Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special

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  • @JN-dj7do
    @JN-dj7do 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    Wow, never heard 100% original material that last 30 minutes. This guy is destined for greatness

    • @get6149
      @get6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His voice will be his limmiting factor

    • @austin3665
      @austin3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Look at Bert Kreischer for funny original content as well

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Count for the pausing

    • @BizVlogs
      @BizVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes. Except for the one joke about amazon-shopping at best buy, I've heard that a million times

    • @user-xz6pz6ll6d
      @user-xz6pz6ll6d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The maroon 5 joke was a recycled joke about Kanye West from like 8 years ago

  • @user-xi4gt4mb8u
    @user-xi4gt4mb8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6095

    A lot of comedians can say funny things and evoke a laugh, but there's something so innately funny and original about the concept of putting a bike lock on someone else's bike that tells me this man has that real natural funny bone

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not that original. He probably saw someone do it.

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Bill Kong He’s probably done it.

    • @mikeyfreeman5776
      @mikeyfreeman5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rubyy.7374 You haven't?

    • @neolord1215
      @neolord1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mikeyfreeman5776 you're a danger to society as a whole.

    • @diobrando9685
      @diobrando9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It is not that original. I saw other people do that joke too. That does not mean that he or the other people stole it, but it is not too hard to come up with especially this joke. Kinda like almost anybody can come up with a joke about washingmachines eating socks like Seinfeld did.

  • @Vann_Scale_Modeling
    @Vann_Scale_Modeling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    His little half smile is so chaotic. It's like he's trying not to laugh, but also trying to resist the urge to just rip someone's arms off. I love it. Major middle school science teacher vibes.

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made my pregnant middle school science teacher cry. She asked why I was always late to her class, I said "because I hate your voice more than you hate your child." Wasn't even a good insult, she just cried for like an hour.

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When she asked me to explain why I thought she hated her kid, I got real mad and said "its because you know where the world is headed, and how we're all gonna die, and you barely make any money, your husband is a piss-poor truck driver, and you both decided, yeah, this is a good time to bring life into the world. "

    • @Jess_ica2927
      @Jess_ica2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 yeah I'd advise you to not talk to people again

    • @mas.vercetti8395
      @mas.vercetti8395 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 Sounds like you have a pretty severe case of Aspergers.

    • @staceystrukel1917
      @staceystrukel1917 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 what is wrong with you? And no one cares about your opinion of their life. She's crying from hormones.

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    This man is just unique with his jokes. The fact that you can close a store with a bike lock or take someone's grocery cart is something so easily is just innately funny.

    • @criztu
      @criztu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He's in the vein of George Carlin with his "looking at a pillow with one eye closed" or "you ever walked down the stairs and thought there's one more step, but there wasn't?"

    • @Jarmezrocks
      @Jarmezrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@criztu you look so stupid when you nearly trip over your own feet. I just tell myself I'm the Schadenfreude to give people something to laugh at.

    • @beemo9
      @beemo9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You might like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg

    • @thehighpriestess978
      @thehighpriestess978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@criztu very much so. In fact George Carlin did " other peoples carts". I think it was on the Class Clown album.

    • @mitchellmcglamry2074
      @mitchellmcglamry2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@beemo9 Mitch Hedberg is the GOAT

  • @preston4815
    @preston4815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2834

    “You could just walk by the Baskin Robbins and be like ‘Pfft, you’re closed.’”

    • @jacobsan
      @jacobsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gotta try that

    • @lescobrandon8443
      @lescobrandon8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jacobsan You know you could get arrested for that, right?

    • @baron17
      @baron17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I would change the delivery.
      "Are you guys opened?"
      "Yes!"
      "I highly doubt so."

    • @funy0n583
      @funy0n583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      wow dude you really just put subtitles in the comments good job

    • @Certifier
      @Certifier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah, I see you watched the video too.

  • @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347
    @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4125

    I’m glad that this is an actual routine and not just a 3 minute excerpt.

    • @FriedTendi
      @FriedTendi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Right

    • @2beJT
      @2beJT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Such a shame he had everyone yelling out random stuff for too long. The material seemed great.

    • @archived-iron2343
      @archived-iron2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we need more of these

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Green Bean has the best screen name

    • @stephenkohl9789
      @stephenkohl9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @maryofbears6252
    @maryofbears6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    This man exudes the calmest chaotic energy I have ever seen, and I deeply respect that.

    • @mads_fairy1
      @mads_fairy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Chaotic Neutral

    • @PistonDriven
      @PistonDriven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's the exact phrasing I was looking for..! Kudos..

    • @elliott614
      @elliott614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xanax?

    • @yunggoblin2695
      @yunggoblin2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok band kid

    • @maryofbears6252
      @maryofbears6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yunggoblin2695 .... explain please XD?

  • @rockreader4298
    @rockreader4298 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Dry humor" is my favorite kind of comedy. Kellen delivering very original, dry humor in (appropriately) a dry bar. The bit about a bike lock and Baskin Robins was hilarious, then every joke after that just got funnier. I thoroughly enjoyed this, couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, Kellen Erskine for the short vacation and Thank you Dry Bar Comedy, for featuring him.

    • @CosmicTruthTeller
      @CosmicTruthTeller 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he gave us some ideas with bike locks! 😁

    • @viktoriahart3627
      @viktoriahart3627 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      (Dry)^2 humor
      Dry squared. Yes!

