Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special

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  • @mattienorml349
    @mattienorml349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    "My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My favorite line!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rcadag
      @rcadag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol!!😂

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @cliftonwoods6373
      @cliftonwoods6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrong group 😂🤣

    • @bmck5002
      @bmck5002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's cool you watched the first minute

  • @xtinemanuel
    @xtinemanuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

    • @lotusgrl444
      @lotusgrl444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Very calm😁😂

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That might be because he is Christian.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.

    • @francescapowell1538
      @francescapowell1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!

    • @realkiller0
      @realkiller0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2870

    Therapy: too expensive
    Comedy: worth every minute!

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️

    • @kathleensorce8468
      @kathleensorce8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!

    • @sabrinafelber
      @sabrinafelber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!

    • @jasminebolten3290
      @jasminebolten3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!

  • @Richmond_Hill
    @Richmond_Hill 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    This is so great. Thank you! It reminds me of a time long, long ago, when comedians were allowed to be funny, and we rejoiced in it.
    Keep up the good work.
    We all need humor. I can’t live without it. It is my oxygen.

  • @angelphilbert1200
    @angelphilbert1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

  • @fernandopineda7036
    @fernandopineda7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too.
      I swear!

    • @markdemell8056
      @markdemell8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Profanity is a cheap easy laugh..
      True Comedy requires more

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lou Armen
      What makes people funny is when:
      They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.

    • @Airam88-m1i
      @Airam88-m1i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol

  • @wyleaziz5050
    @wyleaziz5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing.
    God bless!

    • @moupiamukherjee1713
      @moupiamukherjee1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen 🙏

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.

    • @maryv7677
      @maryv7677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just said the same thing. I was laughing so hard at work, a patients relative walked up and I'm still laughing like crazy. She had a confused look like why are you laughing. Then she starts laughing like frfr. I really enjoyed the ones I've watched so far.

  • @noahwilson3025
    @noahwilson3025 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky.
      My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"

  • @eunicedeshps2773
    @eunicedeshps2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

    • @runningthunder6923
      @runningthunder6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funniest 😂😂

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was my family

  • @ednamasa4543
    @ednamasa4543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    “When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

    • @mrfixit5620
      @mrfixit5620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao

    • @marygrech7644
      @marygrech7644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My older brother is older then our younger unty

    • @moehashim8442
      @moehashim8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂

    • @nachito5841
      @nachito5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.

    • @drewbranch7700
      @drewbranch7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!

    • @nikkimonique1555
      @nikkimonique1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.

    • @gaidenruben
      @gaidenruben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All comedy is best

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You can be funny while being vulgar and swearing too. A true comedian isn’t somebody who works clean, it’s somebody who is consistently funny and gets paid to do stand up comedy.

  • @oiboy626
    @oiboy626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

    • @annolach676
      @annolach676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @baldcadaver
      @baldcadaver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@annolach676 same

  • @RosesTeaAndASD
    @RosesTeaAndASD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

    • @12345678956824
      @12345678956824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right!?

    • @Beautiful24511
      @Beautiful24511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!

    • @killthemwkindness9064
      @killthemwkindness9064 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂

  • @TubokNaey
    @TubokNaey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    "I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @treygibson6372
    @treygibson6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?"
    "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

  • @Alwaysroses1
    @Alwaysroses1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what dry comedy is

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea

  • @shawnbrown792
    @shawnbrown792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unclean imo

    • @sonoransaguaro3786
      @sonoransaguaro3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @shawn brown🌵Wow is it!!
      Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the
      way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his
      humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS!
      💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴

    • @jean6460
      @jean6460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed!!

    • @denisekessler4371
      @denisekessler4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap

  • @breAnnasmama
    @breAnnasmama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

  • @ashleemurphy32
    @ashleemurphy32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

  • @sownpeace
    @sownpeace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sad times indeed

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.

  • @carpenoctem
    @carpenoctem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Never seen such an honest and hilarious comedian in my life. Hope to see more specials from him. Great guy!

