Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

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  • If you think failing out of kindergarten is hard, you haven't met Dennis Regan yet! We hope you enjoy this full comedy special from Dennis Regan filmed live at Dry Bar Comedy. If you would like to see more comedy specials, they are available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.
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  • @stevesingkofer8879
    @stevesingkofer8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LoL

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍

    • @doaver2.125
      @doaver2.125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested?
      Lol

    • @MDAdams72668
      @MDAdams72668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride

    • @queenjoss4417
      @queenjoss4417 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.

  • @MrTeriffix
    @MrTeriffix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Looking out the window in math class for a couple minutes and then you try to come back but your lost forever man that’s so relatable

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol

    • @becca318
      @becca318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Been there. Invented that . L0L
      I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.

    • @windoffire7462
      @windoffire7462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *you're*

    • @thetaekwondoe3887
      @thetaekwondoe3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!

  • @joeyd4364
    @joeyd4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Both Dennis and Brian prove that they can be clean and hilarious.

    • @jaykaslo
      @jaykaslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Are they brothers??

    • @j.ochsenreiter
      @j.ochsenreiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't know he had a brother in comedy

    • @molonlabe9602
      @molonlabe9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brad Upton too.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jaykaslo Yes

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...

  • @jessicaazzola6703
    @jessicaazzola6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Dennis is one of absolute favorite comedians. He’s hilarious! 🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    “We’ll try for partial credit here...” 🤣

    • @routtookc8064
      @routtookc8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      partial credit to get an F+ !

    • @CRAS7
      @CRAS7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      B-

    • @commonsense8012
      @commonsense8012 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Been there

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I was only going to watch like 5 minutes of this just to check him out. 38 min later, I’m 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oceanexploration
    @oceanexploration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!

  • @JoelB3
    @JoelB3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    What a special!
    Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package..
    This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.

  • @robbie41090
    @robbie41090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Not only is he a phenomenal comedian, but I love the sound of his voice. He should do books on tape.

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL

    • @Nellsbells79
      @Nellsbells79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally agree with you.
      I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆

    • @magnificenttrash525
      @magnificenttrash525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    God, this guy's school jokes are so relatable.

    • @imman0328
      @imman0328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, right!

    • @jasonmartin9530
      @jasonmartin9530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said,
      I hope I didn't see you cheating.
      And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me

  • @ahjmoreto
    @ahjmoreto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Terry got one percent. We started calling Terry, the Brain" lol

  • @user-or1ye3iz6d
    @user-or1ye3iz6d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can you even imagine how funny it must've been hanging around these 2 Regan brothers growing up?? I wish we were friends. 😂

  • @m.haynes
    @m.haynes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    “If I can get out five minutes early, I’ll convert to pedestrianism” 😂

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      who wouldn't?

    • @travisnichols7892
      @travisnichols7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Girl you are very pretty

    • @gatekeeper65
      @gatekeeper65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@travisnichols7892 That and $4 will get ya a big mac

    • @Beaches_south_of_L.A.
      @Beaches_south_of_L.A. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @I Em Hoo I Iz you're not thinking of his brother Brian Regan are you?

    • @Beaches_south_of_L.A.
      @Beaches_south_of_L.A. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo Madeline how you doin'?

  • @alisha73108
    @alisha73108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    He needs a Netflix special...I laughed the entire time nonstop

    • @darlenetillie
      @darlenetillie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Seriously..he does..super funny

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree!

    • @MrAlphaDale
      @MrAlphaDale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special

    • @JUST-UK-JAY
      @JUST-UK-JAY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !

    • @thatsyaboi8185
      @thatsyaboi8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield

  • @genevawilkerson4245
    @genevawilkerson4245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I’ve watched this routine so many times and it always makes me laugh. It’s so true.

    • @michaelgoble8200
      @michaelgoble8200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.

  • @margaretimmel1139
    @margaretimmel1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As a retired educator, I find this completely hilarious!

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Sometimes I tamper." Never a more honest statement ever uttered.

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    The comedians on dry bar are too good for Netflix.

    • @charleneblack2792
      @charleneblack2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]

    • @jaydenmatthews4656
      @jaydenmatthews4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel

    • @jeevesgeech6836
      @jeevesgeech6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point

    • @Andyhoffman98
      @Andyhoffman98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.