  • @xmasterdipperxj4385
    @xmasterdipperxj4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13064

    This guy gives off chaotic neutral energy

    • @787brx8
      @787brx8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      It's the neutral ones that you have to worry about.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      787brx8 Why

    • @duncanrobertson6472
      @duncanrobertson6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@VictoriaSobocki unpredictable

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      We are perf-... actually no you're right. Look out for Chaotic Neutral especially.

    • @proguyorigins
      @proguyorigins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DUDE YES!

  • @kirov830
    @kirov830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3952

    when the audience laughs he looks like he is being sang a birthday song.

    • @yeetuslefetus9465
      @yeetuslefetus9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Wtf is your profile pic

    • @bigchief939
      @bigchief939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@yeetuslefetus9465 Just a man and his bathtub AR you clementine

    • @zeke2048
      @zeke2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MoistBeens wtf is that pfp, I don’t know how I feel about it

    • @groovywombat
      @groovywombat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sung

    • @nem-ef
      @nem-ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this couldnt be more true

  • @absolutelybagel2218
    @absolutelybagel2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I love how his voice is insanely monotone but his face shows so much emotions

  • @SWBStX
    @SWBStX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I've actually had my full shopping cart stolen from me while waiting at the deli twice recently. I blame Kellen entirely

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "actually"

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sorry 'bout that.

    • @whirlhoof5117
      @whirlhoof5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 that's awesome 😜
      Sorry but that is at least a little funny ☺

    • @JessicaL085
      @JessicaL085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, you didn't learn the first time? 😆 never walk away from your cart. If I see an abandoned cart blocking an isle, I'm putting it 2 rows over. 🤣

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JessicaL085 Emerald or British?

  • @timermech
    @timermech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    This guy is so good. Really deserves recognition. Interaction with the audience is comedy GOLD.

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes like if an advanced ai doing stand up...

    • @Warbaman
      @Warbaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he was good but every time he interacted with the crowd was not funny at all and like a beginner whos never done audience participation

    • @oodlynoodly9148
      @oodlynoodly9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Warbaman idk I liked it but oh well

    • @Dravis0101
      @Dravis0101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was just going to say this, how is this dude NOT doing this professionally?

    • @Spoutinwyze
      @Spoutinwyze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When he was asking about mascots, how did he not make a joke about potatoes and forks?! they teams get together to playoff, and the forks really stick it to the russets!

  • @nikku1166
    @nikku1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    this guys is legit. love a comedian that's super funny without swearing or telling sex or race jokes the whole time. not that i don't like that kind of comedy too, i just think it's so much harder to make "clean" comedy funny. but Kellen kills it easy without resorting to the usual way to get crowd reactions.

    • @user-qs6lh2vd6x
      @user-qs6lh2vd6x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I agree 100% with that entire statement.

    • @kiwipalace
      @kiwipalace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      thats why i appreciate dry bar. this channel genuinely refreshing

    • @weaponxjediofthelinkueicla6445
      @weaponxjediofthelinkueicla6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah first time hearing this guy but yeah a fresh breath of originality, already like him more than 85 percent of comedians

    • @stuart1001
      @stuart1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agree, I have the same perspective with hip hop. Take out profanity and the n word. What does that leave you? With not much content at all. That's how I distinguish talented from non talented.

    • @giacomootto4857
      @giacomootto4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok boomer

  • @kuromiloveu
    @kuromiloveu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    He’s like the human embodiment of a house cat. I love his comedy it’s so funny.

    • @bajaborracho9139
      @bajaborracho9139 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a pretty good analogy!

    • @willgarlick7734
      @willgarlick7734 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment has 69 likes

    • @patmaurer8541
      @patmaurer8541 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're right! 😂 Totally a cat person 😊

    • @-LightSmit
      @-LightSmit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow excellent 🤘

    • @carolynlewis5623
      @carolynlewis5623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Perfect analogy

  • @papertwo609
    @papertwo609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

    Let’s just admire how at one point he could say anything and the audience would burst out in laughter

    • @dudebro8811
      @dudebro8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Once you get them going its hard to shut them down.

    • @basillah7650
      @basillah7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      because they want to pretend to be smart to get the jokes lol.

    • @Jay_Sullivan
      @Jay_Sullivan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@basillah7650 , almost all of his jokes are very simple. It's quite believable that they were all understood.

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@basillah7650 OOOR he's like, idk, actually funny

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a brain mechanism.

  • @arnbrandy
    @arnbrandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    It's amazing how well he can react to feedback from the audience. Most comedians could not think that fast about the divorce or high school team name responses.

    • @joshuaclark9425
      @joshuaclark9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You think he was quick on his feet after the divorce comment?

    • @staceymenheart8353
      @staceymenheart8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy is hilarious but he isn't nearly the quickest if you want a quick comedian who doesn't even have sets he just interacts and riffs the audience then check out Andrew Schultz

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have a shred of EMPATHY !💃

  • @hornedlobster
    @hornedlobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    This guy needs a netflix special. Great material and great riffs with the audience.

    • @dewdop
      @dewdop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @PowerOf47
      @PowerOf47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dewdop Thanks for sharing!

    • @dewdop
      @dewdop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PowerOf47 naturally m8

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they paid for the special and got money back if the special sold well.

    • @dewdop
      @dewdop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Uouttooo I'm just saying, screw Netflix/Brand(tm).

  • @frankdehaan3980
    @frankdehaan3980 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    This is the quiet guy at the party who rips the whole room apart with 1 line when there is a moment of silence, love his humor 😂

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🐧

    • @shirleyclemmer3299
      @shirleyclemmer3299 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was my husband. We would think he was napping. We’re all trying to be very clever and funny. He’d come out with the one-liner that killed.

