Your Alarm Clock Should Scare You. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

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  • @FullMoonHowl
    @FullMoonHowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "You don't lose your temper, you relinquish it." Brilliant observation, so true. I really respect and appreciate him saying that.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah that one actually annoyed me as a physician who's treated mental illness. A lot of behavior is dictated by upbringing, genetics--heck, even what you eat! We don't let people on MAOI psych meds eat cheese for Pete's sake. So much of your life is given to you by a highly scientific grace.
      If you have control, that's rad. And you should treat yourself as if you do. But you can't treat others like they do, because you aren't their doctor and you don't know if they ever had a control a day of their lives.

    • @SaffronSphinx
      @SaffronSphinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OP is my sister and we're both on SSRI's. She meant to the point one can chemically control something, which is this guy's point, because he based it off his own experience. If he couldn't control something, then he would have made the joke a bit different.

    • @FullMoonHowl
      @FullMoonHowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@becominghero9754 please don't misunderstand: I admire the mindfulness of this statement, *within its proper context.* That doesn't mean there aren't legit struggles. Many of them I struggle with personally, which is why I admire it when someone professes that they try to be responsible for how they react. It's in no way intended to shame anyone else.

  • @elizabethteska6174
    @elizabethteska6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    “Who the heck is Tasha?”!!!! “I know you’re diabetic...” I love this guy. He is hilarious!!

    • @elizabethteska6174
      @elizabethteska6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the recommendation!

    • @nyc10021
      @nyc10021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elizabethteska6174 flixzone is a scam. These posters are bots. Google it. Stay safe.

    • @nyc10021
      @nyc10021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elizabethteska6174 btw, your comment was exactly what I was going to say! ‘Who the heck is Tashsa?” Lol 😂 I was not expecting that.

    • @elizabethteska6174
      @elizabethteska6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Captain James: thanks for the info. And yes, I was not expecting the ‘Tasha’ comment either!

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the dance he does with Tasha.

  • @brodiethegoaty849
    @brodiethegoaty849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dwayne Perkins been putting out QUALITY work for over 10 years. Appreciate him for not selling out.

  • @anarchobuddhist
    @anarchobuddhist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “You’re not married to the beat...
    you’re not going to let the beat tell you what to do.
    That’s freedom my friends” 🤣

    • @anastefania8759
      @anastefania8759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      =)))

    • @kathleenscott6209
      @kathleenscott6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s SO true!! 😂🤣😂

    • @desosmom1
      @desosmom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I didn't catch it at first .I thought he said "b" . I was confused..

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious!

    • @feralkat9370
      @feralkat9370 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't get that bit.
      Does he mean they have no internal rhythm?

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Dwayne Perkins has one of the funniest deliveries EVER! Hilarious!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “The alarm clock was not tryin to be your friend.” 🤣🤣

  • @elliottpaine9259
    @elliottpaine9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Funny. I used to have a clock shaped like a bomb. When it went off it sounded like a power plant in Russia with that sensor going off of a red alert and a russian saying ...." are you ready? 3,2,1, WAKE UP!!"

    • @krob2346
      @krob2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I need this

    • @kristiecornell5723
      @kristiecornell5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tanya Hays Or were in Chernobyl

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woah!! 😂😂 Hyped me up just reading it! Lol!

    • @elliottpaine9259
      @elliottpaine9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@neghiethervil5606 My folks got for me for xmas when i was 12. They put the batteries in before i opened it, and ya guessed it..... it went off in the packaging xmas morning!! they decided i should just open it right then instead of pretending nothing was happening.

    • @cadence1070
      @cadence1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where’d you get that

  • @bjmarks24
    @bjmarks24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Hilarious! I love his brand of comedy. It's clean, he keeps the crowd engaged, and he's relatable.

    • @alexmccoy8167
      @alexmccoy8167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea 2nd vid ive seen of his. and im now a fan. dudes got skills

  • @youatemysandwich1
    @youatemysandwich1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dwayne Perkins just gained a fan. What a wholesome man :)

  • @MrYoubrian
    @MrYoubrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I still use the same clock radio I bought for my first civilian job in Oct. 1989. General Electric still going strong.

