McDonalds Is The Best First Date. Mike Paramore - Full Special
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"don't judge me sir, you didn't see her" hahaha
People in glass houses.
People in glass houses. Well put.
good one!
Best face reaction too.
😂😂😂
His whole act felt like we were just sitting around the living room rather than watching somebody on stage. He is hysterical!
Yes...he is just a really really funny dude!! Love him...
I do like the relaxed format but it started getting a little bit old...
@@denasharpe2393
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Yeas!!
He talks like that one funny uncle
I find it awesome how this guy seems like he’s also attending the show with the audience; as if he’s hearing the jokes with them 😂
Well put. I agree.
I love how he laughes at his own jokes!! 😂😂😂
“I’m gettin gooder and gooder everyday” 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌
Some teacher somewhere is shaking they're head going "tsk tsk tsk".
This one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
As he said it...lol😆😆😆😆
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“Don’t judge me, sir, you didn’t see her.” That caught me off guard lmfao
Yes! Too funny!
Lol I died laughing too.
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny as well -- an excellent comeback on his own joke.
You don’t know what I had to go through. 🤣
Dude was looking for the escape pod…
His story telling and timing is on point. Love how he waits and interacts with the audience.
I feel like that's the hardest thing to get - that comfort and confidence to make space and let the audience participate, trusting you'll be able to roll with what comes. It's very cool to see when someone can do so in a relaxed manner.
DryBar has the absolute best comedians ... and their material is CLEAN! They don’t have to cuss to be funny. Love it!😂😂😂
"Why are people trying to kill you, what did you do?" still laughing
I know right? "You ate a poisoned apple that fell on the floor and aint even washed your face!"
😂😂😂😂
@@DavidWoods2550😢
@@satin_kisses4641and chicken breast and the herbs does help with clients kept me Wmj to my friend's birthday 😊and to 0minutes
'You born with responsibility' is killing me 😂😂😂
Who's gonna help me with this?
@@debrarenteria8167 I wish I could tell you😔
I'm right with you
Irene thats actually digging deep on accident
😂😂😂
I remember going to church events with Mike. He and his sister are both so talented!
Who’s his sister???? A comedian as well?
“My G.I.Joe don’t cry. You got the wrong toy.”
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OMG… I’m laughing so hard!
So funny. Had me laughing out loud
That was my most favorite line in the whole performance! 😂😂😂
I was sooooooo done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes too funny 😂
IKR‽ HAHAHA
I swear Dry Bar has some of the best comedians that I've never seen before, I keep finding gem after gem 😂
Some of my favorite sets are on here. 😂
I must agree!
He's not that good, you just have really low expectations.
Me too! I enjoy this channel
@@WetBoy Or we are separate entities that like different things?
'If you fall and no one laughs you're old' lol that is so true!
By this logic I have been old since I was 8
Hehehe
1 time my grandma fell and she laughed
Oh crap that happened to me 2 years ago and I was only 25.
@@guxxi9746 she's an og
“I’m old. I’m out of patience. It’s the first thing to go.”
AMEN!
Ok but him saying that she didn’t need to lose weight but since she wants too he’ll do it with her is the sweetest thing ever. That’s how you be a supportive partner.
Like Rahn Hortman (another comic) said when he was being competitive with his wife and so he's having EVERY thing his wife was having (because he wanted to surpass her lifespan), then took pills thinking that was _vitamins_ -so when she told him those were contraceptives he said "so what, I don't want another baby too, we're doing this together" 😂😂😂
Extremely wholesome. Loved that part.
Maybe that's the joke?
He was lying.. lol
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This guys has a lot of clean humor, adult humor very hard to do, but he is killing it.
I like how most of the Dry Bar comedians I've seen so far can tell great jokes without feeling the need to swear every five seconds. That's a mark of real, intelligent comedy.
@@enterthebruce91 i like dry bar since they only feature clean comedians.
@@enterthebruce91 it is certainly is nice to be able to enjoy clean comedy (and not even realize how clean it is).
IMO some comedians that pepper their set with profanity are able to do it with finesse.
* I had to edit my original post because it was full of grammatical errors.
It's because they wont let them tell anything not clean. I watched one of the comedians on here and he was nasty in his other stand up
Not to discredit the original comment but it isn't hard to write and tell clean adult jokes. Because doesn't inherently mean crude. You can make clean jokes that adults relate to.
