30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.
man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol
They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?
You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.
@@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight. I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.
"bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".
I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!
Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French. In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...
NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND? HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦
@Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...
I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?
@Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.
I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels. I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!
The jokes about old school vs. present day work, but the brands he mentions are mostly unknown here in Brazil, and a few of the objects weren't that common as well. Funny gig though!
Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!
This is actually so hilarious, probably the best stand up I’ve seen ever, this guy don’t curse, he’s original, and he involves the audience. And everything is funny, he don’t have any dry spots.
dry bar does not allow cursing so don't be shocked if you see him somewhere other than dry bar and he's cursing up a storm. idk if he does but i know of a lot of these comics do curse usually but ofc its not allowed here.
@@mr.prilosec725 I find it refreshing to nothear the "n word" every other sentence like black comedians typically do and I appreciate the lack of cursing in general because people laugh at curse words alone like idiots, so to be funny without cursing takes more skill. Btw: worse comedian ever (and one of the most vulgar): Amy Schumer
Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.
He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol
This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous. It's not just that he's so funny, it's that he is just plain likeable.
Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!
@@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍
@ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.
Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.
Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer
The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged
17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.
Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
@@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂
THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.
He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.
I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!! Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!! It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭
@@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be ! But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘
Molly, gotta' agree. I haven't laughed this much in ages. Absolutely hysterical, and all based on human observation. More fun than I have words to express !.You're right about the necklace. If you had a new one on,Friends would beg you to let them bite them off (Kids often had a dirty neck lol) the mark of a true friend.
One of THE funniest comedians. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kevin and he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Very personable. As always, THANK YOU for your service Kevin!
I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!
This guy took me down memory lane. Walked me through so many fond things in my childhood; many of which I had forgotten. Laughing at every turn! Maybe he's my long lost brother... Hilarious 😂
Loved him and memories of days gone by,don't matter what state ,color ,or neighborhood evidently many of us had same experiences. This is the 3rd dry bar comedies I've seen every one was clean and funny.For younger comedics try it this way larger audiences and requires real talent
He's great and really funny. I love how he interacts with people and incorporates props. It's not just a comedy show, it's a performance and I think that's great.
I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!! I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences. Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂 Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍
I was born in 1953 (68 now) and grew up in Belgium and we had similar experiences. I remember the candy necklace but we didn't have Pixie sticks.That was not a candy sold in Europe. We had licorice sticks you chewed on all day...a piece of root. costed a few cents but it lasted hours... We were the first in the neighborhood fo get a TV, B/W of course ( a German Normende) and we had 2 channels. Only 2. Our national broadcasting company was established in 1958. We had one channel in Flemish (Dutch) and one in French. When I was a teenager (around 12-13 yrs of age) they had purchased TV shows from the US which was cheaper than producing themselves.There was no school on Wednesday afternoon so they were broadcasting Lassie and Flipper and the other dog series Rin Tin Tin... That's how I learned English, listening to what was being said and reading the subtitles. I also remember watching The Monkees later... we had an antenna on the roof and you had to climb up there to make sure it would catch the channels properly. My dad would be on the roof twisting the antenna and we would be standing next to the TV shouting when the picture was snow free and sharpest. The knob to change the channel was broke too and we had to use pliers to adjust the set too... and we were the remote of course... This was so recognizable and a walk down memory lane including the BE LT to cure whatever problem you caused... I Googled and found out Kevin is only 27 so it surprises me he experienced all those things. I have seen this now at least 15 times and it's still funny as hell...
I absolutely love this channel, @drybar!!! Thank-you for bringing comics that do not swear, but actually bring their wonderful funny talent to everyone! Such a joy to watch these talented comedians!
My mom threatened to whip me, so I told her "If you do, I'm calling 911". She said "That's fine, because by the time they get here, they're gonna be taking us both away. Me in the cop car and you in the ambulance" I never threatened that again. 🤣🤣
My son who is now 48 threatened to report my wife to the police for assault when she threatened to whip him her reply was "Lets make it Grievous Bodily Harm Then" (GBH) he laugh's about it now but never threated my wife with that again.