    • @ohrabbits
      @ohrabbits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ì think I got mine in the '70s. The trick is to set it on some station you really hate.

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    That Oakland Raiders vs abused children joke is the best joke I’ve heard all year.

    • @slavstaneev3065
      @slavstaneev3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And nobody built the children a new stadium in Vegas 😅😂

    • @tamihayes5313
      @tamihayes5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too!!!
      Who’s got little Timmy? Lol

    • @gb.510
      @gb.510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised the joke didn't go like a similar way I've heard ending in the abused kid saying "I wanna go home with the raider's, they don't be anybody"

    • @hah-no.
      @hah-no. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honest to God.

    • @kandicelewis9435
      @kandicelewis9435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don’t mind vulgar jokes, there’s a comedian named Ali Siddiq and he has this joke about going to prison… “Mexicans got on boots” is all you need to know, the rest will all make sense once you watch it, swear that joke is beyond comprehension funny

  • @simplyme7821
    @simplyme7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Funniest comedian ever! Hilarious and so smart. I never knew where he was going with it. What a blessing! I was sitting here crying cuz I'm having surgery and I have cancer and God gives me Dwayne! You know you're funny when you can make a crying woman start laughing out loud. Thank you, Dwayne. Sincerely, Carly💙

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So sweet Carly. And I just said a prayer for your surgery and for healing of the cancer.

    • @simplyme7821
      @simplyme7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cyoungledesma Thank you.😄

    • @Th3lite
      @Th3lite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't cry you are not defeated. It's a set back yes but not defeat. God is in control.

    • @simplyme7821
      @simplyme7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Th3lite I believe that. It's just hard because I became a widow 18 months ago. I miss having my husband's hand to hold. I miss everything about him. God's love has always carried me through. Thank you for your kind words. Carly

    • @MarcyTrivette
      @MarcyTrivette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@simplyme7821 I'm so sorry that you are going through this and without your husband. I hope you have a good support system though. I couldn't imagine going through that alone. I'm a cancer survivor myself. I was 8 month pregnant with my 3rd child when I had to have surgery just to get a diagnosis. It was a very scary time and I cried daily. But, by God's grace, I made it through. I've been in remission for 16 years and I have 5 kids now and a granddaughter on the way. Try to stay positive. It helps. God bless!

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a comedian I'm always excited to see anything from Dwayne. 😂✊🏿

  • @asibelle422
    @asibelle422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    😂😂 You can tell a lot of them don't know who Suge Knight is lol but he saved it with the "You had me at black dude" comment lmao

    • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
      @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol true

    • @forcedtohaveahandle
      @forcedtohaveahandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If he’d said Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson instead then they’d probably all get it lol

    • @Future-zx9ts
      @Future-zx9ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would’ve busted up laughing, but all they had were crickets! He really saved it, though. That was hilarious.

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a great storyteller.

    • @coriewilkinson3093
      @coriewilkinson3093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From what I understand, he wasn't kidding when he said that he doubled the black population of Provo.... You can bet at least half the audience is LDS... I'm from the Ogden area so I dont know Provo well, but I imagine none of them know rap 😂

  • @gordongraham7
    @gordongraham7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love him. His jokes and his delivery are so funny.

  • @padawanrevalak3875
    @padawanrevalak3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Glad they brought this guy back!

  • @s.akhtarjoomun263
    @s.akhtarjoomun263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The last sentence was gold. "you are not married to the beat"

    • @jakegriffith3226
      @jakegriffith3226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Way to kill a punchline...

    • @aeronjarrett5897
      @aeronjarrett5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of it was good but that one made me laugh out loud literally! And then, he didn't over do it. Just let that odd observation simmer and erupt in the audience's mind!

  • @christiangibbs1482
    @christiangibbs1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You don't lose your temper; you relinquish it."
    For a professional wiseguy, he is a relly wise guy.

  • @jmwangi24
    @jmwangi24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That's our dude, Eliud Kipchoge! 26 miles in under 2 hours. Kenya Hoyeeee!!🥳🥳🤩🤩

  • @lloydsims1573
    @lloydsims1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    True story - a neighbor had repeated late arrivals at his job and was given repeated warnings, leading to a final warning of termination. He bought an alarm clock that had a120 volt outlet (for a coffee maker?) and connected a 120v fire siren. He did wake up, and so did half of his neighbors! hahahaha

    • @donnamariedavidson5065
      @donnamariedavidson5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!