This mans confidence, and timing is impeccable. The audience is rolling.
Shut up feminists
He honestly wasn't hilarious
I love it!!! He’s awesome
Your beauty is breathtaking. My jaw is in the floor
@@LegitJesusChrist ❤ Well that pic was a few years ago
“You gotta moist eyed woman right there” 😂
I love when comedian laugh at their jokes
This guy needs a Netflix special
I agree 💯 %!! He's very funny and original
Absolutely!!
I agree he’s funny 😂
Right!? I didn't stop laughing!
For sure...
He needs a HBO Special. He is legit funny and laid back. Great guy.
I love his audience interaction. He connects by letting us know he's thinking about our point of view, then makes a joke (and they're different, sometimes he makes fun, sometimes goes in another direction). Very likeable and funny.
I gotta say I only really watch clips and short cuts of specials on here but this is the very first time I watched every second, absolute genius
Enjoyed clean jokes about real situations that’s why he is sooo funny
Agreed
The harshest thing he said...to da lady was Shut Up. Lol. I've watched this 4/5 times, it's just phunny👏👏👏
joan cascoe SO Bill Cosby was right . You can be clean and successful
There are some amazing sets coming from drybar, all clean...( because Utah?)
Life is funny for sure we all have that moment in life. I use to work for a ice company. I was a delivery helper 1 day. The driver asked me that morning to remind him to pick up stamps at some point. Ok no problem. So the days going on and we at a stop in Wv lil back road country store with a sign on the register that says we sell stamps. I said just as honest as all get out “Hey Rich they sell stamps to bad you can’t use them tho” he looks back at me and says “WHAT” laughing the whole time. I said “You can’t use Wv stamps in Va” I had never heard somebody laugh so hard in my life. There have been a few occasions in my life that I wish we had a open mic night that I could share some of my stories like the 1 I shared here
29:20 "If you fall and noone laughs, you are old"
He's got a point 😅 guy is something else!
@@boatymsboatface3929 it is, I tested out, so far got a couple laughs😂. Love this guy!
I still laugh even if they are old 😂
Well, I have fallen before, when I was younger, and no one laughed. What does that mean?!? I am confused!
@@sulemanpatel 😅
@@shirleyyoung6687 you're an exception😆
Anyways it's just a joke, meaning noone laughs with older people cause if they are elderly, they may actually be seriously hurt
What a gem of a man! I couldn’t stop laughing. He is natural comedian.
This guy would be a great friend to have. He just looks and acts genuinely nice and obviously funny.
Anyone else think, "Yeah... he kinda does look like Winnie the Poo..." 😄❤
Winnie the hood
Yes, because I love Winnie the Pooh🥰
Haha. Didn't see it till you said it.
But Winnie is awesome. So I don't think that's a bad thing.
Ms E Hahahaha
I honestly can't see it
"If I make you pee, I get a prize" LOL. This guy is genuinely funny. Good pacing and audience interaction. He's gonna go places (besides McDonalds).
......he headed for Wendy's after she dropped him off...alone l am betting!! Lol
@@denasharpe2393 Hey! You've got a beautiful first name, 👍. Also I loved your McDonald's comment. Agree 💯. You know he hit that 4 for $4 deal straight after!
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He should have taken her ghetto booty to taco bell they wouldn't have thought twice about her attitude
Besides mcdonalds😆😆
He is a “ class act” … clean jokes , effortlessly funny… it’s like he is just having a conversation. Incredible sense of humor!
Omg this is why I love dry bar. They have some of the funniest comedians
"Did you wipe yourself?"
"*sigh* I'll be right back"
I'm finished.😂😂
Diana...did you wipe?
@@charliep.8776 *Sigh* be right back 😂
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@@dianawinda4061 hahahahaha
Omg😂
*What if my soulmate is a late eye-locker?*
😂😭😂
Hey, and you have beautiful eyes 😍
I used to have that thought when I was a teenager lol
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@@Joshuaeway03 to get the inevitable reality which is
i am definitely a late eye-locker! LMAO
“I was with a girl for years, and I hated her guts!”
LMAO same
Diamond in the rough, and no curse words. Solid act, good material.
“She was pretty, so I let it slide”
Fellas, we all can relate 😂
Him not understanding night versus morning weight makes that whole bit 10x funnier.
I dont get how he doesn't understand that's a real thing!!
