Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special

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  • The Greatest Hispanic Parenting ever uses lots of examples, just ask Dennis Gaxiola. If you liked this comedy special from Dennis Gaxiola, you'll probably like our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available now on all Android and iOS devices
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  • @mattienorml349
    @mattienorml349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    "My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My favorite line!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My favorite part was when he was stopped at the border, ar u a eiu es citicen?

    • @rcadag
      @rcadag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol!!😂

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @cliftonwoods6373
      @cliftonwoods6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong group 😂🤣

  • @treygibson6372
    @treygibson6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    "Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?"
    "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @noahwilson3025
    @noahwilson3025 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky.
      My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    Therapy: too expensive
    Comedy: worth every minute!

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️

    • @kathleensorce8468
      @kathleensorce8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!

    • @sabrinafelber
      @sabrinafelber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!

    • @jasminebolten3290
      @jasminebolten3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!

  • @angelphilbert
    @angelphilbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

  • @oiboy626
    @oiboy626 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

  • @ashleemurphy32
    @ashleemurphy32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!

    • @nikkimonique1555
      @nikkimonique1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.

    • @gaidenruben
      @gaidenruben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All comedy is best

    • @elizekelly
      @elizekelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And that's funny to some people. The world is diverse. Even Shakespeare wrote to include the people who enjoyed that because he understood different things appeal to different people.

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣

  • @xtinemanuel
    @xtinemanuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

    • @lotusgrl444
      @lotusgrl444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Very calm😁😂

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That might be because he is Christian.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.

    • @francescapowell1538
      @francescapowell1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!

    • @realkiller0
      @realkiller0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it

  • @meme-hz1mq
    @meme-hz1mq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

  • @TubokNaey
    @TubokNaey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alwaysroses1
    @Alwaysroses1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what dry comedy is

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea

  • @carmelaszymanski8104
    @carmelaszymanski8104 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK.
    Passed HIS HUMOR onto many.
    Love Him..Great Man

  • @palmetto_sunrises
    @palmetto_sunrises 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

  • @v.r.j5577
    @v.r.j5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    “If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

    • @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937
      @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      33

    • @hunterstokes1390
      @hunterstokes1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      If you outlive the lord you can comment on a comment

    • @kimberlythompson678
      @kimberlythompson678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

    • @peggyharris5861
      @peggyharris5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hunterstokes1390 p0

    • @sohnjakrivenski4242
      @sohnjakrivenski4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I Have A Five Year Old Daughter
      And My Previous Plan Was Nun.
      But Now With This New Information I'm Thinking There Are Other Options:)

  • @jessicaalen3533
    @jessicaalen3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.

    • @jessicaalen3533
      @jessicaalen3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol

    • @northstar5240
      @northstar5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way

    • @paulinafernandez7995
      @paulinafernandez7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.

    • @rileys-lost1673
      @rileys-lost1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jessica Alen 😂😂

  • @jstanton4561
    @jstanton4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!

  • @carolinamoreno6647
    @carolinamoreno6647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂

    • @n.b.l.5709
      @n.b.l.5709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to America :)

  • @ednamasa4543
    @ednamasa4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    “When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

    • @mrfixit5620
      @mrfixit5620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao

    • @marygrech7644
      @marygrech7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My older brother is older then our younger unty

    • @moehashim8442
      @moehashim8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂

    • @nachito5841
      @nachito5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.

    • @drewbranch7700
      @drewbranch7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂

  • @fernandopineda7036
    @fernandopineda7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too.
      I swear!

    • @markdemell8056
      @markdemell8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Profanity is a cheap easy laugh..
      True Comedy requires more

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lou Armen
      What makes people funny is when:
      They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.

    • @mariasalas1975
      @mariasalas1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol

  • @criticalmass5402
    @criticalmass5402 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.

  • @skinnydee1886
    @skinnydee1886 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️
    Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

  • @bdbb9320
    @bdbb9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

    • @Bigload992G
      @Bigload992G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He hit it right on the head 😀

    • @Lyrakill
      @Lyrakill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lyrakill 😁😁😁

    • @lizgaby9761
      @lizgaby9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣

  • @eunicedeshps2773
    @eunicedeshps2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

    • @runningthunder6923
      @runningthunder6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funniest 😂😂

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was my family

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have seen this over and over. Never gets old.

  • @sagasadventure1610
    @sagasadventure1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!

  • @Dmtraylor
    @Dmtraylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂

  • @dns984
    @dns984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".