  • @ashley5130
    @ashley5130 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This guy is very funny NEEDS a Netflix special. He's actually very original and relatable absolute quality!

  • @jlrutube1312
    @jlrutube1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the best comedian I have ever heard in my 63 years on this planet. Not kidding.

    • @carolinegreen7043
      @carolinegreen7043 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Try Jeff Allen or Jeannie Robertson

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      construct apex technically multiplication

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @softgoodsint
      @softgoodsint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)

    • @suzannecooke2055
      @suzannecooke2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.

    • @josiahstyer1527
      @josiahstyer1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2

  • @BRONCOBOY7575
    @BRONCOBOY7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Do you want to be trampled or ejected” 😂😂😂😂

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha

    • @Watchingthesim
      @Watchingthesim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54

    • @maryandwalterkeckich6219
      @maryandwalterkeckich6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krenwregget7667 was my first

  • @someguy7258
    @someguy7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It took me like an hour and a half of replaying the section of the video where he says the smart question for the college professors using all the $20 words but I actually memorized it word for word! That was like 6 months ago and I can still recite it perfectly every time. That was probably one of my favorite parts! What is really hilarious is that if you start defining all of those words, it is actually a legitimate question that is coherent and not just a jumble of fancy words that don't go together.

    • @benjaminnjatha3474
      @benjaminnjatha3474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you cannot post the question here why please🤣🤣🤣

    • @middlebrooksanthony5578
      @middlebrooksanthony5578 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I used to do my science teacher like that😂😂😂

  • @RamblinAround
    @RamblinAround 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Dennis is every bit as hilarious as Brian. Great delivery.

    • @LesbianMermaid
      @LesbianMermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj

    • @1MegaBubble
      @1MegaBubble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"

    • @feiruzasaad7824
      @feiruzasaad7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LesbianMermaid ⁰

  • @relaxjaxx4167
    @relaxjaxx4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    “My dad had a reversible belt, I remember one side was brown and the other side was a whip”. 😂

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.

    • @5PercentTint
      @5PercentTint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope

    • @Zuhfnyr
      @Zuhfnyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that

    • @rishijusia3050
      @rishijusia3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MadNotAngry Western white people*
      The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches.
      For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.

  • @yoitsAndy1
    @yoitsAndy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    "No, I'm Catholic, but if it gets me outta here 5 minutes early I'll convert to pedestrianism!" lol

    • @1969cmp
      @1969cmp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....brilliant.😁😂🤣

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣
    I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end.
    Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!

  • @randyporter3491
    @randyporter3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “Glarbsttentonford" the FUNNIEST thing anyone has come up with yet. That’s brilliant ! 🤣😂

    • @bahayesilyurt1510
      @bahayesilyurt1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Glarbsttentonford

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it !
      So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    This is proof that not being school smart does not make someone dumb😂 This guy's a comic genius!

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.

    • @TuongNguyen-te8zy
      @TuongNguyen-te8zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down

    • @snowlmaoo
      @snowlmaoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax

    • @marionholtzmann6872
      @marionholtzmann6872 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? Right!

    • @magiccarpetrider4594
      @magiccarpetrider4594 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge

  • @constancewest4896
    @constancewest4896 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard.
    Fantastic comedy!

  • @MaryRosebud
    @MaryRosebud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I laughed till I cried! And I was an A student! But he got me. He described my school situation perfectly

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The Regan brothers are too brilliant to pass for complete idiots in school! Outstanding performance

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."

    • @kingstonnine2393
      @kingstonnine2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.

    • @jimibones178
      @jimibones178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot

  • @marciaprideaux3163
    @marciaprideaux3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!

    • @RaininMortars
      @RaininMortars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle

    • @RV1701
      @RV1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did say he tampers...

    • @joncarbone
      @joncarbone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.

    • @theoneandonlyowl3764
      @theoneandonlyowl3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?

  • @zincyellowmach1523
    @zincyellowmach1523 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His voice is just epic! That makes this set even better!

  • @steveng4596
    @steveng4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.

  • @jakeedgell591
    @jakeedgell591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.