  • @claudedossantos3302
    @claudedossantos3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    The pure chaos this man gives off is insane.

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He truly would just watch the world burn. And he would be bored of it

    • @diligentsun1154
      @diligentsun1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      deadly accurate description.

    • @NemesisConfirmed
      @NemesisConfirmed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's just a cat.

    • @x-mess
      @x-mess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He reminds me of those "mayhem" commercials

  • @Anuskasv0
    @Anuskasv0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Never heard of this guy before and now he's one of my favorite comedians.

  • @thatguycarlos
    @thatguycarlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    A master class in how to deal with an audience response that isn't expected.

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      He spent four minutes just working the audience between his expensive granola joke and his valentines day joke

    • @amalyahelizabeth5470
      @amalyahelizabeth5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There ya go buckaroo

    • @user-tj5yg5pk8v
      @user-tj5yg5pk8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He handled that flawlessly

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think Steve is better

    • @beasticle1199
      @beasticle1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he put it best: "A comedy obstacle course."

  • @RicoCosta317
    @RicoCosta317 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    His timing and understated delivery were impeccable, his improv skills when he worked the audience were impressive and every joke landed. I mean I actually replay the baby monitor joke three and four times like a song I really like. One of the best sets I've seen by any comedian ever.

    • @lmichelle80sbaby
      @lmichelle80sbaby 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This was soo funny! Have you ever seen Shayne Smith's 'alligator' story on Dry Bar? You'd prob like that one too!!

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lmichelle80sbaby I will definitely check that out!

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    I've finally seen the face that belongs to the voice in the back of my head.

  • @bensonbrett30
    @bensonbrett30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "How about the bears?"
    "Wooooo!!!"
    "Wow...That guy thinks high school mattered."
    Excellent timing!

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m still sad no one in the audience went to UC Santa Cruz. The Banana Slugs has to be the only example of a college mascot showing how little they give a sh*t about athletics, and I absolutely love that. My brother joined the ‘Banana Slug Track Team’ just to give me the free t-shirt. He got access to a free track, and I finally got a shirt that realistically reflects how fast I run. My high school PE teacher was the only one nonplussed by it. But what else do you expect from a middle-aged guy who paints his entire face like a tiger every Friday night unironically?

    • @voiceofwisdom3408
      @voiceofwisdom3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where I live we have three high schools. The Bruins, the Trojans, and the Kewpies (their mascot is a naked baby).

    • @voiceofwisdom3408
      @voiceofwisdom3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know where Sam Walton went to high school?

    • @jenynz5334
      @jenynz5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was the Bearcats. To this day I don't know if that's a real animal, and I still don't care.

  • @xyzct
    @xyzct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    What I appreciate is how authentic and heartfelt the audience's laughter is.

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Drybar has pretty good audiences but this one really loved him

    • @sciencenate
      @sciencenate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily Durkee why didn’t you just agree with him? It’s like you corrected him to say the same thing he did...

    • @yep_2431
      @yep_2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And recorded.

    • @ericjennings7583
      @ericjennings7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nate Hill, Emily Duke just said what xyzct said.

    • @listenlearnlovelinkup6253
      @listenlearnlovelinkup6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So we got two people in this thread disagreeing with someone’s choice to agree with someone. You just said, “I disagree with your agreement.” Guess what? No one fsking cares what you think!!! Geeze the irony.

  • @unitedwestanddividedwefall4029
    @unitedwestanddividedwefall4029 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Im 67 years old and ive seen many stand -up comedians both on tv and live, and this guy made me bust up laughing more than any of the comedians ive ever heard before! He's a natural!

  • @2HellWUtube
    @2HellWUtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    He actually had the balls to ask a question to the audience. That means he has to improvise. Not a lot of comedians would do that.

    • @brianwalendy3735
      @brianwalendy3735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@TMinusRecords idk he's riffing on a comment that seemed fairly random, while still using it as a bridge to his joke. Kinda seems like a success to me.

    • @terrydriggers5217
      @terrydriggers5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@TMinusRecords anyone can tell endless scripted jokes. Anyone.

    • @watchspotting
      @watchspotting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well yeah but most of the time I imagine comedians hire people to sit in the audience and give a predetermined answer the comedian can write a joke about. I was watching a Jimmy Carr special and someone said they were afraid of spiders. Jimmy followed it up with a picture on the screen of someone who had been killed by a spider, and the spider was right next to the person in the picture. How would he have known to put that picture in the slideshow if the answer to his question. was random?

    • @JustinShaedo
      @JustinShaedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ... There's a clear point where he doesn't get the answer he needs and just says so and does his line anyway ('what did you do for Valentines? ') .... Clearly he's a comedy genius but maybe watch what happens again?

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@terrydriggers5217 Yes but not so that it's actually funny. Plus comedians write their own material (apart from Amy Schumer), so I don't really get your point.

  • @emmaporterukulele
    @emmaporterukulele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    His eyes show that this man has seen the depths of the universe and was not amused

    • @user-ol5bj4dm2v
      @user-ol5bj4dm2v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      GOD: "and now, my son, I will show you the meaning of life."
      This guy: "okay, sure."

    • @Imgonnakmsstg
      @Imgonnakmsstg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ugh fine

    • @colincraft2765
      @colincraft2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jesus is the meaning of life. ✝️

    • @debarshidas8072
      @debarshidas8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colincraft2765 Seems pretty anticlimactic to have one word as the meaning of life.