Does it mean after your morning bm? Because that was my first thought. lol
Yup lol
It's mostly water...
I grew up with 2 sisters and a mother and I learned this was true. I even try it. Its not a big difference but its a slight difference
IM BACK ONE YEAR LATER AND STILL LOVE THIS!!!
I'm here 4 yrs later lol
His laugh makes his jokes even funnier, i really like his delivery, refreshing.
The disappointed defeated look he has is hilarious.
"Who said that so i can tell them to shut up? Was that you ma' am? Shut up."
But..... You lose weight by breathing. So 8 hours of not eating anything means you'll weigh less than at the beginning of that time. Not enough to normally matter much. But depending on how your scale rounds it would be different. And that's not even counting after a morning dump.
adamkaris yeah, honestly I knew he was wrong too.... but the weight difference is so small and irrelevant that I let the joke slide. I’m just shocked that he didn’t research that fun fact before adding it to his set up.
@@chieftonga Not to mention the fact that you're dehydrated in the morning as well which also affects your weight.
It’s enough to matter to a wrestler lol
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“The willingness to fight” that’s so funny & true. There’s still people out there who think yelling is normal. See their behavior no matter what sophistication/wisdom/holiness they profess.
This guy is really funny I would love to see his act in person never once did he curse but I laughed the hold time
"I seen this movie, it don't work out for us in the end" 😆
Cooking little brownies with a lightbulb killed me
I will see this over & over & over. Dry Bar has legit stand up comedians, clean & super funny. 👌 "Mud-butt" LOL!!
This was so good for my soul right now. Thank you! 💜
I’m hard pressed to actually laugh out loud these days and I was belly laughing through his entire set. Love his comedy.
Hi 👋, where you from ? You last name is very interesting... what’s your ethnicity? Thanks 😊
Matias Torres 👋 hello, I am from the US, (born in MT, and currently in NC) ... I was told by my grandparents that we have a myriad of ethnicities in our family ranging from Portuguese and Italian to Middle Eastern and Russian... I have never had a test done, but your question reminds me that I would like to get the kit and swab it up. I’m curious too. 😂😊🌟
She just gave all the information 😂
@@lindin2332 Yeah and Matias missed his chance! He had a great response to work with but he didn't follow up. 🤦🏻♂ Luna, if Matias is your soulmate, give him a chance honey, maybe he's just a late TH-cam commenter! 😏
@@lunavieira3616 Well, did you swab it up? It's been 3 years. 🤣 We're all dying to know your complete family tree, Luna. By the way, you got moist eyes....but you look like the type to push body wash and I can't go through another exfoliation. 😏
He's cute tho especially when he suddenly smiles from a serious face
My favoite drybar standup yet...for over a year... I gotta find more of this guy
Having a rough day this made me crack up laughing my little issue just doesn't seem so serious...here's to a good day 😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃😀❤❤❤❤❤❤
“I don’t think we can eat with 8 dollars and 70 cents” 😂
Hilarious! "You just ate a poison apple and fell out! You didn't even wash your face!"
The "oh bother" line had me weak lmao
This is my favorite Dry Bar set I've ever seen lmao
“What if my soulmate is a late eye locker.” 🤣🤣🤣
Dying ☠😂😂😂😂
I just wanted to give him a hug 🤣
"Uncle Mike, I farted in school today but dont worry, I smelt it all before anyone else could."
Oh my gosh I'm dying
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It's how he laughs at his own jokes lol!
I love his gentle and slow pace of telling jokes. So refreshing to see a great comedian tell jokes with pacing.
This dude had me laughing right at the first joke and ran with it the whole time. Tears in my eyes. He's a natural.
This guy is fire, his build up, tones, timing, everything is on it
this is one of my favorite set of all time
I've watched this 5 times and he still cracks me up.
"Its borderline irresponsible" line hurt my heart🤣🤣🤣 14- 30 yr old me missed this lesson- how he know!
Wtf.14
@@quintonkirk285 Oh they start young now. Hell, at 14 you're a late bloomer these days.
First time watching this guy. Genuinely, he is physically hilarious. Makes you see life how we all know it is yet believe our life experiences are just ours. Very rare excellent find. I laughed from start to finish. I'd pay to watch this comic no problem! :)
Yes. Yes this is me also. I am genuinely more happier today because of this special. Instant fan. Salute Mike
I laugh from the beginning to the end, I would pay to see him too
I even peed a little.