  • @huala
    @huala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Accidentally clicked on this, so glad I kept watching

    • @raykings5244
      @raykings5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Disruptive Bee Oh noooo

  • @sandykelting9548
    @sandykelting9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!

  • @spiritualwisdom515
    @spiritualwisdom515 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always crack up at the people in the crowd laughing there's always one or two who laugh louder and harder than the rest

  • @matthewstewart3133
    @matthewstewart3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I think this is the funniest person on dry bar. Need more Dennis!

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!

    • @michaelwargo5301
      @michaelwargo5301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍

    • @katydid2k
      @katydid2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed: hilarious.

    • @franchardim325
      @franchardim325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!

  • @FLATearthGARY
    @FLATearthGARY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage!
    Best show ever!

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew he was related to Brian

    • @tonyak2446
      @tonyak2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious

    • @shilohauraable
      @shilohauraable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @poshdelux
      @poshdelux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else watching for the umpteenth time?

  • @lordoftheflings
    @lordoftheflings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ah man, its rare that i come across a comedian that I actually find funny and am laughing nonstop to. Bravo ol' chap!

  • @floridausa6142
    @floridausa6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I like the way he moves on fast with his different jokes. He's great .

    • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
      @sarasweightlossjourney1432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your name !!!
      Lived in Florida my whole life

    • @suttercane6718
      @suttercane6718 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.

  • @minggnim
    @minggnim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Well I don't know, and now I'd like to learn it."

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Finally a funny, great comedian who keeps it clean!

  • @LavenderMutti1234
    @LavenderMutti1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One of the best, for sure!! Great delivery and some really clever material!! He says he wasn’t good in school, but his brilliance shines through!

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Awesome, clean, intelligent comedy.
    No Racial slurs, no foul language necessary.
    There's plenty of that nowadays.

    • @Itsrunzo
      @Itsrunzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur

    • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
      @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why you people care so much about that in the US?

    • @godsepicgamer3825
      @godsepicgamer3825 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast

    • @themonge15
      @themonge15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.

  • @jettingspeed8750
    @jettingspeed8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "ARE YOU DENSE, its pronounced Denis"

    • @colemanadamson5943
      @colemanadamson5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dennis

    • @snowman374th
      @snowman374th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Glarb for short.

  • @kapirk2244
    @kapirk2244 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Really, really fun show. Enjoyed every minute.

  • @Julie1988HI
    @Julie1988HI ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:50. "Reading, riting, rithmatic, rocial rudies, ristory & reography".
    Hilarious!

  • @madamejb4057
    @madamejb4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "I was okay with math, until we got up to addition!"

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “Brian, what’s the plural form of moose?”
    “.........MOOSEN!”
    Love the Regans lol

    • @jordanadams7475
      @jordanadams7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boxen

    • @kellingc
      @kellingc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession

    • @coinbuyer-8605
      @coinbuyer-8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So the plural of pers is person?

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meese?

    • @daisywutkee8205
      @daisywutkee8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

  • @LowellAlexander-lu6dp
    @LowellAlexander-lu6dp ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dennis is one of the funniest guys on the planet. He is smart and skilled in the nuances of his craft.

  • @darwest8833
    @darwest8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.

  • @fonyterguson562
    @fonyterguson562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Is that what this is?? I thought I forgot how to read.”
    I love this guy.

  • @jennifertung5381
    @jennifertung5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Saw him in Albany a few years ago with his brother. My kids were falling out of their chairs laughing. Good for the whole family.

  • @daisho509
    @daisho509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can't believe this man unearthed memories of me zoning out in class and snapping back in once I realized everyone else had a different subject book open than I did lmao
    This man is a living embodiment of what my brain went through in school

  • @theskinny111
    @theskinny111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks! I hope this goes directly to Dennis! Great job!

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍

  • @JayHazel101
    @JayHazel101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    That college professor "no dumb question" and the 3 R's scheme really killed me, I love this guy. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953
      @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol

    • @user-ne4nz6hx2t
      @user-ne4nz6hx2t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3 r’s had me in tears

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_

    • @scrapefrenzy
      @scrapefrenzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀

  • @overrooftops
    @overrooftops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I learned Brian Regan's brother does comedy, I thought Dennis was just using his famous brother to get gigs. Then I watched this, and it cracked me up. Funny material and nice delivery.
    Nice job, Dennis!