DID THE SAME THING TO MY SON !!! HE STARTED TO DIAL THE PHONE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AHEAD !!! I TOLD HIM , THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE , THEY WOULD HAVE TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE I'D STILL BE BEATING HIS BUT !!! AND AFTER I GET OUT OF JAIL , I'D STILL HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE !!! WHERE WOULD HE LIVE ??? NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HUNG UP !!!
I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!
at the beginning he should've mentioned the navy camouflage, it's supposed to blend into the ocean, why? so that if you fall overboard nobody can find you
@@TheGoodGuy85 when the navy adopted the digital camo pattern some 10 years ago or so they made their color scheme blue because big navy gonna do what big navy gonna do. No one really thought it was a good idea that had to wear them but big navy don't care. In some situations if you fall in the blue makes you blend in with the water. The navy finally changed to a different color pattern in 2019
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
@@NfaFa-x9z hey now. It was only a few of us tgat ruined it for everybody else. Cops were cool as long as no blood anywhere. If there's blood your party's a PUD and everybody pays.
I never post, I am nervously afraid to do so yet I must. You are so very naturally brilliant. I love this so much; I cannot tell you how many times I've watched and forwarded this to others; if they've hadn't yet watched, their loss. I feel like I know the most remarkable moments and then I watch again. And again. And again. It's always 80/20%. You get that rule I'm sure. Forever gracious for you as well as the other DryBar comedians/genius folks whom I adore. How you pull it off in Provo or anywhere for that matter is awesome, what courage to get on stage and do what you do is beyond comprehensible. I'm replaying yours again. Wondering how old "17" is now?! My dog is happy when he knows I laugh so much. Thank you kindly. you kindly. again...thank you for getting me on though rough times.
I watched this man about 8 months ago, totally relatable. Born in early 1960's and understood every flashback he provided and laughed until my facial cheeks hurt. )wanted to be clear!) I remember carefully undoing a paper grocery bag and cutting and taping it over our school books. I even showed my daughter in the early 2000's how to make her own book cover! He's insanely funny. Love his show!! I've got to look for any new shows he's done. His comedy is off the charts!!
I'm an introvert. Things are normal except I don't have a job. Instead I'm on unemployment and I play video games all day. Imo things are better. Except for death, y'know. Update: I have a job. I work 45 hrs a week building houses. It's physical, it's dangerous, it pays well, and I love it.
Out of all the comedians scouring on dry bar when I've been bored, only a few really floored me and I wanted more....He is so far above the bar. I can just keep watching him whenever I need a lift....He rules. So intelligent, What's a record player?
“Where’s the black part of town?”
“Wherever you happen to be at the time”
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Pure gold Ryan...🤣🤣🤣
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... and desert you. Oooooooh give you up.
30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.
Love him!!!!!❤
man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol
AWESOMENESS!!!
That’s wow, there’s no other way to ask this so, was he telling the same jokes/ routine? Just curious.
Sweet..he is so tremendously funny and so able to relate to my growing up.
ZackNasty you were lucky most entertainment on cruise ships is pretty naff😝
Makes me 24.
I like these comedians who don't swear all the time. It is just clean and good time fun. Love it.
They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?
You do know that swearing isn't allowed at Dry Bar, don't you?
@@Kenny_nolastname Because people that have to curse are just ignorant.
@@Kenny_nolastname makes it much easier to listen to at work, at least that's my reason for appreciating the DB channel.
@Kathy Hollenbach that's funny
Hahaha- "Man I feel like crap...but no sense wasting a sick day." TRUTH!
Me too! Losing it at 11pm!
Yeh. No sense taking a sick day if you can’t enjoy it!
Truth
He is a funny man
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I love this guy !!! I'm 73 and I identify with EVERYTHING he's saying! Fantastic!!!
I'm 66 yr. and I agree! I remember getting hit with my brother's hot wheel tracks across the back of my legs!! Yeah, those welts the tracks made!
I came here to say just that.