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    You’re a funny guy Dennis, even in Australia during the COVID19 Quarantine Shutdown. I’ve lost count of how many DRYBAR Comedians I’ve watched time after time. I love laughing. Thanks for the laughs

    • @RJFPme
      @RJFPme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I pray you regain your freedom.

    • @vernslaughter9957
      @vernslaughter9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0lllllllllllllllĺll
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    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get Dry Bar comedy via TH-cam and Samsung TV Plus. Dennis, you're my favorite!

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still watching, in Russia 😄

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here we are 12 months later and how are you doing? I'm in Melbourne so definitely need a good laugh

  • @carmelaszymanski8104
    @carmelaszymanski8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK.
    Passed HIS HUMOR onto many.
    Love Him..Great Man

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should try gyro or shawarma 😋
      Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣

  • @bdbb9320
    @bdbb9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

    • @Bigload992G
      @Bigload992G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He hit it right on the head 😀

    • @Lyrakill
      @Lyrakill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lyrakill 😁😁😁

    • @lizgaby9761
      @lizgaby9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣

  • @sondrakorte7547
    @sondrakorte7547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Rarely do I laugh outloud while watching TH-cam comedy but this man made me laugh until tears came. Extraordinary comedian.

  • @sagasadventure1610
    @sagasadventure1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch ปีที่แล้ว

      He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!

  • @shaneknerr4014
    @shaneknerr4014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing

    • @danielcolon7602
      @danielcolon7602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALZ Studios he’s priceless

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes a good way to put it

  • @v.r.j5577
    @v.r.j5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    “If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

    • @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937
      @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      33

    • @hunterstokes1390
      @hunterstokes1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If you outlive the lord you can comment on a comment

    • @kimberlythompson678
      @kimberlythompson678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

    • @peggyharris5861
      @peggyharris5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hunterstokes1390 p0

    • @sohnjakrivenski4242
      @sohnjakrivenski4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I Have A Five Year Old Daughter
      And My Previous Plan Was Nun.
      But Now With This New Information I'm Thinking There Are Other Options:)

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

  • @mermaidmelucig
    @mermaidmelucig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

    • @mermaidmelucig
      @mermaidmelucig ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.

  • @numbernine8571
    @numbernine8571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I planned on watching the first 5 minutes before doing some important things on my computer. Eight more times I said "Just 5 more minutes."
    One of the best shows I have ever seen. Clean and original humor. Thanks Dennis.

  • @Kalsomdm
    @Kalsomdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

  • @rebeccagilstrap3507
    @rebeccagilstrap3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Probably the best ever way to understand it

    • @GV80p
      @GV80p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)

    • @rebeccagilstrap3507
      @rebeccagilstrap3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.

    • @christinekrmer258
      @christinekrmer258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And we have to love each other and our differences 💚

    • @jeseniadelacruz
      @jeseniadelacruz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.

  • @meme-hz1mq
    @meme-hz1mq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

  • @bethmerryfield7186
    @bethmerryfield7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.

  • @love2loveu636
    @love2loveu636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I “blew up” laughing

  • @JorgePetraglia2009
    @JorgePetraglia2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

  • @papiluvsiris6318
    @papiluvsiris6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that

  • @dianaortiz784
    @dianaortiz784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You’ve really taught your audience the truth of our different cultures!!! God made us all different and equally beautiful. Thank you !🙏🏻😇😂✝️

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.

    • @killakaos1016ify
      @killakaos1016ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

  • @jessicaalen3533
    @jessicaalen3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.

    • @jessicaalen3533
      @jessicaalen3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol

    • @northstar5240
      @northstar5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way

    • @paulinafernandez7995
      @paulinafernandez7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Black moms do that too!! I literally burst out laughing on that part!! 🤣😂😂😂

  • @Kiya-me
    @Kiya-me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I love how he cracks himself up

  • @aprilsilvers381
    @aprilsilvers381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I have mad respect for this man. Such great material and is respectful as well

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

  • @GPS509
    @GPS509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Grow up poor
    You learn things
    Then, you wouldn't know if you had money.
    (I approve this message)

    • @alexanderphilip1809
      @alexanderphilip1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

    • @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m
      @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Verdad!