  • @oamadave
    @oamadave ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I really wanted to hear the second part of that question

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For the second part, I´d go with:
      "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?"
      The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively.
      And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with:
      "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..."
      Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"

  • @sorrenpeak4870
    @sorrenpeak4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.

  • @peggygallagher5802
    @peggygallagher5802 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dennis Regan is a Comedic Legend!!! Always loved his humor! 💜

  • @Sissalu
    @Sissalu ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really wish Dennis and Brian would do a brothers' special... I'd go see them live to watch them banter back and forth about family stories!

    • @robertlodge5297
      @robertlodge5297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They did a show together

  • @Scubadog_
    @Scubadog_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    that school bit was horrendously relatable

  • @vladpandur1274
    @vladpandur1274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'd love to hear the kind of conversations Dennis and Brian Regan would have had growing up!

  • @TimJBucci
    @TimJBucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dennis Regan is the funniest comic I've seen on Dry Bar Comedy.

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember kindergarten. I was having a terrific time playing in the park and swimming in the pool and the next thing I knew I was sitting next to a bunch of goofy kids trying to stay awake because it was held during our normal nap time.
    I even at 77 remember our teachers name--Mrs. Blackburn. She was very sweet but I remember one day when one of the kids had a rear-end accident and the smell was simply horrible. She walked up and down the aisle trying to determine who was the culprit but nobody was caught. So somebody went home that day and their Mom had to deal with the mess.

  • @joshriver75
    @joshriver75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Thanksgivings at the Regan household would be a really good time!

  • @Joshuaeway03
    @Joshuaeway03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That Math part looking out the window and coming back and being lost forever haha

  • @cherie6970
    @cherie6970 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    😆 I love Dennis's Humor!💚He is Hysterical!💚
    From the Start-I could not stop laughing!👏Listening for the 2nd time tonight,So fun! His situations are very relatable😁.And I think the fluctuations in his voice add to his hilarity!👍👍👍Rock on Dennis, You're a Gem!👏👏👏

  • @hazmania4794
    @hazmania4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Comedy gold. Had to pause the video several times because I was laughing too hard to breathe.

  • @sarahfoley2746
    @sarahfoley2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was CRYING laughing by the end of this video 😂 Someone get this man a Netflix special ASAP

  • @sunnybgk9374
    @sunnybgk9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Those 1.3k dislikes are the people who failed kindergarten.

    • @sunnybgk9374
      @sunnybgk9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Research And Confirm yep..

    • @kimberlyjones5015
      @kimberlyjones5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No kindergarten-straight to first grade
      Y’all are cheaters

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😆😆 Yeah, I couldn't pass the kindergarten entrance exam. I couldn't understand what "1 + 1" means

    • @Borrowed_Rowboat
      @Borrowed_Rowboat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They might be tired of American anti-intellectualism. Regan's whole schtick is to create a safe zone for idle, self-satisfied ignorance by poking fun at his own and eliciting laughs from others of his ilk. The laughs of his audience are charged with gratitude and relieved acknowledgement.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Borrowed_Rowboat So a large share of those dislikes are mostly college academicians. People who spend their time studying & writing abstractions & theories. And when they're at "work" it's usually in an office cubicle 🎓

  • @xXG3TPWNEDXx
    @xXG3TPWNEDXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thoroughly enjoyed this. Funny as hell.

  • @bh1422
    @bh1422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I was OK with Math until I got up to addition" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!

    • @MylesGabriel
      @MylesGabriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look for his brother's stand up...Brian Regan. These guys are hilarious...they should do a tour together.

    • @abhisohal4556
      @abhisohal4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MylesGabriel that would be great

    • @waynemitchell1076
      @waynemitchell1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MylesGabriel can you imagine what it would've been like being their parents when they were growing up?

    • @Junkman
      @Junkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I could make a woman scream into her pillow

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??

  • @garybrennan8391
    @garybrennan8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    My cat has never seen me laugh like I just did.