The way he holds the flashlight tells you he ain't lying about being a cop. 😂😂
You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.
Yep!
@@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight.
I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.
it tells me he is holding a flashlight. The way he shows his teeth tells me he is a carnivore.
@@cameronferriere9879 my sister still keeps an oldschool maglight doubling as self defense in the fuse box lol
The pencil, nickel, pliers, brown bag, phone book, hanger, he wasn’t wrong 😂😂😂 childhood memories 😂😂😂
I use the channel changing thingie to operate my window AC...
The book cover !!!!!! I'm dying here.
Anyone remember "rabbit ears" ?
My first thought for the brown paper bag was "Halloween mask."
How a retired 5' - 4" Police Officer from L.A. came away with a sense of humour is truly amazing. Good work!
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So true he was amazing 🤩
That's about all he has, huh? Lmao
I know right
You have not met enough police officers.
I got here by accident, but I'm glad I watched him, he's funny and no bad language...
A of these comedian snitch videos rolling up in my feed😂😂😂. Never knew there were soo many of them, wow👀🤭😂😂😂
"bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".
All Dry Bar doesn’t have curse words they have a free app if you want to watch more shows without bad language in it!
yes
YES sometimes I dont want to hear any cussin!!!
"Who knew I was the glue holding that whole department together."
hilarious
*T.J.* that's my initials also , Cool. . .
Why isnt this guy on national TV? Best comedy in twenty years.
Classic
I'm wondering who just retired within the last few weeks..... 👀
Flashing the light in the cops face had me laughing. That payback was beautiful.
I was wondering how much of it the cop was gonna take, but the comedian eventually stopped shining it in his face.
He wasn't doing for payback. It was a joke.
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yes, he holds it the way a cop does too.
I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!
"Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it.
This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.
Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French.
In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...
It was tmi on the grease, tho, Kevin.
It's the walking part, Kevin, that could be eliminated. No double innuendo intended.
"Hey where's the Black part of town? Wherever you happen to be at the time". OMG, hilarious!
Sioux would be darkness part of town until he got there.
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I'm from ND and that's so true....
@Petey Barnum The great thing is that no one cares about your opinion.
This. Is funny stuff. Lots of Luv from ohio
"Give me a wink if they're holding you against your will."
I know lol. and the joke about him in the back of the station wagon with his dad's duct tape. thought I'd die. funny.
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Ì was having a rough day 62 years old and feeling that every bit of it until now this man just made my day !!
Thank you so vary much God bless
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@@jake12466for Pete’s sake 🙄
SO GLAD HE PULLED YOU OUT OF SLUMP. HE helped me too. ❤
I saw him perform live on a cruise ship. Legit funny guy. Sat next to him the next morning at breakfast. Genuinely nice guy.
😁musta been FABULOUS!
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Lucky u! Everyone in the audience enjoyed this set and so did I.
Love hanging out with the comics on cruises. They are so cool when you get really great ones
@@user-sm2rj lol oh I
It’s lik y’all were on the same cruise. I mean the peeps writing comments
"I bet both your knees are real" 😆
"17....."(spoken with a tsk and distain)
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NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND?
HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦
@@susanhowe163 Susan, read a book
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He means his knees still work and are what he was BORN with. GOOD GRIEF!!
Who the hell downvoted this guy.. I haven't laughed at a comedian that was this straight laced EVER!
@Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...
those who dont like police
All the ACAB people downvoted I guess
I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?
@Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.
This guy is hilarious😂Found him by accident and he's bringing back so many funny memories of the 60's and 70's days.
Poor 17. May he rest in peace. Lol.
lmfao!
17 had a friend,
he'll be ok...
Someone to bail him out...
Rest in pieces...funny how I thought he was gonna switch focus to 16....16 got a free pass that night xD
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Love how this guy interacts with the audience. Everything he says is so relatable. I had serious 70s and 80s flashbacks watching this .
So true 💯
So true 💯 👍
The backward car seat sent me. 😊
I love the audience participation of this guy.