    • @colincraft2765
      @colincraft2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@debarshidas8072 It doesn't make sense until you get to know Jesus for yourself. If I could explain it with words, I would, but I can't find any that work. I can just point you to Jesus, who can explain.

  • @deegeeas6644
    @deegeeas6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    He's monotonous voice and his jokes. Priceless...

    • @susanpremo8068
      @susanpremo8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Monotone

    • @gilph3
      @gilph3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      His deadpan demeanor really hits it out of the park

    • @vincentjames7210
      @vincentjames7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's got that Demetri Martin quirkiness

    • @tomsmarkovs1946
      @tomsmarkovs1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      at 1.25 speed he sounds normal

    • @emmanuelreynoso5770
      @emmanuelreynoso5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomsmarkovs1946 Oh God it does.

  • @RicoBurghFan
    @RicoBurghFan ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Lord the baby monitor joke , absolutely priceless. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natheannzbar7925
    @natheannzbar7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "you can shave your legs faster if your arms are shaved" that was good 😆

    • @stephenstrang590
      @stephenstrang590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't understand that.

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stephenstrang590 it's a joke about air resistance

    • @BeyondMillennium
      @BeyondMillennium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was my favorite joke lol

    • @Arendill
      @Arendill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one had me ROFLMAO for a while

    • @lucybecker8985
      @lucybecker8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you be able to shave your arms faster if you got your hands shaved tho???

  • @ryanmartin1810
    @ryanmartin1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    This guy is unbelievably sharp. He did an entire spontaneous comedy bit off the "celebrate divorce" comment and was fricken hilarious.

    • @KD-rs6xx
      @KD-rs6xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      AND he really didn't say much while keeping the vibe up for several minutes....

    • @IAmTheDoctor00
      @IAmTheDoctor00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love the "next holiday" line it's just so perfect to the context.

    • @ZenZill
      @ZenZill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That WAS his joke though, he was waiting for someone to say something bad about Valentines Day, then roll with it. It's the magicians bait and switch.

    • @unclenoob3062
      @unclenoob3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ZenZill Exactly, the give away is when he asks the crowd "what else" fishing for what he needs. It's an old trick but it checks out.

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a door knob you know people have been crushed by sliding doors actually crushed

  • @Dattdudebadd1
    @Dattdudebadd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    His cadence is interesting. He sometimes cuts jokes down to the point that he even skips words but it still works.

    • @brenttanner9889
      @brenttanner9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He reminds me a lot of Steven Wright. Similar delivery but in his own fashion and without ripping Steven Wright off.

    • @atuvelman
      @atuvelman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brenttanner9889 Reminds me of Jeselnik a little bit too

    • @TheSighphiguy
      @TheSighphiguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atuvelman nah. Jeselnik just tries to shock you with how absurd what he is saying is.
      once youve seen 1 show, there is no need to see another.

  • @kirky3051
    @kirky3051 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Buying out a Maroon 5 concert and booing after each song is wild 😂😂😂

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙆Oh 👍

  • @davidschmidt6013
    @davidschmidt6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2664

    "A comedian is not a man who says funny things, a comedian is a man who says things funny." --Mark Twain This guy is exactly that.

    • @TheGadileck
      @TheGadileck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly!! Delivery is everything.

    • @hanzflackshnack1158
      @hanzflackshnack1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wanted to find the quote for context. Is the real joke that Ed Wynn wrote this and Twain was just the first author you could think of?

    • @djones1770
      @djones1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think a lot of comedians might take issue with that just cause it sounds like their material doesn’t matter, which is definitely not the case. But I get what he’s saying, you definitely need both material and delivery

    • @SkylarGlider
      @SkylarGlider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His comedic timing is impeccable! Especially when interacting with the audience.

  • @monomeesh
    @monomeesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I've never seen a comedian use their audience like this. It shows how talented and genuinely funny he is!

    • @kinnymane8593
      @kinnymane8593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’ve never seen a comedian do crowd work?

    • @kaydenacorn5080
      @kaydenacorn5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew schulz does good crowd work check him out

    • @robertgoss4842
      @robertgoss4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch Paula Poundstone.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaydenacorn5080 Big Jay Oakerson's another crowd work master

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Of course, I love the syrup from Georgia. "

  • @shkrosse
    @shkrosse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I love how he is just fighting back his own smile the whole time.

  • @brionity
    @brionity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I keep coming back. I am obsessed with his axe murderer gaze and sharp as hell wit.

  • @jerielnunez3450
    @jerielnunez3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    “If you push hard enough, they disappear” This man is evil 😂

    • @fritzwilhelm8258
      @fritzwilhelm8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...but in the good way!

    • @ExistentialIntrovert
      @ExistentialIntrovert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Imagine working on the other side of the fridge, the mess

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silent Skream I have no idea why I find that so hilarious

    • @generalguy6211
      @generalguy6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brice Manthei Well, there is no such thing as evil in itself. Evil people usually want good... for themselves. That's why chaotic evil is often seen as chaotic neutral.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So so good 😂

  • @jeffweaver955
    @jeffweaver955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Everything he says is gold. His delivery is priceless.