Open Minded But Cynical you think he’s physically hilarious?
@@terrycrews1760 Did I stutter?
He's been one of my favorite comedians ever since I attended his show on a cruise a few years ago. 🤣👍
I had an easy bake oven when I was a kid 😂 my sisters and I also had all the babies and American girl dolls and stuff. That cracked me up!
after he made the joke about Winnie the Pooh, i couldn't stop seeing it lol
Same 😂
😂😂😂 he goes "o bother"
He totally is 😊
she just wanna see him with his pants off. he missed the chance on that one. is why he single...probably
He can deny it doesn't make it any less true
🤣🤣OMG as a kid my mom would call me a princess and I would be like uh nuh uh. She would go "Then what are you?" I went, with the straightest face ever and said with all seriousness "I'm a frog 🐸" my mom laughed at me so hard
Aww so cute! Well, I'm a prince, honey. We should kiss! 😘😏🤣
Love this guy! His laugh, his smile, his jokes. Awesome 👏🏼!!!
Never saw this dude before but this is the best set i've seen in a while.
"We was like this but..ever since the Exfoliation, he not the same dude no moe". Its cause I'm moist😂😂
whats the time stamp
@@anthonystaten2850 26:00
Against my will😅😂
It would be awesome if you were going on my cruise to the Bahamas in September.
Dudes hilarious. Def wanna go see him live
its even funnier to me when the comedians laugh as well.. cracks me up
First time seeing/hearing this dude and straight HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
pickles nerd 🤣 this had me crackin up man
bout 4 min I'm crying at this set
"Are you mad at me?" xDxDxD too comical, he does need a Netflix special!
THE TURKEY IS HAM
Premature eye unlock😂 & miss our chance to be happy
This one got me!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I literally want him to talk about what was at the theater department where they took him for clothes! This dude is so funny!!
Should be bigger than he his. One of the best I seen so far. Clean enough for the kids to hear on a road trip great job king
Hands-down, this was extremely worth my time!
For real. I have watched/listened to this at least 3x!
He's cool and relaxed and doesn't get all crazy, like he's just talking to you.
Ahhh! "Lady I'm seven" I died laughing.. thankfully my kids are grown... Lol
His delivery is spot on!
Great show! Been so depressed watching all this corona mess! I starting watching stand up shows. This is the funniest guy I have seen this week
Have you seen Michael Colyer? Ali Siddiq. They are great comics
Brian Regan.
Tim Hawkins.
👍👍
I'm glad you had a shift of mood!😌💯🙏
Literally the same thing I'm doing!!!!!! 😲
Try Rahn Hortman on this channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Sir. The turkey is ham"
I lost it. I'm dying rn.
I can't get enough of him. I can be having the worst day ever and instantly am laughing like a crazy person! 😂
Embrace it laughter best medicine lovec
This guy is funny as hell! I giggled like a schoolgirl the whole way through his set. 👍👍
“If you only make minimum wage, you can only talk to minimum wage type chicks” 😭😭 TRUEEEE
Haha just asked my wife if she was a minimum wage girl
@@crossfoot4612 What did she say? 🤣
Awwww I hope he finds love one day and gets those kids he never wanted😭😭💖
Kids and babies.
Just yesterday I found a gem of a comedian on Drybar and today another. Both of them could headline an amphitheater they are that good. AMAZING comedians! Thank you Dry Bar!
So happy to find this channel. The best comedy ever...
My face hurts from laughing so much!! I watched this set twice. Ladies born with responsibilities!! 🤣🤣🤣
“I threw it underarm, where is his daddy.” 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂 he's hilarious!!!!! He's definitely the life of the party!
He sure is! Hey Samantha, you're very pretty...you got moist eyes. 😏 What's your night weight?
Thanks Mike! You made my son and me 😃 laugh so hard. We appreciate you!
I felt bad for him calling himself an old man, until he mentioned he was my own age. Lol
About the brownies Brought memories. Back when I was 17, bought my baby sister a little stove with the 💡. Bought it for her for Xmas because I was the only that had a job and wanted her to have a present. This made my day. Brought good memories.. Thanks, Mike.
It was a good brownie...😂😂😂
It wasn't done in the middle tho😂😂😂😂😂
Love his delivery!
I'm not embarrassed about how many times I've watched this set. He has great timing and smooth transitions and a great laugh!