Yep, especially with the Plop Plop Fizz Fizz and the 33 45 👉78
I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels.
I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!
Born in ‘76, and agree! He’s hilarious!
Yeah, I also got the back, back seat, but with the golden retriever.
I’m Australian and I got all those jokes!!! The 70’s were the same in the whole Western world.
In Africa and specifically, in Kenya too.
The jokes about old school vs. present day work, but the brands he mentions are mostly unknown here in Brazil, and a few of the objects weren't that common as well. Funny gig though!
Same for me and I'm South African!
@@bellebellebelle5485 seriously? I never knew.
Lol i liked the delete button on the etcha sketch
Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!
Heartfelt congratulations! You are a special person ❤️😃💙💚
Its better when you are high....
Excellent! 25 yrs here ☮️
That really helps watching good laughs with other Dry people.
This is actually so hilarious, probably the best stand up I’ve seen ever, this guy don’t curse, he’s original, and he involves the audience. And everything is funny, he don’t have any dry spots.
dry bar does not allow cursing so don't be shocked if you see him somewhere other than dry bar and he's cursing up a storm. idk if he does but i know of a lot of these comics do curse usually but ofc its not allowed here.
@@supposedly1-2 yeah so Annoying that they aren't allowed to curse here tbh
Nothing about this is original.
@@mr.prilosec725 I find it refreshing to nothear the "n word" every other sentence like black comedians typically do and I appreciate the lack of cursing in general because people laugh at curse words alone like idiots, so to be funny without cursing takes more skill.
Btw: worse comedian ever (and one of the most vulgar): Amy Schumer
The lack of dry spots may be from the prostate exam lube 🙁🤣
Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.
He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol
I was one of those 17 year olds!
As a mom of littles in the 90's I used scotch tape to fix the virus tapes they played over and over again. It worked slick.
The interactions with seventeen and his friend was precious.
haha....that was the icing on the cake
This man is awsome! He talked about things I remembered and some things I had forgotten. Thank you sir for your service to country and comedy!!!
A clean comic who's extremely funny! Rare.
Very Very rare
glorifiying comedians bc they are clean is sooooo wrong. i bet you are vegan.
@@harambo88 WTF?? If you're attempting to be funny, you bombed,
Brian Regan.
Bobby Fisher if he can be funny without cursing he’s better than most so shut up
Some people are just made for comedy. This guy is one of them. Hilarious!!
This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous. It's not just that he's so funny, it's that he is just plain likeable.
Unfortunately, to become world famous, a person might have to sell their soul. We experienced his Wonder and That's Enough.
@@arlenethompson4795 nah, Jo Koy still has his soul.
I'm dying over here.
He is!
It's because the kids don't know how to record him on a vhs tape!
Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!
What is so great about this video is that he never had to resort to swearing or smut to make you laugh. Just so wholesome.
@@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍
@@rickylahey4397 glorifying whipping kids with adhd Yeahhhh real funny
Um ... It's Dry Bar. No swearing or smut is allowed.
Provo Utah is a predominantly Morman city is why it's not like that.
Dry bar doesn't allow the cussing
Outstanding comedian. Funny stuff. Better yet, absolutely flawless delivery! Need to see more of Kevin Jordan.
Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.
No lie right?! Me too 2 days ago. How could no one have shared? MUCH needed laughter.:) # enjoy 😉
For me it's today
@ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.
@@aliseegenuine6414 👩🎤 Thanks for recommending Michael Jr. I just looked at his YT page and this guy is really funny.🤪
Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.
Most people don't even realize how big of a sense of humor you have to have to even try being a cop. This guy is the real deal.
Cops "doing their job" isn't funny. It's dangerous to civilians.
Carol Jo Martin Cops doing their job is beneficial for law abiding civilians, it’s dangerous for criminals.
Correct, his whole life has been a joke.
@Sable Burden They usually do. It's the few bad ones that make the news.
Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer
I cracked every time he said "SEVENTEEN...😒"
🤣🤣🤣
Six..teen... xD
I'm so glad I found this! I'm not exaggerating when I say he brought tears tom my eyes!! "Seventeen, what is this? No, but you're so close!!"
