacterial?
jan rees Lol that was the point of my comment... I’m always expecting their vids to be short sense they used to be pushing their app... and as well I was saying how funny this dude was I couldn’t put it down and lost track of time. Also the toilet is the best place to be on your phone! (Only if it’s your toilet though)
After you were done , did you have to check "How to wipe butt" TH-cam video ?
Who were the 3K who disliked this video!? this guy is amazing
Somebody named Psefinique.
@@janiscarter5879 😂
All the people who just realized why their kids amounted to nothing.
Jealous haters that wish they could be clean funny cute... 😊
People who named their kids badly?
My mother was a social worker back in the 60's and when I was a kid she told me of a black client who named her child oranjello. When asked how she choose that name she replied that while going through the cabinet she saw a box of orange jello. So much for culture based naming. Or maybe it is a reflection on the culture.
Went to a eighth grade graduation about 5 years ago. Young man name was Handsome Stranger I promise I'm not making this up y'all
Ahhhh! That's a character in a movie called The Villain! Handsome Stranger is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was named after his father!!!!
@@SarahBethMac okay sweet now I know LOL
I believe you. We had a little boy named Doofus. I could not believe some named their son that. Sweetest child in the world though.
I taught a kid named Handsome
Wow.
I knew a girl who’s parents were functionally illiterate and wanted to name her Roxanne but couldn’t spell it. They wrote Rocksand on her birth certificate. Her legal name is Rocksand! The best part is this young lady is fully aware how dumb her parents are but respects them anyway.
Being illiterate is not being dumb.
My dad has a friend named Early. His mom wanted to name him Earl Lee. The nurse filling out the paper work mis-heard her.
@@kristenheuer5676 😆
i hope she is able to change that later in life if she ends up hating it. I know i would prefer the correct spelling simply because it's written beautifully. and cuz i already get tired of people misspelling or mocking my current name as is. imagine if my first name was as bad as my last too.
She realized her parents were ot as fortunate are as her but hoping she is smart to no all them dumb people doing the registration she'd have double checked the swelling
I've been bingeing on this channel today. It's GOLD. So glad I found it.
Amazing set! No raunchy nonsense,. Just good laughs. Awesome
Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because your mom loves roses.
Son: Oh, ok. Thanks Dad.
Dad: No problem B.J
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Sorry, very poor taste man.
That's just wrong 🤣🤣🤣
MADE ME LAUGH 😂😋😂
Lmao....
Growing up me and my brothers best friends were a family who named their kids... Osiris, Isis, Ulysses and ..... Gilbert
🤣 I used to always say “WTH happened to Gilbert?!” 🤣
I actually like the ancient names. It works.
My brother joked years ago about naming his first kid Galileo. Never happened, but I could see an adventurous parent doing it.
They proved their point, i guess 🤣
My brothers best friends ‘and I’
I used to book birthday parties at Discovery Zone. One lady reserved a place for her daughter--I kid you not--"Lesbia." The next question in my script was "will there be boys and girls there?" When she said that it would be girls only, I had to almost bite my tongue to keep from saying "kinda figured."
Then I went to college with a very nice young lady named--ready?--"Eunita Mann." Say it out loud if it helps.
what are his socials ?!! he's probably the best comedian I've seen lately. there were no overacting and dramas. he was straight to the point and so calm everything was just coming so naturally.
Excellence in comedy. Really liked Dwayne's material and delivery.
I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.
wtf I literally was about to write sad comment tha noone ever told me I had beautiful race.
George Minton are you just kidding or serious? Dwayne is his name lol surely you’re just joking and I didn’t get it,
I think the lady that yelled out “ we need more” when he made the comment about there not being a lot of black people in Provo ( there isn’t)
He's hot and a cool and decent person too
Well some of us are male so...no. We wouldn’t notice.
I enjoyed this set so much! Clean, hilarious, relatable, sharp.. Wonderfully done!
Yes!!! A comedian of color who does not resort to foul language, sexism, or anti-Asian jokes to get cheap laughs. Instead, his jokes are everything you said!!!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. I think it’s one of the best standup performances I’ve seen. It’s perfect.
"Cousins I can't be with on account of...society" was a pretty slick line in Provo.
Masterful performance!
OMG, great point! I'd completely forgotten where he was.
For anyone who is wondering Gogo means Grandmother, its from Ndebele a language from southern africa
so,...what is a gogo girl then in south africa?
@@mjack1935 LOL
@@mjack1935 a stripper.
Thank you for clarifying.
It's kind of a giveaway when it's his mom's mother.
Great routine! It's so good to laugh about everyday, slice-of-life topics without bad language. Thank you!
Never heard of this guy. He's terrific!
That youtube repair joke is actually true. I fixed my washing machine myself by watching repair videos.
I did too!
We had to reprogram the mother board in our washing machine. My husband did it on his own and he showed me how we could build one ourselves. Crazy how technology is used in everything.
Give this man a netflix special!
I am a big critic of comedians. But this guy is hilarious. He is in a class of his own, bro!
I'm 28 and I grew up like he did. I ate what my parents made, no questions asked. I had to always finish my plate and I could never talk back to my parents.
I'm 28 too. I didn't dare talk back to my parents, I wanted to live 😂
It's called discipline. Good 5hing they made you eat everything. You could have been small and malnourished by not listening to them
There was two choices at meal time take it or leave it.
c cc how long before you stopped eating everything on the plate and just ate what the hell you wanted....because it took me a while. You just get programmed
Skeezix lol I still try to eat everything on my plate I guess I’m just a creature of habit
He has several levels to his sense of humour!!! Goes deep!!’
"Anybody can be a safe drive, anybody can have an accident. Do you know how hard it is to almost have an accident all day" 🤣🤣
I am an expat in the Philippines from the USA . I drive in the Philippines and what he describes is completely , totally true. Pedestrians crossing everywhere and not getting hurt or injured . I have to really stay alert .
This guy is one of the best comedians out there. And he doesn't even have to resort to profanity! And they said it couldn't be done.
I agree!
Who exactly said it couldn't be done?
What's the issue with cursing, why is it bad?
@@Otherhats It isn't, necessarily, but "shock comics" often use profanity by itself, as if that's funny. Eddie Murphy's routines are notoriously curse-word laden and they're hilarious...but it's not just because of the curse words. This guy has something like Eddie Murphy's timing, which is really saying something.
Kullerva Than is it really necessary for everyone to point out the cursing? No, they should point out the timing, correct?
This is one of the funniest bits I've heard in a while.
His roommate stalked dirt. LMAO 😂
i appreciate the full length videos and prefer them over the shorts
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That's because the terrorists won already!! ---LOL
You like pants over shorts? 🤪
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@@iamleplatypus I always wear my pants over my shorts
Oh you mean MICHELLE? shes with a family who's gonna love her...
LOL!! so wrong.
No it's not, that's precisely WHY it's FUNNY!
Why?
He's right you can't name your kids like things onlyif u r a moron ...hunter sharkisha, karryon, mala yuslaidy, usnavy etc..
Love this guy! With the crazy baby names thing 😂 He's just so funny, enjoyed the whole video.