    • @geewms8423
      @geewms8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apples and oranges. How is this related?

    • @NunyaNomi
      @NunyaNomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@geewms8423 You must’ve gone to the comments before you even watched the video. Either that or you’re a bot 🤖

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NunyaNomi Wow. Great user name 🤣🤣🤣 Even funnier is that the alarm clock joke was his first one too.

    • @YoungDymisty
      @YoungDymisty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notsure1969 lol wow are you guys cousins 😱 shock shock horror! 😆

  • @IshtoktheDestroyer
    @IshtoktheDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's my favorite comedian. A true gem among humans. Witty, nice, and truly funny. I want to see him live sometime.

  • @DramaNerd4ever
    @DramaNerd4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg, this video had me belly laughing, tears running down my face!!! Best Dry Bar special in a long time!

  • @summerjeffries2434
    @summerjeffries2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Treat everyone like their Suge Knight." 😂 . Amazing

  • @AnnnnnaQ
    @AnnnnnaQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Who else searched all of TH-cam to find additional material from this super funny comedian!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaefrmbk2k
      @jaefrmbk2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👋🏽😄

    • @garthybrookens4839
      @garthybrookens4839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't get enough of Dwayne Perkin
      He is super original, he has one of the best deliveries in Comedy
      and he is Super funny. He needs to do more stand up

  • @CandraEvans20
    @CandraEvans20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I miss seeing this comic on the channel. He's so fun to watch. Would like to see him on a TV series!

    • @tamihayes5313
      @tamihayes5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly... there are a few who have been overdue. Sometimes they won’t play the systems games so they don’t get picked. At the end of the day that’s a good thing!

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamihayes5313 What is the systems game?

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got that right! 😂😅

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Mississippi! Dwayne, you're not only my hero, you're a national freakin' TREASURE! Do NOT stop! FUNNY!

  • @TheHappinessHelper_XO
    @TheHappinessHelper_XO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can never get enough of Dwayne Perkins!

  • @Defiantly_Joyful
    @Defiantly_Joyful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watch Dry Bar daily. This guy is one of the best!

  • @sot-daddy8559
    @sot-daddy8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well done sir. Laughed out loud. Belly laughs.

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I live in NZ, and have tried that white water rafting in Rotorua with the 7 meter drop. Have never rafted and I can't swim to save my life so it was scary as hell, but it was awesome!! 😊 he's right about the black population though, they're as rare as a Kakapo here. So we appreciate the visit!

    • @donnamariedavidson5065
      @donnamariedavidson5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy to hear you survived that experience! Lol! No, but really, I think you're brave. I would be too scared to go on a raft, no thanks lol
      Greetings to you and your loved ones from me and my son from Laughlin, Nevada, USA💖

    • @Ka-kai
      @Ka-kai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right! I am fish belly white and was in Brooklyn and black people were protective of me and my sister! Two people started to fight and I heard someone tell them *Stop that! You'll scare the white people!*.
      I loved being watched over so sweetly.

  • @jewelssylva3738
    @jewelssylva3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Talking about self-control, I have friends who tell me they can't stop cussing. Well, I had a friend who used the F word like a comma. I invited him to church, & after church I introduced him to the pastor & friends during a potluck.
    The next day I pointed out that he did have control over his speech because he didn't use the F word the whole time. 🤷

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ~ A coma or a comma?

    • @jewelssylva3738
      @jewelssylva3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@5jerry1 oops. Thanks.

    • @brichelbindi6221
      @brichelbindi6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love this, Thanks
      With that I say good association improves good habits.

    • @wptd2689
      @wptd2689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he is trying to hard to be cool or something. When there is somebody above him around then he starts acting right? He is fake lol

    • @jewelssylva3738
      @jewelssylva3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wptd2689 Except he didn't realize it. Human nature.

  • @burkywilson6189
    @burkywilson6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I'm from like, crack Brooklyn, not vegan cupcake Brooklyn!!!"