"I bet both your knees are real"😂😂😂😂
I saw your comment just as he said it 😂😂😂
No lie. I'm turning 58 and both of mine just started killing me. Probably have 2 new ones before I'm 60.
The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged
Look up Mike Armstrong
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I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a year. Tears from laughing and not one curse word. Genius.
Yrah, tons of respect for this guy, hope he sees the comments..
When does it get funny bc I'm 5 minutes in and it's....not bad...but not particularly funny..
@@howtoliveonearthYT Maybe you just don't find it funny, and thats ok... We can't all be the same.
"That's enough gluten to kill four kids today" 😂
I lost it on that joke. "It's like biting into a cloud, it so white." Too funny!
The Presence that cracks me up 😂
Right! LOL
@@Liv2bnutz
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20:54 As a 17 year old watching this, I find this extremely wholesome that entire generations have different things that connect them 💙
Just thought of this moment and spent a good 10 minutes trying to find this exact moment, bless you for putting a time stamp 😂❤
Didnt even need to curse for impact and wouldnt guess hes an ex cop. Great set.
Sithreis - comedians can’t curse at Drybar, it’s part of the contract to appear there.
@Raoul Fleckman I'm more intimidated by an overly calm cop than a belligerent one, personally. You never know what they're thinking lol
Bet yall are from utah
I love comediens who dont swear. I can enjoy them with the volume up high and not upset my Mom. And this guy is so funny. Win-win.
@Raoul Fleckman love him from England 🇬🇧
This guy is amazing! He brought back a lot of funny memories.
We all have a scar…..with a funny story behind it
When he mentioned the tube (wax) with the juice in it, I remember it was called a Tacola Stick. Wow, what a memory.
Colonoscopy ain’t funny man 😂
17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.
Where he was asking them what the items were was funny too 😂😂
Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer
@@ianhene8310 How old are you 17? Get over it, you might get old.
@@Carlospjr This O.Maniac comes to a comedy show as the joke.
I was that 17 year old in the video
OMG Kevin brought back so many childhood memories and laughs tonight! Amazing comedian and talented at his craft!🤣🤣🤣
YES! I was snort laughing!
I like how uses the torch to communicate with the audience so they know which member he's talking to
Never seen that before
This guy is so underrated
So you are either British or a DR. WHO fan .
@@judithboulden3456 both 🇬🇧🏴
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
Bunny M gaffigan is pretty clean too
I think all on Dry Bar are clean
Jim Gaffigan is pretty clean too.
erskine keller very funny and doesn't need the crutch of vile vulgarity to do it. He has a special called 'bike locks should be illegal'
That IS the dry bar..No alcohol and no cussing, bad language.
This dude is seriously funny and his manner is completely casual. He doesn't even have to try! Awesome!
Your Beautiful
I'm glad he found something to do that gives people hope.
Peace through talking.
His delivery reminds me of Wanda Sykes
@Mrssewhardtoplease shut up!! People who correct people are STUPID
@Mrssewhardtoplease I hope your name doesn't mean your referring to your husband or man😂
We had the best child hood, candy cigs and pixie sticks. We were always outside living life 🙌🏼🤣😂
I haven't laughed so hard at someone's entire set like this in forever. Shared wealth of experiences. Love it! 😂
"the tv channel changer" was hilarious.. simpler times.
Me, too. I laughed the whole time, I got tears in my eyes and my stomach and my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂
@@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂
Incredible real life humor, what a treat. Serious talent ..
I agree 100%.
This guy is awesome 😆👏👏👏
Walking to a room and remember why you went in there😂😂😂😂
I can’t take it😂😂
I'm at the age (68) where I find myself standing there, looking around and trying to remember what I came to do in the room...it happens....
That's been happening forever and I'm only in my 30s.
THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.
He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.
I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!!
Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!!
It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭
You can always write it like this... LOL
@@aalm7966 What’s a LOL?
Why is this 34 year old guy up longer than he's 20 year old kids???