    • @ianalderson5133
      @ianalderson5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nill5217 I feel bad for anyone that has a social interaction with you

    • @gombie72
      @gombie72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His improv is too good. seems to have anything lined up against the audience

    • @vox2245
      @vox2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Amazon Prime*

  • @mc_lolFig
    @mc_lolFig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    “Actually I don’t have a cordless phone, I just stand in your baby’s room and talk to him” 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️

    • @McKada
      @McKada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      m.c_l.o.l F: ig yasssssss perfect clap back😂😂😂😂

    • @redArtemis316
      @redArtemis316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Least the baby is real

    • @newperve
      @newperve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What would have been great is if he said "... and I use two voices.".

    • @looshkin66
      @looshkin66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someday, when the aliens land, they'll read your comment and decide our whole race to be retarded simply by your overuse and incomprehensible emoji usage.

    • @7star7storm7
      @7star7storm7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@looshkin66 mabye they wont make it that far and leave when they realise people choose names like "Tittyfish" 😎🐴👽😂🔥

  • @Joey-tb8fh
    @Joey-tb8fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I come back here so often, this is hands-down my favourite comedy routine of all time

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙆His hands down your what 👕👘👚👗👔?💆

  • @ataylor4489
    @ataylor4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    "You can shave your legs faster if your arms are shaved." 😂

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That one got me good lmfao

    • @mikestepp9403
      @mikestepp9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like that 1 too

    • @a_micro_world
      @a_micro_world 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but can you shave your arms faster if your legs are shaved?

    • @pctechquickie2561
      @pctechquickie2561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shaves off another 2 minutes

    • @Exarhadsgfds
      @Exarhadsgfds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it... Explain pls?

  • @natedicamillo3440
    @natedicamillo3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    He's so good the audience's laugh becomes annoying. Lol

    • @travisera1
      @travisera1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The audience participation and the comedian playing off of the were the best parts.

    • @AMH79
      @AMH79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's the cackles that are annoying. That and they need to tone down the high frequencies of the video it would mute down the dude and the chick.

    • @aussieas.9296
      @aussieas.9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Turn your phone down ...👌

    • @noland5345
      @noland5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nate DiCamillo I honestly think it’s fake I’m not even laughing like there laughing at shity jokes like tf oranges cones tf

    • @lotusauer4785
      @lotusauer4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even half way through and I’m right there with ya

  • @lynzybeast2555
    @lynzybeast2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    " I occasionally stand in ur baby's room and talk to him,," effin lol

  • @brendenj9113
    @brendenj9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "that guy thinks high school mattered" might be the single greatest line I have ever heard in comedy. :D

  • @maddie9602
    @maddie9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    It sounds like "celebrate divorce" as a Valentine's Day activity legitimately threw him for a loop. Took a moment for him to get his rhythm back.

    • @applemoose9675
      @applemoose9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Let’s dig into that” was an allusion to “gold-digging,” the practice of marrying someone wealthy solely to get a divorce and take their money.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Applemoose I'm pretty sure it wasn't, it was just his way of working through the situation organically instead of trying to ignore it. There was nothing to allude to gold-digging.

    • @maxwellschultz4784
      @maxwellschultz4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JasminMiettunen Nothing to allude to gold digging...except the lady's comment.

    • @kirstenbaisner215
      @kirstenbaisner215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ethreldur TOO FUNNY lol

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@maxwellschultz4784 I figured she was celebrating getting out of a bad or abusive marriage.

  • @kucheriya1
    @kucheriya1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Where are all these great comedians coming from and how is dry bar finding them ?
    Loved your set and delivery style, simply superb.

    • @mamalupine7604
      @mamalupine7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy is really above average 😂

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That won't help YOU !💁

  • @Guitarmaster7272
    @Guitarmaster7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The way he delivers is insane. It's incredibly subtle, but the design of the joke hits you like a truck. The Battleship bit is absolutely hilarious. "They should just call it number-letter. It's bingo with toys on it" So good.

    • @k.y.6148
      @k.y.6148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Part of his success with crowd interaction is his slow delivery from the start. It gives him time to think and you don't notice the difference.

    • @rapunzaln1
      @rapunzaln1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I was absolutely dying! 😂🤣

  • @BreydonsRC
    @BreydonsRC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    More Kellen please. He is hilarious! It's great seeing comedians that can be spontaneously funny.

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🚣🚀🚔🎭💈🗽

  • @themightysquid
    @themightysquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “Celebrated divorce”
    “Let’s dig into this.” - Brilliant!

  • @onstr
    @onstr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    asking the audience a question and then actually using what they gave you in such a way as the valentines question is masterful. Love his pace and timing.

  • @cy8125
    @cy8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I love how he moves from saying that leaving a cart in a parking spot is the "most selfish thing you can do", to telling us to take someone else's groceries that they have "gathered".

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's payback time :J

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bonbonpony Y'see that's a totally different concept to me. Like, rather than, "people are selfish, let's steal their groceries" to "I think leaving your shopping cart is selfish, and I take other people's gathered groceries.
      Like, his words are clearly indicating the former, but I can't help but think he's saying the latter. Even though I KNOW he's just being spiteful, in that example.

    • @Jarmezrocks
      @Jarmezrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C'mon now you are being too literal

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jarmezrocks Highly agree. But readign too much into something innocuous is fun.

  • @uncletacosupreme7023
    @uncletacosupreme7023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love a lot of dry bar shows. But this one has remained my favorite. Its timeless.

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      📴📳🚷🚬

  • @gevadiva20
    @gevadiva20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    I feel like making a dnd character inspired off of this dude. A chaotic neutral bard, who is a comedian.

    • @skyguy713
      @skyguy713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Tell me how it goes
      And always carry extra locks

    • @bib4eto656
      @bib4eto656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This sounds like an amazing idea! Do it!