  • @judyhart7628
    @judyhart7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Quite possibly one of the coolest, funniest comedians...Ever!

  • @parrell1012
    @parrell1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't stop crying laughing. His comedic skills are completely amazing. This show should be aired in any place where people moods are low. It only takes one great comedian to change a life of despair. Awesome

  • @Panini529
    @Panini529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great set! Can't wait for his Netflix special.

  • @DanA-re4mr
    @DanA-re4mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    One of my new favorites!

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy is hilarious! Love the marathon reference and the one with the Oakland Raiders. The analogies are Brilliant 🤣

  • @darrencarter
    @darrencarter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HILARIOUS! Dwayne has been crushing for YEARS! So good to see him on Dry Bar

  • @TheSunderland001
    @TheSunderland001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dwayne Perkins kills it as usual! He should be a household name.

  • @lisafeck1537
    @lisafeck1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Lord thank you for this man and his humor. I needed this. No doubt he is right when it comes to me, I'm going to remember, I am not married to the beat, and enjoy dancing anyway.

  • @paleofemme
    @paleofemme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guys is awesome. More, please!

  • @caprid9937
    @caprid9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice to see you again Dwayne, always get a good laugh with your clean jokes. Would love to see you live.

  • @jesusislord2457
    @jesusislord2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Drink a tall glass of Ice tea before bed time... your bladder will wake up up three hours before your alarm goes off. ☮️💝🙏

    • @CausingChaos.
      @CausingChaos. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It depends on whether my body likes me that day

    • @studzmalone2550
      @studzmalone2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael 🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthewharvey8755
      @matthewharvey8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I drink a cup of hot coffee with loads of sugar in it, does the same thing for me lol... On reserve for those real important dates.

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and diabetes will also

    • @yamatoyazuyuki7049
      @yamatoyazuyuki7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't like. Ice tea but I do drink A lot of cold water at night that or my foot goes off the cover and the AC touches my foot because I don't like when my feet gets cold because ι eιтнer geт a craмp or мy ĸneeѕ ѕтarтѕ тo нυrт ( ̄ω ̄;)
      (I'm 19)

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yeah, don't flip off folks on the road. Yesterday, dude cut me off. Wanted to give him the finger but just mouthed "WTF ?" at him. Kept going and forgot about it.
    He must have followed me for about 15 miles while I was going about 80 mph. He came roaring up at about 95 mph and almost ran me off the road. People are crazy.

    • @donnamariedavidson5065
      @donnamariedavidson5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's scary. I believe you. I've seen people lose their temper on the road and dangerously try to upset the other driver who upset them in the first place. All I was concerned about was just hoping nobody would end up hurt, or even worse, dead.
      It's not worth it. I decided a long time ago, that if an aggressive driver happens to (all of a sudden) appear anywhere around me, I automatically get out of the way, in a pleasant manner lol! Hey, I'm not about to add fuel to this crazy driver's fire, better to be and stay safe than to end up with said crazy driver coming after you!

    • @laurab3876
      @laurab3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, not worth it. So dumb to get upset. This lady got upset because she perceived someone cut her off and followed them, gave them the finger... then her 5 year old son got killed because someone in the other car had a gun and used it. Stupid lady in the first place.

  • @yourmamacita6636
    @yourmamacita6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I can't remember the last time I literally laughed out loud to a comedian.

    • @stvrchldofficial
      @stvrchldofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you even have a sense of humor?

    • @caprid9937
      @caprid9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is funny. Always a pleasure to listen to him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @geewms8423
      @geewms8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'very always been a fan of good stand-up comedic relief. The ex-police officer is hilarious so is the Indian guy, his name is Russell Peters.

    • @theresam6864
      @theresam6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      your mamacita, you might like Eric O’Shea on dry bar comedy (Italian guy wearing a red shirt). He is hilarious too.

  • @felinefokus
    @felinefokus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes you come across nice beings and he's 1 of them 💙 blessings to everyone 😇

  • @ginoasci
    @ginoasci 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is boarder line dry bar comedy. Really pushing the limits and riding the rails.
    Well done !!!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dude is a riot. "I'm not from this new Brooklyn with the vegan cupcakes." I was dying.