    • @m.d.1873
      @m.d.1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beverly Hills....lol

    • @scottmiller6270
      @scottmiller6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes Sir!

    • @huemanexperience1738
      @huemanexperience1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol
      I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!

  • @debbiedean3165
    @debbiedean3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    😁, I love everything about your humor, your originality, faith, family, and the culture we live in-I really could relax and just enjoy every minute. What a blessing 🥰, God bless you

  • @seriousearthling
    @seriousearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    just found him and love his honest clean comedy - nothing like true life to laugh at.

    • @patricewilcox792
      @patricewilcox792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally entertaining &
      Food for thought too.
      Felt like Real person
      Up on stage not a clown. Thoughly
      Enjoyed his presentation.
      May he recieve Many Blessings in
      The Future.
      PAW

  • @bparker111665
    @bparker111665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    His delivery and timing are sublime.

  • @suheilah8909
    @suheilah8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love this and the people who are laughing at his jokes are giving him confidence keep it up

  • @waynecribb4922
    @waynecribb4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Jokes about race in America were priceless. Thank you for that.

  • @nm93932
    @nm93932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.

    • @LindaLoquita
      @LindaLoquita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja

    • @stepheng6514
      @stepheng6514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.

    • @skyecruzcruz2406
      @skyecruzcruz2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol
      That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!

  • @stephaniebrown2751
    @stephaniebrown2751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

  • @kannascott8462
    @kannascott8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

  • @292_sia
    @292_sia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    That’s crazy he has performed at our church here in San Jose a couple times and I didn’t even know he was from here. Funny Dude right there! God bless you Dennis!

  • @WhiteJackal88
    @WhiteJackal88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.

    • @saranghae2808
      @saranghae2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wow, that was so nice of her!

    • @libertyjo6238
      @libertyjo6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.

    • @Mdlrtrombon
      @Mdlrtrombon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That was equally fun and sweet!

    • @nebuchadne33ar
      @nebuchadne33ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same thing has happened to me

  • @skinnydee1886
    @skinnydee1886 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️
    Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

    • @ANSELNaamehRahab
      @ANSELNaamehRahab หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What a beautiful life! My condolences still beautiful ❤

  • @roseducharme3836
    @roseducharme3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! "
    I ♡ve him 🤣🤣

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.

  • @enetoo2736
    @enetoo2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My 6th time watching the awesome Dennis. He's such a humble but the funniest!

    • @sharonspencer2312
      @sharonspencer2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome, someone taught me is a word reserved for the Almighty God.

  • @JC_R8MEOW
    @JC_R8MEOW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I can't remember the last time I saw my mom laugh as hard as she did watching this. Every joke landed. Every.

  • @Czarina888777
    @Czarina888777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    He’s frickin’ hilarious!
    I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor.
    My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor.
    Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink.
    Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Love the delivery of his lines. His voice has that Hispanic/Latino twang, especially when he’s doing the Spanish talk.
    Funny, funny, funny.

  • @trisnawulandari6988
    @trisnawulandari6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol

  • @DidierBan
    @DidierBan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    First time seen this guy , he’s hilarious.

    • @MrSistero9
      @MrSistero9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think everybody should wear chus

    • @gloriaramos6443
      @gloriaramos6443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. Can't stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @Rita-23
      @Rita-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same great, clean humor since the 90's (when I first saw him).

    • @ch.-j.2848
      @ch.-j.2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

  • @criticalmass5402
    @criticalmass5402 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.

  • @johnniejohnson6420
    @johnniejohnson6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face a few times. He's awesomely funny.

  • @lizzycourt8949
    @lizzycourt8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Is he laughing?!"
    "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!"
    "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theofields6359
      @theofields6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha

  • @frankcorral4981
    @frankcorral4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You drew me in brother, I was laughing and felt I was there. May you continue to bring laughs to the people wherever you go. peace ✌.