    • @TheRoyjernstadt
      @TheRoyjernstadt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Should be collage of eloquence.

    • @thatspoonybard8013
      @thatspoonybard8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same.

    • @macmuggo5459
      @macmuggo5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Definitely not a copy of the other comment made 2 months earlier which says the exact same thing

  • @radicalxedward8047
    @radicalxedward8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The funniest parts were the improvised stuff. “I’m getting heckled by Wikipedia”
    LMFAO

  • @GerardIrvine
    @GerardIrvine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    First comedian in ages that has just been funny the whole way through. Hope this guy makes it to the top.

    • @RW-ob4en
      @RW-ob4en 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed

  • @TheRexGolden
    @TheRexGolden ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He has a Steven Wright quality in his delivery. The good crowd work is an added bonus. Funny guy.

  • @steveflow1332
    @steveflow1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Bruh really kept that divorce thing going
    Funny as hell

    • @michaelkolber
      @michaelkolber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was a tad overdone

    • @OrchidAlloy
      @OrchidAlloy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A bit loo long

  • @Smegma_pirate
    @Smegma_pirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    This guy is funnier than any of the Comedy Central comedians that have been shovel fed to me by the TH-cam algorithm over the last 6 months

    • @luca-yv4ww
      @luca-yv4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this

    • @mygoodness2041
      @mygoodness2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn't even act like he's trying to make anyone laugh

    • @atrapdr6251
      @atrapdr6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @LaserThemTheGirl
    @LaserThemTheGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    15:16 This is actually a great way to picture the odds of winning the lottery, never thought of that.

    • @jeruakel
      @jeruakel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Perspective”
      **Picture of dude from “Aliens” meme

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp, 13 millions of people don't :J

  • @mikejessicaohman7014
    @mikejessicaohman7014 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    High school mascots: Watersmeet, Michigan is the home of the Nimrods! No kidding. Look it up. A bunch of Nimrods :)

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846
    @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    He sounds and looks like a math teacher

    • @PureBeauty511
      @PureBeauty511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wouldn't be surprised if he is a math teacher. A lot of his jokes had numbers and statistics in them.

    • @neilbradley9035
      @neilbradley9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I got funny highschool teacher vibes.

    • @JonReremy
      @JonReremy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He looks like he's going to interview a rapper while eating hot wings

    • @stephanlasley5781
      @stephanlasley5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Micah Stephens lmao I thought he was Sean for a sec too then I took a second look at him.

    • @lynayahernandez
      @lynayahernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally was a teacher.

  • @leeroyjenkins1127
    @leeroyjenkins1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "if you don't get that you shouldn't be allowed to vote" bro I almost died!!!

    • @gmosiej
      @gmosiej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can someone explain this to me, I am not from US. Seriously so want to understand.

    • @rainbowlarva3026
      @rainbowlarva3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@gmosiej The states on the west side, the left, are much, much larger than the right.
      the joke is basically saying that as you go further to the right its like they ran out of room to make states, so they started squeezing them in.

    • @AlexanderSmoljanovic
      @AlexanderSmoljanovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rainbowlarva3026 haha. OK, I didn't get it either and was also wondering. Thanks :)

    • @shawnnardi7344
      @shawnnardi7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I judge the votes so what's your opinion now

    • @timw6546
      @timw6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you it's funny now. I didn't get it cause I learnt history

  • @lynzybeast2555
    @lynzybeast2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "you didn't clap long enough for me to take a drink"

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How rude of the audience to not spontaneously burst into applause long enough for the man to take a sip

    • @ahmadmomenai1154
      @ahmadmomenai1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was a really clever bit and i dont deny that, but you can see him a moment before picking the bottle just holding it on the table waiting for the clapping to near the end to make that bit.

  • @mr.meeseeks5127
    @mr.meeseeks5127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He slips in and out of topics so flawlessly I love it. Also his penguin rant at the end was hilarious but I must point out penguins _do_ in fact have knees. Look up their skeletal structure. Still funny either way lmao.

  • @evanstanek5838
    @evanstanek5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "every time we fire a missile, we need to ask them how it went."

  • @garretfinch7745
    @garretfinch7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Jesse from "Breaking Bad", looks like he's doing well for himself.

    • @patrickfeeney1773
      @patrickfeeney1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to like this but it's so nice!

    • @axiomic
      @axiomic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      unfortunately Aaron Paul would be too afraid to do standup incase he offended someone's or a groups sensibilities .. he's dullard snowflake

    • @ExplorationRandomDestination
      @ExplorationRandomDestination 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah lol he’s making videos of himself crying about his white guilt saying sorry while this man produces comedy gold.

    • @garretfinch7745
      @garretfinch7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ExplorationRandomDestination You are correct!

    • @mattyboy349
      @mattyboy349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope he sees your comment cuz id love to see the joke he spins up from it.

  • @mikefrazier8409
    @mikefrazier8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Good show, I like how he uses the audience

    • @HarbringerOfMischief
      @HarbringerOfMischief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @G Soap have either of you seen Andrew shultzy?

    • @metamutualguruist65
      @metamutualguruist65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Big Jay oakerson? This is not good crowd work, fairly average or below

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metamutualguruist65 We got an expert folks. Be on the look out for the youtube vids of Kevin Campbell's master crowd work

  • @Raellives
    @Raellives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Im getting heckled by Wikipedia” Greatest line ever!!