  • @TheGuitologist
    @TheGuitologist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Hilarious stuff. Great set.

  • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
    @hxhdfjifzirstc894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I specifically change my ringtones and alarm clock to the least scary tunes possible. There's nothing worse than waking up to a creepy ringtone.

    • @MarcyTrivette
      @MarcyTrivette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I don't set my phone's alarm to something loud and startling, then I just end up sleeping through it and the pleasant alarm just ends up being part of a dream. Like he said, I would probably dream about a harp.😂

  • @firmlyplantedcj9962
    @firmlyplantedcj9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for helping me laugh at myself through your routine! You mean there's a beat?

  • @marykaiserltd
    @marykaiserltd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the greatest. BRAVO!!!

  • @michaelberna987
    @michaelberna987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to have that same alarm that his airport buddy had, hahaha. Forgot the name of it, but his impersonation was spot on.

  • @macghawkeye458
    @macghawkeye458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dwayne is one of the funniest most intelligent comedians in the business today! Love him!

  • @emilyhuckson2909
    @emilyhuckson2909 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so grateful to see him in Sgn recently...such a sweetheart with a magnetic stage presence...laughed long and prospered!!

  • @jasminecherry892
    @jasminecherry892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I pick the one that annoys me the most and then adjust so it gets louder every time I hit snooze

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still have a Sony Dream Machine from 1988 that will wake a dead dog.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant.

  • @j.bernard752
    @j.bernard752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I laughed the whole way through. Great set!

  • @cyn.05
    @cyn.05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Super good set. Didn’t know him but now I will look for more!

  • @lillyc.1194
    @lillyc.1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL "one second of butt and you can go back to watching your movie" 🤣

  • @lisettegarcia
    @lisettegarcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, it takes a comedic genius to be funny yet not cruel telling jokes about abused kids 🏆🏆🏆

  • @Carmel明慧
    @Carmel明慧 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "They call them baristas" lol pretty much!! Great show, extremely funny, thank you!!

  • @Chipotlefoos
    @Chipotlefoos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the upload I love this comedian

  • @ester24966
    @ester24966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very funny and very true ! Thank you Dwayne Perkins !!!

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey, this just got posted! Didn't realize,.. just saw only a few thumbs down on a video, was taken aback yet refreshing...... not that anyone should!....stumbled across this guy, very funny!...really enjoyed his set!

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He was excellent.

  • @ellabrad3886
    @ellabrad3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Wayne man is truly great. So witty and naturally funny!

  • @christinabonacossa4919
    @christinabonacossa4919 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite comedians of all times.

  • @vinauttv7167
    @vinauttv7167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “…and you choke on a Skittle.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alondob
    @alondob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Raiders playoff joke had me choking and in tears 😭

  • @Mistermackey
    @Mistermackey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Our life is front loaded. That was hilarious

  • @GinnySmith-m1e
    @GinnySmith-m1e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    November, 2024. Dwayne Perkins is my favorite comedian!! Intelligent, funny, wholesome.👏👍 😆

  • @jik5521
    @jik5521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a lot of fun. Thank you for the laughter. God bless you.

  • @BigCowProductions
    @BigCowProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    12:40 This is why this guy is good, where he can add the racial stuff a bit and is still funny/cool. He knows that you're not racist simply cuz you're white

    • @eagillum
      @eagillum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As opposed to all those losers who get hung up on their "inequality". Geez. Give it a break already am I right? Making us feel all uncomfortable. White people should be able to just feel politely "out of sorts" about inequality, but never "uncomfortable".

    • @sonja1020
      @sonja1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eagillum 😂🤣

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?! What a odd but revealing statement. Now I under how cancel culture is a thing and where snowflakes come from. "He knows you're not racist because you're white". He doesn't know anything, it's just a joke. No more than the Mississippi plane joke is just a joke. It's only funny if you accept the premise that people in Mississippi are obese. Which he didn't say but, as a comedian he assumed the audience viewed them as such obese. Otherwise, the joke makes no sense. Amazing statement. Thanks sharing.