  • @rebeccagilstrap3507
    @rebeccagilstrap3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Probably the best ever way to understand it

    • @GV80p
      @GV80p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)

    • @rebeccagilstrap3507
      @rebeccagilstrap3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.

    • @christinekrmer258
      @christinekrmer258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And we have to love each other and our differences 💚

    • @jeseniadelacruz
      @jeseniadelacruz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.

  • @that_auntceleste5848
    @that_auntceleste5848 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The story about the hoopty is TRUTH!
    When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!

  • @tedbundy5372
    @tedbundy5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?"
    Hahahaha.
    I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.

  • @Kalsomdm
    @Kalsomdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

  • @shawnbrown792
    @shawnbrown792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unclean imo

    • @sonoransaguaro3786
      @sonoransaguaro3786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @shawn brown🌵Wow is it!!
      Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the
      way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his
      humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS!
      💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴

    • @jean6460
      @jean6460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed!!

    • @denisekessler4371
      @denisekessler4371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap

  • @Czarina888777
    @Czarina888777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    He’s frickin’ hilarious!
    I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor.
    My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor.
    Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink.
    Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

  • @erin9110
    @erin9110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂

  • @sownpeace
    @sownpeace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sad times indeed

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.

  • @wyleaziz5050
    @wyleaziz5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing.
    God bless!

    • @moupiamukherjee1713
      @moupiamukherjee1713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is a son of a preacher so he is used to no bad language.

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen 🙏

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.

  • @JorgePetraglia2009
    @JorgePetraglia2009 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

  • @bparker111665
    @bparker111665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    His delivery and timing are sublime.

  • @shaneknerr4014
    @shaneknerr4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing

    • @danielcolon7602
      @danielcolon7602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALZ Studios he’s priceless

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes a good way to put it

  • @DiscoTimelordASD
    @DiscoTimelordASD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

    • @12345678956824
      @12345678956824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right!?

    • @Beautiful24511
      @Beautiful24511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!

    • @killthemwkindness9064
      @killthemwkindness9064 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂

  • @cruiseshipforme4546
    @cruiseshipforme4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!

  • @mermaidmelucig
    @mermaidmelucig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

    • @mermaidmelucig
      @mermaidmelucig 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.

    • @killakaos1016ify
      @killakaos1016ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.

  • @ichavez4514
    @ichavez4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily

    • @harrymangezi6511
      @harrymangezi6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My ex-husband lives in Mexico and had an African-mexican friend and everyone called him negro (black in spanish) and he didn't get offended at all, actually he didn't respond when you called him by his name.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂

    • @bigvalley4987
      @bigvalley4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No comment. Generalization.

    • @thatblueblure7468
      @thatblueblure7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dry Bar doesn't ever have that and always funny.

    • @mariamartins883
      @mariamartins883 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I ❤️ like his comedy style

    • @tahneejenkins9444
      @tahneejenkins9444 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@​@@mariamartins883

  • @mr.xavierbeatz
    @mr.xavierbeatz ปีที่แล้ว +161

    It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!

  • @kardiaclark8111
    @kardiaclark8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified"
    Thwack 😂

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I “blew up” laughing

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

  • @stephaniebrown2751
    @stephaniebrown2751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

  • @nm93932
    @nm93932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.

    • @LindaLoquita
      @LindaLoquita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja

    • @stepheng6514
      @stepheng6514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.

    • @skyecruzcruz2406
      @skyecruzcruz2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol
      That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!

  • @breAnnasmama
    @breAnnasmama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.

    • @ReydeCopas187
      @ReydeCopas187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!

  • @friend2866
    @friend2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should try gyro or shawarma 😋
      Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣

  • @kannascott8462
    @kannascott8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

  • @morrischan932
    @morrischan932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤

  • @WhiteJackal88
    @WhiteJackal88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.

    • @saranghae2808
      @saranghae2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wow, that was so nice of her!

    • @libertyjo6238
      @libertyjo6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.

    • @Mdlrtrombon
      @Mdlrtrombon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That was equally fun and sweet!

    • @nebuchadne33ar
      @nebuchadne33ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same thing has happened to me

  • @thomaswilliams8822
    @thomaswilliams8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎

  • @angcas64
    @angcas64 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!

  • @bethmerryfield7186
    @bethmerryfield7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.

  • @Kiya-me
    @Kiya-me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how he cracks himself up

  • @binodyumnam2562
    @binodyumnam2562 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's a true comedy genius.