    • @joeslater2390
      @joeslater2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well your cat needs to work on its material....but i sure it will get better

    • @crystalpepsi415
      @crystalpepsi415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My cat told me an offensive joke and I was very upset, until he told me he was only kitten, and then I felt better

    • @davidmunhofen7889
      @davidmunhofen7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joeslater2390 =0) Good One! (0=

    • @salmonella1073
      @salmonella1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gary Brennan I've never seen your cat laugh like I just did either

  • @gitvin
    @gitvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the Regan family has a reunion. It must be hilarious.

  • @MatKa72
    @MatKa72 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I was crying from laughter! 😂 He is a really great comedian! 🏆🥇

  • @maskedbeauty27
    @maskedbeauty27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I’ve just started this video and this guy is already cracking me up!

    • @davedetroit6475
      @davedetroit6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If love him his brother is off the chart, Brian Regan.

    • @ataylor4489
      @ataylor4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peed on myself twice. Only 4 minutes in...

    • @omegakrest
      @omegakrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dominique I bet you loved him by the end of the video, this guy is good 👍

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ataylor4489 uhh

  • @mcconvey12
    @mcconvey12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one

    • @madisonmiller4581
      @madisonmiller4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.

    • @elijah4606
      @elijah4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can confirm. It happened to me in 4th grade with long division. Took me a week to catch up.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The real problem is
      girl was cute,
      can't think
      when the girls are cute,
      and I've got
      no chance
      with them either ...

    • @TheCount66
      @TheCount66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maths

  • @selinam8805
    @selinam8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Come back after two minutes and your lost forever” 😂😂 yep!!
    Thanks so much for the nice clean humour and laughter! 😊

    • @606films9
      @606films9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS WAS MOST RELATABLE THING SINCE MY LAST FAMILY REUNION

    • @selinam8805
      @selinam8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@606films9 😂😂

  • @mozartbabe
    @mozartbabe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg, I died laughing! Had me rollin'! Especially that two-part question joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CanadianArchaeologist
    @CanadianArchaeologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I've watched this guy before but he is so hilarious I had to watch again.

    • @Andrew102794
      @Andrew102794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same he kills me

    • @todaywefly4370
      @todaywefly4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is my third random visit. Still giggling though.

  • @drumnut6757
    @drumnut6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I just wanna go to ONE Thanksgiving dinner at the Regans.

  • @melindahernandez8778
    @melindahernandez8778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG, I'm sick with respiratory illness at this time, need a good laugh, without profanity, you gave me LOTS OF GOOD LAUGHS! Sooooo funny!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone who says OMG is concerned about profanity? wtf?

  • @giirlchan
    @giirlchan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is hilarious!!

  • @gruuvygirl
    @gruuvygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm at home with the coronavirus - feeling like crap and lonely in quarantine. You made me laugh for the first time in a looong time.
    Thank you.

    • @ChinoEyes1
      @ChinoEyes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope you recover fully and quickly.

    • @Tsadie1
      @Tsadie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Santiago Blanco : no response...not a good sign. 😱

    • @horsemumbler1
      @horsemumbler1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP

    • @alayololslol5424
      @alayololslol5424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope you’re doing better now

    • @roustabout583
      @roustabout583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hang in there Kathy!

  • @caroshah6175
    @caroshah6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “He was my study partner” 🤣🤣

  • @stephenwilliams9923
    @stephenwilliams9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a moment in math class where I was looking out the window, totally lost when the teacher in a demanding voice asked me "what did I just say? You even have a clue?" As I looked up and thinking I'm dead meat the school fire drill bells rang out. Truly, saved by the bell.

    • @sevensthricely2803
      @sevensthricely2803 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s truly not what ‘saved by the bell’ actually means.

  • @angelikaDB
    @angelikaDB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great lines, thank you for lighting up my day!

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You know a guy is funny when the comments are funny as well.

  • @julie007ght
    @julie007ght 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    10:50 love this guy! Was Scooby Doo the commissioner of education?

  • @DayeLaHookz
    @DayeLaHookz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay, he's definitely funny. 1st comedian to make me spit out my drink 🤣

  • @bluedarky7065
    @bluedarky7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant mind. Your sarcasm is unmatched. Hilarious.