@@user-nightmared FYI. Im 63 years. Dont be angry, it'll give you wrinkles !😁👍⚘
@@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be !
But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘
The candy necklace... 😆 That was so true. Your friends would bite on them, too. Hahaha. It's gross now that I think about it. 😝
Hell nah lol
@Miss Molly...That's how you knew a girl was sweet on you; she'd let you have a bite on her necklace. ;
I'm 18 and I remember getting those for Valentines Day at school when I was little, (specifically in grade 2) that was back in 2010
Molly, gotta' agree. I haven't laughed this much in ages. Absolutely hysterical, and all based on human observation. More fun than I have words to express !.You're right about the necklace. If you had a new one on,Friends would beg you to let them bite them off (Kids often had a dirty neck lol) the mark of a true friend.
@@tomis5484 ours were bigger in the 60's---70's, and would stain your neck, too Lol
My face hurts from laughing!
Lots of laughs with out profanity.
Just pure genius.
This is real talent; no swearing, good family comedy...classic. I enjoyed this, and I'll watch it again and again. 🔥💞
@Leena Amwa...
Tune in to Drybar Comedy regularly. You will be glad. Hilarious comedy, always clean.
Love it: at 21:00 . . .
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz;
“Oh what a relief it is”
Im so saaad I didn't know what it was :(
Let me tell you, that brought out my childhood hearing that
@@busybees.r.c.1836 Alka Seltzer
@@donnajohnson3334 thank you 😁
@@busybees.r.c.1836 my dad used it a few times !.
I'm glad he does the whole the "old person vs. young person" without just nagging on either group. It's all in good fun, no bitterness. Great special!
agree
Yeah
Yeah
He's pickin' on 'em, but it's all in fun
It's easy to understand... Half of his 'poking' at youth comes from "superiority"... the other half from "envy"....
I know (from personal experience.)
One of THE funniest comedians. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kevin and he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Very personable. As always, THANK YOU for your service Kevin!
I would love to hear more stories from him. Please bring him back!
I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!
Agree completely. Thx for saying it.
*pulls out hanger*
“What’s this?”
Me: “That’s a car door opener.”
haha, yeah, I was thinking the coat hanger was a car key too. (locked my keys in my car many a time).
That was what I got when the belt quit working
Sink drain snake
* Car door opener was my second guess lol 😂
Hanger= s'more marshmallow toaster😁😁
What a totally refreshing comic.
So glad I "accidentally" found this show. Looking forward to hearing more from this hilarious talent.
This guy took me down memory lane. Walked me through so many fond things in my childhood; many of which I had forgotten. Laughing at every turn! Maybe he's my long lost brother...
Hilarious 😂
Loved him and memories of days gone by,don't matter what state ,color ,or neighborhood evidently many of us had same experiences. This is the 3rd dry bar comedies I've seen every one was clean and funny.For younger comedics try it this way larger audiences and requires real talent
Great fun watching him testing the boys! For once a comedian talked about and had things that I knew very well. 👏👍👍👵
The juice in wax bottles. Drop the entire thing in mouth and chew on wax for an hour getting the last taste of the flavor of juice from it.
@@jms_wttrs9228 Yeah I remember that, did the same thing.
He's great and really funny. I love how he interacts with people and incorporates props. It's not just a comedy show, it's a performance and I think that's great.
I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!!
I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences.
Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂
Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍
David Gutierrez me too, all the way from NIGERIA. The guy is good and I like your comment
Wow… this guy had me and my wife in stitches and we don’t even live in America !
Absolutely Brilliant !!!
Funniest joke,
"Hey, where's the black part of town?"
*"Wherever you happen to be."*
you didn't hear the part where he gave the woman a ticket right after she gave birth at a gas station.
Finally a comedian who is v.e.r.y. funny! No profanity needed either. This guy is great!☆☆☆☆☆
This was hilarious and totally relatable. The “guess what this is” game, so good. Absolutely love his humor, delivery, just everything! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I was born in 1953 (68 now) and grew up in Belgium and we had similar experiences. I remember the candy necklace but we didn't have Pixie sticks.That was not a candy sold in Europe. We had licorice sticks you chewed on all day...a piece of root. costed a few cents but it lasted hours...