  • @chrisg7571
    @chrisg7571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @JaneQPublic
    @JaneQPublic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    “Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂

  • @paulnarez7598
    @paulnarez7598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!

  • @servraghgiorsal7382
    @servraghgiorsal7382 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!

  • @rosaleefyffe483
    @rosaleefyffe483 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.

  • @murasakii1996
    @murasakii1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Never seen such an honest and hilarious comedian in my life. Hope to see more specials from him. Great guy!

  • @GPS509
    @GPS509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Grow up poor
    You learn things
    Then, you wouldn't know if you had money.
    (I approve this message)

    • @alexanderphilip1809
      @alexanderphilip1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Verdad!

    • @m.d.1873
      @m.d.1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beverly Hills....lol

    • @scottmiller6270
      @scottmiller6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Sir!

    • @huemanexperience1738
      @huemanexperience1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol
      I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!

  • @pamelarileydicarlo9484
    @pamelarileydicarlo9484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You are hilarious!
    Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive.
    Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations

  • @EmpressGoldilocked
    @EmpressGoldilocked 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    He has so many relatable jokes I want to join in and tell him my own stories lol.

  • @dianaortiz784
    @dianaortiz784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You’ve really taught your audience the truth of our different cultures!!! God made us all different and equally beautiful. Thank you !🙏🏻😇😂✝️

  • @sondrakorte7547
    @sondrakorte7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Rarely do I laugh outloud while watching TH-cam comedy but this man made me laugh until tears came. Extraordinary comedian.

  • @denisewarner8287
    @denisewarner8287 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!

  • @brookewray59
    @brookewray59 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I live in the south and this was hilarious. You wouldn't have to change a thing to do this routine here. Even throw in a Dale Earnhardt 🤣

  • @deesong6722
    @deesong6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “I’m not flying to Mexico. I know who won the election!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trisnawulandari6988
    @trisnawulandari6988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol

  • @izzah2298
    @izzah2298 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...

  • @jayrivera2906
    @jayrivera2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾

    • @bluejack644
      @bluejack644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM

  • @papiluvsiris6318
    @papiluvsiris6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The cramps are due to lack of magnesium. I once had a cramp that I couldn't walk. When I could walk, I went to the doctor and he said it was due to magnesium deficiency and gave me supplements.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@papiluvsiris6318 I am sorry yo hear that. I hope you get better soon.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that

  • @tinamarienelson8469
    @tinamarienelson8469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Jose and Leroy” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @yazzydothat4540
    @yazzydothat4540 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This man is insanely geniously hilarious !!
    There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣

  • @lizzycourt8949
    @lizzycourt8949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Is he laughing?!"
    "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!"
    "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theofields6359
      @theofields6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

    • @connievida4089
      @connievida4089 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I heard that" !!!!!! Hilarious

    • @texsis2112
      @texsis2112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right..!!! 😂🤣❤️🤠

    • @justsayinfornow5274
      @justsayinfornow5274 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of mine too!!

    • @1tamivasquez
      @1tamivasquez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same!! 🤣🤣😄😂👍🏼👍🏼💖

    • @killthemwkindness9064
      @killthemwkindness9064 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly 😂😅😂

  • @sherya.7067
    @sherya.7067 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks

  • @NicoleForbis
    @NicoleForbis ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍

  • @love2loveu636
    @love2loveu636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾

  • @nolabeveridge2651
    @nolabeveridge2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Catering to white folks

    • @debbiehorn8263
      @debbiehorn8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tesmith47 ???

  • @barbaralael5092
    @barbaralael5092 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved him! This guy is great!

  • @petronellakayanan5160
    @petronellakayanan5160 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So funny 😂 and his humor is clean and respectful. ❤

  • @Rita-23
    @Rita-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    My father initially told me "18" was the age to start dating THEN he changed it to 30. 😂

    • @dianaspicer5637
      @dianaspicer5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I was told they would consider thinking about it when I'm retired and collecting social security. 4 older brothers, only girl. 😔 😥 💔 😢 😪
      TGBTG!!

    • @Rita-23
      @Rita-23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dianaspicer5637 WOW 😲

    • @ROMVS
      @ROMVS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't miss much lol, when you reach 30, you can easily see bs.

  • @waynecribb4922
    @waynecribb4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Jokes about race in America were priceless. Thank you for that.

  • @solidsnake6123
    @solidsnake6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You have a plaque, and you have a trophy”🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethrobb5888
    @elizabethrobb5888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!