  • @christophersmith2871
    @christophersmith2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "You could just walk by the Baskin Robbins and be like pfft you're closed."

  • @PhotonBread
    @PhotonBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This might be the single greatest DryBar episode available for consumption

    • @jestersage44
      @jestersage44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Def top 3. Watch the "gen Z roast"

    • @RandyStoker1964
      @RandyStoker1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love this guy, he’s so funny! And I can’t remember her name It is a blonde hair woman talking about her bad kids. She’s hilarious! God makes your kids really mean in high school so it’s easier to let them go off to college. Accurate statement… Lol!

    • @risingmermo
      @risingmermo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jestersage44 that's an awesome one

    • @insomniapetals4424
      @insomniapetals4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe you should watch the special Alligator Boys. Kellen is AMAZING, but Shayne Smith is a whole different vibe. Still outrageously funny, just a different spin.

    • @chowchow2386
      @chowchow2386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Mac, Fred Klett are pretty funny too

  • @Zatarra69
    @Zatarra69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    That was probably the best analogy for the lottery I’ve ever heard

  • @supermegaawesomeultragal7820
    @supermegaawesomeultragal7820 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro! This guy was so funny, my cheeks were hurting from how much I was laughing and smiling! I yelled with laughter at some and even genuinely applauded at one of his jokes! He's amazing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @FictionSourceX
    @FictionSourceX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Bike lock crime goes up by *100%*

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Elias Limitless - I just hope no one ever gives this guy a pair of handcuffs as a gag gift!

    • @dionaeamuscipula
      @dionaeamuscipula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You laugh, but it actually happened to me... Someone locked my bike with his lock.. i tried and called the police to unlock it for me, but since I couldn't proove on the spot, that this old bike belonged to me (I bought it used from a collegue) all they did was add ANOTHER Police-lock to the already twofold locked bike... Crazyness!

    • @jessface777
      @jessface777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dionaeamuscipula Wow RIP lol

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its a brilliant idea to any business that screws you over....like booting a cop car after you get a ticket

    • @jalight27
      @jalight27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000%*

  • @pablodee9024
    @pablodee9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I don’t think most people understood how brilliant his cellphone cord joke was. There were many levels of wit there.

    • @OkayBrianBand
      @OkayBrianBand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IKR. "no i actually just stand and talk to your baby at night"

    • @Lanurus
      @Lanurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OkayBrianBand that wasn't the joke he was talking about

    • @OkayBrianBand
      @OkayBrianBand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lanurus i am aware of this now

    • @WZRDr
      @WZRDr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IKR. "Let's make it maroon4."

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real. Bike locks am I right??

  • @dmondg3281
    @dmondg3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "My friend severely underestimates what I would do for 20 million dollars"..."lose 35lbs, I'd get down to 35lbs" 😂😂😂

  • @hildia5439
    @hildia5439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just love that delivery. dry, informational, deadpan, and insanely funny.

  • @RAAAAAAAAHHHHH1111
    @RAAAAAAAAHHHHH1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    If you push those other milks far enough they just disappear

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mix Zombo the grocery store workers nightmare customer 😵

    • @mrgummygod
      @mrgummygod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one really got me

    • @weelo123123
      @weelo123123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why attack him like that man 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @williamsharpnack5534
      @williamsharpnack5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So cool.

  • @CinemaDemocratica
    @CinemaDemocratica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Still my number-one favourite Dry Bar Comedy set of all time, and probably always will be. Kellen, sir, you deserve to be famous!

    • @andrewgates9333
      @andrewgates9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he was on last comic standing

    • @leland7653
      @leland7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly same. I loooove this set. he just did a really great job and the audience was really good as well

    • @theskyisblue567
      @theskyisblue567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel the same way, funniest I've seen.

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The people in that crowd should really be proud of how AWESOME they were. This is a Masterclass of a PERFECT comedian set. This is how comedy should be, everyone just having a blast. This has to be the Gold Standard of routines by a little known Comedian performing. Bless these people and this amazing comedian for creating something so very special, rare, joyful and PERFECT!

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think in this case he established that room. He got them laughing straight off the bat...who wants to ruin it at that point? He was genuinely funny so by the time he started asking questions everyone wanted to be part of it instead of a heckler.

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Knows how to have fun with his audience BEAUTIFULLY ❤️😂🤣

  • @lettuce6590
    @lettuce6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He's like one of those friends that give a bad idea but the more you think of it the better the idea gets

  • @imnotacat5299
    @imnotacat5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "next time I'm just gonna get her like 40 pineapples"
    Found the guy from the math problems

  • @sjnhelado
    @sjnhelado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    This guy is so quick on his feet

    • @ogopogoman4682
      @ogopogoman4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He's just standing there.

    • @Flower-kn8wg
      @Flower-kn8wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ogopogo Man 😂

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ogopogoman4682 BAZINGA!

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he isn't. He wasted invaluable material by doing nothing with the woman in the audience. Paula Poundstone can make an entire joke several minutes long ad libbing with the audience before ever getting back to her set material. This guy got nothing out of it.

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good for her. You should pick up her newest cassette tape at Woolworths.

  • @naughtyleopard21
    @naughtyleopard21 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This set is soooo good 👍 it's like the 50th time I'm watching it and it still hasn't gotten old or boring for me 🥳💗

    • @Ang543210
      @Ang543210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙆Easily pleased !💁

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U r a bodacious woman

  • @joshuakram
    @joshuakram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    This guy is a smart comic. He is very good at making his audience feel clever.