  • @palmetto_sunrises
    @palmetto_sunrises ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

  • @00708046
    @00708046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Excellent . I loved the way he did all the races and let people see the different points of view . Very funny man !

  • @Weinmaste
    @Weinmaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    As a former Marine, that war never ending, therefore no jokes was funny as hell! 😆😆😆

    • @lexifeldmann5353
      @lexifeldmann5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I appreciated that quick break from your regular comedy to call out the branches and recognize them before launching right back into a nice brand of humor and comedy sorely missed in comedy.

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Once a Marine, always a Marine!
      Side note... Husker? Nebraska, right? A Wolverine Marine here! I LOVE Dennis Gaxiola!! Dry Bar has it's own channel on Samsung TV Plus !

    • @Weinmaste
      @Weinmaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kimrasch8471 ohh yeah, born and raised in Western Nebraska, Semper Fi brother!

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Weinmaste my dad retired from the USAF. At one time, we were stationed @ Offutt AFB

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Weinmaste BTW, that's Sister!

  • @JismL-No1
    @JismL-No1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Catering to white folks

    • @debbiehorn8263
      @debbiehorn8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tesmith47 ???

  • @denisewarner8287
    @denisewarner8287 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!

  • @kardiaclark8111
    @kardiaclark8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified"
    Thwack 😂

  • @summerraines804
    @summerraines804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "....everyone has the right to wear shoes."

  • @lovelyshiloh3920
    @lovelyshiloh3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dry Bar should have a PRIME TIME SHOW. We would finally have a reason to watch again.

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamsungTV+ has an entire channel for the

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.

    • @ReydeCopas187
      @ReydeCopas187 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!

  • @chrisg7571
    @chrisg7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @franceslalchan5834
    @franceslalchan5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I enjoyed every moment of this Comedian. He's great. Thank you very much.

  • @hidel308
    @hidel308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thank You Lord for this man. An honest comic that realizes what the media does to us.

  • @LeonMorales-yt2oo
    @LeonMorales-yt2oo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly I could not stop laughing . To laugh at ethnic jokes about every culture shows that we all get along. Love you man

  • @tracylangsley4064
    @tracylangsley4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is the most I've laughed since all the covid started it was very much needed this guy is excellent!!

  • @JaneQPublic
    @JaneQPublic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    “Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂

  • @paulnarez7598
    @paulnarez7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!

  • @friend2866
    @friend2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is one of the best Drybars by far! I'm back a year later for a second laugh which I haven't done yet for any other😃

  • @ichavez4514
    @ichavez4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily

    • @harrymangezi6511
      @harrymangezi6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂

    • @bigvalley4987
      @bigvalley4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No comment. Generalization.

    • @thatblueblure7468
      @thatblueblure7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂

    • @heidikickhouse-
      @heidikickhouse- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cultural comparisons and generalities are a mine field. I agree that not being easily offended makes life less difficult for any minority (or majority) population. However having one's progenitors owned as property might make some groups a little more touchy than others.

  • @bobbysbeats5249
    @bobbysbeats5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I like the way he is talking slowly, better for me here in Germany and I can not stop to laugh hahah, great that dude, all my best wishes, Bobby

  • @Dmtraylor
    @Dmtraylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂

  • @dns984
    @dns984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".

    • @michellewoodall9293
      @michellewoodall9293 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This guy is amazing!! One of the best comedians ever!!! Love him!!!

  • @aldo8655
    @aldo8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Clever, clean, spontaneous, Amazing! Good job!

  • @oryx032000
    @oryx032000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I didnt expect him to be this funny! You earned yourself a new fan, sir!

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

  • @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
    @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of the smartest and cutest. Thank you, Taco, from Poland 🇵🇱! ❤️ You are God's gift to me!

  • @laurahollenika3906
    @laurahollenika3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This guy is one of the funniest I've seen on Dry Bar! 😂👍

  • @melissahuffman6630
    @melissahuffman6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    this is the first time I have heard of this guy. He is funny nice and clean also

  • @pr3tend3r-01
    @pr3tend3r-01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time