  • @dragonslayerteo5756
    @dragonslayerteo5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy is gold man, his last special was hilarious and now I remember where I've seen him, Tosh!

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like this guy. His jokes have intelligence and not offensive.

  • @yanagehrke4755
    @yanagehrke4755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny, havnt laughed so much for a while! Really good!

  • @lennyvandevelde1069
    @lennyvandevelde1069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the funniest guys I've heard!!😂

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My alarm sound is the air raid siren from Silent Hill/The Purge. Wakes me up quick everytime, traumatized but ready for the apocalypse!

  • @quinnbartee2417
    @quinnbartee2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (Gasping for breath from exhaustion) "Who's got little Timmy?!?"

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Omg, I love him. The boxing bit had me rolling. “Is this how you do it?” 🤣

  • @mauricemorning
    @mauricemorning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    " I got that surgery in the morning and then I got that wedding" too original. Try to find his CD called she ate my haircut. I bought it from him a long time ago when he came to my hometown. It has some of the stuff from this routine on it but it is non-stop hilarious. He does some great ad-libbing also

  • @gag1411
    @gag1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I soooo like this dude! Dirty comedy with really explicit language is more my style but this guy can roll with the best of them squeaky clean and all 💯🙂

  • @chmchn
    @chmchn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Plane ride the following day means I'm not sleeping the night before 😂😂

    • @larisalynnortiz8979
      @larisalynnortiz8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought I was the only one to whom that happened. 🙄

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@larisalynnortiz8979 lol better safe than sorry. I'm so conditioned to do that I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to

    • @PapaPepper
      @PapaPepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean like a flight?

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PapaPepper Yes. A ride on a plane

    • @nharris4606
      @nharris4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will take that a step further and say the night before ANYTHING important I don't sleep the night before. First day of a new job, vacation, plane trip, whatever.
      It's like my brain is so scared we will miss whatever is coming it just won't shut down.

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @khuszar6778
    @khuszar6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is great! Very original.👍🏻

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I had an Old Clock given to me that was from the 60s. That was the loudest Buzz I'd ever heard. But I haven't used to wake up alarm in 25 years. I actually wake up with my own circadian rhythm

    • @michelecherek5392
      @michelecherek5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WISH I could say the same. I'm a 2nd shift worker (at work as we speak), so I HAVE no circadian rhythm...

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a time when I could set a 'mental' alarm clock... for example, think "WAKE UP AT 4:30" and actually wake up at exactly 4:30. Nowadays, I wouldn't trust it, although I did wake up only 10 minutes late when I forgot to set my alarm a few weeks ago.

    • @brichelbindi6221
      @brichelbindi6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same Here Bud, I do have an alarm tho, but for most time, i was up before it rings just to dismiss it before it disturbs my Room mate.

  • @flowersafeheart
    @flowersafeheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha this was great - especially the Tasha alarm clock + the very last joke about dancing

  • @baldwinchelsia9143
    @baldwinchelsia9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I took so many pictures with strangers in China! I didn't mind but my tour guide did. She literally shooed the people away. 😂

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His punch lines are punchy. So good.

  • @Alladathings
    @Alladathings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious! Watched both his specials back to back Heyy 👋🏽 from the BX

  • @Meine1111
    @Meine1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious!!!!!!!! And double points for being from Brooklyn, Brooklyn!

  • @frankietorres6740
    @frankietorres6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Outstanding. What a talent !

  • @BB-nd7be
    @BB-nd7be 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you're not married to the beat, that's freedom" 😂😍

  • @status8477
    @status8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    dwayne actually brought Tom swayer and huckleberry finn into this!!!!!

  • @GiftsbyChosen
    @GiftsbyChosen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are you still a hero if you choke on a Skittle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @torijansen3406
    @torijansen3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This set was absolutely fantastic

  • @senorbit2868
    @senorbit2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a teetotaler myself,I can totally relate

  • @mr.brightside6087
    @mr.brightside6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my favourite comedian

  • @jimbopetrella
    @jimbopetrella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This entire set kills bro, especially the part about Tasha. 10/10 for sure, I’d definitely pay to see you live

  • @146TS
    @146TS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've experienced exactly what he's talking about with the crowds on the Shanghai Metro.