We were the first in the neighborhood fo get a TV, B/W of course ( a German Normende) and we had 2 channels. Only 2. Our national broadcasting company was established in 1958. We had one channel in Flemish (Dutch)
and one in French. When I was a teenager (around 12-13 yrs of age) they had purchased TV shows from the US which was cheaper than producing themselves.There was no school on Wednesday afternoon so they were broadcasting Lassie and Flipper and the other dog series Rin Tin Tin... That's how I learned English, listening to what was being said and reading the subtitles. I also remember watching The Monkees later...
we had an antenna on the roof and you had to climb up there to make sure it would catch the channels properly. My dad would be on the roof twisting the antenna and we would be standing next to the TV shouting when the picture was snow free and sharpest. The knob to change the channel was broke too and we had to use pliers to adjust the set too... and we were the remote of course...
This was so recognizable and a walk down memory lane including the BE LT to cure whatever problem you caused...
I Googled and found out Kevin is only 27 so it surprises me he experienced all those things.
I have seen this now at least 15 times and it's still funny as hell...
I haven't seen white hands clapping emoji in yearsss 👏🏾😁
@@EagleOneM1953 the Bothy band
@@EagleOneM1953 lmao this dude is not 27! 🤣
@@EagleOneM1953 i mean, i'm 27 and experienced all of this as a kid too. but i'm from eastern europe. everything came in slow mo. here.
Without a doubt Kevin Jordan is a phenomenally gifted natural talent. I laughed so hard I peed a little in my britches.
I absolutely love this channel, @drybar!!! Thank-you for bringing comics that do not swear, but actually bring their wonderful funny talent to everyone! Such a joy to watch these talented comedians!
This guy made me laugh from start to finish!!! These are some of the best jokes I've EVER HEARD!!! 😂😂
My mom threatened to whip me, so I told her "If you do, I'm calling 911". She said "That's fine, because by the time they get here, they're gonna be taking us both away. Me in the cop car and you in the ambulance"
I never threatened that again.
🤣🤣
Oh, hahahah! I thought she was gonna go for the whole, yes but its gonna take them 15 min to get here, and in those 15 min.... >>>:D! loool
Har ha good bitches
My son who is now 48 threatened to report my wife to the police for assault when she threatened to whip him her reply was "Lets make it Grievous Bodily Harm Then" (GBH) he laugh's about it now but never threated my wife with that again.
DID THE SAME THING TO MY SON !!! HE STARTED TO DIAL THE PHONE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AHEAD !!! I TOLD HIM , THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE , THEY WOULD HAVE TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE I'D STILL BE BEATING HIS BUT !!! AND AFTER I GET OUT OF JAIL , I'D STILL HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE !!! WHERE WOULD HE LIVE ??? NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HUNG UP !!!
I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!!
His delivery and timing are exquisite!
This guy is really funny. I’d go to see him in person. Great show
agree
Johnny burnt his retinas out watching that cake bake.
😆
This guy can work a crowd so well.. *better* than some of today’s most famous comedians
I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!
Never heard of him till I saw this video, Awesome and so funny real humor!! I'm still grinning. For sure the best comedian I've seen in a long time.
at the beginning he should've mentioned the navy camouflage, it's supposed to blend into the ocean, why? so that if you fall overboard nobody can find you
I think another comedian did that bit. Ugh cant remember who it was?..
Increasing your chances of drowning is just one of the benefits the modern navy offers.
Wait what???? Your just supposed to drown then ??
@@TheGoodGuy85 when the navy adopted the digital camo pattern some 10 years ago or so they made their color scheme blue because big navy gonna do what big navy gonna do. No one really thought it was a good idea that had to wear them but big navy don't care.
In some situations if you fall in the blue makes you blend in with the water.