    • @arsemateklia5766
      @arsemateklia5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing to do with your comment but God you look cute

    • @joshuakram
      @joshuakram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arsemateklia5766 thank you that's very kind

    • @yyxy.oncesaid
      @yyxy.oncesaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please,how do you know how that audience feel?

    • @greggoreo6738
      @greggoreo6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!!! Instead of talking DOWN to his audience, he lifts them UP, on wings of laughter . More power to CLEAN COMEDIANS. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca ("reverse analysis of a fruit bouquets engineering". Just fabulous and fruitiness at your mind's fun zone. ) G.

  • @Silver19897
    @Silver19897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This is exactly the humor I needed to hear at 2AM

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:40 am for me!

    • @d.leighannbatemon3192
      @d.leighannbatemon3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And after a long couple of weeks, too. seriously needed some good laughs!

    • @Faceefix
      @Faceefix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:33 for me

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Faceefix Your comment brought me back to it at 1:35am

    • @fortisprocer966
      @fortisprocer966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 1:21 RN

  • @chemusvandergeek1209
    @chemusvandergeek1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The snark is _strong_ with this one.

    • @ascraeusorange9157
      @ascraeusorange9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @chemusvandergeek1209
      @chemusvandergeek1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ascraeusorange9157 There, I fixed it.

    • @ascraeusorange9157
      @ascraeusorange9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chemus Van Der Geek yikes...what’s there to fix?

    • @chemusvandergeek1209
      @chemusvandergeek1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ascraeusorange9157 No longer 69 likes; I liked my own comment.

    • @ascraeusorange9157
      @ascraeusorange9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am aware..but how is that something that needs to be fixed?
      That’s an accomplishment my guy

  • @FightingCamel22
    @FightingCamel22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have watched this at least 2 times before, but it is so rewatchable

  • @tcknapp1984
    @tcknapp1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "well here's what I did... I understand now this isn't going to be for everyone.... I think I'll just do the talking from now on...." his delivery and energy are so perfectly hysterical

    • @journeyer58
      @journeyer58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And his chaotic delivery has none that can compare!

  • @Karen21242
    @Karen21242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "And if you don't get that, you shouldn't be allowed to vote." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @achalacoengineeringg8463
      @achalacoengineeringg8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im not sure i get it. is it because the states in the west are so much bigger than the ones in the east, so it seems like they started dividing relatively generously and ended up having to make smaller states to meet the quota? or is it something else?

    • @Karen21242
      @Karen21242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@achalacoengineeringg8463 Lol Yup, that's about it!

    • @assaultairsoft8314
      @assaultairsoft8314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I scrolled to this as he said it

    • @mralexdude2038
      @mralexdude2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AbsenceOfLogic ur not fun or cul

  • @carleemalmberg1345
    @carleemalmberg1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    3:18 that guy that excitedly screams “ME TOO!” I’m dead

    • @japaneseflea
      @japaneseflea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:52 YEP...

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      carlee Malmberg been there. They fall out at the worst moment

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said "had two"...?

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobbisue313 Yeah it sounds more like 'I had two!'

    • @carleemalmberg1345
      @carleemalmberg1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobbi Sue you’re probably right! I’m hard of hearing! Subtitles aren’t the best!! Still super funny!

  • @annmariemccooey6731
    @annmariemccooey6731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why haven't we seen more of Mr.Erskine? There is hope that the finely honed art of delivery is still to be found. He is brilliant.

  • @wolftamerwolfcorp7465
    @wolftamerwolfcorp7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    This type of comedy is so hit or miss for me but this man had me laughing hard, might be his monotone voice that really got me.

    • @lathryx
      @lathryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally see what you mean. XD

    • @burntpieceoftoast4148
      @burntpieceoftoast4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If u liked this guy check out Mitch Hedburg.
      Dude was awesome.

    • @DK-zu6tt
      @DK-zu6tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The monotone voice relies a lot on comedic timing. He is brilliant and smart!!!!!

    • @GunnyStilgar
      @GunnyStilgar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very Steven Wright

  • @e.b.1728
    @e.b.1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'm the Robin Hood of Whole Foods" LMAO!!!

  • @matjohn4092
    @matjohn4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "If you think that's amazing, you severely underestimate what I would do for twenty million dollars"

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I concur good sir

    • @Trytocookthis
      @Trytocookthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kardiaclark8111 The comments retell the jokes and they make me laugh over and over again. This set was great.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Trytocookthis I love this guys humour... His delivery is frickin hilarious. And his devilish jokes make me laugh so hard. Especially when you imagine doing one of his suggestions... Like bike locking the doors of a Wendy's 😂 😂

    • @stelonous
      @stelonous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's an insane truth to many of his jokes

    • @reeeeeee3966
      @reeeeeee3966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the time stamp for that?

  • @I-DIG-IT-CT
    @I-DIG-IT-CT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I really enjoy this comics demeanor. Set is great.

  • @Frissdas1207
    @Frissdas1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Why doesn't this have more views? He's hilarious!

    • @maryprice8458
      @maryprice8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was only post a couple hours ago! Lol:)

    • @erics9103
      @erics9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is reposted. Seen this last year

    • @deeb8733
      @deeb8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erics9103 Saw. Sorry teacher's kid. ☺

    • @livelaughlove0209
      @livelaughlove0209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deeb8733 shut up

    • @burkles4456
      @burkles4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s not a famous comedian from the last century.
      Also no Anti-PC culture jokes, those are hot right now.