The navy finally changed to a different color pattern in 2019
Learn something new everyday that's crazy
I remember everything that he's talking about. It's a shame it's not like that for kids anymore. It really was a great time to be a kid.
Y'all mess it up for us
Thats what happened
@@NfaFa-x9z
Yes se most definitely did!
@@NfaFa-x9z Word!
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
@@NfaFa-x9z hey now. It was only a few of us tgat ruined it for everybody else. Cops were cool as long as no blood anywhere. If there's blood your party's a PUD and everybody pays.
I never post, I am nervously afraid to do so yet I
must. You are so very naturally brilliant. I love this so much; I cannot tell you how many times I've watched and forwarded this to others; if they've hadn't yet watched, their loss. I feel like I know the most remarkable moments and then I watch again. And again. And again. It's always 80/20%. You get that rule I'm sure. Forever gracious for you as well as the other DryBar comedians/genius folks whom I adore. How you pull it off in Provo or anywhere for that matter is awesome, what courage to get on stage and do what you do is beyond comprehensible. I'm replaying yours again. Wondering how old "17" is now?! My dog
is happy when he knows I laugh so much. Thank you kindly.
you kindly.
again...thank you for getting me on though rough times.
East Bake Oven...Johnny burnt his retinol...he is classic
I watched this man about 8 months ago, totally relatable. Born in early 1960's and understood every flashback he provided and laughed until my facial cheeks hurt. )wanted to be clear!) I remember carefully undoing a paper grocery bag and cutting and taping it over our school books. I even showed my daughter in the early 2000's how to make her own book cover! He's insanely funny. Love his show!!
I've got to look for any new shows he's done. His comedy is off the charts!!
@judithpresley1725 I switched to aluminum foil in high school. You can write and draw on it with your finger, then rub it clear and start again.
I really needed that, he made me feel so much better.. considering what we're going through in 2020.
Chief Wahoo Laughter is the BEST medicine.
Feel you brother
The comedy is that statement being true w/ that profile pic.
I'm an introvert. Things are normal except I don't have a job. Instead I'm on unemployment and I play video games all day. Imo things are better. Except for death, y'know.
Update: I have a job. I work 45 hrs a week building houses. It's physical, it's dangerous, it pays well, and I love it.
@@gavinschultz8994 stay safe my friend🙏
His show speaks volumes when families can come together and all laugh.
I was cackling through the whole set. The munchkin joke had me in tears. This dude is awesome.
This is absolutely one of the funniest comedians if not the funniest I have seen. So funny I'm going to watch it again tmo.
🤣 The world needs more of Kevin Jordan!!! 😉 Thanks for the walk down memory lane, laughing all the way!!! 🤣
Out of all the comedians scouring on dry bar when I've been bored, only a few really floored me and I wanted more....He is so far above the bar. I can just keep watching him whenever I need a lift....He rules. So intelligent, What's a record player?
Why did TH-cam let me find this when Im sick? I need to rest not laugh like there is no tomorrow.
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Laughter is good medicine, get more of it.
TH-cam Knows.
Just about everything about anyone.
It's God
His prostate joke just about knocked me over. Hilarious.
Kevin is freakin Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Everyday life stories are definitely the key to a laughing crowd. He is not crude. Just good clean humor! Loved it.
He's naming all the Candies we ate, All the Games we played,TV shows and Movies , we watched back in the day..I miss them Days🙂
Remember getting a phone call and not knowing who was calling. Every call was a surprise.
stephen Hill God, you make me feel old. so I bought a house phone turned off the id.😏
And no answering machines. I still remember our first number and my best friends. Lol.
Anybody here have the kitchen wall phone with the really loooong cord?
@@angelasmith5351 Hell yea. That was the best. Ours was in the kitchen and I could almost stretch it to the living room for privacy.
@@angelasmith5351 oh and it was yellow. Why? Who knows. Think the guy from the truck convinced us it was popular.
OMG --- how funny is Kevin Jordan ??!! -- full on belly laughs. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I'm halfway done and I think this guy is the funniest to ever be on drybar comedy. He is hilarious!!